KICK OFF IN 1 BONGEngland: Pickford, White, Konsa, Guehi, O'Reilly, Anderson, Mainoo, Palmer, Rogers, Foden, Gordon.>Subs: Trafford, Steele, Henderson, Maguire, Bellingham, Rashford, Burn, Solanke, Barnes, Bowen, Garner, Spence, Livramento, HallJapan: Z. Suzuki, J. Ito, Watanabe, Taniguchi, Nakamura, Sano, Kamada, Doan, Mitoma, H. Ito, Ueda>Subs: Hayakawa, Osaka, Sugawara, Seko, Fujita, Y. Suzuki, Machino, Maeda, Hashioka, Tanaka, Ogawa, J. Suzuki.
I want to creampie a Japanese girl
What's this gay lineup
i never watched anime
go japan!
Anime is fucking shit
>>154068991His name is Antony Gordon actually
Inevitable
the best meeting of teams!!
>>154068935
I bought snacks and foodsYou'd also better do desu
Im gonna watch the shitaly match but gl and hf bros
>Watching this slopFool me once...
>>154069200hi friend!
Good luck, Japan!
supporting Japan desu
>>154069247Thank you for informing us mate, appreciate that
>>154069164Not so fast
Translators note : "desu ne" means innit.
>>154069314B+ team
>Gordon Striker>Frodo_Looking_Confused.jpg
>>154069314>Suzuki
>>154069299same
>>154069328last chance saloon for foden
>>154069341How have you not heard of Zion Suzuki?
where is the Scotland thread
>>154069090Anime website, newfag
>>154069314>>154069325>japanese journalists say this is japan's best ever teamHmm.
Reminder that this is a Japanese website so you are obligated to support Japan
>>154069358Hasn't been an anime website since about 2005 you paedophile freak. Gb2 anontalk.
the Anri Okita derby
>>154069337>Guehi (c)Why? Pickford has been there longer, so has Foden.
>>154069361>No Wataru (Liverpool)>No Minamino (ex-Liverpool)>No KuboB+ at least
>>154069364Delicious tummy needs to be filled with my babies.
>>154069299>>154069345>>154069380Nakadashi!
>>154069380YAMETEEEEE >_<#
WMAF>>154069375my wife
>japan have won 6 out of the last 7 games against european opposition
Nothing more grim than people thinking Japan is all JAV/anime girls. Actually go there. Being 6'4 in Japan is hell because you get loads of Japanese Sakura's wanting to talk to you and all they say is broken English of 'You so tall/big/large' replace as applicable. Like every nation, there are not attractive people and attractive people, Japan isn't like your Japanese animes or AVs and or models.
>>154068935lets go japan
>>154069364>Reminder that she is single at 30+
>>154068935>Palmer, Rogers, Foden, Gordonthe fuck is this for an attack?
>>154068935>Japan
>>154069364Love Katerina
>>154069423How would you handle it if this was your son?
>>154069446always
official watchalonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzkEhprvy_w
>>154069443The "We're fucked with Kane" formation.
>>154069450How would you handle it if she was your daughter?
>>154069435>Reminder that she is single at 30+She has a dog.
Under 21's are getting HEEMED by Moldova U21s
>>154069435Who?
>>154069461Woke shite. Bring back strikers I say.Shearer, Fowler, Wrighty, Sir Les. Bring them back.
>>154069435She's a Gooner too, a sad state of affairs.
I literally fell asleep during the last game, PLEASE can this game be less boring?
real watchalonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ip5jFLud0
>>154069457>it's 3:38am in JapanDedicated NEET.
>>154069483>She's a GoonerThis word has too many meanings now, I know what you meant but part of by brain went>Does he mean she's a nympho?
>>154069457trannies like football now?
>>154069488Could just be a depressed salaryman
>>154069374Go back
>>154069284hi
>>154069471What does she see in him?
Harro everyone, hoping for a rearry good gameu
>>154069499Yes the original meaning.
>>154069457based. i thought it was only the argie that liked this girl
Currently playing my FM26 Arsenal Women game. I basically can't lose.
poop song
>>154069526Wait...you're not Japanese
slurper incoming
good song
>>154069531>Single at 30What a fucking waste. What is she waiting for?
there's something different about that goalkeeper...
Got my semen and I'm ready to slurp
Jordan Pickford has not conceded an England goal since tuchel took over.He was beaten twice by Greece forward Vangelis Pavlidis in a tricky evening for interim head coach Lee Carsley, with the 2-1 defeat - and questionable team selection - leaving Pickford exposed throughout and effectively ruling Carsley out of taking the job full-time.
Facking swear down you dare not save that king I'll facking glass you cant.
>>154069521You know what.
>>154069532Fucking hell, source?
Genuinely think Palmer doesn't know the words to the anthem
br*ts will lose bigly, Nippon numbah one
>>154069563>What is she waiting for?Me.
starrrt
Two beautiful anthems
>Japan>black goalkeepernever thought i'd see the day
>>154069563>What is she waiting for?Me
This is a young team from England
No one wants to sing about some diddy blud ahh "king"
Nah fackin swear down on me mam yeah, dare try to not save that king I'll fackin knock you aaaaaht
>>154069573Pickford is very good for England, and generally consistent for Everton.
CAM ON INGURLUN
>no striker meme
>>154069611Niggasan
Mitoma's head is starting to peel off
Full strength JapanLiterally ngub-whos + Pickford for England
Japan are 2 labour politicians away from having a 80% wog team
Is England not kneeling anymore? Has racism been solved??
>Pee DickSonIs there any commentators that are actually tolerable?
>>154069631horse wife!
