Tui Kamikamica suffers stroke on Monday morningTom Trbojevic says the playing group feels “responsible” for the club’s decision to sack Anthony SeiboldJamal Fogarty has had a crack at club officials by saying the coach should have had more than three games to turn things around
>>154057710>no indie bostocktitans get all the babes
great... another nrlel thread, lets try to get this one to 100 posts this time!
>>154057700
based aflsperg
My Wife Quincy Dudd
>>154057710Is she related to Josh?
Or Quincy Dodd brought me chillies m overall opinion of her would improve.
>>154057859Best he can do is salt n vinegar
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWaKmXiAUdR/
>>154057859
>>154057866The coconut version of a tiger parent. (Why is he using a Gayfl ball)
>>154057861Based family able to read through my typos and auto correct.
>>154057873you can be sure thats not afl training
>>154057973I am building a media career, ok!!??
should tiff do some sports content on her gram? maybe talk some footy?would that help?
>Willie Peters targets Nathan Cleary, Isaah Yeo, Cam Munster for PNG ChiefsIt's become a tradition for expansion clubs to target Cam Munster
>Earn a fat paycheck playing union in europe and live with Mary>Earn a fat paycheck playing league in a PNG prison
I'd rather stay with the pootans on average money than go over to PNG for a fortune and roll the dice on not getting eaten
>>154058128
>>154058146so true
you could not be safer in PNG than playing for their new league team, the real danger will be for anyone who dares beat them
>>154057802>quincy duddTop kek
what are we watching?
White sissies scared of BPNGC
the only reason quincy dudd hater hates her is because she's more masculine than him lol
no we're just laughing at you for simping for a player who 1. isn't really all that good at footy, and 2. really isn't all that good looking
>>154057710Good signing. Apparently the reason she didn't play for the Roosters in 2025 was a broken jaw. She was very good in 2024.>Tavarna Papalii on a two-year deal through to the end of the 2027 season.>The 20-year-old joins from the Roosters, where she made her NRLW debut in 2024 and played eight games in their premiership-winning campaign.>The versatile utility suffered a broken jaw in Game Three of the 2025 women's Origin series but made it back in time to feature in the Pacific Championships with Samoa.
Why do the elliesimps laugh off stuff like big belly Ellie while quincyfag has a meltie? What’s wrong with him?
>>154058335I have quincy beat. Just don’t put me up against Brigginshaw. A good man knows his limitations
My Odd, Quincy Wife
For me it's simply a question of being #TeamKeeley for Origin and Jillaroos hooker
>>154058501
>>154058517tfw ywn have a nrlw player sitting on you while you watch goyslop
>>154058459Bit salty?
>>154058548
Reckon Botille will switch to NZ now
What causes people to have strokes at 30?Especially very fit people who are not just sitting in front of a pc 24/7
>>154058459enjoy your gobbledok m8 kek
>>154058572cocaine is the obvious one but I cant really see that storm guy being into it, even if alot of the other storm players are.
>>154058572eating meat
>>154058579Red & Processed Meat Impact: Studies indicate that high intake of red meat (beef, pork, lamb) and processed meat (bacon, sausage, deli meats) is associated with an increased risk of stroke.Based chicken, keeping me safe from strokes.
>>154058587White Meat Exceptions: Some studies suggest that white meat consumption may actually be associated with a lower risk of stroke, making it a potentially healthier alternative to red meat.
rugby league
>>154058572How did we get here?
>>154058572Blood clot from whacky whacky, methinks. He's a bit young for cholesterol atherosclerosis.
>>154058714>He had two blood clots on his brain and they took him into surgery and they were able to remove one of the clots on his brain.
>>154058575So deranged, kek.
the white knight is back lads, thought he was taking a sabbatical but he tried to get me for posting in support a sharks jersey
What were his words?
>>154058572vaxx status?
journos would put someone's last words behind a paywall if they could
Have you ever shit so hard your brain exploded?
Graphics department gave up the goose
>>154058725DID SOMEONE SAY QUEEEEEENNNNSSSLLAAANNDDDAAAHHHHH???!!!
