>Lap:#8406>Countdown to THE GREAT MIAMI HURRICANE OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>154059208>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:218>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 72 (+25)RUS: 63 (+12)LEC: 49 (+15)HAM: 41 (+8)NOR: 25 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 135 (+37)Ferrari: 90 (+23)McLaren Mercedes: 46 (+28)Haas Ferrari: 18 (+1)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 16 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 155.16 (+80.56)NOR: 139.34 (+57.41)HAM: 132.55 (+61.11)>News:Antonelli looking to ‘raise game’ on race startsHadjar admits mood at Red Bull is ‘not good’ after tricky startBroken glass makes Horner return difficult - WolffPierre Gasly labels Alpine A526 his ‘best F1 car ever’ after beating Max VerstappenDamon Hill explains why Japanese GP was 'entertaining': "It's tactical"Piastri sees no easy fix for high closing speeds between F1 cars
George Duracell
miami next
>>154066884I absolutely expected that to be a tarp
Oliver Bearman
>>154066890pozzed?
>>154066865>>Previous thread:>>>154059208I think you mean >>154066733
>>15406689421 years on 4chan lol
Imagine if madring agrees to a double header when it's still unknown if the track will even be ready in time.
>Gasly beats verstappenApologise
>>154066899they couldnt get madrids own stadium to finish on timelollmaoPEREZ IS SHIT
>>154066865Retards on YouTube genuinely think Kimi will beat Woody.
IRAN HAS SURRENDERED UNCONDITIONALLY
>>154066917TO THE POWER OF FUNK
>>154066915narb is one of the worst veteran drivers on the grid, narg beating his ass is more plausible than piastri beating norizz's
>>154066917No more war? Thats nice, but i still hope they cancel the races
Hate to break it to you, but Verstappen is far from washed — 2025 was actually one of the most impressive seasons of his career, even though he didn't win the title.Here's the real story: Red Bull struggled badly in the first half of the season, with McLaren pulling away as the dominant force. Verstappen only won two races in that stretch due to a host of car issues. Formula 1 So it looked rough early on — but that was the car, not the driver.Then came one of the greatest comebacks in F1 history. Verstappen overcame a deficit of 104 points by winning five out of eight Grands Prix before the finale in Abu Dhabi, finishing just two points behind champion Lando Norris — 421 to 423. Formula 1For those final nine rounds, when Red Bull finally gave him a car capable of challenging McLaren, nobody could come close to him. He won five of the next eight grands prix, plus the Austin sprint, removing any doubts about him being F1's best driver. MotorsportVerstappen himself called it the best he's ever driven. "I have no regrets about my season. The performance has been strong. I've hated this car at times, but I've also loved it at times. And I always tried to extract the most from it." Formula 1The bottom line: McLaren simply had the best car, and Verstappen was always going to struggle to beat them because of that. RaceFans The guy lost a championship by two points with an inferior car — that's not washed, that's elite.
>>154066915Minigimi had to drive a basic setup in Australia which made Kwabbell look good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJjms2PpP5k&t=1707s>new regs are opening the doors for female f1 drivers.Boomer Windsor is figuring it out
>>154066989The real story is that if Oscar and Lando weren't bottlers, Verstappen wouldn't be anywhere near the title.
>no more f1 for a monththank you merciful god
>>154067059>if the other people were faster than you then you would be slower than themThat's deep.
we didn't listen :(
how many more fake gimi wins until the bong media starts attacking him?
>>154067099does the bong media even like george?
>>154067102Yes. the monolithic bong media likes george.
florida next
>>154067182Just a reminder.
anime
>>154067243Black and Gold livery looks very good
>>154067243>GuPhell yeah
>>154067235The problem with Americans is that they have no sense of health and hygiene. This leads them to have a completely warped view of how things work. If you drink plenty of water, eat plenty of fiber, and wash your ass after shitting, there won't be anything there. Nothing at all. No unpleasant smells or anything.
formula 1 racing has never been this dogshit and grim. its never getting better, either. its over.
>>154067261you're a faggot
>>154067235
>>154066884more
for our argie friends
>>154067327will francolapinto follow argentinian tradition and smell and eat ass
>>154066978Everything about Russell's career so far screams WDC talent.
>babby that never drove open wheel racing until 5 years ago is chaining winsmeme sport. imagine if usain bolt just started training when he was 20 yo
>>154067261Really made me think
>>154067261what is the purpose of that bowl?
>>154067358You mix bread and water there I guess.
>>154067360
I miss... Daviro x Hamilton...I do not like... Kim K x Hamilton..
>>154067327If he doesn’t drive a Twingo inside a Globe of Death like this, then I don’t care.