日本ファイト
When will Mason Greenwood be forgiven and given a place in the Engerland setup?
What even is our full strength line up for the world cup? I don't even know anymore beyond Pickford and Kane and probably Rice
>>154069638The ginger man marches on.
>White not being booedWembley gone woke
>>154069644sir rashford went to catalonia and solved it
LETS GO DAIGO
Why do all African teams seem like they're playing at home in Europe?
i wish japan was real
>>154069671He's the only one who scored in the last shit game.
>>154069295Cornwall mentioned!
>>154069644All thanks to rKeir lord of arsenal protector of the wogs
>>154069638>>154069651>>154069675>>154069677Japanese women were made for sex (with me)
Japan are going to get exposed here
>>154069714
>>154069722Imagine licking cum out of that pussy
>>154069722>Woman hits the wall
>>154069722God i wish women were real
First team to actually attack against England and we turn into a league 2 team
Sam Matterface pisses me off>is bang average in every way>isn't particularly interesting, insightful, witty, doesn't even have a good 'commentator voice'>got to bang prime Natalie Sawyer while working at Sky>is now on the ITV Sports gravy train as their main commentator, probably earning millions a year for very little work
>>154069671But I thought woke was another word for anti-White
>>154069726We don't sign our posts here
anyways who /ohtani/ here
Why does O'Reilly look so ridiculous with his miniature shorts?
Should have worn this cross-over kit they've done recently.
>>154069743LIKE CLOCKWORKshan't be watching the match just posting anime girls and wanking off with some light video game in the background
>>154069722Imagine sniffing the farts out of her arse
>>154069744These days you get a top job in the media just for being inoffensive and keeping your nose clean.
>>154069744strong agree
>>154069754kinoshould be our away kit
That's it. If I see her I'm asking her out
>>154069762Based, me too. Hoping to see some slags and some brave lads posting porn for us
>>154069754bit racist mate :/
Bonnie blue has done more for England than Kier Starmer
>>154069754God imagine the "bUt sT gEoRgE wAs TuRkIsH LOL!!!" spam from midwits.
>>154069777i hate look north like you wouldnt believe. its just 99 percent 'whats going on in newcastle'
>>154069777*looks north*now what?
>>154069744I will never ever forget one time Bellingham took a shot in his early England career and it went into row Z and Matterface said>HE DID EVERYTHING RIGHTAnd Dixon went>He didn't even hit the targetOr something like that.
>>154069786Sir Rashford loves it.
>>154069796Kier has fucked more of us
Completely forgot we're playing lel. On me holidays
>>154069796What about Kaya Scodelario
>>154069814alright, its based now
>>154069750I'm Ohtani
Why is Fodingz playing?
>>154069777Katerina is as cute as a button.
>>154069807If you're in the North East maybeMy Look North is Yorkshire only
>>154069777>trips That's a good omen
>Phil 'Balloon D'Or Elect' Foden>Can't do a 5 yard pass with the right amount of weight on itLmao
>>154069777That's not the real Look North
Lee Dixon hitting the nail on the head "England need to sharpen up" completely spot on. You can't buy insight like that.
>>154069807>>154069839She does the south-east weather too, just this morning I saw her on the local BBC breakfast.
England is nothing without 'arry Kane
when was the last time englel played nipon? like 1977?
Cole Palmer looks too wiry and physically awkward to be a footballer
>>154069833Ohayou Ohtani-sama!
>>154069856Keely always gor tights on the little tart
>>154069871he's literally meeven got a bit of weird foren ancestry too
I'm Japanese-Brazilian
>>154069867Umbro Cup mate. David Platt penalty to win it.
bald fraud status?
>>154069866if he gets injured we're fucked. not only is he by far our best player, he's in the form of his life atm
>>15406986730 May 2010, England won 2-1. Before that it was 01 Jun 2004, a 1-1 draw. Before that, 03 Jun 1995, 2-1 win for England.
>>154069894I kneel
>>154069871He put all his stats into football. He's got no other choice
>>154069894I'm sorry
>>154069894t. lyoto machida
>>154069908>that means it will be 1-1 this timeshiiiiit
>>154069894Based Lyoto Machida
my oshi go japan
>scotland losing to african ireland
why is the japanese keeper black?
>>154069939Mental
>>154069950hes okinawan
>>154069950they're pretty dark in the south
>>154069939England carries the UK so hard
>>154069950We don't know. Enquiries have been made but Japan have declined to comment.
>>154069950Hes half american
>>154069986MUTTED
>>154069950Well, when a man and a woman really love eachother...
>Poordon
Somehow his skin didn't lighten at all.
>>154069997Go on
>Poodon>Pooden
>>154069970Can't remember what Scotland's group was exactly (i think they might have Japan in theirs) but im hoping for another 5COT1AND bloodbath again
>>154070017the woman sticks her futa cock in the mans anus
Italy are finally qualifying for a World Cup, lads!
What does foden actually do?
>>154069950Never seen a black Japanese before?
Only just realised the niglet in the middle is Mainpoobag, is Poochel so smallbrain he's fallen for the Mainpoobag meme?
>>154069894based Thiago Furukawa Lucas
>>154069996Kek his first name is Zion, jap woman got BLACKED and abandoned by the nig who fucked her.
>>154070048Hoovers the entire dressing room, if you catch my drift
>>154070052Mainoo is good lah.
>>154070039>tfw they end up knocking england out
>>154069675
>>154070052its the B teamwhoever doesnt perform today doesnt make the squad
Seriously how did his skin not lighten at all.Was his father Ghana's answer to Purple Aki?
