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My penguins need to score
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They definitely watched HR together
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>>154038120
just gotta get pucks deep and get shots on net
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OUR San Jose Sharkies :)
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>>154038104
wheres my previous
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>>154038104
she should be eating rock candy
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>>154038129
The midwest is so disgusting
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No posted about it but...
ET LE BUT!
DEMIDOV!
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TOP GUN SCORES BABY

>>154038130
>pucks deep
The ultimate strat bros
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>>154038148
>this is the demographic gary wants
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Don't forget Can'tnadians who owns you
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>>154038152
Sorry bro I don't feel like larping as a habs fan tonight
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just did a cheeky line
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Pretty good day for my NY Schaeflanders, only the Boston game went the wrong way
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Don't forget to keep tanking for defence.
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>>154038137
Saving my penguins season
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>>154038163
Congrats on winning once in 40 years, but you don't own anything
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>toronto dont have a first round pick for 2 of the next 3 years

where do they even go from here? the basement for a decade?
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>>154038184
Need Warso fired
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>>154038205
Yeah
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How do /we/ feel about Dangle here
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>>154038225
i like when he's crying
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>>154038225
We hate all attention whiores
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>>154038225
Why dont you ask the american who obsesses over him
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>>154038174
i miss those days
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>>154038225
still waiting for him to dangle
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>>154038225
dingle is a gem
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>>154038225
Clown
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>>154038201
1993
2014
Shut the fuck up and be humble you fucking loser
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>>154038225
Faggot
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>>154038239
*hands you a key*
all yours bud
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kek he didn't like me showing the medal table
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Why are zoomers like this, bros. No real life interaction?
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>canada hasn't won the gold medal in 58 years
really makes ya think
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>>154038262
kek this loser thinks showing off the achievements of other countries doesn't make his own country a loser.The sorry state of Can'tnadians
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>>154038225
Irrelevant
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Ever since that one GM gave Gary lip about GI the enforcement completely changed.
A month ago Lindgren pushing Stanley into the crease wouldn't be GI, which is how it should be.
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keep replying to me like a good goy :)
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Thread rule should be if you haven't seen your team win a Stanley Cup in HD you aren't allowed to post here
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Jimmy Snuggerud for the All-Name hockey team
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>>154038290
OK loser whatever you want
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>>154038302
the mildcuck isn't going to like this
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>>154038252
His ICE melty washilarious, he and his buddies are brainwashed libfarts
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That Canadian is mind broken
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>>154038308
That name? Fuck you.
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>>154038339
This meme would make more sense in Japanese
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>>154038289
first time carolina has done something good for the game of hockey
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>>154038348
I can translate it to Punjabi if it'll help you understand it in your native tongue
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SABRES
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>>154038367
>t. canadian derangement syndrome
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I feel bad for this young man, honestly. How old could he possibly be, posting images like that. Set up for failure from the start.
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Seems like some of these Canadians need to be reminded who sucks at hockey
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>>154038380
>>154038383
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>>154038203
Fun watch. Thought MSU had the game in the bag. What a collapse.
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If the Wangs win tonight against Philly they are back in a playoff spot, should be a good game to watch
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I do not feel bad for Can'tnadians and they deserve every day to be reminded how much they suck at hockey after the cringe they posted for a year leading up to the Olympics
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this guy genuinely cannot help but seethe constantly about canada, dude just chill man
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>>154038423
Ottawa and Columbus lost bigly.
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>>154038412
MSU's goalie has been awesome, I was surprised to see him give up those 2 quick goals and then the fluttering puck from the blue line in OT.
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Chat is this true?
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>>154038450
He got triggered cuz people were vaguely implying American cities are pretty bad in the last thread
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>>154038437
>Act like winning is guaranteed
>Lose
Many such cases
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>>154038450
>J-just chill dude. I know I ran my mouth disparaging your country for so long but please don't return the favor when I get my comeuppance
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Imagine having Bergeron coach you once in a while, must be nice
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Oh look it's the classic be retarded then pretend we did nothing Canadian tactic.
