>Lap:#8400>Countdown to THE 日本への原子爆弾投下 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>154027853>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:217>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:227 (226 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 51 (+18)ANT: 47 (+25)LEC: 34 (+12)HAM: 33 (+15)BEA: 17 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 98 (+43)Ferrari: 67 (+27)McLaren Mercedes: 18 (+4)Haas Ferrari: 17 (+10)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 12 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 103.37 (+29.25)PER: 96.77 (+54.42)OCO: 96.41 (+51.70)>News:A M*rcedes that has some data (telemetry, video + sound) it tries to send tends to have those signals cut out this year, especially when super clipping is going on...FOM gets the blame by the people, because they pretended a video of his pole lap was the full onboard when it wasn't, and rightfully got yelled atSummer time starts tomorrow, so don't forget to set those clocks that need it an hour laterCadillac outqualifies Aston Martin, which is seen as a triumph in some quartersTorger basically admits to sabotaging George: "Something we expected to have less impact than it had and it put the car on the nose, so too much oversteer."HHF: "If you lose your motivation in F1, it's better to quit, or at least take a break. That's what I did."Obateiku! had better racin' than current F1® btw
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evening lads
eddie
leo
f1 can go a step further to eliminate bad talk about superclipping>throw the electric shit in the fucken bin, where it belongs
imig
>>154032262Very problematic, think about future children
>>154032192just an issue, chudstop noticing
All hope is truely lost, isn't it?Not trying to be over dramatic; but how could F1 possibly ever return to what it was just before this season?They seem determined to move away from anything that isn't battery-driven3rd race of the season and they're desperatly trying to show as little racing as possible as it'd expose the flaws they should've seen long before they comitted to these regsWhat in the hell is the point of F1 if they can't push the cars to their limits?
I don't think this is the formula anymore
>>154032339THE ENTIRE LAP IS GONETHIS IS THE NEW FORMULA
>>154032375they'll pivot to new audience. formula tiktok with yoyo overtakes and so on. it doesn't matter they lose core audience. new audience = more money. short term gain.sustainable, green, modern, electric, what-ever-adhd. New audience will get bored quickly, but that's a problem of the next CEO, so who fucking cares?It's not like they make a phonecall to Cosworth to revive V8/V10 in case DA MANFAKTURERS decide to fuck off...
>>154032390we were always superclipping in formula one
>>154032399gilipollas
lol, lmao even
>>154032236I can't believe I actually tried to watch that homofag show
>>154032414amigo
Who cares? All the normalfags on twitter will stop caring about "super-clipping" or the censorship of NARG's pole lap the moment the race starts tomorrow and the two Ferraris battery-boost past each other for a couple of laps again with Chuck making another natural radio call going>"I, Charles Leclerc, famous Formula 1™ driver for the Scuderia HP | Ferrari F1 Team™, am having so much fun™ battling my teammate, the famous 8-time Formula 1™ World Driver's Champion™ Sir Lewis Larbalestier Hamilton™."
>>154032375>how could F1 possibly ever return to what it was just before this season?Don't forget Ben was pushing last year for an early return to pure ICE as soon as 2028. That proposal was rejected, but the ones for doing it in 2029 or 2030 are still open and with the shit happening these days I wouldn't be surprised if the latter were approved, maybe even the former.
>>154032419Telemetry shows that F1 is right. Conspiracies have just fucked up folks brains and they can not accept the truth if it is against their world views.
>>154032431amigo
maybe the posters that used to come here and say F1 was not a sport had a point all along
>>154032449Telemetry shows when cameras are functional?
https://x.com/F1/status/2037924379674247251>Double community notedDamn.>>154032428I watched it and it was mid.The problem is that its plot had barely and hardly anything to do with F4J since it revolves more about that cameraman instead of the twink.
>>154032468Yes but people want to believe that F1 is hiding something.
>>154032449give it up unc
gimi
>>154032442I really, really hope that happensThis is absoutely abysmal to watchWill be the first Japanese GP I won't get up early for to watch in years
>>154032442if Toyota joins forget going back to full combustion ever, Germans already power half the grid and they are hellbent on electrifying it even more.
>>154032419bernie was right about americans
If they were genuinely trying to hide it they wouldn't have the ghost car lap showing George's full onboard including 130R.
>>154032419Checked back and it's gone now.hüh...
>>154032535kwab
>>154032535Horner would never
Now that the dust has settled...He was always better than max
>>154032493TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>154032535They would praise if Hamilton or Norris did that
>>154032419the community note is wrong, f1 is rightthere was an issue with his camera
These cars just sound sad :(
>>154032535just yesterday much more reliable sources said that Red Bull had absolutely no intention of reprimanding AMXthis sounds like a bri'ish journo lie
>>154032564Red Bull would? Why?
>>154032510and from last year>Honda repeats: without electrification, Honda's out of Formula 1>>154032535>>154032579think the 'clear the air' part is true, but the rest is br*toid fantasy
>>154032573weird how telemetry has worked flawlessly in the last few years, but in china the merc had a random telemetry issue that prevented us from seeing how fast they were going at the end of the straight during quali, and today antonelli had a telemetry issue that prevented us from seeing how fast he was going throught 130R during quali
>>154032593You fucking stupid cunt, I bet your parents were siblings.
