Two chokes on Sunday.Thoughts?
my thoughts are go back to r*ddit you faggot
iggs tho
new kayo ui is fucking garbage
>gayotake the vip pill
>>154046791It was created by the best jeets money can buy, goy
sad my pooties losthappy we are finally seeing good signs from the iggs
Unfortunately for Carlton, they have fallen into the age old trap of overrating their players/list, and this is a one way trip to No-Man's Land.Same thing happened to St Kilda about 6 years ago. They thought they were on the brink of contending after 8 years at the bottom with guys like Seb Ross, Jade Gresham, Jack Newnes and Dan Hannebery running through the midfield. Then they attacked the trade period hard bringing in Brad Hill, Dougal Howard, Paddy Ryder and Dan Butler. It is 2026, and they are still in no-man's land, and repeated the aggressive trade cycle last year.Carlton had that winning streak in 2023, culminating in a run to the Prelim that year, and it made them believe they were close. Unfortunately the modern game changed pretty quickly, and guys like Cripps, McKay, Hewett, O.Hollands, and Kemp just aren't good enough anymore. Cripps is an especially big problem, he is way too slow but they still believe the notion that he's one of the best players in the league. If he was on the trade table right now, no club would give up anything valuable for him, and Carlton would have to pay more than half his salary.Clubs like the Doggies and Hawthorn realized the game has changed, which is why they were happy to move on Macrae and Worpel respectively. Carlton have fallen behind.
See any comedy shows in the Melbourne comedy festival yet, /afl/? I saw one today, pretty sure it was called "Melbourne v Carlton"
>>154046816That Michael Voss is a comedy genius
>>154046816it was a carlton home game you stupid cunt fuckwit spastic deadshit faggot poof dumb piece of shit subhuman cock smoker
>>154046813Inb4 people complain about the length of this post
>dosn
>>154046813same as it ever wassame as it ever wasthree lines or fewer champ
>>154046826That makes it even funnier you seething blues customer
>>154046823Contrary to what Carlton fans keep screaming about, Carlton's problems run a lot deeper than Voss.They have been scapegoating the coach for too long. 5 years ago they were saying all the exact same things, except about Teague.They need to accept reality and recognize they have been overrating their own list, and not scrutinizing their list management anywhere near enough.So many first round busts (Lochie O'Brien, Oliver Hollands, Brodie Kemp), thinking Harry McKay is anything other than an extremely limited B-grader. Thinking Patrick Cripps is one of the best players in the comp. The list goes on.
>>154046830looking up
>>154046835way to out yourself as an ADHD or those type of retardations
>>154046838not a poos customer matejust thought it was funny, have a good one
>>154046848FUCK i want they pick one
LOOK AT MINSON AGAINFUCK HIM
>>154046852don't give a pooftas arsehole about what a bloviating fucktard thinks ay
>>154046812Thanks mate, hope you guys don't stay down too long.
how long until tassie fucks up the draft?
get him OFFBIG SPASTIC
>>154046872iran situation all but confirms tassie is never happening.
>>154046872They're getting pushed back to 2033 because they don't know how to build a stadium.
draft is deadembrace academies
>>154046835>WAH WAH I'm soo fuckling retarded. I can't handle this much information and ideas!(you)>>154046864not an argument. Maybe read and refute his ideas retarduse your barin or lack thereof for your case
>>154046846I dunno about that. A team that falls over before the last quarter suggests a strategy issue.
>>154Let's just call the whole Tassie thing off, shall we?
>>154046879>get insulted>HAHA THAT'S NOT AN ARGUMENT UR OWNEDget him off GET THIS SPACKER OFF
>angel poli released more videosgee whiz woman give me a moment to recover me pecker is all battered and bruised from yesterdays release
>FUCK YOU WILL
>>154046896found her initial drop extremely disappointing tbqh
>>154046896>>154046901Am I supposed to know who this is?
>>154046880What do you mean last quarter? Carlton have been crumbling after quarter time for all three games (maybe more half-time for the Sydney match). That can be attributed to mental weakness. This is all the same pattern as it was 5 years ago though; they're just not good enough.It all started with the 2015 draft haul. They picked up Weitering, McKay, Curnow and Cunningham from the first round, and thought that was the foundation for their Premiership. 11 years later, and they are still overrating two of these players, one left out of frustration, and one was delisted.
>>154046866don't worry, >we will especially when butters leaves
>he doesn't know /rangel/
>>154046874Why?
>>154046906was thinking this
>>154046906yes you are. she is a long time /afl/ girl
>>154046768>MelbourneShould be Essendon
>>154046926Melbourne are historically a hopeless club that continually get everything wrong. They went 11 years with no finals this century.
>>1540469322000 was a quarter century ago, champ
Before you complain about how this fuel shortage is inconveniencing you, why don't you take a moment to consider the devastating effect it's having on remote aboriginal communities?Yeah, that's what I thought.
>watchin dat One Pice Netflix shoeYA YO YA YOITS TIME FOR ONE PIECE(even /tv/ admits its KINO)
>>154046944Piss off you boring idiot.
>>154046941my knowledge of remote aboriginal communities comes entirely from episodes of bush mechanics so I'm not at all worried about them surviving the mad maxening.>>154046944i want nico robin to give me a titjob while rimming me.
