Avies Edition Last time >>154079539
10 minutes until lunch
shall be watching my sharkies in 3 hours
>>154087744You mean dinner unless you live in Hawaii
>>154087730As a repeat of this year
>countdown is pausedKWAB
Keep being gay for bedardWe're all gaysex addicts in here
>>154087785Bedard is saving his bussy for marriage
>>154087763It's looking over for us
My penguins (:
>mfw I get asked what some anime character is for my captcha
americans go to spacecanadians go to tim hortons
praying the elites dont sacrifice the astronauts to baphomet
>>154087843Just got asked who Bill Wilson CIA isKek
>>154087859yeah, forgot what day it was today kek CLOCK RESUMING!
Huomenta! but the opposite !
>>154087843>hit cancel>answer 1 old captcha>postlol
>>154087843>webmnot "A" material xhe should be disciplined
just got my haircut bro's
>>154087907was it by a big titty black lady?
>>154087850Americans go to Jupiter to get more stupider
>>154087907Fresh
>>154087917actually yes >>154087922so fresh and so clean clean
>>154087907did you get the bedsy cut?
>>154087917i miss that comfort, i've buzzed my own for about 10 years now.
>>154087929>actually yeskek based
>>154087886Sleep well fren <3
>>154087930of course:))
>>154087734I’m still sad
Why did they decide to have a sharks/ducks game on april 1st? Fuckin' fools.
Canadians can't hand the G's. Gtd this fucker pukes the whole way up.
>>154087882Got HK47 on another captcha>Observation: I believe this is what you meatbags consider, "based".
>>154087952Root for Utah. They have most of your players
>>154087965Kek
1200mph...about how fast I shoot the puck btw
>>154087980sabres have josh doan and the closest thing there is to Coyotes Culture
>>154087997I see 4 recent gold medalists on this list.
>>154087843MacKinnon captures the essence of Nova Scotian autism
>first trip to the moon in 52 years>first gold medal in 46 years250 shaping up to be a good one.
>>154088002Being long term losers?
>>154088004Believe there's 5
>>154088027not just losers. Absolute non-winners.
>>154087997where did all the baldies go?
>>154088042Nope. based Billy G left that non-defense-playing bitch back in Dallas.
>>154088050The Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team tradition is bleeding into the NHL. Everyone wants "cabbage" now.
>>154088050Players quit creatine
>>154088061based and true
As punishment for losing Olympic gold the country of Canada has banished one of their citizens to the void of space.
>>154088071you're so fucking retarded and gay it's almost sad
>>154088090Jen youre on fire today
>>154088092nah, that's you.
>>154088090that other astronaut is now a specsavers spokesman
Who let the Can'tnadian tourist on our ship? Human olive branch
>>154088102buzz aldrin said he seen aliens
>>154088090that guy definitely can't see the puck
>>154088061Eichel, Hughes, Keller, Thompson, Werenski
>fly by Who cares
>>154088113Living in florida, I'm sure he did.
>>154088119>Who caresExactly. That's why they sent the DEI crew for this one.
>>154088119you dont understand. its the same science™ that made the vaccine. its so hecking cool.
>>154087789
>>154087997I'm better looking than a lot of these guys. Definitely not Bedard though
>>154087956also sharks pride night. it's all happening! maybe beckett and sam will mark the occasion with a bit of fighting and making out behind the net
>>154088126wasnt talking to you fagface
>>154088119>>154088138>Guy who barely passed high school science thinks he knows more than the professionalsKek you're not Gary's target audience
>>154088145Well i'm talking to you mofo. What of it? Step up!
>>154088147youre right my foreskin isnt mutlilated.
>>154088139LET'S GET BEDARDED, HA!!LET'S GET BEDARDED IN HERE!!!
Jesus fuck /hoc/, who shoved a toothpick up your urethra today?
>>154088147Fly bys are a nothing burger >first humans in lunar orbit in decades Who cares
154088154please go back
didn't even know canada had astronauts
>>154088167kek
IF the Blackhawks get 1 more point then the Canucks are LOCKED for 32nd place overall. Go Hawks!
>>154088187You've never been shilled insurance by Chris Hadfield?
>>154088161>Doesn't know about phimosisKek have fun bud
>>154088191No way gary gives mckenna to the canacucks? right?
>>154088219vegas has the canucks as favorites to pick 3rd overall.
Sometimes i feel like a nutSometimes i don't
>>154088084Caffeine doesn’t cause baldness and players still chug caffeine. I sip every morning
>>154088229but even without "vegas" that is just how the math works out, because the worst team in the league has a higher change to pick outside the top3 than pick first overall. the nhl doesnt really reward tanking.
>>154088191imagine McBedsy though
>>154088177(You) do, otherwise you wouldn't be seething this hard
>>154088139SLUT >:(
>>154088238oh I do
>>154088199You now remember Vic Hadfield
>>154088243the only thing im seething about is this general being invaded by vaxxed plebbitors shilling their love for science.
>>154088237Nah, it just rewards the teams that are based in failing markets or paid a $500M franchise start up fee.
can you skate on an ice planet?
>>154088268I could. You couldn't.
>>154088268I don't own skates
>>154088268it would be dangerous for beginners since there are no walls
>>154088161Why did I have to be born to a Jewish boomer dad?
