Nagerpause
>>154019272Anime
I post this before Trump tweets his next thing
Hopefully thats the end of Havertz, sick of him wasting chances
>no subs
MUHEIM MAKE US PROUD
>schlotterkek againenough
What is wrong with Schlotti today, unusually many mistakes?
>HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ >HAVERTZ EFUCKINGNOUGH
>>154019979>the blundershitga isnt a maßstabwho knew
>Havertz
>>154019272
are swiss fans the most soulless ones in the world? how do you even take a swiss person seriously when they talk like that?
>kimmich being in midfield in ballbesitz leaving massive gaps on the right whenever we lose the ballwhen will it end
holy fuck I just realized Sane is playing
Goretzka finally doing some defending, preventing a guaranteed goal from Kimmich
>>154020056German is a dead language because of your country. Nobody cares about the slop media your socialists parties produce. The whole world is going to memoryhole it
JUST FUCKING SHOOT YOU Kankers!!!
WIRTZ WIRTZ WIRTZ
WIRTZ STOP IT
>>154020144Like that.
NORMALE KARTOFFELN
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HOCH DIE HÄNDE WOCHENENDE+ gesoffne bis der Karl trifft
granatbry assist btw
What a fucking goal.
GALA BENCHWARMER SAHNE STINKER AND HOOKED
>>154019559as i was saying
Nice goal. And now I can keep ignoring our Ngubu team
>>154020224see>>154019610
BLOOD
>>154020269bok bok bok
>>154020097german is objectively a shit language i agree but the swiss take it to a completely different level. the country is beautiful but it's impossible to live there simply because the people all sound like the most insufferable downies
Kimchi Down
sir, your wc26 starters
this low iq n0er manzombie is always 1 move away from a red
How is that no red wtf
>
>>154020295>dribbles: 5>successful: 1kek
>>154020285>objectivily Speak for yourself, low IQ retard
>>154020310why are there so many *zombies btw?
Woltemade already way more impactful than Havertz
Its not possible to win anything as long gayretzka, sane, gnabry, rüdnigger and tah are in the team
>>154020285>impossible to live there simply becauseYou're not coming then? What a bummer man
>>154020295>sofascores>1 dribble>14 lost possession >10
Undav will see 0 minutes lmao
>>154020400no way youre still THIS butthurt about his rejection
>>154020435that is some insane double digit iq reading comprehension at display here by hiv faghe responded to my post to show that sofascore stats are retarded not to shit on wirtz
the beer and the bundes
>>154020097feel free to come up with one of your own
>>154020458nah this obsessed bauer always shits on wirtz
>>154020461stop living in 3 stars tops hotels
Meme game
>Leon Goretzka>Leroy Sané>Serge Gnabry
we play SO MUCH BETTER with havertz and sane out and Woltemade and Karl in, how does Nagelsmann not see this?Woltemade or Undav upfront, then Wirtz/Ey Mala - Gnabry/musiala - Karl/Beier
>>154020494>nahnigga you might be retarded>BAUMANN
BAUMANN BAUMANN BAUMANN>>154020519lol
MIRO MAX MARIA MUHEIM /a/ssist on the gay buntschafts head
>>154020435>>154020494excuse meI'm the file.png bayern chadnot this impostor >>154020400
>>154020504this is a four star hotel tho
30k tourist fans and 500 fans who support like paid actors with the same chants that probably already existed during World War II
>>154020539yes we do, that faggot goretzka caused this goal by not defending at all. we play 8 vs 11 as long as nager keeps forcing him, sane and havertz into the team.
>Stach>Groß????????
MMMM got the no show KWABRL in his pocket
WIRTZ WIRTZ WIRTZ WIRTZ
based Wirtz
I had to google who Stach is
WIRTZ IN A LEAGUE OF HIS OWNBOK BOK BOK
Absolute joke of a game
>>154020506meme flag. what makes a man live there in shit on the street country?
Would surprise me if this Deutschland team even gets to quarter finals
i dont think this squad is fit for the wm
muzzyallah could never
>>154020600karl hat das eingeleitetey mala could never
>>154020522just don't interact with it.b00n derangement syndrome is an actual illness in these parts.
>>154020400bok bok bok
>>154020647musiala's goal for the 2023 title was pretty similar to that>>154020655but it's funny
https://streamin.me/v/373973febeautiful team goalkarl killing that defenderstach and groß combiningwirtz beauty
>>154020628>>154020629We are unironically going to win it in an undeserved fashion
-----------Wolte/HuhndavWirtz--------Musiala--------Karl-----------Pavlovic----?-------------------------------------KimmichRaum----Schlotterkek---Tah---------------Urbigyour wc26 winners
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Volümchen
>>154020791not even bayern fans want goretzka on the team
>>154020791
>>154020749Stach is the question mark
>>154020749I can see itQuestion is, can Nager see it? >>154020701Great team goal.
>>154020815He is the only fit 6 for us right now.
>>154020843>Question is, can Nager see it?he will start Goretzka and Sane lol
>>154020815Read the thread.. the bauern have constantly been shitting on the based Knirpz and praising Goretzka..
