Mest
CY PAINTER
kek
A STANTONIAN ADVANCE TO SECOND
doyers
that funky muncy
>0 runs allowed in 2026LeguminACE??????
>>154079686kek
dodgers
>>154081243You’re a homosexual. Stop saving photos of men into your phone.
THAT FUNKY MUNCY
it was 5-0>detoilet
>>154081252Recycle because I'm slow
>>154081250he MUNCED that ball
>>154077840Fuck my boricua ass
>>154081262good edition
>>154081243ohtani is fat now
Tim "over the" Hill is pitching
>>154081243He’s so dreamy…
>>154081258KWAB
>>154081243Is that Puka Nacua?
>>154081271he seems to lose the weight right after the season then puts it back on for the start of the season
>>154081269Thanks, Bruce
>>154081256Volpe did it better and at a younger age than that veneer freak.
>>154081243HOOCHIE MAMA!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hZnjbJD__E
My Chihuahuas got revenge on Tacoma today
>>154081285my names not actually Bruce by the way
vesia looks like a terrorist with that beard
>>154081250he ate that up
>>154081298Yeah. Cut him some slack. He lost a daughter
>>154081253You underestimate the Yankee autist
>>154081305Fuck him and that dead bitch.
gg Mariners. See you later on today.
I think the Mariners SUCK!!
stankeedoos are getting uppity!
Sewald gets the save, wish the M's had brought him back.
>>154081256> There was something in the air that night> The stars were bright> Fernandooo
>>154081315It's an afternoon game!
>>154081317>living in the pastDodgers are never winning again, get used to the next 8 years of getting fucked by Kyle Schwarber and Juan Soto.
>>154081305it’s not a person until age 5
If Ohtani manages to emulate his 2022 season he'll have a legit shot at the Cy Young.He'd still need to beat Yamamoto who is a full-time pitcher and for Skenes to have an off year to win it, though.
>>154081325
>>154081305Roll that young ho in my blunt hahaha
GG tigs
>>154081330Still replied dodgerdrone
time to stretch
Metsbros, we really need the offense to gel. Our current output is simply inexcusable.
>>154081338
>>154081345Atta boy dodgcuck
TAKE ME OUT TO ZAH BARRRUGAMETAKE ME OUT TO ZAH CROWWWW(D)
>>154081343lowly whore
>>154081344I'm more worried about Peralta starting tomorrow. He had a rough start on opening day, and he only got bailed out by the bats
>>154081352
>>154081343noticing that a lot of doyettes have fake tits
>>154081323>tfw 1:10 PM PDT is 10:34 PM EDTYeah, sure "afternoon," if you want to call it that.
>>154081243/fa/ as fuck
Based fan robbing that ball
JUST foul + good catch by that guy
i thought the jints already lost their challenge, how come they were allowed to challenge last inning?
>>154081375take the tortapill my roo friend
singletani
Hope you all got a stretch in
>>154081274Worked out well tonight.
>praising rojas>strikes out terriblyHAHA
>>154081399L E C H E SECHES
>>154081375Los Angeles is full of plastic sluts
anglels
>>154081403Rojas has always been shit
>>154081379Just Dodgers things
>davis and hersh talkin' 'bout albatross birds
>>154081375that particular whore is almost entirely plastic. she also goes to disneyland in outfits like that.
>>154081305Did he ever find her?
>>154081403let's be honest, if he hadn't gotten that big hit in game 7 he wouldn't have gotten re-signed
>>154081414Yes but I’ll never forget him in game 7 of the World Series
>>154081399>nipples protudingvery very disrespectfulI dont mind a natty torta
The Mets would destroy this shit dodger team. Wake me up in October.
>>154081314>>154081326>>154081331>>154081423Pls hab secs
>>154081376^_^ soon very soon it will be daylight until 9:30 and every game starting before 7pm will be an afternoon game
>>154081368At least he's a vet with proven good stuff and the stamina to go deep. I'd take a 7 inning 4 run game from him. Our offensive firepower should be able to work with that. Lindor, Soto, Bichette, Polanco, Robert is no joke. Alvarez, Baty, Semien, Benge aren't meant to be free outs, either. We should always be in a position to win games that are 5 runs or less.