>>154032564hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>154032633stop noticing
>>154032469Wait, did they just get the notes removed? I can't see either.
>>154032633>telemetry has worked flawlessly in the last few yearslollmaoi take it you watch f1 through youtube or tiktok?
>>154032659alright when was the last time we didn't get a full replay/telemetry of the pole lap before this year?when was the last time it happened twice in a row?
>>154032192oops sorry, it was a mistake it wont happen again pinky swear!t. FIA
>>154032601Ferrari should look for the funding to start an open wheel spec series with Verstappen Leclerc and Hamilton as the main attraction unironically, do the opposite of what the FIA designs.
48:04 camera dies55:32 camera returns55:37 kimi sets the timeso then where is the onboard from, fom?if the camera is really broken then no onboard of the start of the lap exists
>>154032653Yeah, they removed the fraudulent notes
>>154032419gimi?
Who is your favourite Japanese racing driver of all time?Who is your favourite Japanese woman of all time?
>>154032638You have realised you are retarded and are reacting aggressively. Be calm; be at peace.
>>154032258we're due a dog edish
Uh oh, looks like Demonicali just gave Elon a call.
>>154032673monaco 23one of the arab races that year or beforethe feed sometimes cuts and we have camera issueswe have constant bad direction and telemetry is wrong for sectors/minisectors often, but more than that? idk bro i'm not making you your reddit post go make it yourself
>>154032680no sorry it broke down yeah, not a mistake. just a technical glitch.just your normal growing pains of a new technical era, nothing to worry about.
>>154032686she has the same build as my mom
>>154032683>FOM
>>154032720>monaco 23https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ0bHr8UW7kCome again?
>>154032419this is why they hate Elon
isack hadjar, welcome to #1 driver's position at red bull
>>154032728I want your mom to sit on my face
>>154032698fine by me
>>154032728Post proofz
can't wait for Lou Begas GP, the cars will probably drop to 75km/h at the end of the straight
>>154032419those little copeboxes are so funny when in essence the only thing they are is an attempt at validating groupthink and propagating the endless ragebait sustained engagement model of nu-internet retards. this way retards can stay angry while feeling like they're in the right and being validated, helping drive their engagement and addiction with the platform
>>154032847Don't forget they do it for free
japan currently
>>154032847>those little copeboxes are so funny
>>154032847u mad son?
>>154032861richard mille and its consequences have been a disaster for f1 driver photos
>>154032861the face that screams>I'm gonna commit bukakke
>>154032535hmmmm
Reminder that Alonso looked still young when he came back in 2021, then made comments about eating less meat and now his face looks about 15 years older then when he made those comments.
>>154032911Did you see the gay cope article that journalist wrote about getting thrown out?
>>154032911Laurent Mekies is a bitch and is ruining Red Bull and F1 as a whole. If Horner were still here, he would've talked shit about Toto's blatant cheating non-stop. Meanwhile this fag is taking it up the ass like the rest of them.
>>154032692I am at peace only afte Britain has been nuked to ashes
Japan currently
>>154032937nice crotch
>>154032911How the mighty fall
>>154032937man hands
>>154032952?>>154032965??
>>154032971????????
>>154032889Yes, godawful gaudy nouveau riche horlogerie.I'm convinced Richard Mille must be some sort of gigantic money laundering or tax evasion operation because I can't for the life of me imagine anybody buying one of these ostentatious pieces of shit for the price of a house, even if they were very rich.All the other watch sponsors in F1 also exclusively promote the least tasteful models in F1.TAG could give Red Bull something like pic related to wear, instead they get some Fisher-Price looking wrist tumor.
>>154032981
>>154032911>Verstappen already pissed off with pretty much everything to do with F1>Mekies being a bitchMax is as good as goneIt was a good run brosUntil next time
Nippon now
>>154033000
>>154033018
>>154032929after he broke his jaw he had plastic surgery done
>>154032929Could just be the natural aging process>Researchers assessed many thousands of different molecules in people from age 25 to 75, as well as their microbiomes - the bacteria, viruses and fungi that live inside us and on our skin - and found that the abundance of most molecules and microbes do not shift in a gradual, chronological fashion. Rather, we undergo two periods of rapid change during our life span, averaging around age 44 and age 60. A paper describing these findings was published in the journal Nature Aging Aug. 14.>"We're not just changing gradually over time; there are some really dramatic changes," said Michael Snyder, PhD, professor of genetics and the study's senior author. "It turns out the mid-40s is a time of dramatic change, as is the early 60s. And that's true no matter what class of molecules you look at."https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2024/08/massive-biomolecular-shifts-occur-in-our-40s-and-60s--stanford-m.html
>>154032879>>154032887I never read what twitter screen shots read I just think it's funny they added some little box where retards can scream into the void together just so elon can afford another starship.
where does your favorite driver fall on the paki spectrum
>>154033106Ælon should make it so the highest bidder gets to decide what goes in the box
Idk how everyone's making this to be such a big issue, it's no secret the regulations are bad, it's no secret drivers hate it, it's been all over the internet how cars are losing 50kph+ on straights since FP1. I don't get how they would be that stupid to think clipping out that part would get unnoticed if they really intended it that way. I don't belive in these conspiracies.
