Mock Draft edition
Ryback
okay but all Treveyon did was quote a bible verse, right?
Pick 30 is technically Jalen waddle ;)
>>154075446Did you make this? Diego Pavia isn't going round 1 shit for brains he'll be lucky to go round 5
>>154075715Lmao no
>HIV and AIDS are on the rise in Chicago
>>154075446>Jordyn Tyson (WR)I get that this is a meme draft, but can any college ball knowers tell me about Carnell Tate? He's been mocked to my Skinnies a lot as the best WR in the draft. But is he actually that good or is there a wealth of WR in this draft?
>>154075702Cool it with the anti semitism
what a faggot
Treyveon Henderson and a 6th for the Chiefs 5th
>>154075874Smear the queer
>>154075975Sometimes when he scrambles that's what it looks like he's playing.
Maybe if teams want to sack Caleb more they should make their pass rushers show some skin, maybe wear some nice cologne, it would make it hard for him to run away from them, ue'd be fighting his most base instincts.
>>154075446Bain?
>>154075446where is jermod mccoy
>>154076194He’s a big guy
>>154076194Crashing the Jets, with no survivors
>>154075446>Anthony Hill Jr. to the SaintsI hate whoever made this mock draft
>>154076391kek
Do (You) stand with Treveyon Henderson?
Be very afraid...
>>154075446where are the Colts?
>>154076598Ryback clears this loser and didn't lose a national championship.
>>154076623Buckbroken
>>154076631>Rybitch's arm talent
The Chicago Bears.
suck lol
>>154076754Gottem
>>154076754
This fat nigga is fucking over the team
>>154076623Same pick as the Packers
>>154076996why does this look like bin laden
You now remember the Colts going all in after beating the Dolphins, TitansX2, Cardinals, Raiders, and Falcons
>>154077091
I am taking the time to apologize for my actions in the last thread. It is not right for me to exclaim Mahomes as better than brady without explanation for why that may be. Mahomes has better genes according to trump, than brady making him able to withstand greater stress on the battlefield. I predict Mahomes will still be playing in 20 years. Buckle up, it ain't over yet!
The chiefs are quarenteed a hof with their pick in the draft. I'm calling it now where gonna get Jeremiah love and he rushes for 2000 in his rookie year.
>>154077515>>154077542We at /sp/ believe with all our hearts that Brady is the greatest athlete the u.s has ever produced.
Where my bussy bros @?
My head coach mogs your head coach
>>154077651Ovulating rn
>>154075446Based mock w/loins and chorgors drafting offensive coordinators.
>>154075446>Makai LemonHaha
how fucked are we?
the next mark sanchez
>>154078017>lelphins suckAnd water is wet
>>154078045He's gonna make two AFCCG in a row?
>>154078068>sucki wish we sucked, then we'd have the picks and to get a good QB and key players. instead, we're mostly stuck in the mediocrity zone of 6-10 wins and just spin our wheels
>>154078083yes, then crash and burn out of the league, get a talking head job, then do some insane shit that lands him in jail.
>>154078111The Seahawks got stuck in that for 4 seasons and just won an Owl
watcha eatin?
>>154075906lol
>>154075906I miss Bill BelichickHe would've just given a mean glare
>>154078164i ordered chipotle for the first time in 3+ years and I'm never giving these cheap fucks a single cent ever again. this shit cost me $17
>>154078281look at that trotter, holy shit
>>154078281Damn nigga you ever heard of the sun?
>>154078364I don't do manual labor because I'm white, Jose
kwab status?
>>154078475He's right tho. The Rams are gay.
Exclusivity is better than Inclusivity
what's this exercise called?
>>154078475>Nooooo I don't want to play the Rams in AustraliaShanahan KWAB confirmed
Why are we exporting games anyway?
>>154078475whose house?
>>154078635CTE
>>154078702remember that time the nanners traded 3 first rounders for trey lance?