>>154058572its just like cancer or brain aneurysms... its sometimes random and can affect anyone at any age... some people are just unlucky.
>>154058806There are always signs. An unexplainable attraction to a masculine nrlw player for example
>>154058411That is cause her big bellie is part of their sick fetish
2 joke pony this one
>>154058575>Tries to embarrass Quincy Dodd>Makes the Gobbledok seem attractive
>>154058835Based Gobbledok enjoyer
>>154058497Bit odd
>>154058835so true
>>154058690https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8
>>154058752>taking the poo
ok but real talk, what peem does Yorak Hunt customer, don't say Poorm cause he's too based for that
Time to wake up and hurl ropes into Sydney Harbour
>>154057778this is correct but why is /afl/ so obsessed with nrlw
Going to make Katie from Utopia my girlfriend. Just want a sweet, ditzy 7/10 woman by my side.....
>>154059626he wouldn't watch this shit joke of a sport because he's from smellbum you fucking spastic
Peem
Pist
POOSDAY
>Poocos>Pooberra>Poodogs>Pooarks >Poophins>Poo Coast>Pooly>Poobourne>Poocastle>Poo Peeland>Pooboys>Poorramatta >Poothers>Poobits>St Poo>Poosters>Pooests
>Phil Gould also had a warning for interim coach Foran, saying that "knowing football isn't enough in the head coach role these days".
>>154063947>St PooGot a giggle out of me
>>154064508Disappointed Phil didn't add, "no one knows footy better than me, and I am not a head coach
>>154064508Pretty much got to be a mob boss these days
>>154064508Yup first test is going to be does he have the balls to send Jake to reserve grade and send a statement to the rest of the team. Even just one game in reserve grade will prob get the message across.
https://www.nrl.com/news/2026/03/31/nrl-team-lists-round-5/
Jesse Arthurs is back. I really like that guy, but it looks like Madge wanted to try absolutlely everyone BUT him.
Verhoeven has been selected on the bench for the Broncos. I really liked Robocop, but that film he made about the Lesbian nuns was disrespectful.
Went to America and the bar staff or restaurant staff would always go "what can I get started for you?" whereas in Australia here they go "what i get for you?" why do they do that haha
>>154066426I get the wait staff, cause meals take a while to make. I don't get bar staff though.
one of the afl players smeared his blood on an opponents face and we're here pissing our pants about faux hipdrops
>>154066426That which is not started is never finished
>>154066426Big if true
>>154066527neither of these things happened
>>154066170>https://www.nrl.com/news/2026/03/31/nrl-team-lists-round-5/Manly didnt drop Jake.Bulldogs still have Galvin at 7only looked at the first 2 games but I can already tell Manly and the Bulldogs will be losing.
Selling Haas despite him being named.
Where's Cheese at Wayne? I was PROMISED Cheese after the bye
Tiff has joined Swysh as wellAnother Cameo type platform
Vs Tannah BoydClearly-betterJerome Huges-betterSam Walker-betterDearden-betterCody Walker-worseKatoa-just worseFogarty-worseGalvin-worseAtkinson-worseCampbell-worseReynolds-worse if we just look at nowHynes-worseSandon Smith-worseEthan Sanders-worseMoses-worse even though people will disagreeDoueihi-very close but despite last week worseResult=Tannah Boyd 5th best 7 in the comp right now.
>>154066780walker isnt better, at least so far this year
>>154066804Yeah you could be right, adding DCE has held Walker back a bit, so then Tannah is 4th best 7 in the NRL right now.
>>154066825I would also cast doubt on dearden, they feel relatively comparable but I dont feel confident in saying tanahs better so will completely judge deardens year so far on his performance this peekend
>>154066764when?
>>154066874GOTTEM GONE GOTTEM
We can't have beautiful photos of women that play Rugby League. We CAN have the photos of some non Rugby League guys hideous feet.
>>154066889its a ridiculous world
At least we can still post female ice hockey players...
