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saturday shitshow
essendon vs north
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>Merrett 8 disposals at 3 quarter time
>Better put him in my multi for a number of disposals
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AHEM
FUCK BRAD SCOTT
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*points at a handsome fella*
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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>>154029040
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essendon - winless season?
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>>154029057
Surely a lock for the spoon but every team wins one eventually so I don’t think so.
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>>154029063
reckon they could get a sneaky one against gws or something
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How much will the Dogs win by next week against Essendon?
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Lads, Nick just posted
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>>154029055
based Scott
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>>154029014
haha sucked in you big fucking loser poof kill yourself
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>>154029080
i dont like the roider but this old hair looks way better than his new perm half shaved bullshit
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Literally who the cunt stops North Melbourne?
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>>154029080
Angry spastic, enjoy being miserable
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How many losses in a row does this make it for the lowly Bummers?
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>>154029086
he's balding and coping
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>>154029088
any top 8 team really
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goofy ahh game
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>>154029090
party pies and la ice for you next week, champ.
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>>154029088
iggs
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What do you blokes think Kingy is gonna say about Essendon on First Crack tomorrow night?
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corr havent had party pies in years
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Scott gone by Monday
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>>154029113
What’s the point? Problem is the list. Is the new coach gonna play the kids they don’t have because they held onto Merrett?
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why the fuck did essendon stick with dodoro for so long?
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>muh list
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acceptable: squad, team, roster

unacceptable yank zoomer rubbish: list
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Haven’t farted in weeks
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if essendon had kicked 15.6 and north 8.12 this would be a completely different ballgame
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>>154029129
Yeah, sack Scott and put Solomon into the big seat. That will surely turn their season around. This is an open flag window Scott is wasting.
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>>154029124
sacrificial lamb like always to preserve the braindead board and give the illusion anything is happening, clueless club from top to bottom
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>>154029136
Really should be winning at least one flag while Merrett, Parish and Gresham are on the list.
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Essendon are at rock bottom
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why is every player trying to do over the head handballs now
that shit does not work 90% of the time
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https://youtu.be/i4bgEUBPDWA
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>>154029154
They haven’t even started the rebuild, wtf is their list
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the scary part is essendon haven't even bottomed out yet
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fuck cars
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>>154029163
this but richmond and iggs
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>>154029154
This is at least one year before rock bottom. Possibly two.
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Lads, Luke just posted
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Lads, Davies just posted
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The Wizard of Oz, despite the production efforts, is simply not a very good film.
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next herbatron vid finna be lit
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Zach Merrett on 8 disposals. Setting the standards for the kids.
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>>154029100
Merrett got a handball. Did you have him for 9 possies?
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afl more like gayfl LOL LMAO QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER QUEENSLANDER
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Looks like footy shows are back in the menu this week norfie bros
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>>154029185
based
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*quietly turns it off*
good knight
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daicos would have 4 goals and 40 disposals in a game like this
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loomers?
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bombers are on fire
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C O M E B A C K
O
M
E
B
A
C
K
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Prior is close to Essendon’s best player and he’s a Lions discard.
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DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
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what would be funnier, north bottling this or dosn somehow winning
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>>154029088
Tarryn Thomas and a (stolen) jerry can of (siphoned) petrol (less 10% for sniffin and washin) after a 4 day meth binge ending on some made up aboriginal sorry day.
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>>154029208
Draw.
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essington have had more scoring shots that norf. the scoreline isn't the final story
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>>154029097
what about a top 10 team
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They won't win, but it keeps Scott in his job. Neutral ending #3
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too little too late, red and black spuds
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Loomers, dare we dream?
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Norf will still win but these losers really aren’t used to winning. They never know to do in a contest.
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loomie cancelled, but we gave it the old college try lads
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zach merrett or three first rounders?
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going to bed, already tired
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>>154029236
Zach Merrett now or 5 years ago?
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turning it on right at the end to pretend you actually care. despicable behavior
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>>154029236
3 first rounders
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be's joining in the chorus
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>Wiping blood on someone's face
Get ready for a 12 game suspension.
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>>154029246
why are people chimping out about this so hard
yeah it's bad but is it worse than knocking someone out?
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I’m so lonely
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain_entrapment
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If I were a footy player I would spit on cunts, king hit them, low blow them, call them the n word
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>>154029248
Yes.
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>>154029248
are you fucking retarded
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Credit to the boys
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>duursma stopping to get a photo with the biddies
classic
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>>154029255
>call them the n word
Doubt it. You can’t even bring yourself to say it here, you’re not saying shit to anyone’s face,
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>the roos should have been 3-0
lol
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it keeps happening
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>>154029248
they boith show intent, but the wiping of blood..primal, absolutely its different.

