So it... it happened.... it happened aga-im sorry i cant do this
vafangul
literally cannot comprehend how it keeps happening
I bet on shitaly loss and i win moneyIts not more complicated than that
You get used to it :)
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Mamma mia
MAMMA MIA
this is worse than 7-1 desu
La Juve porta sfiga
>>154074681Mama mia....
What the fuck, man.
Kek what a KWABOTY of the year
>>154074740gabagool
italian chiringuitohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smcQvzsh5Qo
>>154074840Cats played unusually well.The pens were fucked up by Cagliari and Roma faggots
PARTY BOSNIANS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTEVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>154074681Lasagnabros, wtf is going on with your squadra?!
Italy more like shitaly
>There are 16 years old Italian teenagers who have not a single memory of watching there NT play at the WC
>>154074744What do you mean? This is the result of almost 30 years of chasing instant results by buying estabilished foreign players instead of focusing on growing your own youths. It was about time we faced the truth, we managed to dodge it for far too long. Maybe they'll start to get their shit together from now on out of sheer embarrassment, but even then it will take a decade to bounce back
>>154075032As soon as one of our youths plays well we fucking sell them.
>>154075014
Should have hired Montella
how do you lose to bosnia
You motherless fucks! Bappa da beppo
It just won't be the same without us
>>154075032At least, you won the Euro 2020, a big major tournament. And since 2006, you had won more trophy (1 WC and 1 Euro) than France (only 1 WC)
the fact that serie a will restart right after this is insane. with what shame are you going back to the pitch to play club football after this? what's the fucking point of going back to club football after this shambles? do they have no shame?
>>154074681It’s not funny anymore guys…When will you be back?
Fortunately, grandpa isn't around to see this.
>>154075217>It’s not funny anymoreI was about to say the same thing, it's more sad than everything else
>>154075211In ma’s day, you did something like this? They’d hang you fucking marticons from the side of a bridge, you motherless fucks
>>154075032> 30 yearsYou just won the Euro not so long ago you dumbfuck
I don't know grasskick very well, but I though Italy were supposed to be really good at this. Are they actually shit now, or just playing way below their ability?
>>154075211I hope nobody goes to see the matches in protest. Force Serie A to get its shit together
>>154075217They won the Euro 2020.Since 2006, Italy won more trophy than fucking France
WELL WELL WELL...
>>154075302>Are they actually shit now, or just playing way below their ability?what is the difference exactly
It's OK, Italy is a volleyball country
>>154074681AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154075211There's people who simply don't give a shit about the national team if their club is playing, simple as.
>>154075217It will never not be funny
>>154074681BASED Bosnia.
godo porcoddio, pallone merda
>>154074681time to join concacaf, i mean, there's just no fucking why you dont qualify here, right?
who cares, we are a baseball and cricket nation now
>>154075166>>154075334You DO realize that 2006 aligns with when club teams stopped focusing on italian youths right? And Lippi bailed out the day after we won the 2006 WC because he knew he got away we murder and knew shit was going to collapse. Bringing up shit from two fucking decades ago is also retarded, this is an entire new generation.
>>154075141those are two nice meloni
>>154074988>This song is over 10 years oldFucking hell im old
This confirms that the 2020 Euro was rigged. England simply isn't allowed to win anything because THEY won't let it happen.
>>154075385This, caring about your national team is a zoomeroid phenomenom, see Flavio Azzaro as a contrary example.
>>154075334They played Englel. Managed by Southgate who cared more about his woke nonsense than winning. Not an achievement.
>>154075554no you just sucked ass moreall you had to do is shoot and fucked that one up
>>154075211Who the hell cares lmaoOnly plastic fans, teenagers and girls think about national team, real football fan cares about the championshipI'd be OK with the NT losing the next 10 wc if that means my home team wins the Europa League this year>>154075385Yup that's me
Italians are simply not athletic or skillful enough to keep up with modern football. Muh “passion” or “elite defense” can’t hide the fact that they were just coasting in the primitive stages of football just because they were one of the richest European country with big populations.Football pre 2010s is just simply different sports and not to be taken seriously.
>>154075385that's too many of us. you have no idea how many people i saw proclaiming with their whole chests "forza irlanda del nord" "forza bosnia" or enjoying the fact that we just went out. our spirit is dead and we killed it ourselves
>>154074681There was nothing we could do. Bosnia was a qualified man and Italy wasn’t.
I don't even get itIt's so weirdIs it an actual curse?
>>154075597>don't care about your national team representing your country on the world stage>prefer to watch foreign mercenaries playing for a corporationGood goy
>>154074681HOLY FUARK
>>154074681maledizione satanica
>>154074840it was interblocco fault
>>154075284The only players from that Euro who played tonight were Donnaruma and Barella, the rest have wasted their careers after that like Jorginho or Chiesa or are essentially or literally retired from football.
hard to believe 3 in a row. gonna go make spaghetti and meatballs now.
>>154075597even if your team is represented by players from cameroon, ivory coast and the like? with maybe two or three italians in the team at most?
