Brazil's likely line-up for the matchIs Ancelotti fucking with us on purpose?
>>154062321What is your prognosis for tomorrow's match and the prospects of both teams at the World Cup?
>thread on x from a Brazilian claiming Brazil has more white players than France>Point our Brazil has 1 white starter and France has 2>Replies to me from Brazilians unironcally claiming Martinelli and ederson are white
>>154062321Is Abuelotti going senile?
>>154062356If Ancelotti really plays with 4 forwards, it will be a throwback to 2022. I can't see Brazil dominating against the Croatian midfield, even against an aging Modric, I mean we couldn't produce much big chances against France even with an extra player in the field.So it's probably a boring draw. I heard Gvardiol won't play; I can't say how much that will impact the Croatian defense. Maybe you can say better.
>>154062321he would never play thiskeep in mind ancellotti is an italian, he hates attack
>>154062473Theo Hernandez wouldn't pass as white in Canada
>>154062473the threshhold for what brazilians consider "white" is crazy
>>154062321holy grim
>>154063819I mean Martinelli could pass as a sicilian or albanian desu
>>154063819I saw a different one where people from south america were suprised that Jenna Ortega isn't considered white in the USA. Multiple Brazilians entred the thread telling me she looks Portugese or Italian. I told them I genuinely thought she was part black and they all.lost their shit
>>154063961https://x.com/mrsortegaaddams/status/2038637891853656443
>>154062321Where is menino Ney
>>154062321>ibañez as a fullback>léo pereira>douglas santos>vini jrSo this is the full power of the multi-champion tactical mastermind Carlo Ancelotti
>>154062321just field 10 forwards Elifoot style lmao
>>1540623211-1 boring ass draw
Reminder
>>154070275One of his best performances in that match
>>154070275pray indeed, man can barely walk.
>>154062321
>>154062321is HE playing?
>>154062321> Brazil V Croatia > 03-00 am
Hope Croatia wins, I hope Brazil never wins a football match as long as mokeyman plays for them.
>>154062321unironically who are half of those people??
it's up
>>154077161Tourist here.Isn't this Modric nigga one of the best players in the world?
>>154077161yeah this is a 3-4-2-1 and I'm now 100% convinced this will be the formation for the World Cup
>>154075726>mokeymanyou have to be more specific
>>154077217he's also 40 years old
>>154077355Which makes it even more impressive
>>154077254he meant your mom
why are there so many injured players. why is there always some brazilian player who misses the world cup due to injury
Na raport. Jel nas ima?
How many wows today???https://youtu.be/cs162O0C6wg?si=4ZWVpItL_s5vtWZq
>>154077676Normalno. Rasturit ćemo ove majmune kao beba zvečku.
>>154077693damn each one is a diferent pic
>>154077676ima ima
Brazilian pride is so forced
>>154077676>Jel nas ima?NIKO PULIĆ LUKA RAIĆhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeaAPJrZnRs
>>154077708>>154077821>>154077856Bravo, bravo. Taj rad.AJMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Vini Jr>Neymar>Hulkwhy are brazilian players so unlikable I miss kaka
I'm gonna need a webm of Ancelotti telling the camera to get the fuck out of the way
>>154077161
what compels an italian first worlder to come to the favelas known as brasil?
>60y Modric still able to play>34y Neymarnd dragging himself against the worst br teams
>>154077991bunda
>>1540779911m euros a month.
I hate Kramarić so much
>>154078020I will never understand rich people for wanting more than 1M USD
>>154077950
>>154078067very nice, thank you
lol @ Vini fighting for high balls
>>154078067lol
VPN on Brazil and watch in Youtube for freehttps://www.youtube.com/live/nHthikorJwk
Croatia is betterHoly shit, why are we so bad?
saída de bola continua excelente
>>154078086"Fighting"
>>1540781870 self esteemThey know they are shit for the seleção
>watching Kramarić just jog back and move nonshalantly
where is he where is menino neymar
pausa de hidratação?
