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Justin pulled out due to injury.

Ilia vs Arman at the white house is official.
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blacks
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winland kingland stillbeit
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sean clitland is leaking xir panties for zatdaddy
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for reasons there is not time to get into i have lost all my joe rogans specifically my limited edition zoot collection
get posting
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*heems you with a 1-2-3-4-5-6*
you know i had to do it to em
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>twitter thread
>instagram thread
>facebook thread
>reddit thread
shit thread
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1-2-3-4 I declare a gym war
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>>154082689
Is Justin ok I’m worried about him is he ok?
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>>154082756
Talmbout the fear factor guy? That’s Johnny Knoxville
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>>154082836
love bam miss him brother hh
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Still have Ulberg beating Jiri
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I will not follow them.
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Ulberg has yet to beat a good fighter. He will get exposed by /ourguy/ Jiri. Jiri has only lost to Pereira.
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>>154082884
excellent bruder
>>154082885
2agadega wariaa yalla xagga xagga ya ali
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>>154082891
one day, when this all over, ill miss you finska.
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Ulberg beat Jan, doesn't get any good than that, you know who lost to Jan? pereira but they memoryholled that robbery.
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>Ulberg beating Jiri
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>>154082904
two to the right, abdul
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>>154082904
DanaTM, is this real?
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Ulberg will be champ. You will watch. Paramount+ see you there kid
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For being a LoyalFan here is 50% on a subscription to UFC.tv and if that isn’t enough I got you 25% on for a ticket to the Meta Apex
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>>154082900
this is never over if i have to take this outside with janny i'll go outside i don't give a bollocks
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Paying 75% above market value is what real fans do. You said you had what it takes to be the ultimate fan
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>>154082918
Controversial yet factual post
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>>154082912
i keep getting pokemon silhouettes
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All the, small things
True care, truth being
I’ll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip
Always, I know

You’ll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating

Say it aint so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home

- Thanks for the memories, Dana White
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Real ones subscribe to both Paramount+ and UFC Fight Pass. Fight Pass prelims don't run any corner ads.
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What the fuck since when were the prelims not on Fuel
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Dana made his side chick have a C-sawction so he can watch Schaub flatline Crawl Cawp
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per mio? personalamente? the reverb heavy remix of all the small things
took me back to the days of minidisks and fingering wmmas
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>>154082952
>minidisks
never won the title but everyone knew the score
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time is a flat octagon
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>*Illia whispers into Dana's ear*
>DUE TO THE WAR IN IRAN THE WHITE HOUSE EVENT HAS BEEN CANCELLED
>Uhh 12 hours ago the card was going ahead what has changed?
>IT IS SERIOUS PEOPLE ARE GETTING HURT WE CAN NOT POSSIBLY LET THIS CARD GO AHEAD
Illia bro's I don't feel so good, you have a 2 months to take it all in before it is over, you had a good innings but unfortunately it is over
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White House card gonna habbin b iz written in contralcttz
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>>154082984
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>>154083006
I know what happens next. I saw you in my dreams, you’re going to the smaller cage now, with me. You’ll do this again. The time is a flat octagon
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Dusty Le Pew former bmf champion
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>>154083006
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>>154082992
i need ZootSuit ZootRide and WTMO
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>>154083098
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Duncan has zero defense but then again Moicano has no standup, this fight is a coin toss
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moicano is finally fighting duncan?
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After last week's disgrace I never want to see Bruce announcing the 'gon again
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Ahh yeah so Allen is finally fighting Costa huh, i suppose you can't forever!
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>>154083339
Dana said he hung himself
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>>154083297
if he can survive the signature mckinney 30 seconds of mayhem he can survive anything
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>>154082689
Why don't they promote American fighters?
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When is the Minecraft guy fighting again?
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>>154083353
GOOD
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>>154083364
Jones asked for 30 mill, they said no
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>>154083339
This. Unprofessional. Not good enough.