We should shoot Gary into space on a one way trip if you know what I mean
Sometimes I wonder if I was on a space ship like in star trek or hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and if i would be able to get broadcasts of the games out in space
Are hockey players REALLY as famous in real life as Heated Rivalry makes them out to be?I watched Heated Rivalry and I feel like the show over-exaggerates the level of fame and notoriety that professional hockey players have in real life.There's a scene where Shane Hollander is in an aquarium or museum and he gets recognized by like two 13 year old girls who ask him for a picture or whatever, and I just feel like that would never happen in real life... When you were in middle school, how many girls (or guys for that matter) did you know who were super big hockey fans?Also the part when Hollander was doing an advertisement for some beverage company or something holding up a can of soda for the camera... Like how often do NHL players get brand deals like that? Is it just me? Or does this show really exaggerate the level of public fame that hockey players have?
>>154088297If you were in the Iota Horologii system the laffs are about to go on a playoff tear
>>154088300if I saw tage thompson irl I would literally cum in my sweatpants
>>154088316Shut up geek
>>154088300Mitch Marner was on the redbull cans for like 3 years
>>154088300 Tim Hortons has yearly ad deals with hockey playersMcDonald's has yearly ad deals with hockey playersCurrently, Caufield is on TV multiple times a day for his Uncrustables deal and has been for something like 18 months now.Xhekaj has a long term ad deal with a fancy burger chain.Matheson, Savard, Montambault, just off the top of my head, all have had ads deals with local brands over the last few years.If Montréal had a Sid type of famous player in town, he'd be everywhere.Just because it doesn't happen in parts of the US doesn't mean it's unrealistic for the original hockey markets, eh
>>154088300if I saw patrik laine irl I would literally tell him to fuck himself and die
If I saw Mitch Marner in the streets I'd heem him
It’s sad how Canada lost hockey when for most Americans it’s like their 4th sport we truly got embarrassed at the Olympics, I’m sure most of the Americans watching couldnt name one player on that team and still they beat us.
>>154088300That happens IRL fairly regularly to moderately famous players, and in universe I think he's the captain of the Habs, so he would absolutely be recognised.
>>154088300Nigger you are REALLY gay for posting this
>>154088350I don’t watch hockey
>>154088357And?
>>154087997>41>guy isnt even on the team anymore>FUMES
>>154088350Its obviously a reddit post
>>154088300Pavelle Burie didnt like playing in vancouver because he was famous and couldnt go anywhere
t-minus 16 days until 04/17/22 + 4
I watched a rocket get launch 1 hour ago and now I am ready to watch some hockey.
154088405go back
>>154088300the heated rivalry guys are supposed to be sort of cutouts for Crosby and Ovi, who definitely would be recognized like that.But looking at that top scorers image >>154087997 , some NHL players just have extremely generic faces, like would a huge Wings fan even know for sure if he saw Dylan Larkin
Why's this bitch seethin' about me wanting to watch hockey? Why, bitch?
Lmao at the west
>>154088441>bitch seethin'reminds me of trb
>>154088300The big markets in Canada are notoriously annoying for the players
>>154087997yeah i'm thinkin Jack Hughes is a true American hero
>>154088456My team isn't on this list. We are doing well this season.
>>154088471WHERES the flames
>>154088456umm thats called parity, chud.
Good night /hoc/
chud sport E-God sport bud sport
>>154088456>"lose" >collect a point anyways
>>154088503It's not even 7:00...
Wrestlefags OUT
>>154088503Good night, Grand Mama>don't let the bed bugs bite you cause you lost your health insurance after Grandpa died
>>154088512its our sport tranny
>>154088536leave bob alone
/hoc/ was so much better those few days that rapey was b&
>>154088544>acknowledges Daddy H>wins LeesOn your knees dog
Fort Wayne has some pretty rocking jerseys> Also, I'm watching two games in Indiana
If the Krakens can win some games they will get that wild card spot
>>154088551true i wish it lasted forever
>>154088560Holy fuck.... Canada is starting to figure it out.. IF YOU WIN GAMES YOU CAN GET TO THE PLAYOFFSTHIS MAN IS A GENIUS!!!
>>154088573go back kid
>>154088580I upset canada's boyfriend oh no
a black astronaut? now ive seen everything
>>154088573smartest canadian ITT.
>scorefull draw in Gatineau
>>154088580>there are actually americans who white knight for canada in /hoc/what the literal fuck is wrong with some people?
>>154088634newfag
Gary should make pucks out of the moonrocks
>>154088634he clearly isn't from around here iykwim
>this guy is an Olympic Gold Medalist
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
Keith tkachuk was the special guest for the tkachuk brothers podcast. It was hilarious Brady got a milkshake and his papa tkachuk was seething cause he didn’t get one too lol.
>>154088641moon rocks can be hazardous to handle, and moon dust is very dangerous to handle
>>154088659i dont normally go for chocolate dessert but a chocolate peanut butter shake is over with me dude
>>154088653Where did you get this photo from the 1920s?
Avs will score 12 on cancucks today. Digits confirm.
>>154088665Zambonis can clean up the dust
>>154088665pucks have killed more people than moon dust
>>154088659How can people unironically watch this slop
>>154088653TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
I rooting for the canucks, ducks and fucks tonight.
