Fredbird Edition
It's the shitty artificial turf the Blue Jays use, shit should be banned
phillies are dogshit
>>154062676This fucking LLM is retarded
MARNIERS>MARNIERSAlso, MARNIERS
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>On December 10, 2025, Ponce signed a three-year, $30 million contract with the Toronto Blue Jays.>At the time of signing, it was the largest contract for a pitcher returning to Major League Baseball (MLB) from the KBO League, surpassing the two-year, $15-million deal signed by Erick Fedde with the Chicago White Sox on December 13, 2023.lmao
looks like bieber or yesavage is gonna have to ramp up quick
chase burns
Gay Barves
>>154062679I will make note of her. /MLB/ WIDE ANNOUNCEMENT:Now that Taryn is no longer baybawl related (RIP), we need a new queen of /mlb/
Chae Burns :)
BRRRRRRT
Evening everyone. Are you excited for my mest?
Mr. Lahey pitching wtf
>>154062696no we don't, recker's not going anywhere
>>154062699>excited for my mest
>lahey pitchinggonna be a six paper joint night
Lindor triple
>>154062699Fuck my boricua ass
>>154062691Yesavage was sitting out just so they could get an extra year out of him anyways You forget, a bullpen day won us the ALDS
>>154062696Found one >>154062703
>taijaun is still pitching
Leadoff trrrrrrriiiiiiiple
>>154062699no. why would i be that
Should have been a Cody Nonce thread.
Ponce more like nonce kek
Is it too late to ship Ponce back to Korea?
>>154062699
Why don’t the royals just ask for more money?
>>154062636
Doyers
>shartinals
>>154062710who do you bring on? Romano?
>>154062676But Fredbird is a Cardinal and you are showing a Nationals player.
Ponce giving me that classic Hyun Jin Ryu/Josh Johnson vibes
Abby is the queen of /mlb/ you Phillistines
You guys are mean but you're still my friends.
>blue jeetsAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
a sotoan groundout
>>154062734Fuck you!
>>154062699I would be if the jays weren't playing
we'rent the Orioles supposed to be good this season?
>>154062734DOWNBEATING ME DOWNBEATING MEBEATING ME DOWNDOWNINTO THE GROUND
>>154062738Your moms a slut
>>154062703anyone have that clip with the audio?
>boba schitt
>grand slam>gameday's highlight is a failed ABS challenge
>>154062731Kristen is the queen (once pacos get off their shift)
>>154062755Not even close pal
>>154062753and its beautiful
>>154062731>ywn get abby's drunken sloppy seconds after a night out with the girlieswhy live
I heard the marlins are given indulgences for throwing the game to the white sox
>>154062699yes please
>>154062696
>>154062761thats a man
>>154062766Pictured: me everyday posting on /mleeb/
>>154062770god i fucking wish
>>154062690Oh fuck, I completely forgot about that. Damn, that's sad man.
ponce, when he wasnt eating shit, wasnt doing all too bad tho
>>154062769who is this semen demon
>>154062769that's a woman
Im a girl
This is why the Yankees don’t sign anyone without them playing for at least a year in pinstripes. Enjoy your busts faggots.
>>154062779flyovers are disgusting
>sox up 6how are they blowing this
>>154062785source?
>>154062720Faster
attaeyes!
>>154062696for your consideration
>>154062734Why are you trying to make fun of me?You think it's funny? What the fuck you think it's doing to me?You take your turn lashing out at meI want you crying with your dirty ass in front of me
>>154062788flyover this bussy
>>154062791*pant pant*
>>154062786explain yourself. who are you talking about
>>154062790You're supposed to say "tits or GTFO"
>>154062769She's smarter than every chud on /mlb/
>>154062795I fucked her but she doesn’t know ball so not her.
>>154062726kek he's gone, but I don't care who >>154062731this is an acceptable candidate
>>154062795I open this webm and scroll down so just her hips are in focusher face and head area upset me
>>154062795give me a name
Attaeye petey!!!
>>154062810sausages
What are the odds holmes can consistently pitch 6 innings this year?
