>>154038013
olivi feet
you guyw think chiesa goes the distance?
That's a man baby yeah
>>154039939Laura's milk
Great card thus far
>3 straight heems followed by a Michael Chiesa fight
>>154039929I hate faggot Cruz
Chiesa fuckin SUCKS
>>154039939if i could only be olivi's thong for one hot work day
heeminder chiesa invented the mullet
>Guy on a 3 fight winning streak vs Guy on a 3 fight losing streakThe UFC really looking out for their boy here
Very possible it's a sloppy indecicive split. Solid chance of a draw. Retiring on a draw would actually be extremely fitting for his career.
>>154039957basedSanko > Olivi
Hell yeah michael chiesa is fighting? Im sleeping
>walking to a Diddy song
>>154039929kek. look at how huge that Iphone Mini looks in his hands
>>154040000Checked and kekked
Did DC just call Niko a tough durable guy?
>>154040000
Niko price already took a dive against robbie lawler for his retirement fight he's obvious gonna job again
>>154040016Yes he only gets finished in every loss
Now that /knuck/ is concluded, I guess I'll have to watch this gay slop now.
Praying to kek for a draw
>>154040000You must be Niko Price.
>two 36+ year old uncs fightingkek
>>154040049who won
Michael Chiesas legacy? He lost to Kevin Lee and Diego Sanchez wanted to kill him. So... Pretty based.
>>154040049Just mute it and shitpost with the boys. Nobody actually watches this shit
I genuinely and truly hope that Chiesa loses
If Chiesa loses, I will laugh
>>154040058the fans, it was a God damned war. In the main, Porter by doctor stoppage
Chiesa by googooplata
>>154040067Sure, but against Niko fucking Price?
CHILLS
Kek +600 dog. They should retire together.
chiesta is a fag
>>154040095googoo gaga
>>154040066
>>154040098unironically an entertaining card if you know ball (you don't)
please let lowtesta suffer a seizure inducing jeem
>>154040098this has got to be one of the worst cards of all time
That's was undeniably an amazing intro for Chiesa
HEEM TAPPY
Why is Niko Price still on the roster?
Niko poke the eyes!
HEEEEM TAPPY
>>154040098My boy Ewing is back but I still shan't watch
heeeeeeeeeem...
kek what a jobber
What the fuck was that? Was that a dive?
Bruh... Come the fuck on...
HEEEM TAPPY
WHAT. A. FAIRYTALE.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
>>154040125cry
QUICK TAPPY
nice dive
absolutely pathetic lmao
THERES LEVELS IN THIS GAMEHEEM TAPPY
Cheap af
based Niko Price
obvious work even prepositioned his wife
Absolutely fixed
this was a scripted fight
maybe he should get another fight
ONELASTRUN
oy vey
Extremely rigged kek
fake tap
kek what a scripted ass fight, niko tapped like cena KWAB
Michael "the GOAT" Chiesa
Are they gonna keep price around for the next guy they want to retire off a win?
Price doesn't even train
2 fixed fights in one card
That was a dive! It was a work!!
dustbin could never
Fucking hell what a busted woman
damn bruh got 2 wives?
IS THAT FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE KAMALA HAIR IS?
based niko throwing the fight for maverick
KWABKO PRICE
>>154040170>>154040167>>154040162>>154040151This is what happens when you don't pay you athletes. They work out their own deals.
There are worse ways to go out than on a 4 fight winning streak.
I don't know how much longer I can keep watching this. They ain't trying to make it look real.
imagine cheering for this
>>154040195kek
KIKERAEL NIGGERSANYA CARD RIGGED TO THE MAX
THE FAIRYTALE ENDING THE CHILDHOOD DREAM
rigged asf
bogged ass wife who will take half his shit in 2 years
Honestly I don't know if it was rigged but I think he figured it was the guy's final fight and decided to just say "fuck it. Let the guy have his flowers."
the GOAT retirement fight
>>154040186>if only you knew how bad things really are
This is such supreme distilled cope that I can hardly stand it.
>I have lived long enough to see UFC become WWESigh... Time is a flat circle
When Jobbers like Niko Price retire, they should show a highlight reel of them getting HEEMed
>>154040230it was Niko's final fight as well
SPIDERKASH INVESTIGATE THIS FIGHT LMAO THAT WAS SO BLATANLTY FIXED
who cares if it was even rigged idiots
>>154040246Kek
Why did they bring her wife to cage side before the fight even started?
>>154040232By Muslim, I meant Baguetteoui or whatever
>didnt even fight the handsCan't make it that obvious, we have slow mo dumbass
why arent they fighting climate change?
Didn't Robbie heem Price in his retirement too? I guess Niko is the retiree jobber
>>154040232>everyone left (mistakenly) picked izzy
bookie isn't letting me cash out wtf
>>154040262kek that was him
>talk about a fairytale>There are scripts people write in movies that don't go this good
>>154040268He's got you in a stranglehold, baby.
>lose in 1 minute>retire same time hometown guy is retiring>no interview>nobody cares>security has to sweep off your loser gloves so winner can lay down histhis is hands down the most pathetic retirement ever
>>154040277They're rubbing it in our faces kek
>>154040264If Izzy was 80 years old and Joe Pyfer was 16 and in tren Izzy would still win
>>154040264Pyfer is dookie
His wife is definitely a hairdresser
>>154040277Not even trying to hide it
The same guy that got heemed by Lawler in Lawlers retirement fight? Yeah, nothing to see here.
