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America is God's countrythe Mets are God's team
crazy how the 2025 world series was all just foreplay for olympic hockey
doyers
ELLY BOMB!
>>154035835kek
>>154035834>the Mets are God's teamshalom
smelly
>>154035826First for saturnalia
>perfect game through 5>issue a single walk>take pitcher out>suddenly the bases are loadedWhat are the Rags doing?
just looked up the early life of the doyers...
>>154035854based. we are all God's creatures (including Satan and his corollaries, if you think about it)
>>154035871I’m a girl tho
why did seinfeld try so hard to convince me that the yankees were the jewish team though when they were the white wasp/german team all along
>>154035871those people hate you
>>154035867What's the problem buddy?
>>154035869>just looked up the early life of the doyers...Superbas
>>154035869>the brooklyn oven dodgers
>climbing the wallShowoff
>nance does total dogshit in ST8 pitch inning with 3 groundouts>little had a sub 1.0 ERA in STgives up a grand slammaybe as part of spring training, the pitchers get shot with a paintball rifle whenever they give up a run so we can tell if they can play under pressure
>>154035881disinformation is one of their primary avenues of attack>>154035890kek
>>154035890it all makes sense now..
Love you guys :)
what did hasbara mean by this
If you guys don't clean up your act I'm going to start reading a book during commercial breaks. That means you guys won't be able to hang out with me anymore.
>Alejandro Kirk walks.well I'll be, theres a first for everything
>>154035869Bridegrooms
>>154035884nah>>154035877created by God or some unfathomable force in/beyond the universe
>>154035900>disinformation >Jerry the Jew is a Mets fan >George the Gentile is a Yankees fanyea you guys might be retarded
>>154035928>you should remember small details about the charactersit's a jewish sitcom where everyone is jewish, they're heavily associated with the yankees with larry david literally playing steinbrenner, the clear implication is that the yankees are the jewish teami dont think the mets even make more than a passing reference in the show
>>154035881If you actually watched the show, you'd know that Jerry and George actually both preferred the Mets despite working for the Yankees. Kramer's first scene is spoiling the Mets losing a game Jerry was excited to watch that he recorded since he missed. There was also an episode where George was being scouted for a job with the Mets and he was doing everything he could to get fired by the Yankees because he wanted to work for them instead only for the other Yankees employee character to get fired instead since he wanted that job too.
Imagine lacking the brainpower to understand Seinfeld kek
the As version of brendon little is up
>>154035928>george>gentile
>>154035939>I dont think the mets even make more than a passing reference in the showkek you absolute retard you have to go back >>>/tv/
>>154035943>minor irrelevant meme details from one episode vs overarching plot across multiple seasons
>>154035967Well the Yankees were just a more popular team, but Jerry was always more into the Mets, in fact, they probably chose to do the Yankees because it meant he could make fun of them instead of his precious Mets
Today we secure a series winToday Mike Trout hits a home runNothing personal, Houston
>>154035881George Steinbrenner was a supporter of israel
do the ernie thing
>>154035946Seems okay to me.
>>154036007did he take an oath though?
>>154036021he was just pulled after throwing 9 balls in a row
Mets :3
@grok how many times were the yankees mentioned in seinfeld versus the mets
>>154036007It’s time for willage party.
look at that fat little guy go haha
kirk is the fastest man to ever run a base
>>154036007As are all good people
Why are Canadians so fat?
>star player for canada is the only professional mexican athleteits like the ultimate anti-american seethe squad
they do say that 6-2 is the most dangerous lead
>more than a minor passing reference
what the fuck was the third baseman for the As doing there lol
>DUI chants for Ozunakek
>>154036047>kirk is the fastest man to ever run a baseJust the one, dear?
ABS is fuckin gay
>Mets are struggling against the fucking Pirates
sacramentoaklandvegasbros...
>>154036082We're just warming up.
>>154036007we all love israel
Who the fuck is Sanchez
>>154036034That's called eating innings, it's just good management.
>>154036077Silence, umpiecuck
>>154036108we traded loperfido for him shortly before ST
do you preserve your ABS challenge if you get it right and overturn the umpchud's horrible call?