>>154062810sausagess
>>154062800yankees fans are pocket watching the jays and they witnessed our SP fucking die
>>154062815Lower than the woman in your image being a Mets fan
there you go nico, 1-0 cubbies!
berds tie
My Phightins are NOT playing like a major league baseball team so far tonight
>>154062696Girl here, teehee, my phone is like soooooo big O.O
>>154062795Hips are too big>>154062815too fat
B A L K
>>154062822seethin already?
Sal Stewart might never get out again
>>154062829post your boobies
oh my goodness gracious
>>154062822Why would someone not be a mets fan?
3-0!!!!
So.how are the white sox going to blow this one today?
Anaels ain't it.
this game is a write offgg rox
>>154062798Reverse reverse!!
AY DIOS MIO! LOS ANGELEOS!
just take him out please
>first base umpie wearing a helmet kill him.
isn't a balk meant to prevent deceiving a runner?I never understand how it can be given if the runner is already making a break for it
>>154062829 the phone wasnt even that big
fucking retard lmao, imagine if you were that fast AND smart
>>154062852dw abt it
who /allergyattack/ here
ermm kek
>>154062853take it back… TAKE IT BACK!!
>>154062857not yet soon
>calling pitches from the dugoutis this little league?
>>154062845
my penis is smaller than my phone. is that bad?
>>154062857I don't get spring allergies :)
springer dinger
my pirates
I love blue
>>154062857I used to get allergies but it stopped when I started nofap
>>154062865don’t matter you never use it
>>154062849might as well get some innings out of him
>>154062865motion of the ocean felladon't worry about it
MY Brewies are gonna STOMP the Rays!
>>154062852they counted ponce falling as a balkits vibes based
sit the FXCK down!!!
>>154062849make him pitch 160, no reason to waste the bullpen in this game
>>154062881Please stop yelling I am trying to watch da bawlgayme
>>154062878what does that mean
>>154062849Why not simply remove the start?
i didn't drink yesterday and i'm drinkless so far this evening. and let me tell you, hanging out here is a lot less fun sober
if someone is willing to take a walk then you might as well just hit him in the head. Absolute bush league shit
Swing batter batter swing batter
>>154062890I don't want to talk about it
>>154062893I'm out of booze too but I took a nice long walk so I'm feeling mirthful. Maybe try that.
>>154062893source?
>>154062879Just some newbie pitcher jitters hopefully.
Is Cora getting fired soon?
Drinking and posting don’t mix.Post sober or get bent over.
>>154062890if you own a yacht your penis size won't matter
I didn't know Keith had kino taste. Also why did they climb into a fishtank for this inning
girl here, i think small dicks are cute. dont worry about a thing :3
>>154062900walked for an hour already. i guess i could do it again
>8-3 now>Marlins bullpen in the game>Sox haven't done shit to any bullpen this yearSox are going to lose 9-8 aren't they.
>>154062917I'm a girl tho
>>154062916Why does it sound like that kek, thought I was losing my mind
>>154062906> Drinking and posting don’t mix[gameshowbuzzer.wav]
Benge been hittin'
whats the score
Based Bengie
>>154062864:)
>>154062893Drinking is bad for you.
>>154062936Here you go kang
kek based Marchan with le dinger>phillies can't score unless they hit le dingergrim
>poo jays fielding
infield playing some slop
>>154062945not if you're between the ages of 21 and 150
>>154062945Proof?
>Mercy>The official medical provider of the St. Louis Cardinals Please… mercy
uh... nats? wtf are you doing
>>154062964Bout one fitty
were letting the rox win as goodwill
I've been busy working. any decent posts itt I should know about?
>>154062969Mercy has a state of the art gender clinic
>red sux>bombstonAHAHAHAHAH keep signing random BUSTS
>>154062980Kek
harper going for a 5 run 500 foot HR instead of a double
>>154062979a few well-timed PFMAs but thats about it
>>154062980i would pin this faggot down and fuck him like a girl if thats what he wants(mariners/vegeta fan btw)
>>154062977Just one game of the whole series?
>>154062980i look like this and pee here
Do the Royals have a chance at October baseball this year?