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>>154083125
kek
>>154083184
based much appreciated b
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>>154083339
said it before and i will say it again bruce buffer is a drunk fruit
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yeah I got a pic with buffer no big deal
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Duncan should walkout to 12 stones enemy with full on Scottish war paint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70zoxwbTd9s
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I take back ever saying I want Buffer to retire. He put me over in the pic big time and for that I’ll be loyal
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>>154083411
Why... i'm sure they had the money
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Why does he do all this zesty warming up if he just fucks it up?
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Stop running Pigslam
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>>154083450
He’s blitzed and running high on that electric air. Let the Buffer live he wants to get to 400
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>>154083440
Oh yeah they had the money, they just wanted to assert power over him, sort of a''fuck you we don't need you anymore'' now that they have Pereira
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Bruce Buffers face center cage UFC 400. Itll be the first ufc card held in Spain
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>>154083440
>>154083477
Jon said he would take less to be at the white house so they offered him 15mil, then he said he wanted 30 again
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>>154083491
You think he became the goat by being dumb? We haven't seen the last of bones
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>The UFC will spend up to $60m (£44.3m) on its one-of-a-kind event at the White House, according to TKO Group Holdings chief Mark Shapiro.
Kek imagine paying Jones another $30m on top of this
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>>154082764
i only need 1-2
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trvke: jon doesn't even deserve 15mil
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Lot of people cry about fighter pay yet you never see fighters crying about /heem/er pay, food for thawlt
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you now remember dricus du plessis
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>>154083530
you need a whole lot more than that and even farther pal
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>>154083545
I'm actually paid very well for my posts
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this ethnically ambiguous penguinz nigga with the yewchewb channel slandered are daner and worst of all said show gun is the GOAT when it is jones no discussion
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>>154083374
peekbros RISE
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very disrespectful
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>I’ve got nothing but respect for Roy Nelson. He’s a great ambassador of the sport. I’ve had a great training camp and I feel 100%, no excuses. Saturday night we’re gonna see. Thanks to my coaches and team. Thank you to all my fans. I can’t wait for saturday night. I’m not thinking about that my mind is only on the daddy posters, the scat posters and the Schaub posters, big shoutout to them in these tough times where ad revenue doesn't trickle down to them
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diaper donnie said no gays at the white house
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>>154083653
yeah he already said jon isn't fighting
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heeminder jon has 4 kids he made by sullying a helwani bloodline while mmaguru is childless and aspinall made a retard with a mail order bride
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>>154083680
And you?
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>>154083653
zamn no need to be a chud
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>>154083700
there are myriad stem cell injections out there with big cloz dna in them
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Typical ClozaBLACKED bringing up interracial breeding out of nowhere.
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get your eyes checked wonkers you plonker
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did you get any captcha about /heem/? It's the most relevant general on this board, but I didn't get a single one yet.
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>>154082836
he's the mound rulshmore of comics b. great guy, never meddim.
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>>154083573
i have 2 cannons they are named thunder and lightning
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>>154083769
i call mine sinä and vain
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If I was an MMA fighter I would simply punch my opponent and not get punched back. Simple as.
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Reminder that Jon Jones is still stuck inside that cave.
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They should bring back some old timers at open weight for ufc white house

Chuck liddell vs butterbean
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>>154083755
Rushmore? Talmbout Wes Anderson b met em a few times weniwuz on showtime awesummm dood
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I might watch the White House card if they bring out Chuck
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What injury did Justin actually get? you just know this pisses dana the fuck off that he gets to fight the white house kek
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>>154083903
>you just know this pisses dana the fuck off
goofs really seethe at daner not knowing who the real shot caller in mma is
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>>154083903
>that he gets to fight the white house kek
Justin Gaethje is going to fight the entire presidential staff, Cabinet, and secret service by himself?
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The iconic Kyle Daukaus throwing down on the iconic south lawn of the iconic White House. You don't get these kind of moments in other sports
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>>154083933
That is what I wrote, did I stutter?
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>>154083903
justin is not actually injured thats just a 1 april joke
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>>154083971
lame
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No one is going to miss weight for Freedom Fight 250
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>>154083971
Arman would never lie to me
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doos still falling for le april fools memes in 2011+15
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craw cawlp was heemed by bappa and go on to have 5+ win streak, just how good is brenda?
