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>>154079912TOTAL PETE VICTORY
bucks fans look like THIS?
Why do the Celtics and Pelicans make people seethe so much? Jealousy?
>>154079912NBA should put a team in Pittsburgh or Louisville
>>154079912Ivey threw it all away for no reason
>>154079942bring back the condors and colonels.
the rings not gonna matter on the judgment day - pistol pete seconds before his pass
>>154079969ironically, Pete became a born again Christian after he retired and became super religious. before that, his father forbade religion in his household so he could focus on basketball
>>154079940What’s wrong with them? They look normal.
>>154079912Holy that anon might be on to something. Petefag really is mealanon.
>>154079942>nba putting teams in dying citiesnope
>Cooper FTagg
>>154080040kon better
>>154079942That would be extremely funny
>>154079964The Condors are in Bakersfield now and they changed sports
>>154080001so safe to say pete walked so ivey can run?
>>154080001>dedicate your life to god>drop dead of a heart attack due to a heart defect (god made you that way)
>>154080016Yep he called it. That anon should be sent to find the rest of the Epstein files if he has an eye that good
MY KNICK IS SHITAPOLOGIZE TO THIBS
Lauri Markkanen has really been stuck on dogshit teams his entire career
>>154080051there are racist people in bakersfield
>>154080080u guys gonna get KD
>>154080090Deserves it for resigning in Utah
now you remember jimmy butler
>>154080016mealanon is jewish, i don't understand the connection.
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:)
>>154080016mealanon got banned again last thread for posting his slop.
>>154080080>Chicago overachieves with Thibs >fire him anyway because he supposedly wasn't a good coach>have been ass ever since because it turns out it's the ownership and management that sucked>New York overachieves with Thibs>Fire him anyway because supposedly he's not a very good coach>???
>>154080090He thinks he's worth more money than what he is and only tanking teams are willing to pay for him
>uncle Jeff still in the leagueThe fuck?
fuck KD
>>154080162
>>154080162KWAB
>quits basketball and does pornwhos the NBA equivalent of this? what would jaden ivey say?
>>154080097There are racist people everywhere anon. Touch grass
its over
ppl actually thought scrotum is better than cade
> Kidd on the accusations that he was in on the Luka trade: “When are we going to move on? We have to move forward. We're focused on the present and the future..” this nigga did it
When I was 7-8 years old I saw this movie they made about pistol pete, I was seriously inspired. I promised myself I’d dedicate myself to basketball from that day forward. I made my parents get me a ball, and went out the next day to the hoop down the street to start my journey. I practiced and practiced, hard as fuck- for about 2 hours then was like this shit is hard and sucks and gave up forever(well until I played in high school). This was not the last time I gave up on something.
LEGOAT
>>154080050>NBA puts a team in Louisville>Louisville Colonels pick Lebron James in the expansion draft
i'd like for james harden to go far in the playoff this time
>>154080377They'll win the play-in and get to face the Spurs 1st round, would be kinda kino if him and Kawaii beat them though...
>>154080389anon...
lumagic johnson
LebalcoGod...
ey yo nigga lemme get the rebounds i need 'em
why is there a big protest against sacramento kings?
Lakers might be a first round exit ngl.
>>154080389Who's gonna tell him
>>154080444they suck
>the kings just gave keon ellis away to cleveland for free
>austin reaves 3 rebounds
My Lakies suck again...
>>154080332I mean, are people surprised? Kidd is a snake
>>154080393>>154080448damn i forgot...
why wont lebron hook luke kennard up with his hair guy it's looking pretty grim up there
Bronny time
>>154080162grim
Mitchell...
Harden is seething kek
this nigga's voice keeps cracking
holy fuck ayton how can you call for a lob and fuck it up
So the Nuggies just need the Suns to lose 1 more game to secure playoffs
Is Brook Lopez the greatest basketball player of all time?
>>154080199I don't even know who this is
Allen vs Alejandro on my screen.
Imagine Jake fucking Laravia having you on a poster
>>154080598thinning like that is supposed to be the most recoverable type of balding too
>>154080888BABB sissies...
>>154080909I looked it up and apparently even in college it was bad. is it like KD where he's just perpetually balding and never fully goes bald?
