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Dogshit OP as per usual
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>>154056535
Obvious cry for help
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>lions have the better odds against the pies
Collingwood are FUCKED
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https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2026-former-carlton-blues-player-nick-stevens-found-guilty-on-pool-fraud-charges-by-melbourne-jury-latest-news/news-story/51d0954721e86b1fbd1aa9399294457f
Bloody tradies (formerly AFL players)
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RIP DEZI
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saw someone filling up a sulo bin with diesel kek
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iggs wildcard round 2026
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12.5km walk done
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>>154056738
Looking good mate
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blog on wanker
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won a regatta today lads
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>>154056762
phwoar what a throwback
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smellbum must be nuked
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>>154056728
this may very well be true
my pooties will take their place on bottom of the ladder
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essendon vs western bulldogs seems like it will be a humiliation ritual
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Why do teams never win by 100 points these days
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>>154056844
Lack of dominant full forwards
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>>154056844
they're not allowed to anymore
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>>154056844
too shit
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>>154056858
What happens if they do
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>>154056887
they get reprimanded by afl house
im not kidding a directive went out
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>buying the paper purely for the puzzle pages
Crisp or limp?
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>>154056898
limp because the msm is scum
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God imagine him picking up Kylie and fucking her in the stand and carry position, her cute little 4'10 femlet feet flailing everywhere whilst 'On A Night Like This' plays in the background so hot
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>>154056918
cunt off spacker
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>>154056887
https://youtu.be/x5_RcbthRzI?t=368
words he used was "margin compression"
we will see what the bulldogs will do this weekend
ample opportunity to flog the shit out of bombers
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something must be done
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Sunday ausport
#afl
Afternoon 300k
Afternoon G1 218k

#nrl
Afternoon 480k

Data: voz
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I love her.
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>nrlsperg doesn't realise that the nrl was also split across two games and therefore the nrlel still got less views
must be easy kicking own goals
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the nrlel didn't have two afternoon games
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>>154056990
it did if you measure from queensland
now post attendance numbers
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>>154056898
Limp. You're contributing to a propaganda mill and there are infinite puzzles available on your computer/phone for free.
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>it did if you measure from queensland
you don't
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>>154056844
they all want to play softcook poofterball and "slow down" the game in a blowout and play with over-caution to prevent injuries
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go strom
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got a good joke about carlton but can only tell you half of it
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>>154056535
crisp OP lol
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>>154057170
very good
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>>154057218
Whenever I check my junk mail there’s like 4 of this same email and multiples of other slight variations of the same scam. Even if your junk mail filter didn’t capture it how dumb would you have to be to fall for it?
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>>154057241
do you remember how stupid the football enthusiast boys were in school back in the day? they never develop beyond that
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Interesting that Ross the Boss didn't think Berry had an influential role but he still gave him at least four coaches votes.
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>>154057241
In fairness to Jacob the scam he fell for was slightly more advanced but still 80 IQ level stuff. It also cost him a lot more than 600 bucks because he gave access to everything he had.
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This place just ain’t the same without Reality Check
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>>154057288
You're never going to get another person to agree with you, give it up and move on
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>>154057300
This 100%.
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At least half this place loves and misses RC
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>>154057288
it hasn't been the same since the /cric/ casuals came back, as well as the bigfooty and reddit refugees
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>>154057288
So true.

>>154057300
Idiot

>>154057315
The silent majority always appreciated RC and the advice he gave. It was always the vocal minority epik leejun XD that "dogpiled" on him anonymously like cowards.
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>>154057333
Trip on RC
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based mascot (scott)
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>>154057339
I'm not RC
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>>154057317
t. covid 'oldfag'
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we don't sign our posts here
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Buy a pushbike before the market erupts, get in before normies push the price up.
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>>154057376
shove it up your arse push bike shill
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>>154057392
I'm trying to help you mate, make you a better person.
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>>154057396
fuck off
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LEADERBOARD

24 Nick Daicos (COLL)
20 Christian Petracca (GCFC)
19 Marcus Bontempelli (WB)
19 Max Gawn (MELB)
18 Zak Butters (PORT)
18 Callum Wilkie (STK)
16 Shai Bolton (FRE)
15 Harley Reid (WCE)
15 Josh Treacy (FRE)
14 Touk Miller (GCFC)
14 Jack Sinclair (STK)
13 Clayton Oliver (GWS)
13 Sam Walsh (CARL)
12 Tom Barrass (HAW)
12 Max Holmes (GEEL)
11 Ben King (GCFC)
11 Caleb Serong (FRE)
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>>154057407
Enjoy buying petrol then, don't complain.
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>>154057410
on ya bike fuckwit fuck off
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>>154057417
GOTTEM
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>>154057417
I can afford to travel whenever I like for as long as I like. I invite you to accept the same privilege.
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I would be so scared to drive on the road as a cyclist.
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>>154057432
It's really not as bad as it seems. There are also almost always less busy side-roads to ride down as an alternative too.
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cyclists are scum of the earth desu
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been syncing up with the stinky indian at the gym again gong to have to shift my workout time
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>>154057442
You mean cagies
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>>154057270
that's because ross the LLLoss is a complete fucking moron who knows nothing about anything
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>>154057442
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S
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>>154057448
did i ask for your input you subhuman fuckwit cyclist cunt? hope you get run over you mouthy deadshit spastic
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>bro i said maggot not faggot
kek
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>>154057457
>talking like this and calling others scum of the earth
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>>154057460
>noo le mean words hurt my fee fees!
you're a gutless maggot coward and should join your boyfriend cyclist faggot as roadkill
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Been hitting the books learning about how bookies set odds today, i'm making good progress.
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>>154057270
to be fair some coaches clearly dgaf about votes at all, eg mcrae always gives naicos a million even last year when he played shit
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>>154057466
nice blogpost champ
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>>154057464
Have you got anything meaningful or constructive (let alone intelligent) to say?
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>mfw letting 3 first round picks go and then decide to rebuild
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even when the petrol runs out lycra cafe racers shall be looked down upon
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>>154057470
you certainly don't, fuckwit cyclist
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>>154057469
When I figure out how to exploit these bookies you are no longer getting betting advice
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>>154057459
He literally stole my idea >>154028004
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>>154057475
The only way they'd be looked at is with envy, as they can travel and others cannot.

>>154057477
Keep going, you're discrediting your position with every post you make.
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angrysperg, is there any you do like? what brings you joy?
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>>154057459
So he’s done this twice now? Holy based
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>>154057466
care to share some insights
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>>154057481
maybe he posts here
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I mog the bookies (only down $2500 ytd)
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>>154057483
EVs, electric scooters, mopeds and bikes that run on a whiff of fuel
you will forever be a nuisance to everyone pedalcunt
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>>154057486
To be honest after all my study I'm still stuck on pretty basic probability. I'm coming for them just, uh, slow and steady.
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Do you think Essendon made a mistake with Merrett?
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Just killed two flies in one swat
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>>154057468
I think it's more indicative that Lyon talks absolute shit in his press conferences and people shouldn't take anything he says in them at face value. Berry was clear BOG and even with Lyon talking him down in the presser he voted that he was 2nd best on ground at minimum.
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>>154057471
Every man and his dog that wasn't in the Essendon list management team saw that coming. So fucking stupid.
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>>154057495
A very feminine shame-based popularity-contest style "argument" (that doesn't work). But do you know what is a nuisance? All the money wasted funnelled into keeping that cuckcage.
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>>154057505
yeah that's also true
i remember once hearing some minor journo talking about hating going to ross pressers after games because you never knew if he'd be in a good or bad mood, and would sometimes be seething even after a win kek
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>>154057497
No, he’s worth more than mid to late first rounders as the only good player and leader at the club
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>>154057514
Seething after a win is how you get insanely good teams. A win isn't worth celebrating unless it was completely comprehensive.
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Fun fact: the cream always rises to the top
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good to see you're still here bikecunt
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I was going to research and plan something today but I can’t remember what it was
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contracted player
that is all
we could fuel the country on your seethe
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>>154057471
>>154057508
you sure he wasn't talking about richmond after taranto and hopper? or hawthorn after o'meara, mitchell and wingard?
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>3 first round picks
Those picks would have been in the 20s
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>>154057511
oh so you feel the shame?
I laugh into my helmet every time I overtake a cyclist because I'm not a pedant and there are bikes with motors now
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>>154057511
>its that same poster from the last thread
You fail to realise that all essential services/products in Australia rely upon fuel.

