Still>international breakedition.>31st March: International Friendly7:45pm: England v Japan>4th April: FA Cup Quarter-Finals12:45pm: Manchester City v Liverpool5:15pm: Chelsea v Port Vale8:00pm: Southampton v Arsenal>5th April: FA Cup Quarter-Final4:30pm: West Ham United v Leeds United>7th April: Champions League Quarter-Final 1st Leg8:00pm: Sporting CP v Arsenal>8th April: Champions League Quarter-Final 1st Leg8:00pm: Paris Saint-Germain v Liverpool>9th April: Europa League/Conference League Quarter-Finals 1st Leg8:00pm: Bologna v Aston Villa8:00pm: Porto v Nottingham Forest8:00pm: Crystal Palace v Fiorentina>10th April8:00pm: West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers>11th April12.30pm: Arsenal v AFC Bournemouth3:00pm: Brentford v Everton3:00pm Burnley v Brighton & Hove Albion5.30pm Liverpool v Fulham>12th April2:00pm: Crystal Palace v Newcastle United2:00pm: Nottingham Forest v Aston Villa2:00pm: Sunderland v Tottenham Hotspur4.30pm: Chelsea v Manchester City>13th April8:00pm: Manchester United v Leeds United
this is the thread
>>154067335What a thorough thread
Beautiful thread
>>154067335i approve of this bread.
Gimmicksperg(s) will have a meltdown over this quality thread.
Big fan of Woy coming to manage Bristol City for absolutely no reason. 10+ off the drop, 10+ off playoffs and not staying next season. Utterly pointless.
De Zerbi to Spurs agreed
>Romelu Lukaku did NOT answer to Napoli’s call up to be back for training today.Welcome to Newcastle
kuwaiti fag has to be the most annoying poster in these threads, fuck off back to /ars/
>De Zerbi torpedoing his career for no reasonkek
>>154067446>>154067459he'll probably get a FAT cheque when spurs go down and he'll just fuck off somewhere else, a shrewd business man.
>>154067446Their board are so fucking retarded. He's a coach that needs time on the training ground he literally has no time. Oh and he loves rapists.
>>154067459>5-year contractThe only silver lining is De Zerbi isn't the type of manager that's waiting to get sacked to collect the bag. Dude ragequitted back in Marseille. He'll probably immediately ask to leave if he can't save spurs from relegation.
>>154067446When they talk about relegation clauses and escape options and stuff, does that mean that he can leave without having to be paid for the remainder of his contract? >>154067479>inb4 Partey joins SpursCannot imagine the headloss the fans would have
>>154067479>he loves rapists.Why is this bad? It's football, it's just a game. It's not moralball.
do spuds dezerb him?
>>154067479>Oh and he loves rapists.These days you need a rapist in the team.
be honest with me, what are are the ACTUAL chances of Spurs being relegated?
>>154067563If it was a competition? High. Because it's a business and not a competition? Zero.
Japan will win
>>154067563teams have previously beaten the drop from worst March positions than 17th.but the teams around Spurs (Leeds, Nottingham Forest, amd West Ham) all have much better recent form. in fact you have to use the past 17 matches to find a form table where Spurs are not rooted to the bottom of the table (pic rel).
>>154067585So it relies on West Ham having a better performance then?how have they been doing this season? since they're in the relegation zone I assume not particularly well, but are they playing better than Spurs?
>>154067563Extremely high after they signed Tudor instead of De Zerbi in the first place
>>154067597Not sure about playing better than Spurs really, but West Ham arguably has a better fixture list for the remainder of the season than Spurs. So on paper they should have a better performance from here on.They have Wolves at home next, a win would put Spurs in 18th.
Another day another mantroony midnight melty
>SSC Napoli announces that Romelu Lukaku did not respond to today's call-up for the resumption of training. The Club reserves the right to decide whether to take appropriate disciplinary action, as well as whether to continue the player's activity with the squad on a permanent basis.Why does he do this at EVERY club?
>>154067675Eden Hazard was terminally lazy too, what the fuck is wrong with this particular generation of belgians
>>15406756350/50 innitIn reality I'd say it's pretty low. West Ham and Forest will keep dropping points I think and De Zerbi might get a win if not a couple of draws because he pretty already knows the league and most of the players in it.