>>154069925>>154069934do people count lyoto machida as the first japanese ufc champion?what about sakuraba?
>>154070078holy jestermax
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING PASSING HOLY SHIT
>>154070082(((Zion)))
>run forward>stop>foot on ball>pass back to CB>knock ball forward>foot on ball>pass back to wing back>knock ball forward>foot on ball>pass back to GKWow it's like Garref never left.
>>154070098sakurabas mom wasnt a Brazilian woman who got NIPPONED
>>154070143somethings wrong with that cat
Statpadding passes in a friendly
>>154070151its worse imo
aaaand we've reverted to passing the ball sideways and backwards again
ANIMEBROS, WE DID IT!
mi!!!!to!!!ma!!!!!
>>154070143stop posting webms of me thank you
>englel
Watching on "rusport"full of QR codes, donation links and betting ads on stream but actually quite prefer it
Awful.
MITOMAAAAAGLORIOUS NIPPON!
Business idea: play football like that
It only happened because we're on an anime website
Christ Engerland are shite
NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI NIPPON BANZAI
ANIME
Lmaooooooooo
LMFAO HOLY SHITWE'RE FUCKING FINISHED
GOAL!!! BANZAI!!!
>>154070164and would you look at that, we're 1-0 down
the pom fears the samurai
>bongs
>Sizzling Hot PalmerInto the bin it goes
LmaoooooooThis is so fucking GRIM. How are are England THIS bad? Palmer is so fucking shit. Mainoo doesn't do anything.
>>154070188Don't worry, the manager is just hiding our power level so we can win the World Cup
Today, i am Russian
GANBATTE NIHON
>water breakI thought that was only happening in friendlies here
Can we now try and attack pls?
Anime wonAnime won Anime won
>BANZAI
>>154070199I just finished in my pants. Whomstdve is this?
In retrospect, jedward were right.
>drinks break>in march>in england
>Drinks break on a March eveningWhat nonsense is this
THE BONG FEAR THE SAMURAI
Mainoo wasn't anywhere near that. What was he doing.
RAMADAN POWER ACTIVATE
oisu!
Is there anyone this shit English team can beat?
You CANNOT have three black defenders and expect not to concede. You CANNOT do this. You NEED the big slab hazza maguazza in there.
>>154070239why do japanese do this disturbing shit? what is it even meant to be?
>>154070243>>154070238its conditioning people for commercial break stoppages in football
Cole Palmer is genuinely rubbish, why does he play
>dispray status: shamefur
>losing to thisDo angloids really?
>O'ShitlyLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154070266Tottenham
>>154070273Fuck off with this AI garbage cunt
thread on a Japanese imageboard about this same match https://girlschannel.net/topics/6085719/
The only player with IQ in that backline is Ben White, this cannot be England's lineup unless they want a ro16 exit.
I'VE SEEN ENOUGHCOLONISE AREA 11 NOW
>Go to make a cuppa and miss the goalLike fucking clockwork I swear
>>154070252He's utter dogshit. Does cute little dribbles that amount to nothing but look nice in compilations. Total nothing player.
>>154070273BWC magnet
Can on Nippon
>>154070272It's it a hello kitty creature
I LOVE ENGLAND AND JAPAN!!
>>154070273Perfect. You WILL watch the commercials this summer.
>>154070305This is maybe England's C team, with a bit of B.
>>154070318#we'refuckingshit#itsover#cutecurrenchan
>>154070304is there a 2chan thread
>>154070318I love anime!
>>154070318corr bum cleavage
>>154070315why on earth would a grown man dress as something from hello kitty?
is it our fault or not
English women will have a tough night tonight...
>>154070304>theyre all tranniesgrimaldo
>>154070336idk
>>154070335As soon as England lost possession you thought yeah, this is gonna be a goal.
englel bros...
>senior team losing to Japan>under 21's drawing to Moldova (who don't even have names on their shirts)what is our FA doing??
>>154070335Mainoo is used to casemiro and ugarte murdering everyone for him
>>154070347this shit manager is playing an all-twink front 4
>>154070335They outplayed those negros kek
Had to go 1 goal down to make us actually try
at least we're saved from slurpball
>>154070318>>154070338Good posts
>England already losing Wtf
>>154070348They'll be fucked in the summer, they may want to get out ASAP
>>154070369conserving energy... trying to keep arsenal players out of the injury risk equation
>>154070369forcing blacks into all NT lineups
>>154070348They facking will. The missus is praying now but nothing will save her when the final whistle blows.
>this match
Sanoshit what the fuck
Japan has a black gk lol
has foden touched the ball yet
>Sanotaverygoodshot
>>154070424No but he's done some very zesty sprinting to close down nothing.
>>154070354Nice Pits
Left a pack of tendies on Janny's desk and now I'm his favourite :3
>>154070335berutifuru
>>154070402tell me right now why our international team wouldn't do so much better if we had all white players and became a gritty passion merchant team instead, at least the country would actually root for it more
Me on the left
Is Japan a counter attack team?
>England
>>154070446*spurt* *spurt* *spurt* nnngggg huuuuh yeah
England are fucking terrible. They are trying to play as if they're man city. Get the fucking ball in the net. Passing around like a pack of cunts whilst a goal down. Jesus christ.
this anderson kid is pretty good
>>154070473Fat nigga
>>154070479cant wait to see how man utd or chelsea ruin him
>>154070455No but we do so because the opponent is England
>Good save from GKHe didn't touch it, retard.
what are some japanese x british couples in anime or japanese video games?is that artoria pendragon from the anime with fable heroes one with the female representation of arthur in relationship with a jap?
