>>154042075
SPAMMY ARE YOU OK
imagine letting a qt pie humiliate you on national tv
Your paddy pimblitYour vinicius oliviera Your israel adesanya
wait how did jiri manage not to discover anime?
this fight was a stain on the UFC
pissy got bitched by a suicidal guy lmao
whats that? hasnt won a fight in almost 3 years?!
Joe pyfer is a genius comedian!
Joe Pyfer was going to kill himself but God came to him and told him if he lives he'll get to beat the fuck out of a black on international TV.
>>154050452Izzy should rematch Costa so he can get kwab'd and humped down for his retirement fight
77 days until Gane fights.
Grasso should have raped Barber while she was unconscious.
77 days until dogbender still never wins a fight
>>154050515Zamn she pigga was tryna suck BBC (Big Beltran Cock) through his pants
Spammy on suicidewatch.
My allah give you me the mental fortitude of a black woman!
Joe Pyfer cheated on his wife then threatened to kill himself when confronted. This is not okay, this is emotional manipulation and abuse.
>>154050515Not a poo stain unfortunately. When you see it high-rez, it's just the grey reflective fabric triangles on the shorts.
how do you let a guy who doesn't even want to be alive beat you in a fight
>>154050654Daddysanya got dicked down with the body cam OFF
>>154050654how tf was that broken ass buck still ranked 4?
spammys face when im about to make him cum
>>154050611>gulp<>S-sniff... crotch is... g-gay??
>>154050700Shitnigguh tier post.
>>154050611>>154050709Walgged into that one spams.
>bbcbuck broken can(crushed)
>>154050769whats this have to do with adesanya getting raped
Tremendous card. On a fight night no less! The ufc is thriving. God bless Dana white
>>154050700>When the BWC first hits
Did Joe Pyfer preemptively predict cheating on his Mrs with izzy
>>154050848HUUTIS
list of glory champs and ufc light heavyweight champsnot listed: israel adesanya
>>154050856Call him Prophet Pyfer because he predicts these things.
maycee got gadooshed and raped sadly
>Daddysanya lo- ACKKKKKKK
Coldest MMA pic
Spammy is not taking the loss of his "Daddysanya" very well I fear...
grasso vs blanchfield is the fight to makei think grass shows levels
>>154051061Only Nbgubu was ever good
>>154051084Stipe buckbroke him..
We really ran this shit.
>>154051061what an embarrassing photograph
>>154051023Botched!!!
>>154051101HE CANT BREAFF!!!
Prime Daddymaru was a BEAST
Be Joe Pyfer mentally raped spammy last night
>>154051122Factual.
>>154051141Poor guy really thought Pissy could ever win a fight against a white man. Kwab, afraid not pal!
>>154051160being african is the worst base for mma
Spammy is really talking about a fight from 2017 lmfao
>Poor guy really thought Pissy could ever win a fight against a white m- ACKKKK
jizzy downfall directly correlates with ufc banning cool walkouts
>>154051171Being a nigger is the worst base for being human, sadly
FACT: every cuck in thr world is white.
>>154051196izzy having walkouts more interesting than his fights was a problem
I want it to happen at least once.That someone beats Adesanya and proceeds to throw imaginary arrows at him, do the same dance he did when he beat Whittaker, make fun of any family member of his, does a cumming gesture towards his cornermen and dryhumps him.Lots of people sad that he's lost 4 in a row, but to me 4 is not enough. I hope he delusionally sticks around for long enough to beat Ferguson's record and that he shits his shorts at least once. I want a fighter to knock him out and immediately throw explosive diarrhea towards Izzy's dead corpse.
>>154051230Spammy is the furthest thing from white imaginable
>thr world Illiterate dumbass.
FACT: Daddymaru busted Colpiggy's jaw with his massive BBC
Spaddy livin' rent free in homeboy's cranium
>>154051246Based.
imagine having dead, brown, lifeless poop eyeswhat an awful life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jScZixsd_EABlacks are so bad at fighting.
Maycee barber is a mess in every aspect of her life
>>154051061Unstoppable
>>154051420I can fix her with my huge white penis.
>>154051479they cant invent anything either
Hi blue eyes
>>154051479Blue eye master race is too busy running the world to fight for scraps in a cage.