How do you think food is grown and distributed accross Australia?

You going on about getting a bike indicates you have no clue about the critical role that fuel plays in Australian society
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>>154057508
No there were some dumb fuck bummers fans who were saying shit about sending a message to Merrett and the rest of the team, needing to honour contracts, this is how team culture is built etc. retards

that being said my boss who is a bummers customer was furious the club didnt get a deal done
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hawks should have offered merret a bike
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ever consider just paying more for fuel
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>>154057534
>(that doesn't work)
You must've missed that part.

>>154057536
What gave you the impression that I'm against all fuel use, especially in terms of transporting goods? You're trying (and failing) to put words in my mouth.
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Australia needs a big monorail.
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hawks just needed to offer more
its that simple
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>>154057549
What about us brain-dead slobs?
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>>>/n/
safe space is over here
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without trucks
australia fucks
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>>154057459
>look his mum in the eye and tell her
Is she a poof too?
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dezi deadman kwab
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Did China divest quickly into solar/wind because they knew that they'd be relying on outside powers for their energy needs?
Policy in countries that are authoritarian just make so much more sense
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Can someone explain to me why clubs aren't tagging Nick Daicos? Collingwood have played three games, including one against Ross Lyon, and each and every opposition team have opted to "back their system in" instead of even trying to clamp Collingwood's best player.

>b-buy you can't tag him
Nonsense, of course you can.
It's hard to track him when Collingwood are doing one of their burst runs up the ground, but congestion/stoppages is a different story. There is only so much a player can do when an oppo player is constantly blocking and tugging them in the stoppages. This is something Daicos has struggled with in the past, to the point he starts getting visibly mad.
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>>154057549
based death stranding two enthusiast
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ever heard of walking? fuckin pigs
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maybe hawthorn should focus on negotiating through the trade channels instead of using the media to apply pressure? dunno food for thought.
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>>154057566
they know no other way
reminder slime mitchell leaked his own meeting with oscar allen to put pressure on him to leave (which worked but not in the way he wanted)
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>>154057560
A weird sense of pride that occurs in modern sports of "beating teams at their own game".
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>>154057560
Prolly cuz he is a protected species and they'll give him 10 free kicks just for touching him slightly
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>>154057565
WOW very ableist of you
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>>154057570
so what you're saying is essendon said no because they officially stated on the record that hawthorn had yet to approach them about a trade besides what has been reported in the media? that's crazy who decided that strategy would work?
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>>154057547
And how do you think those workers get to work? You go on about "cuck cage" but disregard that people need their vehicles for work as it can take 2 hours+ to get to work by public transport
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Oi got a job for youse
https://careers.afl/job/Melbourne-Car-Parking-Attendant-Vict/1378258333/
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>>154057566
What are you rambling about? Hawthorn don't even particularly care about Merrett right now, they're allocating all their focus on getting Butters.
Essendon were simply the makers of their own undoing. They are trapped in no man's land, unable to decide whether or not they're rebuilding or attacking flags.
Judging by the board's language around Merrett, they seem to believe they have all the assets to compete right now. That's a pretty grim outlook for the bombers.
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>Tasmania are now 2 for 2 in the VFL
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it takes me over an hour to get to work by public transport or 10 minutes by car
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Day time Grand Final Chads we won!!!
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>>154057580
>And how do you think those workers get to work?
Arguing from hypotheticals. A weak approach but okay. What about people who live fewer than 10km from where they work? But to answer your clearly slanted hypothetical that in no way represents the average person, several ways depending on infrastructure and personal preference of said workers.
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>>154057484
fucking your mum champ
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Can someone redpill me on why footy players shit their pants when taking set shots?
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remember when merretts agent was shown on live telly texting the tv hosts kek
pathetic
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>>154057627
For me, it was his too-tight backpack that was totally out of place.
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yeah just let your one decent player go for a pack of dicks and get belted even more each week, good plans
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Which of the clubs in no-man's land has the best chance of making it?
And which club is deepest in the quicksand?:

Essendon
Port Power
Carlton
St Kilda
GWS Giants
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>>154057644
st kilda need a new coach and they could be flirting with the top 8, lyon's a has-been fraud past his "prime". their list is actually quite not-bad
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>>154057627
kek probably promised the world to hawks and merrett thinkn this would be the easiest day of his life only for dosn to blow it all up
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>>154057591
i sat through the knights era
i sat through the drugs over reaction
i sat through the top up year
ill sit through this

i can mentally handle it
you seem quite obsessed and fixated on the merrett trade tho, do you pine for my attention? here it is champ use it how you want.
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>>154057560
Wish clubs would stop fucking tagging butters.

Hes been tagged in 2/3 ports games so far.
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these new captchas might just be beyond my IQ its curtains for me
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crazy how all you have to do to stop gaycos is to tag him but very few actually do it
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>>154057644
This was ports start to the season
North - Away
Essendon - Home
West Coast - Home
Richmond - Away

I think port is in a more dire situation than first thought for them to only have 1 win so far after round 3. I think GWS is probably the only team that could make a comeback I think they have a bad injury list right now. Don't see the saints making it past wildcard.
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>>154057654
not sure about that.
They have de Koning on $1.7m a year long term and he's not worth anywhere near that.
They also decided to give Phillipou a $1m a year contract. Ridiculous.
Milera will be leaving in two years for sure, but until then they can't even target big fish availabilities in the trade/FA market because their cap is full. Struggling badly with Sharman as the main key forward and have no chance of landing King or Butters.
Still massively overpaying Max King to not play.
Clung onto Marshall, only for him to start playing shit cause he only knows how to play ruck.

feels like they botched their list and salary cap because they were so desperate to land their big fish.
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Do you guys go to the movies? How often and did you have any bad experiences?
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>>154057676
>tag naicos
>get raped by de goey/pendlebury/long/crisp/mccreery
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>>154057683
i haven't been (to the cinema) since 2010 when i was dragged to watching that shit a-team remake and nearly fell asleep. simply nothing out there worth watching any more
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>>154057683
i have all the movies at home
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>>154057532
>10, 22, and F1
Worth a lot more than one more season of Merrett in a wooden spoon year. What do you think you'll get for him this year? It won't be as good.
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>>154057682
they are overpaying players but the list isn't inherently bad, max king being healthy is the big caveat because otherwise the forward line is mediocre. ross lyon is simply a fucking shithouse coach.
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>>154057683
Last few movies I went to were:
Dune part 2 (2024)
Oppenheimer (2023)
The Batman (2022)
Joker (2019)
1917 (2019)

Its likely I wont see another film til Dune part 3.
There has been nothing in the past year worth seeing imo.
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of what I've been to recently:

