Starts NOW
>>154073457what is dr congo a doctor in?
>>154073457Better /nig/ wins
>>154073457today I'm jamaican
>>154073535Machete wielding.
>>154073457>tf>tp
>>154073457I pray RDC wins. Even if it's just for my dad to see his national team play at the World Cup for once in his life (he wasn't born when WC 1974 happened).DEBOUT CONGOLAIS!!!
Umbongo hattrick incoming.C'mon Congo.
>>154073646Aguas aguas aguas
Lmao Jamaica suffered AF Vs New Caledonia, Doctor Congo will rape them by more than 4
>>154073933Yeah this. Usually I rate Jamaica but they couldn't fucking defeat CuracaoThere have been better Jamaican teams in the last 10 years. And this DR Congo is stacked.
It's not fair, it should've been us New Caledonia bros...
Where can I watch? Anyone got a link?
>>154073457We kangz now
I need the benuldies at Italy -Bsnia be quick so i can jump here>>154074047free on DaZN app if you have access to it
switching to this as soon as penalties end
>>154074047fifa streams these
POST THANK YOU DOC TO GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO DOCTOR CONGO
hur fan
https://www.plus.fifa.com/en/content/6097cbe9-146f-4391-b02f-184b96b5bfe7
Dr congo gang in da house.
>>154074171is your phone a pixel perchance
>>154074155THANK YOU DOC
>>154074171Who tf thought It was a good idea to have this match midday on a tuesday, had they played at 6 or 7 PM and that shit would be sold out
>>154073933Bro this is concacaf' finest: as soon as Jamaica scores, it’s gonna become divegrass>>154073912
Dr Congo, I’m FIFA
lmao Italy is bottling it again
CAM ON NGUBU
>>154074055Man if o didnt had to work today u would have gone rocking a subir and the leopard hat lumumba style, im already quite dark and wear glasses
>>154074609Rocking a suitFucking phone posting
Whats good in DR Congo lads?
>>154074852The people are nice.
>>154074852The dark women
>>154074921Guess you've never been to Mbuji-Mayi. And no some places are extremely dangerous, everyone is corrupt and constantly trying to extract something from you.
i don't know who i want to win herewould be nice to see both of these teams at a world cup
>>154075330>Belgian flagOpinion discarded
woah you're telling me the jamaica of caf and the dr congo of concacaf just take turns kicking long balls at each other and the teams on paper don't matter at all
>>154074852the cobalt in the phone I'm posting this from was probably mined by a 13 years old child labor slave in DR Congothank you for your service little nig
>>154075393I'd prefer Jamaica only because their fans would be able to fill the stadium
>>154075394>>tf>>tp
>>154075330Of course not. My family only lives in Kinshasa, Kongo-Central and Kwango. Ain't no way I'm gonna go east and interact with retarded Luba's or them Swahilitards.
>>154075417Just saw it was 0-0 at halftime. Is the game as bad as the score suggests?
this shit is a certified slurper my niggas
>>154075665lol, american kikes trained you well
Fuck Congo. Zaire was a much better name.
>>154075665>T.
i thought this didnt start for another hour for some reason
>>154075870isnt there 2 congos? why make a second one its not like the first one was good enough to imitate
>>154075807neither of these teams are high scoring or attacking teams. I don't know why you'd expect otherwise
>>154075956>isnt there 2 congos?You're thinking of the instrument
link?
>>154075956this ones a doctor
>>154075956Yes, one is a former communist, the other is the depressing country that just never had time to recover.
>>154076008http://www.fawanews.sc/DR%20Congo%20vs%20Jamaica.html
have they kicked the rwandans out yet?>>154075991DR bongo?
SCOAR SUM FACKING GOALS
Dr. Congo vs the London B Team
is this a friendly or a world cup gayoff?
Commentators explained for the 57th time why they are saying Democratic Republic of Congo.
>>154076139You think there would be a thread for a jamaica dr congo friendly?
>>154076139The winner will face Portugal in the 1st round.
i thought DR congo would be better than this wtf?
What is cademarteri supposed to do about that?