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>>154083920
hey thats me on the left, pls delet dis pic brazza
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>>154084053
not good enough
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Taking out Tom Assputins eye doctor Agent 47 style and permanently blind him as an April fools joke
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Pull that thong out of your Schaubussy playa!
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>>154084061
aint no shame losing to ganezaga, b, he was heemed THE dave herman
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>>154084075
>ganezaga
I think you'd be surprised
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>>154082989
By the time this event comes, Iran will have conquerered Washignton and the card will be transfered to the Ayatolah's palace in Tehran.
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>>154082689
this real?
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>>154084103
check the date, amirkhani
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>>154084103
Anon look at the date
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Jaime pull up Dave Herman vs John-Olaf Einemo, that’s the one, r-right there. now look at these bad motherfuckers here.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KsV5Lu5tUc
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still doing the le funny april 1st joke post ufc 300 is a sign of washed
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>>154084073
Mrs. Schaub is such a fine ass honey
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Ariel fools day ahahahaah fuckin stupid faggot hew bitch
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>>154084195
Cool it with the anti-semitism
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6,000,000 fools
30,000,000 reasons
7,700,000,000 seasons
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Made me check.
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>>154084264
Cheque you ESL spaz
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Do you even have a water feature in your yard??? Are you poor???
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>>154084142
we call him abdi
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>>154084264
Me too b me too
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>>154084281
I have a small pond with fish but a heron ate all the fish now my pond is fishless
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>>154084194
heemed finer on my recent trip
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>>154084281
Yes but I drained it out to grow potatoes
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>>154084281
only bongs have a yard i live in forest with a stream and numerous ponds
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>call out for the fight
>score early knockdown
>gas outclassed and outpointed during five rounds
>lose by UD
Is this an omen for the white house card? or is it simply a byproduct of 0 american champions?
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Calling Colby and tell him that the UFC needs him for the White House card as a prank
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prime colbeast was, on paper, the greatest fighter of all time. world class wrestling AND boxing. essentially the original topuria.
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>>154084397
Khameni was like that guy on TUF that said he belonged in the "ac/dc times with napoleon and Hitler" and then tapped on the stool
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>>154084454
Khamenei gassed America out and then dominated the championship rounds.
You have to respect the skill and depth of gameplan here
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>>154084478
Shades of Hiswifesson vs Pyfer
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>>154084478
Khameni put on a big ank tier performance
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ben topuria owns the ufc
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>>154084503
He's more like Israel Adesanya. Only dominant against lesser competition.
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lets be serious though there's no way joe fucking pfyer beats israel adesanya this weekend. there are levels to this game
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>>154084530
Israel was winning the fight until he decided he wanted to lose
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>>154084503
Punk bodies Benji
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feels good knowing I could beat the shit out of all WWE stars outside of Brock, and Rey Mysterio
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Wanna fight stiff with me? I’ll show you a receipt
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>>154084530
is this an early card or normal time? I’ve got big money on Izzy
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Literally shaking right now UFC happened already and isn’t on tonight
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Poatan would've gotten zeemed in the Brawl for All
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Skinnyfat Poaton vs Greek God cerebral GODne
humm...
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Tom Aspinall vs The Undertaker
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i just can't trust this rock hand guy
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Tomala Asspissnall got raped by a ebony frenchmen in the sweltering desert
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>>154084554
Eugene, Snitsky and A Train would take turns raping yuor ass
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>>154084554
punk is still on the roster
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>>154084645
I cant believe Jon Jones wanted to come back out of retirement just to fight this guy, is he nuts?
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Sober for months but got wasted for the family get together

Cant let them know I'm doing good
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it's like the demons just aren't there sometimes and real pereira is suddenly a deer in headlights
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The British guy here really has nothing else other than 4chan eh? Little weird fucker is always here just saying nothing at all worthwhile. Ah well. Hes probably happy in life. Yeah right lol!!!
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The Finnish guy here really has nothing else other than 4chan eh? Little weird fucker is always here just saying nothing at all worthwhile. Ah well. Hes probably happy in life. Yeah right lol!!!