>5-0 Yankees MarinersMore like Scoreless in Seattle
Mariners would destroy this shit dodger team
betts, you gotta challenge that. he didn't trust his own eye. he wanted to challenge
Can we fire Souza, surely there's a better hitting coach out there. This has to be some conspiracy shit where the Seidlers are intentionally kneecapping the team to try and lower their value since they think buyers aren't biting.
Betts is using a corked bat, always has been.
Good thing I was working to avoid this pitiful offense crafted by the Padres. No way stammen survives within 2-4 weeks. Love the dude but he's fucking boorrinnngggg
Indians would destroy this shit dodger teamkek wtf was this???
*sobs*
>>154081473Pujols could've had the job, but he was demanding to be allowed to clean house of staff in his first year as manager which is just ridiculous. I wouldn't risk losing Niebla for Pujols, especially since we started seeing guys like Randy Vasquez finally turn it around
Diambags doubters you are trashWe will WIN FOREVER
>>154081488april fools. I got some clown girl. dunno what it means yet
Muncy is shit
>>154081497It’s only 09:30 PM!
>>154081343>fake face>fake tits>fake asslollmao even
>mucny
>>154081488>>154081497kek, I don't get anything
there we go
>>154081488I thought I was going insane for a minute. It gave me a picture of an anime girl
>>154081399No They age so, so badly
DAMN moogy betts
>>154081399the funniest part of this webm is the "tall" white guy at the end is only like 6'everyone else is just a beaner.
poodres lol
>>154081504
Mookie is so zesty LMAO
>>154081491Niebla or bud black can't be worse. Seriously lol are these players just tanking the value for the franchise? Seems like it unironically. This team looks good on paper but don't act like one.
now that’s some bullshit
>>154081506Turn your monitor on
Vesia's dead baby
snookie mookie
>POODRES
oh shit mookie was yelling at him after that
>>154081534Recker
>>154081459M’s can’t hit lefties and Fried is one of the best lefties
>>154081495He's a BIG snake
>>154081495>they really thought sneks wouldnt win it
>>154081546
I’d cook Vesia’s bitch fetus chicken Kiev style.
>>154081546Kek
>>154081554so true
>>154081547They should try sitting on their handsWhat the absolute fuck?!
>>154081551lol that's a great pic. Robin Hood is goated
come onnnn DOUBLE PLAY
>>154081571
>>154081565kek april fools shit
I’m gonna get filtered soon :(
>>154081571>furfagWhich team has the most furfag fans?
All I’m saying is, if cancer can be cured by fetus stem cells…I’m picking Vesia’s baby first and I WILL be slurping that fetus juice ez mode.
>>154081571I think that's from jungle book
>>154081571Am i tripping, isn’t that the snek from jungle book?
>>154081574alright, my stream was really late
>>154081587Dbacks
>>154081565Bocchi mentioned.
>>154080846i went to my first dodger game in 1986, if you ever make another assumption again i will track you down and end your life
>>154081582think a rogue mode lifted the recker ban. for now at least...
>>154081531kek 6' average yt boi in a sea of 4'10" Squatemalans
>>154081565holy shit this is gonna filter niggas hard lmfao
if my wife miscarried, I would divorce the bitch that means she’s defective
>>154081596>thinking dodger fans actually care about thatActual cringe
freddie :)
>>154081565>pay $20 for 4channel gold>april fools stolen
fweddie :3
>>154081531there's nothing wrong with being short or hispanic, you twat.
>>154081577I tried!also wtf is this captcha
btw I'm going to tomorrows gays game so they're going to lose. Bet accordingly
Apparently the april fools joke doesn't work with 4chanx
is there a polymarket for how many notes the african trumpeter misses tonight doing the diaz intro
>>154081531Bearded white dude is 6’5 minimum
>>154081606>>154081619Not everyone here watches anime retards
>>154081399i love visible nipples under a shirt so fucking much bros
>>154081640worked on my machine sir. althought idk what you mean by work. I was able to post after entering a name for the character. does anything else happen?
>>154081640it does, I don't think its every captcha thoughI've gotten normal and the joke one
are they going to do the stupid black girl playing the trumper again?
