RIP
>a source at Martin County Fire Rescue said there were no injurieshe's fine
>>154018402This guy fucking blows at driving cars. The other kind of driving too in his current state.
so it happened AGAIN
>>154018402
>>154018626kek
>>154018402lil chigger crashed on a straight roadi kneel
How many car incidents has this guy been involved in?
>>154018402Goodbye, my king
>black golfers
>>154018402Isn't he one of the richest athletes or something? Get a fucking chauffeur, christ.
>>154018402Why doesn't he just hire a driver?
Bro, this guy's been driving around the President's former daughter in law and beloved granddaughter no joke. That's not cool.
Mossad is 100% trying to kill this nigga
>>154018780Sometimes you just want to drive yourself
>>154018834he has a driver. just cant be bothered to get it out of his golf bag whenever he wants to go somewhere
>>154018675more a tip over than a rollover. media lying again.
>>154018882Is that Arnold Schwarzenegger?
>>154018882>arnie getting mogged by some random americanyou hate to see it
>>154018402Someone's trying to kill him. What does he know?
>>154018882Arnold is looking old bros
>>154018948he never unfollowed kanye on twitter
>>154018402this guy is an honorary white but holy fuck he's gotta stop the pill popping
>>154018956The Austrian Oak was born in 1929. Show some respect, that's a Mr. Universe.
>>154018919>>154018920>>154018956Guess the car he was in
is he retired?
>>154019019The prius?
>>154019081These holodeck movies are trying too hard
>>154018402trump crazy son had tiger wood killed...
>>154019010>The Austrian Oak was born in 1929.1947
>>154018402rest in power, king
>>154019081Pretty much. Too many unnecessary back and neck surgeries coupled with nearly losing his leg a few years ago in another car crash. His career is basically over.
Justice. At last
think he had a hooker in there or why so hush
>>154019246WHo is the bald old white guy?
>>154018514He is part asian.
>>154018402>so it happened AGAIN
>>154018675did he try to do a cool jump off a ramp?
>>154019386we can blame his black half, we can blame his asian half, but driving lessons are desperately needed or i dont feel confident about the masters. what do we think, /tug/?
>>154018402Sources tell me he's stablePlease god
>>154019593My uncle works in the hospital and just texted me, they are talking double leg amputation....more to follow...
>>154018948the "someone" in this case is booze
Why doesn’t he get a car that can handle instead of driving rich mom school buses like an asshole
>>154019799pretty sure he's just high on pain meds 24/7, the vehicle won't matter much
WHY IS THERE NO UPDATEis he actually dead
He's fine, witness on scene said he appeared ok. We'd know if he were messed up.
>>154019860they just said florida authorities are giving updates in ten minutes
How does this retard not have a Philip Rivers-style super SUV with a full time driver? Pay some dude 150k/yr.
>>154019176why did he need so many surgeries?
Arrested for DUI
Tiger arrested and charged with DUI
>it was pillswho's more retarded, woods or the retards that keep letting him do this shit
tmz said they found meth in his car..
sheriff: Woods will be held for 8 hours
tiger will win the masters this year.
refused to take a breathalyzer
>>154020174>>154020177>>154020187He will get away with it since its probably prescribed by a shady doctor
>>154018402So it happened again.
>>154020264you cant drive on it
I CANT DRIVE
>>154020284You can but its advised you don't.
>>154020187>the retards that keep letting him do this shitHe's a grown man, not a child. The only one "letting" him do this shit is himself
Remember when it took him like 6 years to recover from a back injury and he kept blaming his injury for everything?I’m starting to think he was just drunk every day
>Woods took a breathalyser test at the scene, which returned negative, but refused to submit a urine sample, the sheriff said.
>wake up hoping for something to believe in>"Tiger Woods arrested on DUI">go back to sleep
>>154020236doesn't mean he's guilty.
>>154018402His condition has been upgraded from dead to arrested
>>154018920I hate watching him talk now because he does that old person thing where he never completely closes his mouth. It's like watching Bob Ryan
>>154020187Man I wish I was rich so a doctor could prescribe me pain pills
>>154020385most doctors won't do that since you'll lose your license if something goes wrong with your patient. Money doesn't matter in that case.
Mugshot fucking when
>>154020208F U liar
The judge in the inevitable case should permanently ban Tiger Woods from acquiring a license to drive in all 50 states. Tiger should be smart enough to accept this and hire a driver. Tiger has the money. Hire a fleet of drivers. The last thing anyone wants to see is for Tiger Woods to ever drive a vehicle again.