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The Canadian guy here really has nothing else other than 4chan eh? Little weird fucker is always here just saying nothing at all worthwhile. Ah well. Hes probably happy in life. Yeah right lol!!!
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The Brasilian guy here really has nothing else other than 4chan eh? Little weird fucker is always here just saying nothing at all worthwhile. Ah well. Hes probably happy in life. Yeah right lol!!!
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The American guy here really has nothing else other than 4chan eh? Little weird fucker is always here just saying nothing at all worthwhile. Ah well. Hes probably happy in life. Yeah right lol!!!
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mods? crush his skull. thank you
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>>154083971
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My posts bring smiles to peoples faces. People love me hear.
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This one SIMPLE trick crotch sniffers don't want you to know about
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>>154084744
Holy based.
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>>154084736
Chinese spelling mistake
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CM Punk with his basic jiu-jitsu and MMA skills could beat any current boxing champion in a real fight and I stand by that.
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>>154084901
usyk trains other martial arts and cm punk is nearly 50 with a ruined old man body
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>>154084901
Did you say current because Crawford wrestles?
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>alex pereira
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>>154084918
are rico does that mincer in
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Satan is losing
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Gane is essentially the Brendan Schaub of this generation, respectfully.
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>>154085210
What the fuck is going on in the first few seconds
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>>154085204
Take it back
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>>154085210
wtf is going on in the beginning
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>>154084645
>>154084673
why would jon come out of retirement to fight Jan when he ducked his #1 contender fight against him to begin with
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>>154085227
Sing it Back.
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>>154085210
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>>154085221
>>154085233
its the mckinney deep lore
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really want to heem the wmma but i am unwashed and tired
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>>154085269
just more proof being crazy is the best base for mma
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>>154084690
>>154084695
>>154084700
>>154084708
>>154084712
>This faggot really has nothing else other than 4chan eh? Little weird fucker is always here just saying nothing at all worthwhile. Ah well. Hes probably happy in life. Yeah right lol!!!
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Yes, yes, well done, Topuria . Well done, Topuria. HOWEVER
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Izzy still has 7 fights left on his contract. 2 more top 10 wins, one top 5 win, then he can get a title shot. 3 more title defenses after will put him at 11.
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woah wwoah woah he has a gun! Why does he have a gun!
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Izzy fighting once a year until 2035, for legacy.
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>>154084554
Now? Maybe, the new generation is full of goofballs. But back in the day? No, some of those dudes were legit broblems. You could not heem Bam Bam Bigelo, and that's just a random midcarder.
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>>154085315
Most of em were prawlblems b. Dr Death Steve Williams, Rick Rude, Mr Perfect, the Steiners, Fit Finlay, Hansen would fuck me up. That’s why I’m picking the soft era to fold
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Pawg milfs
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heeminder: 5 bongs till the artemis II launch
sending 4 niggas to where aint no nigga gone before
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Modern UFC Janettey is LHW
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>>154085302
so 7 more losses
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>>154085356
Wonder what's up there
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>>154085380
Tai is streaking hard so he might have to fight 8 more times to match it
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I believe hunter campbell lies more than space. Will turn in for a rocket heeming live
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>>154085402
are you high
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>>154085356
Artemis is/was a quite infamous german brothel. After looking into your post I'm now rather disappointed.
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>>154085356
>The mission is expected to set several human spaceflight records. Glover would become the first person of color, Koch the first woman, Wiseman the oldest person to leave low Earth orbit, and Hansen the first non-U.S. citizen to travel beyond low Earth orbit and to the Moon's vicinity.
cant believe that we are about to witness this historic moment
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>>154085408
Will be just in time for the rocket going Duane Bang Ludwig
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The only reason this sport isnt completely dead is because of Jiri

Hahahahaha what the fuck
The captcha was asking me who an anime character is
The green girl from OPM
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>>154085430
what time is the launch I'm very high
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>>154085388
yeah tai is trash tho
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>>154085428
>Glover
Got screwed out of his belt
>Koch
Got screwed out of his title shot
>Wiseman
>Hansen
Who are these fighters?
