Avies Edition Last time >>154079539
10 minutes until lunch
shall be watching my sharkies in 3 hours
>>154087744You mean dinner unless you live in Hawaii
>>154087730As a repeat of this year
>countdown is pausedKWAB
Keep being gay for bedardWe're all gaysex addicts in here
>>154087785Bedard is saving his bussy for marriage
>>154087763It's looking over for us
My penguins (:
>mfw I get asked what some anime character is for my captcha
americans go to spacecanadians go to tim hortons
praying the elites dont sacrifice the astronauts to baphomet
>>154087843Just got asked who Bill Wilson CIA isKek
>>154087859yeah, forgot what day it was today kek CLOCK RESUMING!
Huomenta! but the opposite !
>>154087843>hit cancel>answer 1 old captcha>postlol
>>154087843>webmnot "A" material xhe should be disciplined
just got my haircut bro's
>>154087907was it by a big titty black lady?
>>154087850Americans go to Jupiter to get more stupider
>>154087907Fresh
>>154087917actually yes >>154087922so fresh and so clean clean
>>154087907did you get the bedsy cut?
>>154087917i miss that comfort, i've buzzed my own for about 10 years now.
>>154087929>actually yeskek based
>>154087886Sleep well fren <3
>>154087930of course:))
>>154087734I’m still sad
Why did they decide to have a sharks/ducks game on april 1st? Fuckin' fools.
Canadians can't hand the G's. Gtd this fucker pukes the whole way up.
>>154087882Got HK47 on another captcha>Observation: I believe this is what you meatbags consider, "based".
>>154087952Root for Utah. They have most of your players
>>154087965Kek
1200mph...about how fast I shoot the puck btw
>>154087980sabres have josh doan and the closest thing there is to Coyotes Culture
>>154087997I see 4 recent gold medalists on this list.
>>154087843MacKinnon captures the essence of Nova Scotian autism
>first trip to the moon in 52 years>first gold medal in 46 years250 shaping up to be a good one.
>>154088002Being long term losers?
>>154088004Believe there's 5
>>154088027not just losers. Absolute non-winners.
>>154087997where did all the baldies go?
>>154088042Nope. based Billy G left that non-defense-playing bitch back in Dallas.
>>154088050The Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team tradition is bleeding into the NHL. Everyone wants "cabbage" now.
>>154088050Players quit creatine
>>154088061based and true
As punishment for losing Olympic gold the country of Canada has banished one of their citizens to the void of space.
>>154088071you're so fucking retarded and gay it's almost sad
>>154088090Jen youre on fire today
>>154088092nah, that's you.
>>154088090that other astronaut is now a specsavers spokesman
Who let the Can'tnadian tourist on our ship? Human olive branch
>>154088102buzz aldrin said he seen aliens
>>154088090that guy definitely can't see the puck
>>154088061Eichel, Hughes, Keller, Thompson, Werenski
>fly by Who cares
>>154088113Living in florida, I'm sure he did.
>>154088119>Who caresExactly. That's why they sent the DEI crew for this one.
>>154088119you dont understand. its the same science™ that made the vaccine. its so hecking cool.
>>154087789
>>154087997I'm better looking than a lot of these guys. Definitely not Bedard though
>>154087956also sharks pride night. it's all happening! maybe beckett and sam will mark the occasion with a bit of fighting and making out behind the net
>>154088126wasnt talking to you fagface
>>154088119>>154088138>Guy who barely passed high school science thinks he knows more than the professionalsKek you're not Gary's target audience
>>154088145Well i'm talking to you mofo. What of it? Step up!
>>154088147youre right my foreskin isnt mutlilated.
>>154088139LET'S GET BEDARDED, HA!!LET'S GET BEDARDED IN HERE!!!
Jesus fuck /hoc/, who shoved a toothpick up your urethra today?
>>154088147Fly bys are a nothing burger >first humans in lunar orbit in decades Who cares
154088154please go back
didn't even know canada had astronauts
>>154088167kek
IF the Blackhawks get 1 more point then the Canucks are LOCKED for 32nd place overall. Go Hawks!
