Belgium are in red hot form, fresh off a 1-1 draw at Kazakhstan and a 0-0 slurper with north macedonia in their last 5 gamesWhoever loses this match can kiss their hopes of getting out of the world cup group stage goodbyeLINEUPSUSA: Freese; Richards, McKenzie, Trusty; Weah, Tessmann, McKennie, A. Robinson; Pulisic, Aaronson; AltidoreBelgium: Sels; Meunier, Mechele, Theate, Castagne; Tielemans, De Bruyne, Raskin; Saelemaekers, De Ketelaere, Origi
>>154032954>altidoorwat
>>154032980whos altidoor?
Belgium more like SMELLgium
>>154032985youll never know if you dont answer it
>>154032988more like quellgium because theyre gonna quell your attack
USA Roster
>trusty the process starts for usa nowadays
>>154033055what happened to reyna, that guy was hyped like crazy a while ago. if im thinking of the mexican american guy at dortmund
>>154033084Reyna rides the bench at Borussia Mönchengladbach. Malik Tillman took his starting spot on the US team.
>>154033084He never gets club game time and is perpetually injured.
>>154032954Trying too hard
>>154033123unlike your national team the past decade
>>154033138Dumb serbo-albo-kosovan Januzaj scoring against your lot. We tried hard to lose that one.
>>154033055>Jozy not making a comebackSoulless
Heres hoping this match is not as much of a slurper as the Japan Match
>>154033343Lets hope it won't be
>>154033343i wish humans looked like this
>>154033351If there is no goal by halftime I will go back to playing palworld desu
>losing to a country that we made up for a laugh
Hypothetically speaking, if USA won the World Cup would Europe finally surrender and admit America is gods chosen?
>>154033368they played ireland?
>>154033055>Tim Reamjesus christ
>>154033365azur promelia is palword with anime girls coming soon
>>154033374Considering they are ruled by Israel, arent they already Gods chosen by default?
>>154033374no, if we did that america would immediately go to war with us for implying israel isnt gods chosen
>Israel v Belgium
>>154033400>>154033402>>154033408>3 israel jokes within 30 seconds
>>154033408vs Africa
>>154033389It looks dope but I already have my hands full with 2 gachas.
fotmob has quite different lineups
>>154033400>>154033402>>154033408Based
if only there was a way to know you were in the good times while it was still going on
Based Sels
>>154033434>trusting goymob over spee
>>154033479>trusting spee over fotmog
>>154032954Don't think this friendly matters that much my burger friend, they're going to do 10 substitutions
What country is Belgium in?
>>154033514Capitol of the Netherlands
ive only heard of about 3 of these belgian players, what happened to their golden generation?
hypothetically speaking if you voted in a presidential election and then after your chosen candidate won a little Israeli gremlin showed up in the white house and starting making decisions on his behalf would you be a little bit annoyed?
Belgium makes the best beer in the world.
>>154033521clogbros...
>>154033527it depends, does the gremlin have a video of my candidate fucking a 10yo?
>>154033521Thanks
>>154033527are the irish really mad that iran is being bombed? why?
>>154033454This guy sucked. All he did was jog around and lose the ball. Glad he finally aged.
>>154033529>tfw you will never be a belgian monk chugging brews and eating pot roast with your bros while calling women gay
>>154033541Oh I see, and the Lebanese journalists and nurses know where Iran is hiding the nukes. It all makes sense now
canada 2 iceland 2
>I believe that we will win
>>154033594yeah doing anything is stupid lets all be like the czech em republic
i still remember when usa was good. they had those bald lads in net, oneywu at CB, then donovan dempsey and bradley down the middle. got them to the world cup quarters. i dont know what happened or why it went so wrong from there but here we are
>>154033648their average level is higher now but they have less stars
Humbly requesting a stream link gentlemen
why can't Americanss start one fucking game on time?
>>154033573why does it bother you more dead browns = less refugees in ireland
>>154033698daddylive.dad
We need to humiliate the USA
>>154033559When I was in Belgium, I went to the Westerlaven Abbey to get some Abt 12 Quad. It was like trying to aquire nuclear secrets or something. You had to give them all this info including your license plate number...and limited how much you could buy. It was worth it though, one of the best beers I have ever had.