Racists BTFO
>>154070473Absolute unit
>>154070446Torn on whether I would marry this whore or not. Technically she hasn't fucked anyone on cam
>>154070466Hello Harry redknapp fantastic analysis there Just get the ball in the fackin net
>>154070323>You get soccer as a sport you have to take seriously >We get advert breaks and the sport being played entirely by blacks
>>154070455No they usually do suprise attacks.
>>154070492
>>154070506Alright okita, the most beautiful woman ever to be born in Birmingham
>>154070495Why? The lineup hasn't played together before lol.
>>154070410She wanted to go to her mum's tonight. Not happening. Saw through her attempt and forbade it. Doors locked, windows locked, and currently awaiting judgement.
luh mao
>>154070479can't wait to see how poocastle/tottenham ruin him
Palmer is genuinely shite. Carragher said he was the best player in the prem lmao
When does JJK get good?
>>154070536Good man. Have the plan ahead with these things. Get your knuckles taped and all.
>>154070506Cammy is my wife.
>>154070516Throw shit at the wall instead of passing it to the goal line. Every build up is at least 5 minutes. It's a waste of time. Anyone who doesn't make a forward pass, their first born is given to Epstein. Simple as. No excuses.
Genuinely fucked if Kane isn't fit. He would've scored that cross from Reilly.
>>154070542You had one shot on target against our C team and it was a penalty. Calm down.
Tbe Kane glazing needs to stop desu
>>154070567de'lap will save us
>>154070552when the alt tgirl appears
>>154070563very cute
Isn't EPL supposed to be the best league in the world? Why does the best english striker not play there then?
FOOTBALLERU'S COMING HOME
>>154070569I ain't losing now, am I?
we won't be going to the world cup with two black CB's right? this can't end well
>"mainoo only ever sidepasses!!">tries forward pass>jobber teammates can't do anything with it
>>154070572he should've gone to a top flight team that would've used him as their 1st choice striker.
this team is going out in the round of 16 to fucking denmark or some other irrelevant country like that
>>154070588UNPROTECTED SEX WITH THE SKINNY ALCOHOLIC GIRL
>>154070585Premier league is overrated slop
>>154070608You don't wanna see another three monk- I mean lions incident?
>>154070155does that mean sakuraba is ufc's first japanese champion?
>>154070615denmark aren't qualifying
Blows my mind that we’ve got zesty midget in a striker role rather than Solanke or Watkins come on
>>154070585He does, he plays for Brighton
>>154070335Golazo
No Rice no party.
>>154070585Because he played for Spurs and the owner (jew) would only let him leave to a foreign club.
>>154070607People that buy this deserve sterilisation and people that sell this deserve death
>just turned on the telly and saw England losing to JapanWHY THE FUCK ARE WE LOSING!!!!!!!
>>154070585He does, he plays for Brighton. I'm of course referring to THAT. PERSON. Welbs.
>>154070619>>154070585crazy how much you lads read into a friendly game in the middle of a season
>>154070585No, that's the Championship
I like that Japan Away kit. Shame its costly
>>154070646Because japan scored
>>154070646Scored less goals
>>154070642Someone's jelly he can't afford the gold steak
English players who would be better at #9 than Foden>Welbeck>Watkins>Delap (I know)
>>154070646mainly to do with us being shit
fuck
>>154070656It's very accomodating towards me and my fellow LGBT chums!
>>154070348>Mrs looked my way after the Mitoma goal>"It's only a game anon">"I don't know what you get so worked up about">"Well, I think they're trying their best"Sometimes I think she likes getting battered wall to wall
>>154070646idk too busy wanking
>>154070646Nippon strong
Don't care if a bunch of players aren't in the team. This is tragic. JAPAN. Fucking JAPAN. Bunch of dorky skinny little spastics. Should be easy as fuck. The teams these england players are at are the best in the world.
Brishit is about to cry lmaoooooooooooooooo
Italy got a player sent off lads.
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING!!? SCORE SOMR GOALS
>>154070652>he thinks England's A team will just click together despite not playing together at all and will have no chemistry
Missing King Wokegate 2bh
>Mainoo
>>154070585>"elite" Bundesliga players flop in the PL>r arry from spuds instantly dominates the Bundes It's a mystery
Granddad keeps asking why we have Nigerians playing for us
Engerland will struggle to get out of the Group Stage at the World Cup
>>154070646They aren't scorin fackin goals.
>shitaly down to 10 menuh oh
>>154070656Shall be getting it>>154070693It literally has nothing to do with LGBT you mentally ill troon
>>154070678>slabheadLiterally
>doesn't know about hiding your power level before a big tournament
>>154070716Just so you know, if we do lose you're getting nuked again. None of this pitiful 2 lickle ickle bombs. Your nation is getting sunk. No more japan. Little pedophile nation.
>>154070751has he been in a coma since like 1990
>mainoo unironically England's best midfielder in this game
Had a bowl of fruit and fibre for breakfast and now I literally can't stop farting
>>154070775Holy cope
>>154070775The past two world cup winners did nothing to hide their power level before the world cup and still won it
>>154070792how grim
>>154070607cannot fathom the kind of person who goes to these places
I DON'T KNOW, ADD MORE NGUBUS ON OUR TEAM. WTF FOOTBALL IS OUR SPORT.
>>154070799Bottle it into jars and send it to the japanese embassy.
>Blazing Palmer
>engLELand
dr congo or jamaica later?
We play against Belgium later today
Nippon be finally cracking in FIFA ranking top 10 after this?
>>154070792and he can only get better with age
>>154070845What doctorate does Congo have anyway?
>>154070824The same sort of people who have tiktok accounts.