>>154075956the one playing was conquered by belgiumthe other one was conquered by france
>>154076164one for the sickos innit
>>154076174we need to check Dr. Congo's qualifications
>>154076174They're playing with fearJamaica are just shit
>masuaku
>>154076174have they ever been good?i thought jamaica would be better than them desu
>June 27th>Uzbekistan vs the winner of this game in Atlanta, Georgiathis world cup will be 100% aids
>>154076196got his doctorate at the same place as sir marcus rashford PHD OBE LGBT
>>154076231they played the AFCON pretty good
>>154076258probably shouldnt go to him for a prostate exam then
>>154076174They are tensed up, the weight of 50 years of no World Cup, and this being the closest thing the country comes to qualifying.>>154076231Third place in the 2023 Africa Cup.
What happens if you kick a ref in the head?
>Jamaica has more white players than France.What a world
>>154076099Isnt this team the belgium B team?
>>154076256those are the best world cup games
>>154076340Brazilians on x unironcally try telling me that Martinelli and ederson are white. I have no idea what you guys see as white
>>154076344Only 4 or 5 players born in Belgium. Fewer than on Morocco.Sadiki best one.
Its congover...
>>154076340>this guy is considered white in brazil
its going to benaldies
>>154076538straight to or do we get extra time? I for one think extra time should be banned forever9 times out of 10 it goes to pens anyway
Just tuning in have there been any sexy women in the stands?
>>154076571nothere's been some mexican gorditas with bodies of perfect spheres though
>>154073535Voodo shit
uffff
>>154076599thought it was offside on the square pass at first, that would be ultra retarded
Please don't take it to extra time
>>154076599>ynr pogbas brother got a congolese voodoo curse on him that he would win nothing at man utd
>>154076627please go to extra time and all the way through penuldies into a coin toss
>>154073535dr congoim cia
>Iraq vs Bolivia is at 4am UK/5am Europeyou surely aren't going to watch that europebros, right?
Lovely save
>>154076671planning a four hour nap with 10 alarms ready
i'm toying with groups using a bracket simulator i foundwho would you favor between brazil and netherlands? this is a really likely R32
why does the jamaican football team never look that fast. theyre goat at sprinting on a track but it doesnt seem to translate to a football pitch
>not knowing the off side ruleI'm starting to think dr congo is not a real doctor
>>154076699i think the netherlands, theyre usually really good until they get to the semi finals and choke
>>154076671not a fucking chance
Congo really need to stop being offiside. Fast ngubus are always prone to offies
if they go to penalties blake brings it home
>another half hour of thisBUMBACLOT
I imagine all the fans have AK47s but I can't prove it
>sluuuurp
just tuned in, who's playing better?
>>154076787reffies
>>154076787jam boys
>>154076710probably because their better runners are not training to be in soccer? but being fast with a ball is different, i was never the faster but with a ball i was better than a lot of faster guys.
>>154076710There's more to the sport than just sprinting and anybody good enough to be a proper sprinter just gets into the much more lucrative track and field. There's also the fact that half the team was born in england
>>154076787congo having more off side goals than argentina vs saudi
>2 white guys in the Dr Congo teamhuh?
They're lucky its a fifa comp and not a concacaf one those offside traps wouldn't work with concacaf's var teams and refs
>>154076787Doctor Congo seems to have had more chances, at least in the second half.
>>154076820nvm i thought they were subs kek
theyre more of a cricket country
In reality if Congo didn't have extremely pacey ngubus this game wouldn't be in extra time and they would have won
>>154076825are concacrap refs bad?
New Caledonia bros, we lost for this?
>>154076860Any non CONMEBOL or Mainland Europe refs are good. The rest are not up to the standard of the games. Case study would be Senegal vs Morocco with the DR Congolese ref Jean-Jacques Ndala Ngambo
ALLEZ LA FRANCE
>>154076825Jamaicanon I'm only watching to see Andre Brooks but he's not come on. How was he in the last game? I heard they played him in the middle which seems very silly as he's a pure wide man.
