Game on FOX
RIP Choc tua stadium
is Perez still on the roster?
>>154034200Spring king bros….
As a Fendies fan, fuck the Gaydes, but also rip their jank ass stadium and Bob Poops. I see the snake has finally shed its skin and the Gamblers have stopped larping as the Refnex.
Attendance is looking sparse. Anyways, what’s the over/under on gallons of semen slurped this game?
I hate to beg for a stream, but all my usual places aren't showing this game. One of them had the Hawks-Fendies game, but they've got a hockey stream in their UFL slot for this one
Nevermind, I got one. Sorry
Why do they give Texas all these teams when those motherfuckers don't show up
and my team still fucking sucks. just kill me already
>>154034093Stream? Also rip Roughnecks
All these teams need longer cleats, just slipping everywhere
>>154034264I don’t know if they’re still doing it, but last year, Fox had a free 1 hour “trial” on their website where if you opened an incognito tab and then closed it when the hour was up, then opened a new one, you could just watch endlessly. Otherwise, I’m sorry, because I don’t know anywhere else.
>greg ward jrthey're gonna use him in a double pass play at some point
>>154034282IIRC it's very economical to play in Texas>>154034307Sportsurge breh
lol renegays
>>154034320Fox changed it to 5 minutes lol. I used to do the same to watch for free, but I guess they caught on
HAHAHAHA
>>154034285They might have killed the man, but they can’t kill the idea of CJ. I’m sorry for your pain, anon. You truly have endured much more than any other anon here.
GADES
>>154034341Lame. I fucking hate corporations, bro.
>>154034332Thanks
>>154034264Here's one but it's VERY far behind. As I post this it's still on commercial. In reality, the Gaydes just scored.https://papashd.sbs/houston-roughnecks-vs-arlington-renegades-2/
PIGGED
Why couldn’t my Fendies do that?
>>154034423:DDDD
POOSTON>POOSTONPOOSTON>POOSTONPOOSTON>POOSTONPOOSTON>POOSTONPOOSTON>POOSTONPOOSTON>POOSTONPOOSTON>POOSTONPOOSTON>POOSTON
Gaydes really could not find a single kicker that has kicked a field goal in the past FIVE YEARS?????
>>154034428I'm still not over it
IDIOT LET THAT GO IN THE END ZONEITS A FREE 40
>>154034463Buckle up, anon. Last time we started like this was 2024 and we never got it together that year.
link?
fuck my team
I was hoping Peruvianon was gonna be in one of these threads. It’s nice bringing new fans into the sport.
>>154034510Surging sports
Top jej
>Team identity segment is two senile old dudes rambling vaguely about extremely general football concepts
wew what a hit
>>154034534thx anon
>>154034578What advice do you have for kicking field goals?
how did the gamblers not recover that?
>>154034600>I think it’s kinda like Texas, man. Everything’s bigger in Texas, so we want our kickers to have big legs to score points.
Kek how do you lose that fumble
Which team is going to be the first to take a punt pick bait interception?
2nd straight year of benching our starting qb in the first game of the season
>>154034634Ngl, anon, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
6 can't tackle and is playing 10 yard off, just keep running plays against him lol
Just got back from the hawks game, how's this one been so far? Fuck DC
>Dekkers using the cadence Gruden taught himholy kino
>>154034696i think hes talking about teams picking off the qb on a 4th down play once they've crossed the 50 yd line
>>154034709It’s been incompetent from Houston as per. Already had a pick 6. Fuck the Battlehawks.
>>154034696>4th down past the 50 yard line>want to punt the ball but you can't kick it>So you throw an easy ball all the way down the field to bait the defenders into catching it>Effectively an arm punt
>>154034617Perfect advice and very enlightening. We're running with that. Thank you.
>>154034735I see. I doubt any QB would be a fan of that strategy because it goes against their stats.
WE GOTTA GO
>>154034733Based. The more things change the more they stay the same. DC sucks cok.
Look at that flop LMFAO
lmfao nice flop
>on a soccer field>Flops
and another flop lol
>lady reffie telling him not to flop again Lol
Webmbro, if you’re in this thread, we need one of that first flop.
>pooston
Why Perez on the bench?
>>154034966why would you want him over this cat?
>>154034917i havent been able to find it yet. ill post it in the general once i have it
how does henderson keep winning the starting job?
Even for spring football, this is bad
>>154034884jej
>>154035037He gives the HC’s ding dong a suck on the first day of training camp.
>Black WHAT?
That is some dangerous play name
why am i still here? just to suffer?
still applicable
What's the slander name for the Gamblers?
can we fire sumlin yet?
>>154035086So far Louisville game was better and I missed the last game so I assume that was better so far too. Little bit of a slower start, but it's early and it's everyone's first game of the year. Plus I just despise the FOX broadcast since it always sounds like they never get the audio mixing with their football coverage (not just UFL, but NFL too where you almost never hear the crowd or they're very muffled).Also learned today that the Reese's commercials with Breakwater's "Release the Beast" and Daft Punk's "Robot Rock" was, in fact, NOT a mashup. It was just pure Breakwater's "Release the Beast" song. Up until literally 15 minutes ago I never knew that Robot Rock's instrumental was a sample on Breakwater's song the whole way through basically. I love it actually.
Lol
>>154035228Shamblers?