>>154081645Nope you're just a doyerpaco
>>154081640i have zero extentions. it's weird because i said this in another thread on another board and they don't believe me for some reason
>Kyle TuckerHow long before this fag is benched
>>154081643>african trumpeterlel
>>154081565i just got some weird brown thing with long legs and i had no idea what the fuck it's called
>>154081633?? it's a good edit i was laffin coz it's clearly from jungle book
>>154081658*trumpet
>>154081662he's been doing everything right
>>154081669I think a lot of the newer shit is from tiktok and us boomers are getting filtered. I got pic rel
>>154081671I tried!
>>154081677>replying to low effort baitoof madone
>>154081643that bitch is horrible and then she has the nerve to call out the fans calling her out
>>154081640kekit works now, just had to refresh after turning off muh passu
>>154081658i think she lives in the left field pavilion concessions low income housing (she sleeps in the hot dog bun drawer)
>>154081688Kek wait what did she say and can I get a series of Reddit screenshots in response??
>>154081669tung tung sahur?
>>154081688is she fuckable?
>>154081688>she has the nerve to call out the fans calling her outsource?
>>154081684i have never been more happy to be old and out of touch
FREDDIE GOT LEGS
>>154081698she made a tiktok or something about it. i saw the short on youtube.
can't believe freddie made it to third
TEOOOOO
TEO RBI :)
>>154081701i'm not even gonna google that bro i think it had a mustache tho
this guy ohtani eating sunflower seeds in the dugout
>>154081702you tell me
Doyers alive
It's raining in L.A.
>>154081719>>154081723i'd still rather have kwan. good baserunning from the doggies on that munkey hit thoughever
Freddy is retiring in like 3 years get over him
Broors.
PANDAMAN
P A N D YANDY
>>154081734im going to california soon I can't wait
>>154081734it's basically misting, not even a drizz
>>154081738retiring as a dodger too
>>154081738And he's going to Cooperstown in a Dodger's hat
>mogs timmy trumpet
>>154081747>>154081749Braves actually
ANDY P ANDY P
>>154081734>$500 fine for molesting a butterfly
>4 run leadoh no, we won't get the african faildaughter on trumpet tonight
>>154081750I CAN'T TRUMPET
not gonna lie, getting REALLY sick of hearing Shoheis walkout song
Big BsRed SoxI got money to kill timeDead clocks
>>154081766anon is NOT feelin good
>>154081750Black excellence
Alright, gang! New "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" is recorded for 2026!https://voca.ro/1euHUAUB8VWrAnd here's the rest!2022 (Original)https://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd2023 (Braves)https://voca.ro/16WMVbrYKB3U2024 (Dodgers)https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE(Non-Gay)https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u52025 (Yankees)https://voca.ro/1hLSLpWRKF8lEnjoy!
>>154081617>think a rogue mode lifted the recker ban. for now at least...I don't think there is or was any sort of 'Recker ban'.
>>154081766nips love that shit, man
>>154081772KEK
>>154081766AND IM FEELING…GOOOOOOOOOOOODWHICH YOU FUCKING RETARDS? I THOIGHT IT WAS THE KIWIS
I didn't see her
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>>154081789vpn off pedro
test
>>154081789Pizza
>>154081749>>154081747>>154081757It's really an interesting dilemma for him. he was a legend in ATL before the move, and he became a legend in LA after the gibby redux. I wonder which way he's leaning these days. A threepeat would probably make him go Dodgers, no?
>april fool's dayuh.... it's not even 10PM right now
>>154081806There won’t be a threepeat
>edWIN in to close it outit's over for the gay ass guardIansDODGERS FUCK YA!
>no live trumpet tonightis it true that blacks melt like a sugarcube in the rain?
>>154081797Poo in loo jeet
>Squaw ValleyIt's Lake Tahoe
>>154081822based sausage girl
>>154081821obviously, but you know, hypothetically
>>154081822Sausage girl poster has been spicy lately
>challenging a strike when you don't have a challenge
is diaz engineering a save situation so he can get a save
Edwin's a fairweather player
come onnnn TRIPLE PLAY
>>154081831Yeah they should've just called it Lake Tahoe. There's another Squaw Valley Kings County / Kings Canyon NP.
>>154081789pizza is a vegetable
>>154081844do you get an automatic strike (as a batter) or ball (as pitcher or catcher) for this? or do they just ignore it?
>>154081822Thanks for jinxing it asshole!
welp this rain isnt letting up
>>154081862It's ignored
>>154081789are you fruitspie?