project hail mary is pretty good
marty supreme was amazing
rental family was really good
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>>154057627
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might just take the straffpill and go to boutique cinemas that mostly only play classics, both obscure and mainstream
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>>154057683
probably about once a year or every 2 years
last one was avatar, then dunc 2, then i think dunc 1 before that
those were with friends/family, don't see the point going alone
if i had a misso might go more
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>>154057706
Make this bloke their list manager asap
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>>154057683
saw project hail mary last week with a mate and his misso since we all read the book
don't mind going to the kinoplex alone since the one close by is kind of an indie cinema so it doesn't feel as depressing as going to a big event cinemas or whatever alone
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>>154057537
Yeah, he's posting in the thread right now. There will always be some acolytes that refuse to acknowledge when their club makes a dumb decision and defend it to the death because they're simply incapable of doing otherwise. Non-retard supporters like your boss will see the forest for the trees.
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do you niggers really not watch anything other than dune and capeshit?
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>>154057697
it isn't? i would think that if your cap is maxed and you can't target big recruits, then you should be in a position to challenge for flags right now. even if ross lyon wasn't there, st kilda are still miles off the dogs, swans, suns and lions. how are they supposed to catch up to those clubs without the capacity to recruit high quality players?
reminds me of the gold coast a few years ago, who were shit but somehow had an overloaded salary cap, and had to trade pick 7 to geelong so they would take jack bowes off them.
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>>154057552
You'll be replaced by cheaper jeet mobs.
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>>154057644
voss has lost the players at carlton, and he is clearly the issue now. with a different coach they would at least content for wildcard and perhaps even bottom of the 8.
dosn are fucked for a while, probably need a new coach.
poot might come good once carr has had a bit to set up his systems, going to be fucked if (more likely when) butters leaves.
aints need a new coach and then they'll be fine.
gws list is getting too old and fragile, a rebuild is rapidly coming and unfortunately their premiership window is closed.
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Bummers thought they would weaken Hawks by denying them Merret when in Reality they have opened the door for Hawks to pursue Butters who is an even better player with more upside.
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>Fans have been turning away from the AFL in droves this year as the league confronts a crowd crunch.
>A mix of rule change backlash, additional costs for fully ticketed matches, cost-of-living pressures and the bleak state of traditional powerhouse clubs has resulted in crowd dips compared to the 2025 season.
Dying sport, dying league.
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>>154057706
i reckon that's the same sperg itt
and i reckon he doesn't have the balls to admit he's a roach
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>>154057726
The problem for Carlton is they let go of all the previous Coaches early and it created this situation where their was no stability. So it created this scenario where they couldn't let go of Vossy because they'd played that card too many times in the past and they even deluded themselves into thinking it wasn't the coach this time around but it was. We've known that since probably start last year and it was blatantly obvious when Curnow requested a trade at the end of the year. The players just aren't playing for vossy anymore hence whenever the opposition challenges them they don't respond. Carlton should have gotten rid of him end of last year. Minnow club mentality though where the coach is bigger than the club.
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>>154057733
Good
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as a poot man i wouldn't mind butters going to the hawks, i have come to like them for whatever reason. same with the doggies, though their list is already great so im not sure they'd have the cap space to get him.
would hate to see him go to the shats or the pies, both of those are a demographic crisis waiting to happen.
i hate trade talks. just reminds me of how fucked my club is.
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>>154057730
its almost like..... butters is......a free agent!
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>>154057654
Their list is okay but they're not going anywhere unless they develop or manage to trade in 2 quality midfielders to complement NWM. Quality in the midfield falls off a cliff after him and they don't even want to play him their full time now because he's struggling to deal with a tag. Flanders, Garcia, Windhager, Macrae, and Phillipou, who they're inexplicably paying a million a year, aren't winning you flags.
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>>154057726
>voss has lost the players at carlton, and he is clearly the issue now. with a different coach they would at least content for wildcard and perhaps even bottom of the 8.
not sure i agree with that. i think it's way more of a list problem than a coaching problem. some other coach cannot magically turn 31 year old cripps and hewett into modern dynamic midfielders. they were just too slow through the middle, and have been for 18 months now. carlton have long fallen into the age old trap of overrating their list.
>going to be fucked if (more likely when) butters leaves.
especially if he leaves for nothing, which i reckon is a serious chance.
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>>154057678
Ports "elite" midfield is relentlessly grim and most of the reason for the losses.

Rozee has been playing more off half back again, and now injured until August.
Bergman is currently injured and might be a few more weeks.
JHF has been mostly playing up forward.

So the midfield has been Butters, Drew, Burgoyne, Mackinlay, Wehr and Meade rotating through.
Stop Butters and port are fucked in the middle.

As a result lost clearances 40-29 against North, and 27-42 against iggs. Those are massive beltings in the middle.

Ports whole game plan for the last few years has been reliant on winning the ball at the contest and now they are getting raped in the middle with no Boak (retired) and no Wines (suspended). Now no Rozee, no Bergman and port are FUCKED.

The last midfielder port drafted was Josh Sinn in 2020 who has never played in the midfield because there was no room for him (Sinn is our for the season due to injury). Before Sinn it was the Rozee, Butters, Duursma draft. Wines might come back next week but not sure if that will be enough to fix it as there just isnt the help around them now. The depth at the club has been lacking for years as evidenced by the consistent terrible performance in the SANFL.

And on top of that port gave away 2 years worth of draft picks and 900k for Lukosius who has only played a handful of games and and only maybe kicking 1 goal and 10 disposals on average.

When Butters leaves port will be well and truly fucked because you're not going to win a game of footy with Drew, Burgoyne, Mackinley and Meade in centre. Could be in for quite a few years of bottom 4 til new mids develop.
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How much is the cap going up btw? Surely they're gnna pump it up
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reckon carlton's issues are of stamina and playstyle, both of which are coaching issues
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>>154057730
Hawthorn had Merrett right in their grasp and desperate to join them.
With Butters, Hawthorn is one of about 6-7 suitors, and they are definitely not favourites to be his preferred destination.
Bit of a difference there is.
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>>154057754
Sinn came from the same draft as Jason Horne mate.
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Kylie gf 2026
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G O
C A T S
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>>154057758
do you think if carlton played a high-running game like collingwood and hawthorn, guys like cripps and hewett would seamlessly adapt?
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>>154057770
crisp hagchaser
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>>154057768
North Melbourne drafted JHF, port traded for him.
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>>154057706
lol, that post turned out to be spot on and it only took 4 weeks from the start of the season for it to be proved correct.
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>>154057775
i'm not suggesting that they emulate such teams, but that their problems come from the coaching
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>>154057741
>though their list is already great so im not sure they'd have the cap space to get him.
they do. they were already offering him $1.8m a year last trade period but port shut down any trades. dogs got ugle-hagan off their books which was like a free 900k.
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>>154057775
nope
hawthorn only work because their backline are big boys and they can handle it
one of them goes down and you might see some cracks appear.
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>>154057735
I posted that and I'm a Brisbane member.
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>>154057777
i know, but im saying sinn was 2021, not 2020
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>>154057786
not sure about that mate. hawthorn broke out in 2024, which was before they landed barrass and battle, and sam frost was their main defender. did an absolute number on the doggies fwd line in the finals.
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why do you think poort has fallen off so fast? they finished 2nd and made a prelim just two years ago and yet were absolutely fucking grim in 2025. there's no way it was charlie dixon and dan houston keeping them afloat.
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>>154057790
Ah righto gotcha
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>>154057723
>but somehow had an overloaded salary cap
They had to keep overpaying their players to prevent them leaving as soon as they were out of contract, similar to what Saints ended up doing with NWM.
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>>154057797
losing hinkley mindbroke them.
port power fans have been screaming for hinkley to be sacked for a while. now it's time for them to learn he was the guy holding everything together. it's one of those things where you didn't realize what you had until it's gone.
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>>154057794
good point
do you reckon the new rules have changed that comparison tho. i am only asking because i am unable to distinguish it which possibly means it doesnt
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>>154057800
hinkley was there last year
i love kenny but something had to change with the team and it was logical to think coaching is why they were such peahearts who choked in finals. they belted the eventual grand finalists by 120 points in 2024 after all in an important h&a game.
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>>154057797
see >>154057754 for this year.


last year was fucked by injures.
and the crazy thing is the team is MOSTLY the same as the one that finished 2nd in 2024. Might be a case of other teams developing and changing while port has been stagnant and not really developed.

Last year though it was basically an injury crisis and no depth. Havent had depth for years. This year its the midfield being shit and to a certain extend the defence being pretty poor. Looks like Ratugolea got injured on Sunday, so if hes out long term Aliir is the only proper defender port have.
The REAL people holding port together were Tom Jonas and Trent McKenzie down back as well as Houston off half back.
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>>154057733
Too expensive and with the Metro Tunnel change the journey to the footy is now another 10 - 15 minutes longer. Fuck that.
AFL can't do anything about public transport but they can and should drop the admission price and try and negotiate with the food and drink stands to do the same. Cost of living crunch is just biting too many in the ass. Many can't justify going to the footy when they can watch it on tv for free or have a kayo subscription for a month that costs less than one ticket.
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>>154057810
>hinkley was there last year
You can't judge him on that though because Port did that dumb succession plan. Modern AFL players don't like it when there's no long-term stability and couldn't perform knowing Ken was on his way out.
It's ok to want change, but don't be surprised if everything starts getting worse or implodes. Malthouse to Buckley didn't work for Collingwood. Worsfold to Rutten didn't work for the Bombers. Etc.
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>teams at rock bottom
essendon

>teams in a holding pattern above rock bottom
richmond
port

>teams about to rise
north
eagles

>teams about to slide
carlton
saints
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>>154057823
i mean it wasn't exactly unstable, everyone knew it was the last year and exactly who was head coach next year.
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>South Australia has confirmed there will be no free public transport as the premier maintains that there is no fuel crisis merely a supply issue thats being worked on, and urged people not to resort to additional work from home days as it was not necessary
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>>154057828
Well Kano didn't like it, and says it definitely had an effect on the players.
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>>154057830
this general is a logistics general and has been saying this ever since the bronze nonce started bombing iran
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Can someone explain to me why we don't just mine our own oil and coal to offset supply chain issues? Why are Labor governments to happy to keep us dependent on the middle east and china instead of becoming self-sufficient?
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>>154057756
It jumped 12.75% from 2024 to 2025 and I think it goes about like 2% or something this year. It's going to be $18.44 million in 2027 and that's the last year of the current CBA. Won't know what it will be past that until after the next broadcast deal is locked in.
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>>154057836
would be good if we could compete with the market
unions are hellbent on raising wages and expenses under the false guise of "safety" at the expense of the rest of the nation. our refineries can't compete with asia.
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>>154057776
Not him but I want to make love to Kylie. She still looks amazing imo.
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>>154057836
its EXTREMELY expensive to set up, our oil deposits are pretty poor quality not really really good enough for most vehicles. If you started setting up the infrastructure now it might be ready in 10 years time to give us perhaps give us a month cushion.

