Shitty nu edition
why dont they use abs all the time
DOYERS
resd
previous>>154038291
phirst phor phuck the mets!
>>154038299Poophei Pooptani
we're going to rape you
>>154038299
Mariners!
>what if we picked the worst team to be the catholic teamkek popesox
VICTOR ROBLES RBI DOUBLE
doyers
the meminers are winning
Brendan "I SCORE FROM FIRST" DonavanMan, I was done with Robles, but that was some nice hitting.
PRRRTTTTTTT
Brendan :)
fredward freeman is hitting his first home run tonight
Which game are we watching?
freddie :)
>>154038299I feel bad for the White Sox. Hopefully good things come their way.
woke up right now from my nap we still got it we still got it
>>154040911Mariners, baby.
A’s start their season with 6 games on the east coast, fly home for a 3 game home stand then fly right back out to NY lmao
>>154040846O we fuck ya!!
>>154040835hell yeah man sal could end up being a genuine leader on a team like this
>>154040911Take a look around, bud. This is a Mariners genny.
>>154040905He had a good reason for sucking last year.
>>154040931I can't wait to go to Vegas for some boxing and catch an A's game while there. I sure as shit ain't going to Sacramento.
sewers looking to be the kings of lead mountain
I'm sure yall already talked about it earlier today, but CB Bucknor was comically bad behind the plate today. ABS is gonna make his life hell.
>>154040993Joe Poop has played us for absolute suckers
...a-angels?????
Woo! 31 pitcher through 3 innings you love to see it.
Mariners broadcast was questioning if Randy’s use of the ABS challenge on a full count called strike 3 was the “right time and place” when it ended up being the reason they score their first run tonight. Is there ever a “wrong” time to try and start a rally off of a walk with one out? If I was a manager I’d let my guys rip challenges early if they were confident and over the first month or so of games figure out who should lose that ability based on how many they lose.
>9-11reminds me something
so the white sox are still dogshit.
Well that’s not a great start of the season for Abreu
>>154040911dodgers in one tab, big inning in the other
>>154041000>"I'm not a fan. It's a weird game we're playing now. Some our way, some not our way. It's just a different game. We'll see how it continues to play out. I guess I come from a different era of the game. I've got to adjust and adapt."Kwab
>>154041006who's that
Cubs win! Cubs win!
>>154041000Trips of truth. Watching that video was so satisfying. I love that it was Eugenio "STRIKEOUT" Suarez too.
WHO hit a walk off grand slam for the braves??!!?
>>154041015
>>154041056Brewers also won. Cubs will never win the NL Central.
>>154041066wasnt me
>>154040948dodgers genny
ggs Angelsfinally won a game, although not necessarily a confident one
That ball was perfect at the bottom of the zone.
>>154041073Cubs won that game
Kek, who’s Joe Poop. Good one!
>>154041014This, there's never a bad time to increase the pitch count.
I ate nothing but blue icees and candy all day and now my diapers look like the doggies uniforms kek
>*AHK*AHLEM*doyers will win
>>154041014I can see the argument they were making, but baybaw seems like the sport where there are far too many variables to try and apply that kind of idea to appealing. At that point in the game it seems too early, maybe even pointless, but like you rightly said, they got a run out of it. It'd have seemed silly not to appeal a decision because "something else might happen later"
>Mark Prior>exists in the present????
Guys, Bananaball is on.
My plucky underdogs may be down but they're not out
>>154040839based
Cal finally got a hit. That was an easy hanger, just stay back and poke it out there.
BASE HITFIRST SINGLE OF THE SEASON
>>154041134Whoa.
In that ballpark, Sal Stewart is gonna put up some stupid numbers. Reds have a star in the making, at least offensively.
>>154040991I live in Sac, gonna hit up the ballpark next weekend
jays ST legend up for the tiggies
>>154041134Cubs moment
Exploding bat!
>>154041182See, if I lived within driving distance I would totally go. I did check out Oakland the last year they were there, for a Mariners game, and man, it was a dump (which I knew ahead of time).Cal /SP/EEEEEED
miggy-ro
>>154041152You think a banana ball team can beat the White Sox?
Doyerpacos, explain this.
>>154041014i think mlb is the worst offender of over optimizing. baseball was way better to watch before advanced statcast data was brought into it. autists like peter bendix try to play baseball like its a wow raid.
these dodger 9 hitters, baby. my stream is lagging
>>154040991sac was actually a pretty fun trip
>>154041132That’s the problem I have with the “what if something happens later” stance they and apparently a lot of managers have taken early on. Could easily say that while unlikely, what if the Mariners win 1-0 tonight? I think very early season is the perfect time to get a feel for it because these games do matter a little less early. Even if you have an under .500 first month, how much of that will be due solely to losing ABS challenges?
my fantasy game tracker just said Cal stole a base? I have to see that to believe it wtf
>>154041254Lol bendix LMAO
>>154041152based
>>154041240Industry plant team.