Why stream of this so hard to find, kek?
why do americans start games like 10 minutes after the official kick off time
>>154033728kek im still searching as well
guys in the stream chat talk about the black volcanic salt again :(
>>154033724based
>goyslop music
america moment
lol
kino country
http://www.lemonparty.org/USA%20vs%20Belgium.html
holy fucking cringe
hate this guitar shit
atleast the stadium is full
>>154033728>>154033737try this https://streamed.pk/watch/usa-vs-belgium-2409129
>Still no streamgonna give up lads
>>154033774timmy hendrix
who's the guy playing guitar?
BASED ANTHEM
>>154033770oh no it's half empty
>>154033779live dot footybite dot to
just type futbol libre on google nigga
>>154033779streamed dot pk
>>154033790actor from stranger things
is this commentator on premier sport giving a commentary through an xbox360 mic?
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING KIT CLASH
>>154033804kek
>>154033737>>154033776Not sure why guitarist is there, but I managed to find it.
START THE FUCKING GAME
Just got here, is this our B or C team? Or neither and it's D?
U *clap*S*clap*A*clap*
Can barely tell these kits apart lmao
U*CLAP*S*CLAPA*CLAP*
>>154033820new viking version
Kits are too similar from afar.
>>154033819Depends is Pulisic playing?
you guys told me they will be all black but they are all white
>>154033819ITS OUR USA TEAM
wtf is a usmnt
i cant see the puck
>>154033845us mutant ninja turtles
Unitedstatian kit would look better switching the red stripes for a star of david shape
>>154033858still better than my little soccer
They need to turn down the crowd audio.
Poch told the midfield "just pass it to debruyne and let him do the rest"
>>154033865goblina... you're real...
Why are they both wearing light jerseys wtf
>>154033874whoever is worse chose to do it to even the playing field and confuse the opposition
this kit clash is pissing me off
>>154033874Theres like 5 people chanting in the entire stadium or what, fucking crickets
>>154033845Same thing as bmnt kek. I hate this faggified country sometimes.
>cocacola fan corner
>coca cola fan corner
>>154033724meanwhile i bought it as an obnoxious teenager and chugged the whole thing. even cheap belgians are so great i cannot stand ipas unless they're like 12% alcohol to offset the grass. I'm 39 now i went through a gin and tonic, whiskey, moonshine, stout, porter, belgian, wine, etc. phase and now i kinda just drink to get drunk and occasionally have a nice one which is almost always going to be a belgian.
>>154033892yeah, moon crickets
>>154033892It's in Atlanta bro, they probably think this is a boys high school game and are waiting for a Football game to start
POTENTIALMAN vs POTENTIALMAN match
>POOLISUCK
Is it true pulisic is considered the lebron of soccer in the US?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT POOLISHIT?
>>154033925hes the bronny james of soccer
what the fuck is this shirt selection? they are both white and red i can't tell who's who easily
>>154033925To be fair, look at the rest of the team and tell me who else could be considered?
>>154033905they're all busy replacing their smoke detector
>>154033925He’s considered the soccer of the Lebron James actually
I like the where's waldo kit
>>154033900Lol, I hear you man. I brought back a suitcase load of Cantillon home...me and a buddy went through bottle after bottle like it was water. I was like "damn, $14 a bottle this is expensive"...if I only would have known...
>>154033935>argentina>can't tell what's white
the US should just use the clean white kit 2bh, shit was beautiful
what color is America?
>
>>154033887same i still cant tell whos who, why tf is Belgium wearing white instead of their black/orange outfits
>>154033960in this match? white
They should make one team change shirts at halftime, this is retarded
>>154033960the white guys with slight pink in the jersey
>>154033962post that gay aids awareness ad with Belgium
>>154033973this
>Belgium colors: black yellow red>Kit color: white?????????????
will this finally be their year?
there is not enough contrast in the kit colors.
>>154033973comfy status = ruined
>>154033960Full of browns like you, mutts and bulbasaurs. Just look at our team.
>Pulisihit
>>154034009neverlands and lelgium will NEVER win a WC
>>154034009to get to the quarter/semi finals? sure
>POOLICKSHIT
is this the power of fully sick?