Quite simply no one wants to spend the money on setting this up when money is desperately needed elsewhere and we have bought oil for much much cheaper overseas.

Thats not even getting into the issue of indigenous land rights and land ownership where much of the oil sits. Indigenous communities have already been successful is stopping other mining and oil/gas projects in the past.
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>>154057830
>the premier maintains that there is no fuel crisis merely a supply issue thats being worked on
Do they not think these obvious lies will fuck them over when they're inevitably proven lies within a few weeks? Do they just count on people not remembering?
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>>154057860
SA held an election literally just last week and the government won in a record breaking land slide.
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>>154057862
So they're falling for the Labour trap
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>>154057813
Koshie said they don't rebuild at poort so this is the result. Carr is saying you are in a transition stage whatever that means. Maybe Carr and Koshie should get on the same page but since whatever they are doing is going to come after dosn's rebuild then it will fall in the timeline of Tassie entering the afl and having a billion draft concessions. This is why >us astute afl watchers class clubs like carlton, poort and aints as minnow clubs because nobody in the higher ups is forecasting how tassie will affect them in a couple of years time and making decisions to get ahead of it like dosn, richmond and iggs.
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>>154057830
I voted for this
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>>154057854
>its EXTREMELY expensive to set up
If only we hadn't shut down down 5 of them in the last 12 years leaving us with just two.

Also to set up 3 shale oil refineries for processing and distribution it would cost around $20 - $25 billion. We spent $48.9 billion on the NDIS in 2024-2025.
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>>154057862
Politicians should never feel secure in just outright lying whether their government been in office for one week or three years.
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>>154057881
Why are Australians so determined to give billions of dollars to people with autism? Especially kids; why do they need recurring payments under the pretext of autism?
Autism doesn't inhibit you from working or completing school, yet Australians still fiercely vote for governments that keep this system in place.
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>>154057754
>>154057876
Cliff is coming for Poort. Whether Koch wants it or not they're going to be in a full rebuild by next year.
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>>154057887
shit single mothers think a fussy picky little brat (who always got everything they wanted) means they have autism. it's just shit parenting 95%+ of the time, along with doctors getting kickbacks for handing out medication. same idea behind """""ADHD"""" these days. almost all of it isn't real and just shit parenting
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>>154057887
It's just a scam. Very little of that money actually goes to disabled people. In fact I know a literally physically disabled person that wasn't able to access any benefits under the scheme and it seems like everyone has a similar story of someone with a disability they knew who couldn't benefit from it. Whole system needs to be gutted and rebuilt. Not going to happen though because a bill proposing to examine the system was voted down in the senate just two weeks ago.
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hearing that desi had a painful end to his shit cunt life which is good
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>>154057907
Broome finna pop off
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>>154057913
Broome isn't famous for brooms
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>>154057907
AND NOW THE BROOME WILL GET SWEPT
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>>154057917
no it's famous for its pearls
yacks sparrow
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Why is the AFL and the media kvetching so hard about the Xerri wipe, but saying nothing about Archie Roberts sniping him in the first place?
Why is wiping a bit of blood now worse than causing a head injury?
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>>154057854
>>154057836
Yeah it would take years to make the infrastructure but it should have been done years ago. Our offshore oil in the North East is very high quality and estimated in the billions of barrels. Yes we have shale oil which is harder to refine this is also in estimated billions of barrels. We should also be doing the same with our untapped gas deposits. We actually shut down perfectly good coal mines as well which we could easily reopen and have coal as a source of energy for power stations. We should have been building nuclear power stations as they are the most environmentally friendly source of stable baseline power. Also we should of had a much larger strategic reserve of all of these fossil fuels especially since the Iran issue has been going on since last year. This would have alleviated any energy or fuel woes we have and is the logical decision a properly managed country would take. Now people with a limited view would say it's because labor makes concessions to the greens to make a majority government and they wont allow these sorts ventures to go ahead because it's not environmentally friendly.

The real reason is the globalists(whatever you call them) want to destroy this country and are managing it's decline quite literally. They don't want a powerful wealthy homogenous middle class in this nation that has land ownership and agency that can fight against their globalist agenda. So they destroy their autonomy by making it imperviously expensive to get ahead due to energy costs directly impacting COLA and which also wrecks their ability to buy land. So when they ship in more immigrants it undermines the national identity. These people come from worse of situations and are willing to put up with more shit in order to survive. They have no allegiance to this nation so they'd be more malleable to globalist decisions i.e. taking away our nationhood and turning this country into an economic zone of a global one world government.
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crisp unmedicated iggsboomer
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>>154057923
The AFL are actively trying to minimise the CTE crisis because it will be the end of the league.
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>>154057938
Burn local.
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>>154057952
What does blood-wiping have to do with bashing a player hard enough to give a bloody nose? Anon is right, Xerri WOULD be fuming about copping a whack in the head while Roberts gets away without a penalty
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Watching the oc
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i went to see killers of the flower moon because it's sorsese but it was a fucking bust
cant remember the last movie i went to see at the kinoplex that i actually enjoyed
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>>154057952
>CTE no longer being covered for AFL players by insurers as of May this year
Not sure why this isn't being spoken about more desu. It has massive implications.
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>>154057958
The AFL want to minimise discussion on all head injuries because the players are no longer covered by insurance for them.
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>>154057883
SA is a solid Labor state so much so that unironically the premier barely has to do anything or worry at this point. He can out right lie and get elected no problem next time.
Labor has 30 something seats while the libs have 6 and one nation 4. And its liberal votes that one nation steal, not Labor.

SA had had a Labor government for for 20 of the last 24 years.
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>>154057958
New cultural norms where violence is accepted but not being politically correct is enforced with harsh penalties. The idea being if someone says something that is now deemed as offensive (ad-hominem against the regimes bootlickers/disruptors) then those (bootlickers/disruptors) are justified in violently attacking people with impunity.

It's to stop dissent through censorship and lawful violence.
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>>154057971
Why are South Australians so dumb anyway? Why do they still drive buses on the train tracks?
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>>154057963
I’ve heard it spoken about a fair bit tbf
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How does the UFC and boxing organizations cover head injuries but the AFL can't? Isn't the risk significantly higher with boxing and martial arts?
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dunkirk was the last kino i saw at the cinema i actually enjoyed
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>>154057978
Which programs/publications?
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You never hear rugby players whinging about concussion and cte
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>>154057963
It's to set a precedent for the afl. Insurer's can't medically validate if your head injury is caused by your profession under which you are insured or some other issue of which you aren't insured. Therefore we are not liable for your head injuries in your court case.
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>>154057976
we used to have a huge manufacturing sector, which means a lot of union rusted-ons, and by extension labor voters. it's basically convention for a large share of voters here to vote labor because it's simply what their families have always done
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>>154057991
Just give the jewish lawyers enough time to get in their ear. It'll come.
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>>154057831
what the fuck does kaneo know about how port is run, he has nothing to do with the club beyond being a former player. no-one who played with him is left on the team aside from wines and dbj. my point is that you cannot argue there's instability when everything is above board and has been signposted.