does clarko take them to King st to the rippers after the game?
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>>154029271
>the bombers should have been 0 - 3 and are
lol
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>port, iggs, dosn, carlton
>then bane, then richmond
north should have been 5-1 by round 6
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who are we getting with pick 1 (pick 6 after academy selections) this year dosn bros?
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Post more self harm sōyjaks.
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>>154029286
abok deng
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>>154029286
>Bombers are a shoo in for the spoon
>two best players are father-son for Bloos and academy tied for Poort
Damn. They could use some more first round picks desu. Maybe 3 or so.
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>>154029253
This happened to me as a kid and I almost died, I remember there being grain up my nose and in my throat
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>>154029302
If I was the gay poster I’d say ‘same for me but with semen’
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>>154029302
same for me but with semen
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>>154029311
>If
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>bp petrel best plyer
hmmmmmm
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>dogs next week
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>>154029318
He’s not me, retard
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im a real nasty piece of work
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why do you guys like patrick dangerfield so much?
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>10 disposals
>let’s hold onto him despite wanting out and being offered three first round picks for a rebuilding team!!!
Essenfuck deserve every bit of shit they are going through. Try to cheat with drugs, have retard old fuckwits running the club behind the scenes and their best young player Caddy will walk out in two years. God hoping a fucking plane diverts and crashes straight into Essendon while they are training and kills every dumb retard involved with the club. I hope Kevin Sheedy dies of a heart attack tonight.
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>>154029326
t. Garry Lyon
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Farrow had a decent first game at least
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finna dig into some chicken chippies
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fuck me dead, talking about thepossums. TOUGH FOOTY JERNALIJISMS
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they call him...... merrettsperg
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>>154029333
I really hope they give Scott the ass, Solomon doesn’t win a game as caretaker, and then their awful board go out and bring Hird back.
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A Re𝒶l Ass Bitch In A F𝒶ke Ass World
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I need a comfy movie like The Thing

maybe i'll just watch the thing
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>>154029342
Hirdy actually loves essendon though, there's nobody on earth who'll work as hard as him to right the ship
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>>154029250
tsmt
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>>154029350
It will lock them in for another 10 years of irrelevancy.
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FREEZING FROGS AND FUNKY DANCE
BENEATH THE BLUE AND WHITE SHE STANDS
WE PRAISE OUR EASTERN WONDERLAND
CIRNORFIES, CIRNORFIES

OUT WE COME, OUT WE COME, OUT WE COME TO PLAY
FREEZE THE FROGS AT SANAE’S SHRINE TO PASS THE TIME AWAY
RUMIA, MYSTIA, WRIGGLE, DAIYOUSEI
CIRNORFIE BOYS ARE HARD TO BEAT WHEN CIRNO COMES TO PLAY