>>154040283kek
>>154040252It was boring, thank the Lord I don't have to pay to see this fraudmaxxing shit.
>>154040264You might as well go to bed now b it's going to be a 49-46 chess match.
Gonna laugh my ass off when they give Chiesa a performance of the night bonus for choking out fucking Niko Price
is Kalama his mom????
>>154040264why on earth would I pick poopypants joe?
Why does he look older than his mom kek
I will immediately forget chiesa's career after his retirement
kevin lee was right his mom is amazing
>>154040293I'd dress her hair if you know what I mean
>>154040321
>>154040257Erosa goofed ya
>video montage for a can
he was just a kid...
who gives a shit about this bumjust go away bitch
>>154040331delet
>>154040257>baguette He is an olie bolen
>dc basically admitting its scripted
im not interested in this slop anymore
>Retirement video package for Michael fucking Chiesa
gonna be funny when he doesn't retire and fights in another promotion
a package for THE 20-7 Chiesa...
>cry montage yeah yeah yeah show the fights now
>>154040306Either Joey heems round 1-2 or izzy heems after Joey empties the tankI don't see this going full 5
>>154040230Niko literally did the same thing for Robbie Lawler. It was a work. UFC knew they could count on Niko.
Should I get an energy drink?
They better give my niggga RDA an entire send off show if they’re giving Chiesa an entire card in Seattle
>noo you cant just do a video for a guy that tried his best!
Celebrating the career of Michael Chiesa is a new low for this company.
I've stopped watching, too much rig for one card.
I don't understand why he's getting this treatment from the UFC when so many other legends don't
>>154040386based RDA appreciator
>>154040378make it a bucked up
>>154040398He's a UFC employee
Crying with the boys while a GOAT retires
>they just cant stop talking about scripts
>>154040389bums dont deserve this kind of sendoff
>>154040398'Cause he's a faggot commentator now, which means he's a company man.
>>154040393You may as well just posted"I AM A VIRGIN"
>>154040373Niko doing what's best for business. They'll probably slip him 50k under the table.
can't wait for a Tai Tuivasa retirement video
He will forever be the>don't ever talk about my mom!guy
>>154040413So what, he's gonna be a commentator or analyst now?
michael chiesa was just simply more deserving of a retirement video tribute than stipe. stipe basically accomplished nothing in his career and you retards need to stop bringing this up
>>154040430He already is
>leave a gloves in ring>poses with gloves for minutes >goes back to grab gloves so gay
>Niko sadly waiting to announce his retirement while the UFC cuts to commercialsCareer story loss
>>154040369I don't see it either but that's cause I'm asleep talmbout zzzzz see ya tomorrow jabroni
>Sympathy for the DevilUhhh based?
>>154040413this, chiesa is a company man. He'll end up doing commentary here and there, idk if he'll fight outside the UFC, he might do some RAF or other grappling stuff
>>154040398Saved the ufc millions in damages+legal fees for not suing after the dolly thru the bus window incident.
>turbo tax ad side by side ad and paramount slop ad read while retiring
turbotax free advert as the legend mike chiesa leaves the octagon for the last time, these jews lmao
ANIME TURBOTAX AD SUGOI
Who was the manlet that retired by leaving his fedora in the cage?
fuckI forgot there's a wmma fight
chiesa has had 27 fights aint killed a mf yet
maybe Niko Price didn't throw it... maybe he's just that dogshit?
Niko knocking out chiesa would 100% be better for the ufc what are you idiots talking about.
someone post Barber asap
>>154040471Many people are saying this
>>154040432Stipe could've simply traveled to Azerbaijan if he wanted to enjoy his retirement package in person
>>154040471Hard to dispute this
>>154040484
>>154040432Fuck Stipe. Fought once a year when he was champ, then wasted all of our time with his shitty geriatric fight with Jones stalling out the division.
I AM A VIRGIN
>>154040495she's getting ready to cut my balls off by the way
>womeme fighttime to take that shit I've been holding
>>154040510I wish I was a virgin. Premarital sex is cringe.
holy shit these ads are fucking atrocious lmao, i know it's just chiesa but imagine the korean zombie retirement with a turbotax ad taking up 70% of the screen while he was walking out
SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF grasso's feet
>>154040411>36 fights in the UFC>debuted UFC 91 they did him dirty into his twilight years but he’s too good so the matchups make sense
>>154040495stupid cunt
I fucking love monster zero.
>>154040542Who fuckin cares about fuckin anything
>wmma
>>154040535I was just kidding. Don't worry, though, marital sex is even more cringe.
>>154040495This is good
>nicknamed the future>already past her prime
>>154040432>>154040508Yeah in retrospect fuck Stipe. He wasn't even that exciting
Its insane how badly some women age. Macy suddenly looks like some old ass English teacher on the wrong side of youth. She was so different just a couple years ago
>>154040554it's so fucking bad for you bruh
>>154040556Based GDQ post seen mid speedrun-less period
>>154040495damn she looked kinda ok when she was 18 and fully clothed and using a filter
Macy is such a deadeyed braindead thot I love her
>>154040386He's gonna retire on a loss as the third fight down to an up and coming prospect that will inflict life shortening CTE on his Frankenstein head on a card in Bumfuckville Alabama at 3pm on a Wednesday
So Niko Price beat Jouban, who beat Muhammad. With Chiesa beating Price, that means he is good enough to beat JDM
>>154040568>fuck Stipe. He wasn't even that excitingYou could say he was really losing his religion out there
c’mon alexa don’t fuck this up
>>154040583>She was so different just a couple years agothat's how it happensit'll happen to you
Maycee "psycho quirk chungus" Barber
Maycee looks like she sold her soul.