>>154051341Such is life under DDPonalds muttmerica
Aljdaddyhttps://youtube.com/shorts/t2GYVLLJdak?si=t0A9G10CzUvuLc5a
>shorts
>>154051522I hear they're opening a buccees in Pensacola, you guys should come visit (bring your skin)
Come to Pensacola.
>>154051511>>154051534>>154051568Sup Sneed, still gay as can be?
https://x.com/NG91030990/status/2038159797191901480izzy got buck broken live
>>154051598Turn on your monitor.
>>154051101BACKSHOTS from PYFER?!
Green eyes greenize gree nies
Y'all must have forgot.
https://youtube.com/shorts/96CVVzg1xrI?si=KP4z_K5twxER6ll2
>>154051646>Unemployed shitskinBut enough about Sneed.
>>154051646Congrats on inventing a new sport
>>154051681Rent free.
Sneed has the important job of polishing my MWC
OHHHHHHHHH
>>154051697But enough about the bugs living in Sneed's skin.
Ladies and gentlemen ...we revved him!
>>154051771>LadiesStop talking to yourself.
spammys sexual attraction to white men confirmed
illia topuria white house champion
sneeds sexual attraction to black trannies confirmed
<3
>>154051909Sneed's clitty just twitched...
>>154051816Schaub looks cool as fuck there
Is it true maycee barber pooped her pant after getting KO'd? Shidded her short?
that lil webm of macy barber getting knocked out and then subbed made me fall in love with alexa graso all over again
If I saw izzy I'd tell him to rage against the dying of the light
>>154050577True. Womens Winner should peg the loser like in utlimate surrender videos
>>154052188I’d make that nigga to go gentle into that good night.
>>154051420What you think shes looking at
Nigger
>Yeah, my last opp wanted to off himself after fighting me
>>154052251
>>154050452Is there any hope for Izzy?
it is only right that pissy drops to #14
Ulberg starches jiri
>>154051479Ciryl GAYNE isn't a champion though?
ulberg couldn't starch kennedy nzechukwu
>>154052305No, it's over. It's only going to get worse for him as he gets older.
kwabesanya
It’s ok that Adesanya lost, he can deal with it. He’s still a UFC legend who made millions of dollars, a worldwide celebrity, and has a beautiful dog waiting in his bedroom. What do you have?
>>154052508legend to who? obese black anime nerds?
>>154052485>>154052518Fuck you!
>>154052485Not funny
so there was 2 sheems last night? thats gotta be a ufc record, if not fighting in general
>>154052637
"Pyfer's cute" - MMA Guru
"Too bad Joe just didn't stick it in when he mounted me" - Israel Adesanya
MMA Guru called Joe Pyfer cute
>>154052637izzy went back home and got fucked by his dog probably
>izzy gets buck broken badly>izzyfags begin spamming their gay blacked shit againthese threads will become hell when Strickland decisionates Cumshot...
Sean StrickCHAMP
Was Izzy ever good?
Zatdaddy rapes shota sean, just like his daddy
>>154052912Yeah
REEEEEEEEEt. sean strickland after dogbending adesanya
I lost weight. I went from a heavyweight to a middleweight. It's not worth it. Being a fat heavyweight is better than a lean middleweight. I don't even feel like a man anymore.
i want to see merab have a tony/izzy/bj downfall now
>>154052922>Zatdaddy rapes shota sean, just like his daddyJust like Zatdaddy's (WHITE) daddy??????? Uhhh... Okay I guess.
BEASTrab is coming back in full force
I hate seeing Khamzat toyed with by that fat piece of shit and I don't even really care for Khamzat. It's like he owns him like a toy.
>>154052637>by a white bitch Dan Hooker is anything but a bitch
>>154053165thats not putin in the vid tho
>>154053146he DOES own him like a toyhe doesn't give a shit out famous Khumsnot is, if he steps out of line or does anything out of line, he'll have Khumsnot and his whole family -ACK'd
>>154053165It's just sad to see. You get fatal pneumonia and wake up after getting flown back to Chechnya to get a thousand surgeries that Kadyrov paid for. Then he has to move back from Sweden and be the punching bag to his sons. Abandon any risk of ever heeming, which he CAN do, because if he loses, he'll be tossed in a ditch like this poor guy.. Not to mention all the other weird stuff that probably happens in the shadows after everyone's asleep..
khamzat is an asshole though, and 99 percent chance he's complicit in all that shit
Lucky charms using grassos pit as a bowl
>>154053146My buddy who's a college wrestler has to bark for his coach whenever he asks him to. It's kind of fucked up but they all laugh at it. I think wrestling is a dom sub thing and they enjoy it.
daner is a literal GOYIM
>>154053461I remember reading once that heterosexual men sublimate their homosexual or homoerotic feelings through competition, and that this is subconsciously expressed in art like in the typical "rival" character common in martial arts series.
