literally who is even watching
>>154068284I'm terrified that we're going to miss out. If we don't go to the World Cup after having to only get one point (and even being ahead) at home against fucking Belarus, then I will kill myself
>>154068378cannot agree more brother
Favorite Czech Streets?
>>154068503prefer Nyhavn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRgc4UTxgtE
>>154068284I'm still livid about Ireland's self collapse so I'm rooting for the Danes today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdFFv4MKKbw
>>154068568Good goy
>>154068284i like the czechŠtybar was a good lad
>>154068284this is probably the easiest matchup of the qualifiers tonight. you're going to win this easy. you're denmark, you can't miss the world cup.
>>154068873the sarcasm is palpable
Isaksen hattrick inbound, I feel it in my bones
I don't feel well in my bones
>I mean who cares if we didn't qualify, we'd probably have boycott it anyway>it's a long and expensive trip to america>games are in the middle of the night anyway so who cares>Trump tried to take Greenland we can't support the World Cup in good faith>wouldn't want to get shot by ICE agents anyway haha>what were we going to eat over there? piss beer and burgers?>FIFA is corrupt anyways>we're more of a handball nation, really>i was gonna watch tour de france instead anyway
>>154069025>wouldn't want to get shot by ICE agents anyway hahabruh I'm half latino with a Spanish last name, that's a genuine threat for me
>>154068780that HAS to stink
>>154069025you forgot >2/3 group matches are in the middle of the night I'm not gonna set my alarm for that shit
>>154069212>low tier German and English clubs and a fucking PSV goalkeeper Denmark should easily win this but they wont
>>154069230stop being such a doomer
>>154069252
>>154068284I'll be watching if the game is entertainingIf Denmark scores 2 goals before half-time, I'll be leaving
INDVANDRERE UD DANSKERE INDGOD KAMP
time to find some dodgy stream because fuck giving money to TV2jews
>>154068284I'd be watching if there was a good fucking STREAM. All adds and no sound and pausing and crashes and goddamn
>having some senior manager of dairy products at the Lidl sing your national anthem
Football expert or slightly annoyed lesbian?
>>154069559>>154069558totalsportek
>Czechs brought an opera singerAh shit nigga’s
>>154069585>This site can’t be reachedwat nou
>>154069598no problems here m8, it's TV2 even, Danish commentary
>>154069598dlstreams . top
WHO DOES NOT JUMP IS NOT CZECH HOP HOP HOP
>>154069598Try footybite maybe
>>154069624what the fuck why can't i enter the sitebullshit
>alexander bahit's over.
>Brian Riemer its over
>>154069647none of their streams are yet live
AHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>154069558>>154069559https://live6.totalsportek.foo/Czech-Republic-vs-Denmark/65664
>one of the streams is just a Friends rerundo i just watch this instead
lol?
>Riemer er overhovedet ikke nervøs>czechbros score inside 3 minutesKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
få høgh ind NU
>>154069705Friends is fucking awful but not as awful as Denmark right now
Strom?
another case of us beating some turdworlder team and getting WAY too cockyclassic
>LITERALLY spend 45 minutes on the pre-game panel talking about czech being famous for their standard situations>LITERALLY ask REIMER live on tv before the match how they prepared for it >they score on a corner immediately
>>154069775Schulz
Šulc was pretty good against us when he came on
Cmon Vikingbro, the fuck are you doing
kovář nice trap
nice save that
czech state tv should be fucking disbanded what the fuck am I paying for a stuttering stream from year 1874?
>>154070095Take your meds pepik
>>154070132Nicely done. God Piere Emil would have hit the fucking international space station if he were to try the same
>>154070132>0 emotion from the goalkeeper, just casually throwing it to the middle line they really don't give a flying fuck
can we stop sucking this badly
>isakshit
>>154070365I literally only know czech republic for one thing
>>154070416Pilsnerand god bless them for creating it
fucking 15 year old local amateur league defending tier
>>154070443
get Mæhle off the fucking fieldfucking fraud
>>154069585>>154069635>>154069701Thanks boys
we dont deserve to win this holy shit
No fucking way ye Danes are losing to the Czechs. I thought us losing hurt but this one is even worse.