>>154036125Ok thanks
>>154036082This game will be little more than a minor passing reference to the rest of the season
>>154036129Yes
i don't get it
GIME GIME GIME
>>154036144THEN WHY ISNT IT BEING USED MORE AGGRESSIVELY UMPS ABSOLUTELY SUCK
Get what
vladdy do the thing
>>154036159Go on. Try it.
in desperate need of a vladdy 108mph double right now
If Barger can figure out left handed pitching this year he's gonna be scary
>>154036159Fact check this rat
the As really want this, if we lose its because we felt bad
Bases juiced for vladdy.
why does Citi Field look kinda empty on a Saturday after a great Opening Day?
rispy, just the way i like it
>flabby gayfaggo juniorFIVE HUNDRED MILLION SMACKEROOS
>>154036213the lead pipes are cold.
Tojo will win it for us in the 9th
>>154036213dying sport
>>154036213Weather is shit, it's freaking cold man.
>>154036213Probubbly cuz of da joooooooos
at least the sux and boreioles are blowing it too
>>154036213>Why is citi field empty on the holy jewish sabbath
>precious medals
I'm gonna need the Jays to lose this and most games so /we/ can acquire the subMARINER at the deadline.
rogers has to be jizzing himself to sleep knowing hes on a team with an infield now
>>154036244This is nuts
Semien is a handsome man (no diddy)
Chikaner took an oath to defend the kingdom of Israel
>>154036213It's not pride month
jays walk-off incoming
>>154036279would you let him and tony recker marshmallow sandwich you?
Semien stinks bro
>>154036285It's how he got his bbc folder
nvm the twinks (useless) are blowing it now
>>154036290no, I'm a heterosexual dominant male
>>154036294Eat more fruit
Do something faggets
>>154036304Heterosexual AND dominant? I think you're overcompensating for something.
>>154036305
>canada has to call it j & pb because pb&j is too american soundingkek
reminder that the second game of the year doesn't actually matter and only the first and third do
Met fan. Citi Field in New York City and other fields.
>>154036312why would you be submissive to a woman in bed. best feeling in the world is nutting inside her in missionary while tongue wrestling and squeezing her body
FAT KIRK
japs are too cucked to challenge
KIRKY
THATS MY FUCKING CAPTAIN
>>154036336challenging is dishonourable o algo
>when you’re not an israeli sock puppet, you loseo kek
>>154036334I'm just saying it's unnecessary to state both of those things at once in response. Tautological if you will.
the jays are so fun to watch. I think I'm gonna add them to my interesting teams list
>>154036334tru true
>jamkaner has to delete posts because his proxy diedcriedd
coulda been a walkoff if chokeamoto wasn't so fucking useless
>get 2 on>dont do shit
>first walkoff, grand slam and extra innings of the seasonWhat can you say? We put on a show.
>>154036346idk if being straight and not being submissive are tautological
>>154036349who else is on the list
The A's would be really good with some pitching.
>>154036365I’m getting flashbacks to last year
>>154036373You’re replying to a man that has never touched a woman before
>11 LOBthats my jays, thats my fucking jays
What a snoozer of a game
>>154036375yanks and doyers
>gooner hendershit
God damn i knew going out for a smoke would tie it
Have you been on any magickel adventures?
>>154036409Yanks are fun to watch because Jizz and Volpiss make errors every other game
>ghost runnerfuck you manfred, game doesnt matter anymore who cares
>>154036373I've never touched a woman before.
2 pitches in a row overturned
honestly want to shit on varland but langoleirs is going lead the league in HRs this year at this rate so may as well walk him
ump in the reds game is dogshiteugenio is stuntin on him
lmao
somebody do something bad to this ump please
>>154036447>>154036392that's alright it's never too latemaybe find a GILF for your first time if you're over 30. they're about as far as you can get from women playing games and they're horny as fuck cuz they're no longer the belle of the ball. there are some sexy GILFs out there for surethis is /mlb/-related because my Reds are GILF central
>Cincinnati RISPs
KWAB jasy
manfredball is such a fucking meme
>>154036478
ROOKED
I let my bull deal with the wife so I can watch baseball all day
rooker MINDFUCKED jays
>>154036520go padres!
>a fucking leaf
>>154036520Based Resd gilf!!