>>154088187You've never been shilled insurance by Chris Hadfield?
>>154088161>Doesn't know about phimosisKek have fun bud
>>154088191No way gary gives mckenna to the canacucks? right?
>>154088219vegas has the canucks as favorites to pick 3rd overall.
Sometimes i feel like a nutSometimes i don't
>>154088084Caffeine doesn’t cause baldness and players still chug caffeine. I sip every morning
>>154088229but even without "vegas" that is just how the math works out, because the worst team in the league has a higher change to pick outside the top3 than pick first overall. the nhl doesnt really reward tanking.
>>154088191imagine McBedsy though
>>154088177(You) do, otherwise you wouldn't be seething this hard
>>154088139SLUT >:(
>>154088238oh I do
>>154088199You now remember Vic Hadfield
>>154088243the only thing im seething about is this general being invaded by vaxxed plebbitors shilling their love for science.
>>154088237Nah, it just rewards the teams that are based in failing markets or paid a $500M franchise start up fee.
can you skate on an ice planet?
>>154088268I could. You couldn't.
>>154088268I don't own skates
>>154088268it would be dangerous for beginners since there are no walls
>>154088161Why did I have to be born to a Jewish boomer dad?
We should shoot Gary into space on a one way trip if you know what I mean
Sometimes I wonder if I was on a space ship like in star trek or hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and if i would be able to get broadcasts of the games out in space
Are hockey players REALLY as famous in real life as Heated Rivalry makes them out to be?I watched Heated Rivalry and I feel like the show over-exaggerates the level of fame and notoriety that professional hockey players have in real life.There's a scene where Shane Hollander is in an aquarium or museum and he gets recognized by like two 13 year old girls who ask him for a picture or whatever, and I just feel like that would never happen in real life... When you were in middle school, how many girls (or guys for that matter) did you know who were super big hockey fans?Also the part when Hollander was doing an advertisement for some beverage company or something holding up a can of soda for the camera... Like how often do NHL players get brand deals like that? Is it just me? Or does this show really exaggerate the level of public fame that hockey players have?
>>154088297If you were in the Iota Horologii system the laffs are about to go on a playoff tear
>>154088300if I saw tage thompson irl I would literally cum in my sweatpants
>>154088316Shut up geek
>>154088300Mitch Marner was on the redbull cans for like 3 years
>>154088300 Tim Hortons has yearly ad deals with hockey playersMcDonald's has yearly ad deals with hockey playersCurrently, Caufield is on TV multiple times a day for his Uncrustables deal and has been for something like 18 months now.Xhekaj has a long term ad deal with a fancy burger chain.Matheson, Savard, Montambault, just off the top of my head, all have had ads deals with local brands over the last few years.If Montréal had a Sid type of famous player in town, he'd be everywhere.Just because it doesn't happen in parts of the US doesn't mean it's unrealistic for the original hockey markets, eh
>>154088300if I saw patrik laine irl I would literally tell him to fuck himself and die
If I saw Mitch Marner in the streets I'd heem him
It’s sad how Canada lost hockey when for most Americans it’s like their 4th sport we truly got embarrassed at the Olympics, I’m sure most of the Americans watching couldnt name one player on that team and still they beat us.
>>154088300That happens IRL fairly regularly to moderately famous players, and in universe I think he's the captain of the Habs, so he would absolutely be recognised.
>>154088300Nigger you are REALLY gay for posting this
>>154088350I don’t watch hockey
>>154088357And?
>>154087997>41>guy isnt even on the team anymore>FUMES
>>154088350Its obviously a reddit post
>>154088300Pavelle Burie didnt like playing in vancouver because he was famous and couldnt go anywhere
t-minus 16 days until 04/17/22 + 4
I watched a rocket get launch 1 hour ago and now I am ready to watch some hockey.
154088405go back
>>154088300the heated rivalry guys are supposed to be sort of cutouts for Crosby and Ovi, who definitely would be recognized like that.But looking at that top scorers image >>154087997 , some NHL players just have extremely generic faces, like would a huge Wings fan even know for sure if he saw Dylan Larkin
Why's this bitch seethin' about me wanting to watch hockey? Why, bitch?