SO JOIN IN THE CHORUS, THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD
JOIN IN THE CHORUS, BELOVED TOMBOY GIRL
GOOD OLD CIRNORFIES, COME OUT WITH PERFECT FREEZE
CIRNORFIES ARE THE TEAM THAT PLAYS TO WIN FOR (YOU) AND ME
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what came first the chicken or the egg? Well tonight it was egg, with four boiled eggs for entree. And then for main course spicy Cajun chicken.
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>>154029355
Truuuue
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>>154029350
HE'D BE A REAL SHOT IN THE ARM IYKWIM HAHAHA DRUGS DRUGS
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>>154029357
looking good mate
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>>154029250
t. Essendon’s W column
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Im going to kill myself
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>>154029357
lgm
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𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶𝒶
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>ynr that poor backpack guy who tried to negotiate for Merrett got fired for failing to do so
Brad Scott has blood on his hands
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>>154029367
what's wrong mate?
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>>154029357
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You get a generational aura debuff when caught in a scandal. Does anyone even know what they were thinking codifying a drug program into an official sort of program?
Like just get some sketchy cunt to do it on the side and if things go wrong throw him under the bus. Have these people not read The Prince?
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>>154029357
fixd
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I drink so much water and urinate like every half hour
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Im so alone
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>>154029378
crisp camwhore
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>>154029378
this but pepsi max
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>>154029378
pics?
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>>154029370
I doubt that was Scott’s call. He surely knew they needed to rebuild and multiple first round picks are more valuable in that situation than a 30 year old that doesn’t want to be there.
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Wiping blood on the enemies face is based
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>>154029378
>>154029379
and people say there are no females on the internet.
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lol
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>>154029378
Literally me but water and tea.
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>>154029347
that movie makes me hate modern cgi slop so much. they didn't even have a big budget.
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>>154029390
>they didn't even have a big budget
Big budget rarely correlates with quality films.
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why are you guys so fat
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love a sneaky public urination
the higher the chance of getting caught the bigger the rush
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>>154029378
That’s because water dehydrates you you simpleton
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>>154029395
I’m not.
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>>154029392
exactly. why can't people into physical effects anymore? fucking sick of it.
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>>154029388
Bonjour
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if only you knew hoi ad things are
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>>154029402
Because they’re indecisive and it allows them to decide things later as well as outsource all the work to someone else.
Laziness and indecision.
Do you know they made a prequel to the Thing completely using practical effects and then afterwards they decided have all the footage digitally replaced with terrible CGI at the cost of tens of millions of dollars?
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Time to watch sharpe and eat my quiche
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16% of SuperCoach teams traded in Xerri this week
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We need more proper mentally ill anons to spice this place up
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>controversial incident happens in game of footy
>coach asked about it on presser
>“didn’t see it”
kek every time and yet journo scum still keep asking
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Up to like 200 lines of terza rima
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>>154029420
McAndrew covered well, he and English are fine for now. This week was Naicos and Jaicos week, but thinking about how to get Bont next week for the Dons bloodbath despite needing to fix other lines
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thank your uber drivers like the good goys your are
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Why does Howie always say ‘to the good’
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>>154029447
is mcandrew related to mac andrew?
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never understood how people go to those dancing bear videos
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>>154029465
no but andrew mackie
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Ross Lyon is the ultimate con man. Has the Aints on a string
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>>154029335
should've been playing from the start
t. wafl enjoyer
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https://youtu.be/E3meEmDpaDU?si=vrChcRexZNQaZF59
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compare the pair brad sott v chris scott
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>>154029480
Clubs just keep falling for his grifts. Gonna rort the Aints out of six figures and leave them in no man’s land within 3 years.
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>>154029378
i used to do this until i got a stomach infection now i piss like once every 4 hours
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ground news
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i will gladly comfort nate caddy's mum tonight
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>>154029513
How did you get a stomach infection from drinking water?
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fuck up questionsperg
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>>154029520
i have no idea where i got it, had it for months, but took me ages to get antibiotics for it which i did recently
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i feel bad for dosnmonke
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I didn't know angel polkiwhatsername was an OF whore now. huh.
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Just dumped a massive Essendon 2026 and I feel about 5 kilos lighter.
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Let’s address the elephant in the room here
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>>154029520
I live in India.
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>>154029567
rc is back?
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remember when super satruday was a big production
now its an after thought
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>>154029583
same as rc's "predictions"
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>>154029582
deleted fast wtf
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>>154029582
>yt boy
grim
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angel has always been /alf/s girl
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Every time I've paid for a girls onlyfans or fansly I've been disappointed with her content
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>>154029646
You mean Karma Lee
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why would you ever pay for it
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>paying for porn
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>>154029649
Yeah it’s always less than you expect, even if you’re not expecting much