Karma Lee is our girl
anyone playing the new wow expac?any chop?
>WoW expac>after they turned it into an mobile idle game
>>154046941>abos coming back from the dreamtime, finding there's no petrol anymore and start flooding into the citiesyeah thingken we need to organise small fuel drops to keep them sniffing and minds shut off so they don't realise they've been marooned in the desert as far away from civilisation as possible and start insurrections
Can we all just relax?
i've never played wow or lol
need a new thot bc tired of MeggyEggoshe is 23 desucan anon deliver
where do you buy your clothes from
Top 3 favourites for the flag are currently Gold Coast, Brisbane and Bulldogs. That's about right.Adelaide missed a trick not getting that extra A-grade midfielder in. Missing out on Petracca hurts.Fremantle - can never trust them. They have that losing mentality baked into them.Geelong are a little too old and dependent on the old guard. Can get away with it at Kardinia Park, but guys like Blicavs and Dangerfield are going to have a much tougher time covering the big grounds. AFL gave them another easy run-home at the end of the year though, they will probably get that every year with Craig Drummond in charge.Sydney will be hurt too much by Gulden missing for four months. Curnow struggling is also a huge concern.
/afl/ is firmly an osrs community
>>154046777kek you're right. no wonder he hates informative OPshttps://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1jcy35l/monday_meme_thread_carlton_membership_dust_dont/
>>154046985I forgot Hawthorn. They're looking pretty sharp, but not sure that midfield holds up in the big games. We'll see if they beat Geelong next round; would be extremely disappointing for them if they lose that.
>>154046985I don't think brissie will be able to bank enough wins while their list is shredded to finish above a wildcard slot. however the seethe of them winning from one would be monumental and make for great viewing. as would them getting high picks for finishing bottom actually.
shiet nigga if you fags need to laff try Last One Laughing. Here is a sample convo:If you had the power to summon 50 ducks at will, when would you summon them?Well I mean, I would impress a girl but then i would worry if she married me for my ducks
mafs is shit now
gf
>>154046901only gripe i had with it was the guy focusing on filming his dick rather than her. but he did a good job holding the camera steady while absolutely wrecking her arse. the cowgirl video was good too, can tell she's a dynamite root
>>154047009corrrrrrr I bet she does world ending poos
been rewatching hornblower. working on this theory that he's a legit psychopath.
>>154046999They are the reigning premiers and probably have too much quality in their youth to keep going. That being said I'm starting to think those Ashcrofts are massively overrated, especially Will Ashcroft after doing nothing for three quarters against the Saints.Reckon they've made a huge mistake picking up Oscar Allen on big money, along with Draper. Needed to be smarter than that.
>corrrrrrr I bet she does world ending poos
>>154047020>and probably have too much quality in their youth to keep goingmeant to say too much quality to drop out*
>>154047027hey relax guy its just loggposterits LOLsoRandumyou wouldn't get ityou're on here so, DON'T TALK ABOUT /b/ or 4chan
>>154047019which story's your favourite? partial to duchess and the devil, me.
>>154046999you are genuinely retarded if you think bane won't bank enough winsthey will smash the pies next week, then andrews will be back and they will go back to having the best defender in the league. suddenly they have norf, dees, crom, dons, and carlton before they face geelong. they might lose to the crom before then but that's it.
>>154047041>they will smash the pies next weekWill they?They got smashed in this same fixture last year (Collingwood at the Gabba). They go into next week with all their key-defenders missing. Collingwood like playing teams that are missing all their defenders (see GWS game).Also Collingwood have the power to magically convince the opposition to not tag Nick Daicos, and "back their system in". I reckon Fagan will follow suit with "backing the system in" and it'll hurt them.
>>154047027not desensitized yet?whatevs newfagi member goin on Encyclo Dramaticathat page and i was done
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTN_maAjslU/i miss him
>>154047020>massively overratedhard not to be after winning back to back norms for will, but yeah absolutely even last season he wasn't dominating every (or even most) games. seems to still pull it out for "le big games" and is young so how much is FIGJAM versus inexperience remains to be seen. thought at least one of allen or draper would at least break even for them before improving somewhat but what I've seen of them so far this year has been pretty dire.
feels like we have a few redditors in this thread
>>154047060collingwood has no forward line and one defender in howe, doesn't matter how battered the brisbane backline is. the midfield is better as well, especially as pendles is out and he provides lots of experience and leadership. plus, bane got the collingwood monkey off their back at the g. before that, they were collingwood's bunnies but now the pies aren't a threat. naicos is better than nas but they won't need to tag him either.
>>154046993>informative OPs are reddit>informative OPs aren't reddit?
>>154046803Yeah big tough man, you love talking about cock, arse and men being fucked. You a bit of a homo mate? No judgement if you’re a queer dog, you certainly behave like one
>>154047060pies missing pendles and moore frees up a couple of big problem areas for the lions.
Why do you guys like the LGBTQ ad where the parent musters the courage to tell the kid it's ok to be gay?If I were a poof i reckon just watching that ad would make me wanna go straight, just to disassociate from that shit.
