no footo today check again tomorrow
I’m a fat idiot retard with no discipline or guts to change
>>154078220based tom lynch
>>154078161i watch this vid and jordan lewis getting knocked out cold to masturbate
How are Italy so shit at Wogball? It was literally named after them!
footo
iggos
genuinely think the iggs are a chance shitney are nothing without gulden, curnow is a spud who will easily be shut down by the defence as well
Anyone remember the short lived footy show wth a laugh track called Bounce?
>>154079659if lethal snapped peter helliyers spine and raped him to death on live tv, it would be the only funny segment of that shite
How much are the Aints paying Max King to not play footy?
baiting americans is so fucking easygod they are retarded
>>154080238HOLY BASED, back in the headlines for his annual Easter message
Christ is King
Ben is King
Which club fucked up more by refusing to trade their player for value: Essendon with Zach Merrett or St Kilda with Rowan Marshall?Neither are going to get anywhere near as much when they're forced to trade them at the end of this season.
I like going through my old youtube comments and laughing at them
ready to die in a civil war against Canberra in Skyrim
>>154080707I deleted all my youtube comments a few years ago because i had basically spent 15 years telling people to kill themselves etc and i thought it could catch up with me one day
i don't leave comments online linked to an account
JUST
>>154080533west coast for not trading the reid pick to speed up their rebuild
>>154080953How would that have sped up their rebuild?
Are you blokes looking forward to the football this weekend?
>>154081132Tomorrow innit? And yes.
>blokes
iggs
>>154080238miss him
thinking about snapper abboud again
>>154080533Essendon. The offer for Merret was much better since Geelong don't overpay.
>whateley whinging about we need muh night granny to compete with nrlelshuuuut upppp old ass nigga
>>154081427fr
whateley deserves to be executed
>>154080533West Coast not trading Gaff to Norf at the end of 2018
its funny how people actually think the afl needs to compete with the nrl when afl is far more popular both nationally and globallywhy compete with a minnow league in a tiny market? well dildo is killing all interest in the game, reckon he's a plant trying to level the playing field or something
afl OWE dosn an assistance pick
jordies new video today wasn't as good as it could have been. made some good points but he didn't hit them very well
free public transport is based
>>154081037i dunno just repeating what the experts (footy media) said.
>>154081037turn one pick into multiple are you fucking retarded cunt
>>154081636>free
>>154081721I understand the theory but do you really think two decent/okay prospects speeds up a rebuild more than one very good player does?
>AFL boss Andrew Dillon confirms extension to Gather Round in Adelaide until 2036; SA premier Malinauskas announces plans for post-game concerts at Saturday afternoon matches for exclusive ticket holders.
>>154081798yes
>>154081805>2036jesus christa few years i can understand but 10?not to mention it's extra travel for teams from WA
>2036
Imagine how much stronger the competition would feel if the 88 players on GC / GWS list were spread over 16 teams. Notice how the comp has felt weaker since 2012. Imagine that 2012 Swans side with their worst 5 players replaced with 5 better players
>>154081805Getting to start the season a week before everyone else really makes up for losing a home game to this pathetic domestic tourism welfare shite.
>>154081878hawthorn asterisk flags all but confirmed
>>154081814Do you have some examples of this successfully accelerating a rebuild?
wish there was some footy on
>>154081878Would settle for Tassie getting fucked off and the merge/folding of 4 Victorian clubs. Bulldogs, Essendon, Carlton and St. Kilda would be good picks
>>154081939yes
i dont like gather round
>>154081989Please share them.
>>154081993oh no
gather round deez nuts
>>154082030I love it
>>154082007ok
>>154081805fuck up storycunt
>cut fuel tax so you can impose fuel restrictions
>>154081878no one talks about this enoughthe talent pool is spread thin and will only get thinner with tassie and then the inevitable 20th team for fixturing reasons20 * 45 players = 900 players, that's too many
>gaslighting normies into believing this will all be over soonso cruel
>>154082161>cut fuel tax to drive up demand and raise prices but now with less supply>price increases again once the excise cut expires
i have very little incentive to be alive other than to see how crazy the circus gets
>>154082168Sadistic really.
>>154082163do zoomers even play footy? do they watch it?
I just had a captcha with a longcat silhouette asking me to identify it by name. Are they filtering out the nufags?
>>154082192i see a decent amount when i go to games, not sure about playing
>got fuel 2 days before the gubbamint cuts the pricesigh
we got only a few more days of freedoms until we are under lockdown due to carownervirus
>>154082213>carownerviruskek
>>154082201it's somewhat popular around me but I see it fading unless there's like a scholarship pipeline or someshit like the U.S has. It might exist already I do not know.