>4-5>gekonnt ist eben gekonnt
>>154020873? nobody in here has been doing either of that
>>154020873mentally ill
enjoy your daily meltdown tranny, lmao, cya next matchday
>Schwitzerlis
>>154020848Nager sees Pavlovic and Stiller as our only sixes thohe rates ‘retzka for his alleged attacking thread
>>154020915unser Wirtz fucked you in the ass tonight tardo
Can the Taktikfuchs bring it home with this boreball?
>>154020942rightfully so
>scores twice>in a training sessionlmao
>>154020942We get height and physically logged in midfield by France and everyone else. You can only play technical players there if they are fast and never can be pressed by the opponent. We could be playing Stiller and Kimmich as 6s and they would be fine as long as we don't have to defend big teams.
Wirtz is so underrated. I know it's funny to say that about a guy who was sold for 150m but he's playing in two broken teams right now. You can't carry them all the way unless you're Messi but it's sad to see what he has to put up with. Everyone around him is washed. Not going to Bayern instead of Arne Slot Liverpool, he will regret it forever
>>154020873>>154020955I'm gonna be honest, if you're not just trolling you might seriously be suffering from some kind of mental deficit
were not letting that Woltebitch stinker go under the radar
>>154021076Undav when?
>>154021054>a guy who was sold for 150m but he's playing in two broken teams right now. You can't carry them all the way unless you're Messiif you've been payed for 150+ mio, you better be messi 2.0 tho.you're trying to talk sense, emeotion and nostalgia into hedge-fund managers. rething your thoughts.
>another high iq interviewlmao
>>154021159Qrd?
>Miesepeter Undav
>>154020873i will be honest, i dont care about wirtz outside of international break. as long as he performs for schland im happy, same with other NT players. and today he played very well.
>>154021178>"If you see what we have to deal with in the Vorrunde, you get to see that we have to work really hard">first match is vs fucking curacao
>>154021214the destroyer of switzerland
>>154021054slut had the better arguments, according to floLMAO
>>154021122Messi would be worth 500m now. Anons laughed when I said that Olise wouldn't even get to move for 200m. That's exactly what Liverpool are offering now. Florentino is low-balling as usual, still 165m. Times have changed
>>154021214mentally ill
>>154021247he just wanted to play in the pl, dont forget that he is a wigger
>>154021287>500m now.>Lionel Messi.Estimated value: €250 million. ~850 goals, 8 Ballon d'Ors, 4 UCL + World Cup 2022; prime (2010s) was worth ~€180m, adjusted to today as Yamal (€400m) but realistic at €250m for longevity/unreal statistics.
>>154021159Musiala can't even speak german
if bagelsmann starts sane over Karl at the WC im loosing italso woltemessi for havertz was great, dunno what people were complaining about, havertz was a black hole upfront.
>>154021347musiala speaks english, polish, broken german.flo fails to speak his broken german at any occasion possible, even it's his mother-tongue and was teached on a daily basis in his patchwork family structures. and he still manages to do interviews you wish for your time back you wasted to watching and listening to it.
>>154021054or city. that was an option too.he took the worst choice out of three.
>>154021389unser based low iq Wirtz makes us Weltmeister while the mutt stays at home crying in front of his tv
thought muttsiala is back
>>154021338You know what I meant. No player in their prime would ever be worth more than Messi. PSG and City would pay 500m for himright now if he was still in his prime. No club would accept the offer
>blindski didn't even give a yellow herehttps://x.com/i/status/2037642226596016181
>>154021615afroamerikanisch sagt man
GuMo
>>154021026Stach is the answer
>>154021347huh? his German is perfectly fine
>Wirtz mit klarer WM-Ansage: „Wollen alle den Pokal nach Hause holen“Es kommt heim
Wirtz, immer wieder Wirtz
hat baumann eigentlich einmal den ball berührt gestern?
>Auf der italienischen Sportwebsite Calciomercato sprach Milan-Experte Andrea Longoni (42) von „zwei hoffnungslosen Fällen“ im Mailänder Angriff. Neben Füllkrug war dabei auch von Ex-Leipziger Christopher Nkunku (28) die RedeBlundershitgabros...
>>154028311>Nkunku (28)heh... he's still young, enough time to develop
wal status?
>>154028483Einer für den Ole mit Kohle?
still insane to me how stacked our u21 team is atm. pretty much all of them have experience at the top level, some even internationally. that used to be the absolute exception
>>154028723I saw the first 30 minutes yesterday and I have to say Gechter is an absolute anti-footballer
>>154028749I rated Gechter highly for a long time but I have seen him live in the Olympiastadion many times and I’m starting to think that he’s never going to become the player i thought he might be
>BREAKING: Arne Slot goes IN on Florian Wirtz's international form: >"I keep hearing the media talk about Florian's performances for the national team during the break. Honestly? It doesn't surprise me at all. Let's be brutally honest—international football is practically a different sport. It’s slower, the tactical setups are basic, and frankly, it's a lot easier than what we are doing here. It's cute that he can go away, play at a walking pace, and look like a superstar against lesser opposition.>But my system at Liverpool? It requires a level of tactical intelligence, processing speed, and relentless intensity that he simply hasn't caught up to yet. If Florian wants a masterclass in how to actually play my football, he doesn't need to look at international tape; he just needs to look across the dressing room at Cody Gakpo. Cody is an absolute machine for us right now. He executes my ideas flawlessly and understands exactly what it takes to dominate the Premier League. Florian is a talented boy, sure, but starring for Germany doesn't automatically buy you a starting spot in my team. When he's ready to play big-boy football, we'll see."