>>154036260this
>springer then bargergg As, dont worry we'll be back to game 3!
>>154036520beast
>>154036525Brent freakin’ Rooker. ‘Nuff said!
>>154036409watching the yanks feels like watching a police chaseyou know that at the end of it all they arent going to win but youre just hoping some crazy shits going to happen
CB Buckner getting absolutely owned by the abs system lmao
>>154036520My wife is on a girls trip to Nigeria for the week. It's nice to have some peace and silence watching baseball.
>>154036569What game is he umping?
>>154036569Buck broken
>>154036506Nice to see you again
holy smokes
I’m a GILF! A Reds GILF!!
>>154036590redseugenio just cucked him twice in one at bat
>>154036502>KWABSNEED
blowgaydoo 'em
>>154036569Here's a vidhttps://x.com/i/status/2038017873163997415
sanchez running is a choice
>>154036590Reds v Red Sox
>>154036569I'm surprised he didn't retire.
COME ON METS LETS GET IT DONE
>>154036607based
why are we struggling so much against the athletics? :/
>me checking to see who hit a leadoff double in the 10th inning for the 10000th time
and then one day out of the blue for no reason people started hating Mets fans
what the heck is a red anyway would love to hear your thoughts
>>154036632brendon little
>defence indifference
>>154036656The opposite of a st louis blue
>>154036656A miserable little pile of secrets
>>154036618eugenio seems like a player you can really get behind (no homo)
>>154036656they're like jews except gayer
Wooooow thought it was over
CMON BO
>>154036670a neurochemical con job
is we getting another inning
>>154036683dude that was gay as fuck holy crap
bam bam
>>154036618kek
Ump save
Recker is goofy lmao
bitchette lel
>MEST
>crowd chanting okamotos nameThat's amazing
Chokamoto
Bo is selling Met fans a bill of goods. Unbelievable.
Extra extra slurpings
ship his ass back to japan
>reds
this monkey DOES cramp
>>154036759kek
>>154036765Why not just buy him a plane ticket?
>>154036760hesanottastiff
>>154036760>>154036744>>154036739Clip?
>early season mets offenseaaaaaaiiieeeeee
>>154036787He might steer it straight into pearl harbor.
>>154036787fuel is too much right now
>>154036790rewindbo got hbp swinging at a ball at his torso and then struck out swinging
Oh great, Ricky Rookie is on the mound
>sending miles out in 11th with manfredball in placegg As! ah well, cant win em all!
How the FUCK are there 2 players named Max Muncy now?
we're getting walk-off kino
OH MY BAYBAWL, THE PHILLIES GOT A 2ND HIT
lol gets stinky quickly
kek and CB just got cucked againhe may not make it through the season
bucknor breaking
>>154036858make that two(2) in that Benson at bat LMAO
praying for a bullpen that can throw in the zone
CB Bucknor again lmao. Check out ball 4
>black umps
>>154036913coward
>>154036733>Recker is goofy lmaoWhy do you think Recker is goofy?
rangers... I had accepted the phillies lost this gamewhy do you do this to me
I don't know if I should root for the Dodgers, Cubs, Angels, or Reds.
>cucknor lowered the intensity of his strike 3 call after getting it overturned twice
>>154036908mans has to be trolling but to what end
>>154036971Whichever one you are geographically closest to
>>154036971Root for the Padres
>>154036989>s-strike three o-ok?
>>154036971jays
>>154036995I am closest to the Cardinals but I don't like St. Louis as a city.
>>154036971Reds have the ROTY this year
>>154036990Manfred has paid him to make bad calls that will be overturned to make sure the fans come around to the idea of ABS
>>154036990Entertainment purposes?
>>154036971The Blue Jays
If the jays want to win this, they should probably get okamoto all the way to home.
>>154037010Reds have Nolan McLean?
why did we buyed kwabomoto again
>>154036971Not my team we don’t want you
lol burger
>>154037027Even better, Sal Stewart
>needing 11 innings to beat the Sacremento River Catsseason's over
>>154036971Give it up for dem cubbies!
wtf kirk
>2 intentional walksits game 2
jesus christ rangers lmfao
>iptv audio decides to cut out
We're coming pierats
>>154037009>but I don't like St. LouisChicago then, Cubs
At least the fish won, so I can pretend I was cheering for them and chikky can get upset.
