Izzy fight week, Bruce lee memorial edition
I fear Vallejos's only path to the title is to pretend like Jean Silva does not exist and duck him relentlessly
volk can only duck for so long
Discuss.
*inhalesAHAHAHAHA. what's this? I thought Ilia ran away from him.. did zutt victims lie?
>>154022736That would have been a great fight
>>154022736Movsar ducked Ilia and then Ilia ducked Jourdain
>>154022626Izzy is such a fucking NPC
Only most men living today are taller than ilia
>>154022626cornball
the next broadcasting deal for ufc is going to be 500m a year. there wont be another after that
the shorter fighter wins every time.
be joe pyfer
adesanya retiring at 25-5 would be kinda kino
Izzy has no answer for this
being 4'11, i thought my life was over before it started. then i discovered mixed martial arts.
what if you spent training camp wearing ankle/wrist weights then took them off on the way to the ring. (they deducted the weighs for the weighings)
>>154023031your technique would be ruined, get chinned
>>154023031Tony used to wrap ankle weights around his legs all the time
>>154023031this is what paddy does but with fat
bonesly reminder i would bend you
>>154023062o shid never noticed that
>>154023022team alpha male is calling
kevin "" "jean 'autistic faggot' silva"s cumsock "" valleyos
>>154023022Happy for you mate
>>154022626it's fucking over
A man and a train, a train and a manThey both tried to run as far and as fast as they canBut a man's not a train and a train's not a manA man can do things that a train never can
>>154023292>
>>154023271Joe got Izzy distracted with his waifu jacket
The Damage Elkins would rip his own arm out, smear the blood all over the vechain logo before he quits over an eyepoke
>>154023271>>154023368>I heard you masturbate to cartoons. I also masturbate to cartoons.
wow no 1 mentioned the weighing ceremony was on?coolvery cool
>>154023463dare I ask?
>>154023404we dont talk to ourselves here
Well, that certainly explains a lot
>>154023629I think you'd be surprised, I really do
>>154023921I think YOU would be surprised actually
josh emmett won't get away with what he's done to us
RAF PFL and UFC are all on at the same time for what purpose?
i fear
Israel will soon be destroyed inshallah
>>154024028the illusion of choice
We are God fearing men in this thread.
>>154024028PFL absolutely hates making money, their mission is to waste as much investor money as possible before shutting down
What anime are you guys watching in preparation for Izzys fight? For me it's Tojima wants to be a Kamen Rider.
>>154024432Jimmy neutron
>>154024432Love Hina
>>154024432Videodrome
>>154024432i hate being reincarnated as a sheep: the abdulmanap chronicles
>>154024432gintama
>>154024432One Punch Man
>>154024789Fat nigger
>>154024789Zero chance he got one burger.
>>154024432daniel cormier shippuden
I can't eat at Hardee's anymore every single time my burger has at least 1 hard gristley bit, yuck!
>>154024432dragon bald
Checkers used to be my jam. 4 hot dogs apple pie sundae and a deep sea double. All food groups covered.
>>154024911Roller dawgs
>>154024911my jam? chest.
''Boxing is checkers, MMA is chest'' _Bruce lee
>>154024992typical...
>>154023031them shits wreck your joints just wear a weighted vest>>154023062no wonder he became so stiff
kevin leethats it, thats the post
jizzy told pyfer "you gave me a shot, now its my turn" in response to pyfer telling jizzy that he is a champion for taking this fight.what did jizz mean by this?
>>154023392I enjoy MMA violence but hate watching Elkins get murdered over and over. That fight against Erosa was hard to watch
>>154025551He is saying that Pyfer gave him the opportunity to be a champion so now he will give Pyfer that same opportunity by taking this fight with him.
stockton
the stockton plap
>>154025551i think he's saying that joe pyfer owns the ufc
>>154025551Israel fumbled his words because he's nervous/horny looking into those blue eyes.
>>154025732Pyfer is Gastelum?
okay im ready to reveal the true answer. you know that born again christian thing joe experienced? yeah that was the avatar silva reincarnating into joe pypher. jizzy being a stylebender himself can sense this. joe pyfer is the new avatar, and jizzy wasnt talking to pypher, but rather the avatar whomst previously gave izzy his shot in the form of avatar anderson silva.