>>154029583
FTA wins again
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>>154029655
karma is /our/ slut
which makes angel's antics all the more shocking
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>>154029656
>>154029657
I dont care about my money, I've never worked a day of my life so it wasnt hard earned
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Do you reckon Xerri is a fan of Khorne?
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>>154029667
alright bezos
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>>154029480
He’s won 62 out of his last 166 games kek, St Kilda and Essendon are tied for the worst run clubs in the comp
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I dont give a fuck about angel polikarpova
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>>154029680
u gay or something
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>>154029680
>>154029662
>>154029646
Literally who
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where did this pomjeet come from and what's its gripe with Australia?
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>>154029746
cric
cricket
it's actually just zach and yet another one of his poosonas
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I don't mind indians really. the ones I work with are good.
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>>154029761
got nothing against them me, problem is there's too many coming in at once and our infrastructure cannot cope
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>>154029761
>>154029772
the modern /afl/ user
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newfag doesn't realise his pet political talking points would've been insulted out of the genny
>t. saxon
>kys saxshit
etc, oldfags used to bully anyone who tried to get political
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ANY australian endorsing indians in this country is a traitor. simple as.
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i can have nothing against them personally while recognising that they shouldn't be here
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>>154029787
that was just you
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>>154029803
no
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cant wait to sleep
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thinking about hairy asian pussy
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this general has issues
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is zach related to josh?
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what a horrible time to be alive
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how good is oceans 11
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>>154029956
I'm not a big fan of it
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>>154029962
I am, can’t bring myself to watch the next one incase it’s shit
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>>154029956
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>>154029987
ocean's trilogy is kino but yeah the first one is the strongest
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> oce****
>kino lorber
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YFO
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just saw the xerri inchident. fucken albanian behaviour
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>>154030231
it's an interesting discussion
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Donsbros?
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*calls you a faggot and wipes blood on you*
>>
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Huh I thought conscription didn't exist in Australia and that it could affect the afl?

You can be a conscientious objector in Australia, but the way it works depends entirely on whether conscription exists. Right now, the ADF is fully voluntary, so the rules only activate if Australia reintroduces national service during a declared war.

Below is the full picture, grounded in Australian law and official documentation.

Conscientious objection in Australia today
Australia does not have conscription. The ADF is 100% voluntary.
Conscientious objection only becomes legally relevant if:

Australia declares a state of war, and

the Governor‑General activates conscription under the Defence Act 1903.

Only then can someone apply for exemption as a conscientious objector.

What the law actually says
Under Section 61A of the Defence Act 1903, a person can be exempt from service if:

their conscientious beliefs do not allow them to participate in war or warlike operations,

or they object to a specific war.

A conscientious belief must be:

a fundamental moral conviction,

compelling enough that the person feels duty‑bound to follow it,

long‑standing,

and not necessarily religious.
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>doubt gout
sorry coltrane.
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https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/tiktok-trends-what-does-catching-print-actually-mean-spicy-viral-theory-explained-1787969

what print are you lads?
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>lived long enough to see angels vagina
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Good morning afl
Blues play today. I hope they don't give me the Blues by blosing haha
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>gf stays at 230pm
Gerard Whatley currently having an aneurysm
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>>154035388
Where is she staying at 230?
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>>154035714
dont worry cuh she aigh
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>>154035714
Haha banger to get your Sunday morning underway! You smartarse dickhead, I’m not in the fucking mood. It’s the grand final obviously you smug cunt
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>>154035388
crisp, i hate that fucking poof and would break his jaw if i ever saw his smug cunt head, fucking poofy toff fuckhead