i hope you didnt spent too much time on thisit wasnt worth it
>>154028917But enough about my trip to Germany
xD
>>154028917sit down and listen Flo
>>154028741>Schlotterkek 7.4
>Julian Nagelsmann promises Leroy Sané another chance against Ghana on Monday despite his disappointing performance yesterday: "I don't always expect two goals and three assists, it's about the overall picture. He showed glimpses of what he's capable of. Of course he can play with more intensity and do better, but you have to take his lack of rhythm into account. He will get another chance to do better on Monday."
>>154029279Wh0 does he love him so much?
>>154029279absolutely factually mentally illhe has no rhythm because he is a benchwarmer at a 3rd world shithole club lmao
it has to be some hidden diversity quota by the DFB atp
>>154029312There are tons of other blacks he could let play instead
>>154029279I dont get it, how do you watch 70 mins of Sane doing nothing on the ball and then 20 mins of Karl skinning their LB multiple times and then say this? How?
bitch ass Karl did not skin Muheim a single time
>>154029374He had 3 dribblings past whoever defended their left side, one of those leading to the 3-4 by Wirtz.
>>154029374>bitch ass Karl did not skin Muheim a single time
Imagine how good things could be
>>154029440>Koch>permaded Jonny B as winger
>>154029440>nubel>hvertz>any chokemund shitterlmao
>>154029566Keep seething, muhammed
>>154029440kc tier
>TV-Star Evelyn Burdecki muss jetzt auf das verzichten, was sie am meisten liebt! Der Reality-Star hat nun im Alter von 37 Jahren eine Fettleber-Diagnose erhalten. Die Ärzte schreiben ihr deshalb ein sechswöchiges Zuckerverbot vor.Burdeckibros...
Who cares. Fuck off
>>154029665still no noodz..
>>154029440wer hat dir ins gehirn geschissen?
Why does Nagelsmann not simply just call up 26 out of form players?
you know, all these friendlies could have been used to have players getting used to play with each otherlike the ones you will probably actually start at the wc26instead of using the games to give Goretzka(always benched at Bayern), Havertz (injured for a whole fucking year) and Sane (lol) yet "another chance"so now there's 2 outcomeswe either have a completely dysfunctional team at the WC that has never played togetherORthis subhuman actually wants to start Goretzka, Havertz and Sane at the WCoh, wait, he's actually gonna do that, holy shit
>fired Nagelsmann (and replaced with Tuchel lel) before he could cause bigger damage at Bayernhow did they know?it must be decades of experiencethey saw it before everyone else
nice ai clip
>>154029279it’s so fucking over. ‘retzka will probably start again as well
>>154029440okay this is actually far worse than what the Nager is doing I get that it’s supposed to be >le ebin aryan xi but you could’ve at least picked competent players and a fitting, functional system
>Nun legte BVB-Berater Matthias Sammer nach. Für ihn ist Maxi Beier ein Spieler, der in Zukunft bei der DFB-Elf noch eine große Rolle spielen kann und wird.
>>154030294temu matthias schweighöfer
>>154029279isch over
we need to figure out a way to get nailsmeme fired before the WC
>>154028551>Der Wal hängt schon wieder fest
deine mutter stsht im stau?
>>154030628>Experte: War das "wahrscheinlichste Szenario"
>Fisnik Asllani weckt europaweites Interesse. Der Berater des kosovarischen Stürmers der TSG Hoffenheim bestätigt, dass sich der FC Barcelona bereits nach Asllani erkundigt hat.
>Der Berater bestätigt
>>154033306>le 23 year old (24 in August) talent with 8 Bundesliga goals
>Auf dem Weg nach Polen: Unbekannte stehlen zwölf Tonnen Kitkat
>>154033392It's hard to perform when Lemperchad keeps stealing the show
>Nun berichtet die BILD-Zeitung aber noch von einem anderen DFB-Star, der in den Planungen der Bayern scheinbar ebenfalls eine Rolle spielen soll. Dabei handelt es sich um Oliver Baumann, der bei der TSG Hoffenheim unter Vertrag steht und dort abermals eine starke Saison abliefert.Zunullreichbros...
154033853>und dort abermals eine starke Saison abliefert>just conceived five from fucking rb, four of these in the first half, three of those were the first three shots directed at his goal.
i feel like Ulreich is happy as the 3rd keeper, they want Baumann as 2nd keeper behind Urbig if Neuer retires
>up and coming team>b00n buys their key players
>>154028904>against lesser oppositionWill age pretty badly...