CAM ON JAMAICA
I'm watching the game with my wife and she said that she wants to visit Jamaica. I was like "oh, that sounds fun babe" and then she replied "I mean without you, with my girl friends" What did she mean by this?
goddamn all these fucking shit tier teams making the bloated World Cup, and Italy still can't get in
>>154076961You don't know about Rent-A-Rasta?
>>154076961She was trying to tell you she's not real and you're a weird virgin who will always be alone because you think like this
>>154076976jamaica are playing like italy to be fair. i watched the italy game and there was no difference in tactics or player quality
>>154076958Muslim women hit different. Will be a great WC
NGUBUUUUUUU
OH IT'S SO OVER
jamaicabros.........
guess it'll be Congo then
DOCTOR CONGO!!!!
It's over
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
NGUBU!
There's the choke
noooooooo
aaaand Doctor Congo just scored
>>154077012>implying they'll comeThe Qatar fans in 2022 were 100% male
the doctor is IN
>>154076901Was he the #2? If he was he was awful and got taken off at the start of the second half.>which seems very silly as he's a pure wide man.We do lots of silly things since we have no midfielders in our playerpool
Not so fast!
HOWEVERED
>varcruel on all parties this
Whats with the VAR check
HOWEVER
I'm almost fucking crying, this is so fucking beautiful.
reffies?
howevar
>>154077069VAR sisters?
>the last time DR Congo qualified for the world cup I was just 17 damn
>>154077055Let me dream man. I hope to see At least a few fine women of Islam
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
Es gol, it's over jamaicabros
>VARFOR FUCK'S SAKE!
>>154077061Yeah he was. He's a great winger but you're better off not playing him if you're going to put him in the middle. Better off with the goalkeeper playing there probably.
>>154077086
>>154077101then hope Lebanon qualifies for 2030 and sends some christian arab girls It'll never happen lad.
How is Don Robbie the real owner of Arsenal but also of Jamaican decent feel rn
>>154077138tired.
>>154077119They make me want the Islam revolution to happen. My god what glorious women. I will support Lebanon all the way
>>154077119there won't be a lebanon in 2030, the middle east will all be greater israel
/jug/ incoming
>>154077098>Almost 70Old man, what are you doing here? Do you remember the WC in England?
Jamaica Honduras and Costa Rica really couldn't qualify in a CONCACAF cycle without CUMlol
>these teams>this match>ur mum
the Jamaicans are angryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjF27coWxIA
>>154077214>CODthey should have stuck to modern warfareor fish...
>>154077155
>>154077214whops, that webm has cancer
Jamaica... what happened
>>154077223whats the flag at the bottom left
>>154077249uganda be kidding me
>>154077267jamaican me crazy blud
How many times has Doctor C been caught offside lmao
>steward hit by ballKek
PLEASE LET US WIN LET US WINNZAMBE APAMBOLA BISO!!!!NZAMBE APAMBOLA CONGO!!!
>>154077223me at top right
>>154077271i congo on like this
>>154077240Can't say DR Congo didn't deserve it. They've been the better team the whole game.
Last time Congo qualified for the World Cup iirc they were called Zaire
>refchads...
REFEREE WAS JUST SNIPED BY THE CARTEL
if only there were 11 doctors on the field
kek ref ded
>>154077223robbie asking for mason greenwoodkek
>argensimian refereeing
going to need a bespoke somebody call the doctor but not for me meme ready for the summer
>>154077223Is that fucking Ravel Morrison on the right? Sure does look like him
wait what happened to the reffiei missed it
what happened to his leg?
>reffie dead
>>154077335Doctor Zaire?
>>154075665>Canada>Imperialisticpablo, we're a colony the same as you. What country in the world did Canada "colonize" or bully in a war? lmao
CONGO CONGO CONGO CONGO CONGO
>>154077372right middle? no. he was a gay footballer from the arsenal youth system then retired and became robbies m8
>>154077377Unironically can't handle Mexican heat and altitude
>even the ref is slowly walking and time-wasting
is there a doctor in the house?