>>154070811>toot and fibre
>>154070646Its a friendly who cares? Good time for the german fraud to try random things
>>154070792Should've brought Jack Hinshelwood in desu. Better than most of these overpaid shitters and would actually care about being there.
>>154070845dr congo because jamaica seem to constantly underperform despite having a decent squad
What's his endgame?
.
>>154070845Are you Jamaican me make a choice? Haha. Nah but seriously though neither
>>154070918Germans are so autistic
LGTSS
>>154070918Looks like he has terminal cancer desu.
haha yeah they're just sandbagging before the world cup lads. yeah that'll be it
woooordsdont come easyyyy.I love that song
>>154070845Jamaica because blade in the squad
>statpad against micronation/shitholes for 1-2 years>play friendly / nations league>get beaten fair and square by any half decent cohesive team after luckshitting through a few previous rounds>change nothing before the next big tournament>statpad against micronations/shitholes>get beaten fair and square by any half decent cohesive team after luckshitting through a few previous roundsthe cycle will never be broken
>>154070799Culo que rezonga pide poronga.
>>154070940>tfw she'll never get those bazongas out
Score. Some. Fackin. Goals.
>>154070981It's not gay to want to bang this dude
>>154070816Argentina hid theirs right up until the award ceremony, retard
>>154071000Well its not straight either
>>154070981all memes aside whats it like fucking a dude in the ass?
>>154070981My cum in this boys asshole RIGHT NOW
>>154071000Trips of truth. Damn trannies are hot.
>>154071026pooey
england would have won the world cup by now if they were passion merchant gritty fackin animals who was die for the fuckin shirt instead of overpaid divas and ngubus, change my bloody mind.
>>154070996feel like pure shit, just want them both back
>>154070981name.
>>154071026Try putting a finger up ur arse and find out.
>>154070981men looks like this ???
England is struggling because they're trying to play like a Premier League team. HOWEVER, you can play that way with a manlet as striker.
>>154071000>>154071019>>154071026>>154071031>>154071032>>154071046>>154071053
>>154070985That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average- sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat that much in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>>154071036all true
>>154071036everyone does have bad teeth though, its just the natural result of the post industrial post war goy poverty experiment
>>154071062give me a name right fucking now
>>154070981WOOOOUUUULLLLD
>>154071062He still smells like a guy, don't be fooled
>>154070985How does this not kill them? Wouldn't that amount of fat, salt, and sugar put your heart under stress.
>>154071026I unironically spent an entire summer hooking up with a femboy that I meet at a pride parade. Sex was honestly great and I have never came so hard from a blow job before. Recommend it only if the trap is very convincing.
>>154071062i genuinely dont care cake is cake even with a candle on it best believe im devouring that cute thing
>>154071074nolibunz
>>154071080nah thats just the smell of my cum in his ass
>>154070985at that point they should just serve him in a trough
japs better actually deliver us kino in the WC.
>>154071089salt being bad for you is a meme desu
>>154071062Would
>>154071070is he ok?
>>154071062I need a name, s(he) is beautiful.
>>154071092>Pride parade
>>154070981who is this hot young lad?
>>154071098>nolibunzsankyu sankyu
Can we stop trying to squeeze Foden into the England team?
>>154071049>in a hotel with me bird Sunday night >licking her out >she's proper sloppy, dripping like a fucked fridge >decide to finger her arse while on the gobble>she's rolling about making a noise>fit and spasm>afterwards she's chilled out a bit > she goes "anon, was hoping you'd fuck it not finger it. Oh well, moments gone"Fuming
>>154071134this but also palmer
>>154070981>>154070985>>154071062peak male performance>>154071036disgusting weeb
>trannyspam
>>154071120Yea i went out of pure curiosity, I didn't expect actually meeting someone at all.
>>154071160>Yea i went out of pure curiosity
>>154071156saar posting was fun wonder what equivelant we will have the this years world cup
>>154071111No, he's 5'5
>>154071165Disgusting, I rather fuck a trans.
>>154071165That final was so shit
>>154071165shouldermogs me
>>154071149Anime website
Games done, Japan aren't a bad team and will just shut up shop now, this useless bunch of donkeys won't be able to penetrate their defense.
>>154071165WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK
>>154071160did you figure out if you're gay or not? Also how feminine was the femboy
>>154071160>Pure (bi)curiosity
>>154071165>no cockno thanks
>tv advert with ai voiceovergrim grim GRIM
>>154071205penetrated ur mums defence last night you toff cunt
Man, if my national team lost to Japan I would kill myself.
>>154071204
>>154071182>brazilia womanMe gusta
>>154071233we're both getting knocked out in the quarter finals as usual who cares
>>154071233You texting from the beyond?
>>154071190WW3 arrowposting
>>154071026I've boned many a tranny in my time, the head's on another level compared to regular women but putting in the bum isn't quite as nice
>>154071249>woman
>>154071216Femboy was very feminine, I mean aside from the slightly broad shoulders it was very convincing. Im not gay, it was just a one time fling for me.
>>154071246Don't care, it's an anime website
>>154071233>>154071254Honestly, that Japan upset was kino. Going from 0-2 to 3-2 to Brazil of all teams was über kino.
>>154071268Angela is a woman
>>154071272I’m not gay I just fuck men too
>>154071190Obeseposting
>>154071233nonsense. if we lost to them that just means they're WC contenders. same goes for france, bolivia and croatia.