Reaves just be throwing up bullshit in this half. Wtf was that shot?
Decide to slack off a bit from work and check nba news>Luka 20 pts at halftimeMy man gonna drop another 40 pts again innit?>Harden and Mitchell combined for 12 ptsJesus...
>>154080938
>>154080826Nuggies already secured playoffs with the Suns loss afaik
Actually watching Deni for once. Ill give him credit, he gets into the paint so easily even without a good handle or top tier balance abd strength that even if hes not scoring a lot of points, or being efficient, it generates a lot of value for his teammates. He'd be a great number 2 to another star
Cool April's Fool joke from the clippers
>>154081101I do this
>>154081101modern ball really is just a bunch of spoiled millionaire man children huh
What would Flagg’s ideal Robin be?
Harden talking to his Yakubian clone
>>154081149I want to fuck them...
What do you think harden and luka are talking about
>>154081182Flagg is a Robin
OOOOOOO LEBRON DUNK
>>154081139>He'd be a great number 2 to another starHes already the star
LEGOD
>>154081210Everytime he steps on the court I switch the game.
>>154081194Jaden Ivey probably...
as a bulls fan, I just want to say Pat Williams believes all that same shit Ivey does and hates jews too
>>154081225kek
>>154081139I remember wanting to explore trading MPJ for him + whatever last year
BAWBReaves is washed
I see that Max Strus is back. Haven't seen him in ages.
>>154081225cool it with the antisemitism
>>154081101>not pictured: laravia eventually looking back, realizing "oh shit wiping his ass is my job" and dashing back as luka finally decides to get his own fat ass up
>>154080918what does being gifted a top 3 player for literally nothing in return have to do with coaching ability
>drop clavicular >loseWhat did Mike brown meant by this
>>154081225How am I supposed to hate Jews when they make muzzie scum like this seethe so much
>>154081389I'm not Muslim, believe it or not everyone hates the Jews
who is this guy with the faggy voice on the lakers broadcast
>>154081451danny green, the first guy to make me miss stu lantz
Jake LaRavia is so fucking ugly and he sucks at basketball
>>154081188holy fuck you're a loser.
oh my lakies
Luka so good at basketball he buck broke Lakers fans into bending the knee
>>154081457I thought it was DWade lol
Darius Garland was so clearly the problem with this Cleveland Cavaliers team. Too Obvious.
>>154081487Are teams finally done with small offensive guards that don't play defense?
Ty Jerome was the Cavs best player.
>>154081445I actually had no idea Shia and Sunni Muslims hated each other so much. There was even a cooking show where Shia Muslims pranked called a Sunni chef and he openly fantasized about genociding them on air.
You can tell who never watches the Lakers because Laravia is an excellent hustle player who can defend and had stretches of hitting his shots. Tuning him into what we need is going to be easier than Vando or Daltroon
>>154081457lmao? I swear he didnt sound like this when he was on the raptors
>>154081510Cleveland literally traded for James Harden you fucking retard
>>154081451
>>154081585GOAT
>>154081585its the arm up pose for me
>>154081566>small
>>154081585king shit
>start fucking around as cavs empty benchpaid in millions btw
why are these niggas still in the game
>>154081598nice context clue identifying retard. you cant read.
>it's another "lakers let a blowout game get close" episode
>don't do shit just cuz he asks youKEK SYBAU
CAN WE PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSEEE TANK
What the hell is this game? Put my luka back.
Imagine how good the Lakers would be with KATbtw wtf is this captcha? how am I supposed to know who this is?
Luka sat too long.
Imagine Bronny James decimating Cleveland
>>154081710IT'S PIKACHU
>>154081711For this game? Yes, but to be fair niggas lied to me about that pacers game where the pacers got close to closing the gap. That happened literally as soon as Luka was subbed back in.
>>154081068Called it! 40 pts!
These niggas so trash Luka had to come back and get 40...
Now get him out JJ.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Austin Reeves is not a playoff player
I believe the Slovenian translation for MVP is Luka Doncic
gg
>>154081833>0 turnoverswhys he playing so well?
Luka Oncic.
oh my god, the breakdowns this clippers team has in offball defense are like no other ive ever seen before.
NIcobros...
if reaves the rebound THIEF didn't steal 6 rebounds luka would've had a heckin trippie dubbie!