Follow that choon
every main card fight was a finish and dogbender got molestedTHANK. YOU. DANA.
i am so blinded by hatred for the goyFC and the demons that own it that i couldnt even recognise that the card was supposedly good
Dee don't come in ye?
It's like the svur! It's like I'm looking at the svur ye?
Can't believe I missed last night
At the end of the day Izzy is one of the middleweight goats with 6 title defenses, defended 3 times a year, fought all the contenders, flatlined the rival and he is just having his paycheck fights
>>154053834It was ok but GOATed by 2026 standards
Schaub has been in movies
>>154053461Its an inherently homosex sport lmao
Chilling with my buddy Matt sera eating gabagool with olive oil in the UFC fighters union office where money flows into our hands from the membership fees that is subtracted from fighters contracts while we pretend that we protect their rights and serve their interests!
fagbender should just fight the bums he had to decisionate like gastelum and vettori
When Islam and Volk are finally over the hill everyone from thw COVID era will be gone
Pyfer is just the evolved form of Kyle Nelson
Heeminder at least 3 fights were scripted last night
>scriptedso many of you fags need to go back to wwe
No country for nico price
The Garroter of Guadalajara
STOP THE FIGHT
Woke up in a cold sweat with a hard white dick thinkin' of this lil nigga in the gym keepin' his bod nice and tight for his aryandaddies like the little mixed race cumslut he is. Oh yeah, UFC Lightweight Champion, UFC Featherweight Champion and BWC Champion of my Bedroom. 5'5 140lbs of pure cumdump, he left his wife to spend more time glued to this dick, you think he's a real man with those preened eyebrows and those pursed lips? Nah Clitia is constructed for White Men. Clock it.
>>154054394Mentally deranged post.
>>154053772
>>154054394based post
>>154054274We just had a controversy where we found out a large amount of UFC fights were fixed and you're just going to bury your head in the sand
izzy was never good
Nah fuck that
>>154054421it's called taking a dive you mong
Why do other people feel like they have a right to be happy when I'm fucking miserable. I love being a whiny faggot and bringing everyone else's mood down. Why the fuck should you get to enjoy life at all?
>>154054421who is we schizo
Holy shit, Ronda has 145 matches in WWE. How come she only has 14 matches in UFC? UFC is useless...
>>154054486The fans
You can literally hear the CTE in Ronda's voice
thinkging about alexa grasso
Brown nafri at your 12
*heems you*
Bryan Battle
>>154054677Could PFL please become even remotely relevant? The Queen of Violins won and Mr. Ditcheva got fisted by a black gentleman yet again. Imagine the low effort posts...
>>154054759kill yourself
>>154054759don't kill yourself
>>154054394Mentally based post.
>>154054811Babyshark Fight Week. We finna stick it out.
i hope paramount fixes the weight cut problem
There is no weight cut problem
>>154054759They could have had they made the Nemkov Ngannou fight
>>154055076truke
Izzy could have won if he kept chopping Pyfer's leg and just cruised to the 4th round if we wanted to stand and bang by then
>>154055165You don't understand Big Francis has to take the Philipe Lins fight, thats the type of matchup the UFC just couldnt offer him.
Ngannou has done zero jail time for running over a little girl
>>154055329Lins lost to the dead corpse of Arlovski
>>154055363they don't have sarcasm in bumfuckistan huh
>>154055352It's crazy how that got brushed under the rug, no one mentions it anymore
>>154055398we must heemind them
>pissy made a deal with the devil to beat pereira>fat frank sacrifices childrenthese african fellas are nasty pieces of work
cheating bloody benchod
>>154055463he got frozen like elsa
remember when kwabhib tried to take the belt from gayna after umar got humiliated
pregnant? brb climbing a mountain without restraints
>restraintsbruh
you guys watching apefc? it's on shrimp's btw
>>154055567Get out of here shrimpjeet.