>>154028741>>154029440unglaublich wie schlecht wir mittlerweile sindAchtelfinale und dann ist schluss
won't make it out of the group stage
they gave us kakao to statpad a 3rd place that reaches
>>154035209kakao und äquator are weak as shit, easy wins. draw against elfenbeinküste as we always have trouble with africans. that's enough for 1st place.
if we place first we're playing France, I really hope we learned from the mistake when Müllkrug ruined the EM for us
>>154037241the last time we played it smart might have been Gijonin Qatar we only had to lose to Costa Rica and Spain would have been out with usfucking Havertz
>>154037478>n Qatar we only had to lose to Costa Rica and Spain would have been out with usmind you Spain was losing on purpose vs Japan too, to face Moroccothis was the only reason we got eliminated that way, we should have taken them down with us
>>154037241>if we place first we're playing FranceIn the Ro16 after playing against a third place team from Groups A-D/F. If we finish 2nd we play them or Norway/Senegal in the Ro32, which arguably worse
>>154038047and after?
GuMoWhat are we watching today?
>>154037241losing on purpose to avoid the potentially tougher opponents is a pathetic bitch move. based Lücke made sure we would not embarrass ourselves
>Torwartwechsel im DFB-Team bahnt sich an
>>154046719not really surprising as the match takes place in StuttgartNager usually lets the local players play in front of their home crowd. I expect Undav to start as well and maybe even Führich will get some playing time
GuMohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2BQQkoj3i4
>>154038910Winner of 1C vs. 2F, so Brazil, Morocco, Japan or Netherlands
>Doch Brandts Zukunft könnte anders aussehen. Wie die „Gazzetta dello Sport“ berichtete, zeigt die AS Roma großes Interesse. Austausch zwischen Verein und Umfeld habe es bereits gegeben
>>154046869thats so much better easier
>Wie BILD erfuhr, zeichnete sich in den Übungseinheiten der vergangenen Tage die Tendenz ab, dass Woltemade gegen Ghana starten könnte - und nicht Undav. Damit hat Woltemade die Nase aktuell vorn. Havertz, den in dieser Saison schon mehrere Verletzungen über Monate außer Gefecht setzten, könnte gegen Ghana eine Verschnaufpause bekommen.Undavbros...
>>154048276>the nagershaft is a charity home for 1goal in 2026 Woltebitch now
154048305kickstarted wirtz, it may kickstart bick dick nick as well
>>154048197Wouldn't say so. I'd rather play a sound group stage before facing a third placed team (Ro32) and France (Ro16) than showing weakness in the group stages and having to deal with Norway/Senegal/France after that before playing Brazil/Morocco/Japan/Netherlands
>154048436based Knirpz was already a top 5 Premier league player before that THO
sure whatever
>filetard hates on Wirtz again
So even if I sign up to DAZN on April 1st for 45€ a month I will only be able to see the first Bayern - Real game. To see the second one I need another subscription for 9€ on Amazon Prime? An otherwise completely useless service.This has really gotten out of control
>Zu den Interessenten für Vuskovic gehört der FC Bayern, offenbar auch Manchester United und auch der FC Barcelona. Jetzt soll auch Chelsea einsteigen, berichtet die BILD und das wird in England bestätigt. Der klare Plan von Tottenham ist es aber, dass man den Kroaten nicht abgibt. Und das aus gutem Grund, nämlich weil man ihn als einen der potenziell besten jungen Verteidiger aktuell sieht.
>>154049536he only wants to play for us tho
>>154049639die Lulu
>Jetzt kommt eine weitere Nation ins Spiel. Wie BILD erfuhr, hat sich auch der argentinische Verband bei der Tresoldi-Seite gemeldet. Der Grund: Mama Barbara Caffi ist Argentinierin.DFBbros...we have to act NOW
who?
>>154050940most promising young German striker atm you mongo
>Doch Tuchel rief den Nörglern um Ex-Nationalspieler Paul Robinson trotzig entgegen, dass er „viel gelernt“ habe, gerade was die „Details“ anging: „Wir haben viele neue Spieler eingesetzt, ich bin sehr dankbar für diese Bewährungsprobe und sehr zufrieden“ mit der Leistung. „Enttäuscht“ zeigte sich der 52-Jährige hingegen von Teilen der Fans, die den Abwehrmann Ben White bei seinem ersten Länderspiel seit der WM 2022 ausbuhten: „Ich glaube nicht, dass es irgendjemandem hilft.“Maybe the TTT wouldn't be a better option than Nager
>>154051037mfw
>>154051822my neger Woltechad is not that young anymore
>>154052093le 26 yo wunderkind innit
>>15405228126 is young right???
>>154052646as far as life is concerned, yeswhen it comes to footy, no
>Nachfolger beim FC Kopenhagen soll laut einem Bericht des Fußballmagazins Tipsbladet der ehemalige Bundesliga-Trainer Bo Svensson werdenCan he fix my boy Moukoku
Woltemade is the third most expensive german of all timeFourth is Werner, Fifth is Leroy, Seventh is Draxler, Eighth is Mustafi, Ninth is Thilo Kehrer, then Götze
>>154052646unc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8q2w2d4ok
>>154047854Ah yes, Roma, where bundesplayers go to to sit on benches in the whole of Italy
>>154052904lol>>154057868not much different than it was at Bayern for himBrandt is significantly better than that malet and I can see him doing well in Italy
>>154057898yeh
>>154057939finished boomer at the time
nah Hummels was unironically a top 3 CB in the world in the season before
>>154050885Nagelsmann would rather call up a finished Füllkrug or a permaded Smallservice
>Bei Borussia Dortmund herrscht große Verwunderung über Aussagen des österreichischen Nationaltrainers Ralf Rangnick, der sich über die begrenzten deutschen Sprachkenntnisse von ÖFB-Debütant Carney Chukwuemeka (22) zu Wort gemeldet und darin auch eine Verantwortung bei den Schwarz-Gelben ausgemacht hatteOh nonono
>>154058987what language do they talk to each other in dorkmund?