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>>154085294
Totally went over yuor head I see. It was an postmodern comment on the status of modern weem.
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>>154085438
Someone said five hours. I’ll see it when I believe it
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Tai got a BJJ back tat swangin and bangin dayz are behind us bruv we gotta job to secure bruv
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>>154085454
Hellboy Hansen? Kay Hansen?
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>>154085465
my schizo friend says it's fake and gay and now i see a wmma and a hap are involved i too grow suspicious
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Doink the Clown, Goldust, and Konan were the top 3 gayest niggas in wcw
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doink and goldust were never in wcw and doink was never gay konnan do be ass though
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Dustin Rhodes is the best Roadz. Doink is still over with the fans b da fuq u talmbout
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they screwed Glover out of his belt by giving him prime GODmahal
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Islam will finish Ilia with a pedigree
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dusty is best don't be facetious
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HTx1mS8hsBc
>they all knew
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Dusty would be Otis in the modern era. Now his boy Dustin, now that boy has the best skills in wrasslin. Goldust can wrestle like the entire roster, similar to how Jon Jones adapts to his opponents
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Chad Holloway vs max gable BMF TKO Belt
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The ufc is getting closer to a Logan Paul crossover per Ariel Helwani
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>>154085600
i sometimes used to heem meng to torrie wilson
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No stars? No problem. It’s Impaulsive
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>Government doing another moon launch on April Fools Day

Bit on the nose, innet?
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>>154085636
Probably signing billions away to Israel and immigrants for the White House card. Love seeing moves being made so this card happens
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>>154085606
Still remember how they lost to Virgil and TedBiasi back in 91 man those were the days
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>>154085636
that's what my schizo friend said too
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gina finna LEARN
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democrats lost, move on b
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>>154085654
Rocket will launch at a Masonic time like 3:33 and watch their hands during the broadcast. Fucking lizards have no handwork and telegraph their shots
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I have a mensa tested 133 iq and fight iq thats immeasurably higher and I say Jons the GOAT and Khamzats the best in the game right now
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Heeminder the White House card will be canceled 48 hours before the event due to security concerns. Dana and Orange man will have a falling out and no longer be friends
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>>154085731
No one above 105 IQ enjoys watching violence. MMA has the lowest IQ fanbase
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When the three organizations become one
The belly of the agency drips
A champion will fall
New figures will rise
Fighters are in control
Trust the process
HC
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>>154085761
You’re wrong. 106 iq here you dumb motherfucker
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>>154085761
Joe Rogan has an IQ of 127
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>>154085761
Violence is for simpletons. I'm a domination enjoyer. People forget that in Jons last eleven years his only three finishes were over heavyweights (cans) and a swede (homosexual)
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>>154085775
and thats his pre smoke IQ. get him chinky eyed and talmbout Jerome le banner for real fight IQ b trucks me izzuh nodder level
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>>154085761
there was an anon a little while ago who posted a certified iq of like 130 with a verbal intelligence score of 145 or something. i member cuz mexico called him a gifted yapper and he got mad
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>>154085809
what was he yappin about something gay probably
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>>154085809
kek messibro don't miss
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Turn down your iq to bait the smarts into a fight then reveal the fight iq and spark em
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I’m a fighting nerd, I study these things. I know you’ll try to put me down verbally and I’ll lure you in using the stats from your previous arguments. That’s when I’ll beat the shit out of you. Levels
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>>154085846
study my balls across your forehead
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>>154085854
*ball and wasn’t much to study b. Like peanuts in shit, they come and go
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very disrespectful
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Talmbout balls how bout dah balls on Maysee Barsir for takin that fight agenstuh Grasso who is n absolut killer b
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you fucking poussy
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*respectfully drags nutz across thread* there u happy b talmbout touchin nutz
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what happens if you get the anime captcha right?