>>154032419huh I thought RPM was in Bri’ish prison for wrong speak
>>154032933>>154033002it's said it didn't happen though>>154033153aids treatment
>>154033106if you were right, official f1 wouldnt feel the need to lie on X to begin with.
>>154032861and he was a good friend
>>154033114being golden toast, leo is 0% paki
>>154033180leo's not a driver, the pampered little buttmunch is too lazy for that
>>154033170lying to goyim is the main thing rich people do, anon>>154033118wouldnt surprise me if its all some sort of controlled opposition or paid deal kinda thing considering we know twitter is anti free spech. so its a win-win for elon
>>154033205f1 in 2026 is entirely fake and staged so I get to call that dog a driver if I want
>>154033128you think its more likely that it's a coincidence, and they for no reason put in extra effort to edit pole lap at that exact corner, instead of just posting the whole lap per usual?https://www.youtube.com/@Formula1/search?query=pole%20lap
>>154033180Listen up buddy. I have been in contact with Taco. We will arrange a meeting for you and the bitch. You better make the most of it or else. As for you not being a millionaire, get it out of your head. We'll sort it out. You just have to fake it for a while. We'll get back to you soon, don't disappear.
>>154033225Yes
>>1540331281 megajoule has been deposited in your battery
>>154033118That's pretty obviously how it works. Every single one of them is written by an ESL brownth worlder using the last of our USAID money.
>>154033211>insults jews now that its normie-approved>insults elon now that its normie-approvedyoure gonna think im talking shit but this is a genuine question - why dont you post on reddit instead of here?
>>154032933>>154032956>>154033002you didn't read the whole thing, did you?
>>154033226actually I found out all about taco's owner (matilda) who is mrs chucks friend. she has a man, pic related
>>154033285also footfags are welcome to comment on her toes
>>154033275>why dont you post on the website that censors your postsi dont know 'igger, you tell me
>>154033257jejeje
>>154033285Semitic>>154033299The feet are nice, but these kind of shoes always make them look worse
>>154033285Now that I have had a good look at her I think it is good tou'll never meet her yeah she's yucky
>>154033285wtf are this mans proportions? a bean and matchsticks on a brick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_LXWxEoTGE
is f1 d00d?
>>154033505nobody gives a shit, rpm
>>154033501What is a man? A miserable little bean and matchsticks on a brick
>>154032535Red Bull is desperately trying to rehab their image with the British, it's why they gave Linblad a seat
it's so over for m4x :/
>>154033505women in the workplace
"""""""on-board""""""" lap.https://youtube.com/watch?v=VT8ULSU6em8>02 Jul 2023 - Red Bull team principal Christian Horner is trying to “kill” Formula 1’s new engine rules for the 2026 season, according to his Mercedes rival Toto Wolff.>Wolff claimed Horner’s recent calls to change the rules, which were agreed last year, show he is concerned about the competitiveness of the engine his team will use in 2026. F1 has set a target for the power generated by its 2026 engines to be split 50-50 between the conventional engine and the battery.>But Horner claimed F1 cars are at risk of becoming “technical Frankensteins” under the new rules and warned drivers might have to change down gears on the straights on some tracks in order to top up the charge on their batteries.>Wolff rubbished that claim, telling media including RaceFans yesterday: “That’s not going to happen.” “Do you think that in all reality we are not innovative in this sport to come up with chassis and engine regulations that can avoid drivers shifting down on the straights?” he asked
trully, from the bottom of my hear, being real, with all sincereness i do not think this semen slurping sport is for me
one of the funniest post ever done here, last season, around september, some anon said that the weekly f1 podcast this guy made was very good and easy to cacth up to because he had done only 2 of them all season long
>>154033655It's crazy how someone like Horner can lose their job just because some worthless hole decided she wanted everyone to know she slept with her famous boss
>>154033655Justice for hornyman
Just FYI Sky sports are doing some Super Mario Galaxy Movie tie-in shit during their pre-show tomorrow, which involves Jack Black and this woman who disrespectfully showed her nipples at the movie premiere in Japan yesterday
>>154033772i care not
>>154033655vgh... Tvtv, I kneel, you mad bastard
>>154033784good for you, i like the game, in fact loved it, when i was a kid
QRD on taco?
>>154033772riveting report, you brit!
