Devils Edition Last time >>154044577News >Vegas fired Casidy, Torts is now coaching
Torts has a message for /hoc/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXbjuDxjX1Q
my broons
>>154054416and then they swept the boltZ :)
Bedsy plays in a few minutes
I know they're losing but the Bruins are putting up an heroic fight>21 SOG>managed to hold a stalemate for the entire 2nd periodI'm not hoping for a miracle but at least they never lose heart
Yup I'm think muh teds are back
>>154054447it's like he's asking to get defiled in the showers
Marner will leave Las Vegas next summer.
Big dick /cric/Small cock /hoc/
My penguins ):
>>154054469>during a father and son road trip with the Toronto maple leafs Weird
Hobart got btfo (1-2) perfect season for nothing how brutal. They still have a dynasty but it’s less legendary now.
>>154054447crosby watching this and DEMANDING a trade to chicago
>>154054416try any of that old-school shit in the oilers locker room, see if you don't get your shit rocked, fossilfuck of a coach
>>154054403Honestly I think this is one of the finest pieces of Finnish cinemahttps://areena.yle.fi/1-39751
>>154054432why did it fall :(
not clicking that
>>154054500why do small colleges in upstate new york dominate d3 hockey?
>>154054505That's why mcstatpad hasn't won anything
>>154054500KWAB
>>154054505torts has a cup and a gold medal lmao
>>154054518they were afraid of it
It's triple crown season
ynr gerard gallant
>>154054505The Soilers enforcers are Josh Brown and Max Jones. Those guys would get heemed by Torts. Just waiting for them to call Clattenburg back up for the real action
marner is going to wet xis pants
Is the hockey collecge thing anytning like this because to me this seems like it is professional athleticicism just without any rights for the athletes.
>>154054597and his hair
>>154054614but he showers with the boys
>>154054649Marner has a private shower
Taking a huge stinky Canada right now and it's making another American have to go overtime to finish
>>154054597torts will hear from me
>>154054612>just without any rights for the athletes.what do you mean? they get a free "education" meaning they are there to play hockey and get a diploma for itthey're also allowed to be paid NIL money but im not sure how much if any they get, the NIL thing is mostly for football and basketball
>>154054518nerve gas
>>154054612all that changed they now get paidbecause they now get paid, NCAA hockey will start pulling more Canadians and become good
>>154054432Did he die?
>>154054501Don't slander Crosby. He belongs to Mackinnon
>Torts gonna coach MarnerAnother Americhad gonna be bossing him around
>>154054690yes. it's from some dooshes with a youtube channel where they slaughter animals for fun. in this case they set bait out for the bear which as far as I'm aware is considered poaching anywhere in the civilised world
>>154054689top d1 teams are already better than top chl teams
>>154054706Eichel has been taking control of him in the showers all season
>>154054679I guess what I mean mostlys is that "professionalism" in the north american landscape is very VERY weird to me., mean is that it is supposedly not "professional", but they have several engineering professionals and a whole lot of other stufff supporting them that most professional leagues wouldn't even dream about.
>>154054710Death penalty now
>>154054713because they’re 2 years older
>>154054669bet he does the towel dance as well
Jackiesbros, we better not fucking choke this
bel arrêt
Holy fuck. Nashville just lose, you useless fucks.
Im not a youtuber but canes doesnt look like the best team in the league to me
>>154054716well yeah, when you're a huge awesome rich country you get to do cool stuff like that
Monty bros our time is up Dobes time is now
>>154054749Shannon reads the boxscores of every game, so I trust his opinions
>>154054737achievable natty?
>>154054716Anon the USA is living life in another dimension when it comes to sports and life
>>154054757YEah yeah but ignoring about having the money to do that stuff, how can you even say that it is "non-professional" when the "NCAA" nonprofessional thing is more professional than most professional sports, even in north america.