>>15403396040% white
what's the point of the woman on commentary who just says things like>pochettino just appluaded that effortlol
>>154034018jaja how you know that pendejo?
KWAB
>>154034057what did he mean by this?
>>154034060whitest team in years
Belgium will punch above their weight simply because they have Courtois
>>154034068wrong board sorry
what team is kwab on?
We are so so crap
>>154034060what happened to pic related?
>>154033946it's crazy i think i bought every "guide to belgians" beer because i lived by a place that sold all of them for between 4-15 dollarsand worked at a place with a big selection where theyd' give you free domestic or half off of any fancy shit (free if the boss isnt looking. now you can't even get a special coors with a funny label on it for lower than like 15 dollars a 12 pack. Fuck microbreweries i can see the keg you made it in, i helped you bring it in why you charging 7 dollars a pint.
>>154034090no we will massivly choke the whol tournament
Belgium and US of A power level?
cant tell if belgium is shit or the USA isnt bad
>Weston James Earl McKennieWhat kind of name is this? What's supposed to be the name and the surname?
>>154034114battle of mid.png
>bank of america ad mid game are you for real burgerbros?
Is this USA B team vs Belgium A team?
How do you even miss that
>>154034132he clearly did not miss, it was blocked
>mexico plays later
>>154034104It's like I told my buddy, back around 2004 you'd walk into a craft beer shop and they might have 50 selections, and 40 were high quality delicious beers. Nkw they have 500 beers...and 40 are good. The market got flooded with garbage, and the end was the hazy ipa revolution and $20 4 packs. I don't drink much anymore but if I want an IPA or Pale ale, it's a Two Hearted or Sierra Nevada Pale. Back to the basics. Ever since Shelton Bros importers closed, like 80% of all Belgian beers became unavailable. It sucks.
>>154034131No this is basically the USA starting lineup for WC except for a couple of guys
>>154034132i can't believe that goalie is going to war with that shooter
>>154034132Kek he turned his head
>>154034131looks like both team's strongest 11 to me
doku >>>>>>>>>> de ruined that
>>154034120made his middle name is supposed to be James Earl together as an ode to the actor James Earl Jones
>break after 20 min woke yank garbage
>yfw every World Cup match will have the pause of the 20th minute
>>154032954WHY THE FUCK IS SHAT TURNER STILL STARTING
this rule is so dumb
>>154034162>50 selections, and 40 were high quality delicious beers. Nkw they have 500 beers...and 40 are goodyep. cheers. i almost ignore everything but the clearance cart. i'll get edmund fitzgerald for 12 bucks and a 30 pack of whatever's on sale and maybe a handle of whatever's on sale.
It is 67 degrees in Atlanta why the fuck do they need a water break
>>154034009We didn't get it last time with our best team since the beginning of Belgium.I suspect we won't get it now either
>>154032954>AltidoreWTF he's still playing?
>>154034197probably for water
CAM ON BELGIUM
>>154034178because it's a friendly.
>rehearsal for world cup commercial "water" breaks>there aren't any commercials on my stream
> 19 c> cooling break after 20 minjust why
>>154034217they will have it in the world cup pretty sure it was announced ages ago
>>154034163>>154034169oh no
I would defiantly stand in the middle of the field and not drink water
>>154034232well that's really disappointing to hear. the break is ludicrous.
>>154034249t. danny drinkwater
>>154034224Be prepared for cooling break sponsored by Visa Fartcoin and KFC this summer.
predictions for this group?