HOLY SHIT TIE GAME
>Texass
BIG FUCKING ERN
Rags fucking tied now 3–3
ERN DOG HAS OFFICIALLY ESCAPED THE FUDGIAN TEAM POOSA CURSE
>rags
E M O N E YMONEY
poor A's
clement is such a fucking dawg holy shit
A's will be lucky to win 60 games
>Extra Innings
GG sacramentobros
Jays win but Total Ump Death is still needed
>it was 6-3
>>154037127>meme music>for non-save situationgay
>>154037008>>154037014Why? It wasn't on my list, so what makes them so great that I should root for them?
has piemets been a pitching battle or just a slurper?
>>154037153Who cares man pick a team and shut the fuck up
>>154037153We love to blow games on purpose them in the 8th stage a miraculous comeback randomly.
>>154037163and also blow gays
>piemetsWhat's next, cakecubs?
seems like baseball is getting new fans. great
>>154037162>Who caresYou do, because you told me to root for a team that wasn't on my list.
>>154037162Pick the Jays. It's vibes. Much of them.
>blow gaysKek I just got it
Mets are working great counts but just can't seem to close itc'mon Baty!!
>>154037164This semen slurping team is for me
Bust Baty cucked
>>154037184I think the WBC got a decent amount of new fans into baseball
unfuckingbelievable man could the Pirates be any luckier this game>>154037216stop calling him that you miserable cretin, you were a bust before you were even born
>>154037187Ok nevermind youre a faggot. Pick another team I don't want to have to be interacting with you all season.
Let's go Rangers!
>>154037054Do you guys have ED today or what I thought you were going to rape the pirates
trvke: not having a team is better
>rays
>>154037244giving up on the mest already?
Rangers 4–3 fuck yeah!
Story is SEETHING kek
>>154037256im not a mets supporter, just a political ally
KWAB
>>154037232>Pick another teamThat was my plan, fool. Quit wasting my time.
FIRST EJECTION OF THE SEASONBASEBALL HAS TRULY BEGUNOF COURSE ITS KEKNOR
>>154037243Its just not working today
>Its time for white sox baseball
the “DUI! DUI!” chants are sending me
do you guys even like baseball
>sped up baseball with pitch clock>still have the manfred runnerfuck you manfred
>>154036971just know whether you choose the cubs or not I will respect you either way
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154037265kek hes still seething at SS
>>154037300For me, it's just a way to meet cute guys
>>154037300of course. America's pastime
>>154037300When my team wins, I love baseball. When my team loses, I hate baseball. This is the way.
>>1540373001. Baseball2. Diapers3. Jesus Christ In that order!
>>154037298just imagine how many people chanting it also have a dui
Only white people should be allowed to be umps.
Rags 5–3!
>>154037304Inb4 mercy rule implemented
well fuck phillies aren't scoring 2
No shot my Mets are scoring the ghost runner :(
this is such an unlucky game Metsbros
Bo is a lame star
>>154037332Is Angel Hernandez white?
>MESThttps://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
>philthies
How in the fuck do you get 10 hits and only score a single run?
>>154037356It’s not even unlucky the Mets just suck. Fuck my gay chud life. I’m gonna go jerk off to SisLovesMe and eat an entire cheesecake.
Ok we just need a homer to tie phildawgs
berds that arent orange RUN THIS SPORT
>>154037410I thought the Os were supposed to be the real deal this season?
>>154037298Who got a DUI?
fuck I was too focused on something else and missed the Rags score 2
>>154037398I mean it's pretty unlucky. we should've won last inning. Baty scorched that ball
>>154037426Ozuna
>>154037420gunnar and alonso have been cold, they'll take off once they warm up
>>154037426Tiger woods
why did the padres choose brown?
>>154037364Vocawoo!
>>154037446what a fucking loser
Mets won't score. They will leave more runners on base.
alright metsbros its only one run. literally the smallest lead possible to chase downwhos going to do it?
>>154037356>>154037398>>154037481The Mets are the most oppressed team in professional sports. We need baseball equality.
>>154037471honestly the skydome is fucking ugly
You just know torrens is going to ruin the inning.
