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O kekk'em!
Yankees.
>I think I can see Baseball Island from up here
>>154088267actually did not believe this learned something today
The Oklahoma Tornadoes, formerly known as the San Diego Padres.
Mets
Cards atop the division
Why are cubs girls so cute?
>>154088306How about your New York Jets?
>>154088292kys bet retard
One of my greatest baseball memories was walking up to Pro Player with my dad as a Shuttle was going up in the air. We could see it all the way from Miami. Well now I live on the Space Coast and the Marlins won a CGSO today.
My Doggie Doos
>>154088307>>154088319it was free!>>154088324that you autistic poodrepaco?
>>154088294you dumb ape, you didn't explain why a person buying the padres wouldn't have just bought minnesota last year instead for less money
>>154088317
>>15408827599% of art sluts have daddy issues they’re crazy but will let you do anything to them
>>154088317Fact check: true (gaysconsin doesn't count)
>>154088305that's LA right? It looks too dirty to be Japan.
Is there a MLB version of Jaden Ivey?
Why are they called the Houston Astros when it's Miami that launches the rockets.
>>154088372Looks just like Lindor
>>154088372no one in my country knows who that is
>min vs kc
You're the President of the United States and you want to invite take Ayatollah of Iran to a MLB game. Who will be the two teams?
everyone who got mlb.tv this season - what % of games have you actually been able to watch on it that arent BLACKED out or on some (((streaming))) service?
>>154088391Gotta be the Cubs
>>154088391mumbai cobras vs karachi monarchs
>>154088391Mets Phillies
>>154088296my jaysies lost :(
It's crazy how the Dodgers are 4-1 (80%), yet you are only up 0.5 units if you bet on them every game. I wonder what their win percentage was last year?>93 wins>57.4% win rateOof. So let's do some quick math.>4W − 1 = +0.5> 4W = 1.5> W = +0.375 units profit per win (on average).>93 x 0.375 units = 34.87 units>69 x 1 unit = 69 units>34.87 units- 69 units = -34.13At this rate, if you bet Dodgers every game, you will be down 34 units at the end of the season. Yikes.
>>154088404No shame in losing to the Rockies.
Yeah well that's what you fucking get
>>154088404gausman deserved better bats for his debut
How about those Angels giving the Cubbie Bears a chance?
>>154088411shut up
>Yfw Game 7 of the World Series ends an ABS challenge with bases loaded
>>154088391Oh god, how can you judge us? For waking up with grudges when nobody ever loved us, hugged us, or gave us nothing.
>>154088411>At this rate, if you bet Dodgers every game, you will be down 34 units at the end of the seasonJust to clarify, this means if you bet $100 on them every game, you will be down -$3,400 approximately.
>>154088423dominican republic vs usa already happened fren
>>154088411
>>154088423better than picrel
>>154088411the only teams you will ever be profitable gambling on over and over again are some mid team that manages to go on a miracle run like the blue jays or brewers. otherwise the house always wins, even more so with the big name teams.
>>154088424Korn poster mogs you
>Cleveland Indians last won the world series in 1948>Israel was created in 1948This has me thinking...would Israel cease to exist the next time the Indians win it all?
>>154088392All six games because my team is irrelevant and I don't live near them
>>154088423
>>154088452The Indians will never win it all again that’s why Netanyahu forced Trump to to change their name by blackmailing him with the Epstein files.
>>154088373they're superstars
>>154088449Blue Jays are now 4-2 and at +0.1 units (basically break even). They are now being overvalued based on the WS run last year. I predict you will go deep in the red betting them this year because I don't think they will even sniff 94 wins this year.You need to find teams that are undervalued by the general public and fade teams that are overvalued by the general public. Roughly half the teams will fit into one of those categories.
>>154088392Only one has been blacked out so far, so I'm doing fine.
I like this new technology i just worry it might be used in the 9th inning of WS game 7 with 2 outs left
Mariners
>>154088411I want to inseminate this woman, if you catch my drift
>>154088490>Sure do love it when >my kino sports match ends on a video review and umpire announcement. SOVL!!!!
>>154088490The mental pressure would force the batters to either rawdog the games as if playing the normal game or have them use the challenges very sloppily. I doubt any team has the current discipline to really exploit the abs for such a situation
>>154088483i meant last season. hard to tell if they are being overvalued this season or if every team playing the rockies will just be a -200 or bigger favorite.
