SA win the sheffield shieldcounty cricket starts soon
YFO
cricket, iykwim
JBO
https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalEngineering/s/DP7DGvpF13morn laffs x
>>154059077see>>154058879
hilarious x
>>154059330see>>154059312
on the train to York
the dork from yorkwell he's actually from sussex and larps as welshconfused bloke desu
>>154059342see >>154059330>>154058887
shut up sebboyou never add anything to these threads, just constantly attention seekfat neek
first for /hoc/
JADDDUUUUUUUUU
>>154058871>SA won it again melbournecucks…also realised I didn’t keep up in the slightest after the Ashes started.
>these are the convict chutney boys gatekeeping /cric/LmaoooHave sex.
Jaisawl (24) & Suryavanshi (15) openingWew
No one cares about the jam boy league mate
>>154059935please watch our sport and buy our teabtw thanks for introducing us to toilets and civilisation saarr
RAJASthan whup SupercucksJaddu revenge*gallops on*
bruv is starting to stand out so badly in his culture as being unmarried that he's saving screenshots of posts from /int/ to help him cope. tragic
>rode a horse wow, that’s never been done before has it?
Based Swanepoel leaving halfway through his saffer match to make sure he arrives well ahead of time for his county debut with the PearsStill have no idea who he is, but that's the sort of commitment we need
Pavlova is a dogshit """"dessert""""The Pozzies can have that one
>>154061192Not just any match either, cup final
county cricket is unironically better than what's left of international cricket now isn't itgrim
I've got static in my headThe reflected sound of everything
just remembered bard's cover of Smithwas a bit grim actually desu but respect him for having a go
what is even the point of it all? really?
>>154059476
>>154059482this isnt true
>>154061402Was it Independence Day?Remember it being a relatively tough one desuI've been a little more successful with the songs of his that have had more straightforward chord progressions
>>154061421entropic arbitrage just to realize how rare order really is
>>154061694dururitti column - never known
kek he's such a stupid cunt lad
>>154061210this but unironically
you wouldnt be saying this if pavlova was a peewee invention
Any bumboys in?
>>154063738yea right here lad>>154060126>>154059814
cricket? not today.
how the friend simulator going fatguts and jamboy?
is there a jamgirl?
we'll find out on tonights episode the jamboy wants a wife, on 7mate
7 mates seems like an unnecessary amountcouldn't possibly keep track of more than 3
>>154066421I sure hope so
>>154066477which post was yours?
3/4, if not all of them
>>154066477five years and /cric/ is just as dogshit today kek
>>154066530i think there was at least a little more cricket discussion back then
>>154066532did they play cricket back then?
well there was more cricket back then to be fairand less not-cricket gumming up the calendar too
>>154066493>>154066525just the op fellas x
>>154066571I remember that hongi post lolclassic
have started drinking beer again due to stress (but currently just the low carb variety)
>>154066579x
>>154066581Why are you stressed? Nothing you do is important, to anyone
day 40 something no booze for me, unfortunately at the point now where I forget why I stopped and it's starting to look like an awesome idea to get a carton.
Alcohol tends to give me heartburn these days so it made it easier to stop.
>getting on the piss
Increasing phenomenon at toil that people are just completely unable to read or write We're all university educated and ostensibly smart individuals, and yet people (even high-paid specialists in their field) type like complete retards and complain if they ever have to read anything 100+ words, filling the calendar with pointless meetings instead I guess this is largely due to the rise of the smartphone and AI, and the concurrent decline in reading actual books,bleading to the situation in which nobody has the concentration span for serious mental exertion anymore
"university educated" is an oxymoron.
>>154066756to be fair, that is memy attention span and ability to think have been devastated
university of life man me. alma mater of the school of hard-knocks. masters in finding out who ya real mates are and who's a dog snitch
More like the school of hard cocks lol
>>154066758I see it in myself too, for sureI try to fight against it by limiting social media time and making sure I carve out time for focused reading tooBut I genuinely think there'll be an entire generation worldwide where 99% of people will have lost the ability for focused concentration, at least us millennials didn't grow up with all of these distractions >>154066757No your a fucken moron
>bro just spend a 100 hours of your life reading a book that you're going to forget 95% of within a year anyway lmaowork will adjust to the people, not the other way around so better keep up gramps
I thought zoomies were getting into reading with all the tik tok book culture thing? maybe it's more the girls
>>154066642>tannins in wine absolutely kill me>can't stand more than one or two beers before feeling bloatedliterally down to just being a vodka soda enjoyer now. Broken Shed and Bue Duck are awesome, but not really liking The Reid, it's got a weird banana taste for some reason. Thankyou for coming to my VODtalk.