>>154055595*clap clap*Kill yourself!
Grasso has that DAWLG in her I really hope she froze some eggs
>>154055612po' lil shrimpjeet just wants some friends
>>154055493kek, I remember
Hope they give Swanson a retirement montage
>>154054759Not behind the $30 ESPN Unlimited paywall. The only thing keeping them afloat is the Sheikh Dubiggers who've turned it into a caffe for reject brazzas to compete. Where they can meet with other shiekh business partners and not even pay attention to the fights. But the ESPN deal is up at the end of the year. If they don't renew, I wonder if PFL actually become a PooFC feeder promotion on Fight Pass. It's entirely possible.
Ali is unironically a terrorist snitch can't believe they let him in the White House major opsec failure and honestly embarrassing
>>154055664Why would long time FBI asset Ali Abdelazzi not be allowed in the White House
>>154055734
Hi my name is Jerry Ross Rust and HEEMM!! I a beta cuck to my ex girlfriend who cheated on me with another man am currently trying to text her
Any time your boy loses just remember that Charles Oliveira was a journeyman bum and then randomly turned the corner and became champIt's never too late
>>154051084was he though? beat a bunch of washed dudes and had to literally hump gane to a razor-thin victory because he was getting clowned on the feethe looked slow and sloppy in his one PFL fight and got his chin shattered against Joshua (who couldn't even knock out a much lighter Jake Paul)now this clown is gonna get paid like $20 million to fight THE PHILIPPE LINS (a pudgy light heavyweight with pillow fists for hands)
>tippity taps the vettori for 8 rounds>hunts and trades with pale ngannouhonestly? now that the dust has settled, i realize this has redeemed israel adesanya, and i formally withdraw the curse i put on him.
>>154055796He beat Tyson Fury
>>154055803outside of the knockdown, he got worked by an unmotivated and unprepared tyson. joshua took him seriously and destroyed him
>>154055828Still the lineal HW champ
>>154055837in la la land, sureas the macha drinking 30% bf performative redditors like to say, you are DELULU
>>154055803Which is worse? HW boxing or HW mma?
>>154055851It's not really a subjective thing
>>154055851You sound like you like men
"lineal" champs are just gay boxcel shit, no one cares
>>154055879you think about gay people too much to be straight>>154055872he objectively didn't win albeverbeit
>>154055893 You replied to me saying he was the lineal HW champ of MMA
>>154055906never happened. abort trollmaxxing
>>154055802real ones know izzy won then threw the fight to feel alive again
Ngannou lost to Gane
joe pyfers our bull. he even walks our dog before he leaves.
Heems, schemes, creams, screamsScreens, Queens, Beam, meansJustify ends, tens, Benz, cockblock my friendsBends, Pablo Honey, money, Brown BunnyDoug Funnie, dunny, crummy, dummyDumb me, green, yeah
ewing fight week
>>154055926holy mother of trvkes
Enter my lasso guard and you’ll experience hell
do you think izzy remembered his dead dog while he was getting beaten like one
ewing vs aleks topuria... now that's a fucking fight
I've lost some respect for City Kickboxing; they should have seen the writing on the wall after a couple of losses and worked with Izzy to adapt to his current limitations and strengths. If they couldn't find some techniques, footwork, defensive posturing, etc. that he could leverage now, then they need to make him take much less challenging fights
>>154056191Just showed this post to Eugene. He legit took his hat off and cried into it.
mfw izzy lose again
>>154056254chat, is this real?