>>154057991
there are a bunch of nrl players literally suing the nrl as well for cte shit you stupid faggot.
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>>154057983
They get medical suspensions. So if they get knocked out in a fight they can't take another fight for 6-9months. They aren't fighting every weekend it's usually ~2-3 times a year. In training they try and only go max 80% they aren't going full ham most of the time.

So it's not as prevalent as you think say compared to the nfl.
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>>154057995
crisp
the crunchy one tastes way worse for some reason
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>>154057988
tom morris on sen twice and kingy on first crack last night
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The AFL is FUCKED
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>>154057998
there was a consensus among journos that the port succession plan didn't really work. all of kano, caro, damo, llordo among others said it was just a bad idea from the start and poorly handled
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>>154057976
Because SA used to have an extensive tram network similar to Melbourne which was all torn up in the 60s thanks to lobbying from car manufacturers and "experts" who said busses are the future and rail is the past (trams and trains are confined to a track while buses can go ANYWHERE).

Then 20 years later the government realised it fucked up but couldn't put tram/trainlines back down as much of the land that would be needed was now taken by housing and businesses. So tracks were laid for some areas for buses to drive express to some of the out suburbs but its only part of the way there. So the bus acts as a hybrid tram/train of sorts and then goes back onto the road to get to the main bus stops. Incredibly short sighted decisions. Just like building a one way freeway which then cost billions to extend into a 2 way road as it should have been originally
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Feels like the journos are targeting Xerri extra hard over the blood wipe. On first crack jay clark was trying to kick up a big fuss about it, but kingy wasn't having it.
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>>154058006
there was a consensus amongst journos that the afl was going to approve a night grand final any second now as well, but they just locked in 2.30pm starts for two years.
journalists are the most worthless bullshit profession on earth and deserve to be more hated that pedophiles, and that applies to all journos but footy journos are barely any different.
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>>154057995
The biscuits are okay. Never had this spread. I don't think Speculoos is all that great a flavour desu even though it's everywhere now.
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>>154058012
It’s just something out of the norm they can use to get clicks
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>>154058015
biscoff tastes nothing like speculaas
t. part-dutch
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Nutella is way better than biscoff, actually Nutella is one of the best tasting things in the world
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>>154058028
Looking good mate
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>>154058022
I’m part Dutch too, maybe we’re related
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>>154058027
you should try my arse
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>>154058013
Footy journos are just used to feed the public info from the AFL or act as their mouthpieces so the AFL can gauge on how their actions will be received. None of them are impartial or bias-free and if they were they'd lose the sources feeding them info.
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>>154058032
You’re disgusting mate
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does anyone know why the Ambassador would do such a thing?
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>>154058022
It's the same shit. They used to put speculoos on their packaging until 2020 when they removed it to try and suggest they were different so some rubes would swear they are unique.
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>>154058039
It remains a mystery.
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>>154057876
you can't even spell kochie right
you're just as up your own arse as the little sniper faggot you posted a pic of
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Xerri is a grub
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rec me a beginners cigar
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>>154058052
romeo and juliet
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>>154058028
Fashionable
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>>154058052
dunhill reds
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>>154058052
cafe creme
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>>154058052
*unzips*
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>>154058049
dammit anon, last time i got a "huh' from some zoomie
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desu lads smoking is cool as fuck and makes you look cool but it tastes like shit so i never got into it, when i'm really drunk i might have a puff of a vape but i don't really have any interest outside of that
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>>154057690
literally none of them are consistent, they each have one good game every few and never at the same time
crisp is probably the best of them
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>>154058059
i love smoking but it's too unhealthy to keep as a habit, not to mention expensive (not getting black market chink toxic laced shit)
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3 week ban for Xerri.
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>>154058065
>(not getting black market chink toxic laced shit)
The black market shit is the exact same shit as the stuff being sold for three times the price in plain packaging with warning labels.
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north will lose good friday now
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>>154058068
i'm paranoid and don't trust it regardless
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>>154058066
>DID YOU JUST HECKIN WIPE BLOOD ON SOMEONE?!! 3 WEEKS! DISGUSTING! DISGRACEFUL! UNBELIEVABLE?
>huh? you got struck in the head just before? move on mate, roberts did nothing wrong!
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Thoughts on the latest Access?

https://www.afl.com.au/video/1487667/access-why-blues-should-consider-trading-cripps-effort-of-crows-star-questioned?videoId=1487667&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1774818540001

Damo and Llordo saying Carlton should trade Cripps. Not sure they'd get anything though, he's just like Clayton Oliver.
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>>154058070
I don't trust Carlton at all. Besides Xerri was dogshit against the Bummers who only have Blakiston in the ruck and Norf still won in the end.
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harrison petty is suing his neighbour for making false 4chan posts against him
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There was no blood anyway
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>>154058077
can see the iggs being interested if it's a low cost trade, especially with yeo getting injured again
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>>154058091
I think the Iggs will much rather Neale who will be out of contract, an unrestricted free agent, and has a genuine reason to go to Perth. I know it's been said he wants to stay at Lions, which he probably does, but I still think he will end up open to a move.
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losing their marbles they are, saint killdher
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do you think robbo sits at home and watches 360?
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>>154058101
>Inspired by a classic ‘90s tee worn by club great Robert Harvey, our Retro S Guernsey reimagines a cult favourite logo with a fresh new feel for Gather Round.
>The design features a bold white ‘S’ cutting through red and black panels for a modern tri-colour look that is distinctly Saints.
>Old school spirit, new school style.
>Available online and in-store at Saints Locker Moorabbin.

>7XL sold out
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If you have skinny calves you are not a man

simple as
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>>154058101
That looks awful.
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>>154058106
with his scotch and unshaven beard
real grim areas
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>>154058107
>The only people interested in such slop are hyper-obese homosexuals
Makes sense.
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>>154058106
What does Robbo even do now? Did he start a podcast or has he ended up homeless?
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Isn't it curious how the media is suddenly not talking about the grim state of umpiring at the moment? Another weekend of disaster decisions impacting results. Geelong cheating their way to another win with the Atkins out of bounds. Melbourne being gifted two joke free kick goals in the final quarter when they were 20 points down.

All of this swept under the rug in order to focus on Xerri and that hag Kylie Minogue. Can't be talking about heat injuries or terrible umpiring, please focus on other things guys.
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Is Voss or Ross the Boss?
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Thoughts?
Rob Schneider calling for the draft to be implemented in the US, and Trump supporters are defending it.
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>>154058121
>oppositeofreality.jpg
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>>154058127
big fan of deuce bigalow: european gigalo
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>>154058127
based and should be even lower for kids with broccoli haircuts.
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>>154058127
Unfollowed him on twitter after his post suggesting it needed to come back. A new reminder that there are no based jews.
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>>154058127
Nowadays no option is perfect
>Draft absolutely all zoomers
>Degradation of a fanbase/hobby.jpg happens to the army

>Draft any less
>Non-stop protests and disdain from whiteknights
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>>154058127
>its rob schneider as a war hawk in this hilarious new movie called world war 3
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we need children in the army for land mine defusal, they have small and nimble fingers.
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Why are normies so disgusted at Xerri wiping a bit of blood on some poofs face?
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>>154058127
i really don't get the maga movement. they have been saying for years that trump will end all the middle east wars and that he opposes all the warhawk republicans. then he goes and invades iran and suddenly all the magas say it's a great thing
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>>154058159
It’s unironically a cult.
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>you’ll die for Israel or you’ll be labeled an antisemite!
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The first month's fixture has been nothing short of a disaster. At least this will be the last time we see an opening round.
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Remember when Reality Check pretended Bulldogs would win the 2021 grand final but then when it was clear they were losing he pretended he had tipped Melbourne all along?
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chatpile finna tour
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>Sarina Russo's net worth: $344 million
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Powerful.
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>>154058186
God I actually fucking hate this cunt. Found myself unemployed after uni for a little bit and this place legit made me suicidal. Actually dehumanising the way you’re treated.
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Football?
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>>154058200
Probably won't get as much mileage as the Wilmot webm but nice one to add to the collection regardless.
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I quit a job I was given by sarina Russo on the first day because the owner of the company called me a dumb cunt for asking a question. When I told my job agent that I quit she demanded I ring the employer and apologise for wasting his time and if I didn’t she’d cut my payment.
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>>154058208
All these parasitic job networks that survive off government payments through manipulating and exploiting the unemployed deserve to be shut down and their industry burned to the ground.
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>>154058208
tell me more about what happened lol
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>>154058213
That’s the entire story
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the rich get richer and the poor get poorer
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I’m a slow learner but I end up being a master of my craft as long as I’m given patience
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I remember being at one of those job agencies and there was a bit of a rough looking bloke who from what I could understand had missed a few of his obligations and his job provider was legit abusing him over it
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>>154058215
righto dumb cunt
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Lotta cunts out there in the workforce
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will we get to a point again where sitting on neetbucks becomes more profitable than actually working?
remember during covid and how being a neet on job seeker was netting me about 80% of a working salary without having to work at all.
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>>154058233
Nah we’re too broke as a country for that too happen again in our lifetimes
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Budarick - O'Donnell - Khamis
Dale - Lobb - Sellwood
Williams - Liberatore - Freijah
Kennedy - Naughton - Treloar
West - Darcy - Croft
English - Bontempelli - Richards
Baker - Bramble - Sanders - Jaques - Davidson

Possibly Weightman to come back in.