>>154078735CBs rarely get CTE especially deion since he was famously reluctant to tackle
>>154078765Anon they do their tackles at top speedThey get CTE just like every other position not named kicker or punter
>boyfriend is a smoker >he got his wisdom teeth removed yesterday >doctor said do not smoke because you'll get dry socket and will be in unbelievable pain>boyfriend smoked anyway >now he's been moaning in nonstop pain and the dentist can't see him until thursdaysigh
>>154078475Called it before it was announced
>>154078833who will win the owl this season, Nostradamus?
i want to see laura get spitroasted so bad, bros
>>154079008You're a cuck.
>>154079091cuckoldry is the purest form of love
>>154079180And go Chiefs!
Gee I hope these replacement refs don't screw over bettors >:^)
ROLLTIDE
Couldn't possibly be an omen for anything
Raped Gaye is a crybaby faggot.
>>154079859NIL has killed the SEC
>>154080115and saved the sport
>>154080115>>154080236It's crazy what happens when everyone can pay players.
>>154080115>waaah we can't bribe people in backroom deals anymoregood, fuck SEC niggers
lmfaoooo
>>154080369This guy wouldn't last in Iran, let's put it that way heh
>story about 2 players drafted by the bucs dying at sea>they make the main character look like baker mayfieldWhat did they mean by this?
>>154080383Is this real?
>pretty certain that I’m going to kill myself before the next season startsOh well. Even though I never got to watch my team win a Super Bowl I guess I enjoyed watching the NFL for all these years.
>>154080394Yeah, they even made a joke about how one of the guys was on the 0-16 Lions.
>>154080415Kek I'm gonna watch this
>>154079180bills mafia...
>>154080414Don't do it bro, you're not a real fan unless you stick around until you die of natural causes after living a long and happy life.
>>154080421You're not missing much especially if you remember the story from the news like 15 or so years ago
>>154079180GO PACK GO
>>154080115ain't it great? the good ol' days are today
>>154078833
>>154080319What makes you think I'm complaining?
>>154075887Tates legit like all wr2 at ohio state, people always look at the 1 and don't realize the 2 is what makes the 1. They do all the effective stuff that translates to the pro level while the 1 does a bunch of meme shit, it's been like that for a decade there
>>154080813Kewl. WR is >our only real need, and we've got fuckall draft picks, so >we really can't afford to whiff on #7. So it's nice to know that they can't fuck up our pick (outside of taking O-line or QB)
>>154080945He blocks exceptionally well too, makes the playbook a lot easier and versatile. Matadors for receivers are cancer. You definitely will like him if you draft him, muh 40 speed means nothing
>Robin DeLorenzo, one of the first three women to work full-time as an on-field NFL official, has filed a lawsuit against the league and two officials, saying that she faced gender discrimination, retaliation and harassment while in her role from 2022 to 2025, when the league fired her.>womenWhen will they learn.
is an AJ Brown to the Browns trade enough of a threat to make him shut up and fly right?
>>154079008>>154079180BANG BANG NINER GANG
April Fools sucks again this year
MendozGOD finna make ya seethe
>>154081567Skill issue
>>154080994Awesome, awesome. There's also some rumblings that this will be Terry's last year with Washington, which sucks. So >we definitely need to invest in the WR of the future
>>154081608>no mobilityHe'll be above average at best in the modern NFL offense.
Kiwi is a bitch
My Rammies :)
>>154078683>Noooo you can't take over our stadium so we are moving our home game to Australia
>>154082148*diarrhea's in your mouth, nostrils and eyeballs*Now what?
>>154078683>>154082245Anyone have the edit with Raheem Morris?
>>154075906>educatedOn what exactly? That homosexuality is wrong?
>>154082307
Jenny fever is taking over
>>154082316Yeah wtf is up with this captcha?
>>154082316I answered it with "raidnigger tripfag" and it denied it. Back to the shapes.