>22 Celsius degrees in Orlando>hydration break
minuto aguinha
>>154078273E vagabundo tá lá>>154078283Minuto rei
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
is anyone here watching on ESPN Deportes? who's the female commentator?
>>154078290Hey, they will need more ads in this WC. Its their culture
>the stadium speaker doing her best to pronounce Duje Ćaleta-Car
I'm only here for the halftime slags lads
dogshit gamedogshit teamfuck stereogonna watch some asmr and play bloons td6
>joao poodro
>Modrić>Kramarić>Perišić>StanišićShocking performance. 3/4 are uncs.
KWAB
where is everyone
Vãi vasco
>>154078430This is why brazil is losing, you aren't giving them your energy
Perisic hates luis henrique.
holy shit this team is so fucking dogshit just end it all
>>154078476Having sex and wathcing Big brother
>>154078478Vasco only plays tomorrow, anon
>>154078487Kek, mofos seem more tired than pedreiros after 17 hours
>>154078533Cunha
Score pls
>>154078476playing Slay the Spire 2
Every single time Cunha has the ball Kramarić and Modrić let him shoot.
>>154078572still 0x0
We're really good at headers, man.
my faggot neighbors keep spoiling the game
wtf, Vini did something
CUNHAAAAAAAA VINIIIIIIIIIII DANILOOOO
Damn, Vini played well now
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154078626i'm shocked too
foi o danilo que fez o gol mas o narrador viado só fala no vinícius
>>154078586Goooooooollllllll
hrvatskabros....
HEXAAAA
>>154078626the one time he makes a decent cross
this danilo is not the flamerda one isn't he?
>>154078624Tell him shut up
OHEXA
it's over, he's never coming back for us
>>154078648they were praising Danilo in getv
>>154078664No, its the BTFOgo one.
>>154078664no, bostafogo
We are playing good fr fr
>>154078672To EVROPA
wtf you told me Vini is bad
>>154078684>>154078686i don't even know the selecinha shitters anymore lmao
>>154078691He only plays like shit when he's racially attacked and we're too honourable for that.
>>154078648To be fair he made 3 dudes fall on their asses and then gave Danilo a nice pass
>>154078650It's NOT over.
>>154078691pulling a gotta go fast in counterattacks like this is 90% of his good plays
>>154078718this is unironically why argentina is so great btw, they know how to get inside the opponent's mind
>>154078691He can only fight against racism, so it's obvious why he didn't work against France
>>154062321>HEXA STATUSsalvo>HEXA STATUSa caminho >HEXA STATUSpossível >HEXA STATUSquestão de tempo
The ape finally did the bare minimum
Croatia is playing like shit to help boost our morale, if these fuckos start to believe they can do something we may play well
>>154078672Ele trocou vocês pelo Botafogo, bicho, esquece
Cunha will be our main man this WCVini can't do anything but run, Cunha has to do the creative work on the midfieldhe's a proper 9 too
gaymar status?
Vuskovic is so fucking goodwe'll be fine in WC when we Kova and Guardiola come back0-3 Brazil today
we'll be lucky if this team is half-functional by the world cup KO stages. at least we haven't embarrassed ourselves too badly yet i guess.
Flávio Bolsonaro 2026
>>154078822this but Renan Santos
>>154078810retard
>>154078860why? it doesn't look good. we'll get scored on again
>>154078822I'm going with him but only because there's no better optionhe looks like a bigger wimp than his father
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Unironically Brazil played very well, we could easily scored more if it wasn't for the croatian gk
i expected an absolute shitty game but it's been alright actually
>>154078822>voting for someone who backed the misogyny lawyou animals genuinely get what you deserve
MINUTO AGAINST RACISMO
>>154078885If
just tuned inwhat did I miss??also checked >>154078888
>>154078888digitsyeah this was about as expected i guess, can't complain too much. in fact it's better than you expect considering how thrown together this team is.
>TFW live in Orlando>TFW could've gone to this match to holler at bundas safadas>TFW don't speak portuguese>TFW it's over
>>154078924>TFW don't speak portuguesehow do we tell him
I'll be honest with you guys, Ancelotti looks like he would enjoy young brown bussy, he really exudes a pedophilic energy
Just don't harass women, bro
>>154078905wtf, why are you not partying?