>>154056264Some say.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>154055951Based Heems enjoyer
tom aspinall is kind of the deltarune to jack dellas undertale. dont worry, ill be repeating this a lot
bussy bitch
>UFC 327>main event is a LHW contender fight>joshua van defending his title in the co-mainhow do manlets feel when they see stuff like this? both fights are guaranteed bangers but the manlets are relegated to co-main status even though they have a title fight going on (just like wmma kek)
you know just dance by lady gaga?okay imagine that but the lyrics is just bleedgonna be okay dada dudujust bleedplay that record babe da da du dujust bleed
>>154056381Couple of things hear1. Shorter men live longer2. Being short isnt "malnet" you fucking idiot3. More hardcore fans will wtacth the Van Taira fight with more enjoyment4. I could weem yuo in real irl irregardless of size difference 5. Respectfully
fighters should be inspected by doctors once a year and assigned a weight class
>>154056410bonesly reminder i would van you
>>154056347You are a pencil chode’d skinny fat pot bellied Ching Chong with bitch tits
Fighters should be forced to fight Iran
>>154056347>>154056470
>>154056423could be corruptionthe only way besides the current way is by honor rule. make arbirary weight classes and fighters assign themselves to whatever weight class they want. but if aspinall puts himself in the same weight class as adesanya everyone makes fun of him and none of his peers and fans respect him. but really sports are a game of inches so the current way is literally the ideal solution.
>>154056381Van is seen as not a real champion, he is kinda like the Tom aspinal of flyweight even though it's not fair to Van, Van isn't a pussy
high trust weigh ins... fighters just tell the ufc what they weigh and the ufc takes their word for it
100% of /heem/ would die to a pyfer hook
>>154056564factual post I fear
>>154056564i can eat those shots
>>154056564*absorbs the damage*
you think its coincidence that I posted this last week and buffer messed up on the last card?
>>154056423I volunteer to inspect Alexa Grasso
>>154056347what up JTB
>>154056526Tbh my schizo theory is that pantoja can dislocate his elbow at will and it was all fraudy so first asian champ
>>154056366nigga shut yo bitch ass up NOW
alexa grasso caressing my bald head
grasso prefers long juicy hair like me and diego lopes
>>154050654>practically retired>4>14I still don't get how rankings work
>ishowspeed wants to send his brother 2-3 years to dagestan and forgetw speed
>>154056804his brother would probably get murdered
>w speed
>>154056799He was number one agsint DDP, number two against Imavov and now he is number four against Pyfer, he reigned 5 years as a MW champ, they can't throw him out of the rankings this fast
ishowspeed would heem the majority of you
ishowheems
i would heem bleem and cream him
ishowsneed would KO joe pyfer
you would sheen your pants if you fought him
>>154056799They're not real and don't matter
>>154056988enough about your sex life
The UFC's celebration of America's 250th anniversary ended with an American getting knocked out cold in front of the president on The White House lawn.
>>154056697Much love to yuo b Im good hows loife
how do it feel that this nigga can beat you up?
>>154057109I'm a natural flyweight pretty much everyone in the UFC could easily beat me. Maybe I'd have a chance with the straweight girls though.
>>154057109Id clip his figner off if he tried to oil check me. Kegels bitch. Ass kegles.
Taira wrestlerapes van i fear
>>154057152too real man
>>154057028Will never hapen
>>154057163Tai Tuivasa?
Tied to my vasa
Adesanya should start doing grudge matches against Ulburg and Buckley if he wants to out swanging and banging
Tai of the Vasa tribe.
>>154057238most retarded post of the thread
Adesanya vs Holland is the fight to make
>>154057238If you want the guy to get killed then you have my absolute unconditional support.
Tui Taivasa
Diaz vs Adesanya
>>154057251Yeah you just wrote it
adesanya perry bkfc is the fight to make
whats the point of keeping retired fighters that are done fighting mma on contract?
>>154057283So that they don't do shit like the netflix card.
>>154057283They were promised to Dana 3000 years ago
>>154057290hm true I guess it does effect the ufc in a way since they are an asset to competing organizations
i am the third topuria brother. the one your history books have forgotten.
heeminder pereira the fucking retard signed a new 8 fight deal
>>154057303we dont talk about ilia here
Tourette’s Topuria
im the first topuria sister
Adesanya vs Francis Ngannou in bare knuckle lets make it happen
I am the seventh son of a seventh son
also i was thinking the other night why dont we have a fighting league where there in a pool and its 5' deep for men maybe 4' for women? refs could sit in life guard chairs and the ring girls could be in sexy one pieces
Brutal
Pool Fighting League wouldnt work cause the acronyms already in use but im sure we could find something else
i never realized how much islam ducking ilia has upset the brazza community. they are running damage control 24/7 out there. we need to be considerate of their feelings.
>>154057386islam would actually drown agpuria
>>154057397so why does he keep ducking
allen will humble pyfer. just have to do this side quest real quick.