>>154020402Many, many do it anyway
>>154020208You're lying. The report is that Woods passed a breathalyzer test but refused a urine test and was lethargic on scene. Lethargy and meth do not go hand in hand, anon. If you are going to concoct a lie, at least know the facts.
ITS REALITS REALhttps://www.wptv.com/sports/golf/tiger-woods-involved-in-rollover-crash-on-jupiter-island-deputies-say
>>154020402When you have that kinda money, your people can find the shady doctors
>>154020555>and the last horse crosses the finish lineNo shit retard, this is well established at this point
https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/48323862/tiger-woods-arrested-crash-scene-suspicion-dui-sheriff-says
>>154020593You didnt read it faggot, it has added info about the dui
I WAS PROMISED 100 YEARS OF BLASIAN GOLF SUPREMACY REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154020641Literally would be the unquestioned GOAT of all sports with more majors wins of anybody if he just hired a driver and found a gf/sidechick with high libido.
tigger wood will be raping white women in heaven now rest in rip king
>>154020713Bonnie Blue can fix him
>>154020713>and found a gf/sidechick with high libidoHe had multiple of them. That's what started his downfall.
>>154020713This. I will never understand why rich horndogs fall for the marriage meme instead of just plowing the hot chick du jour and being free o move along and live how they want.Why would anyone want to be Tiger when they could be DiCaprio instead
>>154020569Michael Jackson's doctor went to prison for doing shady shit that killed him.
Feeling like 2009
>>154020934But was the mistake having the gfs or having the wife
>>154020939The only point of marriage is ensure non-alphas get pussy
nothing ever happens
>>154020691I could see this being a spuh banner
>>154018402>The accident happened around 2 PM ET. A pickup truck was turning into a driveway on a two-lane street when a Range Rover blocked his way with screeching tires. Tiger leaned out of the SUV's side window and yelled "Watch this, Chrissy!", then roared down the street at a high speed and flipped over the Range Rover with a sudden steering maneuver. "He misquoted that scene by the way", the driver of the pickup truck told TMZ.Crazy.
>>154020939leo has an island and tiger does not
>>154021020whats the scene from?
>>154019118Thank you. I knew he couldn’t have been 40 when he was in Hercules in New York.
>>154021009But it happened after 2014…
>>154020988And how's that working out for society at the moment
no masters?
Real fuck up ain't he
i took days off work so i could watch tiger play the mastersshould i cancel those days?
John Daly has never been arrested
>>154020620then post that. post better posts.
>>154020939Even if you don't get married, when you have that level of fame and money some bitch is gonna try to scandalize you for something and demand a settlement.
>>154018402Niggas can't handle dey drank
Reminder that there are thousands of drivers on the road right now fucked up on benzos and opioids and its perfectly legal
>>154021400will any of them be playing in the masters?
>>154020939Leo has no legacy after he dies. He should have at least impregnated someone by now.
>>154018402he did nothing wrong
>>154021406Tiger wasn't playing in the Masters even before this happened. His career has been over ever since his last car crash.
>>154021400where is someone like this coming from/driving to?
>>154021413I'm guessing Leo has secret children that he pays big money to keep out of the spotlight
>>154021353Crazy how people criticize people for idolizing Daly but give people who idolize Tiger a pass
>black dad treats him like shit>becomes the goat>does some questionable shit>gets taken to court>dies due to prescription drugs (loading)michael jackson speedrun
He didn't drive so good
>>154020236blowing is gay
deja vu
take me back to April 14, 2019 bros
>dui crashpoor guy couldnt see the woods from the trees
Take me back.
>>154021608rigged shot
>>154021608this was pure sex
>>154021400Pete Hegseth knows how much gas is gonna go up
>>154021448The Pentagon and the White House.
>>154018445Guy should go to jail for at least a year and never drive a car again
>>154021730Isnt this like the 3rd time he got a DUI charge? He's like a upper middle class Jon Jones god sake Tiger
>>154021750he wont. rich people only go to jail so mossad can remove them with no witnesses
>>154018675I've seen a lady flip her car entirely in a straight road. It was possibly the most confusing accident that I've ever seen.