>>154037491All roofs are ugly. Baseball is meant to be played outdoors
>>154037447according to google, back then it was to differentiate from all the red and blue teams while also representing the old adobe architecture of the area
>Mets signed Luis GarciaOH NO NO NO
option schwarbum if he GIDP here
>>154037489it's a toughie
>>154037447SCAT LIKE MY DIAPY FULL
>vientos pinch hitting for bengewhy
Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?
Miguel Amaya is the key to all of this
no more innings, please
>>154037546lefty on lefty might've been extra tough in a moment this big
How do we think Bo feels playing SS with Semien as 2B this time?
Jaysbros, we did it. We erased Langaliers grand slam.
Metsies cheating on the check swing
>resd
>fielding errors: 1 Bichette (1, throw).classic
no outs bases loaded, surely they score!
Why are posters on /mlb/ so into Recker?
THIS NIGGA DID SOMETHING?
pissburp choking
CMON METS PLEASE GOD
Pagan fucking sucks
let's go rags
>>154037584Bo plays 3rd. Lindor is SS
Mest should bunt
>>154037615the butt and what he said to Alex
alexander fucking sucks
>gayrates>philthies
LETS GOOOOOOOOOLINDOR GET IT DONE
>>154037615mmm...recker...
Breaking: The Mets have just revealed their new strike zone graphic for 2026
I'm glad it's over
GO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS!
well that was retarded rags, why did you prolong that by an hour?
>>154037635No wonder his mom is Brazilian
>>154037357No refunds
if mest bunts they win the game..
>>154037639>the buttWhy the butt?
Dude if Lindor, Soto, or Bo can't win this game the season is over.
why are GKR acting astonished that the Mets are burning their challenge in the bottom of the 10th lol
>call is confirmed
>>154037659Kek
>>154037687Big butts are a secret to being a good power hitter. They fascinate baseball fans.
holy shit what a play
if lindumb or soso cared about the team rather than their statlines, the mets already won this gamealas
a sotoan groundout
good play by Barco but come on Lindor Soto what the hell are we doing
>juan shitshow
nice swing sharto
Please for the love of God don't blow it, common Met's
FAGGets kek!
imagine having 3 runners on base down 1 in the 10th and just not bunting
>>154037719Grounded into Fucking Can't
METS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAthat was like 120 million dollars (lindor, Soto, Bichette) that couldn't get the run in from 3rd with no outs!!
>>154037740That man is not 27
how come red sox fans are so rare here?
>mestfags in the background tapping their heads at a strikewhy are NY baseball fans so obnoxious?
absolutely unbelievable that Lindor and Soto were unable to put the ball in the air with the bases loaded and no outs against a guy who's struggling to find the strike zone, much less the target
Season is over Met fans. Better hope McDonalds has another mascot come pitch for you to save the season.
>loveladymets...?
>Shito>BishiteThey should just go back to joining Vlady before their carreers implode
>>154037760it's cold
Is minter not available?
should've bunted...
Where is toughspie?
>>154037764canadian ahh last name
had a feeling we were getting another 2024 from bo
>>154037764He stinks, game is over.
>>154037762its the fry guys time to shine
>>154037757Red Sox fans are still in dial up
>yet another game goes to extraswhat the fuck is going on this opening week
>>154037771that matters for home runs not for being unable to find about 200 feet of real estate beyond the diamond
>>154037757Red Sox are a boring team
Pete would never
lol all the Mets fans behinde home plate left
>>154037776>enter
>>154037759No more Polar Bear to chill them out
>>154037801Sexooooo
>>154037771>it's coldand there's no baseball?
KEK Mets lose just like Venezuelans, Iranians and chicanos
>>154037811holy shit they did kek
>>154037810Ya Pete would've done it his way. Stearns is an arrogant fool.
>Lovelady pitchingWTF he isn't in Korea?
>>154037757The rare fans for me are Cleveland fans. The team is always solid but you barley see them if ever.
>>154037815>No more Polar Bear to chill them outa real polar bear?
LETS GO DICK LOVELADY
>>154037835the mets saw him instantly implode on the jays last year and thought "we need that shit"
the overt antisemitism itt right now is giving me the ick
>loveladyi hardly know her
>>154037848If Kyle Tucker didn't betray baseball maybe things would be different.