>>154036039
crisp
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>>154036240
Based as HELL
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test
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>aints
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doing a very nasty saints list management right now, smells terrible
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gma
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woohoo sports ball!!
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>>154037073
i admire your fortitude to stick around after that last night dosnbro
i just want the dosn to be good again, always liked them more than any other viccy team
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>>154034862
On the radio yesterday they were saying its pretty much confirmed its going to be twilight and even though the fans dont want it a twilight will be so good for the half time show and atmosphere and fans needs to learn to adjust.
Lol
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>>154031629
Send me to jail for refusing i don't care not fighting in a zog war
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7875 days since last essendon finals win
310 days since last essendon win
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>>154031629
They'd never let me hold a gun so I'm not worried
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>>154037124
we tanking
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>>154037431
Greedy fucks, hope everyone stops watching
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>bounce at 0930
what the FUCK were they thinking
that's before any bottleshops even open
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>>154038157
should have sorted yourself out yesterday arvo champ
the fixture has been out for 3 months
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>>154038157
Just have a coffee and time a run during half time. Prices at the bottleo are fucking stupid anyway because of the diesel hikes.
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Just bought $230 timberlands, im a tradie
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>>154038405
theyre shit shoes
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>>154038157
code?
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>>154038405
noice
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Praying for a smooth transition from the footy to Channel 7NEWS today. 6pm sharp start please and thank you.
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>>154038873
Yep then immediately switching it to 9 news
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>>154038873
>>154038907
um.. there are 24/7 news channels these days fellas x
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No one fucking asked
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are u blokes gonna watch port vs west coast, i'm actually looking forward to it
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well, you know now
that is all that matters x
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>>154038981
Might watch later on, the first half is going to be dreadful
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>>154038957
ta bla x

>>154038981
yes mate of course i'll be watching my pooties
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>>154039030
sure thing fella x
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chead ground
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It feels like there's bugs crawling all over me
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>>154038873
>Praying for a smooth transition
crisp micksperg
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>have 3 bad losses which should have been wins and all of a sudden the media is doomposting about your team
now i know how brisbane felt last year
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>>154039155
the bombers weren't really in any of their games
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You cunts are lame as fuck. Post something interesting for god's sake
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port has been kissed on the dick with this fixture
and they still fucked it up
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there are 4 jacks out there and a jackson
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>>154039347
source?
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jhf vs reid kino
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watching the footy in bed
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>>154039746
t. lazy bones
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>b-but the 60 year old washed up hack only performs at night!!!!!!!!!
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Fox footys coverage of the footy has this demonic vibe to it compared to the fta channels, we need to get Kath out of there asap
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whose responsible for this know your customer bullshit
I’ve got to close me commsec account now
fucking pain in the bum
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>>154039870
did you get a vpn for porn?
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>>154039803
Looks like kylie cannot sing "on a night like this" during the day
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day gf = sovl
night gf = sovlless

simple as
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>>154039943
It’s that simple

Port with their bullshit song pre-game is almost as sovlless as a night GF
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its over
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>>154039864
fox footy is bad for footy
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>>154039943
tsmt
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>>154040010
Best pre game atmosphere in the comp, champ
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West Coast getting BTFO
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>see cute girl in public
>immediately want to kill myself
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jacks have scored two goals
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Port kissed on the dick with a dream draw as per usual
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>>154040064
>not wanting to kill her
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west coast have a victory hangover
>>
Commentator trying to say they are still asleep?
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>>154039155
>now i know how brisbane felt last year
You mean 2024 but yeah
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>>154040077
3
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jacks have scored all 3 goals
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Hit the road, Jack
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its a jack off
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port on track for a 400-0 win
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>>154039882
no I moved overseas and commonwealth are making me close my accounts
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>>154040038
Champ me again and see what happens mate
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>>154040177
400-1
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if his name was Jack Waterman that would've been a goal
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Grow up morons
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Who the fuck names their kid bo
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Right I've seen enough, Port will choke it from here
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>>154040299
what if his dads name was les and his mum’s name was gay
>>
reddit wants to end a persons career cause he said the word fag again
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boa llen
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I hate Port, they are the biggest flat track fucking losers in the comp. Flog shit teams at home and then go to water when any good side gets them
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>>154040333
how have they not got the memo yet? calling people faggots is good now because it's Dark Woke
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having fun with Skyrim right now
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>dark woke
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>>154040401
crisp me 15 years ago
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the flag will be heading down the princes freeway in ‘26
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>38yo commie crying to hr not to fire him from entry level job because they are dark woke
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>Port vs Iggs in Adelaide
>Starts at 1200
>9:30am Perth time
???
Any reason why it started so early?