>>154062980Transgenderism is bad for you
Holmes is making me nervous bros
>>154063001who?
Yankees won the division.
HAPP SLAPP!
>>154063011He'll be fine. Everything is fine.
>>154062980>National LGBTQ Task Forcewhat exactly is their mission?
>>154063020s-she doesn’t have a parachute on…
It seems the Red Sox are in a race with the Rays for the bottom...
Harper's a bum
>>154063023child abuse
miles gas been doing solid, which means hes due for another injury soon
holy fuck I didn't think otto caught that
>>154063023Being fierce and fabulous
>>154063023Who do you think makes all the PFMA posts?
>>154063025Neither did the baybaw!
>>154063023End as many white bloodlines as possible
>>154063012The team that was randomly good in the 2010s and went back to mediocrity. Cubs fans are still salty to this day.
>>154063034no that's the catholic church
If you have a functioning brain you can easily reason that he didn't catch it, but at the same time it goes in the glove and you never see it come out.
>>154063047Ok now THAT’S based!
>>154063047as a brown guy, am i supposed to care?
>>154063047fucking based
>>154063047based… BASED!!!
Thoughts on Kansas City's new jersey?
>>154062923Of course
>>154062696ALEX CURRY
>>154063047
>>154063023
>Cardinals are trash>Royals are irrelevantThis state is going through some hard times right now.
Well done Bo Bum
>>154063073I'm more of a Siera Santos guy desu
>>154062992tomorrow is pur 4th game is a row so were letting them win that one too
>>154063050Even though they beat us I lowkirk forget they won a world series
>>154063067:)|:)|:)|
>GIDPuhhh Bobros?
>>154063082They refuse to admit yet, but the Chiefs are on the decline too.
Moises!
>>154063088why does she always look like a haunted doll
>gayleb turdin ANUDDA BUST
My Washington Kike-Killin' Nats are GAPING Phillie ass.Imagine an AI-generated image of the Phanatic face down with a gaped asshole. I don't have time to generate one right now. See you noggers in three days (after we've won this series against the Philly Phaggots). Screencap this.
Kruk is, uh... not enjoying this game
Enos Slaughter is such a good name
>>154063047Timmy…
>Red Sux Offense
>>154063109it really is
>>154063105have mercy...
Why is Anna Dua covering baseball. What happened to that jeet slut
>>154063067Kansas City FC
>>154063105>Washington >Kike-Killinerm… source?
The Royals almost winning two world series rings is still weird as fuck to me.>>154063093Chiefs are gonna be fucked soon, they're leaving the state and all the other AFC West teams have improved>>154063067Replace the gay magenta color with baby blue and it'll be perfect.
#Confidence
if you pitch for the jays, you WILL die
Mariners mentioned on the Cardinals broadcast
is Soto slow in LF or is that just me?
>>154063067One of the better recent city connects
anyone screenshot those two cardinal sluts
>>154063129sasaki will be pitching in bananaball before may
i'm GAY...for baseball!
>>154063149kek
Yankees won the narrative
>>154063149yeah
>>154063158im serious
oh no, the rox have it figured it out, hit it to sanchez
>>154063149
>>154063165eh boring. i bet neither one even does pee stuff
>>154063157many are saying this
>>154063161can you post it?
>>154063165I peed on them
ernie redeeming (yes this is a real word) himself
>>154063144He isn't really an Outfielder, he is too slow and tracks below average. He is a true DH or 1st baseman.
>>154063165>both have dyed hairdropped
>>154063067It's cool, I liked the other city connect one better.B tier.
>>154063165is this the power of flyovers???
>>154063177>a true DH or 1st basemanJust say he's lazy. He'd be DH if they didn't need him in the outfield to sell more bobbleheads.
>>154063177how long till he is strictly DH you reckon?
>>154063179
World Series predictions? Who are the Dodgers gonna play at the end and probably beat?
>>154063186Never, for 700m you're expected to atleast play defense too.
>>154063190Yankees, again...