>>154082316>>154082333Oh is for April fools
>>154082348Kek
>JK Dobbins on hosting a youth football camp in Mexico: “I also love to touch kids of a different type of upbringing. I love to touch the kids who don’t have it as fortunate as others. I wanna touch the kids, I wanna touch ‘em. I want to be able to not only in English, but in Spanish.”WTF DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>Goodell is in talks to having pride night games next seasonRIP NFL
[Schefter]Brady has announced he is selling his share of the Las Vegas Raiders for 2 billion dollars to unretire
[Rappaport]Joe Burrow has announced his express demands to be traded. He has threatened to sit out next season if ownership does not comply
>>154082712that might be real
[Taylor]Andy Reid admitted to local KC hospital with symptoms of a heart attack
>>154082312>Stafford still won MVP>didn't affect seeding>Still have the Falcons 1st round pickworth it
[Ryback]Bo Nix has made the queefies seethe and piss and fart uncontrollably
I am absolutely hammered
>mfw the regular is still 21 weeks away
>>154082821
>>154076248>>154076248>>154076248>>154076248
>>154078831Homosexuality is a sin. This is God punishing you
>>154083475they should move permanently there. orlando is vastly superior to the shithole known as jacksonville
so will the NFL investigate Miami for purposely trying to tank before the season even started? Non of their trades make any sense and I don’t see how they benefit at all from them. They’re gonna waste a pick on Beck watch.
>>154075446Is Ruben Bain Jr good?
>>154083968Not if the Jets draft him
>>154083968He’s undersized but good
>>154083977>undersizedYeah, that's why they filmed him standing on boxes.
>>154083974Quinnen Williams is/was good
>>154076194>>154076248>>154076391>>154083968>>154083977>>154083992
>>154084415kek
>>154082311Homosexuality isn't wrong though.
>>154084444Quads of queers
>>154083968Yeah, he's good
>>154083958If it cared it'd have competency tests for owners. The 8-10 that have a clue love it this way
no april fools 4chan gimmick this year?
Garrett Nussmeier is better than Ty Simpson, but will be drafted 3 rounds later.
>>154083958It would be obvious, shameless tanking if they hadn't signed Willis and had traded Achane. But as it stands now it's just incoherent retard moves.
>>154084590>he uses a passyikes
>>154084415basado
>>154084603Do you like solving IQ tests every time you want to post?
>>154084612Not a problem for me, my IQ is above room temperature
>>154083460She’s going to turn into such a good bimbo as she ages.
>>154082118Do you see, fellow ball knowers? Its already starting.
>>154084590There was. Im using 4chanX and didnt seem to have to deal with it.
>>154084603the misanthropic soviet fossils tightened internet restrictions again and remembered that 4chan was supposed to be blocked, so the captcha doesn't load anymore without a vpn. never thought i had to buy a gaijinpass, but i had no choice. is the gimmick in the captcha this year?
>>154084790never thought i'd have*
>>154084790See>>154081567>>154082316>>154084415
'arson 'eck
>>154084591bussymeier is a gay little quirk chungus and Ty Simpson is Andy Dalton 2.0You should focus on the real talent
>>154084868He'd be in snap city if he tried that in the NFL
>>154084877You realize that OSU defence he did that against has 3 projected 1st round picks right? He embarrassed the fuck out of those overrated faggots
>>154084861‘arson ‘almer
>>154084911I realize he'd get bussy busted tbqh
>Ladies and gentlemen, let's get one thing straight right now.>Fernando Mendoza... you walk around here like you're the second coming, strutting with that smug little grin, acting like you've already made it in this business. But the fact of the matter is, you're a flash in the pan. A nobody who got handed a few opportunities and thinks the whole locker room owes him respect. You? You're yesterday's news before you even hit the main event scene.>Me? I'm looking at the future. I'm looking at a kid who's got it all—size, athleticism, that killer instinct you can't teach. Carson Beck is the next great prodigy this industry has seen in a long, long time. The kind of talent that comes around once in a generation. While you're out there chasing spotlights and trying to stay relevant, Beck is already lapping you. He's hungrier, he's sharper, and he's got the Cerebral Assassin himself watching his back.>So Mendoza, enjoy your little moment in the sun... because when Beck steps into that ring with you, he's not just beating you—he's burying you. And the whole world is gonna see exactly why he's the future... and you're just another footnote.>Game over.