I thought I'd see a non deranged maligno post todayI was wrong... again
Vini
is this gay behavior a normal thing in brazil? >>154078770
Vini tentando Neymarzar no meio de campo
Danilo went from Nottingham Forest reserves to pretty much guaranteed spot at WC in 3 months, crazyYou really just need to be in the right place at the right time
>>154079021this
>>154079015mid-table EPL teams are where decent careers go to die
>>154078994it's very common for MR
>>154078803Matheus cunha vai ser o fiel da balança. Grim
>>154063961White skin = white
Isn't Modric like 50 yo?
>>154078859>
>>154078803>he's a proper 9he's literally the opposite of a 9
>>154078822>>154078859Tem de bosta e tem de merda
everyone knows nine fingers will win again in october
Gabriel Jesus mogs all brazilian 9
>>154079097grim
>>154079095Better than have flavinho deliver everything from our country to pedo donald and push for the 12h a day argentina work laws
Sorry chud, im not voting for the entreguista that cocksucks yank pedos
When this italian Epstein will put Rayan and Endrick senile motherfucker
>>154079129this
>>154079097Stop desenterrating players, gabriel jesus should have been left in 2022 along with richarlison
>>154078822Jones Manuel 2030
>>154078951why?
He doesn't suck the american president cock, he sucks the jew president cock There's a difference ok
CyberLula 2000 2034
>>154079153
Pressured by croatiaOh fuck
Can any of you guys post the danilo goal please
>>154079129He told endrick and higor thiago are players for the future. Seems like he doesnt trust them
>>154079129sorry anon, I know this is the last call before the final one for the WC, but we have to sub in Martinelli so we can see him play some more
RELEASE BOBBY ANCELOTTI
>>154079189Guys.........
>>154079189go search the ge TV stream lazy boy
I hate everyone asking for Neymar
>>154079189https://goals.zone/
(Rayan shouldn't even be called btw)
>>154078822RENAN SANTOS 14
>>154079260
>>154079189
>>154079229Some guy stole the ball from croatia while they were attackingSame or some other guy shoots a very nice long pass to vini on the leftVini speed mogs croatian defenderMakes a sudden stop while looking for danilo S arriving at the boxPasses to daniloDanilo shoots with the side of his left foot to the upper left of the goalGUOOOOOOL
>>154079189https://globoplay.globo.com/tv-globo/ao-vivo/6120663/
>>154063961>people from south america were suprised that Jenna Ortega isn't considered white She looks stereotypical mestiza, no way you were talking to normal Sudacas.
>GUOOOOOOL
Croatia will score the same goal as they did in 2022 just watch
>>154064071sexo
>>154079316>another mario party minigame oh nooooooooooooo
>>154079316Casemiro is not on the pitch we are safe
>>154064071>o momento exato em que ela pensa "esse fdp ta demitido."da pra ver bosta nenhuma dissoodeiam quando tiram isso do cu
>endrick inFinally some good fucking game
I remember a time not long ago everybody told me we only had volantes. Now it seems we only have casemiro and danilo
>>154079356AI QUE ODIIUUUM
What does it feel like to cum deep inside of a Brazilian girl?
FUCKING FINALLY
A gente está rindo da Italia, mas acabei de lembrar que se fosse no formato antigo de 32 seleções a italia seria eliminada do mesmo jeito e o Brasil que terminou em quinto jogaria a vida hoje contra o IRAQUE kkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>154079434Se urubu cantasse eu tinha dois na gaiola
we just won 5-0 against Zambia
Endrick got tackled lol
>>154079378I would not know
>>154079455I dont think i quite understand what this saying is supposed to represent
>>154079477If he dies, he dies.