>>154047020draper and allen are depth signings and they don't realise it. when zz or fort has a bit more experience and hipwood is back, they will be vfl players at best. this is the funniest part, those two spuds really thought the lions needed them when brisbane mogged sydney despite not having their best ruck available and facing grundy, one of the best in the league, and brisbane were down their choice tall forward in hipwood last year and still won a flag. sad really that they were pathetic turncoats on their clubs, especially allen who left just in time for the iggs to come good kek.
>>154047084But not non-trans? Racist cunt.>I've actually met an abo transvestite once>he was actually rather bright too
*points at a handsome fella*
>>154047116not sure /afl/ likes that one. though they like the shitty jim beam ad where they all sing sweet caroline in the bar so who knows.i swear anyone who likes this sweet caroline shit being pushed everywhere is an npc.
im honestly the highest ranked elo shitposter here and you have no idea who i am or what my next move is
>>154047116I don't like ads, period.LGBT is just a gimmick to sell crap to people.
>>154047125Allen was not a depth signing. His contract was big enough to get West Coast band 1 compensation, so he'd be one of Brisbane's highest paid players.It's obviously a case of Brisbane thinking they could get him back to his best form, but he looks cooked. Reminds me of when the Dogs got Travis Cloak.
>>154047132>the shitty jim beam ad where they all sing sweet caroline in the barnever said I liked it
>>154047134I’m levels above you mate, cute though lmao
https://www.instagram.com/secilgur/
I'm the man behind the curtain. The one pulling the strings. I hold every card.
The bomb has been planted.You have 27 minutes to find it hehe
It's just a joke feds haha You can keep pretending this community is real
has your club achieved improving by 100% in round 3?
no but steven footscray
>>154047198No team has done this
the iggs are 2-1 >the iggs are 2-1 the iggs are 2-1 >the iggs are 2-1 the iggs are 2-1 >the iggs are 2-1
>>154047210the eagles have doubled their 2025 win total already which is an improvement of 100%
>>154047213Invest now before it becomes 3-1
>>154047225wasn't that $501 at the start of the season?
>>154047225eagles finna put 200 on the swans as revenge for a couple years ago
>>154046768powah
>>154047231It was indeeddons and tiggs have dropped to iggs status on the betting market, NM is still $251 despite being 6th on the ladder
stop posting images that are hard to click on you fucking cunt
I fear this place isn’t ready for /iggs/ posting when they’re good
sorry
How do you guys feel about neighbours putting stuff in your bins?
requesting more pictures that are hard to click on!
>>154047247apology accepted
>>154047242
*be's cawing*
>>154047248Angers me.
>>154047248mum always waits until the last moment to put the red bin out because the chinks across the road kept putting stinky stuff inside it.For mine I couldn't give a fuck
Bit late today boys, but happy to see Carlton put in another performance Robert Walls would be proud of.
>>154047248white = no problemanything else = anger
2011>iggs coming off the spoon>beat norf round 1 then poort away the following week>finished top 42026>iggs coming off the spoon>beat norf round 2 then poort away the following weektime to invest
I do not enjoy vidya at all anymore
harley reid mogged jhf today
>>154047269What do you enjoy friend?
>>154047269what i do is, as a great anon told me, play games that inspired or are similar to games that hold a special place in your heart.
>>154047281afl live 2004
>>154047269special delivery repost for you anon!I always thought of Depression as something you have or don't.Just eat things that have certain amino acids, which form into your friends Sarah Tonin and Dopah Meenah.and you're goldenstay golden ponyboy
>>154047274I've been studying a language which is enjoyable.
death stranding 2 is kino
Why do you guys like the "pendulum of luck" aami ad with the ugly fat mullet kid?
big work week this week
hahn cheeky golf girl ad gf
>>154047306so the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?
>>154047322she looks like she'd be a reciprocal starfish (in the best way)
>another week of byes
I am pathetic
This is what the ladder looks like when sorted by current betting odds
>>154047354chin up vossy
I deserve a bullet to the brain. I am weak and don’t deserve the gift of life.
>>154047357>mould toasttop kek
>Are we related? I apologised to my 18 year old son today, he said, "...dad all I want to see is 2023 againThis is what Carlton fans are reduced to. Wanting to see a year where mid way through the season people were spitting on their players only to go on a miraculous streak to squeak into finals only to become also rans while their arch rivals win the flag.
>>154047372cheer up
>dad our team is shit>s-sorry sonKWAB
spent a lot of time of my life here
>>154047379>>154047394how would these people have survived supporting hawthorn from the 1920s to 1950s or st kilda for most of their existence
>>154047040has to be mutiny desu.
got the sunday scaries lads
>>154047409He and JUSTin should seek Beyond Blue asap
Mum, an Anglican, wants to explore Catholicism because she doesn't like the idea of female "priests"
>>154047357Pies odds seem a bit high
collingwood and their aging list are FUCKED
>>154047427They used to be higher
>>154047249/gif/ has dozens of threads for that
>>154047225I think we still have work, but god damn this is a bit of a turnaround. Very 2004.
told youse iggs will shock everyone this year
>wanna watch iggs highlights>kelli in the boxugh
north and port are shockingly shit
Are we watching the world cup or is soccer still boring despite the huge tournament?
reckon kelli has been in her fair share of boxes
>>154047458They won't finish bottom 4 this year, will finish bottom 6 though.Bottom 6 teams this year are WCE, Port, Carlton, Richmond, Essendon, Norf.