People have got better things now to do than waste hours a day reading books it's the same with test cricket but thankfully we rectified that issue with The Hundred
whats the t20 version of books?
>>154066820I think it's just the girls, and it's largely just performativeNot with with the formerly-proto-no-longo-proto thoughever, she's an avid reader and even more of a blogposter than me Took her to Hay-on-Wye for a date, which she enjoyed a lot
The novella
oh we doing this rp again?
>>154066847gatsby
>it's largely performative>pretends to be cric's resident /lit/ expert but thinks Cormac McCarthy is some unheard of hipster punk writer
if he were me he'd be /cric/'s resident /clit/ expert iykwim haha
Because you've got one where your cock is supposed to be? That's just a micropenis mate
grim
"/cric/'s resident expert" is an oxymoron
>peewee ''''''''banter''''''''''sorry but that was jeet tier stuff mate. I'd even suggest you delete it desu
bicos yoov git wen wer yur gog ods soobobsd do bi bru? bads judsd ah mygrobenez bru
if he was a peewee that new about micropeni he'd be weepee iykwim haha
>the last 3 posts ITTgood lord.....i'm going to bed
I thought weepee was quite good
last judge is filtering me, finna go for a run
>last judge is filtering meno idea what this was meant to meanyou on Australia's Got Talent or something
probably don't know what going for a run is either you pakora bloated fuckwit
>>154066975haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>154066982gn fella xhttps://x.com/amazlngnature/status/2038696842452472149>>154067017queem queem
>it's a gamefucking kekno wonder the manchild sperged out
Gone down to having half a tin of beans with my lunchtime baked beans on toast, rather than the full tin, due to tough economic circumstances
OF simp shitter was mentally zutted by a little 12 bar blues with a Caribbean twist of course this rhythmless tuneless shitter isn't going to play anything remotely wellBut the sheer mediocrity of six string shitter's playing highlights an uncomfortable truth: he is mediocre at everything. And that eats away at him.*whistles Soul Limbo*
I wonder how many people on /cric/ will even bother to read past the first 5 words of that
>mediocre at geetar>mediocre at cricket>mediocre woman's "degree">mediocre job>mediocre salary>mediocre future life awaits*whistles Soul Limbo*
Marco Jansen might become the most prolific left arm quick in cricket history
Div 2 promotion challenge going to be very interesting this yearThe Guardian only predicts the plucky Pears to finish 5th, but I reckon our bowling attack of Swanepoel, Taylor, Waite, and Allison is the best in the league (nothing flashy, but all solid options with recent averages of <25 in FC cricket)That said, Lancs are typically quite strong, Derbyshire strengthened a lot with Abbas, and Durham shouldn't really have gone down from Div 1, so there'll be good competition
And what of the batsmanning, I hear you ask?Libby in Div 2 will be an absolute JOKE, obviously he'll average 50+The likes of Roderick, Hose, Dolly, Kashif, and Brookes will all be a little more comfortable in Div 2 too, and should offer more than their meagre showings last year Look out for young Dan Lategan too, very highly rated player We'll still be more of a bowling outfit overall, but I think we'll be competitive with the bat
up to +51.25kg 20mm max hang
ah yes, zachy and the jeet persona just happen to be posting at the same time again and just happen to have started the constant seethe at bard (and get blanked by him lol) gimmick. a mere coincidence of course!
no idea what you're talking about meds then bed you couch potato
>plucky pearsyeah.. 'plucked' from div 1 and dumped into div 2 lmao
For a man that see's himself as quite the intellect recreating your whole identity over picking heavy things up and down seems kinda shallow.
>>154068063The drunker he gets, the more he forgets to try to hide itI'd predict that "alchy B" is on his 4th or 5th beer by now >>154068099Haha it really do be like thatOne-day champions thougheverShould have a very strong T20 side with Sikandar Raza coming in (fuck Dwarshuis, never wanted that mustachioed ponce anyway)
>>154068125no I just hanged off a 20mm edge with over 50kg attached, you griplet neek
>>154066847anything bard likessame goes for music
>heavy thingsit's a bodyweight exerciseand this toothpick armed neek must weigh sub 50kg
73-75kg actually wouldnt want to be any heavier
Absolute state of GT's batting, too many useless chutney boys like shittler and phullups. Completely mediocre just like a certain six string shitter and his diddled sidekick's lives
PRASIDH KRISHNAGill is such a brainlet
Cooper conolly, i tell you this lad can bat, comms mentioned something about him being extremely talented in other sports too, heavy Ab de Villiers vibes from him
>>154069021poopee ponnoloy no foot work to reading of spin just stands and swings . maybe Indians are letting him score so that he's selected in aus team and chokes in import matches like he did in champions trophy semis
>>154067848>>149115820
Israel needs to strike Hezachy Bullah
melie kerr playing today
>>154069021He looks like the missing link on the evolution chart but fair play the convict ape chutney boy played a winning knock>>154072636Thing is MJ doesn't look that threatening but just keeps taking wickets
>>154076517its not his fault he looks like hes still mid-puberty
Anybody watching the zenith of cricket (PSL)?