>>154026072just two zesty young bucks exuding passion in each others' aura
Izzy came in shirtless, Pyfer embarassed by his DYEL fizeek kept his shirt on, massive story win by Izzy so far
What post here, echoes in eternity
I was gonna knock out Khamzat Chimaev, but then I got high...https://youtu.be/n9FJkRk28bM
>>154024432Attack on Titans. Shame it only has one good season
>>154023031GSP did precisely that to ensure that he could tap as fast as possible when in trouble.
imagine how strong your arms would be if you just walked on your hands for a year. they would be the size of legs! downside is your legs would atrophy into arms
I'm attacking your family
>>154026247not imprezzed
>>154025551i think it involves time travel. in the future where adesanya is from, he wins the belt from pyfer after getting heemed in this fight.
Lord help me I'm picking Pyfer
a tale of two brothers
>>154026556holy nosemogcortisonya in shambles
>>154026556>>154026580The Men who built the PyramidsvsThe slaves who watched
Nothing but respect between the former champion Israel Adesanya and his future dance partner Joe Pyfer. These two have given each other nothing but praises but this saturday they'll give each other something more, something that'll last forever.
Pyfer helped build the pyramid in memphis
one brother spent every day training in a vast collection of styles.the other spent every day throwing the same punch over and over.
israel tricked pyfer into selling his belt for a bowl of lentils
Sorry ladsChase loses again tomorrow He’s out of UFC end of 2027
>>154026706THIS is why I patronize tito's cantina
was i a fan of pyfer in the lead up? youre gonna have to wait til next week to find out
Cazzies who hate on Izzy are the same ones who complain about champion inactivity
>>154026247imagine being aware enough while being tko'd to quit smdh
Futa x Futa
yeah, I'm thinking we're back
>>154026919clitreal futasanya
i can't choose between these two warriors. my heart is being torn in half!
if mma was real this would be a numbered card main eventjizz is only 36. silva was 38 when he lost to weidman. he has one last run in him and it potentially starts tmr
pyfer is just big gaethje
>>154026867Post it
>>154026815185 was awful before Poatan and DDP and Khamzat came up
>>154027139He’s unironically much less skilled than Garth
that hair is so fake looking just go bald
They said "be Joe Pyfer" and so Joe Pyfer was. None have said "be Israel Adesanya" and as such Israel Adesanya has been lost if he ever existed. Can what doesn't exist beat what has existed or will nonexistence be beat itself?
tybura is a lock, right?surely he can handle a chubby bellator buck
>>154027252Parlay Pyfer under 2.5 rounds victory by intangibles LOTW
What came before Joe Pyfer? No one and nothing he just was and will be long after we are not. What about Israel Adesanya? He was, so the legends go, but now he does not. Whether he ever existed or not remains to be seen, by whom? That remains to be seen as well.
Israel Adesanya...a name left by the echoes of time.
Joe Pyfer, the pillars of civilization were carved with this name. They stand as will he until the end of time.
Izzy needs to walkout to a System of a down song, preferably Innervision
What’s come after Joe Pyfer? That remains to be seen, but what I can tell you the violence that has yet to come. I’m gonna piece this fool up m8 I’m gonna drink his ass like a glass of water. As Bruce Lee says be water and imma do dat for 25 minutes imma show diz dood who is who n wut Izzy is wut
i push my fingers into my eyessssss
Sliptknot of the Downs. Drew Doberman terriers in the streets
white house
>>154027363gonna be really sad to watch izzy lose another one especially to someone like poopy pants pyferback when i was growing up and had just started watching ufc him and kamaru were lowkey goated and everybody was copying their walkouts and celebrations
I support Israel
>>154027491>everyone copied Izzy and usman >growing up just started watching him zoomiestan stand down I repeat stand down. walkouts have occurred before your birth. Kimo carried a cross to the cage
Michael Chandler is a father to a future criminal and proud of it
>>154027491Praying Izzy wins this, it's now or never
Never or never for Israel. Cooked fr fr unc juz cashin in
"heems" are merely the result of hitting certain pressure points
*heems your pleasure point*
Heem drugs
Schaub's funniest sketches is when he doesn't try to be funny
>>154027999We all can learn something from his median IQ willingness to throw himself into anything he likes with self-reflection
the fight we need is eddie hall vs tommy fury
i'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to dodge heems
>>154028007Couldn't agree more, 100% disagree
>>154028062Why the heck are you Emirati? Do U guys even have public school there?
you're doing it, justin gaethje... you're starting to believe...
Who are the current frontrunners for KWABOTY?-Max Holloway?-Anthony Hernandez?
sirgay pavlovitch
Sir gay Pablo bitch
>>154028206Bruh is like an after picture of height surgery
shut up bitches
>>154028297you firnst mega bitch
>>154027443They allow pets in the venue?