Lmao at the west
>>154088441>bitch seethin'reminds me of trb
>>154088300The big markets in Canada are notoriously annoying for the players
>>154087997yeah i'm thinkin Jack Hughes is a true American hero
>>154088456My team isn't on this list. We are doing well this season.
>>154088471WHERES the flames
>>154088456umm thats called parity, chud.
Good night /hoc/
chud sport E-God sport bud sport
>>154088456>"lose" >collect a point anyways
>>154088503It's not even 7:00...
Wrestlefags OUT
>>154088503Good night, Grand Mama>don't let the bed bugs bite you cause you lost your health insurance after Grandpa died
>>154088512its our sport tranny
>>154088536leave bob alone
/hoc/ was so much better those few days that rapey was b&
>>154088544>acknowledges Daddy H>wins LeesOn your knees dog
Fort Wayne has some pretty rocking jerseys> Also, I'm watching two games in Indiana
If the Krakens can win some games they will get that wild card spot
>>154088551true i wish it lasted forever
>>154088560Holy fuck.... Canada is starting to figure it out.. IF YOU WIN GAMES YOU CAN GET TO THE PLAYOFFSTHIS MAN IS A GENIUS!!!
>>154088573go back kid
>>154088580I upset canada's boyfriend oh no
a black astronaut? now ive seen everything
>>154088573smartest canadian ITT.
>scorefull draw in Gatineau
>>154088580>there are actually americans who white knight for canada in /hoc/what the literal fuck is wrong with some people?
>>154088634newfag
Gary should make pucks out of the moonrocks
>>154088634he clearly isn't from around here iykwim
>this guy is an Olympic Gold Medalist
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
Keith tkachuk was the special guest for the tkachuk brothers podcast. It was hilarious Brady got a milkshake and his papa tkachuk was seething cause he didn’t get one too lol.
>>154088641moon rocks can be hazardous to handle, and moon dust is very dangerous to handle
>>154088659i dont normally go for chocolate dessert but a chocolate peanut butter shake is over with me dude
>>154088653Where did you get this photo from the 1920s?
Avs will score 12 on cancucks today. Digits confirm.
>>154088665Zambonis can clean up the dust
>>154088665pucks have killed more people than moon dust
>>154088659How can people unironically watch this slop
>>154088653TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
I rooting for the canucks, ducks and fucks tonight.
>>154088552you mean gary saw a pr opp and you ate it up
>>154088742hampage got cancelled
>You could still smoke at restaurants when the last man stood on the moon
Oh Avs are in Nordiques jerseys today.
>>154088780skinsuit
>>154088783feels like im wearing nothing at all
Might eat some bread haven't decided yet
>>154088787It's getting that warm?
>>154088685You don’t enjoy puck
>>154088754>back in my day you could ruin the taste of food that you payed for while eating it
>>154088754That ended like 20 years ago
>>154088471they all suck so much
>>154088796Retard
>>154088789with jam?
>>154088780True, in honor of the only rosters of theirs that actually won a non-covind gary cup.
my avies :)
>muhhhh sofpoooooooooooosays :))))))
>>154088650
My Frosties did girlmath and forgot to register one of their players
Wait, are they doing old school jerseys because of the moon launch, Gary??>my god, you're so clever, Gareth...
>>154088456the west sucks so much
>>154088659did they say anything interesting?
>>154088867Gary would rather expand to the moon than give Quebec City a team
>>154088861We respect women here retard
>>154088789with pb?
>>154088861Not a great sign for the future of the League
>>154088893women are stupid and i don't respect them
>>154088891holy shit, I've never heard anyone in here speak words so honest and true Thanks, I enjoyed that immensely
>>154088891A moon team would be much more interesting than Habs 2: More Gay and French Edition: Redux
nice have positive closing line value just need the avs to give the nuckies a stomping now
Would the puck be easier to see on the moon?
>>154088893nah /hoc/ is a muslim general
>>154088919ease up on the molson, canuck.