Guessing so there's no overlap with Carlton vs Melbourne, but don't recall a game starting to early.
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>>154040299
It's French for Guy
>>
Port are legitimately dangerous
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>>154040573
ironically, 'guy' itself is a french name
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>>154040299
>Short
>Early in the alphabet
Nice name. Advantageous name.
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>>154040600
fuck forgot my meme name
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>>154040537
Quite simply its still the VFL and AFL house in Melbourne dont give a fuck about teams outside Victoria.
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dark woke
lol
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I’m horny again
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>>154040652
Well don't look at me...
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>>154040652
Focus on the game Jason
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tim kelly the fat spud
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>>154040537
>>154040649
>we dont want arguably the most supported club in the league in West Coast, and port adelaide which has a decent following given its comparison to most teams in Melbourne, overlapping the BLOCKBUSTER clash between Carlshit and peemons
t. "Dickhead" Dil
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>>154040299
Anglos are freaks when it comes to naming their children
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>>154040727
it's just americans and the cultural cancer that they export
>>
support your state league
fuck the afl
>>
it would be kino waking up at 9 oclock and being able to watch your team play, or getting to watch footy at the time every weekend
the fact the west never gets to watch night games still weirds me out though
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>>154040781
This.
Return to State league football.
Return to innocence.
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>SIMMMBAAAAA
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Apparently Jack Whitlock eats 6 meals a day because hes a beanpole. Think he needs to pump it up to 7 or 8
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>>154040798
that would be great. fuck night matches
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>Draft Butters best mate just because hes home sick
>hes actually ok at footy too
Neat
>>
>marking interference

isnt that what youre supposed to do to stop the mark
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>>154040889
grow up idiot
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Lukosius misses from 10m out directly in front
Georgiades nails it from 50m on the boundary
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IF iggs get the next one
THEN they are right back in this
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Krisp King Ken (KKK)
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>>154041050
>>
Oh wait his name's actually 'Bo'
Thought you cunce were misspelling 'Beau' to be funny
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>>154041064
he's too based for the afl
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>>154041117
theres no fun in my life
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Yep iggers are back in this. Real chance. Port looking lethargic and trying to be too cute.
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>>154040798
>waking up at 9 oclock and being able to watch your team play
9 o'clock on a Sunday means most of us non-heathens are in church at that hour.
>>
Lads, Jake just posted
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I am Dragonborn.
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>>154040843
Honestly it should be 10 weeks.