>>154033772What level of Nrowood is this
>>154033825Taco Wolff, the most powerful dog in the paddock
>>154033825chuck's gf (now wife) forced her friend to take a wiener dog so they'd have something to post together on insta
>>154033825Toto Always Chickens Out
>>154033825mexican food
>>154033655Here is a bit more from that article. Amazing stuff.>Wolff: “We’ve developed those regulations over many years with all the auto manufacturers being involved. It was a compromise that attracted Audi to finally join the sport, for Honda to stay in there. The best possible case that one could imagine for Formula 1.">“Is it challenging? Are our chassis designers saying ‘how are we going to do this'? Yeah, super.">“But zero [chance]. These regulations are not going to change any more. They’re not going to be postponed any more because the world needs to show innovation around sustainability. We need to reduce emissions and we’re super-excited.”>He accused Horner of being a “doom monger” by claiming drivers might have to down-shift on the straights. Wolff said that would only happen if the current chassis were used with the 2026 power units.fucking lmaohttps://www.racefans.net/2023/07/02/horner-trying-to-kill-2026-rules-due-to-fear-over-engine-performance-wolff/
>>154033857>chuck's gf (now wife) forced her friend to take a wiener
>>154033901>franco with a matejaja
>>154033772CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154033901I'm going to be honest with you, this looks kinda gay (meant in a derogatory way)
>anthem, japan :O
my crush called me a hottie on my close friends story wearing my fernando alonso shirt
>>154033975a video kojima hideo
>>154033901no thanks
>>154034007is your crush male or female this time
>>154034026yknow the answer
>>154034045homo
tomorrow im gonna wear my fernando alonso cap
>f1 doo-ACK
>>154033772She's hot but I don't know why women think it's ok to show their nipples like that. I mean yes, it's sexy, but it's also trashy. Just not a good look.
>>154033901odd to put a real photo of narb
>>154034075last year had nothing beyond the f1 sessions
>>154033901>isACK with kawaii sugoi eyesterrifying
>>154034063it's actually bi
how do I get good at driving?
>>154034075japs don't care about racism, they just want to play dress up
>>154034119like i said
>>154034123i failed the driving exam 5 times
which car manufacturers would be willing to make a real engine with no hybrid and just a turbo besides Ferrari?
>>154034152Cadillac.
>>154034134rude
>>154034176*kiss*
orgy
I want to superclip Domenicali's neckIn meinekräft ofc
>>154034213i don't understand a single word of what you wrote
>>154034123everytime you go out youre practicingdont get lazypractice your inputs, drill good hand position, choose and maintain lines through every corner, dont switch off, push a little morre each time. the wrong time to explore limits is when youre forced tosounds schizo untill you almost force an suv into h head on collision because they clearly have faulty fundamentals
>>154034236ure the last person i would ask for advice
>>154034175has bmw gone full gay as well?
>>154034244and why is that
>>154034123Shittons of practice, then more practice.
Add two more Japanese tracks and you won't even need the Middle Eastern races.Simple.
>>154034284u are always drunkhow are u supposed to give driving tips? ure some kind of menace to pedestrians
>>154034152Redbull.
>>154034301>ure some kind of menace to pedestriansno you shut the fuck upim the only fucking one treating parking lots like a ped zone, im the only fucking one giving peds and cyclists the whole lane when the other is clearfuck you
rude af
>super clipping through 130R
do you think it's written into Hamilton's contract that Leclerc has to go on dates with him?
>>154034075>somehow got girls into f1>somehow got medshitters, abduls and pakis to fuck offhow did they do it
>>154033505This guy's fans are like the LeafyIsHere fans.
you now remember leafyishere
>>154034667>>154034691I recognise the name, but nothing else about him is familiar
>>154034691ultimate twinkdeath
>>154034732Amish genes
>>154034725he used to make youtube vids being mean to people, the idubz guy made a video being mean to him, i used to follow some spainish guy that copied, blatantly, his content
>>154034485>ed tried stealing the honey out of the beehive again
>>154034667>leafy in the year of our lord 2026at least he didn't become ian, I suppose
lads its SPITTINdo i make chili or some bong style ground beef to eat?
>>154034778He became a druggie and will probably shoot up a mall or something.
>>154034778he took his wife last name
kwablonso's team will finish last
>>154034792a better fate
>>154034765oh that'd be why I don't know him, never got into that inter-youtuber drama myselfsame with idubz, seen the name but never watched the videos
>>154034691Never heard of him
>>154034844good for you
>>154034779
>>154034765BlackBusterCritic did them better before the 2010s/post-mlg wave of commentary channels. But nobody remembers them.
>>154034779on scale of one to edd, what are you?
>>154034081>She's hot but I don't know why women think it's ok to show their nipples like that. I mean yes, it's sexy, but it's also trashy. Just not a good look.
>>154034977hungry, you bitchhelp me decide
>>154032518hybrids were his idea, and he also intended to implement race control-controlled sprinklers that could make corners wet purely to catch certain drivers out if they were going too fast.
>>154034943what are you talking aboutheard the name, but i dont know what are you saying man
>>154035001I like the image of Bernie cackling in his goon cave as he sabotages someone's race with his sprinkle button
>>154035043You are too young.
>>154035043nobody knows because nobody remembers
>>154034989hungry is not on that scale, hungry is the constant
>>154035055tru tru>>154035053im 25, yeah i guess so, for you
>>154035098fuck you im cooking beef now
>>154034989>when the catnip abstinence hits like a freight train
>>154034779go for the chiliI have had a premonition that bad things will happen if you don't
>>154035121this is code for having sex with sophia flörsch btw
>>154035149She is with me right now (no sex)
>>154035149rip jamaicanon
>>154035219proof?
>>154033505>it took him 11 months to retort
The race is in 9 hours or 8 hours
>>154035219cut?