>>154058987so can we all agree that Chewbaka isn't actually Austrian?
>>154058987I am Dorkmund lifelong and I didn't know that Chewie was an Austrian painter. Didn't even know he speaks German at all.
>>154059144
how many today?
>>154059560Zero
>Spitzenreiter der 2. Liga einer Bundesliga-Rückkehr im Sommer entgegen. Ob sich der 40-jährige Edin Dzeko allerdings dem Abenteuer Bundesliga noch einmal stellen wird, ist fraglich. Sollte der Bosnier seine Karriere beenden, könnte laut italienischen Medienberichten Niclas Füllkrug ein Thema auf Schalke werden. Der 33-Jährige spielt auf Leihbasis für Milan, steht aber bei West Ham unter Vertrag. Bei beiden Vereinen besitzt Füllkrug aber nur wenig sportliche Perspektiven und soll deshalb eine Rückkehr nach Deutschland anstreben. Mit der Option Schalke?KINO
Thanks Rapha!
>>154059742Deutsche Santana
>>1540595603 Assis to Bigdicknick
we all know whos going to steal the show tonight
#BereitWieNie
>>154059994braunwienie
>>154059994the photographer is a fan of the renaissance era, innit? that's not the first picture giving this vibe
>>154059994Woltebitch on the losing team again..
>>154060087he will start. who are the real losers?
>>154059994Hundav looks exhausted
>>154059994who is the most popular with chicks?
>>154060140wir die zuschauer
>>154060200Goretzka desu
>>154060200I look like rüdiger and get plenty of chix
>>154060229the only thing you get is a Abschiebung
>>154060140>who are the real losers?95% of /bundes/ at least >>154060229your mom and sisters dont count
>>154060247>Nübel>GroB>Stillerlmao
>>154060247>GroßWhat's Nager cooking?
>>154060247Stiller must be scary on the bench
>>154060247was mit diese Haare
>>154060247Liroibros????
>>154060266it's a [spoiler]wig[/spoiler]
>>154060247Undavbros…
>>154060247>Sane und Schlotterbeck will start again
>>154060290Based retard
>>154060269why doesn't Nager give him enough time to prove himself???
>>154060239I dont think they want to take away your mums lover..
>>154060247zunullbros, it's over
>>154060338>zunübel
>Denn: Die günstigsten Tickets für die EM 2028 in Großbritannien und Irland sollen weniger als 30 Pfund kosten, was bedeutet, dass Fans zwei Tickets für weniger Geld erwerben können als ein Parkplatz bei einem WM-Gruppenspiel in den USA in diesem Sommer kostet.Volumes
Chadvillager 2nd half hatty vs the GAY buntschaft incumming
>>154060364why do you worship and hate blacks at the same time?oh I know, you are a schizo
>>154060377Ransi is an honorary white HSV chad
>>154060063Id say high baroque rather than Renaissance
>>154060377HSV anon never made a racist post
>>154060290>confusing the blackieskek! classic...
154060364you don’t even rate him you fucking mong holy shit>>154060377yes, he is
>>154060200‘Retzkatoo bad he’s also the gayest
why are you all using terminology you would never use in germany even in small talk
>>154060383One of these is not like the öthers
>>154060455Atubolu is a goalkeeper and the others aren’t?!
>>154060414hes a useless retard, but hes our useless retardwaffeln auf die 1 diggi
>>154060444We wouldn't use English either. What's your point?
>>154060478Well it's just odd you're using English and then you're using a specific dialect and slang list of English you would never ever speak physically.
>Mein bestes Spiel für Deutschland war ein Freundschaftskicklel
>>154060488You propably do the same though?
Turkey got a game against us in Berlin. HomegroundWhy didn't Ghana get theirs in Hamburg?? Huge football history there
>>154060488>>154060444hasst du gesoffen?
>>154060498Many such cases
>>154060505meds
>>154060488Are you using the exact same lingo in every setting?
>>154060524Ghana's coach is literally from Hamburg
How many today?
>>154060505>>154060558there are nearly 3 million Turks in Germany while there are not even 100’000 Ghanaians
who is that musel
>>15406058990 minutes on the bench
>>154060593?
>>154060591Yet they produced some noteable footballersShows what a bunch of sissies Turks are
>>154060591he has a wrong sense of count because the ghanen keep coming in and out of his mother's house
this is some crazy last minute desperation by Nailsmeme to see what kind of shit sticks to the wall
Deutschland ist erst geheilt wenn die erste Strophe gesungen wird
>>154060622Also nie?
warum singt Woltemade nicht?
BLÜH IM GLANZE DIESES GLÜCKESBLÜHE DEUTSCHES VATERLAND
>>154060627kennt den Text nicht, siehste doch direkt, dass da ein Hohlraum im Kopf ist
>>154060620anything but Undav
>>154060629Cute feet
>Woltebitch vs 11 black menthis wont end well..