>>154063105Total Filthadelphian genocide
>>154063190The Jays are winning the world series
>>154063184He's not lazy. He is extremely hard working and every insider and co-worker of his has said that about him. Yeah he should be moved to DH or 1st base, but he and the Mets org wants push the outfield career stats for him to its limits.
>>154063190Yanks Mariners WS
>>154063190It's gonna be Red Sox vs Dodgers, Dodgers sweep AL East for their threepeat
>>154063190
>>154063186My guess he would go to 1st base by the time he is 30-32 years old. DH would be much later in the contract.
good AB oaky
>>154063205an intriguing premise, manfred is shaking things up bigtime
>>154063209i lowkey deadass forgot about this world series
>>154063194keep forgetting he's only 27 too
>>154063190mets tigers
>>154063203I know a slacker when I see one.
>>154063023Groom children, get mentally ill men into your daughter's locker rooms, the usual things they try to do.
>>154063221everyone didfucking phillies choked and prevented the nfc east world series
>>154063225Turn on your monitor
>>154063221Dbacks ruined it, that team shouldn't exist
When did baseball fans start hating transfolk? Is this a /pol/ psyop?
need my strike zone pounded fr
is okamoto autistic or is that just how jap players are
who the fuck cast the evil bad luck black magic spell on my jays
I barbecued hamburgers, hotdogs, and chicken cutlets today
>>154063230Based fucking dbags
>>154063246they all just pretend to be so they dont have to deal with the media
Hopefully the White Sox don't blow this so that one Anon doesn't kill himself.
>>154063248
>>154063248Me
Cody Ponce sister is with George kittleAlso rip Cody Ponce
>>154063265quit it
>>154063253i would have sex with these women. penis in vagina you name it
>>154063253>bbqed chicken cutlets
>>154063253my tongueher shit encrusted asshole
>>154063253that brunette is lovely
>a 35 year midget is the top of our orderGrim...
>A's getting blanked by bryce elderfraud watch
stop swinging at the first pitch
Why does my Yankee make ya seethe
>>154063253at this point they should just do this naked
>>154062696see >>154062634
>>154063298You’d still complain (you’re gay).
>>154063300I support Rockies cutie
>Ranger Saurez getting fucked in the ass by an aging Houston roster You wanna run the wildcard back? Let’s do it.
why does every other zoomer player have a mustache
>>154063309Bold of you to assume they'll make the wildcard
>>154063298I wish MLB would do that
Is it softball time?
fuck
>>154063322>>154063323never forget ESPN picked WNBA lezbos over softball thicc qts
>little warming upa very very very very bad game of baybow
>>154063323I'd let her touch my balls softly if you understand what I'm saying
>>154063323got any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?
>>154063329>WNBA lesbis Boy do I have news for you
>>154063341well actually for once, yes I do
>>154063341Why are you like this?
>>154063348dont tease me
Reds' new City Connects.https://x.com/Nati_Sports/status/2038775810203558354
>>154063342Well? What's the news?
atobttr
ATOBTTR
welp this game is a meme
Resd!
still waiting on that pic of the cardinals fans
Red Sox make me want to kill myself.
not very nice nope
ROCKIES GET YOUR COCKIES OUT
>>154063363grats Winky x
Leahy getting tired?
oh kek what happened in toronto?
>losing to the Rockies of San Diego kek blue gays
>>154063353Bit tough to have your team name be a color
My ROCKS are going to expose the blow gays
kill bleacher JeffKILL THAT FAT MUTHAFUCKA
Watershed Bo Bichette moment incoming
were getting fucked tomorrow too, wtf was this scheduling
nice one Bo!
>>154063263he already did
>>154063399I was just about to insult him
Kek nigga fell over, got the job done tho
>>154063353they just ripped off the white sox
kek blowgays
Bo finally justifies his mega contract? He got a RBI...
>>154063380our SP was injured in the 3rd and we ran our entire BP yesterday too
at least little cant blow the game this time
>>154063418I saw what happened to Nonce, but I didn't know about the bullpen being exhausted.
>>154063417The elite Philly players are up to 8 RBIs already
>Rangers blowing it
little nearly just got an error before throwing a single pitch jfc this fucking game
>>154063436including spring training i assume
>>154063438kek what happened?