>>154054761post the Monty gif
https://youtu.be/SBmX7-6eJmsGOATed album
>>154054761>it would've been 0:5 with Monty in the net
>>154054786I still listen to jesus of suburbia when I bike
>>154054786>your country lost to idiots
HOLY SHIT MY BROONS ARE MAKING A COMEBACK
>>154054795JESUS OF SUBURBIA
my broons are clawing back :))
>>154054735ohnononononono
>>154054814Dearly beloved, are you listening?I can't remember a word that you were sayingAre we demented, or am I disturbed?The space that's in between insane and insecureOohOohoh therapy, can you please fill the void?(Ooh) am I retarded, or am I just overjoyed?(Ooh) nobody's perfect, and I stand accused(Ooh) for lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse
>>154054795basket case for me along with rakkautta ja piikkilankaa to throw a finnish twist into ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awyLlyRYOaE&list=RDawyLlyRYOaEGod I hate it that evertytime I look up a song youtube conjures up a ling of &startradaio=yadayada
>>154054779the ncaa is by definition an amateur sports authority. as good as they are and as big and impressive their facilities are, they would still get smoked by any of the teams in our actual professional leagues
>>154054833
Really tired of these boarding calls where the guy sees the hit coming and then turns away from it.
>>154054453I'm really impressed with them tonight
mcavoy flopping
are canes frauds
>>154054864In a definition that no one gets payed (at least on contract). They way that it seems to operate is professional.
I am going to fucking seethe if they score on this after mcavoy being a giant cunt
almost 5 in a row, fellas. they used to lose 5 in a row. not this year.
>>154054928Killed it off. Puck don't lie :)
bro what the fuck happened to allen fr where the fuck did he think the puck was LOL
>>154054768All sports other than hockey are niggers sports. You have nothing to be proud about.
These refs really trying to save Nashville
>>154054922yeah, idk what you want from me. you can call it professional if you want. im not sure anyone here really cares about the distinction. college sports are more popular than pro in a lot of places anyway
>mcavoy penaltyKEK
Devils devil here. Still not watching this shitty asterisk season btw.Laff while you can.
>>154054869It hits a closer to home as I grow older
how are Charlie Coyle and Miles Wood doing with the Jackets this year?
Dobes
>>154054960What about horse racing? Secretariat is the greatest athlete of all time and it isn't even close
>>154054967>dont call an obvious headshotsure thing buddy
>>154054933oh damn, that was 5 Regulation Wins in a row too.
no storm surge for caneniggers
>>154055003Coyle has been amazing. His line has been our best a lot of games.Wood was ok for the first month of the season but he's been invisible since then. He gets healthy scratched most games.
>>154054993actually from NJ? are you a made guy?
>>154055009You mean where Gourde got headshot on the PK? Yeah they didn’t call that.
>>154055035YesAnd no, I can't be a made guy. I'm Isabeau Levito
>>154055003How's Brindley doing? I know he started off really well, but I haven't been watching the Avs
>>154055008Past time, not sports.
>>154055035he lives close to the sean higgins incident
>>154055057nice you're a piece of ass
>>154055058He was going good for awhile, but I think he is not going to be playing in the playoffs as they want to go guys with more experience.
>>154055064Sorry anon, Secretariat was just another American chad dominating you third worlders. If they put Secretariat in the NHL he'd be unstoppable
>>154055077Seems like a good hockey trade then. I really really hope we can extend Coyle
>>154054960Try to stare at me in the face and tell me that skisdytte is not a whit mans sport right not I dare you danskjävel
>>154055106Is that you?
We don't beat dead horses here
>>154055106ai picture, no frozen nose hair
>>154055122they had to get a leaf to ride secretariat because americans were too fat
>>154055106Toid bitches really have crusty ass booger noses and don't wipe they ass
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154055140OK tubby
>>154055162Most is better than vast majority lardo
Boone Jenner fucking sucks. Olivier or Werenski should get the C
>>154055179Last time you ran a kilometer Stephen Harper was in office mera yaar
THIS IS JUST BONKERS
>>154055193still more recently than you fatty
canesissies are fantasizing about hurting Caufield again :(
Detoilet sisters, they went to OT like we couldn't afford. What does the Yzerplan say we should do?