>>154057397He would, being realistic Islam has a nuclear shitload of advantages. We saw the way Charles manhandled him at LW so Islam would do unholy things to him at WW.Thing is however that Islam is terrified of heemers so he still won't take the match even though he realistically wins 9/10 times. It's the same as Jon vs Aspinall.Jon actually had all the tools to comfortably beat Tom but he's too scared of heemers and people bigger than him so he embarrasingly ducked a fight he could've actually won.
>>154057424>We saw the way Charles manhandled him at LWwhat planet is bro on
>>154057439I mean the clinch exchanges in particular. He pretty much just grabbed Ilia and ran with him towards the cage. Ilia had to come up with a very catlike airborne maneuver to not just get taken down, but the strength difference was visible.
humm make sense
>>154057463weight is a part of the game though nigga. islam weighs like 200lbs
poirier and volk have both said islam isn't that strong, poirier even said khabib isn't that strong, they just both have good technique and understanding of leverage, khabib much more so obviously
no actually doesn't make sense
>>154057472ilia is heavy too, dense bones b
>>154057478Islam has nightmares of this happening to him. If Volk dropped him then Ilia would put him in a fencing response.
>>154057494low key tried to warn you guys
what im saying is charles isnt gonna pull guard underwater. ilia isnt gonna stand and bang when hes up to his eyeballs. you give islam the martins rematch now, had islams entire career been in the pool, things would be different
>>154057504i don't watch tranime so i don't understand this reference
>>154057504wow. this really puts things in perspective.
>>154057519
>>154056381It's the LHW title fight, not a no1 contender fight. For championship fights, heavier weight classes almost always get priority in co-main.
Izzy was winning, why why why did he stand and bang
>>154057478ilia and tom are living proofs that the only thing holding indian mma back is lack of infrastructure and a weak combat cultureconsidering the population and active immigration, in 30 or even 20 years mma will probably be just a bunch of jacked undefeated indian prospects heeming each other
>>154057555Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
Sometiems when I post here I feel like Im in hell
pissy really wasn't doing that well and he looked worse than ever
>>154057622sometimes?
If Izzy was winning why didn't he just win? Food for taught
>>154057605Huh? Neither Tom nor Ilia are indian.and indians are literally getting smaller and weaker as time goes on lmao
>>154057605>weak combat cultureindia has a wrestling culture lmao they're just genetically bankrupt and their diet sucks
Had Ulberg beating Jiri but the former has the same coach as Izzy, he has throw the gameplan out the window and do something retarded isn't he
>>154057668>Had Ulberg beating JiriRETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>Had Ulberg beating Jiri
CKB's leg tap and runaway style is tailor-made to defeat the unheemable pressure machine that is Jiri Prochazka.
Ulberg vs jiri? Idk I haven't watched tape yet
>>154057716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFph6qGnaz8here you go m8
Congratulations to australia for the fourth UFC champ
>had Ulberg beating Jiri
*new zealand*>2 champs with only 5 mil in population Impressive .
Still have Ulberg beating Jiri
>>154057822pissy is the only nz champ ever
van a real nigga though on god
>>154057841explain why
>>154057822>morocco>40 million people>zero champs>india>1.4 BILLION '''people'''>zero champs
I feel like spending 2-3 years in dagestan would just make you more gay
>>154057858pontificate the pungency
Oh my god it's true
>>154057850Jiri is very beatable, the Glover and the Khalil fights laid out the blueprint to beating him, all Ulberg has to do is pick his shots carefully , win the first 2 rounds, cruise by circling around and not gas himself out on the 3rd and 4th then secure the last one, the Jan fight he nearly lost showed that he has a good gas tank and can manage himself in the late rounds
>all you have to do is come out swinging, lose two rounds without getting finished, then fight like you mean it again
THE Jiri Prochazka?!! The cracked chin bum who was losing rounds to Jamawl and Khalil Rountree?! THAT Jiri Prochazka?!?