>>154084953Beck is going to the tardnals in the 2nd round. Cap this.
>>154084995I'm not going to cap it. I'm never going to cap it. Don't ask me again
>>154084953
>>154085002Im no longer asking. This is a threat. You SHALL cap this. You WILL do this.
>>154085045>Listen up, you anonymous little keyboard warrior hiding behind that green text and your mom’s basement Wi-Fi.>You think you can sit there in your crusty hoodie, typing away on 4chan like some tough guy, threatening The Game? Threatening ME? Son, I’ve had men bigger, meaner, and actually dangerous try to end my career in front of 20,000 people and fail. You? You’re not even a blip on the radar. You’re a nobody with a tripcode and a superiority complex. Come say that to my face and I’ll shove that threat so far down your throat you’ll be coughing up /b/ memes for a month. >The fact of the matter is, in this business, actions speak louder than your limp-dick greentext. And when Beck steps up and starts running through the entire roster, I want you to remember this moment — the moment a guy like me told you exactly how irrelevant you are.You’re not a threat. You’re comic relief.>Now go touch grass… or better yet, go watch Beck highlight reels and learn what a real wrestler looks like.>The Game has spoken.>Beck is taking over.>And there’s not a damn thing a 4chan edgelord like you can do about it.
>>154085074>Terry promoNeeds to be a 5 pages long
>the league office can call down to the field at any time and tell the refs to eject somebody>conversely they can also call the refs and tell them NOT to eject someone if the refs believe they should be ejected>the league office can(not will) correct mistakes made by the refsWho's getting league officialballed to the shadow realm this season? Or will they play it straight this year so they can tell the refs to fuck off and replace them with cheap lackeys and ai chatbots?
>>154085115>Oh, look at this genius right here.>You really thought you could drop a novel on me, didn’t you? Typing away like you’re writing the next great American manifesto, completely clueless that 4chan has a 2000 character limit. >Newsflash, champ — your little essay got chopped off at the knees before anyone even bothered to read past the first ten lines of your crying. That’s how irrelevant you are. You can’t even disrespect The Game properly without tripping over the board’s rules like a complete amateur.>And on top of that, you still had the nerve to come at Carson Beck? Let me break it down for your smooth brain one more time.>Beck is the next evolution — a lethal fusion of raw power, surgical precision, and an ice-cold killer instinct that makes legends tremble. He’s faster than the speed of thought, stronger than the old guard ever dreamed of being, and smarter than every so-called veteran in the back. This isn’t just talent… this is evolution perfected. The body of a destroyer, the mind of a chess grandmaster, and the heart of a predator who doesn’t just win matches — he ends careers.>You? You’re just another pathetic troll who couldn’t lace Beck’s boots if your sad little life depended on it. While you’re busy posting your chopped-up walls of text, getting filtered by a character limit like a rookie, Beck is out here training, evolving, and getting ready to bury guys who are actually in the ring — not hiding behind “Anonymous” and crying about how the post didn’t fit.>A guy like me doesn’t lose sleep over clowns who can’t even figure out how to make a post under 2000 characters. In this business, we respect competence. You have none.>The fact of the matter is, you came here trying to threaten me and shit on the future of this industry, and you couldn’t even clear the low bar of basic board etiquette. That’s how small you are.
>>154084911lmao this guy does not know ball
>>154084590Lmao
>>154083562
is the squrts era coming to an end in philly?
>>154085198Caleb Downs, Sonny Styles and Arvell Reese are all projected 1st round picks by almost every draft analyst. What's it like having shit for brains?
>>154085296Yes, good job. That wasn't the problem with your post though lel
>>154085310You're saying he didn't embarrass them? He easily outplayed Julian Saiyan. Just because his statline wasn't impressive doesn't mean he didn't play well. OSU were massive favorites and got plonked
I miss the NFL :(
>>154085360who is your team, digga?
>>154085375The cards! And I rooted for the Jags in the play-offs but only because no Cards there. No teams after the Jags dieded
>>154085401that's rough