>>154034224commercials
>>154034224ad break
>>154034260What a shitter group. Usa turkey
keeper mvp
feels like a low effort game
>>154034286USA is trying their best
>>154034275yuup
>>154034260Except for Australia all other 3 are pretty much equal in level so hard to predict (i assume is gonna be Turkey)Probably US first due to playing at home and maybe getting some "help"
did the commentator just do an ad read
>>154034260This one is really tough, I would say every team is at the same level (assuming Turkey makes it). My prediction world be:1-Paraguay2-Turkey3-USA or Australia
>>154032954Brazil is broadcasting this game for free in YoutubeJust use VPNhttps://www.youtube.com/live/1H63YHGl59o
>>1540342601. turkey2. usa3. paraguaysorry ausbros
>>154034260turkey USA australiaparaguay is shit this year
>>154034326>>154034336hm....
bruh
this nigga named johnny
>>154034260Kosovo
>>154034266>>154034271>>154034259> 2 months before the wc host is playing on a pitch that looks like geese were grazing on it yesterday> replays are just as awful as last year at the CWC> but ad breaks every 20 minutes
>>154034326Paraguay sucks honestly, their current generation has no elite striker or keeper to carry them.
Can they show a replay please?
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>>154034379no, trust the decision
We are going to win the World Cup now
MCKINNIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154034394i suffer
Looooool stay strong belges bros
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>>154034379It's over, europoor
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Lmao Poch's reaction
FAT NIGGA
>>154032954
is our head coach a hardass?
>>154034379>>154034398You aren't allowed to use your hands in soccer, it's a basic rule of the game. Silly europoors, always trying to cheat.
DAT DEFENSE
maybe if de bruyne haven't sucked cock for 40 minutes ...
>United Setpiece of America
>>154034444yes
>>154034444hes a softcock
>>154034379replays are really bad, unfortunately
>>154034444He is more of a laissez faire type of coach
>>154034436wtf is their 22 and 23 doing? shocking defending
>>154034450De Bruyne is finished. Completely.
>Volkswagen Halftime Show
>belgium
>>154034373Yeah, I also realized that after making my comment. But still they have the benefit of the doubt because they play in conmebol.Any of the teams (except Australia) can top the group honestly
Is it true they're taking breaks during each half for more ads usa style?
imagine if america cared?
kwab
B E L G I U MB E L G I U MB E L G I U MB E L G I U M
>>154034487BELGIUM BELGIUM BELGIUM BELGIUM BELGIUM BELGIUM BELGIUM BELGIUM BELGIUM
>>154034480They didn't play ads on my stream, just showed them standing around
>>154034490Ball to the face hurts bro
BLOOTER
>>154034478It's just not 1998 anymore, whatever Paraguay had in the past, they lost it. I wouldn't be surprised if Australia finishes ahead of them. Turks will absolutely demolished us.
>>154034480I am afraid so. You WILL watch ze commercialZ HAHAHAHAHAHA
GOLAASSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
UH OH
>>154034487I guess they dont
both goals were pretty soft goals to concede
wow lol
debloot
>DE BAST DE BAST DE BAST DE BAST
>>154034497Game's gone
Shat Turner OUT
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OH NO NO NOOOOOOO BROS
What a shot
usabros...?
>turner>MLShit goalkeeping
>us mutant ninja turtles
this nigga named de groyper
Johnny is a USL level player Holy fuck
USA bros, does Altidore actually have a chance to make a WC roster again or is he only here today for the lols?
nice save
>>154034540whats that iranian writing on the right?
i have never seen a single keeper at fault for more goals that matt turner>single handedly conceded at least a dozen for nottingham forest>saw him at fault for 5 (five) goals in one match vs nashville sc>thisgoing to stop watching any games he plays in
half time
>>154034540nice.
SLAGS?>>154034554hes gonna make the roster
I really dont know how to rate this USA team, offensively they have some good players but their defense is pretty bad
>>154034564That shot went through 12 guys and you think it's his fault alone?
thread needs more anime slags
>>154034577
>>154034564He parryed that shot like 30 yards away, not his fault
>>154034564the american goalie chelsea have also lets in 9001 soft goals
>mfw i jinxed cease
>>154034540Nice shot but sheit goalie
>>154034577Post clankers
decent game so far compared to the japan scotland one
>>154034558>>154034540Only found this match on an iranian stream
>electric highlights, brought to you by VW
>>154034609Latino map in reverse?
>>154034640that + asians in california
>>154034588ur mum went through 12 guys last night m8
Dog keeps farting it stinks
My country will play in this stadium
>>154034663no, that was de bruyne
>>154034666checkedhail satan
>>154034666Smelt it dealt it
>>154034666Bro just own your stinky farts. It's manly.
altidores been anonymous so far
God bless the USAso many cosplay girls that I coomed to are from there>>154034540white kit vs white kitgreat stuff
>>154034675WHOA is that a toyota outside?
who is the worst player in each of your best lineups?