>>154070577we SUCK when we dont play at home-85% debuff
>no white boy summer
>>154070662
get EjendomsMæhler and Damsmid off the field holy shit
>>154070662substitue bah
>Isakshit
>>154070721>get Damsmid offand put on who?
Is there any danish beer worth drinking?
>>154070766
>>154070856Tuborg
>>154070855Me.
>>154070904So no.
>>154070856Tuborg Classic
>>154070855no idea but even putting old man Agger on the field again would be better
>>154070938you literally take the ferry to buy it so...
>some bong TV stream>add from something called VIKING thats a highliner cruise shipis this what those libs in burgerland talk about when they talk about "cultural appropriation"
>>154071009Tuborg is sold here but it isn't popular at all. These days it's all about americans IPA and NEIPAs compared to boring lagers. The truth is that europe has fallen behind america in beer innovation.
>>154071072>"america in beer innovation"
>>154071093>america
>>154071072IPA is trash though
>>154071005Agger would just pull a muscle while warming up. Damsgård and Isaksen are our most in-form players right now
SILNÉ ČESKOILNÉČESKO
>>154071072IPAs are for millennial hipsters, they will die out
>>154071161then lets hope Reimer yells at them to get their shit togheter
I would give Camila Martin some Chaloupek haha
Danskjävlar
What do you guys think will be the celebration tomorrow?
>>154071326only swedes are allowed to use this wordapologies
wheelman about done with Bohemian tricks
we're not actually gonna lose this are we
>>154071295Why would you give her a cottage
>>154071449we are, but then again we are a ciclismo nation anyway so its all good
>>154071449This is so fucking embarrassing
>Agger gets subbed in and puts in 3 in the box
other than the free kick they didn't even have a serious chance this is fucking ridiculous
Isaksen getting chewed up kek
yea we aint winning this one
not a sport
>mfw im a danish tv executive who bought the World Cup TV rights from FIFA for several million
>riemer in charge of substituting our shit players
i hate to say it but put ACK-sen on the field
>>154071734>1:0?>ok wait 93' and poomp eet
>>154071798nah lets just do NOTHING instead
>>154071833was about to say the sameFroholdt has had a nightmare game
>>154071774>No money for DBU>No merch sale>No fanzones>No bar showingsIt's actually a pretty big deal when you think about it lol, someone should do the math of total lost revenue for not qualifying
>>154071917totalTV2death
>>1540719172/3 games are in the middle of the night, there aren't gonna be fanzones or bar showings anyway
TOOOOOOR
Well deservedWe truly are the most boring team
whatever I didnt care about this semen slurping game anyway
good thing Czechia is not playing against a sudacas country here or they would have gotten 5 yellows at least
now we just needs old bald man Eriksen to score and we good
I want Denmark to win to make it not look bad for us.
why even bother going to the world cup when we are this shit
>>154072048(we = denmark)
>>154072048because the group is easy
>>154072025im pretty sure i made this, where did you get this
>born in middlefart>gets heart attack
even if we lose, atleast i can take some comfort in knowing that bongoland is losing to Nippon
at half time I felt so empty. Why do I even bother watching, I didn't think I even cared if they won anymore, but there is something magical about seeing that net move when a ball goes in. I stopped watching club football like 2 years ago because I just couldn't care anymore but Denmark still gives me that magic.
>>154072072nothing is easy when you're this shit
>>154072044wouldn't it look better for you if we lost to them as well?
>>154072072from either a footy thread or ciclismo thread
>>154072097woah what the fuck i tried my best why are you posting it then
>>154072139i dont know why he gave you a (you)
>eriksen comes on>instant equalizerapologize
>>154072140>sipsYuup, nothing beats a 1.9 TDI
>>154072157the baldness of his head must give off insane aura
>>154072139that was supposed to be a reply to >>154072069im sorry, friend
>>154072157he makes my heart skip a beat
>>154072155Perfect crosswhich knob wanted DamsGOD off earlier?
>>154072157heartbreaking (for the czech)
>>154072198that was me
>>154072212Bet you don't feel so smart now huh
Would you rather have one big humilation ritual now, or 4 small ones in the summer?
