moustache editionthe last thread was deleted because the retard that made it didn't have /nfl/ anywhere in the post. so always disregard threads sans /nfl/
>>154028762I thought it was maybe because the anon talking about killing someone with his car.
Nope the last thread was deleted because Puka Nacua triggers cut dicks
6th Overall Pick--Joe Stydahar (1936), Sammy Baugh (1937), Alex Wojciechowicz (1938), Y. A. Tittle (1948), Jim Brown (1957), Jimmy Johnson (1961), Carl Eller (1964), Floyd Little (1967), John Riggins (1971), Robert Brazile (1975), James Lofton (1978), Jim 'Jimbo' Covert (1983), Tim Brown (1988), Walter Jones (1997), Richard Seymour (2001)1st Overall Pick--Bill Dudley (1942), Charley Trippi (1945), Chuck Bednarik (1949), Paul Hornung (1957), Ron Yary (1968), O.J. Simpson (1969), Terry Bradshaw (1970), Lee Roy Selmon (1976), Earl Campbell (1978), John Elway (1983), Bruce Smith (1985), Troy Aikman (1989), Orlando Pace (1997), Peyton Manning (1998)3rd Overall Pick--Bobby Layne (1948), Doak Walker (1949), Ollie Matson (1952), Johnny Robinson (1960), Merlin Olsen (1962), Charley Taylor (1964), Dick Butkus (1965), Claude Humphrey (1968), Anthony Muñoz (1980), Barry Sanders (1989), Cortez Kennedy (1990), Andre Johnson (2003), Larry Fitzgerald (2004), Joe Thomas (2007)2nd Overall Pick--Sid Luckman (1939), George McAfee (1940), Les Richter (1952), Bob Brown (1964), Tom Mack (1966), Randy White (1975), Tony Dorsett (1977), Lawrence Taylor (1981), Eric Dickerson (1983), Marshall Faulk (1994), Tony Boselli (1995), Julius Peppers (2002), Calvin Johnson (2007)4th Overall Pick--Otto Graham (1944), Gale Sayers (1965), Bob Griese (1967), Joe Greene (1969), John Hannah (1973), Walter Payton (1975), Dan Hampton (1979), Kenny Easley (1981), Chris Doleman (1985), Derrick Thomas (1989), Jonathan Ogden (1996), Charles Woodson (1998), Edgerrin James (1999)5th Overall Pick--Steve Van Buren (1944), Elroy Hirsch (1945), George Connor (1946), Len Dawson (1957), Mike Ditka (1961), Mike Haynes (1976), Deion Sanders (1989), Junior Seau (1990), LaDainian Tomlinson (2001)8th Overall Pick--Jim Parker (1957), Lance Alworth (1962), Larry Csonka (1968), Ronnie Lott (1981), Mike Munchak (1982), Willie Roaf (1993)
7th Overall Pick--Bulldog Turner (1940), Chuck Howley (1958), Sterling Sharpe (1988), Bryant Young (1994), Champ Bailey (1999)9th Overall Pick--Hugh McElhenny (1952), Lenny Moore (1956), Bruce Matthews (1983), Brian Urlacher (2000), Luke Kuechly (2012)10th Overall Pick--Alex Karras (1958), Ron Mix (1960), Marcus Allen (1982), Rod Woodson 1987), Jerome Bettis (1993)
>>154028762It got deleted because the OP got banned for ban evasion. I know this because he is my friend and he told me. (dear mods, I'm not complaining about the rules. I'm just telling you what my friend told me)also, he messed up on the subject by not including /nfl/ because he was jet lagged. Deleting the thread was a good idea desu.
Joey Reddit
I don't pay attention to the AFC, how is Joey Bosa?
>>154029298Not sure. I wasn't paying much attention
ya seethe?
>>154028762Barrett Robbins died. He just vanished before the Superbowl XXXVII . He was down in Tijuana and thought the Raiders had won. He couldn't get a plane ticket back.
wtf blud doin?Blud forgot he on the team!
>Bills re-sign Damar Hamlinfucking lol why?
>>154029642Oh wow i completely forgot about that incident.
>>154030399people incorrectly point to other games as the end of the queefs dynasty but i truly believe it was thisthey were coming off of a "DA CHIEFS ARE BACK" game over an equally shit ravens team and they go down to jacksonville as 6 point favorites and lose in hilarious fashion even after being giftwrapped a possession by a DPI no-call in typical queef fashion
>>154029642>died in his sleep at the age of 52scary
you faggots watching UFL? is it worth a shit?
>>154030828I watch my Fendies every week
>>154030806it definitely broke their spirit
>ravens lied to treywhat a bunch of rat bastards
>>15402876249ers and higher, defend your teams retardation to /nfl/
we protect our young
>>154031142>JagsNew GM replaced a really really bad one
Jalen Squirts is the black Trent Dilfer
dem boyz
>>154031249correct Dilfer also won a SB
>>154031249Dilfer only went to one super bowl
Reminder that modern TEs are the most overrated position in the league. Big, dumb WRs that are just big useless decoys in 99% of schemes.
>>154031558das rite kiss da rangz we dem soyz bruhhh
>>154031142This is out of date since it doesn’t including cutting Tua or trading waddle. Dolphins currently have 180 million in dead cap
coach primate
>>154031909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8AyVhs3gJU
>>154031778TEs that can block well while also being able to catch the ball are worth their weight in gold
>>154031990There are like three of those in the league
>>154031909like what even is this comment?