Formula 1's deadto meit's DEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDD
>just 10 more races, hombre
>>154067386Is it botched surgery or did age finally caught up to him? He looks bloated and worn out. The triple chin doesn't help either.
>>154067386>and the 10 after that>and the 10 after that
>>154066884where boobs? why no boobs?
>>154067389no surgery there.
>>154067429boobs are for gays
>>154067389being almost 45 probably does that
>>154067436He sitll looked fine in 2024.
>>154067447>>154067436>>154067389I answered this a few threads ago, adds up really
>>154067447the 2023 podiums were still fresh in his mind
kwab thread
oscar no!
>>154067449grim gonna eat a sausage right now to avoid this
>>154067467I can give you sausage anytime you want, bb
>>154067455god please let this lil nigga race bathurst you dumb aus gov
gm, found this Edd while looking for another pic.
Max undergoing his own 500 hours of therapy
>>154067449Lmao
/f1/ = edd/f1/ = sophia/f1/ = leoleo =/= eddsophia =/= leoedd =/= sophia
>>154067429chemicals in the water are making all women flat. F1 related because women without boobs is like F1 cars without enough ICE power
>>154067499does this mean we literally eat edd every gp then
You don't realize what you had until you don't have it anymore
>>154067495>>>/wsg/6120146
>>154067499>>154067523i'll be an /f1/ protestant instead i think
>>154067499I have a different proposal
>>154067535heretic
>>154067449to be fair he managed to fend off all the life guru vampires around him longer than most f1 drivers. the current zoomer drivers will be eating bugs and juice made out of used rubbers within a year of signing the contract
>>154067304TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>154067530I'd like to imagine Torger letting him take the W11 for a spin there simply to convince him joining the forces of Satan
>>154067535leo is gimi in animal form (like jesus is lamb) so it's fine
btw>>>/wsg/6120079
>>154067565wtf all classical music sounds the same??????????
>>154067565germans in this thread will now expect a door knocking
is it a prerequisite for a Formula 1 champion to be a whiny bitch?
Kimi Antonelli will be World Champion*
iran out of alcohol and the stuggle israel
forgot this was a thing
>>154067616isntreal
>>154067616can't tell whether top or bottom looks more AI-generated
Remembering Hockenheim 2019
>>154067076we thought sprinklers would be the thing that would make the sport too artificial...
>>154067530why did they put benches there??? that's where you put your folding chair.
>>154067562leo was raped by a very slow turtle; that’s why his face always looks so terrified and fragile. Now he can’t tolerate being anywhere near Sophia when she’s ovulating.
F1 needs more sustainable engines
>>154067616>denying the Mario Kart comparisons for new regs>have the entire Mario cast on the grid>literally building Rainbow Roadmixed signaling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr5zebXpO-M
>>154067731no stream for Good Salzungen?
>>154067616>they're the same picture
>>154067512estrogen in the water are making men feminine and gay.
me rn thinking of f1 death
>>154067819
>>154067820He looks embarrassed towards the end, he didn't have the confidence to pull that off
>>154067829must be the water
>>154067834That's just because he's a jags fan
>>154067829certified straight
>>154067874
>>154067874Into the wall
>>154067829his twink death will be brutal as shit
>>154067261/f1/ - Blown Diffuser Management General
>>154067928Chuck is the only non safety car babby in the top 6
>>154067928they even mess up the power ranking meme.
>>154067928these are an even bigger joke than before (remember when norris was the highest rated driver of 2024?)
>>154067928what do the F1 scat-addict power rankings look like? or the F1 braindead-gooner power rankings?
I've heard F1 is even gayer now than ever, it has some kind of electric boost that drivers can't control Take the two wheels pill now, watch MotoGP
>>154067928>aramco battery wankings
>>154068044>what do the F1 scat-addict power rankings look like?1. Schumacher 10.0>or the F1 braindead-gooner power rankings?1. Russell 9.62. Bearman 9.23. Colapinto 9.0
>>154068092i am addicted to tranny porn as well should i try and stop
why contain it?
>>154068172I'd rather not have to lick my floor when I want to drink milk
>>154068178doctors recommend 8oz of floor milk per day to maintain bone health
April without F1 is like a Donut without a Hole
>>154068133see >>154068172
what now?
>>154068237donuts dont have holes
>>154067883would
>>154068306They do when I'm done with em
>>154067883absolute peak twink phenotype
>>154068303literally anything you want
>>154067529Based BMVEEEE and Hail Sauber and Hail Williams. Fuck A*di.At this point I would be happy with a Hybrid V8 running a 20000rpm
what if the Mercedes trick with their pole laps telemetry is just them bypassing the fia sensors to measure the true engine horsepower for aduo calculations?