Here comes Johnny Yen againWith the liquor and drugsAnd a flesh machineHe's gonna do another stripteaseHey man, where'd you get that lotion?I've been hurting since I bought the gimmickAbout something called loveYeah, something called loveWell, that's like hypnotizing chickens
we cannot follow them
>>154028523that's not nice
Shan't be watching. Sadly
>>154028803Why not? Please, do tell us.
None of your godamn business, wytboi
jizzy walkout music predictions? the punished izzy heemstrong walkout was fucking kino
>>154029030Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
Big Joe fan here but something inside me wants to see Izzy win. I'd hate to see such a legend of the sport go out so badly.
Jope Eiffer
>>154029149you should take up a different sport like your vagina or washing dishes or something
Fucking bastard
>>154029169Dude! That was totally uncalled for!
Jopie Fer
we are mere hours from grasso butthole and red sweaty grasso face
>>154029184fuck a legacy. who have you heemed for me lately?
The Master, Adesanya, faces the Trickster, Pyfer. Wisdom vs Wit
>>154029219Tom Aspinall
Women are weak?! Tell that to my sister—an airline captain.
adesanya main and grasso main is literally ppv tier. how about you ungrateful punks say thankyou to dana every once in a while.
>>154029252You should delete this video from your device
>>154029254and what would the point of that be when 500 gb of grasso content remain?
Shut the fuck up faggot
tough that
so when are we getting good fights? i know people said to expect some boring fight nights between the start of the year and the white house because theyd have to keep the numbered cards at least kind of entertaining but like? the white house is here and its just? i guess its ppv standard? 324? sucked... 327? aside from the comain? nothing special.... i guess, its not like theyre saving good fights for numbered cards in the past that theyre gonna time loop back in the past and retroactively present to us... so when do we get good fights? like now?
>>1540292992 more weeks. trust the plan.
>>154029299this is the fight game kid, 324 was an absolute war, the numbers were insane, this is the fight game baby, tune in for the event don’t, I don't give a fuck. Let’s gooooo Gane!!!
>>154029299>Adesanya kino>Moicano kino>Jiri kino>Burns kinoNext few weeks are fucking stacked. If you don't like this you probably just don't like the sport.
>>154029338i like good fighters i like khamzat i like umar i like islam 324 was disrespectful put umar prelims i hate this shit
Pyfer gasses out trying to find a finish in the early rounds and gets decisioned by Adesanya.
>>154029297ciryl gane will fucking destroy pooanal
>>154029393Correct.
>>154029151>>154029181>>154029200>>154029222>>154029249>>154029254Alright, man don't get too crazy now.
>>154029297Poatan got frame mogged by the foulMAXXING asu frat leader Gane
>>154029565i hate that i understand this bs
>>154029568it's pretty mainstream now
What kind of salary do we think Bisping & Daniel aka The Chubster Cormier are on during commentary, are they paid per fight or just wage cucks now?
>>154029492Hey man
>>154029605ONE free podcast plug per show
Hey man you still there?
>>154024432Uma Musume
>>154029338327 absolutely shits on every card since 320 at least>>154029348given the performance umar put on, that fight belonged in the prelims
Israel Adesanya vs. Joe PyferAlexa Grasso vs. Maycee BarberMichael Chiesa vs. Niko PriceJulian Erosa vs. Lerryan DouglasMansur Abdul-Malik vs. Yousri BelgarouiTerrance McKinney vs. Kyle Nelson
>>154029756Israel GrassoChiesaDouglasAbdul-MalikNelson
>>154029756AdesanyaGrassoPriceErosaBelgarouiNelson
>>154029756Joe Pyfer (round 1 brutal TKO) Maycee Barber (brutal split decision) Michael Chiesa (Brutal TKO) Julian Erosa (Brutal Decision) Mansur Abdul-Malik (Brutal decision) Terrance McKinney (Brutal decision)
I just destroyed jon jones in a dream.
Horrible card
>>154029821put your birthday card down then and watch this amazing ufc card
>>154029832the UFC card is middling I do fear, shant be watching
>>154029756Joe PyferMaycee BarberMichael ChiesaJulian ErosaMansur Abdul-MalikTerrance McKinney
hey guys, I decided I'm not going to watch tonight. I wanted you all to know that I won't be watching in case you thought I might be. I'll be posting reminders for the next 10 or so hours.