The Chiefs should offer 29 to the Falcons for Kyle Pitts
>>154032722Can a PFF subscriber let us know what they would grade this transaction???
The Browns have paid Deshaun Watson more than $130 million to throw 557 passes in 19 games over 4 seasons and still owe hom more than $100 million
>>154033189saw an article saying theyve had 45 quarterbacks start for them since they came back now, 2nd most in that time has 29...
>>154033242>2nd most in that timeWas it the Cards? I can remember like 12 off the top of my head.
>>154033300i cant remember, i think it was the jets but idk
>>154032870Just give Mahomes the trophy now.
>>154031990Those are unicorns though. There's been what, like 10 or so truly elite TE's in NFL history maybe?
>>154033323That would have been my 2nd guess. I was thinking that had Penningtin for a long time but then I remembered he missed was hurt a lot.
>>154033701the only trophy mutthomo has coming is KWABOTY
give me any reason to believe in the dogshit Browns. i can't trust this team to hit a home run off a tee, give me something to believe in.
>>154034262I've got nothing. I'm normally the type to find a reason to believe in bad teams, but the Browns have NO hope until they're out from under the Watson contractI still think they need to trade Miles Garrett and cut Watson so they can eat all that dead money in one year.
>>154034262Todd Monken knows ball and Berry did have a pretty good draft class last year. If he can go back to back they could compete for the division it's not exactly filled with world beaters these days
>>154034262there's still a possibility your entire management staff dies in a freak accident
>>154034262Your owner might get implicated in a series of sex crimes and be forced to sell the team
>>154034262they might get moved to gary indiana and youll be free
>>154034262They're gm is insanely good at drafting like the lions and eagles gms. So they can probably make something of their team when they get some consistent offense going and no bs browns esc shit like that botched 2 point conversion.
I had passionate sex with a grandma last night and a few minutes ago.
>>154034848>They're gm is insanely good at draftingIs he, or does he just always have a top 5 draft pick?
>>154034890he found a pro bowl rookie qb in the 5th roundname someone else who could do that
>>154034262>i can't trust this team to hit a home run off a teeYou can't even trust them to make contact with the ball
>>154034933The Ravens signed Tyler Huntley after he went undrafted.
>>154034933not only that, americas premiere draft expert said he should have gone 2 overall. browns cant be stopped
>>154034879are you posting this while she makes tea for you?
>>154035231she's in the shower
>>154029171Probably Youngcuck
>>154034262I mean, you can always hope Joey Glass tears his bussy again and you finish 3rd instead of 4th in da north
>>154034262Remember when Baker Mayfield turned your franchise around and you just owner surrendered him?
>>154035435I remember the media trying to make it out that Baker was a locker room cancer but no players ever corroborated it and the only thing we ever really heard is that he and OBJ didn't get along.
>>154035480i heard garrett said it was baker or him, trade him or baker. dunno if its true but thats what was reported
>>154034879>young man you finna make me squirt
>>154034403>Berry did have a pretty good draft class last year.how was wasting a 3rd rounder on dillon gabriel and a 5th rounder on shedeur, arguably the two worst QBs with multiple starts last season, a good draft?
brittany is too good for patti desu
>>154036186They picked up the Jags 1st this year so they could draft a bust and snuck off with the best IDL in the draft. Then took the DROY and a starting capable RB in the 2nd and a pretty good TE in the 3rd.Who gives a shit about day 3 picks? Gabriel was pretty dumb though yeah.
>>154036186They had 4 clear hits with Mason Graham, Carson Schwesinger, Harold Fannin Jr and Quinshon Judkins. even assuming Gabriel, Sanders and Sampson don't contribute much or are just backups going forward 4/7 in any draft class is a good haul
who is starting at qb for them next year, watson?
>>154036722shitfeces scamturds
>>154036722Shitturd until week 5 when the Clowns trade to get Flacco back.
The Browns Gm being a good drafter lends credence to my idea that they need to cut DeShit, trade Garrett, and just start over
Why are they like this?
>>154038261You think gay jokes are unique to black dudes? Have you ever been in these thread after midnight, my boy?
>>154038242i think its just institutional failure>browns win 3-6 games a yearlocker room atmosphere sucks because its full of guys who are content losing and have given up, just there for the cash, and guys who are seething with how bad the team is, hates the coaches and wants to leave>young player is drafted to browns>plays well for a couple years, team still wins 3-6 games>the atmosphere of suck either ruins his mindset and he stops trying, or he gets mad and wants to leave. >either wants to win and leaves in free agency or gives up and takes the big contract, coasts for the rest of his career knowing theres no point in trying, or become selfish and only play to pad their own stats rather than help the teamevery year a new set of drafted players by the browns go through this, and even if the draft class/GM is good, the players get ruined by the browns after a couple years anyway
>>154038515lol
Is there any reason to believe JSN will have another good year? I’m having trouble envisioning him being with the likes of CD, Chase, Amon Ra, and Jettas who seem like reliable overall WRs that get it done every year.
>>154038515it do be like that
>>154038515Is this real?
the bears had a 1000 yard rushing quarterback before they had a 4000 yard passing quarterback (they still haven’t had one lol)
>>154038515Lol wtf
Henlo /nfl/. Im drunkLuv the Cardinals (hate them too)Like the Jags.Luv biological females with big booba.Simple as.
>>154040052Based
>>154029519No, I cum