>Game 7 of the WS>Bottom 9th, 2 outs, tie game, bases loaded, 3-2 count>Ump calls strike 3 on outside corner>Catcher disagrees, calls for challenge>It's overturned, ball 4
>>154088469and yet Ohio voted for trump all 3 times
KEKKets kek!
>>154088332whats it like watching a launch?do you get that feeling like when youre super baked and looking at the stars and you "realise" how we're just some fellas on a rock in the middle of nowhere?
>>154088490would you ratherhave the WS end on refball?
>>154088522I really don't see the issue
>>154088522>strike 3>Catcher disagreeskino
Name ONE team better than my Royles.
>>154088439People were pretty unhygienic in the 50’s and in all likelihood she smelled awful.Probably had a huge unkempt bush and a shit encrusted asshole.Disgusting.
either Nasa is hiding inhabitable planets with obvious alien city lights dotted over its atmosphere or they're hiding habitable planets still during the nascent stages of life.
>>154088522>Catcher disagrees, calls for challengebased
>>154088523>miggers are retarded what was your first clue?
>>154088545Nigga they're hiding signs of ancient life on Mars and the Moon, you don't even need to go far
>>154088522it wasn't abs but we damn near had a world series end on an overturned call
>>154088518Yea, I'll be interested to see how they're priced against the Dodgers in a few days. They have ChiSox next, so they'll probably be around -200 again.
Lindor is a fucking bum
>>154088543>disgusting coward
>>154088553Well sure that too, I forgot to mention those, but I think a solid percentage of the internet-having population knows deep down that this is true.
The catch probability on the berds mets bloop was 81%
>>154088322I wouldn't know.
matthew boyd is straight up nazty ngl imo kek lul desu iykwim itfcb kek
>>154088306pedophile post
>>154088545do you think theres a utopian planet that the elites are planning to move to that they dont want the plebs knowing about?
>>154088572kek!
>>154088545I'm an alien
>>154088575no they’re just going to destroy this one and bunker down, it’s pretty much happening right before your eyes btw.
Feels good to be on top snek bros, hows the weather down there jintsfags?
>>154088575Nigga the "elites" can't even fucking live without having thousands of slaves managing their every bit and whim, the sheer space traffic herding all that workforce would be spotted.
>>154088545I’m a gaylien
>>154088590please probe my ass...
>>154088568kill all pedophiles
>>154088581You root for the cusb to 'mingle' don't you
I’m a Martian. A cubs Martian!!
>i'm not an alien>I'm NOT an alien>I may shove my thorax down your throat, and lay my eggs in you, but I'm not an alien
>>154088596N...n..no I wouldn't do anything like that
It makes way more sense to build an off-planet structure than to go to Mars btwIt would also be way easier
>>154088590>>154088592Go Cubs!
>>154088545baseball
>>154088601
>>154088603We already have a space station, it's boring and everyone wants to go to mars.
>>154088587>what are ai and robots
FAGGets kek
>>154088610I'm not talking about a space cubicle for five faggots, I mean a gravity-controlled superstructure that can be built upon for generations and hold hundreds of thousands of humans
>>154088543>prohibition >1950s
>>154088612Space has a lot of background radiation, it's a lot harder on electronics and stuff than you'd think.
>5:20 start timefor what purpose, why not just 5:10?
What if we're all actually on the moon and the space ship is going to earth
Tell me when Nolan McLean starts so I can build my orangutan folder
>>154088605We have a team called the Astros bro chill out>>154088612Sadly for the 'lites they still need icky low-blood technicians and programmers to maintain and upgrade their murder robot maids .
>>154088617Cost ineffective, but I'm glad you remember Disney Channel Original Movie Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century as well as I do.
>>154088628this is obviously still a decade or two away
>>154088392Every game i wanted to watch has been available on mlb tv (i already subscribe to my team's RSN)
>>154088554I still can't believe this nigga didn't dive head firstalso unrelated but whoever implemented these 'who is this character?' captchas needs to be disemboweled
>>154088629It's not cost ineffective, it'd be cheaper than trying to go to / terraform Mars. You send a construction team up initially to build the first structure which will hold thousands of humans, the materials are easy to manufacture and get to a place just shortly out of orbit. It's not hard
>>154088628>Elites We call them Jews here, anon. It's ok.
>>154088638>terraformwell that was never part of the calculation until just now kek, and it's also not feasible
>>154088621Earth’s solar system is garbage. All my niggas live in the Cheyenne System just mining that copper and iron ore.