MY BROONS ARE SO BACK! :)
is suzuki doing blow? snorts his nose a shitlot during interviews
>>154055193Chrétien and it was a terry fox "run"
>>154055162the average american woman weighs more than cole caufield :(
>>154055211Sacrifice the Tigers, Lions or the Pistons to revive your team. Maybe more.
>>154055227>the average elephant weighs more you don't say
>>154055227What state has the easiest women ?
>>154055205>when you come at the king don't missI ran two miles on Friday and about to go for a run again at sunset tonight. Nice try though dough boy
>>154055245she weighs as much as a blastoise or slowbro
fuckin god damn useless blue jackets franchise
>>154055247The 51st one
>>154055256don't too much cardio or you'll lose your gains
>>154055262stop gambling.
Thank you Jet
>>154055227Not if you live in a real state with women that actually work out>eliminates 48/51 states >>154055273Yes, I eat enough protein. All natty baby
>>154055288how much can you bench? post body
*Oba Femi struts into the thread*
why is the draft a thing when america is supposed to be a capitalist paradise? I'ts such a bizarre quite frankly communist thing to me
>>154055278Im a habs fan you fucking idiot.
>>154055297Sounds like some kind of off brand maxi pad
>>154055304friendliest habs fan. god you people are insufferable
>>154055296I don't bench, I do free weights and cardio. Not looking to become Arnold 2.0. I just turned 40 so my focus is keeping my heart healthy and cardio at a certain level. My old man strength is at an all time high though
>>154055304based
>>154055302Cool it with the antisemitism ok bud
>>154055318good idea. I've accepted that I'll change my training routine once I hit 30
>>154055317>be a mouthy little faggot swede>mouth off to everybody all the time>someone mouths off back>hurrrrr you people are in sufferableShut up bitch.
what 1993 does to a mf >>154055344
MY BROONS! :))))GG Teds I hope you make playoffs
HOLLY FUCK THE BROONS COME BACK FROM 0-3 AND WIN IN A SHÜTOUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsW0OuA6Uzw
poolumbus weekend meltdown
>IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0
>>154054456Cut boone jenner ffs
the absolute state of the teds
>>154055354WOAH WOAH WOAH>https://youtu.be/x-64CaD8GXw?si=uY0FGvGbvBLwwR6C
Why couldn’t the bruins win in regulation? Cunts
Whenever torts get hired, I imagine its just to go into the locker room and call them all a bunch of faggots for a few months until they move on.
>>154055401based
turn on the magnets now gare
>>154055401I could do that for free for them
>a grown adult man named dougie
>>154055057wrong, she loves the flyers
>>154054705cindy belongs to everyone
>>154055468It's only fitting
Kitties now 5th in the draft lottery, the tank is going as planned
>>154055483Please don't let Gary rig the lottery for them. They don't deserve it
>>154055401That and making them do gassers is all a real coach in any sport should do
>>154055490I don't care who gets the pick as long as it isn't another Can'tnadian team. They've had how many #1 picks the past decade?? You telling me that shit isn't rigged?
>>154055509Oilers had like 4 in a row
flysies :D
>>154055490It's good to be back, I've missed the magic of rigged lottery balls so much.
>>154055516>>154055509Since 2010 6 Canadian teams have had the #1 pick out of a possible 16 with Edmonton receiving 4, Toronto 1 and Montreal 1. Edmonton won 2010,2011,2012 and 2015
*ryys*
>>154055541>6 canadian teams>toronto, montreal, edmontonesl moment
Can the Flyers actually make playoffs?