>>154060607KEK
>>154060629>WegseidlaBASED
>>154060629It's not winter, Johann.
>away jersey in a home matchfinal sellout for adi, das yes? when's the mutt shirts coming? after wm?
>HavertzOfficially out of ideas. The guy they turn to as a quick fix for something that can't be fixed
>>154060662>after wm?Yes
>Woltebitch
>wolteshit
>Stolpermade
>Die Made
>bitchmade
Woltebitch, die dumme
ERA ROJO
Woltebitchbros.. its not too late to become a center back with our height
either he hit the ball or red. >>154060674grim
>>154060692yes, but doesn't make sense to give a red after 5 minutes in a friendly
>"außenpfosten rettet ghana"that makes no sense
>demanding a red card in a friendly
>>154060709rules are rules, chud
chipball or I retire
uhh shouldn't the rapist party be behind bars rn??
>>154060697>>154060709Ref's just as cowardly as any Kreisliga ref
>>154060660in a way it’s always winter desu
>last games before the WC are against terrible teams where even Sane would shine>smash them>first game of WC is against some meme country that will also end 8-1 with Sane starting>hype will be real>people get deluded into thinking we will win it>lose to ivory coast and draw with ecuador after the usual Sane and Havertz no-shows>knocked out in the 3rd place playoffs
>>154060731he will be after abusing Woltebitcho tonight
Ösis were already leading at this point..
Arrwell you fucking reatrd
I thought this was the last friendly but there's more against Finland and the burgers end of May
>>154060754Gregoritsch mogs every striker we have
>diving in a friendlyarsenal DNA
>>154060775youre 2 minutes behind, this is on örr
we look really comfortablebecause Ghana is really shityet we aren't even a threat, there was like 1 shot near goalamazing
>>154060775or Chelsea cheek
>>154060782he dove right as I made this post >>154060763 so I had to waitI'm watching the ard stream
>fehlpass von schlotterkekOH NO REALLY
How many more tournaments is Havertz gonna cost us
Why don't they shoot?
>>154060794Our world champions carried an achilles heel like Havertz their whole career
why is groß playing like a false 9nailsmeme needs to go... please, there is still time
I can't remember a player who has been as shit as Havertz for so many years yet still starts for a top club and one of the best national teams
>>154060803isso, players like Thomas Müller were always subpar for germany
>>154060803But not as main striker
>>154060809>>154060814The turkish gymfluencer. Also played for Arsenal coincidentally
this nigga havert couldn't aim at goal if someone put a gun to his head>>154060809he's one of these players only managers like
>>154060814But Havertz is subpar everywhere. You can't even point to his club form and say there's something that can be unlocked
>>154060829Arteta unlocked him tho
>stadium is way louder when Ghana is attackingwtf lmao
>SEMEN, Yo
>>154060861DFB got rid of all fans since 2006, now they only give tickets to customers
DENIZ UNDAV
lmao holy fuck, Nailsmeme must be seethingno way he's gonna sub him in now
>getting dominated by ghanamy dog....
>>154060861why do the ghanaese cheer for undav tho?
>>154060877utter humiliation for Wolte
in bester negermanier nachgetreten
>>154060890he gets off on that though
he's gonna sub him in in minute 81 and Undav will still scoreand nagelsmann will rope
>Wolteshart
>Tahlmao typical hühnchen choker
Nager out, Klopp in
was ein gestocherist doch nicht so schwer. können kinder
>Wolteshit
>>>>
>cuckdiemade
Wolterscheisse
offsidemade
RIGGED
clear onsite.
WolteshitWoltechokeWolteschadeWolteschabe
DENIZ HUHNDAVDENIZ HUHNDAV
>micro dick nick
Stuttgart auch so ein antideutsches Drecksloch da passt der Negersmann gut hin
Woltespacken making one successful pass challenge
Ghana is showing too much respectThey can loosen up at the back, ball won't go in
Crowd trolling Nagelsmann lol
>shartemade
>müllmade
gnadenlos auspfeiffen zur hz
154060987not happening
de liroj would have scored two by now
>>154060994oh god he's gonna sub him in kek
chaa gusch des war heude scho auu sammamal irggewie auu ned so das schpiel was mir unsch sammamal auu irggewie auu vorgestellt haben chaa der nick woltemade un au der mesut hbvane heude auu irggewie auu ned sooo ins schpiel gefunden chaa deschwege war desch heude auu sammamal schoo irggewie auu sammamal ein verdientes chaa unentschieden chaa
ERA
>1-0 thanks to var penaltypathetic
natural hand movement, no era desu
shitvertz will miss
HAND HAND HAND HAND HAND
praying for this miss
KAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAIKAI
KING KAI>>154061016for a keeper perhaps
>>154061020>>154061024haters btfo by Chadvertz
Wasted two minutes of regular time for evn a call check
KAIser showing Woltebitch some serious levels
>>154061016
Apologize and make a donation to your local animal brothel
Watch nailsmeme claim Havertz is a great striker because he scored a weak pen against some 40 year old park ranger
this guarantees his wc starting spothahagroup stage exit
>>154061027he stretched his left leg. You need to expand your right arm to keep center of gravity at the belly bottom
>>154061035> local animal brothelDo those exist in America?
another pity penalty for Shitvertz
Nailsmeme pre-game argument why he doesn't see Undav as a starter but a minute 85 joker
>>154061046I thought this was a German thread, just trying to respect the culture, my mistake
Have you already hamstered your sugar? Ordered a big bag 2 weeks ago
>>154061049https://x.com/VfBBlickwinkel/status/2038687520871915973listen to this guy>we have löw at home
qt arabic translator girl<3 <3 <3
>>154061066What now? I thought we exported that shit by the boatload because of farming subsidies?