>>154075672don't forget cristante was another one of those who won the euros that year. and he's one of the many reasons we lost tonight. he shouldn't be on the pitch playing for roma still, much less our fucking national team
Is that even news at this point?This country has been in decline for quite a while and it won't stop.I wish it was just football.
>>154075607I, for one, think we should remove two stars out of four on our shirts and simply rethink our glorious past in the wcWe keep considering ourselves an aristocrat of football history because we won 4 WCs but two of those were won literally in the middle ages.We're not elite, and thinking this just put on us extra pressure and make us fumble, like it just happened. We keep chasing our golden years instead of accepting the fact we're simply a decent 2nd tier NT, like Poland or Portugal but nowhere near the level of Spain, Germany or France, and we should build our teams and mind around this basic principle.
>>154075686bro you are losing to bosnia, not to france
>>154075719>thinking this just put on us extra pressurewe didn't even qualify dudewhat pressure we suck
>>154075032>Maybe they'll start to get their shit together from now onahaha are you 8? no one takes responsibility here, the fault will be of the ref then the coach, nothing will change
>>154074681You have to do it>>154074835nice try
At least we didn't miss any good mondiale
>>154075719You need to 1.kill the boomers 2.stop being Chuds and accept colored playersYou won’t be France but can definitely qualify for a fucking World Cup.
>>154075875>2.stop being Chuds and accept colored playersBetter to never qualify again desu. The fuck is the point of a national team full of foreigners?
>>154074681KWAB
>>154075719>We keep considering ourselves an aristocrat of football history because we won 4 WCs but two of those were won literally in the middle ages.>We're not elite, and thinking this just put on us extra pressure and make us fumble, like it just happened.You're like us but less pathetic.
Haha get fucked pastacucks
>>154075719>putting Portugal in the same bag as PolandI know you feel like shit at the moment, but come on now, there is no need to try attempt to drag a NT together with you to the mud, despite the fact that they have been playing consistent high quality football for the past 10 years, only the EURO that they won was when they were a disgrace.Portugal is up there with Spain and France, Germany isn't even that good at the moment, I'd argue they're worse than Portugal.No I'm not moor, I'm a kraut.
Kwab. But... How is this possible? Bosnia is literally a trash team.
GABBA-GONE
>>154075961and we are literally worse, that's how
>>154074681get FUCKED SHITALIAN SCUM
>>154075719Wear this crest until you qualify
>>154075719>Poland or PortugalItalybro, I know that it must be hurting after so many years, but if you want to place Portugal in a 2nd tier (kek!), at least put us with someone who at least qualified to the World Cup.
>>154075719>Poland or Portugal
April 1st, Italian news headlines be like>Italy not qualified for World Cupand it's not a joke
>>154075978>"I will stay for the next 3 WC"
>>154074681Now we just need the Germans to fuck off and we'll be good...
>>154075985All the players you have are individually much better than the Bosnian players. Only Dzeko is better than your attackers. You played absolutely nothing tonight. I could understand that you played a match in which you were equal and lost on penalties, but you literally did nothing - you looked like when a team from the second division comes to the Santiago Bernabeu. Maybe you were paralyzed by fear. There is no logical explanation for this. You didnt even try to play. Nothing.
>poland or portugalKek
>>154075833>no one takes responsibility here, the fault will be of the ref then the coach, nothing will changeI love how Southern Europe is literally all the same lmao
>>154075719>Poland or PortugalTrue, absolute turd teams, you are now friends with poop
i fucking knew these dumbasses would lose. im rooting for usa now
What sports are Italy good at?
>>154075648You wouldn't get it.
lool
>>154076213anything that isn't football
It’s up..https://youtu.be/0bRx1V-zKSI
>>154076213hubba hubba
Oh no, Baggiobros :////
>>154075617maybe another calciopoli will fix things :^)
>>154075720you dumb fucking retard read the context of the poast. anon was talking about how he'd rather support his club than the national team, when clubs are always composed of foreigners, so he'd rather be represented by foreigners than by his own actual people. that is shameful
>>154075617this is what you get when the federation is so corrupted beyond any comprehension
>>154075719Trvke, we might occasionally scam a win but we're definitely not elite
>become dogshit at football>become elite at tennis, winter sports and Formula One>even start to become decent at rugbyDo any Italians think there's a connection?
>>154076480maybe we can even get good at war soon
>>154075607Fuck off>>154075719WHAT THE FUCK, PASTABRO? WHAT'S WITH THE STRAY?
>>154076480you forgot>nearly elite at baseball
sooo what implications does this have for italian football? are italy and/or serie A finances gonna go down the shitter?
>shaped like a bootyou cant make it up
>>154076547Anon those were Americans lmao
>>154076550No lolThe corrupts keep corrupting
>>154076480Calciopoli, a farce trial that took place in Naples (third world) in just one month with backward terroni larping as judges, tanked the credibility of football nationwide altogether.In essence, it advised millions of families not to send their young children to football schools because calcio is an anti-meritocratic waste of time to appease inbred mongoloids, hence the decline in interest and talent pool
>>154075385literally me, i only care about our NT because of shitpost here
>>154076480All the talent we channelled into calcio is spilling outside
>>154076554what about New Zealand?