>>154088622So they can squeeze in an extra 10 minutes of pointless pregame slop
I got 91 (You)s on a /tv/ thread today
>>154088629never seen this before once and I was alive when it came out and watched disneywas it too shit to make it abroad?
>>154088639Some of them are just LARPing tho
Marine layer in Kansas City
>>154088642That's the plan for Mars, it's the only way humans can live there. The most popular plan is to nuke the ice caps
>>154088635half a century from here, tops. Optimistically we'll swing upwards by the end of this decade after the mire of bullshit happening atm.Anyway Jose Fernandez proving Venezuelan Pelotero Supremacy :)
>>154088655And we call those Shabbos Goyim. Spiritually Jewish. They have sold their souls to do their bidding. They will burn for all eternity after death.
>>154088651My had a couple >>>/v/ threads hit bump limit last year.
>>154088666im just a humble brainlet, but wouldnt that just lead to a ton of nuclear fallout
Royles fuck ya
>>154088654IDK, it had a sequel. >>154088666Anon just the gravity difference will make human habitation impossible without creating a separate species with osteoporosis from birth. It's stupid and won't be happening.
>>154088675>They will burn for all eternity after death.They won’t though, and they’re laughing at you for thinking that they will.
>>154088684No, "nuclear fallout" in the popular conception is vastly overstated, it would take a ton of nuclear detonation to make the kind of fictional depictions of a nuclear radiation wasteland a reality. There would be trivial amounts of radiation at the direct points of detonation but nothing crazy. Same way the places Japan was nuked are perfectly liveable now
>>154088651What did you say? That Zendaya is mid? Or that Schindler's List was a fiction movie?
>>154088702What you believe doesn't particularly matter to me.
is rainball /kino/?
>>154088695I'm aware that's why I'm saying they should build a superstructure instead
>>154088708Whatever you need to tell yourself to cope I guess
im an elite ama
>>154088706I posted webms of cool TV and film deaths
Twins sissies show yourselves
>>154088733will ohtani hit a dinger tonight?
How far could Judge hit a baseball on the moon?
+1.5 run lines at plus odds are currently 7-1.Guardians are +1.5 (+100).
>>154088744no
>>154088735What video game is this?
>>154088746>strikes out swinging
yammermoto
>>154088758saved ;)
>>154088759
ITFDB
>>154088676based. feels good man
>>154088735Damn that shit would suck. She felt that the whole way
time to watch Arias and Naylor his .050 again
>>154088746Depends. If it’s an elimination game he’ll go 0-4 with 4 Ks.
>>154088722If that's how you want to frame it kek
>>154088758Thanks
based yams
>>154088775Just saying it’s a very convenient cop out to say >don’t worry anon they can do whatever they like on this earth, rape, kill, steal etc, because they will totally pay for it after they die.
Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!
>>154088651>>154088735this one fetched the most (You)s
>Artemis 2Fly By.>Artemis 3Land on the Moon.>Artemis 4We build a Space Station that orbits the Moon and use the gateway land on the moon again.>Artemis 5We build a gas station on the space station.>Artemis 6More Space Station stuff turning the Space Station into a staging and transfer area.>Artemis 7Highly conceptual but we plan to begin building an actual Moonbase. Everything after this is about building a Moonbase on the surface of the Moon.Bro! BRO! We're getting the moonbase!!!
Mmm yeah I've seen everything that I need to see. The Rockies are the best team in the league.
>>154088788sandlot
>>154088788LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YAMS ON THE MOUND
>>154088758potentially tho...
>>154088788for you, it would me>WOMANLY KEK BEING A KEK! WOMANLY KEK BEING A KEK!LMAO
>>154088805Based! BASED!
>>154088786>Put words in my mouth >Nice cop out I never said they should be spared the consequences of their actions in this life before facing any form of punishment.
>>154088785
walktani
>>154088786It's an even bigger cop out to whine about it on the internet instead of putting a bullet in their heads. You know, if you actually believe they are all raping and eating goyim babies and such.
>>154088825Based CIA agent!!
Pisstani
>>154088834i'm a dodger fan and i think that's hilarious
fagtani
>monkey bats
>>154088825Wow, a poster from Quantico right here in the mleb thread!
Washedgers
Mookie dropped a big dookie
>>154088834i'm a dodger fan and I think that's despicable
>>154088833So you don't actually believe they are raping and eating babies? Just so we're clear.
