/sp/ - We are cooked - Sports

Anonymous

03/30/26(Mon)16:55:40 No.154061562

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Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)16:55:40 No.154061562 Archived

We are cooked

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)16:59:17 No.154061583

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)16:59:17 No.154061583

>Holds it.... HOOOOLLLDSS IIIITT.....

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)17:17:44 No.154061713

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)17:17:44 No.154061713

Holy based
it was about time for Brazil to accept the slurpball meta and finally win

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)17:23:25 No.154061740

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)17:23:25 No.154061740

>>154061713
He says that but will field FOUR shitters in attack against croatia
The old man is dementia'd

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)17:26:58 No.154061754

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)17:26:58 No.154061754

>>154061740
this kek
This grandpa is a Troia Horse.

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)17:43:21 No.154061841

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)17:43:21 No.154061841

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>>154061562
That was consistently true in the past, but has not been true the last 3 cups.

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)17:45:18 No.154061852

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)17:45:18 No.154061852

I can't keep up with the 'urban' slang, isn't cooking meant to be a good thing?

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)18:04:45 No.154061943

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)18:04:45 No.154061943

>>154061852
Cooking is good and cooked is bad

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)18:11:13 No.154061967

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)18:11:13 No.154061967

>brapzilians hire a souless euro coach
>he makes them play souless euro slurpball
>wtf how could this happen to us

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)18:15:26 No.154061986

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)18:15:26 No.154061986

>>154061562
Congrats, you are officially white now

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)18:20:30 No.154062013

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)18:20:30 No.154062013

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>>154061841
>12

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)18:28:31 No.154062052

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)18:28:31 No.154062052

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>>154062013

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)18:45:58 No.154062179

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)18:45:58 No.154062179

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Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)18:50:16 No.154062207

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)18:50:16 No.154062207

>>154061562
Ackshually.
The team that conceded the fewest goals in the World Cup has never been the eventual winner.
About half of all World Cup champions were teams that scored the most.

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)19:07:05 No.154062354

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)19:07:05 No.154062354

>>154062207
>team that played the most games in the tournament tend to concede more goals and score more than teams that went out in groups
Disingenuous caveats

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)23:21:12 No.154065020

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)23:21:12 No.154065020

>>154061841
>>154062013
jeez

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)02:59:42 No.154066468

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)02:59:42 No.154066468

>>154061562
Brazil's defenders are weak
Also pray for Neymar and for a Croatia win

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)04:03:23 No.154066701

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)04:03:23 No.154066701

>>154061562
The team that scores one more goal than the opponent in every game will be the world cup winner

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)05:52:20 No.154067001

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)05:52:20 No.154067001

>>154061562
that's cool until you can't score and get eliminated by penalties coinflip, i would know about that

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)05:55:03 No.154067012

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)05:55:03 No.154067012

>>154061852
Think of it like anal rape
Cooking = you give
Cooked = you take

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)13:36:20 No.154068865

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)13:36:20 No.154068865

>>154061562
Agreed
>"São" Marcos
>Oliver Kahn
>Dibu Martinez
That's the secret

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)14:09:12 No.154069158

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)14:09:12 No.154069158

>>154062013
Damn, what happened?