>the cars are so slow and software-driven >you could get a woman F1 driver now
>>154068501>cater to female audience with DTS>launch F1 Academy>neuter the carsthe plan is almost complete
>>154066884How does someone so big have such small tits
>>154068501That's what it's all about. Being able to choose drivers who are more models or marketing strategies than racers. The regs are working exactly as intended. Jujubros, rejoice.
>>154068237>Donut without a HoleSuperior.
>>154068548That one does have a hole though. It's made when they insert the syringe for the marmalade.
>>154068025low drag - high top speed - struggling in corners - having shitty tire management compared to cheated (as usual) mercedes
>>154068585not a hole
how much more can kwablonso shit up the team
>>154068649Ah, so you're a topologist.Hope you'll never have to dig a hole in the ground with a spade then.
leo gets drugged by the leclerc family vet every friday so they can make social media content. otherwise he's too tired from all the social media obligations to even move.
>>154068678is twink death a thing for puppies?
>>154068678Sorry, accidentally changed my flag, posted the wrong picture, typed Leclerc instead of Lulu and wrote Leo instead of Hamildog.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
Was there any other driver besides Schumacher that wasn't a whiney bitch car merchant?
>>154068763No, Ralf was the only one.
>>154068703no. but what i can tell is that every friday, at 8:55 am, the family vet enters leclerc's underground parking garage. the security buzzes him in at 8:58. at 9:00 the drugging process begins. they consult the social media manager and the leclerc family and decide on an engagement plan for the day. they scan the dog's brain with an EEG rig specifically for social media canines. what comes next is the administration. different drug cocktails create different varieties of content.
>deployment goes into a cooldown for a minute after you stress itactual videogame shit
>>154068501>>154068513does he lurk here? i called it a while ago
>>154066865i thought it was impossible to find a whiner bitch than max, but jorj managed it
>>154068817ive been told that's pure racing actually
does leo have an opinion on this
Not a sport.>>>/o/
>"their youtube has more views so people like it, right?"dumb ass doesn't realize more people just go watch the highlights because they don't care anymore to watch it LIVE
>>154068878That and for Americans its stuck on apple tv now, so if you dont want to pay, or know where to get a pirate stream you have no other choice.
>>154068875>/o/Not a board. Keep your fucking emoji out of here.
>Domenicali set to have dinner discussion with VerstappenI remember Jew Todt doing the same thing with Vettel after the latter dared to criticize the sound of the hybrid engines, and that was the same time Vettel seemed to go total schizo-woke.Are the dinners where the F1/FIA presidents shove a bunch of million dollar AI fakes of the particular driver kiddie diddling and tell them to play along or else it goes public?Is Max going to suddenly begin wearing anti-Trump shirts and investing in cricket farms?
>>154068878hatewatching is a thingpeople go there to leave a comment how they hate something, thats why controversies and scandals are good for the engagementcrashes too
>>154068875but that's board where you complain about the current cars and reminisce about the good old days of better cars, this is a thread where you complain about the current cars and reminisce about the good old d-wait a minute
Did MBS die or something?Haben't heard him doing anything stupid recently and I don't remember him inserting himself into the podiums either this year.
>>154068954No. The kosher semites are currently assassinating the halal semites whenever they can. Nobody should be surprised he's keeping an absolutely minimal profile right now.
>>154067429>>154066884That's a man
Ferrari:>Continued expansion of the brand ecosystem (e.g., Lifestyle) (..) [underpins] long-term value creation.
Why are yellow liveries banned from modern F1?
>>154068954he just won the elections, and if he can stay away from the current state better for him
>>154068993the emirates (ayrabs) don't like eyeran (not ayrabs) though, especially right now
>>154068878Is this their response for the official French and Spanish broadcasts going down?
>using emergency mode to extract more power at the cost of engine shutdown afterwardsclown regshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRIq5AoyEX8
>>154069004because yellow ate nine
>>154068954laying low is the best thing he can do right now
>>154069004because you have to be an alpha sigma based man to drive a bright yellow car, like me.
>>154069022>twennytwennythikthchrist
>>154069004Sponsoring an open wheel nascar only costs a tenth of sponsoring an F1 car, if not less. DHL is notoriously cheap.
>>154069041>nascarspanfren is obviously talking about indycunt>DHL is notoriously cheapalso literally gay
>The new Mercedes engine trick that's annoyed FerrariSo how many instances of cheating is the FIA going to allow when it's Mercedes?