If Alexa loses she'll get fake tits. Guaranteed.
Sniffing Grasso feet with Barber bamhole between them
Alexa "Bella Ramsey" Grasso
wtf alexa looks way better here than in the interview video
>>154040628BASED
>>154040584Tell me why and be specific.
grassos bungpipe with my fingers up it
Mexicans are white
If Sean beats Khamzat is he the GOAT?
blaydes finna starch doo, then go life and death with pereira next year to lose the decision
>grasso is good at staying super tightayo?
heard Grasso rimmed Daner at one point
>>154040643anaconda malt liquor gives you a little dick
Loosest buttoned vs tightest.
food for shevvy
>>154040655they're the OG mutts
These two should have sex with each other
>>154040583>>154040623didn't maycee almost die?
>>154040676A perfect fit for mature nl
>>154040681poisoned by her implants
>>154040662If Sean beats Ratlip, these threads will be schizo posted for weeks
Maycee has a tiny head. I wish she did something with her hair to mitigate the tiny head look
This is hot as fuck
>>154040681Gazed into the void
Lord have mercy Macy got some thighs on her
more like maycee braper haha
>>154040655You wish Jose
>>154040662GOAT of what
Maycees cute as fuck bet she winces hard when shes being fucked
>>154040676This bitch needs a dickin
>They're both wearing white toenail polish>That means something in swinger culture>I don't know enough to make a funny comment
There's really only like 5 wmma that actually fight
HOLY SHEEM
holy shit
TUF but its all single moms.
HOLY FUCK ALEXA
Brapcels...
ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
HOLY HEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD
KWAB
SCRUB
HOLY FUCCKKKKKKKKKKK
DED
She ded
GIGA SHEEM
Was the a KO or a choke?
HEEM CHOKEY
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM of the century
SHEEM DEAD
THE RARE SHEEM
W E WEW
SHEEEEEEM
HOLY FUCKSHEEEEM SLEEPY
SHEEM SLEEPY
HEEEEEM!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
shes faking the heem
They need to subtract boob weight so we can get more women in with serious racks.Just a thought.
I mean... she's clearly faking this lmfao
Hello darkness my old friend
MY GOD ALEXA KILLED HER
SHES DEAD
Damn what a weak-minded bitch. Chicks can't hold they smoke.
drama queen
SHEEM DED
holy shit grassobeast shattered her psyche
HOLY FUCKING HEEM
ACTUALLY DEAD
Dom is based. He fucking hates DC lmao.
KINORARE WMMA W
>women
THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT NOBODY'S HOME
sheem paralysis
>>154040728>White toenail polish Make me go crazyThis and black
SHE'S FUCKING DEAD
SHE'S DEAD
>>154040767
what the sus??
is she paralyzed? wtf
Betraying my race and going with cutie beaner Grasso. I want to look into those dark pools of eyes Holy shit she fucked up that herpes whore
My wife grasso always delivers
holy shit that was crazy
BASED RAPE CHOKE
ADD HER TO THE COLLAGE
>kod and chokedbased braincell rearranger
Lol that was hilarious
SUMMER BLESS
>>154040758Casey O'neil also SHEEMed tonight, el faggoto
GRASSO BROS WE ARE SO BACK
Lmao she tried to suck his dick hehehehehehehehe
GOATED CARD
>>154039929DUDE SHES GOT THIS SHIT WHERE SHE CAN BREATHE BUT ISN'T ACTUALLY CONCIOUS ITS OVER
Brain damage
WHITE PEOPLE CANT FIGHT
That's a career changer
GRASSO!
maycee exposed herself as a real nigga thoughshe was fighting off beltran from the shadow realm
punched her so hard she fucking got turned around LMAO
>>154040786Lift her legs up fucking idiots
I thought it was going to go to a decision but even that fight gave us a brutal heem. I guess that means the main event will suck.
WEBM BROS GET TO WORK
>lose>try to make it about herself women
>that smooth and lightning-quick transition from knockdown to back-take
>>154040833They should spread her legs really
>>154040787Dom lurks here. He’s a goat for a reason
3 remain all picked Adesanya
Kek grabs a single leg on the ref then lies down unresponsive. Can I get an educated medical opinion on her Brain health?
>>154040833does nothing
imagine the scent of grassos anus after such a victory
>>154040728>knowing anything about cuckshitWtf is wrong with mutts?
She was faking that shit.
>>154040793
Grasso should rape that white girl now.Just go full mindbreak.
>>154040833Brother, she can't consent.
Bingo bros where the fuck you @
lol maycee is still so confused
>>154040423Make sure the $0.03 gets deposited.
>>154040840
>>154040851Fuck. got shot down
i legit thought she was paralyzed or something for a min
lol holy shit sh ded
anybody got a webm? I missed it
So hot watching a cutie latina one punch with a sweet little left down the pipe.
barberbros....its fucking over
doesn't barber allegedly have some real health issues? it's at least worth considering that she's not faking it
>by knockout
Mexicans are white nuff said
Let's go Pyfer to heem the picks.