Will Mitch's baby be Brown?
the only fuel I need is free. It's called air.I'm a breatharian
Crowds are already dismal this seasonProduct is the worst in living memory Locky d comingBETTER ANNOUNCE MORE TEAMS AND GIMMICK ROUNDS
>>154082213fuckin kek, that's great
>>154082213Do you really think the energy lockdowns will be announced tonight or are they going to give us the 'if you comply with these asinine demands of ours we we won't lockdown, promise' routine first?
now 100kmh e bikes will be pushed as safe and effective
>>154082222I'm honestly glad the SANFL poof came out of the closet as a legitimate faggot if only to sideline this attention whore as the gay footy player personality permanently.
I told you blokes to buy a pushbike before normies get onto them and you're priced out
>>154082235fuckin hate those things, almost as dangerous to pedestrians as cars but people ride them on footpaths as well
>>154082228You KNOW they're too spineless to actually stop Keith taking his family off in their goytank and half milly unroadworthy caravan over Easter. It'll be empty rhetoric with hard enforcement and directives "mysteriously" being announced on Tuesday.
>>154082241looks like i'll have to get the old huffy bmx bike out anyone wanna ride on my pegs?
this country is a day care for boomers
>>154082228thinking we might be sending ships lastarmer making an announcement trumpy making an announcement its all a bit much
idk what they're thinking they're going to get pwned again
>>154082256yep, up until the point they get locked away in care homes to be abused by africans
hows nofap going?
>>154082278been gooning twice a day
>>154082278day 2 mate not bad
>>154082278good
>>154082228Fuel rations WILL be announced tonight. 20 litres per week limit for all non-Jews.
>>154082298meant farmers btw iykwim haha
>>154082278I jacked off to videos of attractive European women being buttfucked hours ago.
Business idea: lockdowns for subhuman coomers
>>154082309Not much profitability potential. I already do that for free.
i wanna go to bed
>>154082324Based Justin Longmuir
>>154082278Had an 83 day streak this year, one benefit is you can legitimately operate perfectly on like 6 hours sleep. I was always buzzing waking up at like 4:30am
i've been range banned
we watching an IPL this year? seems like Kayo only has a small selection of games
>>154082334They seem to be cycling through aussie ISPs with random range bans. Been seeing quite a few people say they're range banned and only mentioned in these threads. I was range banned for almost two weeks recently and I hadn't done anything.
>>154082350>iplelnah, I get up early and watch baseball instead
>>154082237ahem, he was a lions poof nice try banefag
>>154082361I was banned yesterday
Lockdownchads, a copita of sherry is recommended while watching our lockdown announcement. Drinkscarters need not apply, we won't be associated with the derelict caravans of the drinks world.
gonna smoke some dude weed ciao
>>154082366>1 game for the Lions in 2005 before being delisted>220 games for North Adelaide in the SANFL>HE WAS A LION!Minnow club supporter desperate for a win against the Lions.
>>154082369A second Footy Frenzy will help the medicine go down.
where's the fucking april fool's joke?
>>154082408its a captcha mick
>>154082332interestingi always gave up after a few weeks when i started getting wet dreams every night
Shall be tuning in for the national addressing and shall be following whatever our fearless leader says
i sure hope cheryl and ross will still be able to tour australia in their brand new ford everest and jayco caravan that is over gvm. they've been looking forward to it ever since they bought the caravan last week
Can’t stop crying
>>154082446If I don’t get to complete the big lap I was promised when I get older I’m gonna be fucking pissed
>Leaked reports claiming that Prime Minister Albanese's address to the nation will be him confessing to be micksperg
>>154082442What time is it? >>154082456True
Why do you guys still defend the AFL?Nathan Murphy and Paul Seedsman have now lost their insurance payout claims for concussion retirement, and Zurich is aggressively fighting Angus Brayshaw's payout. AFL players are STILL uninsured for concussion related injuries two years after Zurich officially pulled out.So you might ask, where does the AFL fit in all this? They are relentlessly committed to losing shitloads of money every year on GWS(which has been a complete marketing failure), AFLW and soon Tasmania. They are in a position where they can't afford to help these ex-players with life-altering brain injuries because they PUT themselves in this position with terrible investments. This is why the AFL is constantly trying to sweep all concussion related news under the rug, and hates it when the media start talking about it.The class action lawsuit is getting bigger and bigger and the AFL has no answers. They are desperate to keep pushing AFLW and GWS but still can't find an insurer for head injuries.
>>154082462
>>154082462crisp brad scott
Got fuel before albo panic's the normies.
>>154082471Literally no one here defends the afl
>clubs with confirmed homosexuals:brisbane>clubs with confirmed bisexuals:west coast>heterosexual clubs:the rest
>>154082462Things will get better when you're back in a media role, Vossy.
