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>Nicht nur die Verlängerung von Nico Schlotterbeck bei Borussia Dortmund wackelt wieder, auch die Zukunft von Waldemar Anton bei den Schwarz-Gelben ist offenbar ungewiss. Informationen von „Sky“ zufolge sind gleich mehrere europäische Klubs an dem 29-Jährigen interessiert

And then it occurrs to you that you've been confusing the rhino and the hippo all along

>>154067026
>Sane
Why are people so mad with him?

>>154067078
He's shit

>>154067078
pussywhipped

>>154067078
never showed up for the national team. incredibly inconsistent player who frequently seems to not care at all / puts in no effort

>>154067026
Changed the game when he came on
Magical performance.

>>154067078
He has a certain zestiness and uppitiness to him.

>>154067078
Laziest bum in world football. Dembele used to be a strong contender too but he got his shit together

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whats next for him?

>>154067201
>>154067330
someone post his tattoo

>>154067541
he just knew he would peak at 21. no more space needed.

Schneller Fuffi auf die Italienier und Türken. Döner gegessen, Pizza am Abend wird bestellt für gutes Glück.

>>154067650
BMI status?

>>154067700
25.5

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>der Necher da isses gewesen

>>154060801 bunbrüdis?

>>154068342
his problem if he can't handle the bantz

>ARD und ZDF zeigen Werbung während der WM-Spiele
well, this is it, I'm done with footy.

better than the propaganda they normally shove down our throats during the halftime break

EY MALLA

>>154068840
How about Telekom? I think I'm ready to pay for it for the first time but mainly because I can no longer stand ÖRR commentators, like yesterday. They just take the joy out of every game. Müller & Klopp are also a nice bonus

>>154068840
isn't everyone, since we're getting "cooling breaks"?

>>154068982
>cooling breaks
for THREE minutes once each half will disrupt the flow of the games so much. it's basically another two mini half times

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>>154068960
the company that forces people to wear white KKK robes to place their schleichwerbung? good luck

>>154069064
>that lad wearing the white dress shirt to fuck up the look
howling here

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>>154068960
>>154068982
>Das Zweite bietet einen „Exklusivblock im Vollbild von ca. 90 Sekunden Länge“ an. Zum Preis schreibt das ZDF: „Platzierungen in den Trinkpausen bei nicht-deutschen Spielen sind schon ab 1200 Euro pro Sekunde umsetzbar.“ Dies ist zum Beispiel in einer Partie ab 6 Uhr morgens im Angebot, bei dem die Pausen etwa um 6.20 Uhr und 7.28 Uhr sein werden. Bei einem Abendspiel mit Portugal am 17. Juni um 19 Uhr liegt der Preis pro Werbesekunde ab 19.20 Uhr bei 3650 Euro. In einem möglichen Sechzehntelfinal-Spiel mit Deutschland würden 17825 Euro pro Sekunde aufgerufen. Ein 20-Sekunden-Spot liegt dann bei einem Preis von 356500 Euro! Die Mindestspotlänge beträgt 15 Sekunden, und das ZDF erklärt: „Der Exklusivblock wird umrahmt von Bumpern und fußballaffinen Mainzelmännchen.“ Für die Werbung im Spiel werden jeweils die Höchstpreise verlangt, noch mehr als für den „Golden Spot“ direkt vor dem Anpfiff (3175 Euro pro Sekunde im Abendspiel).
prolly will chime in as well, in the end it's easy money.
Also, cooling breaks won't be the only breaks >we will have to endure. Remember mutts irrational behaviour once pic rel happened during club wm? yeah, from there, it's only two more steps to liga mx levels, someone post the webm.

>>154069064
it's mostly just students and they get paid for it, i think it actually looks funny

>>154069147
He's a big boy

>>154069147
die Wampe von der Weser

>>154069153
those are apprentices, they are not forced to, also they are not getting paid for it instead they get to sit there for free. there is a kilometers long waiting list. there also have been situations where an apprentice signed into the waiting list within his first year and didn't get chosen before his apprenticeship ended. the company gave him a free card after.
hate this company with a burning fashion, but if there is a single thing they do right, it is this.
please get your facts straight, otherwise your operating of the level of you know who.