That is some crazy shit imagine getting rocked and then you are paralyzed and the guy then locked you and you cannot do anything about it choking you to death that is so grim. Definitely a top 10 most disturbing KOs.
>>154040858she sold badly yeah
>>154040845>get rocked>drop >give up back >get choked>don’t tap>go out>come to groping ref>embarrassed>fake pass out“Grass best boxing in division”
>>154040891she was KO'd by that punch bro
>>154040874damn that rnc was quick
Alexa play Despacito
need a gf who can do that to me
>>154040853It puts the blood back into your head and makes you recover from a blood choke
>>154040838Of course it will. They're gonna pad it out to the next 50 minutes, too.
>Grasso was getting tit and thigh mogged>KO's, rapes and gapes the white girl7 fight winstreak FLUSHED
Women's MMA would be taken way more seriously if that was the first death in the UFC
i love that heem, one of my favourites in recent memory
they put in the body double maycee is ded don't believe their lies
What are the odds Izzy and Pyfer stink up the joint by being the only ones on the main card to go the distance
Alexa get ipad
>>154040856I work with many old men
>we didn't like the taxes>we
>>154040908I'll heem you for free, m8. Just don't throw leg kicks at me, 'cause I don't check those.
>>154040910only true for passing out due to low blood pressurechokes directly cut off circulation and there’s nothing you can do other than wait
She clearly is concussed seeing how her eyes were moving when she talked to Grasso quick.
>>154040928High
lmaoooo at the seattle seahawks lineupthat one dude had to bring his girl
I would leave my wife and kids for Alexa grasso
>crafty 5 round vet certufied chess match decisioning incoming
>>154040928Unlikely. I think it's a perfect style match up. Someone's getting knocked out.
>jizzy getting retired by a bum in front of future hw interim champPLEASE
>>154040860Too skinny/bony/long
>>154040946simp or whatever the kids say these days
>>154040950Lazy ass women don’t train
>tfw told my father in law to bet over 2.5 rds on barber
That Turkish hair merchant botched it.
joe cream pyfer
>>154040865Force her to lick her pussy and smell her feetWould be horrible
>>154040956Izzy is usually pretty good against brawler with power types.
>>154040922maycee barber should do the right thing and die for the sport, shes not adding to it while alive
>>154040942In another dimension id put a "please revive with the leg thing saar" clause in my contract.
the way she locked in that rnc low key gave gaara sand burrial vibes
I’ll knock a woman out for an 5/5 contract. Give me a 50k bonus per KO and I’ll fight 10-15 times a year. I truly believe 1v1 in the octagon I can beat the shit out of these women and defend the belt
>>154040979>Barber wakes up confused, with some foreign liquid on her face>she's having trouble breathing>Grasso is just riding her face while Barber is trying to recover from being HEEMED sillykino...
>>154040981Yea its either a classic counter ko by izzy or he's lost his speed and gets swarmed
feeling a jizzy gettin fished episode comin next
>>154040988id pick her legs up and rub them on my face
>>154040990your fat ass would get kicked in the knees until you buckle over
There is just no way Adesanya loses this no way no way no way. This sport is literally fake if Pyfer wins. If you think Pyfer wins this you don't know MMA. You are going to feel soooo stupid
Izzy will win this, but he will never win again
apparently nico retired too??
>>154040943to be honest mate shes clearly concussed on account of being knocked the fuck out and then getting choked 5 minutes ago, i don't think you need to analyse her body language and eye movement to know this
Cannot wait for all the racebait after this fight
>>154041011Pyfer by decision sorry bud
>>154040997If Imamov could put him out so can Joe
Best cars of the year hand down
BE JOE PYFER
>>154040996I think this is the case exactly
they kept the camera on barber for way too longshould have showed the crowd instead or something
>>154041016>gets btfo>retires quietly and sadly>not even shown to people watching at homedamn...
I'm glad Jizzy is finally about to retire. He was always a cringelord and him vs. Sean and him vs. Jan were amazing to watch him get humbled
BODY CAM OFF
Heeminder that all the real one chads in this thread are watching Arman vs Georgio fight for Nina’s honor.Only beta virgins are watching UFC tonight.
Has anyone ever been KO'd and choked unconscious within a 10 sec sequence before this?
>Khabib says something about women are weak comment.>WMMA fights get more spicier than everBased Khabib
>>154041031was someone unconscious and twitching in the crowd as well?
>Israel is 36god damn...
Bodycam off
what a gay song I hope izzy flushes him
>>154041031she's called maycee barber not may-not-cee barber dummy
dogshit walkout
>pyfer getting bood over adesanya
>>154041065israel is actually over 3000 years old and those kinds of comments wont be accepted here
>used to hate on Jizzy in his prime run and pray for his downfall>now he’s the old guard i want him to winbrehs….. i feel old as fuck. ONE MORE FUCKING RUN WAR JIZZY
What's this gay shit doo
>izzy walks out to i like to move it move it
When you nut but she keeps sucking maycebarberlaidout.jpg
>>154041083lost the story already
for fuck sake when will the first death happen in the ufc already
>>154040728Out of curiosity, what does it mean?
cmon whitebois rise up
>>154041086Kekked
BALD
white people cannot fight
>>154040995Femdom is hot
is joe ready or will jizzy have to serve as avatar for another season? find out today on dragon ball z
wtf happened to pyferabsolutely auraless walkout
If youre not using mouth wash when you brush your teeth you may as well not bother brushing them.