>>154082062rangz, erneh
>>154081923Cavs were exceptionally ass today except for when Luka sat in the 4Q
Where's that BITCH who made a whole essay post calling me retarded for saying Luka was an elite shooter?
>>154082062Well yeah, AD was busy playing defense
>>154082062ring check
>>154082077if your career FT% is 75%, that's an easy way to spot someone who is not an elite shooter.
>>154082062Now that the dust has settled we can fully agree with that Adam Sliver forced Nico to trade Luka to the Lakers yes?
>>154082101not until jason kidd explains his involvement. so far he has only said "can we move on" which indicates he might be the mastermind behind the whole deal.
>>154082101I prefer the 'Pelinka groomed Nico' theory
>>154082097Holy reddit
>>154082115>bawbaussie immediately mind broken
>>154082101I don't believe Silver did that but I believe he rigged the draft to get Cooper Flagg to Dallas. He had to save them because having fans from top 5 market just stop caring about the league is bad for business.
>>154082122the business is already bad dawg, they're bleeding audience
>>154082109Believable with the Lakers connection Nico has.
>>154082107The fact that Luka unfollowed him already tells everything you need to know. Important to note that Luka didn't unfollow Mark Cuban
>Knicks
>>154082081>AD>playinglollmao even
>>154082115not an argument
>>154080199Stop posting this lie, it's fucked up.
So... Luka wins MVP right..?
>>154082274Indeed, Most Vapid Pussy
>>154082274Every 40 piece drops him down the ladder
>>154082274No. He'll be out of the race when he loses to Shai next game.
>>154082274>>154082293don't run when it comes
put KAT on a good team. put him on the Brooklyn Nets
>>154082319KAT needs another big for his game to work, maybe someone like rudy gobert.
>>154082315It's not like I think he should be MVP, just the overall narrative about it and first team nba has been hilarious this year.My contrarian opinion is that Kawhi is the MVP this year
>>154082274I thought winning the next two games against OKC would get him MVP but now even if he does that, they might give the MVP to Wemby instead lmao.
>>154081833It's actually Anze Kopitar. Gonna miss the real King of LA
>>154082435wemby is a lock for mvpjust listen to the talking head propagandists and they say "muh heckin defense" that means wemby won
It's a testament to how bad NBA has been when the worst players to ever win MVP have all been in the past decadeLardenWestbrickSGAyEmbiitchonly guy outside the era I would add would be Steve Trash
>>154082450if the spurs get the 1 seed he should get mvp
>>154082466For that to happen Oklachomo would have to lose twice to the Lakers which would elevate Luka into the MVP front seat
>>154082475luka is never ever winning without a 1 seed lil bro
>>154082466doesn't matter what seed they get. the narrative trap has been laid out. sgay and puka don't play defense was trap #1. trap #2 is the upcoming two games sga head to head with luka. no matter what the result is the narrative trap is "but wemby beat them both h2h therefore he's da mvp"wemby won.
Whoever makes it further in the playoffs will win the MVP.
>>154082476You sure lil nephew? I think he can win it next year if this carries over. Averaging 40 points a month against good teams hasn't been done since Kobe
SGA was pathetic against these bulls.
>>154082463I notice a distinct lack of chokic mentioned. Post disregarded.
>>154082507I would probably add Chokic next if I had to add another player. Either him or Bob MacAdoo
Luka please... I'm sorry you got traded and your wife left you, but violence is NOT the answer!>>154081923Luka is unironically surrounded with better talent than he was on the Mavericks
>>154082683wasnt he playing with porzingis and brunson and kyrie?
>>154082463I blame the Spurs and Robinson. That's when the split between the best regular season player and the best player began.