>>154075688With my balls and cock or what?
>>154075688wivf muay bowls aur cuock aur wat?
kiwi appreciation postreply with something nice to say about them, fellas x
>ICC
Can't wait for certain people to abuse thishttps://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/articles/cj0v9r8p042o
>>154078653I enjoyed watching them 3-0 FUCK OFF the bindians in bindia
>>154078653
>>154078775>indian cricket council
>>154078811>One deterrent for teams bending the rules to gain competitive advantage is the inclusion of a "stand down period" of eight days for any player replaced for illness or injury. There is no such period for life events.8 days is nothing. This will be abused so easily. Also, Indian players probably have like 50 different uncles that they can just say are dying for a 'life event' replacement.>Day one of a test and you realise that you picked the wrong bowling line up for the surface>Tell bowler to fake injury>Can be selected for the next test without issueGot to be a two week ban minimum.
>>indian cricket councilProblem, chutney boy?
this is quite sad news for all golf enjoyers, which i believe is most of us, with this being the golf general
>>154079596hes still my goat :,(
>>154079596who?
>>154080004Fred Ridley, it says right there in the imageHe's the chairman of the club (it also says that right there in the image)
>>154080098what??
>>154080134Fred Ridley, it says right there in the image and also in the post you replied toHe's the chairman of the club (it also says that right there in the image and in the post you replied to)
>>154080210why???
>>154080215That I'm not sure of tb hMaybe you could contact Fred Ridley (he's the chairman of the club) and ask him yourself
>>154079596Insane world we live in where your value as a human is predicated upon your ability to hit a ball. Any other black man and the members of Augusta would be calling for the maximum sentence. The club was founded by Klan members. Even to this day the members there are extremely racist.
Why is augusta still the most elite tournament in golf?
>kontas australian contract not renewedAND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALLMY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>>154080469kohlis retired now, so his services are no longer needed
marnus still in here for some reason, must give s-tier sloppies
>>154080469kek i remember when he was the next big thing, at least according to all the morons in here
>>154080469Kohli got his revenge. Dont fuck with the King
>>154077935Starc was similar. Think a lot of lanky cunts end up with bad acne scarring since their puberty hits hard as fuck
coonolly like all worstern fagstralia quota picks is fucking shit and he will remain shit while hanging around the team not contributing for a decade plus. i don't make the rules, it's just how it is.
Melie may actually be the greatest cricketer in the history of the sport (Bradman included)
>179 not outthought NZ were out of it at the innings break
>>154082244there's only one person in the world who didn't think that
love you bros
Was this rigged?
think you'd struggle to find one thing in cricket that wasn't rigged
>>154082757lol
booked my flights for Sri Lankacost me an arm and a leg, but reckon flight prices will only go up in the near future
have fun stay safe
Is the recent dearth of test cricket some kind of extended April fool's joke?
county less than 48 hours awayfriday and monday off to watch full match my glammy back in the big time comfy... even if >we lose every single game (that isnt washed out)
>>154083553dont forget the Masters is on this weekend
>>154082279*mmmmmmMMMMMWWWAAAHHHH*ME (that’s me, hi :)))LIEKHERR
>>154082998lovely lovely GAZZZ
>>154082437right back at ya, slick x
>>154083520umm….its IPL season fellathis much is knownpattern has been around for yonks now x
>>154083633>>154083642>>154083645>>154083666What the fuck is this retarded bollocks
gotta get dem ca$$h money innittest criggy alone cannae feed modern day cricketeers>>154083677hi :))
THINK OF THE POOR CRICKETERS FAMILIES
it’s like the aphex twin album 26 mixes for ca$$hnowt complicate
>>154083685opportunity cost fellawould be plain retarded not to maek dem hay when the sun shines(hay = ca$h)(sun shines = free from injuries , youth, form Etc)
what the fuck is happening in here then
business as usual innit xhttps://youtu.be/eFQoeX6HnP8
A HISTORIC CHASE LEAD BY CAPTAIN AMELIA KERR - Highest chase in Women's ODI history with Kerr 179*(139)
Jam boys ruining /cric/ as usual
>>154083861see>>154083633>>154083861
>>154084010blueberry jam*
fuck up sebbo
*melts yer sheila's dil and marches on*LSG v DC Rishbh v AksharConvict chutney boy PM cutting fuel duty in half meanwhile engshitter chutney girl still raking in the fuel duty line the thieving perfidious subhoomans they are
>>154084226Baap of Convicts vs Baap of Engshitterswhoever wins, chutney boys will lose
>>154084266Clutch BapuIndraprasth Capitals to win
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_FIFA_World_Cup_Group_D#Australia_vs_Turkeygallipoli 2.0 :owhere's Wales?