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>>154038480
You fucking retard there are 5 of us shitting on your cheating loser country and rightfully so. Every day you wake up remember you are a loser country
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>>154038483
Very common mistake to be for sure... hehe
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Why can't we be frens
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hey retard
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>>154038512
>>154038490
>>154038476
Canadian derangement syndrome on FULL blast right now, jej
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>you retard we are underaged discord trannies
ok lol
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>>154038534
It's ok you lost at the Olympics and went home a loser, at least you can go back rewatch all the Canadian Stanley Cup wins you've seen....kek
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>>154038519
im still mad about 1812
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>>154038534
>1993
>2014
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GOLD
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>>154038552
They can reminisce together how every spring for 33 years they get cucked by America
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it is funny to see these americucks seethe like this, they claim to be so much better than us but they can't stop crying about us either. must be pretty mindbroken
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Sabres fans are real crybabies eh
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>>154038519
Canada is our pet that gets to uppity and has to be punished when they forget their place.
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>"I continually cuck them, never let them win, take all their money, move their teams away and refuse to give them a shred of happiness. They still come back every year, I can't explain it"
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>>154038582
what happened
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Avs are scoring on the PP.

This is bad for all teams.
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>>154038581
>it is funny to see these americucks seethe like this, they claim to be so much better than us but they can't stop crying about us either. must be pretty mindbroken
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>>154038581
Cope: The Post
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>>154038519
Well normally it's because it goes like this:
1) ameritard bashes canada out of the blue
2) canadian flag responds
3) ameritard has a melty that lasts several threads

Basically, /hoc/ would be a pretty chill place if those who are mindbroken about Canada just keep it to themselves
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>>154038582
buffalo fans are always huge bitches, whenever one of their teams even sniffs a modicum of success they're insufferable. it was the same way with the bills
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fuck canada
simple as
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I don't think these "Americans" speak English, guys.
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Kek
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>>154038611
>>154038615
^instantly, reflexively proves my point lmao
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would you both shut the hell up
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>>154038642
I CAN'T SCORE
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Now kiss
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>>154038638
Silence, Asiatic
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Real Madnada Hours
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>>154038642
Keep crying I'm loving it
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>>154038657
Technically this is too many men on the ice
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>>154038630
Oh no you don't you outright lying cunt
It goes
>Canada does/says something retarded
>America calls it out and laughs
>Canada pretends they did nothing at all and asks why america is obsessed until they do the next retarded thing
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See, if /hoc/ was a real bar or something we could at least just punch the zoomers.
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>>154038690
Zoomers don’t go to bars
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>>154038684
What does this have to do with hockey and how you suck at it?
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>>154038688
Well, why don't you scroll up and tell us how it all began? Here let me show you >>154038163
Dumb fuck
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>>154038664
??????
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>>154038704
It's a cock. Of course he sucks at it hue hue hue
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I'm back from Thailand
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>>154038708
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T REMIND ME HOW YOU BEAT ME IN MY OWN SPORT
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my avies :((
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/hoc/'s salty today
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>>154038708
Now go back even further to where literally every Canadian and they're mother kept bitching about how bad they were gonna win the GMG and it wasn't even going to be close. Take your lumps
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>>154038731
Keeps the ice colder.
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>>154038720
gross
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BUUUUUUUUUUUT
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holy fuck gary drop the puck
it's almost 8:20
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chikky got laughed out of /mlb/ now hes here oh there's a kekky
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>>154038723
Retard, it's actually the shitty, obnoxious mannerism that provokes reaction. You might understand this if you weren't an anti-social moron.
>>154038734
If you're still crying about things that were posted more than even a single thread ago then there's nothing I can do for you, you are mind broken.
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>>154038734
It wasn't close desu, mackinnon is just a choker.
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Why couldn't Skinner win against Dallas? He always used to beat them
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ET LE BUT!
COUSIN OLIVER!
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>>154038764
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HUMBLE ME AFTER I RAN MY MOUTH
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based poos, now we do nothing for the rest of the game
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>>154038764
TYFYC
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What if gary started the game rn
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>>154038790
Again, you're a socially retarded troglodyte. I can't help you.
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For me its the detroit wingdings
The best team in the NHL
They're gonna win tonight, just watch!