>>154066676
Faiders $1.58Knights $2.40LOL! seriously, you cant make this shit up..Raiders have been terrible in all their 4 games... what, do they expect them to just come good all of a sudden??!! No way... knights to win 13+ EZPZ.
>>154067086oh hai there Michael Carryannis.
>>154067130Based obscure reference.
>Nathan Merritt has been given 12 months to live Fuck man...
>>154067169Yep, Ultimately his poor life style choices have caught up with him. Too much drinking booze = liver cancer and smoking = esophagus cancer.
https://youtu.be/QDOM1QPaMsE?si=LmFN7O20pMvzo090Best field goal of all time btw
>>154067220Is that the one where Benji kicked a 50 metre one just as it hit half time?
>>154066929For me, its the Brisbane Lightning
>>154067282how do they have cooler helmets than the nhl ones?
>>154067290The face masks?
>>154058523
Victor Radley to make early return after Sydney Roosters shave match off his 10-match suspensionVictor Radley will be available for the Roosters next week after one match was shaved from his original 10-game suspension.Radley is set to return against the Sharks in Peth next week, following a club-imposed ban for a drug-related scandal.The Roosters said via a statement that Radley would be available to return to play in Round 6, as revealed by this masthead in November, after sitting out a Test match for England, two pre-season trial matches and four NRL games.The Roosters have included this week’s bye as part of Radley’s overall ban.“Following a proposal presented to the Sydney Roosters Board by Director of Football Mitchell Aubusson and head coach Trent Robinson outlining the work Radley has undertaken since the sanction was imposed, the Board has unanimously agreed to permit Radley to be available for selection from Round 6 onwards.’’The ban came alongside no pay for 10 weeks and a $30,000 fine to be donated to St Vincent’s Hospital, representing the heaviest penalty ever handed down by the Roosters to a player.
>>154070641was extreme to begin withwelcome back drugtor
>>154075371Based April Fools Day joke
Tigers are going to make the finals before Italy qualify for the world cup
>>154076655They should stick to tennis and F1
>>154078029https://youtu.be/5hWXDuZXMAo
>>154078167Directed by the guy on the bench for the Broncos this weekend
>>154067220>Best field goal of all time btwThat was Bwaith in finals week one, 2010, Roosters vs Tigershttps://youtu.be/hSi3TCAIc1g?=&t=636
>>154078694that shot on JWH would be 6 weeks now
storm have a good record over penerith, have a feeling they'll jank a win or do something to derail penrith's season
I suspect that both Panthers win streak and Dragons lose streak will end this weekend.
>>154070641BASED VICTOR THE INFLICTOR
>>154066780Walker is worse. Katoa and Hynes are better, Campbell is a worse halfback but definitely a better player.
It's Ivan
>katoa and hynesno, just... no
4chan april fools joke is pretty good
what do retired footy players even do
>>154081891trades normally
Star players with good media training will become an analyst, commentator or podcaster. Some of the smarter players will go into coaching. Some will do both coaching and media Players who weren't guaranteed first graders growing up probably already had trades and apprenticeships when they were younger. So naturally they'll pick up the tools when they retire Then you have the guys that never wanted to retire so they go sign with a bush footy team and "work" for one of the club's sponsors
>>154082072>the guys that never wanted to retire so they go sign with a bush footy teamynr Cliffy Lyons
Always been my dream to be a washed up NRL player that gets paid to play for a random country A-Grade team and show up to the sponsors a couple times a week
>>154082096never forgot him.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWkbp7GEbWE
>>154082405never wear full kit
full kit wanker
Reminder game 4 of the NBL finals is on at 7:30 lads
>>154057737Ok
>>154058061Yeah she could start doing freelance sports journalism doing interviews of players/fans/coaches/admin/experts. Maybe a vox pop thing or maybe some gimmick like the person she’s interviewing gives her a full body massage for the duration of the interview or they interview in a sauna or get a day spa sponsorship and do the interviews there whilst receiving spa treatment
>>154058591Thinking combo kebab is the perfect balance
>>154066780>shadow QLD halfback nice, I like the way he plays
C-C-C-COMMBOOO BREAKER
Uninstalled that nrl26 from the ps5 the other day
proud of you mateit was a dogshit game that you shouldve never bought
Hate my SC team
Love my SC peem but fuck they're a bunch of plodders
Funny thing is I saw Tru Blu post (because I liked their page when I was like 12) that they're patching that AI slop game they put out recently
Does anyone play SC by just making the whole team a real team? Like, you could just have it as the whole Titanes squad and see how they get on
https://youtu.be/C_Coa2lRGbM?si=sjFbVNNAcEuulH_MWe need an indie studio to make a cool NRL Vidya like this
>>154083150>>154083154I just want to make the top 8
The NRL and NRLPA should just let anyone have the licensing rights for some nominal fee and let the creativity flow. Sometimes that’s the best way
I would buy Mutant Rugby League if they basically make it 16bit. It could play like speedball and just make sure the ai isn’t too retarded that it doesn’t try to cheat (being offside when the ref isn’t looking etc all normal stuff). The problem with rugby league games is mostly they haven’t got enough players as consultants that can articulate how it feels to play and what they think about while they’re playing
>>154083200that would open up league to new audiences and thats not allowed unless it lets Vlandys jack off about having the game played in some prestigious destination
88-all with 3 mins to go boys!