>tfw have nowhere to be so the fuel shit hasn't impacted me in the slightestFeels good desu though paying registration for a car I barely use makes me feel sick.
I’m so excited for the lockdown announcement I’m literally giddy
>>154082498me too my car barely gets driven perks of walkable cities
>>154082492I can tell you for a fact that St Kilda have a gay player on their list. Not bullshit either, it's directly from an in-the-know.
>>154082492gold coast have a confirmed bisexual as well
>gold coast and brisbane have pooftersthis is why the masonic fag mafia at afl house have stopped at nothing to help bane and gc
>>154082505I've heard this multiple times about St Kilda but since no one ever actually says the player's name, even when they're claiming it anonymously, I'm suspicious whether it's actually true. Wouldn't surprise me, but if it is name them.
>>154082492darcy moore was being filmed in a doco about being a gay afl player, curious how you didn't add that to your list>>154082505is it one of the ones on a million dollars a year kek
>>154082500>lockdowns happen>my life is exactly the same>normies go crazy again
found him
>>154082531poor bugger has AIDS as well
>>154082523I've got the name but it was given to me in confidence with a strict directive not to tell.I will say this though: a player left the club as a result of something behind the scenes related to this.
>>154082537you are anonymous on 4chan dickhead, a bloke came out that he worked for epstein here provide the goods or cunt off
>>154082537
>>154082369https://thewest.com.au/politics/state-politics/state-of-emergency-declared-in-wa-after-fuel-suppliers-reject-roger-cooks-demand-for-information-c-22080606>State of emergency declared in WA after fuel suppliers reject Roger Cook’s demand for information>he Premier has announced he will use emergency powers under the Fuel, Energy and Power Resources Act 1972.based
>>154082549that's great political leadership desu
>>154082540I know you're a reclusive autist, but generally when someone gives you highly sensitive information in good faith, it's common sense not to violate their trust.It might not matter to an autistic person like you, but this is how normal people function.>a bloke came out that he worked for epstein hereMeans absolutely nothing, autismo.
crazy how if you just let the market set the price of fuel people would decide themselves if they want to pay for it or not
>“Unfortunately, our efforts are being handled by not having the full visibility of the fuel supply chain,” he said.finna vibecode a solution and pitch it and retire
>>154082555i know you're a fucking lying spastic but there is nothing linking you to the player besides what you provide, and if you genuinely know and didn't want people to ask who then why mention it?
#lionpride
>>154082549https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/economics/article/3348624/malaysian-minister-warns-very-very-serious-energy-crisis
you know what would help? infinite indian immigrants.
>>154082564I don't mind teasing a bit of information, but I'm never dropping names that were given to me in confidence.Believe whatever you like, my dear autist.
when do the we're all in this together ads start
>>154082566What do you expect them to say? Any response short of 'we're so glad that spud who played 1 game for us after the glory years when we were desperate for talent before we sacked him for being shit turned out to be a faggot' would get criticised.
I can also tell you for a fact that there's a gay ex-Adelaide player.Unlike your Mitch Browns or your Ryswyks, this ex-Adelaide player was one of their stars.
>>154082571What's hilarious is that even as they lock us down they'll still keep importing millions more Indians.Wait...that's not funny.
What the fuck? Aren't these all fruits + a pizza?
fuck off normies
>>154082574these are so inspirational, and it feels so warm to know i'm in this together with millions of australians with our super investments.
the indian at my gym fucking STINKS
>>154082585He’s scent mogging you
>>154082587*scent rape
>>154082585i walked past one working at woolies packing someones orderfucking every aisle had the cunts scentreminder this is what handles your food when you get it delivered
>>154082585Reminder that indians are buying out all the whey protein, which is why it's so expensive now.
Why is nu-4chan like this?
banefaggot is SHOOK
cazzies first 4chan april fools
indians dont eat protein
Very boring April fools joke, no community aspect to it
>>154082471take it to bigfooty champ
Nick Daicos
dey eat da poopoo
>>154082597>>154082603This captcha is april fools? I thought they usually do something more elaborate.
What about butter chicken
>>154082603Yep. Uninspired.
>>154082606bane supporters really are disgusting
>>154082564Fine I'll tell you. It was Jack Sinclair and Jack Steven. Happy now?
she broke my heart
>>154082610I like curry, I do. But now that we've got the recipe is there any reason for them to stay?