>>154069080all of them
>LE FIA SABOTAGED POOIS IN 2021 CUZ MAX IS THEIR GOLDEN CHILD :((((>LE FIA IS AKSHUALLY IGNORING MERCEDES CHEATING AND PUNISHING VERSTAPPEN :(((Is this BPD or just schizophrenia?
reminder that kwabmilton would be at best 5X WDC without pozzedstappen constantly crashing into vettel
>>154068870yes
I too pretend 4chan is one person (except me, I'm the only unique individual on it)
some (((journalist))) should probably look into why exactly jean todt, still fia president, called torger in 2021 not to simply congratulate him on 'winning' the wcc but to commisserate for his driver not winning his first wdcit was in the canal+ documentary of todt a few years back
>>154069103What if there were different people in charge for both statements?
>>154069123cause Merc was protesting and suing and they had to settle duh
>>154067616WrestleMania is supposed to be there in 2027 too, It's probably not even going to be finished by that time if the war has anything to say about it but it would be pretty funny to see the Saudis strong arm TKO and HHH into running their biggest show of the year out of an empty lot in the desert.
>>154069165She’s shidding and farding in a diapy btw
>>154069121you are special all right
>>154069103the first statement is obviously untrue
>>154069501the sand races were cancelled Alba, you can show us the hair
>>154068878lmao I watched the "Race in 30" recap on yt instead of f1.tv full race
>>154069452* 7th, he didn't win 2008, Massa did* 5th, the team sabotages Rosberg in 2014/15* 1st, FIA blatantly rigged it for him from 2017 onwards
>>>/wsg/6120305
gooning to latina BBW porn to honour the upcoming miami grand prix
>>154069869for a whole month?
>>154069519
>>154069869
>>154069881absolutely
Someone post the franco colapinto twink ass photo please
>>154068025A man died right there less than two hours after the video was taken
>>154070368kino
>medshitters can't blame poowey for the shitting of asston shartin because then their delusion of kwablonso hanging on against all odds against vettel's red bull rocketship disintegrates
Just showeredd together with someone special ..
>>154070140
>>154070995pozzed?
>>154071307what's he looking at
>retire>Ferrari goes to shit forever
>>154071424would he have won one final title in the F2007?
>>154071631By then he would have lost to Massa
>>154071307>>154071405yjk his twink bussy was absolutely BULLDOZERED and gaped right before and after these photos were taken
>>154069829
/f1/ - Batty Boy General
>>154071307>colashitto's face when he already dodged death twice this year already
>>154072128TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>154071717based on?
Marlboro Project Four Slash Five
>>154071405
So what about the big announcement for today?
>people actually thought that drivers would have to down shift on straights Based Toto correcting the record since 2023.
>>154072795Horner was the only guy keeping Toto in checkgg Red Bull
>>154072841miss that coomer
>>154072562Please be leaving the planet forever, please be leaving the planet forever, please be leaving the planet forever
>>>/wsg/6120405
>>154072950Turns out it was just them announcing that ticket sales are available.
>>154072562tickets on sale now lol
>>154073325DAMNIT
>>154073325>>154073348That was it? Big announcement my ass
>>154073325>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>ting ting tingI have a BIG announcement to make
>>154073418
>>154073418>TAP TAP TAP...
>>154073325USA? More like USGAY
>>154073418how big are we talking exactly?
>>154073418If you no longer gap 15 year old sluts you're no longer based and redpilled
>>154073325HOLY SHIT THIS IS BIG
>>154074184
which F1 team is the equivalent of the italian national football team?
SHITTALIAN LOSTKIMI WILL LOSE HIS WDC HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154075467Williams 2019 but for the last 12 years no-stop
>>154075531grim
Ferrari bros we lost again
>>154075531>2019 was 12 years ago
>His time in F1 did not end until the summer of 2007, following the European Grand Prix at the Nurburging.>"Our car was outrageous in the wet," recalled Speed. "Right before the start of the race, it downpours. Me and Tonio (teammate Vitantonio Liuzzi) come from 18th and 19th to I think I'm running 11th after three quarters of a lap.">He talked about passing passing Liuzzi just before they dove to pit road for wets, but since the team was preparing Liuzzi's tires first, it actually made the stop longer. After that, they returned to the race, only for it to end in the gravel alongside several other cars as roughly a quarter of the field spun off in the wet conditions.>"I come in, and I'm actually in a pretty good mood because it was pretty awesome," said Speed about the retirement. "It didn't work out, but it was an awesome first lap. I'm talking to my engineer, and Franz (Tost, team principal for Toro Rosso at the time), comes up and says 'what's happened in Turn 1?' And I was like, 'what do you mean?' There were eight cars parked out there -- Lewis Hamilton, Jenson Button. I said 'well the same thing that happened to everybody else. We hydroplaned into the corner.' And he says, 'no, not everybody, just the wankers.' And I told him to F-off and I walked away. I guess I thought I could tell the team owner that he can F-off and then everything was going to be okay. It was not. The next weekend, Sebastian Vettel was in the car and that was it."