Failed3peatdgers
I think it’s time to talk about the dodgers aging lineup
>don't ABS challenge the obvious strike so you can set up a double playTHAT'S GUARDSBALL, BABY
>>154088825>>154088850>double tap striking children >all for the benefit of a genocidal maniac>betting on it via polymarket and making millions from itnothing to see here!!
>>154088797*My Royles
>>154088855Weebs told me that Asians don't age
a dark day for baybow
>>154088855finally. freeland can replace muncy for awhile
A classic Mookie GBDPAlso listening to Dodger radio and this is bumper music lololhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nghTrcPBp3s&t=9s
>>154088855The Mets are gonna knock 'em off the map this year. They're gonna be the ones who send 'em packing.For their next World Series squad, they'll have Mookie, Ohtani, Yams, Dreyer, and Knack.As for the rest? Yeah, they're toast. Done for.
>>154088859So you believe this is happening and your solution is to whine about it in online echo chambers and then blame God for nobody being punished? Lol. Yep, not a cop out at all.
fun fact: today's cleveland lineup has 0 homeruns this season
>>154088844and there it is
>>154088881Oh god, how can you judge us? For waking up with grudges when nobody ever loved us, hugged us, or gave us nothing.
>>154088871Friedland mogs
>>154088735why didn't she just unhook herself?
>>154088859>>double tap striking childrenThe fagger is challenging the ruling of lol who cares at the plate.>Call Confirmed City Teamies have one challenge remaining.
>>154088888Checked
>>154088735Did she die?
>>154088901Based Moshe
>>154088855Freddie is looking really haggard and slow this year :(
>>154088855It's been time since last year. Basically the entire infield will need to be replaced. Luckily, Freeland, HSK, and Tibbs can fill in there
Something God DID do is slam a fucking ball right into CB Bucknor's blind, eternally-smug looking dumb mug so that he gets his shit together and do his job.
>Shartians
>>154088888checked
>>154088888Checked. That fedposting faggot ain't shit.
>>154088888Checked and mindfucked.
>>154088888
>>154088901I wonder who could be behind this post
Freddie faggot is in a deep slump kek
have any players been spotted drinking a red bull from the dugout red bull mini fridge?
>>154088855Its not that they're older but they've played a bunch more baseball over the last few years compared to normal teams. Mookie has played 70 games in the playoffs since joining the Dodgers.
>>154088888kek
i see the doggies are trying the "swing at bullshit no matter where it goes" trick too
Mocuckie Betts is bald LMAOOOO
MOONkie Betts haha
>>154088951Same batting coach. I don’t know why he’s still there
The Guards should bunt
AHHHHH I'M IN KANSAS CITY AND A TORNADO IS HEADING RIGHT FOR KAUFMANN AHHHHHH HURRY YOU HAVE TO TELL TH—
>yankees are 5-1nice :)
its over
smoth
it's over
I am gravely concerned.
fuggg
hahaah
>cricket player becomes #1 draft pick when he changes to baseballI-fucking-MAGINE if Australians actually cared about Baseball.
>>154088974rip anon
>BazzanaGOD mentioned
freeland to freeman
the WBC curse claims another
DOYERS
>>154088881What's your solution?
>>154088998no...NO!!!
>>154088935great movie
NOW it's over
doyers losing at uniqlo field
>>154088997AND HE FUCKING HITS A DINGER RIGHT DOWN CENTER FIELD SECONDS AFTERARE AUSSIES ELITE?
we still got it we still got it
They are 1-0 as underdogs too
>>154089005A final one
>>154089002>desperate for the WBC to matterkek
ayy lmaoif Arias hits a homer off of you, something is really wrong
players being out for half of ST doesnt matter
>>154089016meant for >>154088976Tf were Mariners doing as favorites?
>>154089026That's a man
>>154089026>excessive tattoosDisgusting
>>154089026She looks like she smells bad.
>>154089026holy shit who
>>154089026I fucked her
>>154089026she would be peak if she wasnt a tatted up hippie she got that violet myers body
what race is this
I won 30 bucks with a dollar at the casino lol anyways Chadres win, that's pretty nice
>>154089038as in more than 0?
yamasisters...