NOISEOISE
>>154034770Nice try, sideways Belgium
>>154034797you cant suffer as a toilet in 2026
>>154034770Natural DSL ruined by lipstick
>>154034806should be onion rings
>>154034806I'd tell them to refund my money, or make a new one, that is insulting
>>154034806Post some Belgium footy scrans
Have you ever seen a referee in a sheet like in that ad
>>154034777Audible kek
>>154034806grim
>>154034835no, but ive never seen a woman referee
>>154034574What about Pepi?
>>154034835need a headscarf tradwife...>>154034834i thought you niggas just ate birdseed at the matchor was that spain
>dominates la liga>is USL tier for USMNTand he just got pulled kek. he won't make it to the world cup.
>>154034859its pepover for him...
>>154034777rather fond of chubby girls
>>154034865He's a guaranteed starter and today he put in low effort to not get injured
>>154034806Based. I am an onion chad though.
>>154034865>fabrizio romanoi thought he was a journalist
>>154034861Scran?
> friendlies
>>154034666stop feeding it slop
>>154034865>usmntan tranny detected
>>154034897yum
>>154034908Exactly. My dog is fed 4 Big Macs a day and he is perfect health.
>>154034897Oui Monsieur!
Pulisic is such a downgrade from Donovan and Dempsey
Oh no no no no
Pulisic almost DUNKED it
it's USover
>usgay
on to 1-7
>>154034908>>154034931I just gave her some of my pizza's cheesy crust
We are so back
>>154034951agreed
Lebron James of soccer....
rip
>>154034951Sadly he's the best we've got. We'll be lucky to get out of the group stage in the wc
oh boy yeah
>>154034951He is so soft kek
>>154034992So he's old and balding?
oh no no...
>>154034995McKennie is our best player actually
>>154032954over
HOLY that keeper man
Can't believe we are about to lose the World Cup Finals, Belgium was just too strong. Congrats Belgian bros.
>>154035011nice play from ngubu here
This is over
>dooku end productfuck me man
it's unraveling...
At least the game's not boring. Both teams are creating chances.
SAVE US VAR>Fire Poch>Hire Mou>play Reyna and Pepi
that's not a penalty...
NO ERA
>>154035019Shat Turner is total garbage, benched at every club he goes to
BULLSHIT IT WAS INCONCLUSIVE
just not a penalty at all
>VAR in a friendlyLiterally why?>>154035056It was it hit him practically at the last possible moment. Dang
why is this american team so bad???
Big stack of waffles waiting in the referee's hotel room
cant score
We're more of a baseball nation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0fRh7NFOUU
that did not block the ball going in wtf, if anything it fucked with the goalie
Pulisic is the Lamar Odom of soccer
look, ref, i wanna own the yanks as much as the next guy, but not like this
rigged by big belgium
>>154035111why? :( we are just a little soccer nation...
>>154035008>McKennie is our best player actuallyThat fat fuck turns up once every 5 games
>>154035100were more of a hockey nation
>>154035091>no heart>no soul>no tactical awareness >mental midgets in every starting position
>>154035107Who?
Welp I'm out, gonna go watch hockey.Fuck this game lmao, can't wait to GROUPED in june.
>>154035133This
>>154035135its the maple leafs year btw
USA are still FIGHT AND WIN fag tier
>>154035133Exactly
>openda and lukebakio onyea we aint scoring anymore
>>154035143LOL funniest post of the thread
>>154035125It's fun :)
>Nathan N Goy
>>154032954rigi penal
>>154035145This generation is much weaker and softer than the Donovan era
IRANIANS CAN WATCH USA PLAY FOR FREE BUT AMERICANS CANT >>154034558>>154034636
Absolutely battering these mutts stick to bombing girl schools
Memelisic really shot the team in the foot for not parking in friendlies since last year
Get these putos off tv when is Mexico play?
>>154035177?