I enjoy this sport, this country, this people.
walstatus?!
>>154061095still trolling the fuck out of greenpeace
Schweinsteiger has been doing this for a decade now. How is he still struggling forming sentences? Just practise some phrases to fall back on at home. Holy shit, he is horrible to listen to.
>>154061060enjoy being drafted
based schweini
>RüdigerHAHAHAHAHANAGELSMANN RAUS
gesoffne bis der Karl trifft
strong subs
hahahamburg
>filetard with another BLÖD headline
based keeper
>>154061142fuck off, HIER REGIERT DER HSV
why is kimmich still playing
Ayew mad bruv?!
the ösis are making fun of us on X..
>groB
i also make fun of us
>rudiger
Rüdiger getting cooked by Semenyo
>GroB
wolteBITCHholy noscore moment
>die made
wolteshit can even finish a header against some pygmies tied to large rocks
sorry aber das MUSS ein tor sein
how many more chances does this retard need
bring doch Königsdörffer du huan!
>tfw your last chance at a wc gets ruined by Woltebitcho and Kackvertz
>nur Seeler, Musiala und vielleicht Moukoko waren jünger
>>154061173SEND FOR THE MANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mh3vtI16G4
>>154061223the retard in your image is as much in fault as the other 2
>>154061226>Moukokothe guy who semi-retired at 21?
don't let Lenny alone against three like thathe's so smol
999iq free kick
bravo kimmich.
Kimmich looks so retarded with his shirt tucked in his pants
>ne welle für timmi
based Fühchad
did Raum and Goretzka get a hair transplant?
>woltebitch blocking a certain goretzka goal
stolpermongo steht mal wieder im weg kekwas für ein spastiker
lmao NICK WTF
why can't we win 5:1 like austria
>only 1-0>from a benuldygermoney is finished
>KIMMCHIBOK BOK BOK
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>Vagnomann>DÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜBEL
LOOOOOOL
based Ghanabros bringing the party
LGTSS>rüdigger>noobel>vagno"man">woltebitch>hundav>karli>frühbitch
Umm why does half of Ghana live in Stuttgart?
Leroy won despite not even playing. its over
who tf is vagnoman
>Victor Boniface und Werder Bremen - dieses Kapitel schien eigentlich schon abgeschlossen. Nun bekommt der Fall des nigerianischen Mittelstürmers eine überraschende Wendung. Wie Werder Bremen am Montagnachmittag mitteilte, weilt der 25 Jahre alte Angreifer wieder in Bremen und soll bereits am Dienstag seine erste individuelle Einheit am Weserstadion absolvieren
>>154061344this lol
Notice something ? King Kai leaves the pitch and we immediately lose
>>154061344our biggest Holzfuß in a while
sub out Stolpermade already
Woltebro doesnt do himself a favour either huh
>>154061351King Kai left the pitch at half time. The losing started when Emperor Wirtz left the pitch
>Die Wege des FC Bayern und von Raphael Guerreiro trennen sich im Sommer. Der Vertrag des 32-Jährigen beim Rekordmeister wird nicht verlängert, wie die Münchner am Montag mitteilten.
>>154061344he can run well in a straight line and is tall, rest is 3rd liga tier
bro did he seriosly ruin another attack?
>>154061277again lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Notice something? Goretzka enters the pitch and we immediately lose
WOLTEBITCH ASTRONOMICAL STINKER AND HOOKED
>wolte out>sane inbundes imploding in three, two, ....
>whistleskek
are they booing Shitroy, Woltebitcho or both?
Did they boo Wolte for his match or sane for coming on?
>>154061387dfb, dfl and police
HAHAHAHA
>kimmich
kwab
Who of all these niggers is ghana and who the buntschaft?
so who do you put on the back of your jersey?
what does he do
>Karl dribbling past 3 defenders to create a big chance>passes it so Sane who passes it to Kimmich who hooves it out the stadiumSinnbild.
>>154061409King Kai of course
>>154061409always pick a defender, only soul option
>>154061409
>>154061409Nummer 19 Lemperchad
>>154061409Real niggas wear müller throwbacks
>>154061409Adeyemit. had a Schürrle
Diving pathetic cheating krauts
>>154061409Nobody, saves 20€
I CAN'T SCORE
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Beautiful mulatta in the crowd
>>154061457Look at this negro
>sane pre assist>goatretzka assist AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
a turk would never
SIEHST DU WOLTE SO WIRD DAS GEMACHTSO WIRD DAS GEMACHTSO WIRD DAS GEMACHT
Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav Undav
>>154061049well?