Jays!
>>154041174Also worth noting that Matt McClain looks like the old Matt McClain before his brutal shoulder injury. With Elly and Geno they're gonna score some runs, but they gotta work out the bottom of the order. Hayes is a godly defensive 3b, but also an automatic out. And I'd be finding ways to play Noelvi Marte a lot more, cuz he can also mash.
>gidptani
>>154041267A lovely night with dad in the sac
do the padres finally get a win today? tigers are young up and cummers
>>154041254Definitely true, coming from an older guy who watched many games in the 80's. There was much more magic before I knew every stat imaginable. >>154041267Did you go to a game each night or did you find other things in town to do? When I go on vacation, I jam in every damn thing possible. Or should I just get an Air bnb with a pool in the summer and only attend games?
>josh GAYlor
>>154041066Ryback
Bananaball is quite homosexual
wbc winner Eduardo Rodríguez
>>154041274thats fucked
>>154041307That's fuckin rude
my doggie doos are biding their time on purpose to lull the dbacks into a false sense of security for entertainment purposes
A week back some paco posted this, how accurate is it?
>>154041299we went to the art museum, some decent restaurants, and a very nice karaoke bar. old town is definitely worth at least one night out
Bananabros own the gen
>>154041274These guys must get so much top tier pussy after games.
>>154041336Get back to your containment thread
TUCKED
>oh I’m sorry you were enjoying Big Inning brought to you by mlb.tv?>well it’s 07:35 PM on the west coast, we can no longer broadcast this for youI see we are still doing this
KING TUCK
>>154041342U got hate in u heart that only Bananaball can cure
>>154041334Okay, that helps. I love visiting new stadiums. WOOOO
>>154041338specifically milf pussy
>>154041327Snell is out but the rest looks about right
>>154041268Exactly. I think it's going to serve in taking the chances as they present themselves if the players are confident the call was wrong. If you're hanging onto appeals for the "what if" then you may as well not even have them. Who knows, maybe we'll start to see teams start to get bolder as the games go by.
>>154041336The Expos would bootyblast those shit teams.
>Sneks up on the dodgers 2-0Ugh I’ve seen this one twice already
>>154041326Thurs>dbacks take a 2 run lead>doyers come from behind and winFri>dbacks take a 2 run lead>doyers come from behind and winTonight>dbacks take a 2 run lead>doyers...?
>>154041274I've discovered Bananaball is baseball for women. It's like Magic Mike. >>154041338Yes, I bet they do.
solid start for Glass. now score some runs.
>>154041385>doyers come from behindWhy are they so zesty
>>154041357me too bro. globe life and the trop about to be #26 and 27 soon
>>154041334I was gonna post you should have gone to see the kings but looks like they're on a road trip
lowkey embarrassing for Ohtani that Murakami has already hit 2 dingers and he's at 0 still
>>1540414172 miserable areas in the summertime from what I've heard
>>154041412He’s got a point!
Here comes Mookie to gidp
>>154041442yeah i learned that about phoenix in 2017 lmao. hopefully they're not too terrible in april
>>154041437How many wins do the dodgers have and how many do the white sox have?
>>154041417Shit, I'm only at 5 and one was Anaheim for work. It was cool because we really explored the stadium for a design of the internal antenna system. I do want to go back for a game soon.
Guys, there's a Hololive concert going on in LA.
knock that starter right out (in the 6th)
that error seems more like on Rodriguez than Santana
>>154041152fuck OFF nannershill, this is a mlb/cbb/csb/ausl genny
>>154041240i won't (because i can't)
>>154041533Give the Bananas their due
>>154041533>no extraliga
>>154041533Give ‘em a chance!
>>154041267comfy af. i really should go before they go to soullesstown
>>154041533Chance-em tho!
>>154041573there will be more cross promotions now that Guggenheim owns both teams
imagine not watching banana ball
>>154041483fuckin rain storm earthquake combo robbed me of one of our angels games
>>154041491No one gives a shit
>>154041628Savannah Bananas have enrapt a nation
>>154041274>>154041389>I've discovered Bananaball is baseball for women. It's like Magic Mike.this
jfc doyers fucking do something
Only fans of teams currently 3-0 can post
>>154041604yeah it really is. especially the rf berm and the cf knoll
>>154041491im@s one in chicago, but not baseball-related
>>154041651your grammar sucks
fredward freeman will hit his first home run tonight
>>154041533I'm not mad at him. Bananarama Baseball got me to at least look into baseball when I thought it was the most boring shit ever that wasn't worth watching when you had football that already existed. It's a good way to get kids and people on the fence about baseball to get a little interested in the sport.