>>15403519230 mins
>>154035177t. Rasheed al-Mohammed
>>154035177>caring about muslims dyingeurope I shiggydiggy
ok it's just sad now
Owarida
WOOP WOOP>>154035153lol
>>154035166
>>154032954Better get their bruises in now so they don't do the same fuckups at the world Cup.
>>154035153I apologize i guess
I can't blame Turner for today. Our defense needs to get raped.
Trump get your checkbook out
lmao that's crazy
Did we forget to tell the us our golden generation is over?
>>154035191We brought in the wrong manager. We should have gone for Mourinho when we had the chance.Why does every USA manager hate Gio? I don't care if he's an arrogant little shit, he's our only player with technical creative ability. >SHAT TURNER OUT
Yeah we're fucked
absolute state
sorry ameribros this team is fucking shit
>tfw portugal later and this belgium next tuesday...ay wey carnal :c
>>154035267Always blame TurnerPEPI AND GIO COMING- PREPARE TO GET FUCKED BELGIUM
>>154035270You think he can convince Messi to play for us? They seem to be on friendly terms.>>154035260I'm at least happy with how we were in the first half. First round knockout exit at least.
>>154035270the Belgian team is going for cheeseburgers at the white house?
usasisters...
>>154032954jover
>de cat making his debutBASED
>>154035204Mommy!
>USA hired Pochetino, the specialist in failure, as their NT manager before a domestic World Cup
>4-1
Man, this is worse than Strait of Hormuz
oh no nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyNumXGPH9Q&list=RDGyNumXGPH9Q&start_radio=1
i remember watching the post match punditry in usa after they lost some important game and one of the talking heads went in on them, just shit on the entire team. cant remember his name but i bet he will do it again today
>all these other countries watching usI always do forget how obsessed poors are with us. Anyhoosies, we got a lot of game left. We got this.
11 substitutions is absurd lol
>>154035275Imagine this US team against Lukaku, Hazard, etc...We would have to avert our eyes, it would be that ugly
>de catcute name
I can not in good conscience support USMNT this year
We never cared about soccer. We are a figure skating nation now.
>>154035350Taylor Twellman?Alexi Lalas?
>>154035382yeah one of those guys. i think it was a match vs trinidad and trivago
>>154035327Hiring a fraudulent Argentinian coach is a rite of passage for every national team in the American continent
ameribros you need to hire that trivago guy with the big teeth
Stack just got one waffle dhorter
At least the team felt alive with Greg...
well yes, people watch international matches even when their country doesn't play
On the bright side, this will Poch more concrete data on who to play in the next game.
kek
Zamn. I remember team USA in 2014. They would rape those bussies.
>>154035350Alexei Lalas has been proven right
>>154035277jose would hate gio. this is the man that sold de bruyne and salah because he thought they were little shits who didnt run around enough
>>154035447should have been a yellow for the ref
8 different flags in a rowsatisfying
>>154035350Lalasit's a famous rant
>>154035447a little ass grope never hurt nobody
>>154035457I don't care if gio's benched forever, Mou would set us up to park the bus and not be defensively raped every game.
I still think we can do well in world cup. Our players are just worried about the oil, please understand
>>154035447>I cant be late for this bal-kyaaaaa!
USA looked like the better team for the first 40 minutes, then just fell apart.
>>154035469>>154035456ah i meant this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOgqGGJ1v0wbut lalas also did one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpYuzrBIy9o
>>154035491just bribe paraguay for the win
This team needs Busio's creativity.
The ball is made from oil products, no wonder the us keeps it in their goal
woppaaaaaaa
>>154035510Say what you want but we will rape paraguay. Turkey is another question.
>>154035503yeah I thought it would be way closer
OH NO NO NO
.. are they shit or are we good?
i might've overestimated USA, maybe paraguay and australia do make it out of the group
What is he thinking right now?
>>154035504They're right about everything
we're not very good at this game, are we?
This is our A team?We're getting grouped
>>154035547good lord whomst??
what are belgian girls like
usabros, it's over
>mls defendingno wonder messi can score 50 there
>>154035521It's America that's getting bombed tonight.
>>154035548We put on our mls plagers. Any goals after the 3rd are not a good marker of quality.