>>154071285you know what there's potential here
One word for this: turgid
>>154071272>went to a pride parade>hooked up with a man>came inside a man>"Im not gay"
*climbs to the top of the thread*
>>154071277like sayuri yea
>>154071297This is my culture
>>154071296I already said it was a one time fling for me, ive fucked plenty of women and fucked only women since then
>>154071265Do they look/feel as girly irl?
>>154071325noyou can hide the bone structure with pictures
>>154071334That's the only thing putting me off. I feel like it's something hot in my head, but not in the flesh
>>154071252We are not in the same situation. You niggas have the best n9 in the world(Kane) and the best midfielder right now (Cole Palmer). We have the ghost of Vini Jr and Raphinha, the ghoul. You niggas should reach the semi-finals at least.
>>154071325Not as girly but since it's a guy they know how to please a cock
>Tfw this world cup will be my 5th world cup on this shithole of a websiteand you?
>>154071319One drop rule.
2024 was so long ago already engbrehs
>>1540713633rdits kino
>>154071363>tfw its been in this shithole since 2009Same brother, same.
>o'rly
>>154071363I was here for 2010 and it was kino, don't remember watching the world cup before that here.
>>154071325Sometimes you wouldn't even know, sometimes it's like shagging a very feminine bloke but any hole's a goal fella. You can normally tell by the pictures, if they're angle frauding good chance it's a bloke in a wig
How is Yasuke doing?
>>154071325I've gotten head from a sissy and you can instantly tell when they lean in front of you, you get a whiff of male BO which breaks the illusion. Did it out of curiousity and my dick got flaccid immediately had to pretend I had some mates waiting for me outside and legged it, had to confirm it as you can understand nothing gay about it
>>154071363Same. 2010 was kino AF (no cap)
>>154071363I started posting here just before London 2012, so it'll be by 4th.
>>1540713631st one here for me was the vuvuzela BZZZZZZ one whenever the fuck that was.
PASS IT
why are we so SHIT
>corr parmer
>>154071409didn't see ingerland test him much
kek are they even trying
japan attack with urgency and temp. we instead spend 15 mins passing the ball sideways before trying anything.
>I don't want to watch>I don't want to watch>I don't want to watch>I don't want to watch>I don't want to watch
I'm coverting to being an honorary Jap. Hope they win the WC
>>154071423that was by far the best one on /sp/memes were on another level
>>154071383Giwtwm
>>154071431It's more that other countries have caught up
>>154071442*tempo
>>154071357I get the argument the kane is the best number 9 in the world. But Palmer the best midfielder ?
>>154071442its called counterattacking
>No Rice>No Kane>No James>WhY aRe We ShIt?!
That's it, I'm baking a sushi pizza and dipping the rice instead of the fish in onions sauce.
>>154071496>onions sauceu wot m8
Glorious football from glorious nippon
BOOOOOORRRIIIINNNGG
>>154071508onions converts to onions
Reckon we need a goal here.
fuck me if japan can tear this defence apart just imagine what the big teams can do to it at the world cup
>>154071508It's the stupid autocorrect 4chan has.
>>154071522ah that explains it
>>154071522wtf i didn't type onions i typed onions
>>154071522oh dear
Why is Japan's goalkeeper black?
>finally do long ball>touch of a rapistwhat a surprise.
>>154071559not this shittu again.png
>>154071559he was in the epicentre of the hiroshima explosion
>>154071522KEK
>>154071559Onyankopon
my colleague reckons that Foden is the squad "gluck prince", but I'm not sure what that is supposed to mean
Who on fuck are these nerds coming on for England lmao.
>>154071578he must be doing that on purposeno man can be that zesty by accident
>>154071581Incredible body but the face of Amad diallo
>>154071578
>>154071578>OOooo
>it's fine that we are worst than Japan without Kane
>>154071622ur mums coming home to my place tonight lad
this is fucking miserable.
>>154071578Why does this look like a channel 4 drama about the aids epidemic.
i love how russian commentary says>niko ohreally
>>154071647fucking heh
PALMER EXPOSEDFODEN EXPOSEDthat mutt EXPOSED!!!
>>154071621
>fans are still booing whiteCringe
>Germany's best manager is a worse England manager than Gareth Southgate
>>154071363same, 2010 was most memorable and best, 2014 only because of 7-1. the newer ones I barely remember anything.
>>154071647It's a silent killer
>>154071578Zesty lil nigga
I'm starting to think that Southgate wasn't the problem.
>Fans are booing WhiteBased
>>154071673racism alive and well in the british isles
>>154071683He was, we need Trent
>>154071678>2010Bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>Tuchel has presided over the only England team to EVER lose to an African team AND Asian teamLMAO but yeah he's gonna 'bring it home' LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This match feels like NTR
Can't even pass the ball without hitting a Jap player 10 feet away.
Noooooo
>Free kick on the penalty lineAlright Thomas, what's your 49D chess play here?
>>154071725I'd be enjoying it if it was
>>154071738JEETED.COM
>>154071709exaliftin af
No Rice to take the free-kick so.
>no deccers>no james>no trent>no kanesigh
KEK
>>154071760Friendly reminder Rice has scored 2 FKs in his entire career.
>>154071755I'm currently rping with some chicks online and doing NTR/cuck stuff. With this match on the left monitor, I'm being cucked twice
>3 unmarked players>smashes it into the wall
>>154071782Yep. But he's assisted loads of goals from them.
Stop playing around lads, finish them off
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How are all of these so fucking shite
>>154071794I'll stop you there mate. Why are you telling us this?
GO GO NIHON
come back
Why is England so bad? Like can somebody explain why they play so slowly?
Unironically Mason Greenwood would be a good option to bring on here.