You can't see the puck because i stole it lel
Yes, your avies.... >_>
>>154088891dont reply to him ya fucking retard
>>154088922We would have to perfect true Lazor Puck Technology, along with a way to create ambient gravity on an alien mass, and the only way I know to do that is to add spin to the equation >but true Lazor Puck is on its way, rest assured.. Gary and I are on it
my avies :(
>>154088939give it back ୧༼ಠ益ಠ∩༽
Your avies lmaoooooo xD
my avies! :)mackinnon's 50th this season!
>>154088963*eats puck*
My nordiques :)
Hope you got to the game on time!
>MUHHHH AVVVIIIEEEES :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
>Heated Puckelry most dangerous draw in Denver, lads
fresh content for the softpusys. since they/them have been asking for a while now.
>on page for a 60-60 game
this guy watches more colofraudo than mild
>>154088963Lololololol no MY PUCK NAO
>>154088891People in qubec dont even like hockey anymore, there werent even any quebec players on the olympic team
>watchesI've watch a total of 240 minutes of softpusy hockey this season. y'all are just 2 E Z.
>>154088987nice and simplewill be keeping this one for hard times
I hope one day, everybody can see the puck, lads
I only watch the avs when I'm shitting
>I don’t watch it!>here for every gameSure bro
>>154088999cucknadians will still find a way to blame gary for all of this...
I only watch the wild when I'm peeing
yea this team is getting swept in the first round
>>154089023>see you watch the games on /hoc/ not on a streaming devicebased retarded tampon flag.
FUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm only happy when it rains
my nordies :((i swear those jerseys are karmic retribution for stolen valor
I'm Blueg da bu di da bu dai
SOFTPOOOOOOSAY SOFT PP. kek
Lmaoooooo your avies xDDDDD
>he only watches his Islanders when he's menstruating
i only hang out when rapey isnt posting so for this reason im out
>>154088987jen
>pp softly
some quebecois gypsy probably put a curse on that crest, I'd step lightly if I were col
>>154089059>im outWe already knew that one. gay boi.
jesus what is this avs goaler doing
>>154089069
This Avs game is really entertaining. Just two good teams battling it out.
>>154089075Unfortunately not getting injured
Gonna bounce between this blues/kings game and My Cousin Vinny tonight.
>>154089035More like incontinence for you lmao
which team's network's logo is the circle thing in the top right corner? i don't recognize it and i don't wanna watch the softpusy's broadcast because they are gay-ass homers.
whatever suits you
>>154089091ywnbaw
remember when the minnesota team won the stanley cup? ya me neither because it's never happened/
>>154089086see>>154089099
Canadians be like>I'm gooing to be oot and aboot tomårrow
1993 wants to talk cups yet again. kek
>>154089103Cope we have two walter cups
my nordies :(((
>>154089110Two HU-WHAT?
never ever boy wants to talk about cups again
Are the LA Kings going to get up to the fabled 20 loser point threshold this season?
Lmaooooo your avies xDDDDDDDDDDDD
>nice have positive closing line value just need the avs to give the nuckies a stomping now
>4 goals on 12 shotsturn off the magnets gare
>>154089131I'm afraid so
>>154089103>>154089122Collectively, Minnesota has won 20 Frozen Four titles, men's and ladies
kek, should be 4-1 if pederastsson wasn't dogshit at shooting.
>>154088341WTF you talking about? Jack Hughes is a household name now
>>154089148>the state of Minnesota, collectively not the U of Minnesota itself
the canacuck softpusy-wannabe is just upset that he has to root for an American team.
my shorks
>>154089156More like Jack who?
>>154088650That's my captain. Can't wait for him to come play in a real country and shine on an annual basis playing in front of non-toxic fans
>>154089163Minnesota has 15 hockey schools. and they are all competitive at their respective levels.
>>154088799>payedWho the fuck let this retard on our board? Must be a Bruins fan
>>154089175Well, I was specifically talking about the Gophers and Minnesota-Duluth
>puts a different jersey>plays like shit
>>154089182Just channeling the spirit of the real Nordiques
>>154089181Well I wasn't.