>>154076144Riveting!
>>154076144holybased>what? i just insulted you and you insulted me back???????people like this are genuinely better of dead or being treated as goyim cattle that works till it dies
>>154076144kek what a KWAB
>>154076144This was not a great decision
After the war f1 teams are going to fight for iranian engineers like usa and ussr did
>>154076410for the first seconds I thought this was the intro for a race with the circuit layout and all
>>154071717LOL LMAO, if it was Rubinho, then ok, but Massa. LMAO
>>154075822Kimi Antonelli never saw Italy play in the KO stage of a World Cup
>>154076144Regrettable. To this day there are drivers who complain about a lack off Speed every single race.
>>154076454Spa OUT, Monaco OUT Silverstone OUTIranian GP, Cuban GP and Gaza GP IN (all street circuits BTW)
>>154076670
>makes a slow post right in the middle of the thread
so what do we think is happening tomorrow?
new ruth just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMe-Vfk7dgI
>>154077342nothing
>>154077342>V10 are coming back>Halo is going out>Mercedes get slip and returns into being the Honda team>and Claire kicks whoever is running Williams now and takes the reigns again.Imagery detergentely related
>>154077342it's gonna blow up
>>154067386Alonso and Max were retards to dismiss Mercedes.
>>154077342Las Vegas is now two full races in one weekend to make up for bahrain being cancelled
>>154067310same girl
I just want to say that I never open any jewtube video from an F1jewtuber.
>>154077806does she show her peepee and poopoo?
>>154077970not in any of the webms I have saved
>>154078047hands covering nothing
How do we fix 2026 season without remaking the electric cars from scratch?
Stop asking questions, everything is fine.
cant wait for another boring and highly inconvenient 4chink aprils joke
>>154078340Why is Toto looking like my mom after she gets her hair style done?? thefuck
weird how you all memory-holed this
>>154078359i liked the stonks the google social media one was ass
>>154078359for me, it's merging boards
>>154078359They're almost always fun. Same for Halloween. You should try reddit, you filthy pleb.
>>154078398>the google social media one was asswas that the one with the emotes? already memory holed dat shietyeah the stonks one was nice>>154078417that's a fan favorite, competing with that one with the teams mini and other 3 that i don't remember the AI one was absolutely shit
second RB seat in full effecthadjar is lucky helmut marko is no longer running things
>>154076144I remember that cringey wannabe wigger son-of. I was so fucking glad when his stupid ass was canned.I remember his appearance on Dave Despain's show Wind Tunnel, and he had his fucking black hip hop "crew" with him.I also remember a team boss or an engineer grabbing him by the collar in the pits on live broadcast. He was fucking insufferable.
>>154076144>Following the 2007 European Grand Prix, at the Nürburgring in Germany, it was alleged that Tost assaulted driver Scott Speed over an incident on the track.
dead sportWilliams
>>154076144>>154078934think there was a rumor either Tost or Berger punched him or something
>>154078417/fitlit/ gang rise up
WHERE IS ADRIAN NEWEY???
>>154067565probleem
>>154078930>ynr colapiss
'Journalist' genocide NOW.Very few other professions imbue people with as much of an unwarranted sense of self-importance as journalism.They all seem to think they're doing war reporting in the middle of an active conflict zone or blowing the lid off on an Epstein-grade case regardless of how banal or mundane their work actually is.
>>154079900Journalists, actors and politicians are the most self-fellating bunch.
>>154067883Oddly... familiar
>>154067495>>154067530Seeing a M*rc with a Red Bull livery is just not something I think I'll get used to anytime soon.On a semi related note: I really hope that if Max walks away from F1 into sportscar racing he sticks to European championships and WEC.I cannot find any sort of enjoyment in watching IMSA, so now I'm only able to watch my beloved Dries Vanthoor during WEC events, and I hope the same doesn't happen with Max.
>>154079900>>154079932Why wasn't my image uploaded?
>>154072795As a certified 'UM AKSHUALLY' poster I should point out that technically they aren't downshifting on the straights.
>>154078417>create /mlpol/>the content doesn't change
>>154080074That's this year's April Fools feature.Don't you like it?
>>154080074They are scared.jpg
Slow month ahead of us...
pozzedstappen is malding
>>154080074>media literacythe cry of the retard
>>154080074>why real-world media literacy is more important than ever >t. the media We could fix this whole thing by banning Sky News and making every British reporter wear a dunce cap to quickly identify who you don’t want to field questions from.
>find a reproduction of the 80s McLaren-Marlboro team puffer jacket>the sponsor "patches" are all screen printed onI hate the current timeline so fucking much.