Players have had pooey undies before... How much would you get for digging around and smearing shit on an opponent's face?
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Good day alf, hope youse blokes are having a ripper regardless of how spastic you are and how much shit i give you here
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mrI2xtkEMA
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>>154041283
y-you too
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>>154041283
Just got done mowing the lawn. Now about to do some cleaning.
>>
The ump has a hat on, do they usually wear hats?
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>>154041205
That’s great for you bro
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>>154041446
i just find it comfortable okay!
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>>154041446
Small hats
>>
IGGS ARE BACK
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>>154040177
>>154040249
Thinking it'll be an Iggs win and Port fans burning down the Carr.
>>
Yep iggs are winning this one
>>
iggs have improved i reckon, actually have a chance
>>
poot shitelAIDS
>>
Half time
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iggs Fred port cazaly powah unna crows
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>>154041588
sooOOchuuu x
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>>154041588
this cunt alfs!!
>>154041616
x
>>
next week's fixture is a new level of retardation for the afl
>>
>>154041588
>>154041616
>>154041641
fags
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>>154041664
fagbla x
>>
Butters will turn things around at dosn me thinks.
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>>154041659
dosn to join the winners column best week
>>
nick daicos
>>
IF i could fall into the sky...
THEN do you think time, could pass me by?
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>cats are $2.49 underdogs next week
load up fellas
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>>154041869
Oh, 'cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you tonight
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>>154041871
bookies love him
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ran out of coke for my jim beam, going to drive to servo to buy another
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>>154041714
Why would he go to the Dons with all the options he has? He’ll still get millions at clubs that can play finals over the next 5 years.
>>
iggs
>>
>Poort unable to play out 4 quarters against Norf and now the Iggs
Josh Carr to be DRIVEN out in 2 years I surmise
>>
Do you ever get the feeling that the games exist on tv solely to make you want to eat goyslop?
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>>154041929
if you had bet for cats to win every week for the last 10 years you'd be a lot wealthier than you are now. if you had bet on them having top 4 finishes every year you'd be millionaire.
>>
>>154041939
Bloody idiot
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>>154042014
Does sound like something Tristan Xerri would do
>>
>>154041996
And drink goyglug and place goywagers
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>Yeo groin issue
>R3
Will he retire this year
>>
>yeo ded
fuck sake
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>>154041948
You wouldn't understand. That's why no one will remember your name.
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>>154042002
You'd be blacklisted long before that, betting companies don't like you taking out more than you put in
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>>154042041
>>154042045
doesn't pace himself runs around like he's 24 still
>>
>Yeo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTCEPBDekH4
>>
Do yous lads likes ken on commentary?
>>
Harley Reid is a superstar
>>
>all Friday night commentators are shocked at Darcy Moore continuing to play but they assure themselves it can’t be a hammy because otherwise he wouldn’t be continuing to play
>turns out it was a hammy and he’ll now miss a month
kek what the fuck are you doing, Pies?
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Butters should be off with HIA for his safety.
>>
>Butters potatoed himself
Should've signed that contract while he still could.
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>>154042136
Yep.
>>
>>154042136
He's alright, his "toughen up" commentary is crisp. Just a bit dull that he's mostly commentating the SA matches
>>
>>154042136
hedoesn'tdotoobadbutheneedstoworkonhiselocutionabit
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IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS IGGS
>>
iggs
>>
>Poort
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>>154042276
Kek true
>>
Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet
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Anyone have the 'Reasons to Live... IGGS' picture? Only have the one with the noose. Not used to Iggs actually giving hope.
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>>154042276
imagine if Port lost games because the players couldn't understand him at times
>>
wtf just turned this shit on
how are port this grim
>>
REV
IT
UP

mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8
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>>154042307
kek
>>
>>154042309
They were up by like 30 points earlier too. Just stopped. Iggs midfield is buttfucking ports.
>>
The iggs are on fire
>>
are the iggs legit or a meme
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>Butters head, Ratugolea knee injured
All time 30 minutes for Port.
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>Lachie Jones comes off injured
>JHF comes off injured
>Butters half concussed
>Now Ratugolea off limping
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>>154042332
I think every team is just shit this year desu
>>
Here's the Powers Fatness Coach.
>>
i can't stand these commentators
>>
why does every player do that retarded "run into teammate and push them away with my chest" celebration now
looks so dumb
>>
Lads, Jobe just posted
>>
Lads Jobe just posted
>>
Lads, Jobe just hit the post and scored a behind
>>
>>154042332
Ceiling is a wildcard loss, they're certainly not a free win anymore
>>
Lads, Jobe just jobsted
>>
>>154042332
Definitively improved. They’ve got some quality kids so shouldn’t be too surprising but Poort and Norf are around their level. Remember Suns thumped them in round 1 and the other contenders will too.
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>>154042358
>yeah nah oi fucken just bench n do some runs n shit ay
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>>154042299
IGGS
>>
carlton
port
richmond
essendon
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>>154042365
So the AFLW players start doing it and we see booba on booba
>>
Locals getting a bit restless
>>
can only hope to see the tarps out again soon
>>
Poort should fold when tassie comes in. SA isnt big enough for 2 teams.
>>
This season is going to be cancelled early due to injuries but under the guise of a fuel crisis
>>
is ken happy or sad watching this
happy bc it's not him dealing with it, sad bc it's his team
>>
jake "the bastard" waterman
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>>154042450
ken doesn't seen the sentimental type, was probably just a job to him, no longer his problem
>>
under ken
>>
The eagles are second half specialists
>>
are the iggs actually good now or are poort just that bad
my will to live is evaporating as we speak
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>>154042450
ken was a geelong sleeper agent sent to port to complete the destruction of the club after 07
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>>154042475
Both
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>>154042474
the opposite of richmond then
>>154042475
i still can't tell either
>>
10 more years of ken
>>
>>154042477
iggs are not awful but poort are genuinely bad
>>
Does butters cut his own hair?
>>
>>154042450
hope he's sad
kornes is seething on sen
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>>154042475
A little of the former, more of the latter.
>>
>>154042484
I know years ago one of the players girlfriends was a hair dresser and did the hair for pretty much the whole team. Dunno who does it now
>>
port are just a lagging essendon
>>
Harley brownlow year?!
>>
>When Port lost it was blamed on Ken, but when they won it was actually secretly Carr coaching from the box
What happens if when Port won it was actually Ken and when Port lost it was Carr coaching as a trial?
>>
i dislike the woman Kelli Underwood's voice
casters should have a nice voice
>>
How good is zak butters though
>>
>>154042529
this
love 'are isa
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uh oh stinky
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geelong are going to be scary with butters, reid and caddy
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>>154042520
Looks really good this year, giving away less free kicks too
>>
>>154042444
Guarantee you that even when we get the energy lockdowns the footy teams will be exempt from the interstate travel bans and crowds will still be permitted to go to the footy if they use public transport.
Can’t lock down the plebs without giving them their circuses.
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>>154042553
fewer*
>>
>>154042529
well her voice is annoying AND her commentary is bad
i don't particularly like the voice of the new woman but her commentary is ok
>>154042543
crisp
>>
>>154042546
and petraca and oliver
>>
>>154042558
We arent getting full lockdowns mate. Simply not happening
>>
>>154042546
Geelong had every chance to get caddy and they passed on him.
>>
>>154042563
she's also a fat bushpig
>>
>>154042520
Charlie Reid
>>
>>154042560
Embarrassed myself, might take a spell
>>
>>154042558
The players will be asked to play from home.
>>
Keep Ken Kill Kelli
>>
>>154042569
They've already authorised the emergency powers act which was created for memevid.
>>
>>154042564
>a metrosexual poofter and a lazy drug addict
naarm good thanks
>>
Georja Davie's sexy feet
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>>154042041
>>154042045
wtf i was just looking at the stats and noticed that was weird, is he seriously out again? i bet it's going to be another "oh it's not that bad aaaaand he's out for the whole season" situation again
>>
What the fuck is the point of the commonwealth games?
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>>154042529
Channel 7 got Mega Forehead back too. She's the worst commentator.
>>
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>energy lockdowns
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNOU2d4smEg
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>>154042600
bongs to lord it over their emancipated darkiez
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>>154042600
we get to flex on our colonial masters
>>
https://youtu.be/NmjrfXO0mdk
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>>154042569
Won’t be full lockdowns like the memeflu but non-essential and interstate travel will be restricted. Our retarded politicians won’t see another way to keep our economy limping on with the amount of fuel we have.
>>
>Ports "elite" midfield of Rozee, Butters, JHF
>Gets destroyed by north
>Gets destroyed by iggs

Port on spoon watch next year without butters
>>
>>154042645
>>154042645
>>
Poppy Boltz's scrumptious feet
>>
>>154042571
merely a tactical maneuver. we needed o'sullivan more at that the time, but jez's retirement will coincide with caddy being eager to leave essendon after three consecutive spoons.
>>
port suck
>>
>>154042617
I’ll bet you were also the guy saying we definitely wouldn’t have to verify our age to use the internet.
>>
>>154042651
rozee is a downhill skier and doesn't even play mid much, jhf also mainly plays forward
i agree they're fucked though
>>
>energy klockdowns
>each inhabitant of the abode is permitted 3 hours of internet usage per week, speed and down/upload limits to be allocated based on social credit score, carbon credit purchase history, financial status etc etc. all internet history now monitored. vpns? no. dns? no.

{in movie voice]
Last time you stayed apart to save grandma

this time

it's to save...the planet.

dur DUHHHHHHHMMMMMM
>>
Where’s the new thread?
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>>154042502
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>>154042529
She's fine on ABC radio.
>>
Butters is such a flopper.
>>
>>154042737
i was jacking off to this doujin the other day



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