>>154041089Same... ONE MORE IZZY RUN(which ends when he gets brutally heemed after like, 2-3 wins).
>>154041031but her limp, lifeless body is the best part
>>154041089Kek I'm in a similar boat Used to dislike the guy. Feels weird having seen his entire career play out in the UFC
>>154041016>>154041034Pretty sad ngl
SHE DIED FOR YOUwill you let her live in your heart
Has pyfer ever done anything cool? I genuinely cant remember
>>154041089you sound like a casual contrarian. you are old. you've wasted your youth.
izzy finna avenge gastelum
>>154041003kek>woman gets knocked out>official lifts leg up to get a sniff at the piggies
>Izzy's whole thing is being into anime>doesn't walk out to anime musicwhat's his problem?
>>154041120If you're using mouth wash with alcohol enjoy cancer
>>154041079this was a funny post
>>154041129what was going through her mind here?>'Oh no, I hope Grasso doesn't rape me while I cant resist.'?
How many of you are in the Streameast chat? They are also discussing Pyfer’s obvious hair transplant.
>>154041133He uhh heemed that leaf faggot one time
>>154041089I don't necessarily want him to win, but it doesn't make me feel good anymore seeing him lose. Also, Pyfer getting fraud checked will never not be funny.
>>154041105I have no idea. Google says it means they are available for cucking
fucking slave ass music god dammit he's getting chinned
awful walkouts
>>154041016he very obviously put his gloves down and gestured to cormier, then he stood around for ages hoping to get an interview and they showed the chiesa video and then just went to commercial lmao its actually a pretty devastating end to his career
>izzy getting cheeredfucking state of yanks
Genuinely who the fuck is this guy. I bet him because he's even with Israel Adesanya so I make $1.2k if he wins but I have zero fucking clue who this guy is
>>154041031You Canadians are absolute faggots to the highest degree.
turn off this ooga booga nonsense
One last hump of an unconscious fighter Izzybros….
>>154041129Too soon jackass
What is this jungle wailing gibberish music?
>>154041133he's a typical meathead retard power puncher. no personality
I see he didn't learn anything from the Dricus fight
both of these walkouts were garbage and I wish both of them would die in that octagon >>154041142kek piggies is funny
>>154041149He addressed the hair transplant in a press conference like a year ago
that felt racist
>>154041171No one knows b...
>>154041180his african larp soundtrack
>>154041149i thought streameast died? wtf
anyone has a webum of the guy cheating?
Israel Adesanya has never defeated a white American fighter.
>>154041146Alcohol is the whole point idiot. Yeah your teeth rotting in your face doesnt cause cancer lol
>>154041204same
>>154041172I apologize for my faggot countrymen
>>154041211Kelvin Gastelum
>>154041149My gf gave me her Paramount password I'm not part of the low class streaming peasents anymore
>>154041172your wicked nature will be your undoing
Pyfer losing and the ufc losing another project would be the funniest outcome
>>154041204It's back
Being a wigger is a poor base for fighting blacks.
>>154041186>both of them would die in that octagoni know it's shitposting but shouldn't say stuff like that man
>>154041010False. I’m fit and would be a strawweights nightmare
It's time......to become Joe Pyfer
>>154041232>Isreal is old enough to be ending prawspects nowbased
Izzy sold his soul to the sleem gods to get that last Pereddit KO, he will never win again. He should have retired after flatlining his greatest rival and finishing the story
>>154041226When the plebs revolt. I hope you're prepared.
I can't believe I'm rooting for Izzy. What grim times
>36I'm about to turn 36 in 53 minutes. Send help
>>154041212Enjoy cancer retard
time's up, jizzy
>>154041034that’s what he gets for beating jouban fuck price
barber really got some brain damage this time around, i thought she was ko'd and then slept while she was out, grabs the refs leg and then goes unconscious again. Brutal stuff, never seen anything like that.
what if i don't want to be joe pyfer bros what do i do
>>154041251i will never root for jizzy, hope he gets slept every fight until he retires
talmbout 50 kicks and shadowhands
>>154041250Elaborate
bruce buffer should be executed
Jizzy's five losses, name them quick
>>154041266what if she ends up dying later tonight?would that make people respect WMMA more?
>>154041272Excellent and agreeable post.
buffer gotta retire
>>154041256Yeah synthetic shit is far better thats always the case right? You enjoy cancer
was this the worst pair of walkouts of all time?
>>154041261wtf was that close up shot for
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
more like joe poofter haha
>>154041277Uhhh...JanPoohandStrickBEASTthat one muslim dude..and uhhhhhh.......idk
>>154041018True.>>154041003I'm a grasso man. Or Shevchenko. I need to be in a hot sweaty bag with them both. Let's go whiteboi summer
YOU CAN’T BEAT MEI’M PREPARED TO DIE
>>154041277janpereirastricklanddricusimavov
>24 1/2 minutes of feints >20 seconds of banter >10 seconds point at center and bang
More like Jesus Talks
HEEEEEEEEEEM
>>154041275I was making a joke about class warfare. The haves vs the have nots based on who illegally streams.
it's over
pissy broke his nose in camp btw
Finally, please let this end once and for all
>>154041277the storyliterally strickland lmaopersonalityhis spiritthe game
wyboi don't want no smoke...
>>154041231My wickedness keeps my sanity.