>>154079475Based
>>154079455
Congratulations argenchina for winning against the worst zambia of all time
kkkk
lmao
Nao valeu manda voltar
top kek
>>154079479https://www.youtube.com/shorts/61ZqBW30LLA
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS LMAO
KINO GOALKINO GOALKINO GOALKINO GOAL
brazil not ready
It's so over
goodjust to prevent all the "BRASIL JOGA BEM" headlines tomorrow
hexabros..
Own gol????
How do you say "it's over" in advanced Alzheimer's?
unironically a fantastic assist
What the fuck was Bento doing there btw
WE ARE SO BACK
RIGGED
>>154079548technically not
ERA
rigged
bento is such a fucking tard i want alisson back
It is over. Hexa postponed to 2030.
lol
Era
erinha
>>154079569>>154079563Are you blind?
>>154079571Allison is dead
>>154079475genuinely why are you only playing against shit teams? you guys even dodged the spain finalissima match.
>diving in a friendly
>endrick chuta pra forait's over
Neymar would score this penalty
In no world is this a penalty.
Pity penal so the croatians dont die on their way to the hotel.
>kekdrick
HEXABROS WE ARE BACK
brazil getting joke penalties vs us. incredible just like in 2014
O HEXA
>>154079610it was a clear penal lol
!!!!
>>154079619maybe try not playing muderball?????
WHO THE HELL IS THIAGO
classic
>>154079597A lot of the time, it's business reasons. Most of our friendlies are in the US ($$$). There were others in China and some against really weak teams in Argentina.These latest friendlies were hastily put together due to the finalissima being cancelled. Had it taken place in Wembley like the last one we would have played, but I guess sucking up to Qatar has its problems.
>booing your own playeralso no era
didn’t know brazilians were this soft
come on, we deserved a draw ffs, what a jokewhere do they find these referees
>>154079630We should consider having less deliciously tackable knees
>>154079598he's too used to divingbesides, he wants to play in the WC and he's got 15 minutes to play in this match.
>>154079619Marcelo helped in 2014 just like danilo now
>>154079644>brazilians in the USComplete retards, didn't expect anything different
>>154079654it's just a friendly bro relax
>>154079630murderball? what are you on, you fucking didn't touch the ball whole 2nd half
anyone else noticed that brazil put their 2's upside down?
hexa bros we are so back
>>154079524how many more years are you going to keep posting that gif?
Croatia anons think like this. This is for a greater good, we need to arrive in a good way to beat the greater evil
>>154079673a friendly with 8 fucking subs lol.
>until croatia equalizesWhere do they find these referees?
>>154079673it's 4 in the morning and i'm watching this. ofc i'm invested
HEXA
SHARTINELLI SHARTINELLI SHARTINELLI SHARTINELLI SHARTINELLI SHARTINELLI SHARTINELLI SHARTINELLI SHARTINELLI
MARTINELLI
Endrick has star
Can't believe shartinelli scored that
Great goal by our WHITE player martinelli
Whew, now we can say it wasnt robated.
HEXA STATUS???
what a shitty goal, at least the penalty doesn't matterggsBrazil don't expect to get far in the WC
endrick goat
>>154079735butthurt
oh yeah its coming home
>>154079675So you had the ball the whole second half and you needed an own goal to score? And only did it once?
>>154079725nem o martinelli acreditou
>greater evilWhich is?
>>154079619>2014remember this dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ-bBeUGVMQ
>tfw no green eyed parda gf to make fun of me for getting btfo by huesil
>>154079757Meant for>>154079699
>>154079757Euro mercenaryArgentina Soulless euros
>>154079708I'm going to germany next month to travel and meet some of my counsins It's worth doing a mini trip on balkans or nah? why?
Does this borra la manchinha del B. Petkovic 117'?
>>154079757Marrocos
well we never had a chance against a footballing superpower like Brazil anyway
>>154079781We can't beat them though
>>154079735Literally no one expect this, m8. It will be quarter-finals max.
This doesn't change the fact that we got atropelated by France. Croatia has always been a small team, this doesnt matter.
Congolombia is real
>>154079802what about the croatian talents tho
Endrick is sweaty af
This game is irrelevant, but I feel revenged for what they did to Brazil and Nipon in the last World Cup.