>>154082614now what about this? >>154082578
>>154082492There are no homosexuals playing for brisbane
>>154082623Ken McGregor
NEET life is so exhausting, it feels like I've been on the tools for 8 hours i'm that busy
Thoughts?https://litter.catbox.moe/w2ukye.mp4
banesperg's strident denial of his club's factual association with the homosexual community can only be explained as self directed loathing stemming from repressed honosexual urgest. psychologist
>>154082566#youipride
Why do you guys like the jim beam sweet caroline ad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJVqppTP9T8
Why are you blokes gossiping about homosexuals?
>>154082637I can't stand it.
tfw no footy tonight
How much training would it take to kick a set shot from the 50 metre line with a defender in the square? I can't see it being possible for me at all
tigers might get off the bottom after this round
>>154082646At least we only have three nights without it. Looking forward to tomorrow night desu.
>>154082650I think even if they lose they'll end up second last because Dogs will eviscerate the Bombers.
>>154082640Do you know where we are?
>jack higgins said he didn't like adelaide last year>this enraged south australians so much they forced him to take a trip through the limestone coast to adelaide>they have now successfully converted him to be an ambassador for SA tourism
Lets hope Bulldogs beat Essendon by 100+ points
If we're locked down will they drop the price of goyslop delivery? It's outrageously expensive currently. You pay like $30 for KFC or Maccas if you don't get it yourself.
>>154082670LOL
So what is the worst ad?Industry superfund?Jim beam sweet caroline?The NAB ad where the house runs away and the bank worker chases it in car? Or the alternative version with the jeet looking to expand his business with the chink bank worker?All those aami clanger ads?Sportsbet "having a crack"?Youi?KFC?
>>154082664They feasted on the lower teams last year and they look a lot better this year so don't see that changing. Line is currently 74.5.
>>154082649Couple days if I hit a perfect torp
>>154082674Specsavers has put out a real stinker recently
>>154082674the bws one with that ugly ranga bitch
>>154082674The answer is kfc
>>154082676Gotta be a drop punt and the training is to be able to do it at least 1/10 times from directly in front.Is it within a normal persons grasp? Cuz it seems like a bunch of AFL level players aren't comfortable with the distance
>>154082674BARBADOS BABY!
>>154082674I hate the Jim Beam singing, Telstra whistling, and Sportsbet/Pointsbet ads most.
>>154082674>aamihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNdZChAibfchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7zXBJY_sJIhow does this company always manage to make annoying ads? this clanger shit has gotten really old, do npcs still love it or something?
The fact is the Geelong player knew it came off his foot it was extremely bad sportmanship and cheating simple as that if the Geelong player had any integrity at all he would have told the umpire it came off my foot as far as i'm concerned he is a low life cheat. Comes down to the .integrity of the player.
>>154082674You forgot Allianz with the big bird rescuing the little bird with that shit song in the background.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRwlzHfXpcQ
>>154082674I don't watch TV other than sports and usually mute the TV when the ads are on. So I don't know.
>>154082687I don't even care about their ads aside from the catchphrase being tired and way overdone. Their ads at least seem short. I feel like they're 15 seconds vs others that feels 30 seconds or more.
>>154082697>Telstra whistlinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSE72-8gvcc>reading the comments
This story on the news. A taxi driver hits a kid and does a runner, only for the next customer to be dropped of where he just come from. The cops were waiting for him. I don't understand how the law works, but he hit the kid, left the scene and the cops let him go. Doesn't seem right.
Name a single good ad that has a black/brown person in it
>>154082726The Google BLINDAH ad
Remember this shit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gMQKK3cf-0
>>154082726https://youtu.be/9n7Top2Ou4M?si=TF7sBtZPBKjL_CGU
It's a big adSuch a big ad
Adam Simpson is a low key funny guy desu. I like the segments with him and Horse on 360.
buy a horse before it's too late bros
Albanese's voice makes me want to see him get crushed by a falling piano.
>>154082674ENTER
>albo cucking to tradiesofficeshitters, where are you at?
>catch the bus if you canHoly Kek, we'll be out of petrol tomorrow, this will send the cookers out in droves.
The Great Debate:1970:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Q_IM1FLKw2006:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEztlfABCb42022:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THVeZxQ08ZU
>demands attention>announces nothingOur fearless leader
I don't even know why they felt the need to have him make that announcement. Complete waste of time.
This the exact reason I bought fuel earlier today before albo's big announcement.
>>154082759He told us to remain calm in a ominous tone. Shit is going to get really bad.
Mr's Mac's > Four'n Twenty
>>154082762It changed literally nothing. He announced literally nothing.
it hasn't been easyunder clarko
one nation shills OUT
>>154082749the coles ads with "these boots are made for walkin" are worse
Shut the fuck up about Albo, we got fucked by that fat retard Trump. Fuck off to /pol/ if you think otherwise cunts. If you don’t like that, you’ll have to me to deal with
>you’ll have to me to deal withHe's actually seething, it's not a 'mick. That makes it far more pathetic.