There’s so many ways they can get rugby league into vidya without trying to make it an action sports game too. Could be a text based adventure like Disco Elysium, we already have Matt Nable and the blow the whistle ref guy (I think he’s still alive) that could write it and narrate. Uncle Russ could get a start
Crazy Taxi where you’re picking up your teammates for training, get good and you unlock the team bus for games, beat that and you get the league’s club bus shuttling punters and fans around and there’s some mini games where you have to deal with drunks on the bus (vomiting, starting fights, all the tropes)
Adelaide win by 1 point
>>154083185its pretty shallow and its rugby sevens, but nintendo had this as a minigame for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics Mario gamehttps://youtu.be/0FqRG172Q20?si=MJjN_dVqnLBojcYMthere's a good base to build off with this.problem is all the gaming studios just want to make a shitty version of FIFA.
any rugby league vidya needs a biff mechanic
>>154083308Nintendo delisted this game TODAY btw
I would play a Yakuza/Shenmue type game with Julian O'Neil as the protagonist
No, we're making xcom but rugby leaguelike thishttps://store.steampowered.com/app/237350/Frozen_Cortex/
https://youtu.be/nMUJL9YDPYk?si=9IvKZcgBpscy-7JP
top bad you guys are all too fair dinkum and afraid of tech to have the required skills to code something
I’m also shit at building furniture
>>154083365Nah I code, and would happily make a league game if there was a decent idea that wasnt massive in scope and didnt require me to make 3D assets. 3D modelling is a fucking nightmare
https://youtu.be/X8UwNbU4uUchttps://youtu.be/kBI2BaAeQzobut rugby league https://youtu.be/DBFcB-QwLCkThis is free mobile game it’s basically subbuteo
I can't stand panel segments that have 4 or more former players/journos. Anytime someone is about to say anything meaningful or insightful, someone else talks over the top of them, or goes back 5 minutes into the conversation. I'm looking at you Gorden Tallis and James Graham.
>>154083412>PikPok This is the same studio that made the original PS2 Rugby League games (Sidhe). They just go by a different name now
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3799530/Eye_of_the_Match/Bunker simulator WHEN?!?
>>154083412>https://youtu.be/kBI2BaAeQzoDespite looking boring as shit, this is probably the most feasible idea for a solo dev posted so farTheir field grid is pretty small, only 8 sq wide and 12 long, so would need to make it like 16x24 for gaps in the defensive line to formI cant really envision how youd create interesting/fun gameplay though
>>154083316And a medicabhttps://youtu.be/_138p6uzhUk
stop raiding /afl/ you cunts
>>154083410just make it in the build engine pic unrelated
>>154083469>Bunker simulatoralready made m8
wise words from flanno
>>1540844481st 'we won't win the premiership' and now this doozy, I be he's in the /nrl/ family
Dozed off >>154084821>>154084821>>154084821