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this wings singer has a terrible voice
just drop the puck
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>>154038790
ta gueule pédale
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shootouts are lame and gay, gg dabres thanks for the point
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>>154038468
I can't believe how bad he choked
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>>154038819
If I get wings for dinner, will that help?
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>>154038823
Racist
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Thank you anons for reminding Can'tnadians that they suck at the one thing they had left
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>>154038825
hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
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>>154038840
Get buffalo wings so they are reddish then yes
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why are you arguing about hockey with chikky, hes quite literally never watched a game
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>>154038825
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>>154038840
Yes!
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OUR BUFFALO SABERS
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>>154038855
Sanjay is extra mad today
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POST THE DABRES WEBM
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>>154038853
>>154038872
I will do my best, then
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>Canada takes a 4th consecutive L in hockey ITT
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It's telling just how many anti-canadian memes this guy has. Genuinely mindraped
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>>154038920
TYFYC
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If you had to sum up this thread in one picture, this is the picture
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>laff2
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my laffies are winning 0-2!
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Why the fuck are there no individual game threads
This site is retarded
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>>154038709
Yes, some of your relatives live here. What of it?
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>>154038953
Why so all 3 people can post in it
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>>154038953
They would all be dead
And the jannies wouldn't like that
Pretty sure spee doesn't allow for that many threads
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JUST THE TIPPETT!!!
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>>154038967
The wings are the most popular team on this board so... lmao@u
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It has only been a month and we got 3 years 11 more months to go to remind them they suck at hockey
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>wongs
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>>154038942
>t. my ugly retard cucked out and did a takedown on your bald retard instead of continuing the fight
also you lost that tournament so
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>>154038996
>WE WON 1 OF 2 ALL STAR GAMES!!
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>>154038961
dude you have more asian restaurants than we have asians in our country
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>>154038983
Uh no wings are the most popular east team
/hoc/ is basically ducks general
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>>154039006
oh so now best on best isn't worth bragging about?
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Why do the flylels always sign gingers?
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>>154038990
No we don't faggot!
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>>154038996
>tournament
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good one.
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>>154039036
color match
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>>154039015
>than we have asians in our country
But everybody in your country is asian (minus the somalians or whatever you're importing)
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MAN I JUST LOVE LIBERTY BIBERTY COMMERCIALS PORTRAYING POCs AS SUPER SMART NORMAL FOLX AND WHITE PEOPLE AS FUCKING RETARDED
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>>154038996
leaf having an ABSOLUTE MELTY tonight
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>>154039032
Congratulations on your 1 of 2 All Star game victories. Must go nice with all the gold medals you've won in hockey the past decade
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Watching the wongs game. Is the sound delayed for anyone else?
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>>154039057
Stop being so antiseptic
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>>154039062
the usa has 2 gold medals total, kinda pathetic for the amount of bragging you're doing right now
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Seems like this bird has caused some controversy
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>>154039084
>yeah, but
kwacanacuck
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>>154039084
Then why did you lose 3 times in a row to us in our #8 sport?
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9 is more than 2, so that means the USA cucks itt needs to win 7 more gold medals to speak to me.
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chikky getting gaped in 3 threads at once right now
about to angrily reply too kekky
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>>154039121
>>154039084
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>>154039098
hey mildcuck how many cups you got
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>1 shot
>1 goal
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>>154039117
33 > 0
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>IM SUCH A (canadian) FAGGOT I REPLY TO FOLX WITHOUT ACTUALLY GIVING EM A (YOU)
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>>154039072
works on my machine
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>>154039149
How many have you seen your country win in HD?
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theres the angry reply
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>>154039181
>sets arbitrary rules
>n-n-no IM better see!!!!!
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Why is this Can'tnadian being uppity when his country as a whole from sports to politics is a monumental failure?
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>>154039149
kek Mindraped canacuck just CANNOT stop replying to my posts kek. Holy fuckin' obsessed man.
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>>154039175
is this that "saw a guy in half" magic trick?
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ITT:
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>>154039175
kek
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COLE CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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SSSCCCARRRRRR
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ET LE BUT!
C45FIELD!