>>154069264
to be fair getting a free ticket is basically just getting paid but better in this case as tickets are so hard to get

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https://x.com/drehkicks/status/2039005348053364873

>‚Sky‘ hat jetzt enthüllt, dass Kim Falkenberg (Direktor Profifußball) und Simon Rolfes (Geschäftsführer Sport) am vergangenen Mittwoch nach Berlin geflogen sind, um mit der Spielerseite über einen möglichen Wechsel von Eichhorn zu Bayer Leverkusen zu sprechen

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BOSSnia
Denmark
Kosovo
Sweden

hitrate? 100%

>>154069419
Lol lmao even

>>154069437
see you later chuddy

>>154069414
Does the Nager regret it?

TTT's gonna get destroyed today, yes?

How many for Demirochad?

>Bei den Bayern gibt es neue Sorgen um Stürmer-Superstar Harry Kane. Wie die englische Nationalmannschaft mitgeteilt hat, zog sich Kane im Training eine „leichte Verletzung“ zu.
OH NO NO NO

>>154069414
have you guys watched him talk about Undav after the game?
he comes off like he fucking despises Undav for scoring while in the same sentence praising Sane and Goretzka into high heaven
https://x.com/dauerschiesser/status/2038752790185468132
the press conference
>er setzt sich mit seinen aussagen selber unter druck, daher ists okay für mich... wenn er dann mal anfängt weniger tore zu schießen... *grins* (seems like he's just desperate for a reason to not call him up)
>den macht er nicht wenn er von anfang spielt und müde knochen hat
>wir brauchen spieler die spiele entscheiden können (nicht undav)

same seething from Nailshitter in the ARD interview
https://x.com/WayneSchlegel_/status/2038729793013711342

he just fucking HATES Undav, I wonder why

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>>154069618
so nothing
same tactics as Arsenal
their entire first squad is now "injured" and didn't play (until the next Arsenal game)

>>154069656
He just thinks that casual strikers are boring and don't fit his system. He dislikes Johnny B. too. Undavs comments in interviews propably cause the personal spite

>>154069708
is that why he plays Goretzka as a striker?

>>154069696
bauern cope

656
your obsession shows again

>>154069419
>Believing in Redditmark

>>154069738
what? what obsession?

>>154069730
>Goretzka
watch the 1-1 and only focus on Goretzka, he's jogging back and could have easily prevented the goal... how is this guy not permabenched
https://streamin.me/v/43556567

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>>154069787
im fwom denmawk

also not even gonna mention Vagnoman
literally WHO the fuck is that
I looked him up, he has played 40 minutes since January, why is he getting called up?

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>>154069854
The Nager is obsessed with blacks

>>154069929
Why does St. Pauli live rentfree in the heads of Spanish ultras?

>>154070070
They're chuds simple as

154069929
just like the whore you call a mother btw

ZALEWSKI

>svensson

>>154069929
>cringe tatoos
>gymfatties
>carries a brick in his yoga pants
wewlad

>italy probably going to get knocked out
KEK

TTTbros????

SCHWIDERSKI

Albosisters...

why are the turks in their nt whiter than the turks in Germany?

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dorkmundbros

>file.png

TABAKOCHAD

>>154072352
I'm seriously pissed about this guy
I'm the original file chad
he is impersonating me and you keep falling for it

>>154072405
youre a schizo m8

>niggarrumma
kek KWAB

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>I'm the original file chad

>Lewandowski

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>>154072857

>auto korso in my city

I'm hearing fireworks in my city

>>154072971
>>154072993
KOSO? WO?

>>154072955
brvtal

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>>154073028
imagine being the one in 100 billions for your cunt. damn

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>>154073094
at least his highscore in bundes will never be surpassed

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wat

>>154073462
nobody cares

>>154073483
you clearly do tho

Italy will win, i manifested turkeys win by eating döner and tonights pizza was excellent

>>154069419
Schvrkentvrken lajder dabaj

benuldies

DIESER VERHURTE SPAGETTHI HAT UNS EVENTUELL GERADE DEN AUFSTIEG VERSAUT
DRECKIGE NUTTE

BOOM BOOM BOOM

denKWAB

>>154074262
it just doesnt stop lmao

OMEGAGIGALUL

HAHAHAHA NO PIZZA ANYMORE LMAO

always knew Bosnia could do it
so many chads in the team

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TEAM SCHALKE

what is "it's over" in italian?