>>1540352857hours 50mins
>>154035285incorrect, the race is in 13 hours after i wake up tomorrow
>>154035235It's in Nicomachean Ethics
FIA bros how we feelin
>>154034943>>154035053Is this boomer twain or zoomer twain?>>154034667>>154034691Kinda weird how he got completely deplatformed for what would now be considered mildly edgy content at most.You can post agarthan edits with the black sun or windmill of peace and videos of jeets getting splattered but criticize Pokimane and your channel gets nuked.
>>154035219>(no sex)She forgot the strap-on?>>154034792>>154034794Are you referring to Leafy or Ian?
>>154035314ok i believe you. aristotle talked a lot about sophia
>>154035420ian took his wife last name and leafy is a druggie
>>154035458I know I was joking since Ian also looks like a junkie and I could see leafy also taking his wife's name.
>>154033180idk man it's pretty brown I'd say 70% paki
>>154034485Is that Tetas Cuatro
So what, we just slurp it up for the next couple of years hoping that the next regulation shakeup will make it better (it will make everything worse)?
>everyone hates the regs>reddit blames max for it all
here's to electrical infetterence causing yet anothe mclaren DNS
>>154035511If by "slurp it all" you mean "stop watching altogether and check the thread once in a while", then yeah.>>154035526They're blaming him for the fact people hate the regs? Hilarious if so.
>>154035526everyone = medshitters, abduls and pakis
I couldn't distinguish a paki from an indian to save my life
>>154035621One loves cows, the other loves goats
>>154035530probably >>154031726
>>154035477ok, funny joke
Total Stefano Death
>>154035526yes, the fia changed regs to nerf amx specifically
>>154034779what even is bong style ground beefspag bol?
>>154035809Beef that's been on the ground.
>>154035809Shepherd’s/cottage pie I suppose? Damn that sounds good now, I’m gonna make one tomorrow.
So is max a fraud?
>>154035936no but I am
>>154035715Reddit has spoken
time to go to sleep
>>154035139aye just ad me savry beef witha dill an moostrd mash. proppa scaran thatmight partake in an ale
Me sleeping instead of watching the race
>>154035809beef, carrot, onion, dubbya soce, celery flavor, tomato paste, garlic powder, green peas, beef stock etc.sports relation: kwab
me dming him instead of watching the race
man, cam on, we dont need faggot posting
checo WILL beat the asstons
>>154036614checo bros... our response????
>>154036614all me & eddwe're supervillains
>>1540366141 car = 1 serving
Do the people running this shitshow even care about any inputs from their own viewers? Every year it's millions of complaints, but nothing changes for the better.
max verstappen will never beat isack hadjar ever again
battery, super clipping, halo, these are the enemies of strong racism, thats why the fia and mercedes are pushing it, they are trying to destroy us
>>154036741>Do the people running this shitshow even care about any inputs from their own viewers?the people dont know what they wanti dont know how your own tvs are talking about this, but sociato here at first was very critical with it, until the first race, from there on, the best racing ever, his job depends on itpeople dont understand that commentators are not there to give you valuable input on the race/sport, they are there to keep you watching, sometimes telling you how incredible it is, and the viewer, thinking the comentator knows his shit and wanting to look well educated next time he make office convertsation with some random, repeats it like a parrot
>>154036476I've superclipped the quali like this as well because >we are in GMT-3
if we are planning on watching it we should go to bed around now
I wish I had F1TV to post a proper full quali lap from faux gimi, this could debunk all L*berty bullshit about "our cameras have totally not stopped working conveniently when the car entered 130R, trust us lmao"But I'm not giving a single cent to them
i don't mind paying for f1tv premium
>>154036993the greeks sent back a message with a single word, "if"
>>154037020>>154032680lap isnt there but somehow fom have everything to spoon
>>154036993Not setting my alarm. If I sleep I sleep.
personally im not even pretending ill watchrace in 30 at best
if not even you who are terminally online is gonna watch then i might as well not watch it
i didn't watch the last gp, i shan't watch this one neither
>>154036645*choco bros
i will be watching the race on my second monitor if watching means playing games with friends and occasionally glancing at the order
>>154037341i dont enjoy playing games anymore, and i dont have friends to play with
>>154036741>even care about any inputsThey only care about the viewership numbers and, above all, the revenue, without realizing that the casual crowd they're bringing in is not sustainable in the long term and will get bored eventually.
>>154037362shitposting on /sp/ is a game and everyone in /f1/ is your friend
>>154037399patriot
>>154037362JOIN THE HELLDIVERS
I will watch the race just so I can post "KWAB" any time anything bad happens to any of the drivers
>>154037460played it a bit when it came out, uninstalled it when the psn thing and never touch it again
bzzzt
>>154037529you dont need psnits why that ***** keeps posting about cheating sc and cant be banned
I am literally waking up at 1:45 am only to shitpost during the race, so y'all niggas better be here.