>>154021608fuckin magnets
>>154018514he's either really bad at driving, or really good at drinking
>>154020296Its illegal if its found to impair you to a level you can't drive safely. You can get a dui for alcohol even under the legal BA limit
was he cheating again? once a perv always a perv
>>154021413Genetic legacy is a meme
>>154018402He'll be fine; he got that dog (percs) in him.
>>154021778flips are the most powerful race on earth
>>154021848he knows theres a 50 percent chance he crashes whenever he gets in a car so just takes some pills in advance to numb the pain.
>>154020402The doctor that killed Micheal Jackson literally got 2 years. Kill the most famous person in the world and only get 2 years of prison time. Something tells me it pretty easy to get away as a doctor.
>>154021965he got to keep his license as well and wrote a book to cash in, kek
>>154019799can you even get those cars in the USA?
>>154021965Not his fault Michael was a retard that overdosed
>>154019799>>154022029i think he had a porsche once but crashed it
>>154018675I live for this shit
>>154022037the doctor literally injected him with stuff that killed him. It wasn't like he was taking pills on his own and took too much.
>>154020314He definitely has that bloated booze face.
It's honestly quite funny that golf has cultivated this image of being higher class yet its supposed GOAT is doing shit like this. You don't see the GOATs of apehoop and handegg doing this shit.
its gonna be sad when tiger dies quite early from an accidental painkiller overdose, or another car accident that this time he doesnt walk away from. gonna die young like kobe did and leave his son fatherless. i wonder if all the fame and fortune he has attained will be worth leaving his son alone
>>154020402Can you show us your medical degree? How are you going to question a doctor if you didn't specialize in pain management?
>>154020385hey at least its better than things were in the late 90s-mid 2000s with those fake "pain clinics" all over the country that could write endless prescriptions for oxycontin.
>>154024537Doctors are just licensed drug dealers.
>>154024617Look into pharma reps, the hot 21-25 y/o old chicks they hire who know nothing about the drugs but will do anything to make a sale. Shit is wild.
>>154024670yeah big pharma is horrible im tired of hearing about all the hot young holes who get hired and get paid a lot to do all this free traveling and other shit.
>>154024597But that was awesome though
>Now watch this drive.
>>154024537they have a comittee full of doctors that do investigations and will pull your license if they find you did unethical stuff.
>>154018894I was thinking the same thing, and would have given the same answer.
>>154024980He's unironically Todd Marinovich but made it work due to his sheer amount of talent and autism
>addicted to skinny white women and pain pillsTiger is white
>>154025875>addicted to skinny white girls and can't driveHe's Asian
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>154026368he be lookin like he run a somali daycare scheme in minnesota
>>154026368>yfw when you've been awake for the last 9 hours without any pills
>>154019081>imagine the naizuri
>>154021808You are only here because of your genetic legacy you dolt.
>>154028399Most of your ancestors didn't contribute any genetic material to your genotype. Each generation only contributes 50% of their genes to their descendents, 400 years from now there is only a 3% chance that ANY of your descendents will have ANY of your genes, 1,000 years from now and the chance gets even smaller.
>>154028448Theres also a good chance your kids or their kids just wont have kids and itll stop there anyway, and the overall odds gets bigger with every kid down the line
>>154028448>brit owning an amerikanlove to see itbut Nope.Nepo babies are a GOOD thing.
>>154028448>to their descendents*to their children, I meant
>>154028448spoken like a true atheist hylicevery anglo in the vicinity nodding their head appreciatively
>>154028856I'm not an atheist, and I'm not an antinatalist. I'm just pointing out that most people's "genetic legacy" is temporary
All chinks need to be banned from driving until they stop squinting
Thats fucking Golf right there. None of that pansy ass cart driving smile for the PGA bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the green, men flip their newly bought SUV on the side roads. Fucking hard core dick in the ass Amazon golfball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Golf is back, baby
>>154028448>400 years from now there is only a 3% chance that ANY of your descendents will have ANY of your genesId like to see the math on this, it seems like it would be highly dependent on the number of descendants you have
>>154029466https://youtu.be/HclD2E_3rhI?si=DsLv_kVnCwGNiBUw&t=284The entire video is interesting.
>>154018677At least 3 but who knows how many were covered up and hidden. What I don’t totally get is the total boomer obsession with him. I was listening to Tony K’s show and he devoted an entire opening to him playing that bedsheet golf event and asking about him coming back. I know he’s a great golfer but it’s more than that. It’s like he offered some sort of race based absolution for them, a proto-Obama.