So who's beating the doggies this year? They've got a pretty strong team, and more importantly, have a heap of run in the side, befitting of the modern game. Players like Oskar Baker and Lachie Bramble used to be written off as plodders but in 2026 it's more important than ever to have these high km runners for the forward handball game.
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I'm legitimately unemployable
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>>154058240
i'll employ your arse hole to warm my cock at night
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>>154058236
I'm still backing the Lions over them in finals and possibly Suns, Swans or Freo depending on teams. They've started well but it's a long season and there are better teams on paper out there.
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>>154058240
Based Brad Scott a few weeks from now
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>Lions
LMFAO! They’re cooked, dollpoof.
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>>154058240
Why? Also what have you done to change that? I hate it when people post about a problem in their life but are doing nothing to change it
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>>154058253
Not him but I work around vulnerable people and some people are legit unemployable
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>>154058256
>some people are legit unemployable
in what way?
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https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ce6SakNDQocTZDjq9
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haven't wanked in 5 days and I am deadass ready to explode
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snus grand final this year
opponent either wogs or dockies
dockies will NOT make it if longmuir is still coach though
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>>154058028
>mfw
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>>154058257
Mental issues
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Browny missing from couch again. Do you think he will ever be back after brain cancer?
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footy show idea: on the bed
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i'm unemployable in the sense that i dont want a fucking job
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Good afternoon fellas. Why is everyone walloping on Essendon? I thought they were tipped to be bad this year and expectations were low
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bane are three-peating i'm afraid but doggies might make the gf
dockies won't make it because longmuir is useless, snus have had an easy fixture and haven't faced real opposition yet, hawks can get exposed, no-one else is a contender really unless maybe adelaide really turn things around when they get players back from injury
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Bucks on the couch the first and only one to highlight Archie Roberts sniping Xerri in the first place, and of course media darlings Riewoldt and Jon Ralph don't want to hear anything about it. Just keep hyperfocusing on the wipe and demanding a minimum 5 weeks.
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Anyone else scarred about bowel cancer rates exploding in under 30s?
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>>154058292
my best mate died of bowl cancer in late 2024. He was 35.
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>>154058292
no. my diet is good, am active, and don't engage in sodomy (i.e., i don't have the two things that have directly caused this cancer spike - a shit diet and unhealthy lifestyle)
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>>154058264
corr imagine yaz hosting it with me
>>154058292
pfizer or moderna
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>>154058312
you would have to perform with her brothers standing over you, watching you and wanting to belt seven shades from you. you couldn't do that
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lowering the life expectancy of people is good for the overall economy
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>>154057376
God I hate retards who call it 'pushbike'

Just say bicycle you goddamn fucking retarde cunt
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I can’t do a helicopter dick, mine looks more like one of those handheld fans people carry around in their bags
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I'm a metrocycle me
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What's a healthy diet?
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>>154058325
just bee yourself
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>>154058313
this except they'd want to be me
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>>154058292
vaxx status?
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>>154058325
Lean meats
Whole grains
Fruits and veggies
Nuts and seeds
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>>154058052
h upmann iykwim
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>>154058325
there is none anymore. atmosphere has been completely poisoned, no where to hide.
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>>154058332
Faggot
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>>154058325
milk and salty coins iykwim haha
>>154058333
what's up man
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conscription and war would actually be based if it was for crown and country not the little hat people
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>>154058332
lmao
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>>154058325
reta
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWZ62bQilUp/

RC SPOTTED IN WANTIRNA SOUTH
I REPEAT
RC SPOTTED IN WANTIRNA SOUTH
CODE RED
CODE RED
PATRIOTS
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sovcits are terrifying
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>>154058347
but how do they affect you personally?
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>>154058240
t. Sarina Russo's bread and butter
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haven't wanked in 5 + 10 hours and I am deadass ready to explode
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>>154058332
My sides
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>>154058263
Yeah. He's not gonna walk away from one of the cushiest jobs in the world. He'll be fine. I like Browny but it's not like he was providing the most in-depth analysis anyway so he'll probably be exactly the same.
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>>154058325
Maccas for Breakfast, Jack's for lunch, KFC for dinner.
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>>154058340
>>154058358
What's better?
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>>154058325
updog and sugondese
>>154058338
queem QUEEM
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>>154058332
>Lean meats
Why lean? Give me your reasoning, not an AI's.
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Looking forward to twilight GFs after 2028 and I'm tired of pretending I'm not
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>get Kylie
>make her perform mid afternoon
why do the afl enjoy shooting themselves in the foots so much
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>>154058362
I love her.
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>>154058339
Australia has never been in a war that wasn't for their cause
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>>154058350
they have a different interpretation of the law. nothing scarier than that.
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>>154058305
You sound vaxxed
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>>154058376
I don't
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>>154058368
not him but purely lower kcals
being overweight is probably the least healthy thing someone can do outside of chugging turps or whatever
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>>154058385
I do
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>>154058375
They clearly leaked to the media Kylie and the twilight rumours to see public opinion. Most people must've wanted it to remain in the daytime from whichever metric they were measuring. They're cowards and will rarely do anything without testing the waters first unless it's a rule change.
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>>154058377
sad but true
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so the pigs executed dezi huh
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>>154058389
>fat makes you fat
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Half protection is not enough.
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Why do you guys like the ad where the big bird rescues the little bird and it's egg in the rain? Why do you like all these ads that are trying to be "inspirational"?
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>>154058389
all he asked for was a healtht diet, nothing about being overweight
just eat good meat and exercise more
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>>154058401
not what i said
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>>154058407
Why should you eat meat?
Whats "good" meat?
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>>154058392
The general population will be much more conditioned next time and open to the change
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>>154058407
i was answering why lean over fatty cuts and the answer is lower calories
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is asking retarded questions the new 'mick?
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>>154058417
shut the fuck up dumb cunt you're sacked
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>>154058417
It's not the new mick unless it involves lusting after underage girls.
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>>154058409
It was, you just don't realise it.
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>>154058417
Why do you guys like question posts not relevant to football? Why do you like all the silly micks that turn up in /afl/ trying to be "funny"?
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Why should you exercise?
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>>154058375
i'd shoot myself all over her foot iykwim haha
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>>154058427
nope. i've lost 10kg eating high fat before.
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>>154058430
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>>154058435
Then you should be conscious of the benefits of fat and why low fat diets are a meme.
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Kysaiah Pickett is on $1.4m a year, which everyone at the time thought was massive overs.
Tom de Koning is on $1.7m a year at the Saints.