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>>154085976
you can rest easy knowing you're a fucking weeb faggot
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>>154085976
i have no idea
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>>154083984
Dumbass dipshit mark
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>>154085976
you graduate
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tomorrow will be april 2nd and arman will still be a fool
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Arman vs Ilia Fools Gold Belt
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arman should stick to playing grab ass with tiktokers and colby i think hes wore out his welcome in ufc
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nah they called this nigga volkavinsko
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>>154085976
Grasso appears and bounces on your thang real good
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Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
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>>154086124
- Joe Pyfer
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>>154086124
shockedhapsatbaftas.jpeg
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I want to FUCK Gina Carano su fucking BAD
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there's a queue here pal
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>>154082689
Wishing Justin a speedy recovery on his ruptured vagina!
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Going to the moon
as a past time activity
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Shut up shut up shut up AHHHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID CHINK FAGGOT!!!
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>>154086124
– Gane to Don’tale, Ngubu, Lewis, Jon and Tom.
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Someone name a fighter. Any fighter. I have a trick to show you. Now.
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>>154086306
Khamzat “Borz” Maaev.
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>>154086309
Haha he got your ass good fucking dumbass lol
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>>154086353
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>>154086306
Sean Strickland
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>>154086306
Thomas "Tom" R. Aspinall (Interim)
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Tom Aspinall has been relegated to PFL Heavyweight Champion
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>>154086306
Portland Pringle the Third
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>>154086306
Jeff Chen (me)
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full moon tonight
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Belel should be cut
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>>154086594
how bout you cut your lil penis
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74 days until Gane fights.
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Does Joe Rogan really have such a high IQ?
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Belel is a nigger
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>>154086309
He will fight Penn soon
>>154086380
Strickland -> Barnatt -> Munoz ->Machida -> Penn
>>154086478
Tom -> Alovski -> Rumble -> Belfort -> Machida -> Penn
>>154086504
PP3 -> David Rickels -> Melvin -> Joe Daddy -> Penn
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>>154086516
Jeff Chen -> Randy -> Gonzaga -> Cro Cop -> Schaub
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Jiri's wife
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Jiri will heem
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Self respect -> disrespect -> dieting -> lack of dieting -> weight gain -> weight loss
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Jon Jones x Tiger Woods
Tiger Bones
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>ranked
>going to the moon
leafs cant stop winning
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Thiccc Boy Bike Club x Tiger Woods
Tiger Thiccc
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Darren Elkins x Randy
The Natural Damage
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khabib -> never lost -> never bled -> never dropped -> 29-0 -> undefeated
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Vince McMahon x Poohing on interns
The Genetic Jackhammer
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Worst of all time all time -> ud tibau -> ud trujillo -> ud healy -> ud rda -> ud barboza -> ud iaquinta
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>>154086799
wow what a boring shit legacy
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>>154086781
you're not even landing on it faggot
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Give RDA the rematch at 170 and he fucks Khabib up. Let RDA retire in a win
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have any of you been to the Apex, if so what’s the cup holder situation
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>>154085976
reddit gold gets awarded into your broke ass bitch account
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Why do people always cry about paddy's weight cut? Kids a superstar, clearly works for him
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>>154086740
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I need to FUCK Gina Carano in her PUSSY right fucking NOW NOW NOW NOW
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I was just attacked on the street in an ally. Holy shit I'm still shaking. Just called thhe cops bros. Some chuds tried to HANG me I still have the cable around my neck. I just got a sandwich at subway and all I heard was "THIS IS BON GAMIN COUNTRY!!!" and I ate a punch that slept me instantly.
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I'd walk out to True Detective season 1 theme and after i win i take the microphone and tell everyone god isn't real and crack open a beer. Yeah.
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>2 girls 1 Schaub
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I met God in a dream once, he told me niggers aren't human
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>>154086729
incredible discovery
>>154087134
you walk out to true somali
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holy shit daner just announced mark hunt vs Blanka from street fighter
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>>154087263
dont care unless its in Run It Back
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Sing it Back.
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>>154087091
was worried for you until I heard you still have the cable around your neck. Finish the job b
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sneed
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>>154087255
The Machida-Penn connection is elite. Depends on the weight you’re trying to chain, and how many connections.