What's Albo's brand? Can it stand up when the fire gets cooking?
>>154082749I notice they don't make ads about the prices being down anymore.
>>154082769Making a big announcement about "conserve fuel" will only panic the public.
>>154082773No, Albo could've very easily provisioned for this, but he chose to keep Australia dependent on foreign imports in favour of pursuing net zero, which is one of the most laughable scams of all time.Anyone who is loyal to a major party is a complete and utter idiot, you included.
>>154082779or prices being locked forever
why do you guys love petrol so much?
>>154082777it's an interesting discussion
>>154082773relax nigga fucking hell
>>154082783So why make an announcement at all? Anyone with a brain sees this for what it is. You'd panic people less by not doing any announcement.
i cant learn how to drive a car
>>154082789There's few practical alternatives currently.
Still waiting to here a single one of you labor stooges attempt to justify net zero targets.Literally the stupidest thing ever, and it's going to destroy our country, especially while we're so hell bent on increasing migration intakes, which raises energy demand.
but how does the price of fuel impact the release of the epstein files?
>>154082802please don't trigger leftypolsperg he's already on a knife's edge
It's time for WA to secede, you guys have gorged yourselves on our teat for too long now.
thank god there isn't a piss shortage
>>154082808Shall be keeping an eye on this 'mick
Powerful.
>>154082796He's panicked but trying not to show and doesn't know what to do and trying dissuade the public of their panic so he can get the last pieces of his affairs in order in case he has to flee the country to China.
I put "Ayla" from Chrono Trigger as the captcha and it still said I was wrong wtf
im sick of hearing about the epstein files
>>154082802NSW labor government just banned any potential new coal mines from starting up.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>154082820why?
>>154082815Who voted for this dork?
>>154082820we're sick of a pedophile being president.
>>154082826i did because dutton was a golem
lets be honest we all wish trump got it between the eyes when that incel shot at him
Not to get too political but I think that the bombers should have traded Zach Merret last year.
>>154082832Why is it only ever major parties for you NPCs? What's stopping you from allocating your preferences to minor parties? Especially in the upper house.
>>154082842But Essendon wouldn't have even been able to use the picks that Hawthorn were giving?
>>154082845¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I vote greens
voting is pointless and there is no political solution to the mess we are inworld war three or some form of plutocracy/kleptocracy is inevitable
>>154082854>some form of plutocracy/kleptocracy is inevitableoh dear, you poor soul
>>154082854World War III is the political solution retard
>>154082850No one here knows who this is, right?
>>154082784Shut the fuck up, just recycling sky news talking points that daddy told you are true! You puppet! You’re a shill faggot, I would love to waste you in person, you cunt! Fuck you!
>>154082860obviously to a far greater extent than what it is now
>>154082845who'd you vote for, zion nation?
We have an abundance of oil, coal, natural gas and uranium. For coal, natural gas and uranium we mainly export that instead of using it here. Australia accounts for ~25% of global coal exports. We have around 14.7 billion barrels of untapped oil. We have ~220 trillion cubic feet untapped natural gas. Australia has the largest uranium resources in the world about one‑third of global known reserves but we are only the 4th‑largest producer. We could literally have the cheapest power in the world but because of the WEF Net Zero mandate and the labor governments adhering to it we don't profit domestically from being a energy resource rich country.The labor government has also said they will import 300,000 new immigrants into the country for this financial year which is up from the predicted 260,000.We are in managed decline this is done by design. AFL will survive all this because the masses need their bread a circuses.
shits me to tears that lockett is considered a champion
>>154082866Say what you like about One Nation, but at least they're pledging to scale down net migration and invest in the fossil fuels sector and nuclear. These are the two biggest things that would benefit the country right now.Then you have Libertarian Party, Great Australia Party, Sustainable Australia(left wing, but actually rejecting high immigration), Katter, Trumpet of Patriots,, People First, Family First, Shooters Fishers Farmers, Christians, the list goes on.None of these parties are perfect, and some are far more flawed than others, but at the very least they represent something other than the status quo. The fact that Albo was re-elected in a landslide, gaining 17 seats after his first term, confirms that Australia is indeed a nation of idiots, and deserve to be hit hard in the wallet.
>>154082888based
>>154082888its the vooooooter
What about the essendon crisis? According to Reddit, if Scott gets sacked. he'll be paid out his full contract which ends end of season next yearhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1s7k6qh/ralph_the_full_price_of_a_brad_scott_sacking_he/
>>154082897What about it? They are simply a club in no man's land, just like Port Power, Carlton, GWS and St Kilda.