>>154082463How dare you slander my fat bearded hitler
>>154082700The 2022 Maverics playoff team had Luka and the the next 4 best players were Brunson, Dinwidie, DFS and Klieber.Center rotation was Powel and Boban.Reggie Bullock had to play meaningful minutes.It was rough
one of the greats. we are blessed to see him in action every night coaching the bucks
man durant was absolutely hooping last night
When did NBA players lose their passion for the game?
i do not like victor wembanana
sex gifs
Almost one month at my new job, and i still have no idea what I'm doing. Their onboarding and training processes suck ass. No proper training materials, no SOP documentations, nothing.And I'm always being left on my own for like 70% of the entire working hours.Also, i believe the 4chan devs are trolling us on purpose with this new captcha
This is the worst April Fools yet
>>154082958winning 1 rang with a superteam = best coach ever
My parents beat me
Whats going on with KAT, dude looks miserable
What if as an April fool's joke someone made a thread that wasn't Pistol Pete edition
>>154082435>>154082450If Spurs get the one seed, which they very well could, that's a wrap
New jimmy slop just dropped
JEWISH TRIPLE DOUBLE FOR DENIJEWS WIN AGAIN
Kakuryu wearing a GSW shirt
Why do people at work get mad when their practical jokes have 0 effect on me? The took the toilet paper out of the bathroom when I went to use it but I just opened the door and asked for some, now they're acting like something is wrong with me.
>>154084669they expect you to use your hands to wipe because they are jeets
>>154084684They're mostly meek white dudes
Kawhi should get 1st team all nba
>>154084740Anyone but Brown
>>154084704Gaylen bros…
>>154084704wembgod
>>154079912my black wife does not like the NBA and it bothers me
leltics and cheat play eachother
>>154084704where is scottie barnes
>>154084820Whip her
>>154084838i do that but thats sex related.
>>154084704LBJ sisters I don't feel so good
I just got a BBL
>>154084704Can't open this right now? Does it say that the real MVP contestants are Joko and Webm and Shai is a gayass fucknigga?
>>154082958>Not April foolsYou gotta be kidding me. The WWE Hall of Fame is more prestigious
>>154084504He has no life and is mentally ill
>>154082958>being a journeyman player gets you a podcast that averages 1200 views an episode>being a journeyman coach gets you hall of fame and $20m/yr
>>154084704UHHH RAPTORS BROS?
>>154084669you don't check the tp before you get started? wtf
>>154085075No
>Celtics' Brad Stevens reportedly drawing interest from MavericksKek DallASS wishes
what's the blow by % (a real and totally not made up stat that only existed for one player for one small stretch of games never to be heard from again) for each of the mvp candidates
>>154085126The Mavs are lucky as shit that they immediately got Flagg after they traded Luka away
>>154085132everyone blowin by wemby when they run scared out the paint to the 3 pt line
Who is picking up Cam Thomas and Jaden Ivey?
>>154085163neither are eligible to play in the playoffs
whay are coloreds so salty that Joker than Stockton have so many assists? Whats next, Steve Nash has fake assists too? All the great white players have fake stats
>>154085236I mean picks them up to build a team around them
>>154084704Fuark I should be a scout I called it with AR being the best Laker
>>154084704>Ant man>Jaylen Brown>Lebronall the black favorites kek
>>154084704is this that one youtuber who searches for very specific stats that reflect whatever gay video essay case they're trying to make
I just came here to see what the April Fools captcha wasAnyways, Wemby is the MVP, Luka 2nd, SGA 3rd, Jokic is 4th/irrelevant
>>154085395>Not Rui Hachimura Please leave
Toronto in mourning today after both Italy and Jamaica fail to qualify
>>154085556kek
I'm the real MVP
>>154084704>all the American BABB's make their teams worse
>>154085601its called "hoopin"
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1Boston @ Miami7:30 PM ETESPNDave Pasch, Doris BurkeSan Antonio @ Golden State10:00 PM ETESPNMike Breen, Richard Jefferson, Tim Legler
>>154085794It curry gonna play? I swear he is ducking games and not really hurt. Don’t ask me why I think that I don’t know, I just have a gut feeling. Plus “uhhh his knee is sore” is a strange “injury” to be out for 2 months
>>154085853
>>154085853he's got the diva injury. the "my team sucks" injury. he might play a couple before the play in to get warmed up, then play the play in game though.
>>154085933yeah, they can lose out and still make the play-in
>>154085922>Will Richard at SF I’m tired of this
>Jaden Ivey reportedly told the Bulls’ head of player performance on March 25 that Jesus healed his knee and he was ready to play, per @JoelXLorenzi >He underwent an MRI the next day, and Chicago shut him down for the season.