>>154047478generally like the soccer but i'm boycotting it because of that orange paedo cunt piece of shit
>>154047478>seppoland, matches all on at bullshit o clockyeah probably not
finna finish hornblower and move right onto sharpe
>>154047458They're doing better than I expected, but they're still a mile off the top echelon.
>>154047490It's technically hosted by Canada and Mexico too
>>154047500Nice how do you rate horblower haven't given it a watch yet?
Quitting tips.Perfect round up to Sunday, then I get two chokes. Done with this shit.
>>154047458counting iggletts before they hatch.Our disposals were very sloppy. Not even close to elite yet.But, we are that much bulkier now we can actually physically take on opponents kek. So that's something.Harley is basically Ben Cousins level now too which really really helps. Took a couple years of bulking out. Cousins was similar. Harley can explode even more though.But he's doing hard work in the contest like a juggernaut now. It was actually quite a shock how much he's grown there.But Duursma being kinda like Fyfe/Hird will be interesting because 2006 squad was not like that at all. Totally different dynamic with him.Fuck, all these players just suddenly appeared and we're back. I dislike the concessions the AFL gave btw. People are going to complain if we become really good this year. Then again, covid kinda cucked us for a while.
tipping isnt about picking winners its about predicting upsets
>>154047490lorax?
>>154047427They simply cannot win the flag with that list. It's too old.Last season was their best case scenario; extremely strong early in the season, terrible late. When you have that many old players, it just becomes too hard to keep up at the back end of the year. It was exactly the same for Geelong in 2019; early season winning streak, then ironed out late.
>>154047512>Our disposals were very sloppy. Not even close to elite yet.>But, we are that much bulkier now we can actually physically take on opponents kek. So that's something.Fuck, all these players just suddenly appeared and we're back. I dislike the concessions the AFL gave btw. People are going to complain if we become really good this year. Then again, covid kinda cucked us for a while.>our>weWhich player are you?
>>154047489WC might scrape the 10.I think Norf too. Dons and Carlton aren't done. I still think they have the ability to make the 6 if they don't implode this year.Port has problems. Richmond are growing something.
>>154047510yummo would dive right in
not falling for that obvious bait post
>>154047524All of em.I am WC personified.
>>154047525>Dons and Carlton aren't done. I still think they have the ability to make the 6 if they don't implode this year.
>>no footy until Thursday How are you lads gonna get through it? I’m struggling already
Australia play the usa in the world cup btw
Reminder that Melbourne wanted to trade 4 first round picks for Harley Reid in 2023, but the new trade rules weren't implemented yet.Kingy and Joey today were talking about how West Coast may well be ahead of Melbourne now because they got to pick up those serious top-liners Reid and Duursma, whereas Melbourne have only been able to bring in pretty good players (Windsor, Lindsay, Tholstrup, etc) who are clearly a class below the absolute top-end talent.
>>154047534I think Dons are a good side.It's just not working for some reason.
>>154047503yeah fair, might catch matches in those two countries
>>154047507it's real british empire kino. basically 10+ hours master and commander with a smaller budget but it still looks good because they used practical models instead of cgislop.
>>154047543see>>154047532You got me bro.
>>154047542Yeah but Reidy is likely to go back... probably to Geelong though. Makes me sad.The press here just don't fuck off with big name players and they eventually want to leave. Happens far too often. I don't know how Harley deals with that shit.
the west coast eaglesand we're here to show you why
>>154047543its not working because they are tanking
>>154047543based brad scott
>>154047546If they get a good mid draft they might have a crack.
>>154047545Cool master and commander is kino I'll have to watch it. If you ever want another boat kino then watch the bounty
>>154047557Well it's worked for WC and I fucking loathe it.
you could merge carlton and essendon and there still wouldn't be enough talent to make the 8
shove it up your arse reportsperg
>>154047554>probably to Geelong though.Actually not the case. In last year's trade period his agent told clubs either offer $2m a year or don't bother. Got no takers so stayed with West Coast on roughly that money.Geelong refuse to pay the really big bucks cause it breaks their salary structure, and it's the same with Butters, which is why they will likely miss out.
>>154047567he is right about everything
>>154047563ahhh now I'm happy they're starting to hate us again instead of not paying attention to us
Got a sore throat
>>154047567>david you cant get behind the wheel of car after drinking that much
Eastern stater's don't know why....
>>154047577did you get a flu shot? really bad flu season this year
>>154047577what was his name>>154047580trip on goldstein
overs underswiping blood on someone worse than saying fag?
theres an agitator in this thread
>>154047585no sure what that means but yes it is
>>154047561>If you ever want another boat kino then watch the bountybeen meaning to watch it for so long. shall get round to it soon because i'm reading picrel so deep in my empire/nautical bag atm.
>>154047585yeah worse. albanian behaviour
cant imagine being under 80 and getting a flu shot
Pokémon
>>154047585>actual assault vs words which is worse???do zoomies really?
lol
>>154047596you played that new minecraft type ditto game?
>>154047589not as bad as crocs I've heard, but still
>>154047592The Bounty has Mel Gibson, Anthony Hopkins, Liam Neeson, Daniel Day-Lewis and Tahitian Titties.