>>154082747ASHHRAYLN POUEYPW
>>154082845This. Vote Greens.
>>154082852Same
Remember how when posters would bring up politics in /afl/, they'd be called saxshit and told to go away? We need to bring that mick back again
>>154082928Saxshit inserted /pol/shit unnecessarily. We used to be otherwise completely apolitical.
>>154082456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkrbF3f-w20Even Sky News is starting to turn on Trump, but read the comments; they are full of Trump sycophants accusing them of "TDS".Does Australia really have this many Trump fanboys?
So 60% of the country vote no in the Voice referendum against Albanese. Yet then the country turns around and votes 55.2% for labor.That's a massive swing from disapproval to approval it not so very long a time. I'm calling silly buggers.Also the latest albanese government has only been in government for 11 months. That's Over 4 years to go.Will the AFL survive this since ticketing numbers are down due to the housing/rental crisis, cost of living crisis and now the fuel crisis?
>>154082928crisp
>>154082942>That's Over 4 years to go.3* years...
>>154082942Go away saxon, take the politics to /pol/
Cool!
I'm going to start stocking up on cans of food, hundreds of them. When the fuel runs out how will the stores get their food deliveries? Think ahead of the sheep you idiots
>>154082866hitler was a zionist
>>154082951it's not going to workeverything is politicalyou did this, I just wanted to play video games
deezi nuts>shoots 2 copsha gottim
>>154082957why would you want to live an extra couple weeks whilst indians rape everyone
port adelaide ruined inxs
>>154082955Sir Reality Check
>You can talk about politics in /afl/ as long as it's identity politics, feminism or race related politics, gender politics etc... that's fine.*Talks about all the crisis we are currently enduring because of the current governments political decisions*>NO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
>get home from work>eat dinner>load up porn game>play for 2-3 hours but don't jack off because my dick won't go up on its own and I cbf coaxing it out>go to bed>wake up at 5am and go to work again
footy?
>>154082974this is life under albo
>>154082957At least Doordash and Uber eats drivers are getting btfo
>>154082936kek
Zach Merrett
>>154082974what did you have for dinner
>>154082976>>154082975playing "School of Lust" atm
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
>>154082957how are they gonna make canned food when they can't deliver the can and food? i just bought a can factory and a food factory for my own personal use. think ahead sheeple.
gonna go to the winchester and have a pint whilst waiting for this to all be over
>>154082985mum made lasagna using the same recipe she always does from a cookbook written in Swedish that's 60 years old and been falling about for half of them
neets with no car chads we will inherit the earth
>>154083002more like tesla shareholders kek
>>154082987nonce
>>154083002I'm not a NEET and I don't have a car
>>154083001soul
>>154083010Even worse
>>154083009All characters are 18+.
I was born for this shit. I live in the valley of chaos. You merely adopted it.
>>154082796>Anyone with a brain sees this for what it is.>with a brain That audience is smaller than you think.
How are there still Trump fans in Australia?
>neets with no car chads we will inherit the earth
ScoMo is furious at Trump's critics over the Iran war:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07PdINPF0-E
>>154083021exactly. one day I'll wake up and everyone will have died due to squabbling over petrol
>>154083022miss him like you wouldn't believe x
>>154083017>icelands his favourite place>im gonna build him a skatepark
I express more than sympathy. Iran have my full support. Bomb America and Israel to obliteration
I saw a couple tradies look almost in tears driving their big hilux Ute's today. Would've cost them around $50 to get to work kek
>>154083035My next door neighbour has a 4x4 but it's a company car so he has a fuel card and his bosses are cunts. He had a sort of jollity to his voice last time he told me how much it cost 'him' to fill up
>>154083035how will they keep their fragile egos inflated now without their emotional support vehicles. we could have a real suicide crisis on our hands now that tradies can't self regulate by tailgating
weird unwashed neighbour keeps asking me how much it costs to fill up my car every day i get home from work
what is the point of net zero if it just means moving emissions offshore?
Didn't fap yesterday, so into day 2 today. No urges so far today, but I imagine that will come later. How long does it usually take before confidence levels noticeably improve?
>>1540830797-8 monthsdepression should lift in 4-5 monthsenergy levels should improve within 2-3 weeks
>>154083089can you please describe how 3-6 months goes?I haven't reached that far yet
>>154083058>We are committed to Net Zero>But we will build our economy around selling minerals to countries that are not then letting purchase our inflated real estate
without my postsalf stops
theres only 20 blokes that post here
Satan is King
>>154082974>decide to quit porn and fapping for a few weeks due to limp dick lately>2 days only and getting the strongest urges to jack off/view porn (not even really horny, just have the urge)that's how I know I need to stop
Janny randomly pinged this one for off-topic: >>154083074Janny, why don't you give this thread a read then ask yourself if 90% of the posts are on-topic.It is silly to pick out individual posts for being "off-topic" while allowing this thread to exist with very little sports discussion. At the very least enforce a move to /int/ or something.