This is the wrong thread
>>154067563Depends if their fit players listen to what de zerbi has to say. Will be funny if they stay up and then sign greenwood though
>>154067335Good thread
17. Nottingham Forest----------------------------------18. Spurs19. Burnley20. Wolves
>Newcastle United at risk of hefty fine for UEFA financial rules breach - UEFA won't accept £133m 'profit' from selling stadium to sister company.KEK. Another blow to the irrelevant 14. It is actually hilarious how there's literally 2 different rules for FFP.
>>154068218>hilariousI would say it's more embarrassing that only one of the slop 6 are any good despite the irrelevant 14 being hamstrung.
What time is in the UKHere 1:14 at midnight
>>154068382past 5pm
>>154068385Is the match 7:45? It looks best time for watching
>>154068401yeahgood luck staying awake if we're playing our C team again
>>154068406Why CDue to Arsenal members? But there are White and Kane etc though, you seem enough
Now confirmed https://x.com/SpursOfficial/status/2039006393848435189
>>154068429tuchel wants a genuine reason to explain to players why they're getting cut from the final squad
>>154068432another high line merchant
>>154068432North London *handshake emoji* rapist loving coaches
Whaey I got published finally on a BBC thing. My name isn't Rusty and I used to call myself Dave when I texted in but they removed text in option and so many people are called Dave texting in. Also not from Mememouth but that's where my IP is pinging from.
and don't forget it, chud.
when will eddie howe get sacked then?
????
>>154068883Someone should let them know they *don't* play for Arsenal and don't need to fake injuries to not play
>>154068709is-isthat sheffield wednesday crest?so you're saying "Transtifa" and mr.tango support the same football team?blimey.
>>154068932it's a big world out there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z33ieoNPWc4
That Englel team is outrageously shit. This is literally Tuchel's last chance to look at players before the actual thing
>>154067335Well formatted thread. Did Liversissy kill himself?
>>154068950good music taste but this song is no longer politically correct in todays climate. however it is fit for the occasion considering we're playing bolivia for the last WC seat
>>154069132>outrageously shitAs an Oirish pikey I have to admit that England is simply superior.
This is the SS England ready for kick off
Tranny Maguire not starting alongside his black Starboy?
>>154069133We're all in here bro>>154066919
>>154069190Kys Dave
Tuchel is my hero
This is the thread
>>154068883Are any of our best players even gonna play
>foden at 9fuck me imagine being the kind of idiot that actually pays to watch england play
>>154069508Its not free?
>>154069597freedom aint free kid
>>154069597>tv loisenceI meant more for those that go to the stadium
>Black goalkeeperNot even once
>>154071569For me it's Jamal Blackman
>Poorgan Todgers
Are Gyok has just led Sweden to the World Cup. pIsak could never...
enough about England now we can focus on de zerbi saving Spurs
Utterly embarrassing can't even beat Japan at home. Best league in the world la. Super Tommy Tuchel la. Full English brekfast la.
>renowned Premier League fraud Graham Potter will be managing at the World Cup
It's up>>154073190*Ignore the bit that says Uruguay and pretend it says Japan, ta x*
>QUICK! CHANGE THE RULES TO LET SWEDEN QUALIFY SO WE DON'T GET CALLED RACIST!
>>154073499What rules were changed? They got one of 3rd best placed positions and won two games to qualify. It's hardly some bullshit like when UEFA changed the Nations League rules to prevent Germany being relegated (but didn't for England).
Mainoo is supposed to be a world class midfielder? Hahahaha fuck off he gets bullied by 5ft6 kamikazes
>Shitaly
Thank fuck Italy exists to make England not look so fucking terrible.
>>154068709yids don't care. Rapists are treated like heroes in israel
How many English managers have actually taken a nation to the World Cup?
>>154075040They are absolutely dreadful. I knew the second Bastoni got sent off they were out.
>>154074223He was unironically England's best midfielder tonight. Yes, I had the misfortune of watching an England game.
>maguire on the pitch for 7+ minutes>nearly MOTMBig game player.
>>154075727>He was unironically England's best midfielder tonightYou fucking what? He didn't run to catch up to Mitoma and then didn't cover him when he was free in the fucking box. He did nothing going forward and didn't protect anything at the back. The best midfielder was Anderson by a fucking mile.
>>154068932>so you're saying "Transtifa" and mr.tango support the same football team?Look at Chelsea. Only Nigerians and gay boys support them yet they act like they're this far-right fascist outfit.
>eetalynot an expert on seria A or inter or italy, but ever since that autist stuntpegg or whatever she's called said bastoni was the best/among the best defenders in the world he's been complete shit.