>>154057895He has to imitate Izzy cause he has no persona
>>154057895based
>>154057903you made me do this
Whittaker is the only NZ champ ever, though
>>154057947>JiriProchazkavsKingMo.webm
>>154057947Ulberg had no experience leading to this fight, he was a novice, he had 9 fights ever since and gathered enough experience to manage his stamina well, watch the Jan fight
Carlos Dullberg (boring+jewish)
>>154057951>>154057969jiri was 23, ulberg was 30jiri was caught, ulberg was broken
>>154057909There's round-winners, and there's fighters
jiri and ullberg aka chopped and unc. if they made aspinall champ without winning an undisputed title fight when hes never even been an undisputed champion, i dont see why they cant just skip the next 18 months of filler arc and declare khamzat two division champ right now
>>154057977Literally me ln the right
>>154057984Samoans age differently, 30 is basically their 20s
look, ulberg could win, but not by point fighting decision. that doesn't work on jiri. diego is a scared bitch compared to jiri. someone is getting heemed.
this is the brute force era. ilia is skilled but even he is relatively a brute force nigga compared to someone like olivera or volkskillcels are in the bin this season i fear
Magic in Motion.
The only way i see Ulberg losing is if he does what Izzy just did which i fear his coach might make him do, i am afraid.
The meta jas come ful cicrle. Tank Abbott would be chanp atm.
jiri, ilia, mckinney, dricus, angela hill... there are just some fighters you are not point fighting.
Go to bed, man
business idea for tko: have def rebel make all the walkout music for fighters
Has anyoen ever been Turkey Slapped in the cage?
>>154057903>jiri losing by decisionbro is even more retarded than we thought...you're supposed to say shartlos will heem him with an ebin counter strike (even though his power is extremely overrated and he only heems gigawashed chinlets)
Gane would not approve of the use of AI.
gane vs prime schaub
>>154058178chills
ufc really is like, you guys are gonna love this fight we got scripted for a few years from now
>>154058042You could separate fighters into two distinct camps. Those who are cunning, but brutal; or those who are brutal, yet cunning. The old Mork vs Gork phenomena, a topic greatly debated among certain groups.
>>154058178Goosebunps
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>>154058184Sup Sneed, still a gay faggot?
>>154058192Demolished that dicklicker
>>154058192zapped that insect
>>154058192Bodied that bussy bungler
>Gane has expressed support for AI in the past, stating: “Humankind’s advancement is paramount. I have no reservations for the methods in which our advancements into the future are achieved.”>Gane has developed a reputation in the philantropic community as a regular donor to several STEM-related companies.
>Gane spent €300 on EA FC 25 ultimate team coins
gane is retarded so he probably does love AI
Curing Cancer and Capturing Championships.
>bonjour chatGPT, vich vay do i tvist ze leg?
>bookies seeing cazzies pick ulberg
Johnathan Joestar? Heems every single MMA fighter to ever live all by himself.
Deep down in your heart are you a good guy that's trying to be bad or are you a bad guy who's trying to be good?
Other than the main event and Tabatha Ricci I only know because she's mildly attractive, I didn't recognize one name on this card.
>>154058321The problem here is the trying. Just be who you are. You're welcome.
>>154058336Ethan wings is solid prospect, he is the guy who exposed wellmaker on a 12 hour notice
>>154058341Not trying? Ngmi.
>>154058351Being your authentic self takes no effort.
>>154058355One must strive to achieve the greatest version of themselves.
>>154058378Not really. Just be happy and comfortable with who is looking back in the the mirror. Being insecure about never being good enough is not that.
>you couldn't have scripted such a story book ending to a great career. Heh.. heh
>>154057152No matter how old I get, I will always feel something when I see this image.
>>154058391Seems this discussion could be branching into two distinct. precepts. When applied to a purely psychological concept than yes, it is good to find satisfaction within the natural state of being. But within the context of objective reality, and that which is within our control such as physical fitness or hygiene than quite the opposite is true, as only making efforts to improve your condition will yield dividends.
just be yourselfunless your a fag, then be someone else
>>154058425What’s the point if it makes you miserable? Only do it if it brings some sense of order and makes you happy. Otherwise, focus on what truly makes you happy and forget about all the social expectations forced upon you.
>>154058454Now this is sounding far too much like a 'body positivity' type of philosophy. It's best practice to accept and adapt to what is outside of our control, but only so far as we don't limit our potential with complacency. Surely you cannot wholly disagree with such a basic sentiment.
be joe pyfer
>>154058487Contemplate suicide?