>>15402095118 months at Club Fed and a health consultant or some shit on the back endIt's only major to you cause you care about the case just that much
>>154025614More a rich junkie than some pan-narcosis Andy Dick character. He's never been "Jesus save me, I was on crack and meth" he just does dope for his cramps
>>154018675>be a chigger>excel at sports and suck at driving cars
>>154029736What I don't get is how he made ridiculous amount of money playing golf.
>>154030249golf fans are 90 percent rich bankers and other financial sector guys, so 1 of them is worth 10 sovlful northern factory working footy fans
>>154026368>>154026414Junkies always have tragedy in their faces. Like a vacant stare coupled with a passive dread
>>154024342When OJ drives he doesn't crash
Chinks can't see straightNiggers can't hold dey drank
>>154021413Leo has been in enough kinos that a few of them ought to slip through for eternity. You can say there were better actors, sure. But you can't say there were many actors who were in better kinos. Titanic, the Wolf of Wall Street, Inception, Gangs of New York, every year or two he makes a movie worthy of endless rewatching.His version of Romeo and Juliet's probably got a few more years left in English and Drama Class Movie Day rotations around the world, no child nudity and that Baz Luhrmann gaudiness is designed to appeal to a child's aesthetic sensibilities.
>>154026368>when 4 of us call an uber and I have to listen to my boys having fun in the back
how do you fuck up earning a BILLION dollars playing a contact-free game?
>>154032066Tiger destroyed his body overtraining. He’s a very weird guy
>>154032091i know but for GOLF?!? how do these dudes get to this point without any sane person in their circle?
>>154025875He was into leathery fake titted sluts
still tony
>>154032150to be totally fair...those are usually a lot of fun for a week or two
>>154032128do baseball hitters ever get injured? its a similar thing, every time you hit the ball is a full power full body motion, youre gonna pull some muscles etc
>>154032204baseball is completely different, there's running involved and contact can very easily occur
This was the latest in a series of vehicle-related incidents involving Woods, most recently in February 2021 when his SUV ran off a coastal road in Los Angeles at a high rate of speed, leading to multiple leg and ankle injuries.Woods said later his injuries were so bad that doctors considered amputation.He also was arrested on a DUI charge in 2017 when South Florida police found him asleep behind the wheel of his car that was parked awkwardly with damage to the driver's side.He later pleaded guilty to reckless driving after it emerged he had had five prescription drugs in his system at the time.In 2009 he crashed his car into a fire hydrant and tree outside his Florida home - an accident which inadvertently led to a spectacular unravelling of his private life.
>be insanely high status insanely high wealth athlete>drive a terminally unreliable shitboxwhy do they all do this
>>154032178SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
his jam boy was driving
>>154018834This. Tiger brought all this shit on himself and deserves this shitty reputation now for not having drivers 24/7 starting 15 years ago with all the prescriptions he knew that he would be taking. He has more than enough money to hire a fleet of drivers.He put other drivers lives at risk all these years he has been knowingly pulling this shit. FUCK his legacy, the guy is garbage.
he should have just pushed the car down and drove back home
>>154032220Tiger is from a generation where they'd twist their back much more in order to get power. Nowadays they rely on other muscles to avoid his fate.
So who's the next GOAT-turned-junkie?
>>154021425He won his last Masters a few years after the first crash.
>>154018445No injuries, only death.
>>154032522a jam up guy
>>154032963He won the Masters in 2019. The crash that deleted his leg was in 2021.
>>154033409el dandy?>>154033352painkillers: 9001 usd
>>154033352Look at the absolute size of that man. He's a fucking unit
>>154033558If he took the piss test he would have ripped a hole in the cupthe unfortunate side of it is that he'll soon get to do curls with Rich Piana
Always feel sorry for TigerThe guy will always be Tiger to me
>>154039732Childhood hero turned into a junkie that's the worst part
>>154029528I may be misinterpreting but it sounds like the 3% number is the chance that any individual descendent has some of your dna. But as you increase generations you would theoretically have more descendants too. Assuming an average of 2 children per generation after 15 generations you'd have something like 2^15 ~ 30k descendants, so the chance that at least some would have your dna is still high. It also sounds like the major exception is the paternal y chromosome which is passed on intact, in which case Henry the eighth is completely vindicated.
>>154032220Not really