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still crazy to me cutefield didn't make team usa
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>>154039199
Because for 7+ years I have been raping his mind with simple posts insult his favorite team, oops, I mean his favorite PLAYERS, since he only roots for PLAYERS not TEAMS.
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Canucks ownership uses illegal mexican labor on their vineyards
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>>154039195
>thinks that losing 33 years in a row to USA in his own national sport is some flex
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>>154039228
Hoes mad
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>>154039247
man you gotta be stupid if you think where the country the team is situated has any bearing on it's success, apart from where the country with more teams will more often win because, you know, basic probability
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my avies!! :))
kelly!
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>h-h-hey m-m-m-ild- cu-c-c-ccccuck!!! f-fffffffan-g-g-gaaaayyy!
kek.
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>>154039263
Then why have you lost 33 years in a row? kek checkmate champ
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>>154039240
I believe some of them also burned to death in a trailer fire because they cheaped out on safety conditions. Canucks fans pretty much universally hate the ownership
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LINE HATTY
NEWFIE HATTY
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ET LE BUT!
NEWHOOK!
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NEWHOOK BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>muhhh softpooooooooosays :))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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How do you say Gary-Era Stanley Cup Finals game 7 game-winning "BUT" in french-canadian?
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>>154039293
good goy, keep buying into the country-vs-country narrative that gary puts forth so fans of eliminated teams will keep paying attention
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How shit are the Kings that they cant keep pace with the Predators
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>>154039263
If the cup was decided by pure random chance a Canadian team would have won 7 or 8 since 1993.
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>>154039058
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>>154039338
Then why did you lose after talking so much shit?
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>>154039338
>he thinks we should be friends
kek. fuck nah.
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Did that retard ever change his tire?
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I CANT HEAR SHIT CUHHHHHHH
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>>154039369
he got tired of it
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>>154038201
>w..we were better than you once upon a time
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>>154039349
some are saying 6 or 7 actually...
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>ESPN fucking up the sounds
what a dumb fucking company
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>>154039349
it's not pure random chance though. it's also not purely based on which side of the border a team is on
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Jack Hughes
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>Worst coast division
Those fuckers just aren't serious teams
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>>154039369
Yeah, a guy driving by stopped and helped me in exchange for a blowjob
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>>154039365
>b-b-b-b-b-but hellebuyck is a PLAYER and he PLAYS FOR A CANADIAN TEAM!!!!!!!! AND I ONLY ROOT FOR THE PLAYERS!!!!!
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>>154038423
Hey where are my Schaefies?
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>>154039413
>I-I root for the players even though I don't know them personally and they don't know I exist!!
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>>154039427
2nd in the Metro, firmly in playoff contention
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>>154039396
>>154039263
Contradiction: The Post
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>>154039405
The Pacific should be killed for this
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>>154038630
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>>154039396
You’re right, it’s not pure random chance. Your entire nation with seven teams constantly training and organizing and competing are doing worse than one guy drawing numbers out of a hat.
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Did Can'tnadians really think we weren't going to shit all over them after the Olympics? Did you retards think we forgot all the shit you talked for winning an all star game and acting like you were liberated from the Nazis?
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>>154039452
bad reading comprehension: the admission. I said not purely, but insofar as the gps location of the team is located, the country with more teams will have more of an edge for to contain the winning team. it's called math. if you're trying to make it about the soil beneath the arena and the flag above it being magical player stat modifiers or something then, well, you're retarded
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>>154039481
Indians have no self awareness
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>>154039263
if we assume that every team has an equal chance to win the cup then the odds of no canadian team winning for 30 consecutive years is .0006
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>>154039449
>firmly
2 points from out of the playoffs
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>>154039494
>Nooooo you see even though I'm a hypocrite I'm right!