Cantillo is all worked up. C'mon Cole Young, get into one right here.
fweddie :3
freddie RBI :)
is there a bananaball by women? where they do sexy dances while they play ball?
>>154041684Sorry sir
The Free Man
MR. WORLD SERIES
teo plz
>>154041684This was an attack
ump fucked that one up good ironic how it's just never going to be avoided until everything is laser mesaured by robots
>>154041666Yankees won.
MLB should pay Japan to make an anime where all the major league teams are anthropomorphized as girls>Dodgers>sassy Latina whose family is ridiculously wealthy, just started watching anime>Padres>prim white girl with Christian upbringing who inwardly seethes at Dodgers' behavior>Braves>formerly popular black girl who has lost fans after she came out of the closet>Mets>a tryhard genki who thinks she has a rivalry with Yankees but always gets in her own way>Yankees>Italian-American nouveau riche princess who watches court shows and has a fixation with the number 27
oh? seabold is actually decentawesome, would have been nice to know that during spring training
>2 sinkers 98DAMN
>>154041743no that would be misogynistic and demeaning towards women
>>154041786actually looking at the pitches, the poodres are complete ass nvm hes basically throwing the exact same
Teo you bum
>>154041781i implore you, take your meds
>>154041781anime is stupid
man, wtf teo
we should have KWAN in left, not TEOAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGIVE US KWAN KLEVELAND KINDIAN KUNTZ@@@@@@@@@@@!!!
Teo my bum
chasing teo is back. spring training was a fluke.
>>154041781Cubs: a fucking loser nerd who gets bullied by everyone
is teo having one of those nights where he sulks and pouts over bad at bats? i've seen him do that multiple times, but also saw him get out of them
What are you guys drinking? I'm probably going for some Elijah Craig.
>>154041870sailor & coke zero
>>154041843It seems like Guardians fans are not too happy with his play this weekend in Seattle. He hasn't been too impressive to me.
Wtf mariner bros
>>154041870target brand bottled water
>>154041781>Yankees>nouveau richYou must be nouveau here.
>>154041870New Trails Superdelic Broken Heels Hazy IPA.
>>154041870I'm drinking something called an "oatmeal stout" from a company I can't rememberits ok
>>154041870water
>>154041870Tap water in a mcdonalds cup
>>154041910kek. what a loser.
>>154041885Ol' reliable>>154041904I should get some water too
>>154041781
>>154041897that is a disgusting act
>>154041781>>154041911If anything Yanks are as old money as it gets
>>154041870on number three and we're feelin it
>>154041870Tap water in a $75 Shohei cup
>>154041870Coffee for me
it's nice seeing vesia do well after so many years of being such a big question mark
>>154041870shower water
>>154041870I had two beers watching the afternoon game and that was enough for me
>>154041919>>154041960I thought IPAs were Reddit, can I get a fact check here?!
WOO is wooing the guardians to sleep. >>154041870Milk with some cookies.
>>154041817>>154041819>>154041942You're just mad because your team wasn't mentioned
>>154041886all according to plan, tank that trade value kwanny, we'll pay peanuts
>>154041897first the rainbow now this
>>154041781Judge Judy at 10:00 PM on WLNY 55 fucks ya.
>>154041960if your IPA can doesnt look like a lesbians tattoo, is it really an IPA?
watching fun videos of mexican bands playing and singing blink 182 and System of a Down songs on insta rn
>>154041962Based
>>154041981i go to 7-11. i look for the highest alcohol content. i buy. i know nothing else
>>154041988Mets are more of a jrpg team
>>154041981IPAs fucking suck but there was one called Zombie Dust that I drank all the time when I lived in the Midwest. I miss it
>>154041973he's always been above average except a season plus when he was about average. for some reason his fb at the top of the zone is an elite pitch even though it's a low 90's offering.
>>154041988they were tho
>>154041981They are, unfortunately.
>>154041870water with lots of ice cubes on it
>>154041960What do you mean we?