>>154072228well im not a football coach for a good reason kek
https://youtu.be/9kSZ8Uihz0w
>>154072212
>>154072242you think you'd lose to korea and south africa?
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE OLD MAN IN A PROFFESION WHERE MEN DIE YOUNG, I REPEAT
the Shitalian fears the Bosnian Mujahedeen
dreyerGOD
>>154072360proper eastern european opa
>>154072385dont tell me shitaly is losing
>>154072480they were winning but it got tied
>>154072360the literal face on my neighbor when im one day late on trimming the hedge
Knock us out you useless swampdwellers
>extended semen slurping
Højlund should have scored there, damn it
Wtf I thought czech'em were forbidden from attacking in the 2nd half
>billions of danish kids are forced to stay up and watch this garbage
>>154072692>billions must inhale hopium
>>154072692show them ramasjang after and they are asleep in 5 minutes
is this going to go to penalties
This is the only time I'm ever gonna cheer for you Danmark. We need to have all of Scandinavia at the WC
fuck this shit, i'm going to bedgoodnight everyone
if we lose I hope italy loses aswell then that'll take the heat off a bit
>schick out we are going to lose penalties
I think I'm getting AIDS from watching this match. These teams play some of the worst hoofball I've seen in a while.
Why are Danes playing in white when their flag is dominantly red
>>154072999mexican midgets would get killed in this match
>>154072940you wanna make this boomer sad?
>>154072940i was literally thinking this
>>154073042They look 25 max
>>154073036Surprisingly current mexican defense have a decent height. They should be fine I think. In the past we've seriously had Center backs that were like 1.70m or so.
>>154073096maybe for you because you live closer to Chernobyl
this ref needs new glasses
KOM IGEN DANSKEN
>billions of danish kids will be tired and unruly in djurs sommerland tomorrow because of this game
lol
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
AMERICA IS NOT READY FOR CZECH TANKS
Vafan Danmark
CZECHIA CZECHIA CZHECIA
CZESKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>det slut
...no
>own goallel
this second ball is a wide open space for the Czechs AGAIN, the same way they scored the first goal. This is insane, you are a pro level coach and you don't see this problem?
dansken...
CZECH EMCzechia does it
VARAR
HEJA HEJA HEJA CZECHNIA>>154073272>>154073280AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
GREENLAND IS CONCACAF
bod varu
Donnie, Send the nukes now
HOWEVER
Any streams for this Leaf?
Skift disse to ind
>>154073426>a literal pigmannever seen a more pure danish specimen
OH NNONONOONONONONONO
ah so NOW hanging on someone's shirt IS a yellow?
AHAHAHAHAAHA DANSKJÄVLAR
>>154073424ntv dot cx
ref has been paid off by Bohemian olichars
people just HAD to boo belaruse and their anthem at parken, making them spiteful and giving them something to play forwe'd already be qualified if that didn't happen
>these diving cunts going to qualifyFucking sort it out Denmark
>>154073509you deserve the worst humiliation possible
Høgh-sama save us
>>154073545We need these 25 young men for our invasion on Sweden while they are watching footie
>>154073545what can you do against a SHITALY refthe man is rotten to the core
Fucking end us these clowns dont deserve to qualify
I unironically think the Czech team was the less talented of the 4 from the playoff. Please make it to the WC, it's exactly what we need
>>154073424vipbox lc
Lets go denmark
>>154073602They are pure diving cancer
Cmon Denmark dont fuck this up we need Scandi at the WC
>>154073633im sorry swedebros.....it looks liek you and norgay will have to go on without us
højbjerg is so fucking shit
WHAT A HEADER
>>154073677not a real name
OH SHIT
BODOEE BODOE BODOE BODOE BODOE
uh oh
>>154073674NOT SO FAST MADS
>>154073703What do you mean, tall mountain makes sense in Denmark
JAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOH
>czechiayou fucking idiots
OH NO NONONONONO
NOT SO FAST
>Going to benaldies
pleasenotpenaltiespleasenotpenaltiespleasenotpenaltiespleasenotpenaltiespleasenotpenaltiespleasenotpenalties
White boy summer status?
There won't be a cow milked in Denmark for a week
>>154073786how the heck did that ball go toward goal?