BAWLING
tonight's playlist
>>154083129xirs only want men to coom to them
Survivor is the worst fucking show and the people that go on it are insufferableI just cant stomach it
coomers are a blight on society so not sure why you would go out and cry about that shit get deleted mate
>>154083136forgot linkhttps://www.aria.com.au/charts/2007/singles-chart
>>154083129based janny getting rid of ai slop
>>154083144That video is from 2020 you laughable idiot. AI was barely relevant then, let alone AI videos.
>>154083015Enjoy wasting your money
sad to think this bloke browses here and cries about not getting the merrett deal done
>>154083129
>>154083151what if he's monkeposter
Supposed to be meeting my sister tomorrow for lunch in Richmond at 12pm, but I woke up at 5pm today.What do?
>>154083155he's not me (retard)
>>154083159Ah. Good.
>>154083157tell her she's an ugly slag and block her on all socials + phone number
i have wanked all night through to the next day and gone to bed at like 1pm and woken up at 8pmthat was probably rock bottem
>>154083157is she hot
>>154083179Yes.
how's everyone enjoying the -10% petrol price cut we got?
>>154083183good thanks
>>154083183looking forward to the +20% increase once supply is low on account of frenzy buying, then the fuel excise returning in full adding another 30c +
>>154083183where does the government get this money from? or where do they cut spending to make the difference?
Is Labor's plan for everything just going to be small rebates? Increasing energy bills? Small rebates. Increasing petrol prices? Small rebates...Are we supposed to believe large scale windfarms and solarfarms will solve these problems?
>>>/pol/
>>154083201Yes believe them but they wont solve the problems.
I think many people overlook the fact that Australian governance is currently defined by a period of consolidated pragmatism. With the 2025 election results now fully integrated into the committee structures, the focus has largely shifted to the incremental indexation of routine benefit payments to account for the Easter holiday scheduling adjustments.
>>154083201Actually, the most impactful thing happening right now is the commencement of the new asset acquisition thresholds under the updated merger control regime. The ACCC’s shift toward a mandatory notification model for minority interests is going to fundamentally change the reporting workload for mid-tier compliance officers this quarter.
What is better this year, The Agenda Setters or Footy Classified?
This month marks my 10 year anniversary of posting on 4chan
>>154083171I experience this everytime I get on the pipe iykwim haha
>>154083226no idea, don't watch any of that sort of thing
>>154083230based 2016 election tourist.
>>154083226Footy Classified by a mile
i said i didn't want any damn veggies
>>154083230>10 yearsI've been here 19 years.
footy class has a very b-list cast
if someone made am i ever gonna see your face again their goal song would the afl shut it down?
>>154083242No but ram ranch may
>>154083242It was Hipwood's for a few months but either at direction or his own decision (probably the former) he changed it to Fleetwood Mac.
>>154083242What's the controversy behind that song?
>>154083261t. alice iykwim haha
I started posting on 4chan on about the 15th of July 2019
>>154081805Silly, as the existence of a 20th team hasn't even been confirmed let alone decided upon.Meaning when Tassie enters the league one team will inevitably have to sit out or play 2 games.
>>154083266its my 10 year anniversary this year
i don't wanna be anything other than me
I hope the nt team gets up and they’re majority aboriginal, it would be cool and add something interesting to the game, tassie and nt team is good for footy (unlike gws and gc)
>>154083285I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately iykwim haha
>>154083288Spain's La Liga team from Bilbao only have players from the Basque region, it'd be interesting if the hypothetical AFL Darwin team only had players from the NT
>>154083295Stop putting your little gay catchphrase on the end of you posts faggot
>>154083300we dont sign our posts here iykwim haha
So fucking sick of this life iykwim haha
I'm not flexible to suck my own cock which is why I have to suck others' iykwim haha
https://youtu.be/OUqyUPSEnSk?si=jhHSotYKR150TC6i
>>154083198It's a tax on fuel made after purchase.So it's money not being taken from you in the first place.>cut spendingThis is Labor, they will never cut spending. If anything they will increase spending in other areas. Like panic buying fuel from other countries at a severely higher rate than the open market.
>Night time>Lights at brightest, computer easy to see>Lights dimmed, computer strains eyes>Lights off, computer easy to seeWhat is this phenomenon
The cat.
>>154083362Looking good mate
>>154083362
I can't trust that dad is a trustworthy or altogether nice person when he has frequent outbursts and tantrums at trivial matters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz5XLlR0Vzc
>>154083378Kek my dad has always been like that too
>>154083384was howie based back then?