>>154042010hello there the angel from my nightmare THE SHADOW IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE MORGUE
>>154042023>>154042021I were only foolin’ I like Elysian space dust desubakas but I don’t drink a lot of beer these days
>>154041988>filenameWeeb collabs are mostly a West Coast thing
>>154042000fair point, guess i'm drinkin a glorified lager
i put my diet root beer in the freezer because it's not cold
>>154042022When this game was released, I was a massive fan of Final Fantasy. When this happened, I was so bummed, because I loved using Aeris. She was so helpful.
>>154041981IPAs taste like shit don't (You) me
Wooooooooo
Why was Espinal starting tonight anyway
>>154042084lh starter
>>154041981I don't care what Reddit thinks but >>154042021 this guy knows.
>>154042038me and my liver
>>154042064I used to drink them for the high ABV when I was younger and poorer
>>154041981A man of distinction
>>154042024he had a lot of rough high leverage outings in that average period where he looked like the only reasonable arm in our BP, which likely affected him greatly outside of any stats, and certainly in this fan's eyes.
>>154042093Why is she in prison
>>154042116raped da pope
>>154042093My Mhite Mox :(
>>154042093White Sox chan is going to need something a lot harder for the season ahead
>>154042129he liked it
>Miggy Ro is 2-2>pinch hit for himWHY
>>154041981They're BY reddit, but it doesn't mean they have to be FOR reddit too.
>>154042116That's what rooting for the White Sox feels like.
>be the dodgers>trillion dollar roster>score one (1) single solitary run in a 9 inning ballgameklenk... KLENK
>>154042060Remember to take it out. I put a coke can in my freezer and forgot about it and it fucking exploded.
>>154042109yeah, I remember that shitty period. he's definitely earned his stripes for the team, and I hope they can keep him around if it doesn't turn into another high aav deal.
Blink 182 is reddit as well. In fact, regularly listening to anything pre-1997 should get you put into some kind of leper colony.
>>154042116They have pinstripe uniforms
>>154042162you just reminded me i have a pizza in the oven that is probably a fucking brick now lmaoooooooooo
>kleinda doggies are throwing
>>154042093Something good will happen someday
>>154042164>blink 182>pre 1997Based retard, they didn’t get big until 1999
>>154041289Hayes seems to have enough plate discipline to walk at least. When I went on opening day, he was hitting the ball, it's just that it kept being flyballs that got outs.
>>154042164we're a hyperpop genny
>>154042164ummm...sweetie...?
>>154042184kys
>>154042164DON’T WASTE YOUR TIMEON MEYOU’RE ALREADYTHE VOICE INSIDE MYEAD!!
>>154042169Oh shit kek Keep us posted
>>154042180their first single was played everywhere before '99
>>154042164gayest and dumbest comment of the day. this is an unc board, zoomers can get fucked
>>154042182what section m8
LOL AZ gotta challenge that
the cubbiebears won today
yumbo yack
>>154042164my nigga dropping some truth
>>154042180And didn’t release anything good after 1997 anyway. What was your point exactly?
This is a Seether board. Keep it moving, pal.
>>154042203WELL DONE BUT EDIBLE THANK YOU MOTHER BRITTAIN
>>154042116White Sox chan is from O Block.
>>154042202miss youmiss you
>>154042233I think you’re confusing pre and post anon. Pre is what your penis looked like before the operation. And post, well…
>>154042248bro that is an aircraft carrier
>>154042248you have the oven on lukewarm or something?
>>154042213524. Despite losing that day, I enjoyed watching the game. Biggest mistake was not getting a Sal Stewart jersey.
>>154042248Looks nice and crunchy
>>154042248Just in the nick of time
>>154042264ah i was in 404. you've probably walked past me in real life dozens of times lmao
>>154042266just like my bowel movements fr
>>154042248is that a red baron french bread?
getting a first pitch flyout should be grounds for execution and would be in a fair society
each time will klein takes the mound, it's another day in the pokeuniverse
>>154042258Stouffer’s french bread frozen pizza. Wonderful shit (if you remember it’s in the oven 5 minutes earlier) desu
My Padres won :)
'Eries hero Will Klein
>>154042298yeah, they're good.
The Poodres finally got a W.
>>154042184klenk (true)
>>154042255>blink 182 defender trying to call anyone else translmaoDon’t let the subreddit know you posted that. You’ll be banned and the band will personally call you out while you’re standing in a sea of fellow late 30s+ guys trying to impress the 17 y/o girls nearby by buying them beer at the next warped tour
Can't win em all. 2 hits is just a rough night all around.Gg Dadres.
>>154042311LMAO they won their world series!
>>154042302just made me think about JP Howell
Woo pitching a gem. Randy looked upset Julio didn't back down from that catch.