Im having a vacation in London right now and I already saw 5 people with f1 merch.On that note, im not waking up at early as fuck o clock to catch this absolute semen slurper of a race with the most dogshit regs to ever be, so jannies, be so kind to stop being trannies and banning me for the most minor shit and dont delete the pornposts since i wont be able to read the /f1/ threads until 10pmHave a goodnight and a beautiful day anons. I know I wont
>>154037978Thanks anon, keep in mind there's always the 4plebs archive you can check for any deleted stuff
>>154036741>Every year it's millions of complaintsPlenty of those complaints are from morons, who cares.>>154036895Mark my words if the numbers stop adding up then Liberty will be forced to pivot and IMO that already began back in 2022.
I hate this artificial new racing.We should go back to natural trains and the occasional DRS assisted dive bomb because the rulez say if you get to the apex first, you can run the other car out of track.
>>154036993>watching f1 in 2013+13
>>154038313a f1 car without an n/a engine is like an angel without wings
>>154038313R3TVRN
>>154038313are you retarded or just pretending?
>>154038461usual suspect.
>>154038481Yes it's true, Chuck didn't even make the podium despite leading from pole
Imma be on a flight tomorrow during the flight (going on a cruise with my nigger fiancee) so if yall could not post about the race till circa 9am that’d be swell
>medshitters can't blame poowey for the shitting of asston shartin because then their delusion of kwablonso hanging on against all odds against vettel's red bull rocketship disintegrates
rain is in the forecast bros
>>154038223the only reason '20, '21 and '22 had an uptick in players was because everyone and their mothers were playing games during the lockdown.
>>154038619I'm aware, I was actually trying to highlight the stagnation and even slight drop in growth despite the sport being 'heckin' bigger and better than ever ya'll'Strictly speaking that should also apply to F1 2019 because 2020 didn't release until July.
https://youtu.be/AGVV58cBTdU
toaster in shambles
i'm afraid i wont be able to stay awake
>>154038816>ITS LIGHTS OUT AND AW-
>>154033655effjuan is being ratioraped as I speak
dont even feel like getting up early for this antiracing even Ferraris arent competitive to make for some funny first laps now
im gonna do thisi'm gonna dm him and go to bed, if he replies to me before 2am then my phone will wake me up and i will watch itif not, then i won't watch itgood night
>>154032236>A M*rcedes that has some data (telemetry, video + sound) it tries to send tends to have those signals cut out this year, especially when super clipping is going on.All power is diverted to battery.
Anime soon
>HHFDidn't he get fired by Jordan?
>>154033655Looks like they are in not innovative enough
DUDE Grand Prix in: 4 hours, 20 minutes, 53 seconds
I FUCKING HATE THIS RAP SHIT THEME F1 HASDoes the Japanese JSports broadcast have the old F1 themes or did Liberty force this "Yeah Uh Uh Uh" music down their throats too?
>>154038816>>154038937just sleep my little faggot
There is no greater gift than first stumbling into a Japanese book store and witnessing just how superior their automotive magazines are.
>>154039171I WONDA IF YOU KNOWHOW DEY LIVE IN TOKYOSEE SEE SEEN IT KNOW YOU HAVE TO GODATS DATDRIP DRIPCOME CATCH DIS
max sisters how we feeling
>>154039431I sleep.
>>154038461CHOO CHOO PINCHE PENDEJO
i am balancing the pass out and the regen if you sniff my understandingthis is the f1 26 experience
And the Ferrari Challenge was red flaggedhttps://youtu.be/SRddhPc0neU
Suzuka just feels nicehttps://youtu.be/tH3HWmGGjHQOther GPs feel corporate and stuffy.
>>154039630>A single driver spìns and taps the barrier on the inside of a corner>Manages to slide the car to safety so the marshalls can drag the car out of the track>No brutal collision, collateral damage or a fire hazard>Race gets red flagged to deathI keep forgetting there's even worse examples of semen slurping beyond effjuan.
i woke up at 5am today because i forgot to turn off my alarm, so i will NOT be slurping the >semen, japanthank you for your attention to this matter
>>154039944I think they red flagged it because of all the devries on track, although that's still gay of course.
I trust this man.
>>154039944Ferrari doesn't want their clients dead.
>>154040030>I trust this man.
>>154040030I want to see him in his BMW days.
You're watching F1? Hahaha
I only watcn the support races
>>154040209wrong, i'm watching /f1/
>>154040209not legally
>>154039752慰安婦、レイプ、死
I'm in love with a half asian femboy
>>154040325top half or bottom half?
>>154040379his asian genes are stronger
Imagine how bad monaco is going to be with these regs
>>154040325live your life its the only one you get(supposedly i have an nda i cant speak)
>$250 USD to advertise jewgle and masturbationcardlol
>>154040507can you buy me a tiny car?
>>154040435If anything Monaco will probably be the best race all season, it's the least power sensitive circuit meaning not as much harvesting and Merc's engine advantage will be smaller than anywhere else.If I had to pick any circuit where Chuck might steal a win off them it would be Monaco.
shan't be watching
>>154040569based dts retard thinking there's passing at monaco
>>154040566I already have like 40 die cast cars I have no idea what to do with.>>154040588Shall be following your lead>>154040605I made no mention of passing nigga, that's why I think Chuckold lepolemerchant might win
>>154040629see that's why you should pretend to buy me a small car im going to ask someone why tf the ferrari i bought isnt built
>>154040682John Deere should sponsor an F1 team, I think green livery with yellow wheels would look good
>>154040069They're quite literally and unironically expendable assets.