>>154080517repop f1 gear is for queers and women anyway
Gimi
>>154080551>consooom current thing only!
The problem is wanting a repop F1 jacket that isn't Gulf or Martini; only those are acceptable at cars & coffee.
>the only acceptable merch for a male to own
>>154078930>Cadillac that high upHAHAHAHA this cannot be real no way. Cadillac sucks
>>154078930Sainz come up in Williams is kinda impressive desu
>>154077342Trump deporting me back to Brazil. So there's that.
>>154081039Get fucked monkey
>>154080517I've got an embroidered Marlboro patch you can have if you pay for shipping.
r8 my garage sale find
reply to this post and last two digits decides which page I post
>>154081137That's okay. I'm tired of dealing with you fat burgers anyway.
>>154081215Go go go go
>>154081291
>>154081215no cringe
>>154081335I always though Kym Illman was a ridiculous made-up name but here's Kym Bonython tooIs Kym a common name in Australia?
>>154081335>all the colour and carnival of formula 1 is hereFUCK that hurts. It sure isn't like that anymore.
>>154081350
>>154081374sorry mate off to the front lines for you after that triggering post
>>154081432post the schumi page if there is one
>>1540811969/10
>>154081466There's a few of them(The April 1st 4ch joke has just landed in NZ and holy shit it's a good one).
>>154081475
>>154081432Please post the page on Ukyo Katayama.
THE APRIL FOOLS JOKE IS THAT HACKERS BREACH 4CHAN AND SHUT IT DOWN just like last year
>>154081570
>>154081600>>154081513I miss cigarette liveries so damn much
gimi
>WE'RE GOING TO MIAMI, AND AUSTIN, AND VEGAS, AND MONTREAL!>WE'RE GOING TO MONACO, AND SINGAPORE, AND SILVERSTONE!
>>154081513THE NEW FUCKING APRIL FOOLS IS LITERALLY SOLVING CAPTCHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154081737(sung to the tune of We Like to Party)
>>154066890Tarps are big and blue. Not the easiest thing to disguise.
>>154081641Yeah, but they're harmful. Better to have booze, heart-attack-in-a-can energy drinks and rigged E-gambling.You know, all that non-harmful stuff.
>>154081432LMAO
>>154081765>not recognizing one of the most infamous political gaffe memes ever
>>154081783they bought a few pages
>>154081783>>154081842
>>154081781making paper cartons look appealing translates so well to making cars look appealing. I think booze sponsors could make pretty cars too but they're too cheap to be title sponsors
>>154081513you lied
I'm making a midnight McDonald's run. Anyone want anything?
>>154081953no anon, i dont want to encourage your bad habiut..
>>154081900My first ones were flag guessing and now they're anime guessing and I no longer like this at all
which April Fools events do you prefer: ones which completely alter board and posting dynamics (board mergers, board shutdowns, candy competition) or ones that are basically background noise (captcha change, crypto market, posts marked as AI)this is an official survey
>>154082138The latter. I don't like when the whole site becomes completely unusable.
This year's april fools meme is cucking pass users
>>154082138Depends on how slow the site is going.Obviously with how spicy things are irl, i don’t think it would be appropriate to completely alter the board at the moment.
>>154082138If the april fool's thing is fun I like to join in but I'm not mad that it's something boring I can ignore eitherAsking posters to identify old memes or anime characters is their worse idea yet though, pretty dire stuff if this is all there is to it and it doesn't ramp up later on in the day
>>154082138anything that pits groups of posters to complete a task is a good april fools 4chan gimmick, though I doubt we'll get one like this again.
>>154081039Please go to Brazil
>scores more points than your favriote driver
>dresses insanly better than your overweight mother
shut up BANCHOOD
>>154082276EDES
>>154082326They're watching chuck try to put it in.
BREAKING: FIA to announce mid-season overhaul of the regulations. Sources claim an eight-cylinder internal combustion engine specification, alarmingly absent any electrical energy deployment systems, could be in force following the summer break.
Laura Mueller sounds like a fucking retard. Who thought it's a good idea to have a woman as an engineer or a strategist?
>>154082344>Who thought it's a good idea to have a woman as an engineer or a strategist?Anglos
>>154082326
>>154082344she's the only engineer I know the name of other than gp and that mercedes guy
>>154081856>Australian F-111srip
>>154082387Because you're a gooner.
>try awkward small talk with cleaning lady >politely runs away Races for this feel?
>>154082376whom are they going to use it for
>>154082478did it happen on a ferry perchance?
>>154082485taco
So the April fools joke is a captcha? Will it continue changing through the day?