>best German striker by a huge margin finally gets some minutes only because the pressure on Nagelsmann is so big that even he can't ignore it>scoreswho would have thought
der julian wird heut sein hotelzimmer kurz und klein schlagen
>>154061444You manlet god kicked the ball out of the stadium when he needed to score against us. Kindly pipe down, even if my grandpa is an Argentinian
>>154061049Der Nager hatte recht
>>154061483Sovl
>>154061484Current world champions, btw. Cope.
>people tell nagelsmeme to play an actual striker>after failure after failure he finally puts in füllkrug>füllkrug scores>never gets to start>becomes a permacripple>people tell nagelsmeme to play an actual striker>after failure after failure he finally puts in kleindienst>kleindiest scores>never gets to start>becomes a permacripple>people tell nagelsmeme to play an actual striker>after failure after failure he finally puts in undav>undav scores>never gets to start
>>154061493>Current world champions*
>>154061291Because we feel empathy. Also they are not Brazil.
where is kleindienst btw?
Undav has to have a brazilian great-granny
ghana won 1-2!
>>154061490>>154061479a HT sub is not a joker
>AI slop>schön säuberlich ausgedruckt im copy shoppeinlich
>>154061493Uhmm cuanto copas tienes?
>wife asks me to wear the undav-shirt tonight instead of the Rüdiger oneSo back
>>154061530Be glad you don’t have to wear the woltemade one and sit on the chair
>>154061511>Sportlexikon>Sie sind hier: Startseite -> Fußball -> Joker>Joker und seine Bedeutung>Ersatzspieler, der sticht wie beim Kartenspiel>Der Joker ist eigentlich neben der Figur, die Batman das Leben zur Hölle macht, eine Karte, die bei vielen Kartenspielen für einen nicht bestimmten Ersatz steht. Damit kann man eine Reihe komplett füllen und zum Erfolg kommen. Auch der Fußballsport kennt den Joker, womit der Reservespieler gemeint ist.>Innerhalb eines Fußballspiels darf der Torhüter und dürfen drei Feldspieler ausgetauscht werden. Manchmal wird der Austausch vorgenommen, weil einer der Spieler sich verletzt hatte, manchmal, weil einer der Spieler sehr müde geworden ist und meistens, weil man dem Spiel eine Wende geben möchte oder den Vorsprung halten will.>Was ist ein Joker im Fußballspiel?>Als Joker werden dabei die Spieler bezeichnet, die für die offensiven Spielzüge verantwortlich sind. Wenn ein Spieler bei einem Spielstand von 1:2 aus Sicht seiner Mannschaft auf das Feld kommt und das Tor zum 2:2 erzielt, dann hat er als Joker gestochen. Das bedeutet, dass sein Einsatz gerechtfertigt war und der Trainer hat alles richtig gemacht. Wenn der Spieler hingegen überhaupt keine Chance erarbeitet und auch sonst recht sinnlos herumläuft, dann wird der Trainer häufig kritisiert, warum er diesen und nicht einen anderen Spieler eingesetzt hat.
Undav stabil guter junge und hat ja prinzipiell rechtABER sane hat sich einfach über die jahre verdient angepöbelt zu werden
>>154061521The dying art of faking their kid's art
>>154061557Fands mega korrekt von ihm aber stimme dir zu aber er hat recht aber du auch
BaumannKimmich Tah Schlotterbeck Raum Pavlovic Stiller Gnabry Musiala Wirtz Undav
>>154061571Not sold on Baumann anymore
>>154061557why is it already a mainstream opinion the whistles were for de liroj and not for de nick? fucking propaganda
This match up just lacks something without the Boatengs
>>154061577De Nick is too much like Nowitzki. And Nowitzki is unironically the greatest son of our nation
>>154061571>Musialahe 1.5 months to get back in form
>>154061577because woltemade is the klassenclowneverybody makes fun of him but nobody actually hates him
>>154061571karl instead of musiala
>>154061571>musialanah man no fucking way that would be extremely unjusthas he played one 90 minute game in the last two years?
Nagelsmann Just confirmed nothing will change regarding undavs role lol
Woltemade has been practicing his blowjobs
>>154061671do you think he went to the Ghana dressing room after the game?
>>154061571>Schlotterbeck
>>154061521>KIMMICH>KI slopA match made in heaven.
https://x.com/dauerschiesser/status/2038752790185468132>er setzt sich mit seinen aussagen selber unter druck, daher ists okay für mich... wenn er dann mal anfängt weniger tore zu schießen... *grins*>den macht er nicht wenn er von anfang spielt und mpde knochen hat>wir brauchen spieler die spiele entscheiden können (nicht undav)okay, der muss einfach wegwas ein ABSOLUTER hurensohn, das gibts ja nichtspricht so über undav, während er ständig goretzka, sane etc in schutz nimmtich wusste, dass der komplett durchdreht wenn undav trifft
>>154063202see >>154061472
>Otto Addo nach Pleite gegen Deutschland gefeuert
>Nico Schlotterbeck hat einem Medienbericht widersprochen, demzufolge er kurz vor einer Verlängerung bei Borussia Dortmund steht.
>>154066604welcome to Real
>>154066459>Germany is the Werder Bremen of international football
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