>>154081865that's retarded, should absolutely be penalized
>>154081859I just realized I didn't link the post I meant to reply to>>154081734
rocchio sasaki
>>154081734what a wonderful place
Guards getting UMPEDShould’ve saved those challenges
>Chadres sold the form for Mason Miller to be an expensive bench closer warner all because Padres can't hit the fucking Giants pitching or pitching in general It's like Hader all over again lmao
>edLOSEsend him back to the Mest
>>154081750would
lordt please end this fucking game, i've had enough of these dodger reliever failsons
OH N-
great challenge will
Can you explain the concept of signing a guy that hasn't played against mlb level pitching to a 100million dollar contract?
How is there NO margin of error accounted for in ABS? that shouldve been umps call
smitty is killing it with the abs challenges
>>154081750wouldn't (unless she speaks like a total white girl)
>>154081498Test
VAR SINSON
>>154081243hate this fag
>>154081956pibes chorros
>>154081822Based sausage girl right as always
Doyers win!!
I don’t get an anime girl
gg injunssee you tomorrow
>>154081927some guys obviously have "it" and knowers can see it. colt is a major league baseball player. it's not much different than the pads extending merrill last year
Doyers won that gamegg guards cya tomorrow
>>154081904>hbp>walk>30+ pitchestold you he would do this kek
>>154081954she doeshttps://youtu.be/X3k6I8Me6ic?si=PfMa
>>154081990shut the fuck up gaylord
WEW
wintani
>>154082006oh hell nah it makes sense why it sounds so bad now
>>154082009we don’t sign our posts here
>>154081640Doesn’t work in my phone
>>154082020you’re right
WE LOVE IT
puro pinche doyers no mames
>playing "i love la" after every dodgers winthey used to only do this after walkoffs. completely devalued the excitement of the song. i fuckin hate the person doing the hype up music at the stadium now. all this ra ra clap your hands bullshit. take me back to that old cunt plunking around on her organ playing the hits from the 1950s
>>154082036Basado!
good game, indians
kirsten :)
>>154082006ok all is forgiven i love this oreo, black women with white souls are my weakness
>>154082049whats an oreo?
>>154082046another oreo <3
>>154082005Ghost of Kenley Jansen.
>>154082055it's a black cookie that has white filling in the middle
>>154081731disgusting
>>154082055black on the outside, white on the inside. bananas are asian on the outside, white on the inside (lots of them in california)
dodgers won that game btw
>>154082042Dieter Ruehle is a national treasure.
>>154081731>heard her speak english wellcomplete fuckable, would introduce to parents
>>154081731Stupid fucking cunt.
>>154082085go back to staples center kings games dieter. we don't need you here. we need a normal person who wont push the HYPE CROWD 001-999 button after every pitch
why does the new phillies pitcher look like a high school yearbook photo of their current manager?
>my doggiedoos won a game
>>154082108Wtf lol
>>154082108no one in my country knows who this is
>>154082024
GUYS GUYS SPORTSNET LIVE JUST SAIDTHAT FUNKY MUNCYHOLY SHIT
>>154082125it’s wrong to glorify obesity think of the children
>>154082042Nancy Bea passes away. She was great, a bit outdated but it worked because Dodger Stadium itself is old
>>154082125why is this so exciting to you?
>>154082006>PfMa
>>154082111I kinda dig this new dance.
GGs Cleveland, cya tomorrow for the rubber match
daylight savings this weekend so our sleep schedules will get closer together x
>>154082100Agreed. I could use less HEYOs and more 6 second licks from random songs across the years.
what about the chihuahuas?
>>154081731Not fuckable but is invited over to my house for dinner parties.
Marlins still atop the division
>>154082164>Mest
We need to do the wave now more than ever
>>154081998>over 9000 hours in Windows Movie Maker
>>154082111Sauce
I was at that terrible Mariners game today. I had a great time with my brother and sister but fuck that game was just bad.Par for the course for Seattle sports.
