I dont think we are making out
>>154060159Nah, we will beat Australia and Paraguay
They need to lose in the RO16 on July 4th in Metlife to England or Germany to properly celebrate it
>>154060159You can advance as a third-placed team. 4 points should suffice. Neither of your three opponents are unbeatable. The group is relatively balanced, no team sucks and no team is a heavy favorite. At the very least, you have to beat Paraguay and tie one of the other two. You've got home advantage after all
>>154060159Paraguai...... i had no idea they were in the WC
Wait so is this Australias qualifier? Because last time I checked only New Zealand qualified for Oceania.
>>154060159It's going to be 3-0 for Paraguay.Goals by Gomez, Mauricio, and Ramon Sosa.
Fifa Peace Prize Champion will rig it for us, trust
>>154060222australia doesn't play in oceania anymore
>>154060336What?
>>154060343they play with the asians nowsomething about having no competition in the OFC
USA can advance here but after that it's goong to be one brutal beatdown. I've been exposed to american sports coverage for the world cup for a few days now and I've never seen this level of delusion
>>154060390I despise British TV but at least the TV personalities and commercials here don't feel as injected with microplastics as they are in the US.
>>154060390they'll advance on third slot because paraguay is unbelievably shit this year but i don't see them doing better than australia and turkey, maybe if kosovo gets a cheeky slurp win over turkey so there's less competition they can make it to first/second spot
>>154060159I beg to differ*kisses you tenderly*
I think we're winning the Worldb Owl
you got a fucking meme pool AGAIN, shut upfifa is such a fucking joke, dont worry bros one day if you just keep giving america a free ticket out of the pools, america will care about soccer! just keep on trying!
>>154060159we advance as one of the third placers and then lose in the round of 32 imo
>>154060473you say it like italy/bosnia, qatar and switzerland is a hard group
we dont care, if you think this is your way to get revenge on us, lmao
>>154060390People here just think if participation rates are up and guys run 40 yard dashes well, you will be good at whatever you play. That "imagine if our real athletes played" thing isn't a joke outside 4chan
>>154060508No. China will do that for us.
>>154060163This t.bh
>>154060516two more weeks
team USA probably wouldn't even break Indycar numbers
>>154060548bro who the fuck is watching horse racing
>>154060563monosport foreigners wouldn't understand
>>154060563People who like horses? I like horses. I don't get people who watch it on TV though. I've only ever watched it in person, and I only bet when I'm in person, too.
>>154060159Holy riggeroni
>>154060572going by that graph you guys are basically as monosport as us, like 70% of the viewership is 1 sport
>>154060563Bet fags i would say
>>154060581that's based on the false assumption you can only watch one sport, common amongst soccerbrains
>>154060581The NFL is like a yankees world cup. Everyone pulls their finger out of their arse and watches it because it's the "thing" to watch.
>>154060563Most of that is the Kentucky Derby which is pretty big with normies who have parties to watch it. To a lessor extent the other two triple crown races (Preakness and Belmont Stakes) also get a fair amount of coverage/viewership. Outside of that though horse racing is definitely niche.
>>154060612>which is pretty big with normies who have parties to watch it.this, probably 80% of the mint juleps consumed in a given year is on that day
>>154060159Why do they show turky as the winner? They still have to play agaibst kosova. Kosovas team is actually really good and has a good chance to win the game.
>>154060473All 3 hosts landed a very cushy group. Canada and USA not even the best in those. Only Mexico will take full advantage of their polluted air and altitude to choke their opposition.
>>154060548Football is a proletarian sport and since most Americans are petit bourgeois they wouldn't get it.
>>154060390> I've been exposed to american sports coverage for the world cup for a few days now and I've never seen this level of delusionthe only people talking about it are highly critical. not sure wtf you are watching.
>>154060548What was the biggest mls event?Probably CL and PL draw a larger crowd from the US than mls does.