If St Kilda are serious about championing for the LGBTQI+ community, St Kilda need to part ways with Lance Collard.
So what should Port Power do about the Zak Butters situation later in the year?Everyone knows he's not re-signing. Port Power might be desperate, but he'll even turn down over $2m a year for 10 years because the club's cooked and he's set on returning home.Port Power have already said they will match any bid on him as a restricted free agent, but is that the right move? Port Power will likely finish bottom 6 this year (probably bottom 4), and Butters might nominate the Dogs, who might win the flag this year. Is three first round picks from the Dogs really a better outcome than say, pick 3?I'm thinking Port Power will just refuse to accept any trade, and count on him re-signing if a trade doesn't eventuate, and saying it's better here than Essendon (pre-season draft). I reckon Butters would still go to Essendon over staying at Port though, and this outcome would be a complete and utter disaster for Port Power.
>>154047611>Tahitian Tittiescant seem to find this page on imdb
>>154047594Xerri is more of a Sicilian and Maltese naming tradition. Unless Albanians are famous for wiping blood on peoples faces?
bluh here write essays sunday night
>>154047616Zak likes a challenge so he'll slot right in at dosn for a fair price.
>>154047619assumed he was a*banian descent. they love putting x's in names where they shouldnt be
>>154047635Same shit different bucket.
>>154047616why doesn't anyone want to play for port?
>>154047640ken's gone
>>154047640Adelaides a shithole think big country meth town and port adelaide is the worst part of adelaide.
good thing about port is they'd probably give you a penthouse at that alberton mini city district thing they're developing
Is the spastic from last night who made a multi with Merrett for disposals in?
>>154047640No player ever wants to play for a club in no man's land.The clubs that are in no man's land are:St Kilda (for the last 15 years)CarltonEssendonPort AdelaideGWSsoon CollingwoodBetween Port and Essendon(who will win the spoon), at least Essendon is closer to Butters' family, which is one of the reasons he's keen to move.
>st kilda not playingfinally, a good round of footy
>>154047574its literally the only wayyou have to bear through it
>>154047645adelaide is better than smellbumi don't live in either
i wouldn't mind playing for an irrelevant minnow shitter if i were an afl player, no stress, no expectations, just a lowkey comfy career, keen to keep me because everyone else wants to leave, miserable fans would at least appreciate my loyalty
>>154047667neither do I
>>154047668Yeah but that competitive drive to make it to afl doesn't select for personalities that accept mediocrity.
>>154047668That describes Nathan Jones pretty well. His peak was during Melbourne's worst
It's good being a destination club.
>>154047689slovenly.
>>154047690if you're going a normal monotype run you've got some good options. all the flying pokemon get normal as their primary typing, so you have access to dodrio with STAB drill peck + tri attack, you have raticate with super/hyper fang early game, clefable with its elite defences, snorlax, tauros and kangaskhan late game and of course they all have access to coverage moves
Why is the AFL so slack on cracking down on concussion? The class action lawsuit is getting bigger and bigger, but the AFL is still weak on hits to the head.
>>154047723especially considering their primary insurer withdrew coverage for head injuries. reckon this issue's a ticking timebomb as it were for the afl
>>154047737This. It's actually bizarre how poorly the AFL have managed this, it's like they're hoping all the drama around head injuries will just blow over.
shove it up your fat fucking arse reportsperg
>>154047723How did the NFL get away with it? Autopsies on dead NFL players have an almost 100% chance of encountering CTE btw
>>154046768kek excellent op
>>154047758her arsehole?
>>154047758Creep
>>154047763it's josh, he thinks it's funny
>>154047764Well that's the thing, they got away with it, but times are changing and they're not adapting quick enough.In last year's NFL Grand Final that Reece Walsh hit an opposition player hard in the head illegally, causing severe concussion. He didn't get punished because he's a marketable golden boy, but eventually the lawsuits are going to start building and building until it becomes a huge problem.
are you gonna post porn or not faggot?
Who is worse, josh or micksperg?
>>154047822the tranny nonce (mick)
>>154047822josh is annoying but micksperg is an actual pedophile
josh fukken wonwhat an enigma a legacy
I was posting a bit on Bigfooty the other day, and I was issued an infraction for "champing".
Watching Hornblower.
>>154047822dollpedo
>>154047838based
>>154047696charmander/charmeleon learns metal claw pretty quickly which destroys rock types
did the fat retard report his own post?
fuck cars
>bigfootystill can't get over how users on that website feel the need to "commentate" in the gameday threadslike some player might do a shit handball, and they'll post "that's a bad handball by x" and "x needs to do better"how do ppl live like this?
>>154047858Those people have autism
>>154047838basado
I have one mate who is a manchild and is into pokemon and so is his fiance but I don't know which way that went, and another who got a jap gf and is now into pokemon through hermaybe the secret to getting a gf is pokemon
I'm on permanent poverty lockdown
going to get on reta for a bit i reckon
i wish i had a japanese girlfriend
>>154047858pretty sure plenty of people do that here too
there is an adhd pandemic out thereeveryone has adhd
>>154047877Really? Show examples.I know there are no-lifers like mick and josh but I don't think i've ever seen people larping as a commentator as they do on bigfarty
>>154047885glowing
>>154047891fat retard
>>154047895clown
>>154047883it's bullshit, just fried dopamine systems and they cannot to concentrate, both of which caused by too much screentime
>>154047885I can't, I don't really post here during matches because it's all game related
>>154047883More liek everyone needs stimulants to cope with modern lifeDidnt some fella say "Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness."