Croatia C team btw
>>154079817they looked pretty decent desu
>>154079783you'll have better time in the balkans than i fucking germany. and you'd taste great foodcroatian coast might be good since there'll be no tourists around this time of the year
after-match here>>154079704>>154079704>>154079704>>154079704>>154079704
why doesn't the goalkeeper go upfront more often for a chance to score in a friendly, i always wondered thisthe game is lost anyway, doens't matter if it's 4:1 or 3:1
>>154079802hurry up the modric cloning facilities
>>154079757Who is vitor reis????
>>154079858a good question
>>154079735this is a pretty worthless game to judge us by but yes we're shit regardless. although that says a lot about croatia too...
>>154079806Not with this mindset
>Endrick saves everyone againThis is the first player we've had with a genuine star >aura. Everytime this lil nigga shows up he does something
45 yo goleiro Fábio is unironically better than Ederson and Bento
>>154079848we'll get around another great generation, i'm surekids are playing football in the streets and everyone wants to be a footballerit's just that we are a small nation
>>154079879>45 yo goleiro Fábio is unironically better than Ederson and Bentoand Alisson
>>154079833thankshave a good sleep croatianbro
>>154079880maybe you guys need to become the great Yugoslavia again
>>154079867dude, i'm just saying that you'd better leave the ''hexa'' meme alone, you're not getting there. the same as us
>>154079880Good, you'll win it some day, but not before the HEXA
>>154077693someone wasted their precious time doing this shit lmao, also WOW GABI
>bini out>'miro out>danilo out>andrey out>Endrick in>Martinelli in>Danilo santos in>Luis Henrique in
>>154079829B team no?
>>154079895Take your meds. Btw, best yugo result in 40 years: one 4th place in chile 62. Kwab team.
>>154079735>Brazil don't expect to get far in the WCCopeAlso we know
>>154079879Agree
>>154079895imagine brazil getting into union with argentina where argentinian FA rules and only picks serbians for coaches and players in front of every good player from another nation
>>154079968>imagine brazil getting into union with argentinaMy greatest nightmare in any way shape or form
>>154079985now you get us
>>154079968The matter is even worse. Brazil and Argentina are equal rivals. Croatia vs Serbia is literally the same thing as England vs Scotland. Imagine that there is a UK team, but that the president of the FA, the coach and agents are Scottish, who push their projects, which would result in the team having maybe 3-4 Englishmen, and the rest being players from Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales, so that all countries are equally represented in the team. Top fuckin kek
>>154079968>>154080141I apologize my fellow countryman suggested such thing, that sounds horrible
>>154080141You've had one and a half good generations of players. Bussed your way to a couple results and think you've been some suppressed hot shit for the past 100 years. Your team is going back to being group stage farmers once Modric and a few more oldfags hang it up. Even betting sites consider you frauds. You have worse odds than a bunch of shitters despite good results at the last 2 WCs. Only won one knockout game without penalties. You've definitely been better than Serbia for the past 30 years but that's not saying much considering they're maybe top 45-50 in the world during that stretch.
>>154079842Omg is that seu buceta 500 conto? What happened to him/they/them?
It was all psyops to you guys hate eachother
>>154080488>t. nebojsha ciganovic from chicago oblastgo eat a churka dick and get killed in ukraine commie
>>154080488Croatia has more Euro and world cup appearances than all ex-yu countries combined.Croatia has more medals at the World Cup than Serbia managed to pass the group stage (3:2). Croatia, without friendly matches, has a positive score with everyone east of the Paris-London line.The number of Croatian players who have won the CL is twice as high as the number of Serbian players. Croatian players had an insane streak of winning the CL, 10 years in a row.You and everyone like you believe that the last 35 years are the 'current situation' and an incident. Wrong, 35 years is a lifetime.
>>154081028Based post
>>154081028Even so, the only former ex-Yu player who is a legend in Brazilian football is Serbian.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QCccgdFTg
>>154082127Only real petkovic is bruno and you know it.