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>>154039499
not every team has an equal chance to win, that's never happened
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ron tugnutt's gotta have a lugnut
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>>154039510
oh, so not every team goes out and skates on the ice trying to score goals following the same set of rules? retard
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>>154039508
how am i being a hypocrite? are you illiterate or something? i'm just pointing out to the retards itt who take patriotic joy in OTHER teams that they don't cheer for winning the cup that they are, in fact, retarded
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>>154039494
Here’s the math
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>>154039523
The type of nigga who says everythinf is 50/50 chance either it hapoens or it doesn't ahhh
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>>154039523
you're such a fucking idiot man, things like coaches, ownership not being greedy, gms making good trades, injuries, lucky picks after around 1, and more all influence the outcome. not merely everybody practicing and following the rules
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>>154039538
>near-impossible statistical anomaly
I guess Canadian teams are not equal to US teams
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let's not fight. it was a great game
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Yeah
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Thread quality has really declined this year, more nationalist shit flinging than every before
Obviously the jannies have never cared about hoc, but come on
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>>154038225
he's leftist clown who only got anything through nepotism
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>>154039553
Thanks for admitting you aren't our equal and beneath us. Part of healing is admitting the truth
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>>154039538
do you genuinely believe this? so if you think every team has the same chance to win the cup, then you're saying all teams not eliminated currently have the same chance to win as those at the top of the standings. not how it works
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>>154039510
no shit, that's why I prefaced the math with "if we assume"
it's basic probability, which the guy I replied to mentioned
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>>154039568
U mad bro?
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>>154039540
way she goes
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When is video game and wrestlechad hours
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>>154039584
you're a fucking idiot who thinks that you can claim international clout when something that is very clearly not decided by your sole nationality is won just because it's on your side of the border.
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>>154039595
>can’t wait 15 minutes for the catering so he has to eat his medal
our stereotypes are true
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"Do Canadians think I'm not going to keep taking their money and cucking them every year?"
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>>154039626
It does kind of look like a donut from that angle so I don't blame him
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>>154039622
>>154039626
>>154039590
>>154039568
U mad bro?
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>>154039637
I was thinking a strawberry ice cream sandwich
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>>154039637
Or in Canadian terms naan bread
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>>154039642
You guys are working this mark newfag pretty hard
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>>154039666
Oh does it look like that? I guess you'd know more than me so I'll take your word for it
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>>154039677
Did they cheat Sanjay?
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>Kings in prime position to move up
>immediately start shitting the bed

like pottery
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>>154039681
That was pretty weak like a Can'tnadian 5 on 3
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based blues helping the laffs tank
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>>154039698
>29-43
>Within a point of a playoff spot
The loser point has gotten out of hand.
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>laffs got shortied
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OLE OLE OLE
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Out with the old, in with the new(hook)
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I come back to the Samirs having an all time meltdown
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>>154039687
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>>154039808
jej
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>>154039826
You lost to the people you're mocking in every sport and political avenue
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/hoc/ loves boys
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>>154039772
>n-n-noooo you can't disagree with me that means you're having a m-melty!!!!
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Imagine being at the olympics and cursing out your opponents in fucking CURLING. Someone shit in his fuckin' poutine that afternoon and it was probably his H1b neighbor.
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>>154039843
what kind of aircraft, stratotankers? f-15s? f-35s? b1s?
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what a handsome young man!
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>>154039860
sopwith camels
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>>154039826
No. I don't pay for them.
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Holy shit the dumb nigger is still going with his /pol/ war
I got buffalo wings btw so if the red wings lose its not my fault
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Does your /hoc/ team have 17 year olds?
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My gas and heating oil is expensive
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>>154039966
hey man it's not cool to post minors here on this adult website
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>>154039956
Buffalo wings are still wings
Unless detroit is playing Buffalo thsts fucked
But theyre playing Philly (fuck Philly) so youre good
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>>154039970
>lists gas twice
inbred
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>>154039904
>>154039913

Like I said. I don't pay for them.
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Why are Can'tnadians still running their mouths after losing in every single sport to the US? Do they know how pathetic they look? (Of course not)
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Viktor Arvidsson has 44 points in 61 games. He would be a perfect secondary scoring winger for the Edmonton Oil...Oh right, Knobhead sucks at coaching. Never mind then.
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>>154039988
Yeah just mommy n daddy
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The Canucks vs Flames game tonight is going to basically be a re-enactment of WW2, that's just how much blood will be spilled.
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>>154039999
They think if they stay up all night and are the last ones to post, they win.
