Tierlist I created r8 it. For the ones who might still qualify:Jamaica: 1/1000000Congo: 1/1000000Iraq: 1/1000000Bosnia: miracle runBolivia: miracle runCzechia: miracle runSweden: miracle runPoland: miracle runKosovo: miracle runDenmark: dark horsesItaly: realistic chanceTurkey: realistic chance Havent watched any games since 2024.
*any nt matches other than germany
Bumperoo
the last time we were 'dark horses', we didn't even win a fucking game
>>154050134Every tournament has a dark horse KWAB its okay man
>Italy: realistic chance
>>154051498I would die for Italy
>>154051512i would not die for Moise Kean
>>154049448>MoroccoKek maybe they get the cup handed to them in November after crying long and hard enough about how Voodoo witches are to blame for their group stage exit
>>154049448my take
>>154052008Morocco is forever bitchmade for what they did but their team is objectively good>>154052090Theres no way we are above dark horse
I hope we lose
>>154049448>Brazil above Portugal, Colombia, Morocco, Norway and UruguayNigga....
>>154052198Its not sorted within tiers dont worry
>>154052090>colombia as a contenderbro do you even watch the sport
>>154049448Honestly uruguay, croatia, morocco and norway dont belong in that tier. They arent THAT good.
>>154051498>to qualify
I think this is the weakest national football has been in a long time. These 15 are the proper teams id say1 spain2 england3 france4 argentina5 portugal6 netherlands7 brazil8 germany9 colombia10 italy (if qualified)11 norway12 turkey (if qualified)13 croatia14 morocco15 uruguayThe fact that norway turkey and morocco are legit threats should tell you how bad it is right now, no offense
I'm mostly just happy people pretty universally see us in the group just below the favourites tbqh.All I want is for us to be a team the opposition is hesitant/scared to play
>>154049448>Belgium B above Belgium ALol
Ive been on this earth for nearly 40 years, and every time Japan and South Korea gets overrated as likely being able to do somethingWhy is this? Other than S Korea getting rigged for in 2002 there's 0 precedent of them being legit nations any more than like Iran or Australia
>>154055070Using history as an example isn't really the best metric for either country. But I'd say in particular for japan, they were later adopters to the sport the same way the USA is and didn't even have a leauge till the mid 90s. Their generation now are dividends from that is more talented and better than anything they have ever had
>>154052090France and Spain are too obvious. They're gonna get shock eliminations.
>>154055101ok but theyre still going to go out in the groups or round of 16 like they always do
>>154049448>>154052008Nigga we are not getting past the group stage, our team is a joke
>>154049448Turkey played poorly, they lose to Kosovo
>>154049448>brazil>realistic chance
>>154055101Half of Japan's squad is either playing in the Belgian league or used to play for one of those clubs. Bad omen.
>>154052170t.
Heres mine, what do you think?
>>154060999realistic
>>154060999We belong in tier D for being doodoo
1. Španjolska, 'francuska', Argentina2. Brazil, Portugal, Hrvatska, Engleska3. Nizozemska, NjemačkaEveryone else has no real chance. Especially not Norway which is a provincial team with 2 good players. In order to make a deep run, you have to have experience and you have to go through the suffering of playing such games that they don't have. They will fall apart at the first real obstacle. Qualifications are one thing, the World Cup is something completely different.
I really need someone who rates them to explain to me how in the name of FUCK are England contenders.It's like 80% of the people on this board either have not seen a single football game in 10 years or are 200% retarded.
>>154061284England have a quality team but they are hyped as always. They are not in the top 5, they are in the top 10. What is your list?
Everybody is underrating the African national teams, but they're scary as fuck. Did you guys see the Africa Cup? Felt like I was watching 90's soccer, players actually fucking playing the game and not just passing back.
>>154061284i mean if they had watched football in the last 10 years they'd have seen england make a semi and 2 finals, how would that be the period that makes your mind up they're not 'contenders'?
>>154061794Man, they're weak. Since the '90s people have been saying they're going to be great but they've never done anything, and that was almost 40 years ago. Only Morocco came fourth in the last World Cup but they're not 'real', black Africa. What do you say, will you beat Bosnia? Is Italy scared, cautious or are you in easy mode, carefree?
>>154060999just thinking about how much ausbros will be seething seeing us in the same tier as them haha
>>154049448>engerlund>favoritelaff
I bet 500 on Poland at 3.85 points. CMON LEWA
>>154052160>Morocco is forever bitchmade for what they didSenegal were the little bitches who went to cry in the restroom for 20 minutes
>>154060999Most accurate take in the thread
>>154049448DEI list
>>154049448Not a bad list but Algeria needs to be bumped up
>>154060999redpill me on Paraguay
>>154061853>but they're not 'real', black Africawatwhen was this part of the conversation
>>154066751Morroccans aren't Africans they're arabs, sweaty
>>154066761>arabsthey larp as arabs but they're berber goat herders at best
alright enough fucking around, here's the objectively correct rankingeveryone else is in an imaginary irrelevant npc tier that I couldn't be arsed to add
>>154049448Norway realistic chance gotta be the funniest shit ive ever read, are you ok? Lmfao
>>154066831>thinking we're competent enough to rig anything Kek we should be below the dark horses