>>154041129>>154041177TIME FOR SEXO
>>154041284Nah that's u and you are seething at this info
WHAT A COOL FIGHT KIT! WHERE CAN I GET THAT? UFCSTORE.COM GET YOUR FIGHT KIT TODAY! Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boooooooooooooooooooo booooooooooooooo
>>154041321All crackas know to let the nog tire themselves out in the 1st round. This is Whiteman 101.
why is #4 fighting #14?
>he didn't bet on PyferThis is why you're poor
>>154041272>t. redditker fanboy
OOOOOHHHH HES RAWKED
by far the most racism i've ever heard from any commentary teamthey absolutely hate white people viciously
Pyfer is kinda ass. he's gonna need a fluke KO or he's fucked
>>1540413474 has been inactive and lost after losing a title fight
>>154041347rigged fake sport
>>154041309Oh haha that's funny but yeah it's a great feeling not having to get my Thinkpad out anymore
>>154041332Yeah right I have you questioning your purchase and concerned for your life. Im not even joking you need to switch to regular mouthwash now.
>>154041347Rankings don't matter. It's a round Robin tournament.
pyfer will knock him out
>>154041331too soon
>>154041362He has ko power though on the feet and adesanya stays on his feet.
JIZZY MIXING IN THE FEINTS
OOOOOOHHHHH BRUTAL FEINTS FROM PISSY
Jizz 1-0 Phife
Jizzy 1-0 decent fight so far
>>154041347anyone higher than 14 would knock him the fuck out so they had to make it interesting
>>154041369Put a ring on that woman
Jizzy gonna feint him to a decision death
Oh the feints he's feinting oh god its over for pyfer
Pyfer's mom, Michelle, used to be quite hot.
>>154041372You're just poor and filtered so you use goywash
>takedown>clinchingyeah fuck pyrer
unc is washed..,.
Why am i rooting for pissy?
>>154041278probably, i like maycee though, compared to some of the other wmma fighters, she's alright.
Listening to the corner? Woah when did they start doing this?!? WOW
>>154041388>>154041390That takedown got whiteboi the round
Pyfer will HEEM or he will gas out and get heemed
Izzy is so fucking old
It’s depressing b, Jizzy is clearly better than this absolute shitter but just is a bit too old and flushed to capitalise
>>154041157What ?Must be an amerimutt mentally illness thingHere its just because men go crazy over it
>>154041405lol no
ANOTHER EYE POKELMAO
Holding in a shit I hope the finish comes soon
>>154041331TOO SOON
Jizzy is sitting super close in range vs. his last fights. That's super sussy baka for a right hook from Pither
zero tollerance cels on skatesshould that be a point?
>watch your fingers, joe!unreal
>>154041408Izzy got into mma too late honestly
>>154041408he's not flushed tho, he's just not that great
>>154041372I used to deliver mail on a reserve and I'd see empty mouthwash bottles all over.
>hes walking gingerly>you cant say that, he has red hairTopkek dom
Pyfer getting Costa’d kek, leg deletey than ass rapey
>>154041322He got them ape proportions
>>154041430actual good bants from cruz, even DC was caught off guard
Piper pyfers peepers
Fuck... Pyfer doesn't have it
>>154041427He's much better than Pyfer tho, or was at least
>>154041435Canada did u sell of ur leaf wtf
pyfer is too blacksplosive for izzy
jizzy......
He's walking gingerly. I'm so offended whitebros.
izzy is winning
SWANG>BANGSWANG>BANGSWANG>BANGSWANG>BANGSWANG>BANGSWANG>BANGSWANG>BANG
bum fraud vs washed up unc bar brawl
beast of a fight
BE! JOE! PYFER!
>>154041448Holy kek
I feel like Izzy just want to be entertaining, prime Izzy would just look to counter while leg kicking on the outside
pyfer's fucked, lead leg is toast. he needs to land the hail mary KO soon or hes going to drown going into the championship rounds
OH THEY'RE BANGING
LOCK IT IN
JIZZISTERS ???
dumb fight
R N C SCRIPT
jizzy wilted from so little. this nigga is done done
izzy just gave up? scripted fight
KINO
Based mong fight
Why is Izzy fighting like a dumb ape in this round
KINO!
He has Izzy looking like the weigh in
BUCK BROKEN
oh god he sucks
Pyfer by TKO at 4:18
HEEEEEEEEEEEM KWABY
I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYSDONT SLEEP ON JOEY BODYBAG
>>154041469nevermind, jizzy sucks
Lmao
BE JOE PYFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Lmao Izzy
pissy is so fucking washed hahahahaahah
>>154041448Lmaooo
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
He's done
JIZZY FLUSHED
PHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINSPHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINSPHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINSPHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINSPHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINSPHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINSPHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINSPHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINSPHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINSPHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINSPHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINSPHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINSPHILLY WINS>PHILLY WINS
Joe "Be" Pyfer
BIGGEST KWAB OF THE NIGHT AWARD GOES TO...JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY JIZZYSANYAAAAAAAAA
Whiteboi Summer!!!!!!!
what the fuck was that
Shit stoppage.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What the hell happened to Izzy's fight IQ in those last 3 minutes
pissy simply has no fight left in him. he needs to retire now
>>154041448WHere is your leaf HAHAHAHAHAHHFatso
N
he should retire immediately
Jizzy lost his speedAlso started trading like a retard for no reason
BROKEN NATIVEHAVE FUN IN WWE
WHITEBOIS
Izzy needs to retire yesterday
>quitting to Joe pyfer of all people jeez
ONE LAST FLUSHTHE PRAWSPECT IS NO LONGER A PRAWSPECTDEATH TO ISRAEL!