Quite frankly if THIS is our starting XI at the World Cup IT'S COMING HOME. However, if more than 2 players in this picture don't start IT'S OVER.
>>154076287>Bellingham>PalmerLOL. It should be Harry Kane there with Welbzinho up top. Also Hall over O'Really. James won't be fit. White was one of the only attackers today shame he doesn't have Saka to pass to.
>domestic league renowned for defensive play and set pieces>no effort to develop home grown talentWe can laugh at eataly but the same thing could happen to >us
Cundy's had some painfully obvious work done
>>154075703>Graham Potter joins ex-Chelsea bosses Thomas Tuchel, Mauricio Pochettino and Carlo Ancelotti at the World Cup.
>Premier League to BAN long throws into opposition box from next seasonBeen fine for 30+ years but suddenly bad now?
>>154075703an englishman took canada to qatar in 2022
>>154075920He's black though and plays for Manchester United so he's good
>Maguire plays >Country losesWhat a shit cunt.
>>154076022>>eetaly>not an expert on seria A or inter or italy, but ever since that autist stuntpegg or whatever she's called said bastoni was the best/among the best defenders in the world he's been complete shit.>faggot simp kuwaiti takes the opinions of simpbaiters on boardseriously fuck off back to /ars/
>>154076953I meant actual nations, not canada
It's unfair that a player this shit has this much aura.
>>154077047>make shitty post>get called out on ignorance>W-w-w-wellMandick in the mud.
>>154076287>rashford >tranny maguire >lineup builder you don't have the first clue about football dave you dumb fat dole dosser
>>154076906Don't worry Arsenal will still be allowed to do it, just like every other rule change that only Arsenal are allowed to get away with.
>>154077132Fuck off to their containment thread if you're going to seethe about Arsenal holy fucking shit. If you think only Arsenal do it you're retarded. In fact, Arsenal are I think the LEAST successful team to actually do long throws. Brentford are the most successful.
infuriating to know that the useless spastics Foden and Palmer will not only be going to the world cup but will be starting. Saka as well, to complete that attacking midfield of nothingness
Football is backkkk (next week because United are no longer in any cup competition)
>>154077207Saka has been dogshit this season but he's been better than Bowen. Madueke is the better option for RW but Saka will coast on his goal against Switzerland and start even though Madueke is better. If Madueke learned to cross better or not do so many step-overs, he'd be miles ahead. Then again, looking at Saka's England stats, he is like the 2nd top scorer of currently playing England players, so he ain't gonna be dropped.Also you forgot Bellingham who does absolutely nothing but 'He plays for Madrid so must be good'. Not that Rogers is any better, guy has fallen off a fucking cliff in form.
>>154077192Calm down aw
>>154077367>guy tells you to fuck off to their containment thread>i know he must be my invented head mategrim. nta btw.
>>154077406>nta btwWhy are you like this aw?
>>154077665aw/dave migrated here from reddit that's how they talk
>>154077702That would explain why he keeps getting upset and only wants to talk about black men
>>154077760make sure to kneel, clap for the nhs and get ur boosters! the arsenal and arsenal of the north way
arsenal of the north united
>>154076494Stick to FIFA kiddo
>Liversissy's thread flopped BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
>>154078054Kek it did. What an embarrassing little faggot he is.
>>154078054The Slotto signing of threads
>>154078054he's copying Dave the master of flopped threads KEK
>>154078054>>154078223>>154078517KEKAROO THAT SCOUSE FREAK HAS BEEN BODIED AGAIN
>Italy haven't qualified for a world cup since 2014So grim.
>>154078751>>154078517>>154078223>>154078054This is all one person.
Liversissy having a melty tonight. Hasn't been this mad since the "getting raped by dad" incident.P.s. when is premier league football back?
>>154078769another day another Dave talking to himself session
Tuchel on claims of England relying on Harry Kane >would Argentina not rely on Messi? Portugal not on Cristiano Ronaldo? Its not a problem. Its normal.
Saka and Rice will be essential for England this summer. We're going to need a lot of set pieces goals.
>>154076287Imagining all the crosses being placed directly onto Slabby's big beautiful head. There's a reality where he gets the golden boot from set pieces.