>>154060675No anglosphere country except england cares about soccer. We're the same as canada, australia, new zealand and south africa in this regard
>>154060563Horse racing is based. I go to the tracks and marvel at those beautiful animals
>>154060409Paraguay is back to their usual defensive form, they only eliminated in this group if there is rigging involved, specially in the first game
>>154060222>>154060343You've been frozen for 20 years
>>154060680Fox soccer had two americans included in topn 26 best players, that Pisilic or whatever american is ranked at 16. That Nick dude is in the panel. Other sports network said that the other american footballer whose name I cant remember was "the lebron of soccer". There's a shit ton of reels and all of it delusional. Regular people guessing that you'd win belgium 1-0 and 3-2 etc. Dont downplay these facts.
>>154060749And ESPN.
>>154060749america derangement syndromenobody cares and those who do care are pessimisticyou're really desperate to get revenge on us lmao
>>154060778>nobody cares>massive campaign to popularize football in the US and talk about being top 6 in 15 years
>>154060808>massive campaign to popularize football in the US and talk about being top 6 in 15 yearskek foreigners really believe thisyes you are desperate for our viewershipno, nobody careson the contrary the NFL is growing rapidly in europe and even south america lol
>>154060563burreros
>>154060820In the grand scheme of things, american viewership is nothing when it comes to football. You should know this if you followed football. Why are you in this thread, clearly you dont follow the sport but at the same time feel ashamed of the collective delusion about your skills and chances
>>154060841because i knew salty angry foreigners would be in here desperately claiming we care when we don't, it's fun to btfo your claimsalso yes they're desperate for us to care, 1 american is worth 10 third world viewers or 2-3 europeans due to our massively higher income, not to mention the massive culture power America has compared to any other country on the planetBut you won't get your revenge on us because we don't care. Your chance to make us angry was the olympics
>>154060854Alright that's where your bait went too far lol
>>154060865you must have been seething like mad when we won hockey lol
>>154060563Gachafags
>>154060163We will at best draw with Australia
>>154060503Switzerland are decent and Italy can draw/beat any concacaf side>b-but they’re shit right now and muh MacedoniaConcacaf is shit and Canada is only good because they beat our shit squad
>>154060687Whatever game messi is playing against a “top” MLS side
>>154060687>>154061255champions league final was the biggest event in 2025 , that's what is plotted
>>154060687>>154061255>>154061264highest MLS event was apparently 994k confirmed americans
>>154060882>>154060854>>154060820Ameribro's getting too uppity, gotta take out the strong stuff
>>154060163Yup.
>>154060687>What was the biggest mls event?It depends. There was 99k once LA Galaxy vs Chivas USA but that was followed by Club America vs Chivas Guadalajara. The MLS record for only MLS teams is 84k LA Galaxy vs LAFC. All these records are at the Rose Bowl (the grand daddy of them all)
>>154061275you think we're retarded like you? mouth palate, art palette, wood pallet. I'd ask you to spell wealth, home ownership and vehicle but those are foreign concepts to you and that's not fair
>>154061275you have one sport and you may not have even qualified for it despite it being easier than ever. you're the last povertyball flag to get uppity
>>154061470this must be some jap dude who's in the US for a vacation>>154061481>best active Tennis player is Italian>you have one sportbro..
>>154061560sinner is clearly austrian and the caveman is better than him
>>154060749>lebron of socceri strongly doubt this happened. I'm in the vast minority of americans in that i actually follow the team, and literally everything I've seen has been optimistic about the summer, but critical and burdened with doubt. cool facts tho
>>154061591>i strongly doubt this happenedThis did happen, I remember it but I don't remember who said it
>>154061575bro dont look at the latest ATP
>>154061560Sorry retard your hubris made you look like a retard. Our Italian food is better than yours
>>154061735"Italian food" is a retarded concept since every region here has its own food that's very different from other regions.It's like saying "Earth food" basically
>>154060808So i care but its because my mom is from europe. My friends thought it was weird that i liked the sport growing upBut as far as it actually being popular or in the public consciousness? It really isnt. Maybe the 7th or 8th most popular sport?The guy u replying to is an asshole but seems like you hatewatch our broadcasting for things to seethe at for real
>>154060222This mf senile thinks Comets still fly to the colonies