>>154073618
Woops lol

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FUCKING RETARD FUCKING RETARD FUCKING RETARD FUCKING RETARD FUCKING RETARD

>>154074683
É FINITA

>>154074683
flasche leer

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>>154070702
EASY PREDICTION

GEKONNT IST EBEN GEKONNT

Damn i was hoping denmark would win. Cant stand czechia and no im not a zigger. Dont hate them either, just a bunch of arrogant cunts despite 0 to show for it. Congrats i guess

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>>154074844
see? there's the impersonator again, most likely mentally ill and AT LEAST alcoholic

>>154075023
impersonator? I'm the original file chad

>>154075023
youre the pdf file

>>154074844
based real filechad

>>154075261
this

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>>154069419
>50%
atleast I didnt lose any money

>fuck over Italy
>fumble Aufstieg in the process
Based Gelsen

>>154073098
>>154073098
kek

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>>154074957
"bambi" could never

>>154078642
he made his debut for the first team in early 2020 and was actually registered and part of the CL squad even though he didn't play in any match, on the bench against barca and chelsea
that makes him a CL winner in the official books

I'm feeling well Schalkebros

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April April

>>154081773
Dzeko is out injured for the rest of the season sweetie

>Um das erneute WM-Aus für Italien abzuwenden, griff Torwart Gianluigi Donnarumma zu schmutzigen Mitteln. Er versuchte, das Hilfsmittel des bosnischen Keepers Nikola Vasilj zu zerstören – doch der brauchte es gar nicht.

this the thread for bundas?

>Schockzustand auf Schalke. Edin Dzeko hat sich im Spiel gegen Italien offenbar schwerer an der Schulter verletzt. Die genaue Diagnose steht aus. Gegen den Karlsruher SC muss der Tabellenführer definitiv auf den Stürmer verzichten.
ich habs gewusst. ich habs sofort gesehen. dieser itakker HURENsohn. das scheissland soll verrecken. gott sei dank werden sie von nafris überrannt. sie haben ALLES schlechte verdient. im mittelfeld, ohne jede not tritt er ihn kaputt. hoffentlich besucht ihn jemand

he should have missed that game anyway

he is basically out for the season

Bosnia golf >schalke

in that order

RIF Hansi Kreische

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>>154071288
>Die „Daily Mail“ schreibt: „Thomas Tuchel läuft die Zeit davon, um seine Magie wirken zu lassen – seine England-Mannschaft tappt weiterhin im Dunkeln auf der Suche nach der richtigen Formel und ist nach dieser lethargischen Vorstellung meilenweit davon entfernt, ein ernsthafter WM-Anwärter zu sein.“ Der „Telegraph“ wird noch deutlicher: „Tuchel hat England die Seele geraubt. Diese verdiente Demütigung durch Japan fühlte sich für die leidenden Fans an wie eine Torte mitten ins Gesicht.“

>jt is back on the weekend

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>>154082801
>bremtard getting filtered for a day
what a time to be alive

>>154083840
LOL what soul? Don't these clowns remember how they got to the final last time? Southgate England were so close to get knocked out in group stage and nobody in the entire tournament played worse than them

154084638
joke's on you trannie, I know every single character in the aniverse

>win shitter group
>likely end up on the bracket side of Spain and France
>barely survive shitter group because you nominated a bunch of bums
>not likely to end up on the bracket side of Spain and France
Maybe Nagelsmann is on to something

>hard bracket
>weak bracket
how do we fix this shit anyway?

>Nmecha probably ACL
>earliest return in May
oh thank god there is a chance we don't have to take this dortmund loser to the WC

>get tomoko
>haven't watched anime in over a decade
>type watamote
>captcha fails
this is bullshit, the series name should count, aren't normies just gonna google lens the captcha?

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>>154084914
double the number of participating nations.

>>154084801
Woltebitch can make himself unsterblich with his no shows, giving us the EZ path

>>154084957
high iq