>>154040925i cooked the lard in mince
i'm not gonna be awake for the race, luckily
>>154041007you're charging up for the race, it's all goodheheheheheh
I have a good feeling about this one. Time for a quick nap.
And by a quick nap I mean a frull 8 hours of healthy REM sleep.
I haven't had a good nights sleep in years.I'm far too depressed for that, lads.
admit it, you will miss his retarded clothes after he retires
https://www.youtube.com/live/Own8-77tApQIt's up!
>>154041333i tire of women
>>154041494be gay like me
>>154041535i cba to find the dog please imagine a judgemental stare from a dachshund and a homophobic remark
Woke up and can't fall back asleep. I'll try again in a bit, but if I can't sleep I guess I'll have to watch what is certainly going to be a massive slurper
>>154041699now think about work
>>154041699Nobody cares
>superclipping
This is such a bad look lool
I stopped watching after the farce that was the 2020 season, now that the carbab is a backmarker, I'm interested again, what is the current stream?
the more of you that watch on brokebitch.it the more fom feels empoweredboycott it
>>154041976Superclipping isn't even that bad and FOM is making the situation 10x worse with censorship
>>154042039>Superclipping isn't even that bad
>>154042039>Superclipping isn't even that badGood bait
Piastri T1 crash?
>>154042209'fraid so
>>154042209I hope lando smashes into kimi
Whether or not superclipping is "that bad" is beside the point. A car reducing speed on a straightaway at all because the regulations mandate an anemic and underpowered energy/pu system is a complete blow to the prestige of F1.
>>154042209Assuming he even starts
>>154042209 More like, fucks up start, gets rear ended by Bort
fuck /a/lfonsototal /a/ston Martin death
>>154042209bold of you assume he even gets there
reserve drivers shouldn't get interviews
I don't notice the clipping because I'm new
>race, japan:o
>>154042570Not even 'thing Japan' can save this
>>154041143have a wank cunt
>>154042634>Superclipping, Japan
>Japan currently
>>154042209Digits and Spain 2016 retake with NARB+G
i think someone needs to die from his car getting superclipped before they do something about it
I believe in the verstappy cumback
>race start>raris go fast>gets ahead>le yoyo overtakes for 10 laps>then mercs get ahead and stay ahead
None of the drivers even care
>>154042724it's overstappen
I have a message for the anon from Jamaica: Has no one told you that this is a thread for white European people?
>>154042747Thank you, now I don't have to watch
>>154042784shut up dickhead go watch soccer
>>154042804I don't like soccer though.
Really hope the m*rcs race each other today so we can see how much further ahead they actually are
>>154042505that's not penelope
we will never see 130r, are we?
Clipping is such a fucking dumb thing to complain about from nu-fans.>Hurr durr car go fast is what F1 is all aboutNo, it's about the fucking racing, not about whether or not the cars are going 30kph faster on the straights. If you think the spectacle of F1 is watching how fast a car go fast down a straight you deserve the noose.
>30kph faster*50-60kph faster
>*50-60kph faster**46-70kph faster
Oh my fucking god I hate fucking daylight savings so fucking much I checked a countdown site last night and it said the race was now but it's in an hour and I woke up in the middle of the night for nothing.
>>154042948If you woke up an hour from now it would still be for nothing
>>154042948Total DST death
arb looks shoke
>>154042933>lose all speed going into high speed corners>said corners now just become harvesting zones so cars can speed up then superlip on the next straight>driver skill is neutered and is only about managing batteriesshit bait
>>154042948get some coffee and whatever breakfast danish germans like
>>154042977meant for>>154042891
>>154042948Do they have daylight savings in germany? I found a webcal link and synced it to my calendar so it pops up with all the f1 and motogp races.
>>154042993Cope and seethe, I enjoy watching the cars jockey for position, swapping spots for multiple laps in an attempt to catch the other out on energy instead of the liquid dogshit that is the DRS chain where the only way to overtake is the over/undercut.
i am ready to slurp
>>154043051>t. 70 IQ
>>154032428It was extremely gay, but it was clearly written by a genuine racing autist. The arc of the not-Ferrari team's drivers is basically fanfic of how 2022 went for Leclerc/Sainz
>>154043061Talk to me about your oil prices faggot.
THE OL SWITCHEROO
>>154043108Aren't both you Oceaniggas getting fucked by oil and gas prices?
>>154043108The Philippines have oil ?
>>154043024I usually just go off of F1TV but one year it said the race was at 7 AM so I woke up at 6:45 and the race was halfway over because the clocks had been set forward and now I'm never sure whether they account for it or not.This year it again said 7 AM but the clocks are being set forward again tonight, so I googled for a countdown and lightsout.com or whatever said it would be 6 AM. But this time, F1TV had it right.In short, fuck this antiquated nonsense that 84% of people already voted to get rid of in an EU-wide poll in fucking 2018, but the EU has done absolutely nothing since then because banning combustion engines (which is now being overturned just about everywhere) and making flawed non-functional annoying driving assist systems mandatory for road cars was more important.