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my avies :(((
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>>154039983
>gasoline heated homes
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>>154039860
>>154039876
>>154039876
>>154039904
>>154039913
>>154039956
You lost
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>MUHHHH SOFPOOOOOOOOOOSAYS!!! :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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do you think he's going to leave when the mild get dusted in the first round
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What team would they root for?
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>he doesn't realize I've been here for a decade.
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>>154040054
kek
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Our excellence seems to have pissed off some people
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>k-k-kek
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>>154040060
I can think of 7 of them, all north of a certain parallel
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Death to sunbelters
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i bet crosby still hasn't forgiven marchand and bitchkinnon for selling the gold medal game
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>>154040102
Reminder: detroit is further north than 4 of the 7 Canadian hockey cities
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>>154040120
>Gets cucked by them every year
Kek
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Tippett again!!!
my flysies :)
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>>154040141
>detroit is further north than 4 of the 7 Canadian hockey cities
And this means what?
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>>154040141
Great but Detroit isn't 1 of the 7 since they have won a cup in HD
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>>154040141
I don't think that's right
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i thought the colorado avalanche was supposed to be a good team
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Avs announcers begging for penalties is getting fucking old
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>heating oil
Maritimers are fucking retardrd
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My penguins ):
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>>154039876
Can you tell me what 1993 and 2014 mean? Not sure but I was told in Canada it's a humbling reminder of how far they've fallen as a nation
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It’s over
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lame
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my flysies :)
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>>154040269
Kadri ruined the locker room
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Habs win. Shit thread. I'm out.
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Woohoo! Going to the Frozen Four! Throw some hotdish in the oven.
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WAS GOING DOWN 3-0 PART OF YOUR YZERPLAN???
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>>154040407
>NoDak
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>>154040382
Agreed. Too many retarded amerilards, and they seem to outnumber the non-retarded amerifrens. I will let them wallow in their inferiority complex while watching the Nuckies game in peace. I'm out.
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Ok now that the /pol/ tard retard is leaving I'm staying
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>>154040407
>there are people out there who think throwing some frozen tater tots on a casserole is peak cuisine
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Habs win :)
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>>154040477
No, peak cuisine is swiss steak but that’s for tomorrow night.
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another Saturday night listening to Kelly Hrudey fake laugh at Ron Maclean's shitty jokes
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>>154040409
Drafting busts was.
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>>154040409
Of coursh
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>>154040514
We're streaking !!
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i'd fuck the shit out of seth jones' mama
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>>154040288
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heating_oil
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>>154040571
he's looked really good for a lot of the season, crazy to let that one in
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There's really nothing more exciting than Experiencing Vancouver Canucks Hockey on a Saturday night against the Flames!
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>>154040579
Sorry Timmy.
Once a snow bunny has had a taste of BBC she ain't gonna want to mess with no pink little peckerwood
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im suspicious the somalian is suede on a vpn
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>>154040455
>>154040476
That guy broke you mentally. You should be embarrassed but we all know you Indians have no shame
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are the habs good?
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>>154040635
Do you have the two cuties?
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You guys get body checks right?
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>>154040599
I'm aware.
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>>154040724
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>>154040646
>that guy
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>>154040708
Yes! I would also appreciate it if any flamiac has the Asian flames fan at the Saddledome.
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>>154040740
Thank you
I'm remoralized.
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Im starting to think the wingdings might not win this game
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>>154040819
Yeah no shit
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>>154040732
You sure?
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Has there ever been a bigger faggot than Saku Koivu in hockey?
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>>154040819
What a waste
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im watching the Canucks game on CBC Gem
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>>154040929
Didn’t ask
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>>154040740
the one with the 3 girls has a cuter redhead
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I have $250 on the Canucks
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>>154040929
Cool, me too
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>>154040929
>>154040944
Did you know that CBC stands for "Cup Bound Canucks"?
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Quiet! All of you! The Yzerplan is happening
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knights on soon bro's
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Neither one could get good hits in desu
>>
>>
Ok the Canucks are horrid. Never betting money on them again
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Awful showing for Nikita Tolopilo. Makes sense why Foote is scared to start him.
