is heightmaxxing the secret to winning World Cup and Euro?France in 1998:Laurent Blanc (192cm)Patrik Vieira (192cm)David Trezeguet (190cm)Thierry Henry (188cm)Cristophe Dugarry (188cm) Robert Pires (187cm)Frédéric Déhu (186cm)Zinedine Zidane (185cm)Marcel Desailly (185cm)Emmanuel Petit (185cm) Alain Boghossian (185cm) Stéphane Guivarc'h (184cm)Alain Goma (183cm)Frank Leboeuf (183cm) Lilian Thuram (182cm) Vincent Candela (180cm)Fabien Barthez (180cm) Claude Makelele (174cm)Didier Deschamps (174cm)
>>154057967I was ready to call OP out that Henry didnt play a single minute of that WC but a last min check showed me that he began as a starter and then lost the place to GuivarchConsider me Berensteined
>>154058202>Henry didnt play a single minutewho cares about minutes you dumb daliti'm talking about their heightalso if you disagree post taller national teams
The average height of our starting 11 is 189cm (190cm when we swap out Aursnes for Thorstvedt) and we're utter dogshit
>>154057967Wouldn't that make Bosnia or the Netherlands much better than they are
>>154057967Close, but the actual secret is astrologymaxxing. This secret knowledge goes back to ancient Egypt. The priests figured out what really makes a successful team. The right combination of astrological signs assures success
>Emmanuel Petit>is actually tall
>>154058280lmao at odegardhe must feel like a kid surrounded by adults in that locker room
>>154058314Some of our regular subs are pretty short tbfE.G. Aron Dønnum (178cm), Patrick Berg (177cm), Andreas Schjelderup (176cm) and Oscar Bobb (175cm)So Ødegaard is not the shortest in the squad
>>154057967>Frédéric DéhuWhere the fuck did you get that list, Dehu was called after they became world champions
>>154057967No, if it was that case, Spain wouldn't have won half of the big tournaments since 2008
>>154057967yesthe key in almost any sport is mogging the opposition and competing against manletsboxing realised this and put in divisions so manlets can win fightseven then they starve themselves so they can fight manlets instead of people their own size, the champ at 154lbs is 6'3 who just starves himself to fight manlets
>>154058600Ok, but tikitaka doesn't work anymore anyway
>>154058202history repeats itself, 2018 dembele started the first game, lost his place to giroud, giroud who, like givarch didn't score once.
>>154058291From that knowledge you've gathered could you tell us perchance who's winning the 2026 WC?
>>154060080He's not gonna respond because he doesn't know but he'll make a post after the WC about how whoever won actually has the right combination of astrology signs.
>>154060080The team with the most scorpios
>>154057967yes. im short and being short in uk sport is brutaleveryone plays hoofball headers and fouls you constantly, rugby is even worse. plus the majority of women dont see you as a human nevermind a man. looking at your post maybe theyre right
>>154060124Yes, let's forget that 80% of the goat contenders are manlets
>>154060149NTA but every team needs one technical manlet. usually as a winger/CAM. chads are shit at unlocking a parked bus and dealing with other chads blocking them. the manlet has had a lifetime of experience at this
what about Spain 2010they were all manlets
>>154060197manlets in a midget era
i think being a lanklet gives you confidence, which helps as a player. football is 50 percent mental after all
Arent the argies a team of hidalgo hombrecitos?
the modern goat is a turbomanlet
>>154057967so 180cm ideal height for footballer?
>>154062408who got exposed in CL against tall defenders since 2015let it go bro.