Do you think there is a single club in the AFL who would take de Koning over Pickett?
If the Saints were offered the chance to swap de Koning for Pickett right now, do you think they'd refuse?
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covid cicada is terrifying
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>>154058444
ben mckay is on 1.5m a year
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>>154058440
Is lifting weights the only form of exercise you know?
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St Kilda fans, Essendon fans, Port fans, Carlton fans, how does it feel to support a club in no man's land?
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>>154058444
But St Kilda have no other quality ruck on their list, right? No way you'd be spending that sort of cash on a ruck if you already had a good ruck, or even a serviceable one.
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>>154058173
no one said this
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>>154058455
Eh, St Kilda were just desperate to land a big fish. It didn't even matter to them if the player wasn't a good fit, it was more about trying to get the monkey off their back that they can't attract big names.
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>>154058442
i was keto on and off for well over a decade but find getting lean much easier with lower fat and high protein. losing weight is easy as fuck on keto but gym performance sucks balls. i used to think like you but i'm pretty pragmatic now desu.
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Gyms are for women and faggots
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>>154058451
yes
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Why should you lift weights?
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>>154058469
you? me? not a handsome fella?
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i take others bettering themselves as a personal attack
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>>154058461
Your recruiters were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
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>>154058407
>eat meat and that’s its
Exactly why we’re in the midst of a bowel cancer epidemic
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you cant better yourself, you're a fucking piece of shit
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>>154058475
because it is. dregs of society who think they can lift themselves up and challenge your superiority? i'd be beating them down too
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dont upset the meat obsessed homo
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i love upsetting healthspergs and gymspergs
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>>154058481
>750 grams of processed meats like bacon and sausage each week will raise your risk of bowel cancer from 5% to 5.9%
>There are no such studies demonstrating a definitive link for red meat's impact at any quantity
Yeah nah I'm gonna keep eating the meat, thanks.
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i just love upsetting spergs like us
we are all spergs
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crazy how fat positivity died the moment glp1s were invented
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>>154058502
No one is telling you not to eat meat you retarded fucking cunt. You’re supposed to eat veggies too. We as a human race realised this thousands of years ago.
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i love daddys meat
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i basically have zero testosterone
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>>154058516
reckon collingwood win this week, commiepoof?
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>>154058509
Someone just said meat is exactly the reason we're in a bowel cancer epidemic and it's not, you retarded fucking cunt.
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pwoar, suss some of the units in the carlton army
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>>154058520
Eating ONLY meat, yes.
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craving a tess crossley onlyfans
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Eating greek yoghurt negates the cancer risk of bowel cancer after red meat, the bacteria and live cultures clean you up
Some plant products also increase risk of bowel cancer, kale was the biggest health fraud of 2010, flat out killed people.
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>>154058525
Except it's not, you stupid fucking retard.
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shut up you fucking know it all fag
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yeah bro there's so many people out there eating only meat
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>>154058516
crisp vegan poster
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meat obsessed fucking cocksucking faggot
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>>154058521
that's snapper
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I hope the veggie poster eventually snaps and ends his life desu. He seems like he's starting to break.
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Free as the ocean

“The sea speaks more honestly to those willing to drown”
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if you look into those studies "red meat" is shit like pizza or a large big mac meal with a mcflurry
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there is no veggie poster here but there sure is a meat obsessed homo here
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>>154058557
There's a replicability crisis in modern science for a reason.
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>There's a replicability crisis in modern science for a reason.
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i dont give a fuck about studies
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you're all being a bunch of faggots
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shove it up your arse fuckhead
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reality upsets me greatly
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>there is no veggie poster here
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>>154058570
need him more than ever
intellectually mogs you blokes
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>Sir would you like some veggies with fibre to help with your bowel movements?
>NO! FAGGOT! YOU THINK IM SOME KIND OF KEK? I ONLY WANT MEAT AND I HAVENT HAD A HEALTHY SHIT IN 6 WEEKS! WHO CARES IF I LIVE IN A STATE OF CHRONIC CONSTIPATION OR CONSTANT DIARRHOEA
>>
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>last touch rule
>noooooooooooooooo you cant rush to touch the ball last second to prevent a free kick being paid against!!!!!
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Dandenong is like a third world country
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americans are painfully unfunny
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so what evolution just decided that if i kill an elk in the ice age i'm going to die because it's too cold for veges to grow as well
seems pretty retarded
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>>154058593
same
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How do you avoid bowel cancer?
Do you have to avoid all red meats altogether? And everything that contains sugar?
>>
iggs
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>>154058609
refer to op
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thinking about what albo said today regarding petrol. he didn't say we'd be getting more, just that we'd pay less for what's already here, probably making it run out faster and hence raising the price again
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>>154058613
nah you're an idiot mate
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why do people think sacking brad scott would immediately turn around essendon
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>>154058612
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S
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>>154058618
fans get delusional believing their club is the greatest in the country, and if they're underperforming, it must be because the coach is dragging them down. same deal with carlton and voss
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>>154058615
And what the fuck do you want him to do about getting us more fuel you fucking dumb poofta cunt?
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>>154058625
not going to address that, just noting that he said nothing about securing more petrol
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>>154058625
order the navy to go out, find some ships, commandeer them and bring them here of course
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>>154058625
Could start by investing in oil exploration in the north east but of course that won't happen because you greenie cucks think it's the difference between destroying the planet, and think it's sacred abo land- i mean ocean.
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>>154058629
Oh yeah that will totally fix our fuel shortages. How long do you reckon? About a fortnight? Dumb spastic nigger.
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>>154058618
monke is ruthless once they sense weakness in the leader
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>>154058635
The issue is that this all could've been initiated years ago, but morons like you would've thrown a fit.
As a result, we are in a situation where we're completely dependent on foreigners for critical supply. Naturally idiots like you won't take responsibility for shilling Labor.
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>>154058628
based hornblower
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What meat should I be buying from the supermarket to avoid bowel cancer? Isn't all of it filled with preservatives these days?
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>>154058640
>the labor party, the political party that has been in control of this country for the majority of the last 30 years
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business idea: car that uses electricity instead of petroleum to power its motor
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tomorrow's thread MUST be a Dezi memorial thread
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>>154058647
I don't shill either major party, but I laugh at jordies-watching morons like you who remain fiercely loyal to labor.
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Shut the fuck up question sperg
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I vote Greens
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>>154058650
yeah? and how are you going to get electricity to ignite in the combustion chambers?
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I draw dicks on the ballot paper and tell you cuck counting the votes to kill themself (my mum usually works at the polling place I go to)
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Imagine if they got him on April 1
Imagine if anything happens on April 1
iykwim haha
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imagine kylie has her sister as a surprise special guest at the grand final and they get naked and lez out and piss on each other
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Is it true they got dezi because he tried to age verify on porn hub???
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i reckon more taxation would solve this issue
>>
>>
the real solution to this petrol crisis should've started being addressed 40 years ago
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Why don't you guys move to Russia if you hate it here so much? They have a visa program for disillusioned westerners.
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more globalisation would solve this issue
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>>154058672
because i'm a fuckhead spastic zyzz tier GOD and they would hate me because I'd root all their women but not raise the birth rate because i shoot blanks and because i refuse to work
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>Players who dive to touch the ball after their teammate kicks the ball to the boundary will now be penalised for insufficient intent. They have to make a genuine attempt to keep it in
fucks sake FUCK THIS FUCKING LEAGUE
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if you dont agree with my plans to ruin western civilisation you should fuck right off
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>>154058682
Kek so it went from black and white to grey again. Nice on Dilldo
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fuck zyzz, fuck that dead fucking faggot and his homo fanboys
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What is his problem?
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>>154058672
last girl i asked out was from a russian family
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This is everything.
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>>154058666
not my problem
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gib russian gf
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i'm in a foul mood tonight
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Stopped talking to my mum a few weeks ago. She's starting to get very lonely.
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>>154058686
>guy going ballistic spastic at you in the crowd
>not allowed to do the most basic insult in return
not a heartily roid fan but i don't think this is unreasonable
>>154058684
exactly
so fucking stupid, now we're going to go back to umps paying retarded insufficients
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>>154058666
Generational welfare.
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>>154058692
imagine if they cared about white peoples native habitats like that
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>>154058682
wtf why would they do this
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I make smoothies with a mix of uncle tobys traditional oats, fiber blend, INC dynamic whey (vanilla), pea protein, mayvers natural peanut butter, one banana and cinnamon. I usually consume it before I work out.

Is this healthy?
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>>154058692
Wef bumboy
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>>154058639
lel'd
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>>154058707
>fiber
foy
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What's the Perth equivalent of Essendon. Belmont?
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Why do people from New South Wales defend this piece of crap?
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What's he thinking right now?
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>>154058683
Good post.
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>>154058707
sounds revolting
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>>154058720
It tastes good. I've had other people try it and they agree.
If you've ever had a Protein Supreme from Boost, it tastes similar, but it's much more cost efficient.
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>>154058715
dunno
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haven't been to boost since i was about 14
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>>154058707
Why do you care?
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hang on i need to chug this brown liquid that has an overbearing taste of cinnamon right before i lift weights
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>>154058734
>Why do you care?
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>>154058066
>3 week
Weak as piss desu. Should've been around 10.