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What hockey mascot would be the best one to goon to if I gave grok some prompts
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SCCCCAAARRRRRRRR
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Real gritty goal by my Nucks. No more Mr. Nice Guy.
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>>154041125
The rangers don't have a mascot
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Where is John Shorthouse?
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>>154041144
That doesn't help
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NO KINGS TONIGHT
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Gary made the call
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>>154041103
Then why is he on the active roster
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canucks need the 3rd overall pick so badly
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>>154041155
I believe for HNIC games between two Canadian teams they'll always use the home teams commentators. Unless it's the laffs, then it's always their guys. I hate them so much.
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TIPPETT HATTY
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>>154041203
Because Demko has a broken body.
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I've decided that tomorrow I shall Tkachuk a sickie and skip work. Since making this commitment my mood has improved considerably
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>>154041198
they are losing to the Mammoths. They need to score some goals if they want to get back in this
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what the fuck was the point in beating buffalo if youre going to let philly ram their cock up your ass, you worthless shitters
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>PP ends
>immediately start playing better
This team has had a garbage powerplay for over a decade now
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my laffs lost :-D
my icedoggies won :-D
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Does turning the game off when my team is down 0 - 4 in the 3rd make me a bad fan?
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>>154041304
I took a sick day on Thursday to catch up on errands and rest. Hope you feel better soon
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>>154041613
hey if they can check out so can you
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>>154041613
Aren't you worried that you might miss a historic comeback for your team?
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>>154041366
Post is a bit late; my islanders played at 1pm
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>>154041613
I once turned off a playoff game because I was so pissed
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my flysies :(
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>>154041639
Thanks friend, it is a necessary ritual
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my flysies :DDD
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>>154041753
Retards
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It’s up
Total possible points each team can get in the nhl eastern conference playoff race. Note this doesn’t include teams that basically have a 100% chance to make it
> Canadiens
112
>bruins
108
>penguins
106
>senators
106
>blue jackets
105
>islanders
105
>red wings
104
>flyers
104
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>My Wongs
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This is the year we finally put the Americans to rest. The Canadians are looking to make a run and the oilers are almost assured a spot in the semi finals. Who's stopping canada from winning the cup back forever. No one that's who. We have all the weapons we need on offense
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>>154042229
Retard
>>
Pull this guy already
>>
Not looking too good for the Canucks as it stands but there's still over half the game left to play.
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>pull goalie
>flames immediately score again
Lmao
I hope that was a mercy pull
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Fuck I was kinda looking forward to this game all week.
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That should be a goal wtf, retard reffies
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I miss her bros
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Our penguins );
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knights losing like usual bro's
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bros let's take a /hoc/ field trip to canada
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Olli Määttä is better than weegar flames won the trade
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>>154042349
We call that team Marner now.
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>>154041983
my bruins
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>>154042375
both second pairing passengers
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>>154042423
what the hell
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>>154042429
Say that again and I’ll be forced to unleash my dark passenger
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McDavid with his weapons will not lose to anyone. In the Stanley cup we didn't have our McDavid was dealing with a torn labrum and our 2 best defensive players being out. A healthy McDavid team beats that panthers team and every other team in the league handedly.

McDavid last year was playing without those guys and still beat the best dallas and avalanche teams we've faced so far... It just shows the difference between goats and non hof players.
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>>154042445
Mangiapane?
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>>154042367
I don't visit the third world
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are we all aware Montreal will win a cup within 5 years?
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>>154042455
no one's healthy in the playoffs
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>>154042486
Retard
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>>154042455
Shut the fuck up
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>>154042495
Ok 3 years
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Strome maataa and olofson have more points than weegar Kadri and andersson conroy is a flipping genius
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Boeser scores and that one's gonna count!
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>>154039088
You could say that
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>>154042455
it will be good if they get one before Aragorn dies
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/hoc/ is kinda slow for a Hockey Night in Canada.
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>>154042455
Good morning señor.
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Zayne parekh scored hes growing the game for Indians across Canada
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>>154042815
I'm waiting for flames and canucks homos to get lost so we can start real bro hours
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Yep, I feel a Marner coming.

brb.