>>154086314>More "alleged" reportingBullshit just to slander Christ. Everyone answers for it eventually: when this reporters soul is bare before God on judgement day, there will be no more hiding.
>>154086393Stop LARPing as a Christian on 4chan of all places
>>154085853GS isn't going anywhere this year and they know it. Maybe if Butler was healthy they would have. But it's best to just save Curry for next year and roll the uncs out in '26-'27.
>>154086400I'm not LARPing, and 4chan has a vocal and active Christian userbase. This site is whatever anyone wants it to be. Unfortunately, due to it's anonymous nature it attracts cowardly racist incels, sonit's mostly known for that.
>>154086416>im not larping Not falling for that on april 1st
>>154086301Richard can hoop nigga
>>154085601Thats not just in the NBA , BABBs make America worse overall
>>154086423Whatever you have to tell yourself to cling to your little echo chamber beliefs. Last thread proved unequivically that there are a LOT of Christians who regularly browse /nba/.
>>154085933they're pretty much eliminated from the possibility of getting a home game in the 'yins and they're also pretty much guaranteed to lose that game so he might as well just sit out until next October
>>154086434Keep LARPing. It's hilarious.
>>154086393stop using a vulnerable black male to push your agenda
>>154086401yeah, they need him healthy for the butler, curry lebron, horford, green starting lineup with mike conley as 6th man
>>154086466Why would it be 'hillarious'? You anti-Christian people are weird af.
>>154086393he apparently started saying shit like that to media members when they would ask him bball questions, dude is based
>>154086482I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti mental illness which is what you have KWAB
The Atlanta Hawks are the hottest team in the East by far, they were 13-2 in March, next best team was the 11-5 Celtics. Atlanta will win this year's ECF and in their finals home games they will have strippers for halftime entertainment.
>>154086526why are you getting upset at some guy calling out mental illness like homosexuality then?
>>154086526I don't have a mental illness. But someone who spams the acronym for 'kel what a bitch' and calls those who think a little differently than him mentally ill, and calls strangers a 'bitch' sounds like someone without an original thought in their head. You're basically an NPC, which isn't hillarious, it's just sad.
>>154086553Because I couldn't give less of a fuck at what gays do in their spare time. You're as mentally ill as Jaden Ivey I suppose. >>154086571As I said, your LARP is hilarious and you're mentally ill. Possibly also mentally challenged.
>>154086579>Because I couldn't give less of a fuck at what gays do in their spare time.And although Ivery aknowledged it as unrighteousness, I don't think Ivey does either. He minds his employer celebrates and condones it. You just sound stupid nigga. Kek what a bitch.
>>154086595Sure lil bro whatever you say hahaha
>>154086607Yeah dumb nigga it is whatever I say vs whatever you say and based on what your dumb ass has said you sound like a braindead, npc ass nigga who can't think for himself and just screams buzzwords. KWAB.
do you think Deni Avigja would be exiled by the league if he said some Ivey shit?
>>154086625Keep going I'm almost finished hahahaha KWAB!!!!!!!!
>>154086454they could win the play-ins easily it's just one game. and if wardell is a competitor he won't dodge a playoff opportunity.
>>154086658You can spout off whatever political shit you want, as long as it’s not political shit the league disagrees with. You can go off all day promoting blm, a racist supremacist terrorist group, no one cares. There’s basically landmines you can’t step on, so if you are gonna speak about political shit you gotta know them. Shit-talking homos was a landline apparently. The funny thing is sometimes no one even knows what the no no subjects are until someone does it
>>154086515may we see?
>>154086691Ya I mean aren’t they playing the blazers first? Not exactly an unwinnable game
>>154086712they lost to the blazers 3x this season. the only playin team GSW has a winning record against is the suns, but 3 of those games were played before christmas.
>>154086723Look im not saying id necessarily bet on the warriors, but the blazers are also a very flawed team, generally speaking good teams don’t end up in the play in.
>>154080444Beam keeps people up at night
>>154086595black people have bigger problems in the community they need to worry about except the 1% of men who suck dicks
>>154086528CJ changed their lives
>>154086829>1% of men who suck dicksIt's like 20% in the black community
>>154086839are you implying God made blacks extra zesty?
>>154086852socioeconomic factors
When jadem ivey dies y'all will sit there saying you never saw the signs