>>154078054
>>154080127Kekkkkk
Dave talking to himself on a worknight, well well well
Fucking hell liversissy schizo posting at 4am. What a jobless scouse twat, aha x
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
Greenwood should be called up for the World Cup since he's England's best inside forward but he won't be because trannies from Manny have a vendetta against him
Lfc players who have scored on their birthday
>>154082360>arsenal and united being cheating scumthen, now, forever
>>154082460>Arsenal have more than every other club listed combined>"better mention United"lol, lmao
>>154076287WITHOUT irony we should start Burn+Maguire and play for corners.
the panic is on
>>154082911Exceptionally unhealthy
>>154082883Or maybe the players in this country are a little bit shit? The first 11 isn't exactly amazing so take out half those players of course it looks fucking grim.
morning all Spurs will be staying up
Yep. One of the worst managerial signings EVER MADE!
>>154083163Funny to dig up articles from a few years ago when De Zerbi was being touted as one of the best managers outside the Slop Six.
>>154083181He has Russell Martin to blame for that. He singlehandedly killed the "keep the ball at all costs" meme when people cottoned onto the fact that it actually doesn't help at all.
>All Arsenal injuries have been confirmed to be legit by their respective FA's>This excludes Eze, who was injured before the International Break, so was already knownHOWLING. Wanna know why?1. They're going out of the FA Cup2. They're not going to win the title3. The absolute fucking retards on Talkshite saying that all of them should be suspended for 'withdrawing'
Thanks for the easy captcha, /speuhhee/.
>>154082360Arteta trying every trick he can
>>154082460>>154083423Except they've all been confirmed to be injured by their FA. Madueke was filmed in a brace, so he's out for season. Eze was injured before the int break. The rest have all been confirmed actually injured and if you think Farteta has power over Spain and France etc to get them to lie, you're retarded.They're injured. Their season is over. Arsenal win NOTHING AGAIN. HAHAHAHAHA.
>>154082883If I'm an England fan I'm not worried. Japan are in another world cup group and unlikely to be good enough to win their group, so I don't think England will run into japan at the wc
>>154082459Bobby Robinson sounds like an old ISS fake name
>Phil McNulty's England World Cup squad:GOALKEEPERS: Jordan Pickford, Dean Henderson, James Trafford.DEFENDERS: Reece James, Ezri Konsa, Marc Guehi, Tino Livramento, John Stones, Harry Maguire, Nico O'Reilly, Lewis Hall.MIDFIELD: Jude Bellingham, Elliot Anderson, Morgan Rogers, Declan Rice, Adam Wharton, Kobbie Mainoo.FORWARDS: Harry Kane, Marcus Rashford, Anthony Gordon, Bukayo Saka, Noni Madueke, Eberechi Eze, Cole Palmer, Danny Welbeck, Jarrod Bowen.
>>154083569Strange for McNulty as it seems about right. Palmer has no right to be going but not sure who'd be ahead of him
>>154083585Jlingz obviously
>>154083585palmer and mainoo OUThenderson and milner IN
>>154082259>200k per week, 250k, 500k, 300k, 200k, 300k, 450kGrim
>>154083893Henderson should unironically be there. One of the very few players that's actually won anything of any note.
Greenwood over Palmer
>proven goalscorer>only a handful of goals away from stealing Messi's golden boot last season>already properly acclimated to playing in AmericaWhere the FUCK is Sam Surridge!? Bloody Premier League bias
>>154084099His name's Daniel, not Sam. Idoit.
Crazy that greenwood will never get called up because of his chav mong preference for a chav mong blonde starfucker, should've stuck to trannies like foden and grealish
>>154084119White chav mongs fuck men in dresses, black chav mongs fuck blonde chav slags (and chav parents that spend all day on tiktok or at the pub celebrate it)This country is grim
>>154075920Palmer gave the ball away for the goal btw
>>154084167Then Mainoo watched them ghost past him.
>>154082714Kek
>>154084178As did 5 other players. You're only singling out Mainoo because you're a seething scouser
>Manny tranny protecting his black starboy and thinks only a scouser could think he's shit (most of xer own clubs fans did too when the moortuguese was in charge)
>>154084190I might be angry and bitter but I'm not scouse - it was a midfield error from two midfielders.
>mainoo was the player closest to mitoma the longest during the goal>jogged back to reluctantly chase mitoma and didn't put in a tackle which is the job of a DM>jogs back to his own box>finally puts in a slide tackle but lazily and misses the interception which causes the pass to go to mitomaGets beaten for pace by an old jap but we can't say anything bad about starboy otherwise we're scousers
>>154084278Palmer is the type of player to try and dribble and lose the ball to a Panamanian and Mainoo is the type of player to let Not So Speedy Gonzalez briskly walk past him
>>154084242Not working today, Liversissy?