>fourfull draw in Toledo go Walleye
Alright I've seen enough, Avs will be getting blown the fuck out by whatever team on the western carousel that lands in the WC2 slot
the man has two first names
>stream went directly from the baseball game to the presidential addressThe fuck
>gary moves a northern team to a southern market>they start winning cupsWeird how this happens, eh?
>>154089191Imagine a team with a sub 50% win rate advancing to the second round. My krakkies will repeat 2023
>>154089188Let's agree to disagree
>>154089194Oh shit wrong genny
>>154089194That's your future Daddy. Show some respect.
>>154088893I gave them a chance but obviously it's in their nature to turn a real man misogynist or a Heated Rivalry fan. No in between
>>154089194some things are more important than baseball
>>154089200I disagree with that
>>154089197what about atlanta
>>154089103And they one scored 1 goal in the WCF. Got shutout 3 times and swept lmao
>>154087734>supposed best team in the league gets gobsmacked by my nuckies Yeah this entire league is fraudulent
>>154089166More like Boogeyman in Canjabi
BUSINESS IDEAGlobal Series in Panama City, Panama
>>154089190I just moved out of Toledo lol
>>154089210Really rooting for these bums to make the playoffs
>>154089214Atlanta was a mistake. Twice. Soon to be Thrice.
>>154089216best of 1 hockey is too random to predict
the hockey-reference trivia grid was really easy today
whew gary
my nordies!! :))landeskog!
>finnish goaltending
>>154089218does gary's interns deal with pesos?
>>154089225There should be an audition in the AHL first before they give any team a NHL team. San Diego, Bakersfield and Coachella Valley deserve a team before Atlanta since they fill up their arenas
>>154089151He can't get his shot back this summer either 'cause now he has to take his instawhore on shopping trips instead of at the shooting ramp.
my sharkies :)
>>154089230Show us
>>154089228hmm you weren't saying that about the Olympics hmmmm
what was that pink liquid the trainer was passing him?
a cool .000 save percentage for dostal
>still losing to the worst team in the league, at home.>only scoring is coming from their top playerskek. they are so fuckin' cooked in round 1.
>>154089244Probably some type of electrolyte drink
>Brent Burns game 999 in the Ironman streakCome on Canucks it’s time to pound the body and make him earn 1000.
>>154089245That's my bad, I keep starting him in fantasy hockey.
>>154089244pepto bismol
>>154089237I went to Coachella and there is like nothing around there, lots of space. Houses were surprisingly cheap though and I did have a good torta the one morning.
>>154089247Pretty sure they are going to win this game
aw, is gay sharks night tomorrow?time zones are so hard.
>>154089255bro has diarrhea
>>154089259well, they aren't right now. so suck it.
>>154089242
>>154089244Most likely pedialyte. The players like to drink it because it there's a specific one all the players drink that has no sugar, no artificial flavors and a lot more salts
>>154089245KWAB
>drinking your gay protein powder drinks on a national broadcastGary should fine them
Wow I didn’t think Landeskog would be a coward against Hoglander.
>>154089252We can't let him overtake Bill
>>154089266Top left is that winger that played for LA all those years. Jeff Carter?
>>154089256Palm Springs is right down the road. If they put a team in Palm Springs it can thrive. The entire Mojave is growing rapidly in California due to the housing issues and that's one of the last bastions of affordable housing still
>>154089267shall look for it in the grocery store this weekend
>>154089275post hog
>>154089263the canucks just came out strong to start the game no way they manage to keep that going for a whole 60 minutes. they are already faltering. wouldnt be surprised if avs have them hemmed in their own zone for most of the second and take the lead going into the third. 2 goal lead, le most dangerous lead, the nucks fate is already sealed.
>>154089275landeskum has been a piece of shit faggot since he entered the league. funnily enough, so has mackbitch. Both a scaredy cats when it comes to confrontation though. Little faggots.
>>154089284just warning you it tastes like ass and takes a little time to get used to it. it's in the baby aisle
>>154089289Still losing. loser. watch your team lose some more.