>>154082139IT'S THE CRAZIEST THING EVER OF ALL TIME
you’re all annoying. i’m out
>>154082137wrigley field still does the outdated organ things. it works in old ballparks and it's depressing that dodger stadium has leaned so far into modern CLAP YO HANDZ horseshit. i used to go to games when nancy was still playing. this was my favorite tween innings song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r1wjKgeE7o
>>154082186sausages@sausages.sausage
>>154082111nasty fucking cunt
>>154082137Dodgers still have an organ player at every home game right? The guy that does the Kings games? I hate the "clap yo handz' DJ bullshit, I'm sure it "tested better" or however the fuck businesses make decisions these days
>>154082186lovingeli
>>154082190you fuckers just won the super bowl
So the April fools prank is just entering in a characters name? And the name doesn’t have to even be correct? Baka
>>154082310yeah, the kings guys does double duty. idk if he's at ever dodger game or not. idk if he hits the constant "hype" button after every pitch or if that's some other retard but it makes me have violent thoughts towards whoever decided it's a good idea to turn baseball into basketball
I LOVEEE LA
>>154082318A freak accident.
>>154082186You fellas are easily shilled to huh?
>>154082394>people saying she's shit>pick the one simpKEK ACTUALLY WOMANLY
>>154082401? The Aussie already found her @
>>154082401LMAO INCOHERENT DIAPER RAMBLING
I’m just sayin if I were a e-hooer I’d just shill my OF on /sp/ or /tv/ and prob make a couple hundred bucks easy.
>diaper>womanly>timmysome of these nu memes aint it
>>154082186
Let’s give timmy his due
>>154082313Thank you based kiwi>>154082431I already got sauce and with all the OF hoes these days it ain’t worth it to look for it
took me longer than usual to find, maybe 6mins total
>>154082426It’s obviously some diaper doyer coomer posting her
>>154082454Kek I wasn’t even trying to make it about any team or fanbase but he def took it that way. Some sweaty coked out content manager probably trying to get her subscriber count up. Soulless times we are living in.
>>154082454i mean i'm just a pretty normal doyerfag who happened upon the file whist browsing a soccer gamethread (because they have a culture of slagposting (complimentary)) and have decided to post her in /mlb/ threads here and there. i don't know who she is and don't care
>>154082451Super Hacker of the Reiwa Era sugoi
>>154082473>replying to yourself>if I pretend that I'm actually the one calling out the social media manager shilling this whore no one will suspect that I actually am the social media manager posting the whore to 4chanYou're not fooling anyone, go shill your whore somewhere else
>>154081410can I get a sexy bulma with an M's hat, ty
They’re gonna have to start giving Judge and Ohtani their most juiced balls yet to get them to play goodRaleigh is a lost cause. They’ll give up on continuing him as a marketing shill soon. He can’t even make contact
>>154082429t. Dying Timmy mad about the Mets
>Dodgers and Lakers beat the Indians and Cavs
>>154081669Was it one of these?
>>154082583no one cares about the lakers until the playoffs (unless kobe is reincarnated and puts up 90)
>>154082583>apehoop
>>154082596yea that was the one. please don't tell me the "name" i don't give a fuck about this shit. i know pepe and basedjack and i don't need anything else
Let’s give spurdo et al their due
>>154082569>Be judge>give the most uninspired motivational speech for the WBC>Whiff and strike out the few games to start the season>Be Cal >Whiff and disrespect team meates in the WBC>Go 0 for 7 in the start of the seasonI Love cal, he deserved AL MVP. Judge is just a faggot. And genuinely sucks. Cal just cursed himself with the handshake.
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE??TURN ALL THE LIGHTS DOWN NOWI’M SMILING FROM EAR TO EAR (I’m feeling this!)MY BREATHING HAS GOT TOO LOUD (I’m feeling this!)
>>154082621allow me to gently retort: judge deserved mvpcal is fat and will hit less than 40 this yearjudge is god and will hit more than 40 this yearcal DID curse himself with the handshake. bat vibes for life, he'll never live it down
>>154082638consider this:the opposite of what you posted is true/will happen with one exception, he WILL have bat vibes for life
>>154082660For me, it's top right
>>154082660sogay ohtranny almost lost game 7 of the world series by himself and contributed nothing to the win the year beforegood for him for winning against the gaydians in march
>>154082660rolling!
>>154082669Yellow bro, don't be so jealous kek
>>154082660Do you like BTS?
>>154082708>>154082713
>>154082713Bussy Twink Sex?