>>154035236CJ stuck around for two years. You’re stuck with this guy unless he quits like the Bote’s coach last year.
>>154035228Shamblers it is.
>>154035246The Louisville and STL games were great. But I'm saying that the Gamblers are fucking BAD. Again, even by spring league standards, cycling between QBs and the constantly foombles is abysmal
cut Henderson
>>154035352Not like Perez is much better
STOP PRESSING THE BUTTON
who keeps turning on the walkie talkies near the microphone?
>>154035352Nevermind, I take that back. Perez can't be much worse
NO NO NOSTOP PRESSING THE BUTTON YOURE DRIVING ME CRAZY
>doot doot doot
bro wtf is this game?
ball boy BTFO
Are people pretending that Perez is a bad QB now?
brvtal game
>This little light of miiiineOh, I know this song! :)>Has been dark for quite some tiiiime:(
If I hear that fucking walkie talkie doot doot shit one more time
>>154035427I think he's taken the QB mentor role
>>154035470AND THERE IT IS
Nice cut
>DOOT DOOT DOOT
DOO DOO DOOTTHE COMMMMMMS
Brudda you can't drop an easy pick like that
>activate the walkie talkies!
>Why isn't Houston taking a time out? Pulling from the Wade Phillips Brahams playbook.
>Houston just gave up the halfSad
>hey are you pressing the button during the play?lmao
>>154035585>I keep hearing a, “Doot doot DOOT.”
>This game is not LITTY enough....>It needs star power....>JUCO start power....
>halftime is a who
I think he's one of them there "local up-n-comin'" artists or something. This here I think is his biggest break.
Nelly was better
I muted it again, lol.
lol goddamn it man
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The grass is so GREEN
Is the second half worth watching, or should I just pull myself off and finish a write up for university?
ANOTHER TUDDY
Gamblers is a new team?
>POOSTON
>>154035998It’s a blowout. Do your homework.
>Dekkers throws it right in front of himmy gamblers traded him to the renegades during halftime?!
>kick return tuddylel
hey my gamblers finally did something
Mercy rule these losers
NOW THIS IS FOOTBALL
>>154036000Old team with old branding. When the leagues merged, they changed branding to the Roughnecks, but the roster was the same as the Gamblers. Now they’re just back to being the Gamblers. See my earlier post here: >>154034222
Number 17 really is the only bright spot for this Pooston team.
It might be over for Pooston spring teams
Heem slippy
dude this is brvtal
So is Perez on suicide watch?
>please watch the back>No one watches the backkek shamblers
Fuck just got in, my bets are ruined. Ive lost $20 and will never recover
>>154036211you take the under?
>>154036249Under on every game, and a parlay for louisville and pooston to cover
Gamblers need to go for it on every single 4th down regardless of where they are on the field
They had a lot of hot chicks at the halftime show. Wonder if they got paid.
Houston may make a comeback with this new QB
>>154036317not if >we keep throwing it behind the receivers
>>154036317You were saying?
>>154036299Anon, those girls were 14 to 16 years old, max.
holy shit they caught Perez writing his resignation note on camera
everyone keeps slipping on the sidelines lol
I need to go to the same school as you
>>154036338I said what I said
>>154036376
What happened to the anon that used to go to the Gaydes games? Is he here? Is he at the game?
Is this booty blasting?
>Chill out you're down by 22
>>154036486hes probably watching high school spring football practice
>>154036523100%
>ufl kickers
This kicker is fucking fired, lol
rb just needs to run forward. all that running for no gain
somehow this feels worse than last years opener
>>154036667That’s true of most backs and return specialists. I see it constantly in the NFL as well.
Damn wtf? Did he know his kid was in NICU? That's a shitty thing to bring up when he has to focus on the game.
>Q-Cole on the gadesI hate it
>>154036718I’m pretty sure that’s exactly why he brought it up. Journalists are scum. They’ll say or do anything for a story.
wait, the DQ chicken strip dip is ice cream?!
Are there any United Football League (UFL) teams already living in the shadow of the most successful, most popular, most relevant, and most important Major League Soccer (MLS) team from the same city/state?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Football_League_(2024%E2%80%93present)#Teams
lmao who is that yelling?
I HATE THAT CORNY ASS OUTFIT
PUT IN PEREZ
wish they would have just contracted this team so i could be put out of my misery and choose a new team
>They called him.
>One more rule change for 2026, if a ref makes 3 bad calls in a game, he gets shot on the spot
billions must go 3 & out
>>154037133
I'm sorry Nagatorobro. You deserve better.
>purposely choose to not put in the best players
what kinda gambling does huston has?
this has been my gamblers' best offensive possession because its fuckin garbage time, Joel
Houston just completely forgot about the 3 point xp didn't they
>>154037220gambling is illegal here
>>154037264This team would be illegal
>no time outThese niggas have given out
Something tells me this game might be over. Where is everyone heading after this?
>>154037396I'm going to play digimon
>>154037424TCG?
>>154037396Major League Volleyball
>>154037182thanks. my team will get their act together one of these days. i hope
>>154037456Its very strange the women are much more attractive on average than the WNBA despite being similar height and weight.
>>154037396Blues game and trying not to pass out from too much post handegg food. Got too much from Blue Duck.
>>154036212Little wins > whole wins. My Gamblers are coming back strong next week