indians are...LE BAD
Lungi Ngidi's slower ball is elite
>>154084609kekkKkkkkkkk
Reminder T Natarajan has more away series Gavaskar-border series wins than convict chutney boys>cappy cumshyte>hazleshyte>steve shit
Is Zachy's April fool's gimmick to write as many boring comments that people have no interest in reading as possible?
correct
Corr fucking stinks of rotten mouldy cheese and mediocrity in here all of a sudden
alri smegheadlad
>26-3Indraprasth bros...
>26-4Is Prince Yadav the future?
He's still wasting his time commentating on the jam boy league
One more day of toil lads One more fucking day
new>>154085772>>154085772
Any cricket on?
No only a spastic pretending to be Indian
>>154067987Lancs will finish nowhere again. They are always over-hyped.
Cricket is like baseball except 10x more boring and 100x gayer
>>154082998Good man yourselfRent a tuk-tuk and drive around the place, it's great funHow long are you going for? I had just a week and spent it doing a loop of the lower half of the island, which was just about enough time, but could have easily spent much longer there>>154086206Yeah after looking at the squad it's not actually pretty strongExpect Jennings and Bohannon will be solid with the bat, Old Manderson will probably still be effective with the ball (when fit), but not really sure about the rest of the team desuA lot depends on how the likes of Aspinwall, Blatherwick and Balderson (great names, sound like a Victorian-era candlestick making firm) progress
>>15408631511 daysive got a bit of an itenary forced upon the trip so there wont be much time to go off on my own adventure, but will have the last 3 days to do whatever
>>154086337Very sensible, a strong itinerary is the foundation for an enjoyable and successful tripWhich places are you taking in?
>>154086356spending the whole time in colombo and dambulla
>>154086519What are you planning for Colombo?I barely spent any time there and didn't meet many others who did either, most people preferred destinations like Kandy, Ella, or some of the beach townsBut as long as your itinerary works for you, that's the main thingSri Lankan food is lovely, eat lots
>>154086356you need putting down like a sick whippet you absolute bellend
>>154086826Midwit itinerary underappreciator
looks like a nice place to catch lyme disease.
night.https://youtu.be/OlQGUs5XpZ8
>>154087193stay up for the Artemis launch turkbro, bit of goodness while everyone is JUSTed
>>154086785dunno yet, will look into it all this weekend now ive got flights
>>154087261bunnings has 3m aura 9205 respirators on special in case theres a southerly wind blowing from india
>>154086576Certain chutney boys fav band btfo
Just created my fantasy cricket teamGot a VERY strong lineup desu
>fantasy cricket is that like when you dream about test cricket
This moment lives rent free in convict chutney boys hollow skulls
>>154087488It's where you pit your wits against the finest county cricket appreciators in the country to select the very best players your £100m budget will buy you, where every player for each team is pre-assigned a value based on their perceived quality
>>154086315It isn’t even really anything to do with how good the players they have are, as you said they have a decent batting order and some good bowlers. It’s just that they really are the spurs of county cricket.
Mr Mediocrity shitting up /cric/ *whistles Soul Limbo*
>>154087654Yeah I get what you're saying but player to player they're also a bit weaker than I realisedI'd say that Durham, Derbyshire, and the Pears all have stronger squadsYou never know what might happen thoughever, it'll probably be a fairly competitive league
Here comes six string shitter fellasCarrying the weight of all that mediocrityThe weeeiiiigggght of ALL that mediocrity
Absolutely buzzing for FridayPears vs Derbyshire is just such a massive game, straight off the (proverbial) batI'm terrified of Mohammad Abbas but hopefully Jake Libby will (figuratively) get on top of him early on and nullify his threat
>>154086519>dambulladon’t forget to ride an elephant fella x
Derbyshire more like Derbyshite kek
Had a crack strumming and singing in macacao moortuguese a classic samba songChuffed with my vocals but the samba rhythm not quite thereAnd a new argie one in argie spic speakChuffed with my geeter but the vocals are too fastRhythmless tuneless engshitter chutney boys could never
Thought of that yourself?
I used to make Brazilian music but stopped when baile funk became a meme genre