>>154071871tuchel is a meme
It's not fair, Japan have a whole island whereas we are drawing upon the worst part of a much smaller island and it rains more here and stuff
>>154071834Didn't realise Japan had female Sumos
>>154071877Better looking Cammy than the mutt they've chosen for the new live-action film.
We invented footy, what the fuck is going on?
Nice kick about with the boys
real japanese sisters in my webm. real japanese shitters on the pitchwe will win 3-1 trust the process chuds
>>154071903
>>154071834I am actually in this webm but you can't see me
>>154071875shame he ruined his career by being a piece of shit then isn't it
>Hydration break
would shag that one desu
Lure the enemy into a false sense of security and then when they least expect it, fold completely.
70 mintutes already?
>>154071896
RASHGOATRIP JAPAN
come back sir gareth all is forgiven
>>154071922I like the Japanese because like us they have a relaxed attitude to cosmetic dentistry.
Bring out the A team (A being Atomic).
>qt ginger girl with the japanese lads
Nippon are fucked now, Trashford is coming on
>>154071947Jesus
player called sexo
at what point do i decide i'm more interested in the playoff games?
Garner on, England will win
>>154071929how does calculating the volume of a cylinder help with football?
>>154071946it feels like 70 hours
>>154071927They'll be three mins long in the WC. Every match will be a semen slurper
Bringing out the big gunsGet ready japfags
Fuck me England is shit
Where's me Harry Kane?
>>154071925Yes, having consensual sex in a silly way with a long term girlfriend who's also a slag really ruined his career.Only thing he's guilty of is being terrible at pillow talk.
>>154071993He got it stuck in a tube, he's doing maffs to get it out
>>154071994
POV: you are a takeshi
>>154071993He's actually thinking about tennis there.
why would you meticulously design your style of football so that when you're in the final third your opponents have 11 men behind the ball and you literally cannot score a goal?
>Rashford
Can we stop pretending that...1. Mainoo is good2. Foden is good3. Palmer is goodThe only good players this game were Guehi, Anderson, Gordon and White (bar his crosses to nowhere).
>>154072049it's who we are mate
>>154072062They're all good players and the manager is shit NOW STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
>>154072031This, the fake blood was hilarious too. He's married the slag and has a kid with her but won't he forgiven cause of vapid moralism
>>154072062yes.fed up of these players where their only positive trait is a good touch. theyre slow, lazy, weak, and useless without the ball
Good gracious this England side. All they can do is slowpass around and try a cross.
>>154071383code?
I want to watch an England match where I see the doing attacking transitions and attacking movement in general. There MUST be a reason why every time England play a team they face 11 men behind the ball and cannot break it down.What do they fucking train?
Top class dive
Yep, get these wh*te boys out of the squad, i've seen enough
>>154072062they're very good footballers. the problem is that they are surrounded by world class footballers in every position around them for their club sides. plus they're told by our media that they are as equally world class as their club team mates when they're not.with that delusion all is takes is for them to be 5% off it in terms of effort and they just get destroyed by any decent national side
>Blowen (men's penises)
>rashford comes on>england immediately playing better
FFS
>that was England's first shot on target
GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL
>>154072161rashford doubters malding!!
>>154071994The absolute worst part about this is how you would never guess she has done some crazy shit like that.
WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING TRAINING. WHY WON'T THEY MOVE QUICKLY. EVEN ARSENAL MOVE QUICKER THAN THIS.
>>154072051do NOT post my wife
God we're shit
absolutely wank that
THATS IT, ITS FUCKING OVERWERE SO SHIT THOUGHBEITI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREIM FINNA BOUTTA SUMMON A SUCCUBUS
Literally just gave the bloody ball away.
OH IT'S GONE IN
>>154072218Literally made for daily creampies
>>154072218WHOMST
That's it... recall Vardy, recall Welbeck Let's fucking win something for a change
Why England plays better suddenly?
Slabhead on for the corner
>>154072252RASHGOATSLABHEADBURN
Yuri Honma wank is the only thing that can cheer me up after a few this dross
>>154072238idk why vardy retired from international footy in 2018, he would've probably gone to every tournament up to this wc
BACK OF THE NET GET IN SON
>>154072241>British diet
when is Crouchy coming on
>Maguire being cheeredFuck me this team is cooked lmao
>Maguire instant impactKino
>>154072262We have two massive centre backs we just have to play like Arsenal for the whole world cup now
are slabhead :)
BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA BOSNIA
might just pretend to be welsh when I'm on here for the world cup
Italiabros...
This is England’s Pearl Harbour.
>>154072330Based
>Poochel throwing on 2 giants centre backs at striker to claw back a draw in a friendly
Theyre singing ar slabbys name :)
Bosnia equalised lmao
>>154072329no fucking way hahahahahahahahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRGgl9KT9rE
>>154072330Not pretending to be scottish and shitting on your own team and calling them weak pasty ginger manlet cucks
>>154072358Trump would have let us know if only we helped him in Iran.
>>154072329>>154072355This is no good. World Cups don't feel right without Italy, we need them back.
Italy is fucked
Nippon banzai!
Fucking size of Maguire's legs. Bet he kicks like a horse.
>>154072382>>154072413kino
>>154072410NOOOO LE HECKIN ITALERINOOOOO
>>154072329CAM ON SERBS
Is anyone actually excited for the WC?
>>154072410personally, im glad the 90s is over
BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>154072469yeah I'm not going to get a job ever again.
>>154072469As of right now no but I feel that the hype won't start until after the CL final
Please do clearn sheet jap NT bros..
Tuchel sits slumped in his chair as England's evening edges closer to an embarrassing defeat.
>>154072469Trump killed all hopes for hyped WC. Its over.