>>154047858you've been complaining about this for the best part of a decade i reckon
why are we like this
>>154047905that's basically the premise to aldous huxley's brave new world
>>154047905i think it's just human nature at this point
>>154047906Post evidence.
>>154047909Like what
>>154047928that
I don't like Americans or their country or culture, and I especially hate their cancerous influence on Australia and the world. I hope we never get one in the AFL again.
>>154047939based
>>154047939this is the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umgi-CbaSRU
no i don't think i have the time for that right now but thank you
>>154047976It's just bots and different intelligence agencies from around the globe arguing Def not a place to visit if you want to keep your sanity
>>154047976americans are that stupid and bots
>>154047976most of /pol/ is shitting on trump though
>>154047988>/pol/ is full of posters who genuinely believed TrumpLmao, no refunds
>>154047920https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/100453874/#100454854
america is rightful english clay
that was fucking quick
>>154048000All you did was dig up some random post on an archive of someone expressing a similar sentiment.Where is your data to prove that was me? Better yet, post some data to prove you know who I am, and what posts I have made on this website over however many years.
holy based autismo
>>154048016the fact that you are defending it so staunchly speaks volumes
>>154048024Defending it? Defending what? What type of post constitutes a "defence" of something in your mind, anon?
he's gone a bit josh this one
come over all josh
st kfc was an alright guy imo
ynr doctor feel
I hope this iran lark leads to locky d and footy frenzies desu. normalfags will lose their fucking minds.
bruh
>>154048062fuck off jesse is based as fuck/ourboong/
Where do you guys stand on Daniel Gorringe?
>>154048058locky-d is unnecessary here imo, if anything severe motor-vehicle restrictions could be the gowhich would mean far fewer people attending AFL matches, in theory
how about they just allow fuel prices to actually reflect scarcity
>>154048093probably would spook the markets and consumer confidence and tank the economy, idk though
test
welcome back mate
I am still not happy with the state of first names in this country, and specifically the AFL.I would like to remind you all that there isn't a single player in the AFL called:SimonChrisDarrenDarrylGaryBarryTonyTroyDeanDavidDamienCraigBrianJeffBrettMartinGlennBut never fear, there is an endless supply of Josh, Lachie, Riley, Darcy and Ollie. Why are millennial parents so obsessed with calling their sons Josh anyway? It's such a shit name.Why are there 10 Christians, but not a single Chris? Seriously.Scott will also be extinct soon when Pendlebury retires. Shane is another with just one left (how the fuck is McAdam even still around? Waste of a list spot).
>>154048123Thanks, I missed you guys.
imagine an old man in his 90s, and he's still being called lachie or brodie like a 6 year old kid at a hungry jacks birthday party
>>154048125>Simon>Chris>Troy>David>BrianI hope these names get a resurgence. They're too good to die out but I suspect like fashion names are cyclical and all it takes is a couple of these names to be attached to some celebrities or a hit show and they'll be common again.
>>154048125Also no Stuart/Stewart, no Travis, no Trevor, no Richie, no Adrian, no Bill.But somehow we have a Shadeau, a Mate, "Luker", Gryan, Koltyn, Jevan.
>bo
>>154048125What really needs to stop is the use of surnames as first names.
>>154048180surnames and archaic occupations, yeahfucking americans.
>>154047939I don't like naggers either
>>154047883Everyone has lost the will to get out of bed in the morning. Speed cures that without side effects. It's just science.
>>154048125>6 Connors>8 Noahs>9 Jacobs>10 Darcys>13 Lachlans>16 Harrys
>>154048143that's what i don't understand. don't these stupid parents realize that this will be their name for their whole life? do they just look at their baby and figure he needs a name befitting of a cute baby?
>>154048214don't forget all the archies and archers. essendon has the biggest collection, while hawthorn have the biggest collection of joshes.
trashy phonetic respellings of common names fuck me right off to no end
>>154048240Calm down, Muhammad.
Don't forget the old daggy names that came back into fashion for absolutely no reason, like Harvey.Why did millennial mothers start liking "Harvey", but not Kevin/Kelvin?
>>154048247>t. djakxseynn
robert is a good name.>multitude of nicknames such as rob, robbo, bob, robby, bobby, bert. suited for every stage of life>common. a robert won't ever be asked to repeat himself or asked how do you spell that>works for both informal and formal usage>fashionable 80 years ago and will still be 80 years from now>rolls off the tongue well with most surnames, regardless of originshould more parents think this deeply about their sons name?