>The 2026 New York Mets have been eliminated from postseason contention
lol
kek mest
>mest
you can't make this shit up Metsbros
Bo Bichette gotta have like -1.0 war just from this game alone>>154037869
Mets are like the opposite of the chosen ones
the best the mets could get is dick lovelady, huh?
>>154037885the most perfect gif in all of baseball
Ok, ok, now that all of the 3 opening days are over…the real first day begins. Today every team across MLB is in action! Lets goooooo!
taking a fat shit rn
It's over.
>>154037928No today doesn’t count. Tomorrow’s the first real day of baseball.
Pink Pony Club! I'm gonna keep on laughing at the Mets incompetence!
>>154037931how'd you smuggle a laptop into the clink and why would you leave the door open so that your poo can make your entire cell smell
>>154037931Fuck ya. Flush that load before you wipe to avoid unnecessary plugging
>>154037931Are you watching from a public restroom?
>>154037944I thought September 29th was the first real day of baseball.
>>154037958are you not?
>>154037931>he doesn't just fill his diapyngmi here, anon
come on reds stop being useless
>>154037931I’d suck on those toes. Go Braves!
>>154037969I'm watching in my mother's bed.
>>154037958would a public bathroom have 3ply tp?
so mets represent all the non mexican Chicanos in America then
>>154037981Is that a trick question
Goddamnit
>>154037979>I'm watching in my mother's bed.it's very comfy. Sealy Posturepedic mattress right?
>>154037991Puerto Ricans for sure. The most trouble making of them all.
>>154037979It is so much fun when mom is out of the house to get drunk and have endless sex on the weekend. You get the run of the house like a man!
>>154038000Idk but I see her old prom dress poking out of the closet and I'm tempted to put it on.
>>154038000How did you know that?
Erinscozykitchen
Getting a little too weird in here
Walklanco
>>154038023Dancing with tears in my eyes. The Mets experience.
>>154038000checked and kekked
come on mets win already so i can jerk it
He's in your walls, anon>>154038026>Mest
PUT IT IN THE BOOKS
ROBERT JR DID SOMETHING
>>154038049happy fapping anon
can’t believe luis robert jr is all ours
I hope the mets lose so I can jerk off in peace.
the shantytown of shittsburgh
>gayrates>gayants
lol mets win
LETS GO ROBERT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMETS BABY>>154038063arigato anon-kun
FINALLY
yeah, I’m thinking we fixed Lou Bob
fucking shitty ass Pirates ruining the all NL East loss day to compliment the all NL East win day
LET’S GO METS LET’S GO METS
LUIS ROBERT JRTHAT'S MY CF
>>154038049Wrap it up for that extra treat while you do it. You deserve it. You are worth it.
Fuck this fucking shit
>shittsburgh
>>154038084THATS MY CF!!!!!!!
The Mets of New York New York are 2 and 0.
>>154038079Marlins also won
>>154038109thank you Gugandeep but they're of Queens, New York
>>154038116fuck, I missed that oneI may not be cut out for following this much baseball all at onceGonna go back to mainly watching my own team, it makes my brain hurt less
>>154038125Silly me. That is what I get for consulting with cousin Ravinderjeet
Dickie Lovelady is 1-0 on the yearMrs. Met's got a fatty gyatdamn
>resd>sux
Guh Gaw!
MillionsEternally Tormented Savagely
>>154038175Does this make the Blue Jays your farm team or you are their's?
Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD! Back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!
Elly isn't made for the big moment.
>>154038207their’s
>>154038204MostlyEroticTenseSex
Cincy!
winkybros we did it, or something
Reds!
>bombstonkek
>>154038213BUT DANE MYERS IS
>>154038220MightExcell ThisSeason
>>154038231Tfw Roman Anthony is the next Greg Jefferies
>>154038213Some bench guy won it, Elly still doesn't have a career walkoff. Harry Ford played like a dozen games for the M's and he had a walkoff.
where is nu tho?
>>154038235MainlyEliteTeamSluts
Red Sox bros...
nu>>154038291>>154038291>>154038291
kek Porto Ricans really get shit on hard
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Sal Stewart is absurd. I hope he keeps up.
can the jints at least attempt to play
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