How many weeks for digging around out back and smearing some shit on a bloke's face? Wouldn't be too much if blood is only 3.
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gymfaggots kek
>>
they call him............healthsperg
>>
Why should you eat lots of protein?
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>>154058750
whos there
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rums always tastes better on Monday...
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boost is kinda shit desu, low quality bland ingredients pumped with deceptively high amounts of sugar
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always been a big fan of rum now im gonna get a bottle on the weekend cheers
what you drinking
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used to enjoy boost but then i realised i only liked perving on the girls working there and it got weird because i was turning 20 and they were all 14-15
hannay been there in years
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might get a bottle of sauvignon blanc soon
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boy do i love piss
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>>154058724
dunno seems like there'd be too much bulk in it.
i blend 2 scoops of vanilla or chocolate whey powder with water and then add a couple shots of espresso. microwave it for a minute and its a coffee with 60g of protein in it. simple as
>>
Why are jeets consuming so much protein? There has been unprecedented demand for WPI to the point the prices have risen by almost double compared to 3 years ago.
>>
Business idea: Extraction shooter video game but you're rescuing a qt wog girl from her violent abusive family during Greek Easter after the Blues lose in unbelievable fashion again.
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>jeets
>protien
lol
lmao
>>
everything all good big fella
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>>154058772
>Greek Easter
on a different day/weekend than normal easter but i like the idea nonetheless
>>
for me it's frozen banana and mixed berries, scoop of greek yoghurt, scoop of choccy protein powder and milk
yum
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>>154058761
Mango Bundy
Actually not bad. Only bought it because it was on clearance. Usually prefer black spiced, but I won't pretend I don't also like the fruity stuff.
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>>154058772
i've been getting into unreal engine 5 gamedev lately
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no good footy drama no more just the usuals
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>>154058776
Yes, jeets are buying a lot of protein powder, probably because they think muscles will get them a gf but they can't eat cow meat so they need supplements.
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Why should you go to the gym?
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>>154058767
crisp troughman
>>
commitment to the question mick
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kinda feels like we're growing child together with the questions you ask
>>
Powerful.
>>
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>>154058801
damn it really did be like that then
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>>154058801
they're stopping play now so muzzie players can break their "fast"
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>>154058807
you can get an entire condo in se asia for $400/month
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when we gonna houndmaxx
just pull on our cheeks so much we get bags under them and the skin sags like a hound
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Why do Labor voters believe so strongly in large-scale immigration?
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>>154058826
based jennifer aniston
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>>154058826
based my alco auntie
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Thoughts?
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gonna attach some fishing sinkers to my hound sags
gotta catch up on lost time
was too busy terriermaxxing
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newssperg starting to piss me off
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Where is Laura Kane?
>>
What's the point of Craig Hutchinson?
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she's with laura nora
dun dun dun
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>>154058845
he sets agendas
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reckon damian barrett is the type of bloke to give himself a nickname (purple)
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>>154058618
People love easy answers and the coach is the convenient scapegoat for an underperforming team. Both Essendon and Carlton have far deeper issues than the coach but neither Voss or Scott will survive beyond this season. Paying out Scott his extra year is going to cost the Bombers an extra million though. Another hit for the club that keeps making wise decisions.
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>>154058853
wonder why he chose purple
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COOOONNEEEEEEEEEEEECCCT
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>>154058682
What else are they supposed to do? Might as well just started running back to clog defence now the second you see the ball heading towards the boundary.
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my nickname is the road train
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>>154058845
He actually correctly pointed out that Carlton's list isn't good enough on the Agenda Setters.
Meanwhile retardo Jay Clark on First Crack insists the Carlton list is 100% good enough and cannot be used as an excuse for poor performance.
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>>154058877
Interesting, what's the genesis?
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>>154058845
eating and call girls probably
>>
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>>154058886
unable to share further details sorry
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>>154058894
Oh, I understand.
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>>154058481
Tick tock vaxxie bish
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i believe our ancestors ate meat
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The tune

https://youtu.be/xgXRkpl6KAI?si=10q6uXPkvAu5si_C
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>>154058917
I believe they did. Satan loves to invert reality.
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>>154058917
Source?
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Caro saying "faggot" is one of the worst words you can use.

fmd the afl is such a softcock community.
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where's that anon that posted the money for nothing lyrics?
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marlon brando was a closet gay
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>>154058940
i didn't know that saints player was an abo, makes it slightly funnier
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>>154058127
>i-i can't just take innocent li-
>YOU CAN DO IT
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Who's list would you rather have, Melbourne or West Coast?

Melbourne have obviously recruited more high-end talent, but West Coast have the pointy-end talent.
In 2023, Melbourne wanted to trade 3-4 first rounders for West Coast's pick 1 (Harley Reid) but the rules didn't allow it at the time. Melbourne thought game-changing players like Harley Reid are worth more than 3-4 really good players, but they haven't managed to snag one in the past 5 years. Meanwhile West Coast now have two in Reid and Duursma.

Speaking of 2023, West Coast were apparently happy to trade pick 1 (Reid) for North Melbourne's pick 2 and 3, and North told them to fuck off. North ended up using those picks on Colby McKercher and Zane Duursma. How do you guys see that?
>>
it's an interesting discussion
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idk i don't really think about football, hardly care to think too deeply about it
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>>154058984
melbourne ez
max gawn, jack steele, jacob van rooyen, christian salem, kozzy pickett, brody mihocek and some decent talent like chandler, pickett 2, lever and jiath. problem is the list panics too fucking easily and fumbles all the time (see the entire game yesterday) but that can be sorted.
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>>154059002
I was speaking more in terms of young players mate, like which list would you rather have with a view for challenging in a few years?
Max Gawn is 35 years old this year. Still a great player, but you have to wonder how much longer he can keep going. Not sure a ruckman can play into his late 30s like Pendlebury or Burgoyne.
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>>154059009
probably still melbourne
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Think I'm going to start vaxxmaxxing. Sick of living
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May those police officers who Dezi Freeman killed rest in peace.
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>>154059015
Kek they won't make the finals again for a long time
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Do West Coast have to worry about losing Harley Reid and Willem Duursma to Victoria? At this stage both would get offers for $2m a year.
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>>154059002
half these cunts have one foot in the retirement home lmao
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>>154059038
but enough about collingwood
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>>154059038
Delusional demons supporter. Aging list plus noongars equals trainwreck
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Nick Riewoldt said North Melbourne called him after he criticized Zane Duursma for a poor performance last year.
For fuck sake why is everyone so soft? Clubs can't even handle a bit of public criticism of their player for being shit? No wonder they've been a failure for so long, they're too fragile to take any flack and accept reality.
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how the fuck did the iggs restock on talls so quickly
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>>154059061
Been grabbing them for the last 4 years
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Who will be the best duursma?
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>>154059061
shanahan was pick 30 2 years ago, richmond picked three other talls before him
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>>154059072
willem already is
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>>154059079
After three games? Are the other two that shit?
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How do you guys feel about Kano?
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>>154059087
from mortal kombat?
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>>154059087
Too harsh on Zac Merret.
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might make up some retarded shit on the fly lads
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>>154059087
fuckwit attention whore fraud flog
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>>154059103
What about random 50m penalties for non-brown eyed players?
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>>154059107
make that skin and it's a goer i reckon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45Hkba1o64g

Man, what a game this was.
Where did it all go wrong for the game?
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>>154058580
Keto diet for the last 6 years. Constipation lasted a week. Your gut adapts.
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was on /gif/ last night browsing the poo thread. fucken hell some of those poos these pretty girls were pushing out would pulverise my loo
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When dating a new girl, one of the first I inspect are her logs. If they're thicker than mine it's over
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>>154059175
everyone does this
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>>154059183
I thought I was the only one
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Where is the new?
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>>154058364
I would do this but it'll cost at least $60
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kylie minogue has no kids yet the muzzie next door has 12
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>>154059447
Kylie is barren.
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>>154058707
just made one
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last for iggs
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>>154060176
Laughable little idiot
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>>154061207
baked a newey
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>>154058692
NOOOO NOT MY BLACK COCKATOOS



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