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>>154087134
Id walk out to season 2 intro song feelin like Vince Vaughn. FUUUUCK YOU ASSPEN
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Izzy didn't lose because Pyfer is good, he lost because he abandoned his gameplan to stand and bag thus by extension we can't consider this a loss
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>>154087470
yes. Izzy will be allowed to lose 10 straight
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>>154087470
How do you manage to go 1-0 in battles but still 0-1 in the war?
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>Izzy vs Imavov
Tit for tat, back and forth kickboxing match. Izzy edges out the first round. Imavov adjusts, knocks him out definitively in the second round
>Izzy vs Pyfer
Izzy dominates the first round, completely shuts down Pyfer's offense. Hurts him several times, has him limping on his lead leg only a few minutes in to the first round. Completely abandons a winning game plan after stunning Pyfer and decides to stand in front of him motionless and trade. Ends up getting TKOed after numerous bad decisions on the ground
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>>154087502
Hes a fixer. Pre fight was even alluding to not caring etc and that normalizes his fixer behavior. BAN IZZY
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>>154087502
They pumped Pyfer 8 spots up, they are unironically doing him more harm than good, the likes of Allen and Borralho will never get an ego death and throw the gameplan away for a highlight finish
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pyfer has the best chance of becoming 3 division champ
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pyfer is getting btfo after dogbender heem and getting heemed
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Make the music with yuor mouth BTITCH
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>>154087545
so close...
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>>154087545
Pyfer is an industry plant and Dana's boy expect riggi in his favor
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when i saw vettori fighting like a 70 iq fucking retard, i said, "marvin you retard. don't you realize that if you just weren't retarded then you could win? physically you have what it takes."
i could have never known then just how correct i was.
ANYONE could beat adesanya at this point. i could beat him.
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>Izzy was ego deathed he didnt just get chinned and dazed off one hook
Lol
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alright settle down
10 bings till artemis ii launch
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Im going home. To the place where I belong.
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Ethan wing fight week
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>>154087938
THE OSHA inspector?
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gane's designs worked. another success.
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Joe Pyfer is to MMA is what Cyclops is to X Mans
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>>154088078
A fundamental part of the Gane Dynasty is expansion outwards onto the Moon and beyond.
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>>154087938
You just know that Dana, Ari and Hunter will do everything in their power to ruin his career after what he did to their project.
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>>154088179
Sadly you are right, they are giving him an undefeated prospect to try and take him down
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arman tsarukyan? the streamer?
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>>154088215
He has the makings of an elite fraud fraudchecker, though.
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Rafael Estevam is a massive Flyweight who wins by wet blanketing all of his opponents
He's fight at bantamweight after missing flyweight multiple times
Yeah, this is the exact opposite of them building Ewing. This fight won't progress his career at all, is likely to be boring, and he has a good chance of losing
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Was UFC more fun back in the late 00s to early 2010s when there were still a lot of one dimensional fighters who would get slop fest brawls or domination fights or is it better now when everyone has a closer skill gap to each other?
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>>154088331
Fuck. Yes. There were fighters, that came to fight. Still duds at times so don’t get it twisted
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>>154088222
The raf guy fights ufc?
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Who wins?
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>>154088421
V. Walker but J. Walker will put up a fight
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Walker bros vs Paul bros MVP MMA
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>>154088331
The early 00s mma was at it's worst cause Sakuraba exposed all the gracies and pretty much all hype dried up for a while, mma was really split in that era cause Pancrase and Pride were way higher in the ceiling with guys like Bas rutten until it picked up again mid 2000s during the Hughes penn pierre era, it dried up again in 2013 when GSP and Silva left for a while, the UFC was paying cm punk to have some charade fights, lot of fighters were rallying against them, watch this if you care to know more about it, he details the entire timeline of mma cause there was also orgs like Dream taking over in that era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMqZ_3VF09s&t=700s
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>>154088453
They'd never take that fight, Walker bros fucking murder them
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>>154088459
Fake bitch who just reads wikipedia and didnt watch at the time. You just know!! Faggot!!
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>>154088459
>orgs like dream taking over in that era
Heheheh alright bud
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WEC and Strikeforce are still providing life to the UFC. Once those final stars leave, then off is officially dead. Contender series stars? Nah they suck.