>>154063444threw to first and it went way wide
>>154063387They were the Red Stockings in the 1800s, then temporarily became the Redlegs in the 50s because of the Red Scare.
>>154063436There are six players with 6 RBIs in 2026 and none of them are philthykeks
Why does he say break time for some of you, where can I watch big inning without interruption?
>>154063460They should become the Red Cheeks and their logo should be a hand smacking a girls ass. Their mascot could be a baboon.
>>154063463Why did you chec
>>154063469You're a baboon.
>>154063464on the mlbtv app
>littleepic
Clay's sinker looks pretty elite when he can get it on targetit's got a nice sharp drop to it
>>154063469
gape watch: rox @ jays
>>154063480WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
>>154063475Cuz I fuck ya
MY BREWIESMY CONTRERAS
little's donezo
DFA Little.
Joe Poop has to be happy right now
>>154063496sorry i didnt mean it
mantiply was doing ok in ST bring him up
uhhhhh rays bros, our response???............
>>154063496Aaron the yamkeks game starts in 30 mins…
>white sux>it was 8-0
>>154063526you have no response to ashby, his power level is out of control now that he has spoggles
fuck little, throw a fastball retard, your splitter isnt doing shit
let's go 4 for 4 baby
NL MVP Jared Young
Bases juiced in Toronto lmao
Jared Young my beloved
>>154063537
>>154063489Kino
>BREAKING: Cody Ponce has passed away due to ankle soreness. He was 31.
blow gays kek
great AB thatBaty continuing to get hits too :)
flush this one
this team isnt competitive with little in the bullpen
>>154063551>polymarket
BLOWGAYDOO ‘EM!
Rockies are rockin my Jaysies :(
>>154063560your percentage, sir
Mest?
>>154063551i didn't even know he was sick
New Jays fan here, is this good?
See ya guys next year
>>154063581>named Little >massive fuckup????
The league figured out not to swing a little's curve ball, causing Little to walk more batters. Trying to prevent the increase in walks forced Little to throw more pitches hittable pitches in the strike zone.
little has been responsible for like 2/3rds of our runs
we need the wbc mercy rule for this semen slurping team
>>154063581>they kept the 2025 blowpen >the same pen that Judge mindfucked >the same pen that Miguel Rojas raped
>>154063581>>154063585I was a little early kek
>>154063579based Christina Hendricks appreciator her Joanie aesthetic in Mad Men is peak
>>154063579Pretty sure I had sex with her btw iirc
>>154063581I guess you could say it was too Little, too late
>>154063579Susan Sarandon is kinda peak ngl
>>154063607no, that was me
>>154063088Wouldn't mind eating her big, round, brown latina ass. If you know what I mean
>>154063600Still haven't gotten around to that show
What's with the guy in Atlanta eating kitkats?
>>154063611zero lies detected
2,700.00 ERA season is not off the table for Little & Co.
How does little still have a job? He should be bagging fries at mcdonalds
>>154063628Literally only because he's a lefty.
>>154063616probably top 3 shows for menot a lot happens overall, but the acting, writing and overall aesthetic is gorgeous would recommend
CubRera!
bluejay fraud status?
>>154063628>>154063630unironically many such cases
peepeepoodres
>>154063628would find a way to dump them all over the counter every time
soto slam...?
Please don’t hit my shortstop in his foot Ty
berds could win if they still had brendan flyover
>white sox>win????????????????
Brent Rooker is a CHOKER just you watch
>>154063652Could be kino
>>154063631I see. Well it'll have to wait until I'm done with some other stuff.
>White Sox win a game but Murakami didn't homerWas it worth it?
oh dear Cardsbros..
>fatty in charge of baserunning
Gay louis kek 'em!
stop fucking swinging at everything apeger
FREE RUNS!! :D
Oh well. Atleast I still have the rangers
Brice ‘em
>baby yeed bobblehead instead of a player in a starwars outfitstar wars night at my ballpark has been ruined by the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu™
Might not be our year
kek fat kirk strikeout
Why are all Jays players so fat?
okay when does the mercy rule kick in?