>had to wrestlefuck to win against flushed jizzybrutal
TOTAL ISRAEL DEATH
THE TRUMP CURSE GOT IZZY
Its over
why did he gave him his back
KWABesanya
CARD OF THE FUCKING YEAR
Pissy threw that fight away, dawlgSad
Hahahahahahahaha
geesuz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSS FUCKING DIE PISSYDIE DIE DIE
Absolutely embarrassing stuff, Izzy blew it
>WMMA was the best fight on this eventcrazy times
i hated jizzy during his title reign but damn this is tough
No winners!
HEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLYHEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLYHEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLYHEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLYHEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLYHEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLYHEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLYHEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLYHEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLYHEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLYHEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLYHEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLYHEEM PHILLY>HEEM PHILLY
Props to Izzy for getting scrappy nonetheless
RIP Izzy, it's overSad way to go out.
>>154041559so far yeah, blew everything else out of the water
>JIZZYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKING BUCK BROKEN
DC is such a fat coping bitch
I’m so fucking old. RIP Jizzy, you were a great villain of /heem/
Izzy was doing so good and then just stood there and ate shots and got taken down.
Why did Izzy fight like a complete retard at the last parts of that round?
>>15404154119-19 after round 2
The KWABOTY award will be Tony (7x winner) vs. Jizzy
>>154041554Because he quits if he has to be on the ground. He's a one dimensional stand up striker.
>>154041559……talmbout a buncha fixed fights b
Pyfer gots mean hands bro
No winners
>>154041011sup retard
Joe pyfers dad is SEETHING
Lost 5 of his last 6, what a thoroughly BROKEN buck!
>>154041539He got too cocky thought he could just swing and finish. Dumb fuck forgot he was a decision machine
>>154041579Truly the one of the best. Maybe even surpasses Woodley.
>>154041567youre weak, I'm reveling in this one the same as every other one of his losses
>>154041211dubs of timeless truth
>>154041585still Vince
Anyone have a pic of adesanya covering up on the ground that fight?
>>154041595leave me alone
>>154041011The sport is indeed fake
>>154041593No one expected Israel would get himself flushed so hard...
>>154041581Started feeling cocky because Pyfer doesn't know how to check a leg kick to save his life
>>154041324at a heavy cost
what went wrong
>>154041580I don't understand. He was pressuring him, looking for the kill but then he just...stopped...?
adesanya doesn't fight like he used to, he just walks forward and tries to exchange against guys who hit harder than him. Makes no sense why he would do this. Pyfers leg is gone, just stay at range, you walking forward is just going to allow pyfer to shoot, pyfer was shooting from across the octagon aswell. Prime adesanya would have kept kicking pyfers injured leg and finished him that way.
>>154041593FuckIt was going to be the first time i was going to win one card
Over for Jizzy
>>154041567
Israel "Tony "El Cucuy" Ferguson" Adesanya
>I almost took my own life a couple of weeks agoUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>154041559better than freedom 250 yeah
>>154041539izzy had that fight in the bag then decided to stop kicking his lead leg and slug it out with a bigger younger dude
Cmon don't let the jews make you want to kill yourself white man.
>>154041642what the hell was that
>>154041620So he decides to fight the way Pfyer is good at?Israel knows he cant brawl so why did he brawl?
Feel bad for jizzyHe still have one of the best wins of all time tho
Jizzy lost a bigger mental midget than himKWAB
>>154041647You mad ho.
>>154041642Why is everyone in MMA and related to MMA trying to kill themselves meng
>"i almost took my life">crickets
>>154041593OH HE'S HURT
>>154041629Pereira gave Izzy brain damage and he's had low fight IQ ever since
>>154041642came out of nowhere wtf
>I almost took my own life a few weeks agoWhat the fuck, Joe?
>>154041677kek
>>154041625Cause he's old and can't take the shots like he thought he could. Got too aggressive. Easily could've decisionated Joey but he fucked himself
>>154041677Imagine him losing and killing himself by Monday lmao
I think he must have meant “years” rather than “weeks” in reference to before he got into the ufc.Thats my theory though.
>>154041679yeah he's not been the same since the pereira fights, the damage he took was too much, he's a completely different fighter now.
decent interview
>>154041663talmbout the court case, right b?
>Izzy is a pillow fisted bitchWoah woah woah
why amerikan fighters so cringe this fag and bo nickal
I almost killed myself Congrats IsraelWtf I'm rooting for nogs now
Izzy could've won that fight if he didn't stand and trade with him against the fence there. Bizarre decision. Sad to see Izzy is legit completely washed.
Suicide is cringe. Permanent ban from boy eligibility
>>154041567pretty gay of you, b
RIP JOE PYFER
Jesus izzy, wtf! You could have picked this fucker apart, his leg was busted but you tried to go blow for blow against a power punching bum. It's over, hang em up your fight iq and speed are gone.