>>154089293thanks. if only pocari sweat had no sugar, no hfc, and no calories
May as well have a nurse hook up an electrolyte bag and find a vein on you >cause apparently you belong in a nursing home
anybody ever tried an IV drip?
>>154089282hey thats where upper middle class people snowbirds from vancouver go for the winter.
>>154089266I aint solvin that
>>154089282It's too small for anything serious.There might be a case for SD.
>>154089298The sponsor(body armor) that has a deal with Gary is actually really good, it's a sports drink that is made with coconut water so it has a ton of electrolytes. I buy the low calorie version when it is on sale at costco.
>>154089309bottom center is wayne gretzky
>>154089307No but I'd like to try it, just a basic hydrating one with maybe some vitamins in it. See how it makes me feel.
>>154089298>
>>154089319I sometimes see it in the gas station
>>154089321tell us if you do try it
>>154089266>jeff carter, brian doumoulin, lemieux>some guy i dunno, marchand, pastrnak>ray bourque, guy lefluer, wayne gretzky
I still want to believe that celebrini and the shorks will swim to playoffs
>>154089309it's easy I did it earlier... I did:Jeff Carter - Tristan Jarry - Evgeni MalkinMark Recchi - Brad Marchand - Bobby OrrBernie Parent - Patrick Roy - Wayne Gretzky
>>154089266paul coffey - letang - crosbyjagr - bobby orr - phil espisitobobby clarke - wayne gretzky - mario lemieux
>>154089307>>154089321I did when I was in the hospital for heart surgery >along with shit tons of pain killers and Dilaudid, I got bags for hydration and antibiotics for the bug that nearly killed me took nearly a month and a half for my fever to go down
>>154089359>jagrthat's not fair. jagr played for every eastern conference team.
>>154089314If the Gulls are serious about NHL they can make it work. All they have right now is SDFC and the Padres. The Gulls do well but so do all the other California AHL teams. People who don't follow AHL don't realize that California is actually a big market for hockey (or anything really). Bakersfield can draw 9k+ on a Saturday. San Jose and Ontario fill up their arenas. Coachella and San Diego are on the Bakersfield tier of support. NHL can focus on neglected markets for its future expansion instead of trying to fight for market share like Atlanta or New Orleans
>>154089340Jagr, Recchi, Oates, Coffey for the other one
>>154089361>saline bags >
Yeah? Well, did you get the wordle on thanksgiving correct on the first guess? Huh? Huh?
>>154089364Olli and Jussi Jokinen are also a cheat codes, Luke Schenn too
Business Idea for Gary Bettman:Move the Anaheim Ducks to San Diego >LA does not need two teams; it's a basketball city, Gary It's China Town, Gary
>>154089333I wont try it because it's probably retarded expensive and I might could just take vitamins daily and drink plenty of water and get the same outcome. are you thinking of trying it? I'm sure it's beneficial but at the same time it reeks of being one of those california lifestyle trends/scams
>>154089365I believe it. I wouldn't be surprised if the so-cal desert cities could support an AHL team. I just wonder if there are enough total people in the region for more than that. San Diego is much bigger.I wonder if nor-cal based around Sacramento would also have a case.
>who is the one player you'd like to see win his first stanley cupOf course the sportsnet HOLE says mcdavid.
SMOKING ON THAT FUCKING OWEN SOUND ATTACK PACK MOTHERFUCKER
>>154089365>>154089397San Diego is cool but it's barely a city, the downtown is pretty small and chill. It's just like a big neighborhood. Good food though, I love some fish tacos.
>>154089386That is retarded. LA Metro is MASSIVE. Southern California is bigger than most states as far as population goes. Anaheim vs LA is a great underrated rivalry and the fans don't like each other. Plenty of room for a team in San Diego which is 100 minutes south of Anaheim. Youth hockey is huge in OC thanks to the Ducks
>>154089411This is my exact memory of it too. I've been there for the zoo and dinners. Nice margaritas.
>>154089414>That is retardedjlmi
another softpusy in the sin bin in BAWWWWWWWWWWWL arena
Can an ice hockey team come here to Peru? We will give you delicious food.