>>154083239i started posting on /b/ in 2011
/gif/ session looms
>>154083525stay strong brotherwe're coming up to 24 hours of nofap as a genny
i love my job
>>154083525Don't let (((them))) win.
i went down the rabbit hole of black male white male porn, there is probably a general for that in /gif/ right nowi should probably stay away from /gif/thats one of the less weird porn rabbit holes i've been down, it would be an easy one to fall back downi should probably stay away from /gif/
why is /afl/ so obsessed with right wing political commentator laura loomer?
>>154083525trannies or blacks?
i was damaged from the startthe first thing i ever wanked to was a youtube video of a woman farting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRM70Jw7F4M
But does it pass the pub test?
im an autistic faggot with bizarre obsessions
huh. turns out mick has some self-awareness after all
jesus christ /gif/ is full of good stuff at the moment
i started watching tranny porn only after discovering 4chan
Bunch of dullards you lot are.
>>154083621im extremely dull, dumb and droll
>>154083546yeah it's called /bmwm/ m8I like it when they're both twinks, otherwise it's kind of gay
>>154083550I despise this Mossad asset. She's genuinely crazy.
fuck off /nrl/ faggots
>>154083623and i love soccer
>>154083626you've fallen down the rabbit hole as well
Thought I was still hungry so ate some liquorice but after I felt full and I still feel full an hour or so later.
>Dogs priced @1.00That's 100%. The bookies have officially declared the Dogs nothing less than a pure LOCK. There is irrevocably nothing the Bombers can do, this will be a bloodbath and reality cannot be twisted for any other result. B Scott won't last much longer, and Easter will be a day the Dons supporters would like to be surrounded with their loved ones on this fateful day
there was an anon who said he went down the gay poz porn rabbit holecommon theme here
>>154083636it's jokingly call gayfl for a reason matethink how many brisbane fans are herenot nrlsperg, just trying to keep perspective
>>154083647So you're telling me I can make $2100
>>154083647might chuck a cheeky $100 on the dogs for the lulz
>>154083647These games rarely ever end up being massive smashings, reckon it will be around 60 points.
>>154083652>>154083655Maybe hop on Kingy's tip
/nrl/ is doing a cheeky april fools on us
>>154083667whats the joke?
NRLcustomer checking in, just letting you know i called off my dogs yesterdaythe gayposting is all you guys
>>154083623I'd add delusinal
>>154083665The 'throw your money away' special.
dexter morgan
>>154083698Shut your mouth, cunt.
I see they've now gone further with their kkklansman pipeline down at Hawthorn after the boong pregnancy saga.>do you think they knew how this looked?>>154080238Truly the GOAT.
>>154080953eh... Reid's turning into a god fast. Regularly in the top 5 now and scoring brownlows.
>>154083725Should always take the elite talent when given the opportunity imo. Downgrading is rife with danger, especially when you're only just starting a rebuild and likely to have more bites of the cherry in the future.
Good part about nofap is that I don't have to be tactical about the amount of socks/jocks that go into the clothes hamper
>>154083782Just use tissues, you filthy scumbag. Or at the very least toilet paper.
I don't fap at all though, I thought I made that clear
>>154083781That's how you end up in the Carlton situation of the 00s A couple of high picks and a list of plodders is essentially a guaranteed spoon.You need an even high quality team, then get that elite star player on top as the cherry on the cake.
>>154083782Same thing I used to worry about. I didn't want my sister wondering why only one of her socks was in the washing
fuel about this price a few years ago i don't remember everyone freaking out
Iran out of alcohol.
>>154083814Carlton's issue was they traded too much for Judd and they didn't nail any of their picks that weren't high. I don't think splitting their picks when they already didn't do well with picks outside the top 3. Even then they still built a reasonable team with a few different choices they probably could've built a list that could've won finals instead of just making them. Keeping Kennedy probably could've been enough. Or taking Cotchin instead of Kreuzer in 2007 with their priority pick.
>>154083880you'll have ku'wait till tomorrowi don't know any of these gay poofter arse homo anime shit characters in the captcha
I want a fun captcha how do I make them come back
Haven't gotten any of those character captchas yet
so many afl youtubers now it's sickeninglmao just had a carlos capture
>>154083917Do any of them get audiences over 200 people?
>>154083917Like what is strange is these players that got no games and transitioned into the afl "creator" space have these big production podcast studio's and get around 1k tops views. The whole time I'm thinking how does this even make money?
>>154083887anime site
>>154083966no, anime is on it though
>>154083980
shh the wagies are sleeping
I had a bad dream