>>154082721hai
>>154082708Well. Do you like BTS?>>154082721In taking to the jap
>>154082713fuck off chon
>>154082728>>154082708
>>154082669Ohtani hit a double which was brought in to tie game 1 in 2024. Then he got injured in game 2. Still had traffic on the bases for a Freddie dinger in Game 3.
>>154082638We call him clutch judge for a reason, not like Cal was ever clutch ever. Judge is obviously really clutch. Judge obviously gets HR in a short porch park and is so good. Doesn't switch hit or catch. Judge is soooooo good yankee fag.
>>154082725I am Japanese
>>154082827do you like BTS?
VPNerd alert
>>154082829I love Bussy Twink Sex
>>154082829Is it true that in America, men who listen to K-pop (especially male groups) are often labeled as gay?https://youtu.be/nGwmI6ArRG8?t=59
>>154082870men don't listen to gayslop in my country
tingle captcha
>>154082894Oh, wonderful, great America
>>154082870>labeledmale gaypop listeners sweeten their sake, if you catch my drift
>>154082905I forgot Anya’s name from Chrono Trigger… feeling a bit senile atm. >>154082870Pop Punk Country
>>154082870gay or pussy, yeah
>>154082660weak ohtani faces desu
>>154082660ohtani only makes funny faces when he messes up
>grows up in a well adjusted surburban enviroment>is insecure about her blackness>grows a gigantic afro to compensate
>>154083259I think their hair just naturally fros unless they manage it every day
>>154081533TOP KEK OH NO NO NO
Just woke up from getting absolutely shitfaced during the surprise... I mean, expected Dbacks victory. What did I misssssss?
>>154081533why are they like that?
>>154081643>>154081731Wait what the fuck lmaooo no way this is real
>>154083369faggotbacks?
>>154083420YEAH! We won that game
>>154083424BASED
>>154083369f u
>>154082870This is an Japanese melodic post black metal genny
>>154083416i wish they chose someone else too bro
>>154077840You have to wonder about a team that can't score against Ryne Stanek or Gordon Graceffo.
>>154083451Yeh a gay shit genny we say that & embrace it
>>154083445Oof sorry catbros
>>154083473I’m a gay Japanese man
>>154083486You're among friends
>>154083445uh thats a cub
>>154083445Cubs win
>>154082669Man I hate the Doyers too but chill
>>154083504He’s right you know
>>154083504>>154083506KEK
Cubs lost that game twice kek you literally can’t make this shit up
>>154083549Cubs won that game though, however
>fast forwards to the sixth inningGonna be a boring half game today
>>154083574Skubal kek
>>154083582Oh I just looked it up, appears he's choking regularly this year LMOAOA
>>154083571I yield please, no more.
>>1540833692001 was literally, unironically, and canonically our turn. What else are you going to take from us?
>>154083619Uh can I have one of your 27 rangs? Oh lawd tham rangs
>>154083619It wasn't a canon dumbass it was airplanes
>>154083619>canonically chikaner coded post
>>154081399POKIESOKIES
>>154081669Gondola, you fucking Philisiltine.
gm sports fans
>>154083689Gay mets lad
Uh? Tigerbros?
We HONGRY metsbros. Brekkie is a gaygel and manjizz chutney
>>154083270you cut your fingernails right?
>>154083752begrudgingly
>>154083752Oh pardon us mister blue blood with your fancy nail clippers fit for a king…
Cubbies select Pu Ping from da Asian league
Am I the only to predict the Sacramento Athletics making the WS this season only to get buck-broken by the fish?
>>154083921Electric stuff that kids got
>>154083619gm :^)
>>154083930Well the Marlins do have a better regular season record than the Dodgers and Yankees since June 13th, 2025. And the Athletics could be a dark horse threat if Nick Kurtz doesn't regress to where his underlying stats say he should be. (His contact rate on pitches in the zone is alarmingly low, he was just efficient with the contact he did make last season.)
Spotted an Ansel Adams photograph
hell yea, morning games rock
no april fool's event?
SNEKBROS WE EATIN
>>154084029Pretty sure that is literally me
>>154084065.500 soon
>>154084029That’s the guy that says mariners SUCK
hey we finally won guysand the faggot mets lostwhat a nice eveningPS: what the fuck was that captcha where i had to name some fucking cartoon characterluckily i could x it out and do a normal one
>>154084117Harper is gonna break out of his slump any day now!Also it’s April fools dayDumb azz.
