Mets play today, despite it being cold as fuck
>the phone call that saved the Atlanta Braves
>>154030285Let's go boston red socks or something idk
GoAtlantaYay!
The best hot dog to enjoy while watching a baseball game.
>>154030310disgusting
>>154030310Dollar store floor sweepings
For me it’s zenners
>>154030310I prefer MY Schneiders
Sabrett master race
dodgers
>>154030310>pork addedoy vey
stop talking about weiners you literal fags
>>154030310costco hotdogs mog
accept no substitutes
>>154030365>sees posts about hot dogs>immediately thinks of dicks who exactly is the fag here?
>>154030310for me, it's whatever the fuck they put in the $2 hotdogs at my local MiLB park
>>154030307>Yay!I'm so happy.
>>154030380Aren’t those the substitutes though?
>>154030365should we discuss bussy?
>>154030365>stop talking about weiners you literal fagsStart talking about asses instead.
>>154030380>doggie dooskek
Hot dogs are a delicious ballpark staple and as American as Donald Trump. Discussing them is not homosexual in any way.
>>154030310The last time I ate one of these I got bad diarrhea.This year, I'm going to grab costco hot dogs before going into the game.
>>154030310Are there Cane's dogs though?
>>154030443So hot dogs are not very American?
Is Bar S that bad? They're $3 for an 8 pack at Walmart.
>>154030461American as fuck, anon
>>154030445>The last time I ate one of these I got bad diarrhea.You didn't cook them enough.
>>154030466You get what you pay for
>>154030443>Hot dogs are a delicious ballpark staple and as American as Donald Trump.>>154030471>American as fuck, anonDoes not compute.
>>154030402Are you tho?
>>154030475Hot dogs are already cooked out of the package.
>>154030445You have shitty genetics. It's not the hot dogs fault, wealking.
>>154030471Israeli* as fuck
>>154030494You may have a learning disability
>>154030494>political remarks in baseball threadshut the fuck up jesus christ you faggots are annoying.
>>154030510Whoa whoa what did a Hebrew ever do to you?
>>154030475>>154030508t. Bar S shareholders.
Which David Peterson do we see today, Metsbros?
good morning mariners nation
>>154030560Good morning, friendo. Hopefully Cal Raleigh remembers that the strikezone doesn't go all the way up to his shoulders.
I'm going to make burgers and hot dogs this afternoon
Another day, another day closer to Hololive Night 2026.
>>154030321When you see it you'll shit bricks!
>>154030443Political comment in a baseball thread. Ugh.
Let's stick to talking about weiners in buns please
What will it be for today /mlb/?
>>154030321
>Tfw my boyfriend won't go with me to tonight's ballgame unless I shave my chest and back hair.
>>154030599Tobacco is bad for you
>>154030631how do you have a boyfriend if you're a boy?
>>154030631
>>154030347Based.
>>154030599spearzynt and a zmooth both 6mg
matinee game for my redberds
>>154030599weed vape
>>154030771>>154030787Those are bad for you
>>154030599*plops 2 white monsters on the counter*lemme get 2 packs of the camel red 99s
>>154030787
>worst hot dogs ever and I love Israel
>>154030794Do you think I'm trying to live forever? I tried to get into smoking but it's not as nice
give it to me straight lads, will the Orioles be any good this year?
>>154030872no
>>154030572my son is covering for him until he warms up
>>154030923Both of Luke's homers were rockets. They were just awesome. I was at the game last night and it sounded so good.
>>154030310ALL-NEW MEAT FLAVORED SUGAR PLASTIC!!! NOW WITH MORE ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY SòY
sigh...
>>154030592>>154030461samefag
GOOD MORNING mariners nation things are on track just gotta get 2-4 some hits and everything will be clicking
>>154030310I buy these because they're $1 and my dog fucking loves them.
I'm coping
>>154030932hope he stays healthy and hitting. i was there opening night and doms 2nd homer was like 450 to center and it was one of those hits that you feel reverberate in your chest.
Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?
>>154030995cope
>>154030775>Herrera catching
>>154030999Not even back to back nights with a fight a the bat rack eligible yet thanks to Manfraud the baseball terrorist
>>154030932>>154030998Luke has been one of my favorite Mariners for a few years and after last season being injury plagued it's so nice seeing him have a hot start.
My Reds are going to score a run today
R: NY Yankees @ San FranciscoB: Kansas City @ AtlantaDo you get to watch coaschad baybaw or flyover baybaw?