>>154073786thanks bro
I am going to Dansko to milk some cows
>>154073807dios mio
>>154073814bro im milking it tonight to some czech casting if we make it
>>154073814I really want to milk a Danish cow, if you catch my drift
>>154073807BELIEVE IT
>swedes make it>denmark doesn'tThis would be their hiroshima. I don't think they would ever recover. Football isn't even sweden's #1 sport.
>>154073872>finnish flagsomeone post the meme
>>154073872they can make it
>>154073866For me, it's Katerina Hartlova
>>154073674nice jinx
>>154073872It would be bad but it has happened before. The ultimate hiroshima/nagasaki is Norway is qualified too
Do people really take this seriously?
>>154073930>the ghost of manchester
if we win this I am going to masturbate
we are going to choke this penalties so badly i can just feel itwe SUCK at penalties
>>154073982Everyone here was depressed on Thursday
Denmark YES
BENULDIES :DDDD
>>154074003you were going to do that anyway
I'm so fucking glad fatsper is not here
If we lose this I am going to masturbate
>this goes to penalty kicks while I'm stuck watching the shit that is Bosnia vs Italy
>>154074029celtic fan herehe’s woeful lately we had to get sinisalo the finn in goals
more penalties to come jamaica congo is on
Put Shitck back in
>>154074028true
I believe
>>154074049>celtic fan here
i can't watch thisi might shit me pants
If we somehow fraud our way into this the most fraudulent way possible
>Beethoven's 5th starts to playkino
>>154074022Met lot of your countrymen in Prague
CAM ON DENMARK
>>154074067IF WE CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU
>>154074082era
kom igen då dansken för i helvete
OH NO NO NO
>>154073872it's most popular sport here, retard finn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
anyone do a nigga a favour and link a mobile stream for benuldies?
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>kicking balls for living
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH HOJLUND CHOKED
GOYLUUUUND!!!
IS IT GONNA BE A WHITE BOY SUMMER OR NOT MY CHANCES OF BAGGING SOME TIPSY CUTIE IN A RED AND WHITE JERSEY THIS SUMMER HIGHLY DEPENDS ON THIS
LFMAO
gud tænk engang at man kan få så mange milioner om måneden og være så lort kek
KEK at the way he yelled as he kicked the ball
>>154074169vipbox lc
>>154074177Danish birthrate -0.1
camon czechia
Souczech
DANEBROS ITS SLUT
>Missing WC because of Söylund
OH NO NO HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jesus christ what a disaster
its joever
Danmark //_-
see you at the world cup, preben
HAHAHA THE RETARDED DANE
>zoomer captain
AAAAAAAAHHAHAHAWE SUCK SO BAD AT PENALTIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KOVARRR
Fiasko
>tailor
sweden a team thats probably among the worst in the world cup (even counting the semi amateurs) will be in the world cup while denmark and kosovo wont....
yikes
>"Vi har trænet straffespark"So that was a lie
Krejci always looks depressed
>>154074312yeah that's just how we as protagonists roll.
OMG HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>>154074177F
kWAB
LMAO
Krejci looked like he was about to cry before the pen
>danish penaltytaking
KWAB
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
CLOWN COUNTRY CLOWN COUNTRY
FIRE THE ENTIRE TEAM HOLY SHITIMAGINE MAKING SO MUCH MONEY AND NOT BEING ABLE TO SCORE ON PENALTIES MY GOD
OH NONONONONONO
>>154074312us scotchads memed our way into this world cup and will be finishing with 1 singular point (a 0-0 draw against haiti)
Jeg tror ikke denne sædslurpende sport er for mig
Holy fucking shit
>KWABMARK
HAHAHA DANEKEKS
Hahaha SKITMARK
i didn't want to play in burgerland anyway
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
KWABWAK
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING HAHAHHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Yay! Now I get to enjoy summer without being pestered by soccerbrains. Gratz Czechs
>>154074349not being able to score is 1 thing, not being able to keep it between the fucking bars is ridiculous
THANK GOD WE HAVE JONAS TO SAVE USFUCK WORLD CUP ITS GIRO TIME BOIS
>>154074374You would've played in Mexico kek
Greenland. Hand it over.