>>154084013>they don’t care about Incel Adams>/mlb/ is a bunch of tasteless idiotsNoted
>>154084121well we can take our time if kyle hits dingersand April Fools day used to have more fun, elaborate tricks. this is just gay, like the Mets
PHAGGets kek!!!FAGGets kek!!!
FAGGets kek!!!
>>154084141It is an admittedly shit April fools Phentanyl Phrend, last years was better.
Who’s winning the Fent Series this year?
>>154083981Kurtz will be fine. Maybe a bit of regression on his bat on ball % rate and hard contact. The real question is how Langeliers holds up. I could see him producing a 6 WAR season. The A's need better pen tho to sneak into playoffs.
>>154084168America undefeated
>>154084179Wait a couple weeks headlines will say different
I have not gotten the fun captcha yet
>>154084186>fun captchaYou will be disappointed
Taliban gang riata drive
Oklahoma Tornadoes formerly known as the San Diego Padres.
On God, don't be too hard with your judgement
>>154084282Go to hell!!
Perhaps it's time we all showed mercy
>>154084292how can you judge us? For waking up with grudges, killing for our loved ones
>>154084282MLB = Muslim Levantine Brotherhood
>>154084282how can you judge us? Nobody never loved us, hugged us, or gave us nothing
>>154081353Those aren't even the baseball fans
>>154084141Made men or monsters, don't go against each other
i need an April fools assfucking pronto
>>154084292Tell my mama, I'ma be late to Heaven, cause of what I done turned to
One of the captchas asked me what was the correct Argentinian skin color and it ranged from diarrhea brown to midnight black kek.
Hail CubspieFull of graceThe lord is with thee
>>154084410Dwight’s Ox general
Ok, wtf is his problem?
Whats the answer?
>>154084437he made the front page of fox news. id say that is a pretty incredible accomplishment. definitely something to hang your hat on.
>>154084449350
>>154084449What's the question?
>>154084464Woah…
It’s up
Oh god, how can you judge us? For waking up with grudges when nobody ever loved us, hugged us, or gave us nothing.
>>154084479I don't know why americans are like this.
Oh god, how can you judge us?
hot: my teamnot: your team
>>154084494>>154084507*farts in your face*
>>154084437mark my words, he's going to kill himself before the season is through will all you sick fucks still be laughing about ABS and replay challenges then??? huh????????
>>154084544I unironically think he's going senile and should be put in a home
>>154084560he's old, he's not that old.
Pete Alonso Mariner 1st
Why are Dominicans like this?
Guardians being 1st in the Central with a negative 10 run differential is exactly how I thought this season was gonna go
>>154084587>why are subhumans acting subhuman wait until we talk about the korean and jap worlders
>>154084597They should trade for Trout and Stanton they are producing
BM Mariners nation
>>154084500Pretty sure it’s an april fools joke *does the wave in your face*
>>154084587In the Dominican Republic, some girls behave this way to earn money. This is the only way they have learned to do so, just like their mothers did before them.
>>154084598you’re a subhuman
>>154084630wb
testicles
>>154084630Is anyone ever really banned?
>>154084630test is bad for you
>>154084619*stands up* woooo!!! *sits down*
>>154084639*stands up* woooo!!! *sits down*
FAGGet Mike is the fastest player in the MLB.
*stands up* woooo!!! *sits down*
>>154084650>>154084657>>154084663*stands up* woooo!!! *sits down*
>>154084631I’m White and have standards. Sorry for your skin tone, please bleach it before speaking to me again Sammy
>>154084716>I whiteI know I just said, subhuman.
Nothin like a whiskey at 8:30 in the mornin. What a life!
Riata drive
Nigga u no we wuz like star kingz n shiiet till dem mayo monkey cavemen nei-andre-draws lepers came n stole America from us n shiiet. We wuz alien king n shiiet nigguh-how did a caveman steal fro..SYBAU u fukin oreo ass house nigga uncle tom
>>154084811Your skin is the color of pork and ham
>>154084811Subaruuuuuuuuu in a fu
>>154084457if a white ump does this fox news doesn't run it
>>154084862They’d run anything right now to distract from Zion Don’s war for Israel
>>154081252
what are the odds that Craig Stammen survives until the all-star break?