>>154082631
>>154082647>>154082631
Still have the old one, jannies tongue my anus
>>154082659Keep posting and you'll see it at some point
>>154082652That's Nagatoro.And you are obviously a bot.
>>154082659it comes up randomly in the middle of the screen
>>154076144>no, not everybody, just the wankerskek
So I won't be able to post soon since I don't know any of the goonime characters
I don't think it even works.
>>154082745That's Schrödinger. From Hellsing.Wonder if it'd recognize the Umlaut.
>starts sweating profusely
Idea for new f1 regs
>>154082817Come on anon you should be able to do that one
>>154082809I remembered Felix was trap catboy not the Nazi catboy only after posting it.I only watched a small amount of annie mae when I was a teenager
>>154082838how do you think I made that post...
...
>>154081600>mika salo in the nokia tyrellsovl
Something arrived in the mail today...
DAN!'s life will always be better than yours
>>154082838nice honey
>>154082817Is that Monaco or Indonesia?
>media literacyhow about you shove it up your ass
>>154082977>>154082838i used to confuse it, but the way I always remember it:>poles are white, and whites are on toptherefore polish flag is the one with white on top. works every time.
>>154082980already discussed >>154080074
>>154082980im a massive max fanboy but.. hes a dumbass herehundreds of millions to drive a car and answer some questions and he's seething baka
>>154082994shut the fuck up faggot
>>154082988Indonesia/Monaco bros...
British people say maths but can't say sixth
>>154082994>the dark souls guylol how old are you
>>154083041>sixthThat one's easy. Just say "sickest" while choking on something.
>>154082138MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI MINI
>F1 video game championship has more views than F1 AcademyInsane. They should do a 2k NBA chamionship and see if it out does the WNBA.
>>154083060it probably would
>>154083041italians can't say doctor
Ollie!! update?
>>154083070kissed by boys
>>154083070bear of a man
>>154083070pozzed
>>154083070he's gone i'm afraid
>>154078930Maybe that Max guy is actually really good, and his recent teammates have been rather mediocre.
>>154082994You're the dumbass. Max didn't say that the world doesn't need journalists, Max did answer the question and Max answered many other questions.
No funny captchas :(
>>154083070>>154083076>>154083077>>154083080>>154083081Wow, from kissing his first boy, to aids, and then to death all in 5 posts
>>154082915They really were lazy bastards for not putting out blurays by the 2010s, fucks sake
het is over
just in: leo the dog to replace franco coalpinto
>>154082980we need journalism, not fucking clowns and biased shit-stirrers
>>154082478Last year when Lewis was saying nice things on the radio but they weren't listening to him and made it really sad sounding for Hamilton.
gooning like an absolute degenerate to latina bbw porn right now. i must continue to sternly honour the upcoming miami gp
>>154081196>EDD'S Official Programme
>>154083194max is gone man, I'll be outside
>>154083077ollieCHADS... i kneel
>>154083194Not a good April Fool's joke when it's likely true, anon.
>>154083231it's not real gooning if you are not sore and dehydrated afterwards
swissanon is actually a eunuch, all this talk of relentless gooning is pure fantasy
>>154083209in the coal mines
>>154083209as the face of Latin Securities
>your defending world driver champion
>>154083355>Buenos Di-ACK!
kwablonso's team will finish last
>>154083358is this what the kids call "aura loss"?
a third wiener has entered the leoverse
>>154083358Wait was he checking out the dude in the white?
>>154083370Lando has slightly more aura than this time last year. The WDC has helped slightly and he seems less like a seething stressed wreck the whole time desu.
>>154083402there's two of them???
CUM :D BROS!!!!
kek
>tfw no captcha
>>154083471teddy wrote his own speeches so that can't be him
the truth finally comes out.george russell was groomed at 17 by mercedeshttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/K54hJLAh-9w
Nice to be free from f1
>>154082652>>154082745isn't this just fig's captcha?
>>154083252the good old time
testing captchathe fuck? i have the normal one
>>154083534GEORGE RUSSELL WAS RAPED IN THE STEAMING WET SUMMER OF 2018
We have resurrected Schumacher.He completed testing laps recently and went 10 seconds faster than any current F1 driver.Evidence points to him replacing Lewis Hamilton at Ferrari before Miami.
>anime website requires anime knowledge in order to postBased beyond belief. Tourists in shambles. Get the fuck out. Try reddit.
>>154083708what about this post? zero animes of knowledge
>>154082915Good shit anon, can you please put them up in a gofile folder eventually? >>154083178Yeah, the only way to watch them in hd is by streaming then from the f1tv archive page.
>>154083708I quit 4chin when jewmoot made me wait 15 minutes to post.But what's up with the animu captcha?It ask me pick all the women and I failed
>>1540831942026?Just quit by summer break.