>>154029846Yeah me either
I do ashamedly declare I am afraid to admit that I believe this card is a stinking sack of shit and that I shall unabashedly not be watching I fear
>>154029756Joe PyferBRAP-P-PERNiko PriceLerryan DouglasYousri BelgarouiTerrance McKinney
>>154029756BBCzzyGrassoChiesaLarry DYousirMcBBC
>>154029252this is now a /grasso/ thread
>>154029030I'm surprised Izzy actually does different walkout music for each fight. You'd think he'd want a signature theme song since he views himself like an anime character
>>154029756Izzy Maycee Mikey Lerry Yousri McChinney
Can you actually be classified as a good UFC fighter if you can't grapple or defend takedownsi.e israel daddysanga
>>154029756Israel AdesanyaAlexa GrassoNiko PriceJulian ErosaMansur Abdul-MalikTerrance McKinney
>>154029756AdesanyaBarberChiesaErosaBelgarouiMcKinney
>UFC Fight Night: Adesanya vs. Pyfer
>>154029756adesanyagrassochiesadouglasabdul-malikmckinney
Favorite Lerryan Douglas fight?
>>154029756Dogbender GrassChiesaErosaBelgarouiMcKinney
>>154030180never heard if him but i picked him to win
>>154029756pyferbarberchiesadouglasbelgarouidraw
>>154029756the last adesanyathe last grassothe last chiesathe last erosathe last abdulthe last mckinney
you better not disrespect women in front of arman tsimprukyan
>>154029756Adesanya Barber Chiesa Douglas BelgarouiNelson
>>154030090Israel has always had really good tdd. Dricus only subbed after rocking him on the feet
>>154029756Joe "My tummy hurts" PyferAlexa GrassoMichael ChiesaJulian ErosaYousri BelgarouiKyle Nelson
I'm a mix of Brendan Schaub and Emilia Clarke
>>154030590You're part indian?
>>154029756>Joe Pyfer>Maycee Barber>Michael Chiesa>Lerryan Douglas>Yousri Belgaroui>Terrance McKinney
>>154022626>Grasso feet vs. Barber brapperFinally, a good card
terrance mckinney would be the greatest lightweight of all time if he could just learn how to fight
>>154030555Nah not really.
Why is izzy so emotional, he cries a lot
>>154030788Sean buckbroke him with the anime gooner insultsHis pride was damaged and tried to quit, realized he's addicted and now wrestling with himself constantly.
>>154030834sean got raped lol
>>154029756AdesanyaGrassoChiesaErosaBelgarouiMcKinney
>>154030838He's going to get raped again here soon.
Poor Izzy...
I wanna watch RAF live but I don't have fox nation
Eating beans on toast, running up some parlays
fighters are universally aggressive and learn to hold their emotions back, in different ways, and to different degrees. some fighters like jones and adesanya and dc and usman and jamahal lack a certain fine detail control. the emotions just slip through the cracks.
>>154030788Izzy's career even made Brendan Schaub cry on the latest Schaub Show breakdown. So lets not get ahead of ourselves okay bud?
Here's that self control and discipline I was telling you about
we are herehttps://vk.com/wall-230890255_76089
>>154029030>we’re gonna suck you off>headstrong I’ll suck off anyone
>>154029252I pray that if i pass i come back as her chihuahua so i can lick her feet and sleep in her dirty clothes
A chihuahua that isn't aggressive on 5 seconds away from a murderous rampage is an affront to nature
>>154029793In the near future Jon jones will crashout so hard that he will be the next George Floyd
wwe bitches and ufc bitches are so ugly is it the high test?
is we watching ufc today?
>>154031035NoPlease refer to my post >>154029846
>>154030986wtf lmao
>>154031034Why would a pretty girl be doing a contact sport. Or a sport of any kind really. There's many career opportunities open to them
>>154031051Yeah he's the new ambassador of that promotion. That dude on the right is also the host of the russian TUF show.
>>154031051hit the unc at BBQ pose
>>154031051how do i explain to someone that i could beat up the guy on the left
>>154031051Man who the fuck is this?
fucking adesanya was never fucking good motherfucker
Why the fuck is 4chan loading so slowly on my phone? Legit takes 30-45 seconds for any page on here to load enough for me to search for threads. Then the individual thread takes another minute before I can make a post. Unbelievable horseshit
>>154031364they range banning everything
>>154031364ask the manager at the mcdonalds you’re at why the wifi is so slow