>>154072410No. It’s more important that countries like São Tomé and Príncipe qualify.
please save us harry kane
England actually 10x better with Maguire and Burn
>>154072520>tattooruinedinto the trash
>>154072520Please for the love of God, tell me there's a penis there.
>>154072541Only a harry can save uswhich one i another question
4!!?!?!? Needless
>>154072585>which one i another question
It's over, we lost against an Asian country for the first time.
>never lost to an asian side
Nippon will do some damage in the WC, should at least make it to quarters.
>>1540725974 grueling minutes of Slabhead. Can you hold on??
>polska
>>154072613I wanna FUCK that monkey
Where can I go at full time to meet excited japanese girls?
I don’t think it’s coming home lads.
its over. weve been chinked
>here's your golden generation bro (without Kane)
Brishit is about to cry lmaoooooooooooooo
> H.Maguire (90+4)
FULL TIMEok, go to the serie A thread to laugh at italy getting eliminated
>>154072679+6 because >untilenglelscoreslol
>>154072657Birmingham
>>154072671How did you get on against Belgium again?
>>154072585Christ lad how much carling u had fack
‘it’s only a friendly lads
fucking hell big donna rumour save to keep italy level
>>154072673Why? The team is shit and has been for awhile.
We're cooked
>>154072706I've never known a Japanese woman to be from Birmingham, source on this big news?
>>154072710We scored 2 on them, more than you could muster up vs japan.
>>154072715Yeah, but we lost against an Asian country for the first time. FUCK THIS SHIT.
>>154072715Its about the message it sends to the rest of the world
someone make /eug/
>>154072738That's where that Anri Okita is from.
waaaooooooooohhh!!!!!!
lads. i think we're quite low on coming home energy here
OH NO NO NO NO NO AAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Every home game we play at Wembley is like an away game because any country we play has a shit ton of fans a short tube ride away
>>154072745Tuchel has taken two records. First loss to an African team and first loss to an Asian team.
>>154072738There are loads of asians in Birmingham so must be.
>>154072738Anri Okita m8
To be fair everyone has lost to Japan atleast once right? Germany ... and err other teams
it's the Malayan Campaign all over again
ITSU CAMINGU HAMU ORA ORA ORA ORA
>>154066872>>154066872>>154066872NEW
holy fuck they actually did itbased nippon i love them so much it's unreal
>>154072761never forget argentina lost to saudi arabia IN the tournament, and still won it in the endIT'S STILL COMING HOME
>>154072800Scotland and Brazil lost to them recently.
>>154072759>>154072793
Anime won, it's joever
called it
>>154072787Lmao i always think this too. GRIM
Well done, Japan!
>>154072657Contrary to popular belief, Japanese women find whitoids to be repulsive
90 mins of rancid shite. japan deserve the win, they played well. we really are fucked without kane.>>154072826we also lost to iceland right before euro 2024 and made the final despite playing like ass for most of the tournament
Gyokeres has put Sweden into the world cup despite them winning zero games in qualifying
This England feels kinda overrated so I'm not surprised desu
>>154072885>90 mins of rancid shiteThey hasn't been an exciting England football match for over a decade. Even 7-0 wins have been boring and feel like the players got bored with the orders of Sir Garreff and just went 'fuck it'.
Did nippons or bongs win?
>>154072974Glockeres also single-handedly won them their last game too. Mad how he can score 4 goals in two games for Sweden but can't score for Arsenal lmao.>>154073059Japan won. England didn't even have a shot on target until the 82nd min despite like 70% possession. Tuchel is now the first England manager ever to lose to an African side and Asian side. Riding the coattails of>We won every qualifying game without conceding a goalFor the rest of his career.
Apparently Englel have two more friendlies in USA? One is Costa Rica and the other? I dunno. But we're gonna be heemed by both of them.I'm not even mad any more, this is just England now. No passion, no desire. The last time I saw an Englishman (quote) play with desire was Rice in the Italy final.
>win every competitive game>dont win friendliesDAMN YOU TUCHEL
>>154072826dont say thatdont give us hopei would rather go out of the group stage than lose in a semi or final vs France its too painful...
>could have brought Welbzinho, an actual striker who is in form for FRIENDLIES>doesn't>plays Foden as No.9 AGAIN, who fails AGAIN for the 100th time, his last good game against Iceland in like 2018 or some shit>plays Gordon as a striker, who ended up going on the wings anyway because Foden kept running inside>plays Mainoo who does absolutely fucking nothing and was at fault for not running back and marking his marker (again, consneeding from a cut-back, just like United do)
They could've won easily if they started Welbeck
>>154073169>qualifiers >competetive
Just ordinary England without decisive players for over 30 years.
>ITV to Thomas Tuchel on if tonight has underlined England's reliance on Harry Kane: "Why would Argentina not rely on Messi or Portugal not rely on Ronaldo."lol. because those teams also have players who step up if they're not performing.
>>154073519Harry Kane is England's equivalent to Messi?hahaha
>>154071559A secret government plan to thicken up the Japanese population
We need to do this 4 more times to be taken seriously as much as SerbiaBeing asian males is hell
>>154073558If he had left Spurs when he was 26, he would be remembered up there, yes. He's broken loads of records in Germany.48 goals and 5 assists in 40 games this season, btw. 41 goals and 15 assists in 51 games last season, btw. 44 goals and 12 assists in 45 games season before that, btw. No matter how hard you cope, those are good numbers. Had he played with good players and not the shite at Spurs he would have broken the PL record by now.
>>154069164feels good man
wife status?
UHMMM COMING HOME STATUS?