>>154055569no
>>154055569mathematically yespractically no
>>154055577CHECKED AND TRUTHPILLED
>>1540555584+1+1 = 6 retard. I thought you Indians are good at math
>>154055558
>>154055592>canadian teams drafted 6 times...>6 canadian teams drafted...esl moment indeed
>>154055621>oilers 2012 is the same team as oilers 2015just stop embarrassing yourself kid
PECO POWER PLAY
>>154055627>the soilers arent the same team as the soilerslol
>>154055669fuck up pussy
oilers a tranny team for fags
canada's official team sorry chuddie
Vegas has set the new meta: regular season coach + playoff coach.
is it really that hard to stagger the games by like 30 minutes gary
>>154055621Kek he doubled down on his stupidity. Truly a retarded ESL
>>154055744>20 minutes to finally reply no youtyfyc jorge
>>154055648retard
>>154054488I guess this is the polite way of describing daddy roleplay.>>154054469But where will he go?
>>154054488I don't think it's that weird. A lot of teams have family road trips
>>154054922The distinguishing feature of "amateur" sports is that the athlete doesn't get paid. That changed relatively recently when the players started taking the schools to court and the courts ruled that they can earn money from their identities and, more recently, that they can receive a share of revenue. The Supreme Court basically said college amateurism is a sham and the schools should stop pretending they aren't profiting off unpaid labour. So the line is blurrier or nonexistent now.
>>154055707Hope this fucker falls in a hole and disappears
>>154055723all that just to be a first round exit
>>154055687nice crosby digits>>154055707nice larionov sharks digits>>154055744pronger digits! checked>>154055896tomas holmstrom of the detroit red wings wore 96! nice digits bro.
>>154055856>2 grown men sleeping together in the same hotel room>not weirdthe heated rivalry damage just never ends
future 'hawks
>>154055941you never slept in the same hotel room as your dad/brother/buddy? bet you didn't shower with the boys
25 years ago to the day a flyers fan attacked Domi in the penalty box
>>154055941
dreading monday lads
>>154055966our mitchie :)
>>154055948>only 2 goals at the BrickFuture bust
Connor Bedive
Refs ruin another game
anton frondell first multi point game
>>154056051Those mother fuckers
did that ESLeaf really think 6 Canadian teams in 16 years winning the #1 pick meant that 6 different teams won it? How low iq is he?
I went to a hockey game and a minor quarrel ensued but was quickly dealt with and all activities henceforth resumed normally
LET'S GO DEVILS
>>154056145/playoffs/ bound next year!
>American goalie, American hero
>game with an eastern playoff hopeful >it goes to gary time shocker
DEBBIES WIN
I'm surprised Torts hasn't had a press conference yet to start dunking on the plebs from the VGK penthouse
>blackcawks What do they even DO?
steve dangle called torts to vegass. shannon could never.
ZEGRAS!!!!
bedard needs a real deal goalie like dustin wolf
And all of a sudden Philthy has re-entered playoff discussion.Yzerplan status?
>>154055966how could it all go so wrong
East playoff race is crazy. Last year we have lowest point total to get a playoff spot. Now we're probably gonna get highest point total to not get a playoff spot.>>154056218Flyers have can get 104 points max right now. But so do 3 teams, with 2 more teams in their own division with higher max point totals. With a home record like that, you're not playoff hopeful, you're struggling to hang on.
wonder if torts will still be wearing that black turtle neck
>>154056301Every team around us playing their asses off and fighting for their lives like not making the playoffs means they lose their jobs, and the wings are pouting in their locker room calling spas and golf courses for their upcoming break. They’re just so “mad”, they “dug themselves out of so many holes”, “tried their best”.
>>154056311He seems like the type of man to have a limited wardrobe
vegas is heem central i fear for marner's safety
>>154056301overcooked
>>154056309We aren't going to know the bracket until the final day
>>154056213He was so elite in the finals. I'm glad he finally won something
>>154056332look how they massacred my boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIWRHiUf4dgwow she was all over him i wish a woman would flirt with me like that
>>154056378who cares, those shitty frozen pizzas taste like cardboard anyway. Get a fresh pizza from your ready-to-eat counter instead.