>>154075597Sfinterista spotted
This is great. Italy should just focus on motorsports where they are now dominating in F1 and MotoGP. I actually don't even mean this negatively. Italy has a real chance to escape the ball and stick sports matrix and enter the domain of just caring about motorsports.
>>154076780retvrn to tradition
>>154076780>the ball and stick sportsWhat stick sports do we have?
this is just sad
>>154074681we are a baseball nation
>>154076480>>even start to become decent at rugbyCan people fucking stop saying this? We won against an England team that literally lost against every other team, and ended 4th on a 6-team tournament
>>154076808You know what I mean. Thats the terminology used for most non-motorsports or non- combat sports.
>>154076780All other sports except football are either irrelevant or a consolation prize. Football is not a sport but a part of national identity for Italians and many other Europeans. I don't even want to imagine how much this hurts and what a blow to the ego this is.
>>154076780>now dominatingThey've always dominated MotoGP though; it's not a recent thing. They're by far the most successful nation in the history of the sport.
>>154076830tbf he said decent, not good
Italy really are down in the dumps when it comes to football. I really don't think teams now fear them, their defense is laughable, that Bastoni performance was funny. Bastoni should be lucky that Denmark also lost because if it was only one game he'd have KWAB posts around rn
WOPS BTFO
that's it, i'm going to play baseball
>>154076974I don't think that Bastoni will manage to set foot in the country as normally after tonight and that shameless dive followed by a celebration
I stil love you Italy
>>154077278Italy should make their own world cup with Russia, Belarus, Chile, Venezuela, China, North Korea, Cuba and Nicaragua.
When Iran inevitably forfeits their place, it'll probably be given to Italy no?
>>154077599*sigh* >the Ukrainian men's national team has somehow come back
>>154077536>>154077642ok ivan time to switch the VPN off.
>>154076550mostly unrelatedlook what happened to england
>>154077653better enjoy the Persian Gulf Part 3 because it's literally 2 weeks from being over
I'm truly sympatheticNo sorry I can't do this either, HAAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHA get fucked
WaitThere are sixteen more teams and Italy STILL didn't qualify?Dio mio...
>>154077653No fun allowed i guess.
>>154074835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1230OpOg
>>154076027Fine, you are Mexico tier then.
>>154077748playing bosnia and northern ireland is real business
>>154076959We were trash bro
>>154074835This isn't even their most embarrassing qualification knockout loss.
>>154074681Welcome home :)
you get used to it bro
>>154075211He'll be fine.
>>154075385Yup, the older I get the more I really only care about my club team.
came here to check out the new captchas and laugh at italy>3 (THREE)
What if there's something (like microplastics) in their food and completely destroying them gradually. I mean they also have extremely low fertility rates
>>154083158No our salaries are very low, cost of living is high, and taxes are extremely high. Either you're super rich in Italy or you're low middle class
>>154083197we are in the same situation yet we finna win the WC
I'm gonna play devil's advocateItaly not going to 3 World Cups in a row is bad, but it's a matter of being extremely unluckyIn 2017 we went out after a random own goal against Sweden, and before that we had only lost one game against SpainIn 2022 we went out against North Macedonia after not losing a single game in the qualifying group, and conceding to a late goal after missing some incredibly good chances in the matchNow we went out on penalties after only losing 2 games before this to Norway, and we lost on penaltiesThis is all circumstance, this isn't some catastrophic death spiralItaly's footballing prowess shoulnd't be judged by thisDoes Italy's worth increase if we win on penalties in 1994? or against France in 1998 that then went on to win the cup? or in 2008 when Spain went on to win the Euros?Does Italy's worth decrease if we lose on penalties in 2006 or 2021? The same team won in 2021 and then lost in 2022, judging by the result of a single match is wrongThat said, Italy's football has a lot of problems
>>154083246there is no invetween, you're either very lucky or very unlucky.
>>154083274It's ridicolousBoth in 2022 and this year we managed to beat Northern Ireland, and then we lost to weaker teams, at least as far as FIFA ranking are concernedI think if UEFA qualifiers were changed to a system like the new UCL with one giant group we'd get better results and actually qualify
>>154083311>I think if UEFA qualifiers were changed to a system like the new UCL with one giant group we'd get better results and actually qualifywrong
I miss the Italy-Germany matches. They were always exciting.
>>154074681but bro, i thought you were celebrating about facing bostia and all thatwhat happened?
>>154074835>1-7 at home with a full stadium, in front of the whole worldnice try but no, youre still KWABOTC.
>>154074681
>>154075597Bofognese spotted.
>>154075032>disaster hits at home>blame the foreignerslike clockwork
>>154084259based
>>154084164YWNQA