My greatgrandma got hit by draco, I cant sleep at nightAnd my real dad lost to step dad, slap off fightAnd my lil cousin strung out on crack she nun but four years oldAnd auntie just got back from vietnam she lost three of her toesIm fighting deeemons
Ur supposed to figure who you are supposed to be and try to be that. And its dynamic not fixed. Bee yourself is completely arbitrary
Gane
Jiri is beatable. In fact, Pereira beat him twice.
>>154058566also that one kadyrov victim
>>154058631Edilovdaddy
this will save heem
@Grok generate an image of an ugly inbred freak
>>154058874Good meme
UFC just proved they are far from heemed. Some random throwaway fight night was the best MMA card of the year
>>154058881hes ugly but the beard makes it 10x worsehow did they manage to survive so long, it must have been through rape (which explains why theyre so good at takedowns) because any woman would refuse a man with that beard
I used to rule the worldSeas would rise when I gave the wordNow in the morning, I sleep aloneSweep the streets I used to ownI used to roll the diceFeel the fear in my enemy's eyesListen as the crowd would singNow the old king is dead, long live the kingOne minute, I held the keyNext the walls were closed on meAnd I discovered that my castles standUpon pillars of salt and pillars of sandI hear Jerusalem bells a-ringin'Roman Cavalry choirs are singin'Be my mirror, my sword and shieldMy missionaries in a foreign fieldFor some reason, I can't explainOnce you'd gone, there was never, never an honest wordAnd that was when I ruled the worldIt
>Keita>Patchy >Picoevery fighter outside of UFC is a gigacan unless proven otherwise.
>Roman Cavalry choirs are singinOK but what does this meanWhat the fuck is a roman cavalry choirWhat does that have to do with Napoleon
top 5 blacks in ufc>buckley>rountree>mckinney>lewis>usman
Just got back from a business trip how the fuck did Joe Pyfer beat Izzy
>>154059111Dive UFC has invested a shit ton in Joe and paid Izzy to throw the fight was pretty obvious to the non cazzie
>>154059111Izzy was winning the funt and then decided to punt it in the second round by standing stationary in front of Joe Pyfer with his hands down and trading for 2 minutes
It means a triumphant choir is abruptly kicking in like a roman cavalry, so you call it a roman cavalry choir.. Who gives a shit
>>154059111izzy quit
>tfw driving grandma to her doctors appointment but circle k talmbout some buy 2 get 1 free monster energy
>>154058874Their problem with Movsar isn't even really him being boring. It's his 1 fight a year schedule and pulling out of fights which have already been signed which is worse than turning down fights. He's pulled out of a ton that were signed not just in the works (probably those too). Yes he's had 2 where the other guy pulled out on him but he turned down replacement opponents.
>It means a triumphant choir is abruptly kicking in like a roman cavalryThat doesn't make any fucking sense. That goes against the fundamentals of English poetics And why a roman calvary in specific
>>154059180It fits in with english poetics. That's all it is. A visual poetic slop phrase.
>>154059180This isn't genius.com nigga
Jon Jones
>>154059235Fuck you
>>154059172>monster energygoyim really are stupid, willingly fucking up their liver for a overdose of b vitamins, taurine and caffeine.
Colby Chaos Covington
>>154059179>replacement opponentsMovsar is smart, you train 3 months for one style and then they give you someone else, what would have happened if he fought and lost? he would never get a title shot, his career would be fucked.
>>154059274The unc is here!
>>154059295>le chemicals explode your liver!just say it's a gay gross faggoty drink. no need to be scared bitch about it. chud hippies are so funny man
>>154059300>What would have happened if he fought and lost?He would have immediately fought for a title, probably won and would have made more money lol
>>154059300>>154059319I mean if he would have won. He could have beaten an easier guy, probably got a finish and then a title shot kek
i can count on one hand the amount of times i've seen someone get out of the position adesanya was in when he got finished. If your opponent is in full mount, you either get ground and pounded or turn around and give up your back and get finished either way. The only exceptions was when the guy on the bottom was a lot stronger than his opponent and simply pushed him off, derrick lewis has done this. Full mount = you're done. What's the counter to it if you're in that position?
Moicano vs. Chris Duncan now that's a fuckin fight
Pick up the pieces!
It's been over a year...
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>>154059329Glover had full mount on Jiri multiple times in their fight