Tillykke dansker
>even norway managed to qualifyBARE KNULE OP MIN LORT MAND
karma for no prostata
>>154074398jej
>DenmarkEven we did better against the Czechs on penalties.
Holy shit lmao
>>154074398
danebros?
we have never recovered from penalties after Croatia PTSDsince then we have been SO FUCK BAD at them its not even funny
>>154074359scotland doesnt have swedens roster though
>>154069025>>154069025>>154069025pick your pick gentlemen
She won
>>154074497Sleep well mand
>>154074495its okayatleast we still have ciclismo
>>154068284Farewell Eriksen :(
>>154074497>its not even funnyThat's a lie
>>154074501yeah we’re as bad if not worse
>>154069169Half Brazilian?
>>154074020You cursed yourself Danish. That's ok, you made the few WCs IIRC and were largely unimpressive minus the overtime loss to Croatia back in 2018. Let the Czech bros have their chance. They haven't had a shot in 20 years. Fair?
Honestly a relief.Now i don't have to pretend to care about footie all summer whenever some fat boomer is reminiscing about '98.
BUT ATLEAST ITALY IS ALSO LOSING SO ITS OKAY WE HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO LAUGH AT
>>154069025>i was gonna watch tour de france instead anyway
Kwaboty
>>154068780
>>154074667hello bertacekwell played, gg
>>154074530not a sport
We lost in a long run
thank FUCK shitaly also lost
>>154074735cheers
>>154074845
>Denmark fields 1 half-nigger>LosesThank you god
can norway and sweden save the master race?
>>154074589Även om han fuckade mitt HIF så älskar jag detta så enormt!
>>154074747more of a sport than this sissie divegrass ball game
>>154074916>literally 25 years of winners scrapped left and right because of cheating not a sport
>Having to listen to David "I've been fired from like 15 clubs" Nielsen ranting about the NT for 15 minutes now
>>154074966if football was as honest about doping as cycling then Italy and Spain would loose EVERYTHINGmaybe France a title or two too
>>154075029>ever watching pre-match or post-match dribble I shut the match off as soon as they blow the whistle. I don't give a fuck what Kenneth Perez, Peter Schmeichel or the fucking pope thinks about the match
>>154072360I TOLD YOU SO, BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN
>>154074589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klAlXONjK5M
>>154075241Riemer is retarded, literally any bald fraud, boomer, or 18 year old with an ipad can beat this team with his inability to see blatant faults in his tactic
feel bad for Høgh, he was on for only 15 mins and pulled a goal out of a hatshould've started probably
>>154075277>Milosevic>Guidetti sure sounds Swedish
I don't watch this gay sport at all but how is it even possible to be *BAD* at penalty kicking? The goals are massive and you have allegedly done nothing but practice kicking that ball for most of your life. How can you fail something so basic?I don't watch basketball either but I know 99% of those motherfuckers can hit three-pointers with 0 thought put into the action of throwing the basketball. Shaq was an anomaly.
>>154075277denmark humiliated again
>>154075418a penalty is a mental situation, not a physical situation. There are 20 thousand people screaming, millions watching at home, the pressure of going to the world cup etc. That's why you can't really practice penalties because it does not have the same feeling in training. Even goalkeepers admit that it's a total crapshoot. They can't train for penalties either. Peter Schmeichel himself said about the EM1992 semi-final against the Netherlands: I decided to go left twice and right 3 times, I didn't even look who took the shot.
>>154075602There are 0 excuses, some of these alleged professionals even have the fucking audacity to literally MISS the massive fucking goal they're standing in front of. At that point, you might as well be substituted for a drunk boomer watching the game at his local pub, who hasn't touched a football in 35+ years.Pro football players are hired on their theater-acting skills first (diving), kicking the ball good is entirely secondary.
Fucking Belaruse.
>>154075277>ba ba ba ba ba bird bird is the wordim gonna learn swedish
>>154080522Do it. Don't just say it. Actually do it.
We didn't want to join the pedo world cup anyway
>>154082217das rite
QRD on the matchDidn't watch it
>>154083706She would've been even more unpopular if the trump stuff never happened though, also her resigning is fake news.
I was banned during the whole match because I posted my gf taking shit few days before
>>154087884>Not posting fresh shitI support the ban