>>154043108at least we have cars
>>154043108https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Philippine_energy_crisis
>>154043156>98% from the middle east Oh my
digits determine Caddy's points today
>>154042891Cars are losing 60kph in 130R, not 30kph. FOM is so embarrassed about it, they cut away from Antonelli's first-person view specifically during 130R on their publicly released videos of the lap
>>154043127>>154043133>>154043146>>154043156I'm an American here to fuck underage girls, I'll post from Japan next race.
>>154043156
God, I hate bareto
>>154042891they should go watch grooved tire era and suffer
The Cadillac team is so goofy. They look like a detective duo in action comedy movie.
>>154043168000get
>>154043175Enjoy getting caught up with by the authorities m8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v18vBapUN4k
>>154043192They are, they're here to investigate Mercedes and their cheating engine.
10 delaysome nipper clown car race fucked up the track
>nonce likes shit regsshocking
less than 1 bong until slurp time
digits and ps3 crashes t1
>>154043199I fucking kek'd
>HHondaWhoever designed that is an idiot
>>154043229https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/people/article/3293418/abandoned-filipino-children-sex-workers-using-dna-find-their-fathers-amid-uncertainty
>>154043229>>154043199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYXgHV_SNeY
is that a dildo is your pocket or you happy to see me?
that vcarb does look pretty good
jesus that porsche got fucked
>>154043258
what kinda brown is that slut?
>ted's notebook>it's just swastikas and racist doodles of hamiltons family
lol based japanese Porsche cupI always got the feeling that women is Japan are more likely to genuinely be into motorsports even before the DTS boom
>>154043252>Whoever designed that is an idiotOr spends a lot of time on ig reels
>>154043293>John Davidson's notebook
I hate this faggot sport so much, ban all women from the grid unless they are naked. Shoot any Indian on site. Kill the faggots by running over their skulls with the safety cars. Islamic faggot regulations. Take out all the batteries, electrocute Ted kravits to death, throw the remains of both into the ocean. Kill lando Norris by bleeding him out slowly from the top of the flag pole at Azerbaijan. Put Schumachers potato corpse into his McLaren, have it be controlled by a retard with an Xbox controller. Final race tie Fat Brown to a chair at the finish line, winner needs to blast their car into his fat body creating a spectacular mix. Did I say ban women yet?
>>154043301For me, it's the all female Kyojo racing series
>>154042223>smash or passThat'd be even gayer than already it is
always make sure that the person you agree with online isn't cut
what is your bernie strategy?Go soft first or go hard first?
>>154043336Gaylo looks even more ridiculous on those cars
>>154043350>mediums good for an extra 2 lapssame old pirelli, they must love that all the attention is on the awful battery stuff right now
Time for some more "fun".
I want blood this season. Preferably the Indian
>>154032428I really liked it, even though I'm not gayThat said, the best racing driver that anime season was the mfghost guy who drives an alpine.
>>154043350>soft>pit stop>soft again>retire early
why am i still watching this, it is pain. can't imagine spa or monza
>>154043381I should rewatch it, I totally forgot what it was about; except for the subplot of the photographer who had panic attacks taking photos of people. I actually thought that was an interesting character trait and way to bring him into the motorsport world but I won't ruin it for anyone else.
Will this be ocon's last year?
>>154043427I hope not
ollie on f1tv
JAV breasts incoming
>>154043427>getting beaten by a teammate with 1 year experienceyeah he's out
>>154043444checked
>>154043437
>>154043427He still has pace but fucks up in races to often lately
race is cancelledofficial
those panning shots remind me of gran turismo
>>154043444Big if true
>>154043457god I wish
>>154043447max is out too then..so is lawGOD...out with the old and washed..
chance of hurricane today?
>>154043444interesting leo
holy fuck are we gonna have this woman crofty and a paki? how can it even get worse
Lolis
>>154043427consider that komatsu didn't have good words for him and bearman is beating him consistently and that toyota might want to put a driver in thereyes, he's out
>>154043471
why do they put a brown woman to be the official interviewer in an european sport
ToT
>>154043471>how can it even get worse
The shid walk with Alex Brundle
>>154043478a*and a male sport at that
race thread?
Mental fatigue man on the grid
>>154043477This guy at first glance looks like a white dude wearing blackface
It's starting... GET IN!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us8487J_jLA
>>154043444in my mouth
the music is doing my fucking head in
>>154043477how come he looks and talks like a white guy with badly done blackface?
Stroll sr spotted
Question:Mercedes and "legally" fuck with their engines with their cuckstomer teams, can't they? Skirt the rules? all that jazz?That's so gay.
Hey look it's the other kind of C.P.Chris Pratt
looksmaxxing really has these niggas squinting for hunter eyes
is this season MSC 2005 or VET 2014 or VET 2018 for AMX
>>154043498Samdeep David Jr
>>154043502>>154043502>>154043502
Edd straw fans
>>154043520he's japanese.
>>154043488what the FUCK is that
>>154043518They can't change the actual engine itself (at least in theory); however they can refuse to share data, which in regs where energy management is more important than ever basically mean their customers won't be able to compete until the end of the season
this is the thread