https://news.sky.com/story/tiger-woods-crash-latest-golfer-rolls-car-in-florida-13523799KWABOTY (still tony)why cant americans drive?
>>154018718It's hard to drive when you're high off your ass and half drunk from the night before and too cheap to hire a driver.
oj reenactment gone wrong
>>154018718Was about to post it kek.100% DUI
>His condition was not immediately available.He's dead, Jim.
Honestly don't understand why people with more than $100 million don't just hire a driver>>154019654And he will blame the doctors again
>>154019654Sheriff just confirmed DUIhttps://www.tmz.com/2026/03/27/tiger-woods-arrested-for-dui/
>>154018718White bronco head-ACK
>DUI after that crash he already had (which let's be honest was probably also a DUI)He's done. Career's over. Weird way to end it.
Guys this is his 3rd DUI. I know he has crazy money and lawyers, but FL is a 3 strike state which means mandatory jail time....
>Jeez..a whole bottle of bourbon and 18 beers between the both of us...sure hit the spot. Shit, lets drive to the golf course and play a round, on me. I'll buy the beers too...get in faggot!What do you do?
>blew 0.0>refused urinalysis percs?
>>154020814He's been addicted to painkillers for 15+ years, with his money, who knows what he has access to.
>>154018718he'll be fine
It's official: charged with DUI
>>154018718it took getting with my now gf to get me to stop abusing drugs and alcohol (early 30s) since I was a teenager. I imagine its harder when you're a legend of your sport and rich as shit, he probably thinks he can figure out alcohol and beat it like he does golfing, but alcohol doesn't give a fuck who you are.he needs to give it up for good fr
Why are golfers all alcoholics?
>>154021243only way to make the sport bearable is to be absolutely plasteredanyways its probably all the time they spend in the clubhouse talkin to the hoes and other rich fucks
>>154021237Maybe your gf is the key to all this, be a pal and let tiger have her for a bit
>>154018718what the fuck is wrong with this guy? How many car accidents does he have now like 5? You're a fucking billionaire, pay somebody to be your driver!
>>154020856Imagine the necrosis he’s manufacturing in his liver
>kwabotyForever braheem
Remember when a celebrity having an affair was a huge deal?
>>154018718But I always thought that Tiger had a good drive?
>>154018718When you have money, knowing how to drive is for poors.
>>154018718He's done this before. He's a pill addict due to his ruining of his own back through goggins level body abuse.He was already winning tournaments before he started to over emphasize his drive and long distance running.Seems like he got away without major injury this time, and he'll get off the hook by pointing out that the drugs are prescribed to him, and that he didn't understand the vehicle precautions.And then he'll do it again a few years from now.
>>154020724talk me up in front of the cart girl and i’m game
>>154018718Reminder that unlike other sports, in golf, your character matters. That's why Nicklaus is still the GOAT.
>>154018718I'm sure it's just there to haul the car away but it would be ebin if he flipped it because he drove onto the ramp.
>>154020657Laws don't apply to the rich
>>154021237This is why he won’t just hire a driver like people say, if he did that it would like an acknowledgement he’s a fucked up drug addict and a junkie who is high probably 24/7 and that’s not something he wants to admit to himself, it’s hard for anyone but for tiger woods? I would be shocked if he did.
>>154020624>Career's overWait...this nigga still playing? I dont care about golf but i remember him being widely talked about for being the Best payd athlete in the world or some shit 20+ years , even thats south park episode clowning him for "sex addiction" is like 10-12 years old.Thought he was now retired
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame painkillers, we can blame pornstars, we can praise Tiger's glutes but the truth is it's simply not enough. Driving, passing out you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Tiger and the caddies, but MASSIVE spinal reinforcements are desperately needed in the Augusta season. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in PGA for that matter. Not playing like this.
>>154032610Why do you type like a faggot?EDIT: okay shit calm down I didnt know this was one of your copypastas you freaks