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dvRf10od3E
>>154047585Blood smear won't get a 3-4 game suspension, so saying fag is worse
>>154047858The suppression of anything but progressive woke faggotry there concerns me more
>>154047872The overlords at wef did warn a few years ago we would be eating less meat
>>154048268>and will still be 80 years from nowNo it won't. It's not even fashionable now.There is only one Robert in the AFL, Robert Hansen from Norf, and it's an abo (the abos are the ones keeping these old names alive).I guess there's a cat B irish fella, but his name is officially "Rob", and his mum probably wouldn't take kindly to calling him Robert or Bob.There is also Bobby Hill, but he was originally called Ian (another extinct name) and changed his name. He too is an abo. He probably wouldn't take kindly to being called Bob.
kevin is asian coded
>>154048272The talking heads in the media they usually feed their leaks to are already suggesting it will be a minimum of 3 so it will probably end up comparable to Rankine's ban.
would like to go by my middle but it just seems really wanky to tell people that i want them to call me by my middle name from now on
and look at this, the stinking CFMEU is sponsoring the youth teams now
>>154048317where do you think they get cheap apprentices to abuse?
For me, it's One.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G18qq0UekNM
Why are men allowed to work in childcare?
>>154048346The frequency with which this occurs is frankly disturbing.
Why do Australians love indian migration so much?
>>1540481252026 copypasta update:>ChrisChris Scerri, Fremantle (1st game vs Melbourne)2 Christians (Petracca and Salem)>DeanStill no first names, but there's a Harry Dean (Carlton, 2 games)>>154048172>no BillBilly Frampton>>154048214Also>7 Jakes>20 Jacks
footy?
>>154048359Forgot Fremantle brought in a Chris at the last second.Billy doesn't count as Bill. It would be Billy on the birth certificate, and they wouldn't like being called Bill. It's like how Jonathans don't like being called John.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukVqQ59P870
>>154048381Speaking of, there's also only 1 John left in the league (John Noble)
16 Sams
>>154046932Essendon haven't won a final in 30 years and if they don't beat Melbourne in two weeks will almost certainly go 1 year without a WIN.
But seriously, why is Bigfooty like this? Like, this is your life?Don't even get me started on that "TradeDraft" guy on the Collingwood board.
>>154048357Pic related is considered a classic indian film.
>>154048409As if you don't have 100,000 posts on /afl/.
>>154048409>TradeDraftCalled him an autist after the Pies/Crows game and he had a fit.
when will the immigration meme end
damn... seems one nation are complete fraudsters...
>>154048449Do tents count as dwellings?
>>154048437his yt channel had some gems on it. a favourite was him ranting and raving when pies were getting smacked by the iggs then angrily turning off the telly but he's deleted thatalso had a playlist of women giving birth
>>154048441When you're the minority, goy
Eating some kangaroo sausages for a midnight snack
everybody on earth are interchangeable gdp production units
>>154048472>also had a playlist of women giving birthkek
dockies on a plate
>>154048437Isn't this guy genuinely mentally retarded or something?
>>154048449Start: 10,000,000 dwellings. 25,000,000 people.Dwellings up 20% = 12,000,000 dwellings.People up 15% = 28,750,000 people.So...Dwellings: +2,000,000People: +3,750,000Technically the ratio of dwellings:people has gone up, but a lot of people are remaining single and older people with assets have realised they can buy up properties and force schmucks to pay the mortgage.So younger people/everyone gets fucked.
>>154048474Sausages made a squeezing noise in the microwave and the cat wasn't sure what was going on.
Why are West Australians like this?
>>154048549>I bring life into this world, I'm allowed to remove it
rezone the suburbs so people can build townhouses up to the street
>>154048559As in get rid of the footpath? Or remove front yards?
Do you eat fish on Good Friday?
>>154048575No because I don't eat white meat
>>154048568front yards
>>154048549>got sentenced to 10 years in the slammerOh ok, same sentence as Dante Arthurs, for the premeditated rape and murder of an 8 year old girl.Why is WA so cucked? Why do people from WA mock Victoria for being cucked when they only put away scum like this for 10 years?
>>154048624>On 17 November 2007 Arthurs pleaded guilty to the charges of murder and unlawful detention and was convicted in the Supreme Court of Western Australia; he was sentenced to life imprisonment with a non-parole period of 13 yearshe's never getting out.
>>154048702>After Rodriguez-Urrutia Shu was murdered, police were restricted in their ability to charge Arthurs with wilful murder, because it could not be proved it was his intention to murder her. Wilful murder, which carried a term of life imprisonment with a non-parole period of 15 years (minimum) to 19 years (maximum) at the time, was the highest charge that could be preferred for the taking of a life. Instead, Arthurs had to be charged and convicted with the lesser offence of murder, which excluded the element of intent. This still carried a penalty of life imprisonment; however, the non-parole periods were 7 years (minimum) to 14 years (maximum).I'll ask again, why are WA so soft on pedophile murderers? WA trying to model themselves after England lol
>>154048728>In addition to the changes to murder legislation, Rodriguez-Urrutia Shu's family worked to have the Western Australian Government introduce a public sex offender register. This would see the names and suburbs (but not addresses) of convicted sex offenders be made available to the public. Though public support was very strong for such a register, the government stalled on the legislation due to the concerns such legislation could cause to the safety of known sex offenders. Police in particular showed concerns for the fear of vigilante attacks against sex offenders who have been released after serving their time in jail. God bless Western Australia, protecting even the worst pedophiles.
>>154048728you reckon he should have life imprisonment for murder or life imprisonment for murder?
>>154048624Remember this piece of shit from back in the day. Glad he got life. Back when I justice system was half doing the right thing.
>>154049601>Glad he got lifeHe didn't. WA law dictates that all sentences have a maximum non-parole period of 12 years, so he still has a chance of being released. The girl's family have to start a protest every single time his parole hearing is scheduled.