This is giving me aids
>>154056451frozen pizzas are delicious
>>154056469bruins look like a lock in unless they go on a generational crash out
>>154056469>>154056508they could still crash out but probably not
Gonna have a few drinks and play some video games then listen to some muuuuusic.
>>154056545what music are you into
my jackos
>>154056309>leaf post>it's COMPLETE FUCKING DOGSHITwow another absolute shockerSaying the flyers are just hanging on when they have 17 points in their last 10 games. You should stop posting before you make yourself look if even more dumb. Please seek MAID immediately.
>>154056213USAUSA
>>154056525After tonight's game, I'm confident in them :)
>>154056554me on the sidewalk (I can't leave home without my safety vest)
It’s up
>>154056548The unorganized playlist with many songs from many different genders
>>154056574Thanks and just like that, nashville's playoff hopes decline
>>154056578just like me fr
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154056550>>154056574chart says they are just hanging on sweetie
>>154056578>many genders what's your favorite male song and female song?
>>154056311>>154056317He wont be wearing that shit in Vegas weather
>>154056587Just like my islanders
>>154056606pink tranny club is /hoc/s official song
>>154056606I only listen to non binary songs
Like first it played The Anvil Chorus by some Italian composer and now it's playing Tarzan Boy by Baltimora.
>>154056634So electronic
>>154056652Only jungle and drumb and base from the late 90's
>>154054403>>154054416Torts crashing out weekly throughout every season is an absolute treat for me.
I haven't watched in a long time, does my team still suck?
>>154056652trannys werent really a thing when boards of canada or aphex twin were at their peak.
.>we have torts now bro's. based desu hopefully he can whip these fags into shape. it's hilarious his contract is only for the remaining 8 games and 'yoffs.rip bruce you were a good coach thanks for the cup king
>>154056688A tranny was the first person to bring the moog synth into public knowledge.
>>154056451if you preheat the oven to 450F (real units) then you can get the ready to eat counter taste for less than 20% of the price
>>154056665Based Adam K and LTJ Bukem fan. Not that Andy C and Goldie nonsense
Sup
>>154056704i dont think the grateful dead were trannys
the dead sucks desu
>>154056715Anyone who cooks uses Fahrenheit
>>154056757dont let xrb hear you say that.
>>154056676yes
>>154056766kwab he sucks too
>>154056769Understandable. Maybe I'll check back in 2030.
ive heard milds do somalian sex parties to boost their T level
>>154056676suck doesn't even come closemuch bigger problems
>>154056715nah, they still taste like the cardboard box. the only good frozen pizza dough i got was a pretzel dough, but the rest of the toppings were terrible. a frozen pizza is about $9-10 now, and pizza pizza has an internet deal for a medium (same size as a frozen pizza) 2 toppings and a dip for $13, or medium 1 topping for $10. I'd rather have a fresh pizza than those frozen pizzas for the same price.
Bowness ripped into my Jackies in his post-game press conference. I hope it can light a spark because we've been playing like complete shit for over a week
>>154056819>thinks Pizza Pizza isn't cardboard box materialngmi. Elevate your pizza game. Pizza Pizza is dogfood stadium tier like you get at the arena
>>154054761>>154054781sorry missed the gamehow did our >new power forward rookie do?>>154054737fuggin saved
anons you're supposed to remove the cardboard before eating the pizza
>>154056845i never said it wasn't, but it's fresh pizza. I get pizza from a local place most of the time (greek style, cheese over the toppings), but they close at 8. Pizza Pizza closes at midnight during weekends. It's not a spectacular culinary experience, but it hits the spot on a late saturday night.It also beats frozen pizzas.
Leave the pizza, take the cardboard.