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>>154042869
Both fanbases are respected contributors to /hoc/.
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Flames win moving them down from drafting second overall to 5th exciting!
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would you guys even be mad if we annexed you? like I don't even think your life would change that much
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>>154042951
If Obama had asked to annex them, they would have said yes
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>>154042951
As long as they don't repeal legal weed laws i probably wouldnt notice
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Adam Foote getting absolutely ripped by the Canucks radio text-in line.
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Knights tied it
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That was a very nice and smooth Marner. Best one I've had in quite some time. Gonna play Fallout 3 now. See ya later ya fuckin' titfuckers.
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*loses*
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>>154043142
The gold medal game exposed him.
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>>154043172
And Makar

>-3 tonight

By far the most overrated player in the league
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based craps and lolgan thompson allowing 2 shorties and 3 goals in 2.5 minutes
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The Flames have a real good goalie in Wolf.
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bruh this place is dog river right now bbl
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>kills ref
>scores goal
Career highlight play for our Hoglander.
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Fuck you jeet mod

How's the shitter bowl going between the lames and casucks?
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>>154043232
>MUHHHHH CARRRRR
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>>154043330
The wolf howling is cringe though
>>
Cale MaCOPE
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Just humiliating for the Canucks.
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>>154043330
He needs to be on a better team
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>>154043487
True their former prospect Hunter Brzustewicz dabbed on them
>>
Nathan MackCOPEin
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>>154043487
but, hey, at least rossi, buium and ohgren are just TEARING it up for them. kek
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>>154043487
yeah it was all going fine before today
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>>154043496
I don’t mind that trade. I liked that we went all in and got Lindholm, even though he sucked. I’d never have learnt how to spell Hunters last name anyway.
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kek MARNER BIG FUCKIN' SEEEETHE right now kek
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>>154043527
> Zeev Buium is an Israeli–American professional ice hockey player
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Where did all the good French Canadian hockey players go?
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>>154043600
replaced by H1b recruits.
>>
Adin Hill signed a 6-year, $37.5 million contract extension with the Vegas Golden Knights on March 14, 2025, running through the 2030-31 season. The deal carries an average annual value (AAV) of $6.25 million. It includes $18.75 million in signing bonuses and is fully guaranteed
>>
Huberdeau was electric out there tonight!
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>>154043660
does he get dealt to another team before next season's deadline?
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I predict April 12th the islanders will be eliminated for the playoff contention
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>>154043855
my islanders are making it
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>>154043905
Retard
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Cmon caps
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>a gary out to end the evening
Superb
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>hill's mask comes off on a routine save
This shit is so fuckin' rigged it's digusting.
>>
Mitch Marner
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>>154044153
this
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dylan strome looks like damone from fast times.
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Devin Cooley really is the goaliest person I’ve ever seen.
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>>154043600
What >>154043625 says is sort of true. Historically English Canada took in a lot more immigrants which is why you'll see so many random surnames among English speakers.
(Stamkos, Tavares, Pietrangelo, Sakic, Lucic, etc). French Canada on the other hand just fucked like rabbits because muh pope which is why there are hardly any frogs without a frog last name (Luongo and...?)
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>garyout on the last game of the night
WOW I'M SHOCKED GARY, GREAT SCRIPT
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>>154044250
Montreal has a lot of Italians like Dino Bravo
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how nice of gary to ensure his $500M expansion team got a garypoint tonight.
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>First time in your life try to be compassionate towards others
>Try to do good things onto others
>Just try to be overall a good person
>people see it as a weakness and start to bully me

Why are people like this? What the fuck is wrong with people? I really hope there will be a virus that kills majority of people.
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>>154044338
Who is bullying you
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>>154044469
>a-a-are you okay? w-w-who le hurt you?
go back faggot.
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knights lost. due to adin hill existing, AND refpuck. at least they got a point thanks craps
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>>154044338
look at this guy making a run for the good deeds cup
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>>154044469
My colleagues
>>154044489
But seriously, i'm not trying to be better than others. I'm just baffled that you'll get punished for being less of an asshole.
>>
NEW
>>154044577
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>>154044482
I didnt ask him if he was ok.



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