>29 years oldwtf bros he's younger than me, i turned 30 last month but joe pyfer looks like he could be 10 years my senior
>I almost took my own life a week ago>k, Joe tell us about the second round
>>154041676No one healthy or sane does this sport>>154041702I attribute it more to the Sean loss catastrophically annihilating his confidence and whole sense of self. He didn't get knocked out all that badly in the Alex fight
Israel "El Cucuy" Adesanya
>>154041702he really put everything he had into that one punch against pereira
>>154041713WE*clapping brown hands emoji*DO*clapping brown hands emoji*NOT*clapping brown hands emoji*DISRESPECT*clapping brown hands emoji*BO*clapping brown hands emoji*NIGGER *clapping brown hands emoji*IN*clapping brown hands emoji*THIS*clapping brown hands emoji*HOUSE
>>154041676balding is that bad
>>154041702his win over Pereira was his final bossthat was his curtain call, he’s mentally checked out sincesee Cro cop vs Igor vovchanchyn
>>154041629Yeah a few more leg kicks and pyfer was cooked. Dumb to abandon what is working. The limping during the eye poke gave it away.
>>154041660MP4?
>>154041756why brown hands tho? do you imply spics love him?
>I almost killed myself>*play nirvana*
Good card. Started to think id never say that again.
>>154041787Kek somebody's getting fired
Adesanya has completely lost his fight IQ, this fight was so so easily winnable for him. You have a guy who has a compromised leg and instead of picking him apart at distance, you just go head first and stand n bang in boxing distance. Someone get adesanyas brain MRI'd
>Pyfer admits to being suicidal>Kurt Cobain starts playing in the backKEK
>>154041787Haha in Seattle. They should have names their hockey team the Seattle Shotties
>they doubted the paramount era
>Izzy gonna keep fighting until he ties Tony's losing streakSurely there's some unranked bum they can feed him a win?
>>154041802Was thinking the same I didn't really get why he started fighting in the pocket out of nowhere. Controlling the fight in the kick and long boxing range is his thing and was actually doing it pretty well. It's like he pushed the just lose button.
Pyfer is trash, how the fuck is he top 5 at MW?
almost killing ourselves bros, we cant stop winning
weak minded man beats weaker man. the ufc is so fucking shit hahahahahahahahahaha
>>154041804goyim think this shit aint scripted, jizzy literally rolled over on his back and quit
Best card of the year I think? Even better than the numbered card.
>>154041824MW is dogshit
>>154041642I missed that, tldr please, thx
>>154041802its cause he coped the last loss with "i just want to feel like I was in a fight" instead of acknowledging his mistakes and moving forward.
I don't give a fuck about fighter pay but for the sake of discussion. Why do they waste money on pre and post fight bullshit production. Nobody watches that shit.
>>154041821adesanya probably still pulls in a lot of viewers so dana will keep putting him on main cards because it brings in the die hard fans. I'd rather watch adesanya keep getting heemed than random no names that dana has headlining cards these days
>>154041824Because middleweight is trash
>>154041821He will probably have to fight a contender series winner or something now and cooked if he loses that one.
>>154041833Great sell job by the acto-I mean athletes
>>154041802he was fighting smart until he suddenly wasnt, it was bizarre. his typical gameplan of chewing up the lead leg was working flawlessly and then he just decides to trade
>>154041824MW is trash, DDP was a champ here
Pyfer barely limped out of that octagon lmao Jizzy is clinically retardedthat again and again and again comment from him just confirms it
>>154041858Strickland, Dricus du Plessis, and Camelfucker aren't trash.
>>154041822Pereira will be 39 this year and still does so well, adesanya is not even 37 yet and still he's done. The fans were behind adesanya, nobody would have boo'd him if he just kept at distance and spammed kicks until pyfer buckled and lost.
Jumping from #14 to in the top 5 by beating a guy on a 3 fight losing streak feels kinda retarded.
>>154041831Someone post the webm from earlier, that random white dude who got a kick to his arm and just fell over and gave up. RIGGED AS FUCK. I remember telling you fags on /heem/ the cowboy/mcgregor fight was rigged and marks were still posting about how cowboy was going to win.
>just leg kick your opponents lead leg and run away>clinch them up if they get close>wait for referee to separate you>blacksplode in the last 15 seconds tomwin rouns decisively have we solved MMA?
HELPWHAT THE FUCK DID THE NIGERIAN SAY, I HAD TO SHIT BADLY.WHAT EXACTLY DID HE SAY, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>154041954that's basically what adesanya and volk used to do
>>154041927Fire is goneToo me 3 losses in a row, then took a year off to lose a 4thHe has to be more active and regain wins if has any fights left in himGuess after being 20-0 then suddenly losing he doesn’t know how to adapt
>WHY DIDNT JIZZY JUST FIGHT A PERFECT FIGHT!!!??!Fucking retards.
>>154041840Still better then hw 170-145 is lost competitive
>>154042017he went full retard, we just wanted him to not go full retard, that isn't too much to ask.
>>154041914They are for sure, except Khamzat arguably
Israel had time on his side, Pyfer’s an actual mental midget. He would’ve gotten discouraged
izzys title run officially confirmed fake
>>154042049The pressure of pyfer is why he went full retard its not like pyfer was just standing there like a punching bag he walked him down.
>>154042077Just how shit is Whittaker
>>154042065Izzy is even more of a mental midget as displayed by him in this fight>>154042099If that small amount of ineffective pressure is all takes to break Izzy these days then he needs to retire now
>>154042107true but he beat him in the second fight
>>154042121Yeah whatever. You lost. Keep seething
>>154042121>>154042065Judging by Izzy's Dricus meltdown he's obviously a mental midge himself. When Sean beat him you could hear him on the hot mic pathetically begging him not to clown on him for the dog fetish. Shit was so funny