>>154030321>Dangerous
>>154031109What's the meaning of this map?
do you watch high iq baybaw or low iq beisobal
>>154031147It's the map of Fox Saturday Night Baseball.
I will not be watching the seattle flyovers
keep it mcgonigle related
>>154031109Atlanta is on the Coast? I'm getting so confused by these distinctions? Are Michigan and Ohio on the Coast because the Great Lakes have a coast that runs out to the Ocean?Is Seattle a Flyover city because they aren't actually on the Ocean? Does Boston have a Flyover mentality because of their little brother complex towards New York? What even happens in Carolina and Oregon?
>>154031162thank you, anon.
map this bussy
>>154031171Seattle he didn't mean it! You are a coastal City just like Chicago and Cleaveland!
>>154031176I’ve always considered flyover just a code for white, I grew up in the Boston suburbs and I never heard anyone use the word, I think it’s an ethnic thing
>I’ve always considered flyover just a code for white, I grew up in the Boston suburbs and I never heard anyone use the word, I think it’s an ethnic thing
>>154031182>>154031191chart this bussy
DAMN kyle tucker looks good in RF>teoscar said he wants to win gold glove>already let ball over his head onceHAHA
>>154031190Crazy that the people you grew up with in the suburbs of Boston don’t speak in /sp/ memes.
>>154031213thanks i will
seattle and oregon aren't flyover they're goo goo gah gah happy diapy fish towns!
>>154031190>>154031202>live in asian town with over half asians>never heard it once either
>>154031228This is literally white genocide
>>154031233I'm a doodoo pepe diaper baby
>>154031235Oh wow check this out it’s literally nothing
A "flyover state" is an often derogatory American term for central U.S. states, mostly in the Midwest and Great Plains, perceived by coastal residents as areas to fly over rather than visit.
>>154031223>>154031176>>154031190Carolina is flyover, Oregon is coastchad. Seattle is actually coastchad and a half onnaccounna lake Washington. Great Lakes are actually DOUBLE flyover and, surprising to even me, Boston is flyover because of whatever a 'noreaster' is.
>>154031254I love learning pepe facts from pepe frens!
I'm an astronaut so everywhere is a flyover to me
>>154030872Through the power of Alysa we will conquer the mlb
All suburbs are flyover btw
>>154031261Louder for anons in the back!
Only teams connected to he great lakes are real thoughly.
FUN FACT:>Per Stathead, no MLB team since at least 1898, the earliest year for which their relevant data stretches back, has started their year without a single in their first two games. >Until the 2026 Seattle Mariners.
>>154031228Well I just don't respect Seattle that's all.
>>154030310Nathans always and forever
>>154031182Thank you, baseball professor.
team's
>>154031291This is literally white genocide
>>154031191>>154031182/mlb/ is officially back
which teams are most diapy scat poopy
>>154031182Boston, Atlanta, and NYY haven't allowed a single run. You're dividing by 0 and throwing them at the bottom why?
>>154031254Says here Seattle isn't on the Ocean but on a river like Pittsburgh... care to explain?
>>154031301Let's all be nice to Seattle, they've had a tough time.
>>154031325let's all not dish it out if you cant take it
Pete Alonso is actually a human. He isn't really a polar bear
Not falling for David Stearns trickery so soon, will wait until at least game 50 to buy in.
Dish out and take this bussy
>>154031340shut up, disgusting faggot
>>154031325For me it’s blue bearys
>>154030310no one in my country knows what this is
I don't want reality.
>>154031323It's just a cheeky peninsula that tricks Japanese submarines into shelling the Oregon coast instead.
>>154031351The plural of bussy is bussai
>>154031316can't divide by zero, had to make it work somehow. chart won't really show anything until may anyway
for me its Bellingham, WA my favorite city on the coast
>>154031338That might leave you susceptible to a classic Mets collapse come September.
>>154031325I just can't respect a city that has to put SEA in their name. Feels like they are compensating. You don't see real Coast Cities doing that.
>>154031338I've never seen such chaste young woman
>>154031254>great lakes>flyovertop kek. bait used to be believable
>>154031351KEK based. Kill faggots.
>>154031377dafaq!?
>>154031422Kill this bussy
>>154030967technically this is assault, it's the same as spitting on a person
Ass ault this bussy
>>154030967damn ts -100 aura fr
>>154031191now this is podracing
>>154031471>now this is podracingpadresing