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>>154088459
>beats up a bunch of chinamen
Overrated
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>>154088495
Yeah Overreem's best fights were in Dream
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>>154088453
Logan Paul almost won the Royla Rumble. The Paul Borthers would win for sure.
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If I posted my cock hear I would get so much angry responss due to its thickness. Lol. Just konwing I can drop taht bomb at any moment. True power.
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>>154088588
Chode dick lmao!
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i'm probably the only one here who lived through the adeanya era, and let me just tell you one thing... it was magical.
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Logan Paul is contracted by TKO but his brother Jake is beefing with Dana White how does that work
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An Olympian judoka should technically be able to throw any WMMA fighter on the ground, no?
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>>154082689
Justin "The Dodger" Gaethje if real ofc
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I'm gonna put my whole bankroll on Moicano
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Ohhhhh!!
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lol did moicano think the ufc would get to keep his settlement money if he didnt take it?
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Moicano, in fact, did not want money
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Gonna go eat braised octopus and wine suck my cockhole
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>>154088777
For some men principals and self respect are more valuable than money.
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moicano is literally headlining a ufc event in a few days. he won. you lost.
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>principals
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Money Moic got em seething?
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Having principals got him revved?
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gonna cry? piss your pants? shit and cum maybe?
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wop wop wop wop wop
dot fuck em up
wop wop wop wop wop
imma do ma stuff
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I FUCKING LOVE CIRYL GANE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
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>>154088818
I'm eating a normal dinner with my wife
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>>154088765
wtf they stole that heem meme :D
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>>154088990
Right? :DDD
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isisanya lost :DDD
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>>154089169
Shud izzi retard? :DDD
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>>154086306
Tomala Trannyspinall
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>>154089107
cinema
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>>154086306
Ginge From Shard End
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Come to Kansas bitch nigger
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doo live in Kansas lmao
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the better fighter doesn't always win the fight. in fact, the best fighter may never win a single fight. what makes a fighter good isn't about wins and losses, it's about being good at fighting in a metaphysical way that can't be proven or disproven.
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>>154089605
Edman Shavazyian
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Few fights announced today

Tommy Gantt vs. Trey Ogden, UFC Vegas 117, May 16
Karol Rosa vs. Luana Santos, UFC Vegas 119, June 20
Jonathan Micallef vs. Themba Gorimbo, UFC Perth, May 2
Shamil Gaziev vs. Brando Peričić, UFC Perth, May 2
Colby Thicknesse vs. Vince Morales, UFC Perth, May 2
Wes Schultz vs. Ben Johnston, UFC Perth, May 2
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>>154089605
Elkins proved this theory
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>>154089816
Yuge news here Intel bong
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>>154089816
>Shamil Gaziev vs. Brando Peričić
ah yes, one step closer to the title fight
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>shmeal gassyev
https://youtu.be/K2dHRHPkWR0?si=71liavHE3ifeQlW1
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daddymil will eat tomala and poohand alive
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>>154089961
This is why your women prefer BWC.
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THE Joe Pyfer
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Why are Tomalatrannies so easy to troll? All you have to do is mention GODne in any capacity and they FREAK
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>>154089816
Gantt is going to murder Ogden
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>>154088331
Not really. Basically until Conor got big there were only 2 or 3 UFC events a year anyone paid attention to. Now even dogshit cards like this week's will get a million viewers. The overall product is much much better today than it was 15 years ago.
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>>154090015
Gane objectively ruined Tom's career, he is wasting his prime years
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>>154087938
Estevam will take him down and easily beat him. Wellmaker is a can who can only spam hooks
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Tom Aspinall eye health status?
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>>154089999
please stop talking about penis, you're not helping the whole mma is gay trope
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Dudes who fuck trannys have elite ball knowledge
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>>154088923
Im micht my woife too
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Is Daniel Cormier right? Is Nate Diaz average?
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>>154090186
You're a fucking loser mate
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>>154090194
Who sold more ppvs?
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merb wonked his nose



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