>>15408370823 years of 4chins, 0 minutes of anime watched in my life. Deal with it.
>>154083750I bet the cumulative duration of anime you've been exposed to in your life exceeds 1 minute
>>154071307>>154071405he isn't called Culopinto for anything
>>154082994you N'wah
>>154083750Based manga only chad.
>>154083737Yes, eventually. I'm in the process of ripping 2010. They will also be added to the livestream playlist.
>>154083775Australians are blind, it's a well known fact
>Get anime captcha>Just type in gimi>it works lol, lmao even.
remember lads: every time you buy gas, you're giving money to abduls
>>154083827I got drive man from the movie drive
>>154083596taco backwards is ocat
>>154083896and leo means lion, which is a felid not a canid
>>154083907it really makes you think
>>154083827gimi
>>154083848not if your gas comes from russia
the stocks april fools was pretty fun, board merger was also amazingthose are the best two that come to mind
JORJ IS IN
>>154084001Covid
>>154081994I think the April Fool's captcha is fun.
>>1540840012025 oldfag hereI don't remember that one
>>154082853You may have waited for another captcha, it's not rocket science
>>154082478>Races for this feel?Were you trying to flush a turd? Then just keep watching this season.>W-wait! Titta! Titta!
Hey Alexandra, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking
Wolfie's fine, honey
>>154083209Leo is pure shit, bro
I'm surprised no news outlet tried the obvious "Verstappen announces F1 retirement" joke
does /v/ have good taste.. or...?
google search: why is franco so slow? *enter*
I got you.
>>154084157>joke
>>154084157>picif you're not really going to try to make up something good/funny, then why make an april fools joke?
>wins fwomyn>ends up in poojoe cuck seatwas it worth it?
>>154084221joke for now>>154084224FOMO
>>154084157what awful looking ai pics
>>154083708I have a normal one and this isn't an anime character. >>154083471
>>154084229Yeah just give it a few days, noone wants to be the boy who cried wolf.
>>154084236it just looks like thathttps://x.com/wearetherace/status/2039250501225627933
>>154084215heh... boy Colapintz... just needs more time
>>154083534Looks more like Doriane.
>>154084253wtf it's lapping around strawschleife
>>154084228I don't know if it's just me but she looks way better now than an year ago
>>154084299ready to be bred
>make post>post post>all ok>there is no posthaha very good
is it really AMX's fault he keeps getting asked that
Waρchan has been doing the anime character caption test for ages. I can't type the name of the site properly because those posts get filtered
>>154084315the media is going to force him out
>>154068025>pull this up>expect to hear something cool >still sounds like a vacuum cleaner
>>154068878>all the views are on old videos of the V10 era
>>154084315>fag journos keep asking him about hit>fag journos cry about him responding>fag journo gets kicked out>fag journos cry about not being able to ask him about it so they can then cry about him responding to itTotal journalist death.
>>154084315>seething Bong wants Amx out of the sportkek
>>154084408>or wants Amx to stop talking about itlel
do u think max has ever gooned in his sim racing setup?
>>154084203>google search: why is franco so slow? *enter*Guess your amiga has technical issues
>>154084376this. fucking hell, what is these ""journalists'"" problem?
>>154084420You know that he would be hurling even more abuse at Max if Max refused to respond to questions, Brit-flag. inb4 the journalist that got kicked out, because Max answered his question.
>>154084483What, if he just said "Nah, I'm not answering that?" when asked if he's considering leaving F1? I'm sure some would criticise him for that, but I honestly don't think Brundle is the type that would.
>>154084430simming is probably his equivalent to gooning so yes
>RESPECT THE MEDIA, ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS>NO, NOT LIKE THAT
>>154084315>LEAVE THE MULTIMILLIONAIRES ALONE>YOUR QUESTIONS ARE TOO HARSH>YOU'RE UPSETTING THEM
>>154084315>lonso and lewi on the verge of retirement>max leaving / joining other race series will bring more attention to outside of f1this nigga is dumb
>>154084551Poois Kwabilton won't retire as long as he can drive a 50% self-driving car to be close to Leclerc
why can't some billionaire start up a competing racing series
baking
>>154084315he is right, max keeps crying like a bitch and his fans are even bigger bitches>uh, just sign with merc for the next seasonor maybe try to fix red bull if you are so "all-round gifted"
>>154084583They turned your flag upside down for April Fools' Day!
>>154084583>>154084542He is crying about Max answering those questions, 3rd-world friends.
>>154084672>>154084672>>154084672
>>154084315he also said he's complaining because his car is shit
>>154084676
>>154085192byee~!