>>154035555>checkedwe're better at curling
>>154035560Never met one
>>154035552That IS a tasty burger
>We are nextCUMbros... this was supposed to be our moment
>>154035548they are definitely shit
>>154035578canada got a draw against the mighty icelandic part time dentists today. theyre winning it all
Get fucked Pãoquentinho
why would you willingly hire Pochettino?
>subbed out at halftime>team dies
puccitino
>>154035551Nah this is us sad over Chuck Norris. We are still grieving. Paraguay will be easy and Australia will make us fight for our lives.
>>154032954>us defending
>>154032954Lol how can they be so shit!?
Who are you tuning in for postgame? 11yanks? or MDT
Forget Cuba, Belgium is next
oh spare me "belgian"
>>154035601turn based combat
>>154035594apparently hes going to manage tottenham hotspur in the english 2nd division next year
>>154035610This is just Trump's secret plan to justify Greenland. I believe
Literally mindbroken lmao. First half there was urgency and effort from the players, but after Belgium scored they gave up.
Damn you niggas sad lmao
>>154035605bedtime sadly
>>154035601NPCs wtf
Pochettino watched Miracle and saw that USA got killed by the Soviets in the friendly right before the Olympics. Trust the process. Trust Poch.
Where's the guy who plays for Leverkusen? He's decent
About time we got punished for sucking in the back like that
what's on his mind?
USA WINS 2-5USA WINS 2-5USA WINS 2-5
>tielemansFREE BIRD
this is the turning point
Tim Howard watching from the stands, completely disappointed.
that was a pity goal wasnt it?
rekt by EUROBVLLS
>>154035620Without Johnny, the team has no brain
USA USA USA
>Statpadding
fraudetino
Be honest, losing by 2 (penalty was bullshit) is better than you thought we would do.
remontada..
>N goy>De catMeme nation
what are the odds the stadiums will be half empty like this next summer?
>Belgian defending
can't believe usa actually won at the last minute wow what a game
>>154035639Steak and wine for dinner
>Throw-in brought to you by Oikos Greek Yogurt™ in the Coinbase™ Extra Time underway at Mercedes-Benz™ Stadium. Official refreshment of the beautiful game: Slop Lite™.
At least that goal helps our goal differential right? That's a good thing?
>>154035651Nigga don't act like you're not gonna get raped tonight by the almighty Pedro Neto
https://reddit.com/r/usmnt/new/
>>154035639>6 million dollars, por favor
>>154032954so back
>>154035688kek
never trust your national team to an argie DT
>>154035688I preferhttps://reddit.com/r/ussoccer/new/
>mls players scored on belgiumNgl this is worse for you than us. It is like when England beat Iran 6-2.
>>154035706What the fuck is a DT? Duartertack?
>>154035711Cope nigga
>>154035708i kneel, that is better
>>154035675>>154035675>>154035675?
>>154035721Dick twitcher
>>154035675world cup hasn't started bro
Entertaining, but we got BTFO...which was expected anyways.
>>154035733sorry bro no goal difference in a friendly
>>154035721Dick tester
>>154035733doesn't really matter in this case
>diving against the you ess ayy while up 5-2>>154035729It's true though. We have no expectation besides "don't get raped." You getting scored on twice by us is embarassing.
>>154035756That’s too big a wrack for a skinny Asian desu something is off here
GG BURGER BROS
post match rant if anyone wants a listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzTJSDAUfgU
Honestly, good enough based on the first half. We are winning the world cup.
>>154035733least soccer knowing american
bad first half, good 2ndbut with 10 subs you can hardly call this not a meme matchMexicans are next.
>>154035794Dis gun be gud
>>154033812shirt sponsors insisted, please understand
>>154035812>3 am in the morning on a wedsnday
considering how cute the belgian defense was getting in the second half they deserved two more goals there
Good luck luck ameribros it was grim.
>>154035794dafaq unc is whining about?
>>153900191new
>>154035846yeah fuck thatare there matches in the world cup in the night as well?
>>154035938pretty decent, only one really early in the morning i think, but managable, for the group stage that is
>>154035711More like MLS players show more passion than these european club sissies
>>154035954gotcha thanks
USA is so pathetic