>Dave whining in the thread over the boyfriend he wants for his daughter (it's actually his son)
>>154082714It’s obsession
Their own scummy customers don't even rate him KEK
>>154084399HOLY KEKDave in a bodybag
LBH, neither Palmer nor Mainoo are NT quality and the only reason they get called up is because of who they play for.
Another day, another Liversissy melty. It's not our fault his team spent £500M to get worse...
>>154084399>think they're winning the lot if they just get a midfielder almost as clueless as the ENIC out bunch
>>154084411He's seething this time because his thread flopped and dropped out of the catalogue like a scouser into a closed gate
>>154084399spacker officially been merked
>>154084405>>154084431Nah more like David on the rope (41%)
>>154084414These mongs have thought they're one signing away from the quad since SAF left. They're world famous for not knowing ball.
>>154084411>>154084419Oiiiiii thats jokes
>>154084472All they need is Tonali, Bruno Guimaraes, Vitinha, Anderson and Wharton and they'll definitely win the league under Carrick next season starting Dalot at RB
>Chelsea have announced the biggest pre-tax loss in Premier League history.>The £262m deficit for 2024-25 eclipses the £197.5m lost by Manchester City in 2011.>It comes despite Chelsea bringing in £490.9m in revenue, which the club says is the second highest total in their history.w e w
>>154084506Large oof! £10k fine incoming for that one! That'll teach 'em!
NOOOOOOOO DON'T CRITICISE MY STARBOY KOBE BRYNOO YEAH WE NEED 5 MORE MIDFIELDERS INSTEAD TO WIN THE THE LEAGUE BUT HE'S WORLD CLASS I SWEAR WALLAHI
>>154084519kek
>>154084506needs some wealthy russian to come in and splash some cash
This new captcha is fucking dogshit
>>154084411Why's he so zesty
>>154084555true
>>154084555left: AIDS infection riskright: uses condoms and prep
https://x.com/i/status/2039281620356563129Kek
>>154084814pass over me with that shit nigga
>>154084814if judaism is the true religion how come tottenham hotspur(and ajax) are so fucken dogshit?checkmate.
>>154085043congratulations on qualifying to the WC brother
>>154085064thanks anglosaxon man.
>>154085193No problem
glad there aren't 3 threads going at any given time anymore guys, good job
what if dave liversissy and aw are all the same person?
>>154083163speaks facts innit diss fella im finkin'
>>154083163why's Jordan got a serf haircut?
>>154085211what if we all bashed our heads in with hammers?
>>154086011We would then all be Newcastle United supporters.
Call "Dave", "Liversissy", and "aw" all the schizos you want. There's no bigger schizo than the Southern Irishman who has been completely and utterly mindbroken because some Geordies went to his town once on a stag do 10 years ago.
>>154084278>>mainoo was the player closest to mitoma the longest during the goal>>jogged back to reluctantly chase mitoma and didn't put in a tackle which is the job of a DM>>jogs back to his own box>>finally puts in a slide tackle but lazily and misses the interception which causes the pass to go to mitoma>Gets beaten for pace by an old jap but we can't say anything bad about starboy otherwise we're scousersAHHHHHHHH DON'T TALK ABOUT ARR KOBBIE MANPOO LIKE THAT HE'S WORLD CLASS BRUV WALLAH 0161 MANNY ON DA MAP
>>154086202mainoo got murked by a 5'1 brighton japanese player mate
>>154084506Thank fuck for the club's name and pitch not being owned by the Americans. Club can't be full wound up when they run it fully into the ground.
>>154086165true, the guy's so obsessed he brings them up out of nowhere
>>154086165It is quite weird and obsessive tbf but the potatomonkey doesn't spam in the thread like Dave, doesn't post gay tiktoks like Dave, doesn't spam interracial content like Dave and doesn't reply to himself like Dave. He just obsessively brings up Sandcastle out of nowhere a few times a week, hates them more than his club's biggest rivals
>>154086689if we're being honest, man u are at newcastles level now
>>154086707Hmm well man utd are desperately trying to replace their midfield and full backs with Newcastle's, so I would say they're below Newcastle's level at present.
Liversissy having a melty tonight