SOMEBODY CALL DOCTOR CONGO
>>154077223>check channel>called dr sports>dr congo knock em outpottery
>>154077413>>154077407they need a voodoo doctor
Maybe this ref has received a different envelope
>Jamaica barely scrape by New Caledonia>DR Congo barely scrape by JamaicaNew Caledonia could have made it you know imagine Crsitiano Ronaldo vs New Caledonia in Portugal's opening gamevgh
jamaicanon get in there they need a ref
>>154076451Cadz :'(
>>154077385Junior Doctor Zaire back then
>>154077357desperate times call for rapeish measures
You see? This is why we need to charge 50 millions to each micronation we face. Our malnourished refs needs the money.
>>154077223kek bottom right is a good trollsaying jamaica need arteta
>>154077394> gay footballer from the arsenal youth system then retired Change Arsenal for ManU and it's still Ravel Morrison
>>154077481ravel is currently playing at arabian falcons in the UAE 2nd divisionyou could say his career has unraveled..
>black strikers
YOU BATTYCLART
oh my days
>>154077507BAZ!! Is he okay??
Jesus fucking christ was a miss
>>154077534hes fine...
Ravel Morisson example of useless hype idc if ADHD was the reason you were ass. He was also gang affiliated
>>154077551shan't be opening this webm
>>154077551Achievable natty?
dont know how bailey got to play the full 120
holy shit double save
>>154077591premier league privilege
WHAT THE FUCK
Jamaica when you ask them to either qualify for a world cup or be jamaican:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/blWIN4N5LUs
DOUBLE SAVE
jesus
my god
concacafsisters....
>>154077586You need tons of hormones, mostly estrogen from beer.
Maybe next time Jamaica
WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kPGsVhKptE
>>154073457Congo
>>154077591Should have brought Brooksy on
yardbros...its fucking joever. fucking usa canada mexico got in for free. fucking curacao are in. iwejfsoniu;sedhjnfo;icls IM GOING TO BRAZIL
Dr Congo vs Uzbekistanwe will be here
oh lawd they comin
I unironically think Uzbekistan make the r32, beat congo + cheeky draw with colombia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DR_Congo_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cupdamn, wiki bros are fast lol
rip jamaica>>154077628happy for you anon
Congrats DR Congo. I had my doubts but these playoff games have been very sovlful
>>154077628>weIs there anyone living in the Netherlands that's actually dutch anymore?
Jamaica anon...>>154077664we will bethey wont because they cant afford a ticket or the internet
>>154077664>on a Saturday night after England's final group gameseems like we will be indeed
>>154077668La sapologie
trump gonna ban them due to the war with rwanda
time for iraq vs bolivia!!we're all excited, right?...right?
IF CONGO COULD SHOOT IN THE CORNER they would be a strong team to beat, or jamaica is just that shit
>>154077223>italy lose>fancam is all just screaming over eachother and seething>jamaica lose>fancams just shucking and jiving, singing random stuff
>>154077716>quick 3 hour breakwhat a retarded decisionI'm going to bed because I'm not a NEET animal
>>154077723the latinx/caribbean is far too happy given their gdp/capita I guess all humans really need is sunshine at the end of the day
we have a wonderful selection of friendlies to keep you entertained until the 2nd playoff final, including Brazil vs Croatia live on ITV4
>>154077754money doesnt always buy happinessid take the weather and beaches over shekels. its just the crime rate i couldnt deal with
>>154077704lolno, even during the draw he made it clear he wants congo's resourcesProbably get 3rd after beating Uzbekkies. Likely England in the next round.
GG. unlucky jamaica, grats congo>>154076872>>154076872for the sickos
>>154077723Caribbean people are a whole different vibe. If you ever go down there and experience their environment you'll realize why their so happy and good vibes. "Island Time" is a thing for a reason.
hopefully this fumble kills the english recruitment program so that they focus more on developing local talent and causes a reshuffle in jff
>>154078194Just go get Mason Greenwood. Not a chance he'll ever play for England.
>>154078225I want them to stop focusing so hard on dual nats overall. And one player doesn't solve the core issue with the player pool and corrupt and incompetent federation.
>>154073457Aw man, I wanted Jamaica
>>154073535War crimes
Put to bed