>>154089026She would be a decent slag milf without the shitty tats
>ROYLESROYLES>ROYLESROYLES>ROYLESROYLES>ROYLESROYLES>ROYLESROYLES
I just realized it was Arias and not an australian who hit the homer, I am absolutely sorry for the confusion
>>154089041just search indica on whatever porn site you frequent
>>154089026male
>>154089026Is this indica something or other. Looks familiar.
>>154089047Babe, you shouldn’t be gambling now that you’re about to be a mother
>>154089041Indica flower. I’ve busted many nuts.
Nice bunt
>>154089047I did that once and then gambled it all away. I learned a valuable lesson for only $31.
schneeman really just guardsballed all over yamamoto
>>154089026who does she support?
If Pages is any indication, the Dodgers should start integrating their farm guys sooner rather than later.
>>154089073
ANDYP most hits most RBIs
>>154089017
My Royles are playing Baseball 9 against this shit team kek
>>154089026CIApepe driving a DUMB TATTOO IDEAS van.jpg
Integrate this bussy
>>154088785>>154088820I Yam What I Yam
>>154089087save itI WONT be helping you out again next time. youve been warned
look, some batters need to warm up first
it's been awhile since I posted dingertani
>>154089087how can u see the post??
strikeoutani
Has tightening their gloves ever made a batter hit better?
is Ohtani a bust?
>>154089073Israel
eg. ohtani, judge and vladdy
>>154089105>he doesn’t know
>>154089105Haven’t refreshed the page yetStop giving me anime captchas. I can’t name any of these characters
>>1540891054chx x
>>154089116dynasty 2-3-4 lineup
kek doyerpacos
>>154089120maybe you don't belong here then
>>154089126bitch! shut the fuck up! we own this genny!
>>154089121why won't the other thread i go to believe me when i tell 'em i use zero extenions?
>>154089126I will never understand people who think they can laugh at Dodger chads. Literally back to back champs and the reigning dynasty. What are you laughing at?
>>154089130what about the el paso chihuahuas?
>JRamirez playing since 2013I genuinely thought he debuted earlier, like in 2015
Manzardo sounds like a hispanic name but he looks so white
>Yamahomo
>>154089130reminder that cleveland won the division with an 80-82 pythagorean
>I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
>>154089120name this bussy
>>154089145they rook rike that too
Just stay locked in boys
>>154089141what about em
>>154089139nobody cares you brown doyerpaco
>>154089145Brian Rocchio sounds american until you realize they spelled his name Brayan
>>154089138boy who cried wolf type beat?
1. Indica Flower2. Bengaligoddess 3. Angela White4. Mia Khalifa
>>154089139everybody cares doyerchad
DOUBLE PLAY, BABY
>>154089130Winky, I don't say this lightly, but it isn't looking good.
>>154089145What’s the difference between Manzardos and Bazardos?
>>15408917164-72 combined between all of em
Does MLB no longer do a free game of the day?
>>154089174that's what the alcohol is for
>>154089160I will be very upset if they threepeat. That honor only belongs to the Yankletics.
>>154089130Wheres the Yankees?
>>154089185Alcohol is bad for you
>>154089171I fucked them
Shout out to the Pope for sending the rain to the Chicago area tomorrow to give me a day off from the White Sox.
Tucker is a bust
>>154089171Eh, I only masturbate to Asians.
i think swinging at 80 mph sweepers totally missing the zone is unwise
maybe Gavin Williams is just dealing, give him some credit
>>154089192is going to globe life park bad for you?
>>154089206Are you student of the gamespie?
Dodgers can't get out of their own way today
>>154089185so true
>>154089185He’s right you know
>>154089171im day 2 of nofap so would appreciate if you didnt post this
>>154089171For me it’sVirgo PeridotAlexis AndrewsCherokee D AssKelly DivineAlexis TexasSara JayBlonde FesserMs London
>Poodres dead lastAll is right with the world now.
>>154089203Masturbate to this bussy
remember pearl harbor
kek anyone able to screencap cross eyed yams
>>154089262that was on December 7 1941
>>154089258Is it an Asian bussy?
remember this bussy
1. Royles2. Dodgers3. Yankees
>>154089274a date that will live in infamy
>>154089262this. never forget the thousands of americans our federal government allowed japan to surprise with an attack they knew about for months
>>154089262Why did Japan attack us again?
>>154089257We won today though
>>154089262wasnt born yet
Washedamoto
>>154089262that was 30 years before I was born
our turn now doggie dooooooos
>>154089262the american scenes were so corny