God damn my Angels are fucking garbage.
>>>/mu/129838420stay out of /mlb/
>>154063685Sorry fredbird :D
What's wrong with the Red Sux?
>>154062946score update please
Good win for the Rangers.
my rangers win :)gg o's
Who’s fatter: Vlad or Kirk? And why don’t the Jays get Weight Watchers or Atleast ozempic?
thank god manfred scheduled 6 games in a row so this can happen tomorrow too
>>154063694Buckbroken by Killa Cam
>>154063690I thought they won the first week World Series???
>>154063698
>>154063666you got a few projects on the go lad?
>letting the mexican midget steal on youo kek boston
A'ss
>>154063710Looks like it's the revenge of the 0-3 teams today
>>154063067if it was a japanese team everyone would call it the best uniform ever designed, but since it's a mlb uni it's gay
>>154063672
>batter swings and misses at your hangerhee hee hoo hoo o dear
>>154063710Philliesbros??
>>154063709Nah they split the series with the Astros.Their approach at the plate looked pretty good but some stupid errors and not so good pitching really fucked us.
i made this gif for when the cub's opponent does something stupid. but i'm ass at animating so this is as good as it's gonna get lol feel free to save it
LETS GO GAY BRAVES
>>154063710>M. Trout 0-2, K
1
>>154063694A tale as old as time, incompetent ownership
based oaky
no...NO!!!
>>154063685HOLD THE SAD BEERS
Gordon bomb
Big Oak making diving defensive plays down by 8 runs. Love to see it.
>>154063668did he at least get a hit?
>okay well maybe our next city connect will be co-ACK
>>154063731kino, every homemade gif used to look this shit and the internet was better off for it
AAAAIIIIIEEEEE
Based moncada
I almost feel bad for the Phillies, but then I remember they're the Phillies
>>154063745They're already in my tummy
sub in heiny again for the laughs, probably puts up less runs than little
Moncada! Halos on the board
>Phillies putting a position player out to pitch>Fourth game of the seasonGoddamn their assholes are just overflowing with hot, sticky cum
>>154063751>wiscoNot even black hip hop heads can give Wisconsin style
Lol what da hell going on at Blue gays.....
>>154063752i agree fren
>Moncada teeing off on the CubsHmmmm
>>154063581roki will match this abount an hour from now
>>154063712My upcoming watchlist is >dragnet 1951>gilmore girls>buffyThen mad men maybe
>>154063761Alcohol is bad for you
>>154063771a comedy of errors, if you will
>>154063710thanks
>>154063751No it's *Wasco
I should've bought alcohol
>>154063781i actually am better at being sober during the cubs season cuz it's something to do/watch instead of drinking 14 beers and playing counter strike
Fucking mlb.tv cutting to commercial before the last out is recorded
>>154063771An almost gaping, the Phillies are presently being gaped.
lol Philthies
>>154063666It's crazy that Christina Hendricks is a real person. She looks like a hentai character.
>>154063694Ownership blew their load with those Liverpool transfers
>>154063722
a confederacy of buntsces
>>154063751i like these a lot but im not from there so it doesnt matter what i think
>>154063788Bad for you
the blow gays mentally checked out after ponce's death
phillies almost broke the all-time single game fielder's choice record tonight
he was damn near tossing eephus pitches lel
>>154063801THEY JUST PROCLAIM!!!
>>154063802
Come on Baty Bonds
>>154063810he was throwing high arcing pitches under 50 mph, what's your definition of an eephus pitch?
>Dead Sox
>>154063776it's Dragnet 1951 for meenjoy lad x
>>154063826way higher arcs
>>154063797She is stupidly stacked. Just imagine what pregnancy would've done to her.
If an ump ever pointed at me and accused me of swinging I would simply bludgeon him with my bat
I’m fat
>>154063837>>154063837>>154063837>>154063837>>154063837nu 4 u
>>154063839wait what game are you watching? I was talking about dylan moore in the phillies game
Braves win!
>>154063801GAY