>>154049627Doubt he'll be let back out onto the street for his safety.
>>154049627m8 him and catherine birnie are never getting out. parole only exists in theory for high profile offenders like them
>>154049659Still goes to show how cucked the state of WA is for even having that law. Not to mention >>154048748
>>154049694I think you'll find most labor states are like this bro. Anyways I'm confident he'll never see daylight again.
>>154049840The sandrat mother who killed this kid and severely disfigured 4 other kids got no jail sentence and only had her license revoked for 12 months.You shouldn't make too many assumptions of the justice system in this country. It's not as sane as you think.
Wakey wakey alf
have today offslept on the floor
Actually a smart move by the AFL to get Kylie, all the money is with Boomers and Gen X.
my pooties are fucked
gma
servo open, mixers acquiredhave fun at work nerds I'll be getting pissed listening to dnb and playing vidya
>>154053970Sounds lonely and depressing
>>154053994Can I save this image?
no
>>154054162Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>>154054254Thank you
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/afl/article-15688323/AFL-fuel-shortage-crisis-petrol-price-fans-hubs-Gather-Round.html>The AFL has started preparing for the possibility that the fuel crisis will have a shocking impact on this season's play – with the possibility of clubs operating out of hubs raised at a high-level meeting. How many asterix seasons in a row are we up to now? 19?
Return to state league football. Return to innocence.
don't you dare fucking save that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uKc0uwK2oQNeeded this
DEZIS IN A BOXTHEY GOT HIM
>>154054478>aus/pol is already saying its fake/praising himTruly disgusting
RIP free manhttps://youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8?si=T8mBgwESx22dYkkr
DEZI DEADMAN
>>154054478>>154054516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOPEhg_dNPE>>154054508Could not imagine being a /pol/ loser, what a grim thread they have
>>154054478>>154054527Rest in power
>praising a murderer and domestic terroristYou are truly disgusting people.
>>154054556Go Ned Kelly btw
no more dead cops
have no respect for the cops after government enforced covid lockdownscoming from good goy did my time in the army poster RIP Dezi
thanks for your service
y-you too
>>154053994the pies are fucked and should be in the gws tier or perhaps even the richmond poort one, they have had an easy start against two shitty sides and one decent one. pendles and moore out for extended periods is going to expose them and they are fucked.
It took 500+ of them over 6 months to find a man who's been living in the wild and they couldn't even detain him?What a pathetic lot, glorified ticket inspectors.
>>154054556also a wifebeater>>154054598you are a retarded spastic
>>154054643don't think they were trying to detain him
>detain himnah he deserved to die like the cunt he was and wanted to be
glowing in here a bit
>>154054548>>154054576Dezi shot two police officers dead when they tried to serve him a warrant for sex offences.Also Dezi apparently being a "sovereign citizen", had no issues collecting the disability support pension and receiving other government funded services.This is the person who you and the other high iq geniuses on aus/pol are celebrating
>>154054667either glowfrens or bigfooty/reddit refugeesgod knows we have plenty of the latter
>>154054598>>154054643See>>154054672
he woulda been executed and put down like a sick dogbased
>he was being investigated for noncery before he killed the copsImagine celebrating a paedo. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
>>154054727you're not looking at the big picturethe reason people are celebrating desi (I personally don't endorse this), and the reason he was sheltered by someone for six months is because there is public resentment for vicpolthe reason for this is because victoria had 200+ day covid lockdowns, there is video footage of police powertripping against pregnant women, throwing a man to the ground at flinders street station, not to mention the current crime wave that is seemingly not being addressedif you don't want people like desi lionised, the police force should be doing what good police forces do: serving and protecting the people, not acting as an arm of the state against them
>>154054672>Dezi shot two police officers deadAt least one of them was shot in crossfire by the female cop that was with them because she freaked out when the guns made scary noises and let the shooter escape
imagine calling someone a glowie because they aren't upset over a social security parasite nonce getting killed after killing public servants
DEZIS IN A BOX
>>154054767This dezu
>>154054767good and rational post
>>154054767>>154054787>>154054793None of that justifies murdering two police officers
>>154054767Don't forget the petty vindictive behaviour they had towards Pusei because he recorded 4 of them getting jeeted at a traffic stop
>>154054767If the police stop pursuing high-profile fugitives because they are currently unpopular, they are effectively failing at the very "serving and protecting" the public is demanding. You cannot simultaneously demand the police address a "crime wave" while also arguing that they should let certain high profile individuals slide because of bad public relations.
>>154054883Stop talking with the boot down your throat you're not making any sense
>>154054937Sorry you fail to understand simple logic.Retard.
>>154054883but when they devote unprecedented resources to said manhunt that affects very few while neglecting nigh acknowledging the issue that many feel there's bound to be a disconnect and a turning of sentimentI don't live in victoria and I want the police to act as enforcement for reasonable civic justice but that is simply not the case today
>>154055012well put
>>154055012not him but>Dezi murders two cops>hides like a coward and refuses to face trialWhat did you expect police to do? Seriously, did you expect them just to be like "yeah, all good mate"
The only reason they shot him is because they knew the courts would have let him bail out for 6 months good behaviour
