Good games tonight gary.
Even though my nuckies suck, I still love them>when I met DOC in montreal
if the ducks can beat an original six team tonight, i'd say they can and should demand /hoc/'s respect
>>154090142are the sharks even an original 6 team in california?
I wish I was Canadian
>>154090151they're the pride of the sunbelt
>all the softpusy fans went to /r/hockey to discuss the game there instead of hereSad.
My penguins (:
Just ate 2 pepperoni pizza pops. Wish I had 2 more.
>>154090163Watch Strange Brew and eat some home made poutine, then >do not fight the urge
slopdown was cancelled
>>154090151When did California get 3 additional teams?
>nec-bitch got FUCKED up tonightkek. FAGGOT twink faggot.
Blueger/boeser hatty inbound
>>154090209rams (x2), raiders (x2), warriors, lakers, clippers, kings, kings, ducks, chargers, dodgers, angels, athletics.
>>154090209Bakersfield, SJ 2, Coachella, San Diego, Ontario
OUR TWINK
my nordies!!!!! :DDburns!
Vanpooper wtf are you doing??
Well that wasn't very exciting
>muhhhh avies
>scorefull draw
>>154090224the ontario reign play in sudbury
oh, look, gary decided to show up.
Graf is consistently the most underrated kid on this team, literally nobody talks about him except ME.He's the best off the puck player on the team next to Celebrini.
it was 6-2
This has been a very fun game that you all thought was going to be shit.
my nordies!!!!!! :DDDmalinski!!
>dirty dozen draw in Denver
>>154090240you just can't stop losing
The avs fucking suck
WE WANT 20! WE WANT 20!
my nordies.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bucANdpxkt4
its over. vancouver wins
AAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Jennifer Botterill said Marcus Pettersson should be the captain for the Canucks.
>>154090278Jennifer Botterill is a fucking chatty cathy
TROY TERRY CUTS THE SHARKS
>canucks with 7 goals tonight>finnish connor mcdavid wasn't in on the scoring for any of themkwab
Is this the first game all season the Canucks scored more than 5?
You can tell Landeskog hates Pettersson for how he played for Sweden at the Olympics.
nuckies
>Orlov turns it over in the offensive zoneSeen it before>Askarov makes a save that launches him 5 feet out of the crease only to instantly give up the reboundSeen it before
>an NHL team rosters Brett Kulak in 2026Why do we need 32 teams again
idk what happened to orlov these last few weeks but he's been complete ass
>>154090290landeskum is a faggot bitch and deserves to have another career-threatening injury.
what inside out classic?
>>154090292=3
>>154090300leddy stole his poweror he's reminding them that they are still supposed to be tanking for d
Based nuckies reminding the avs they're our bitch
>>154090306Some thing for kids who don’t watch hockey anyways and numales
most devastating night in the mile high city since the steve moore incident
>>154090298He's been really good for the Avs
I'm watching the 1-0 game instead of the 7-6 one
>>1540903246-7
>>154090324kwab
>>1540903246 7 lol
Lost to the 2025-26 can'tpucks award
brock big cock boeser
>>154090318bertuzzi did nothing wrong. just like matt cooke.
>>154090220My clairvoyance has no limits
>score 6 goals>lose>at home>in regulation
Brock Boeser with the hat trick is something you love to see.
sucks that matt cooke and raffi torres never played together :(
>softpusy fans FLOODING out of BAWWWWWWWWWWWWL arenakwasofpusy
86 the Assvs' cup dreams. They can't do the job.
bert fucks shit up
>>154090349What a miserable sight. Real fans stick to the end.
Lmaooooo your avies xDDDDDDLOST TO THE FUCKING NUCKIES
>8 goals against>worst team in the leaguekwasofpusy.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHE 2026 AVS LOST TO THE 2026 NUCKS. ON HOME ICE. 8-6!!!!!!
>>154090288Broadcast said they already pumped Chicago & Tampa for 6.
That was just the Nucks warming up for what awaits Quinn tomorrow.
KWAB
>score 15 toals in 2 games>macbust has only 4 points>go 1-1 against the dregs of the leagueKWAB
eagerly awaiting the softpusy council's response
Does a gary point help the sharks make ploffs or do they actually need the W
>>154090398Kek>>154090409Retard
Say hello to the Toronto Maple Leafs General Manager!
disappointed in you fags posting here
>>154090409anything can happen in the pacific clown showthey'd be better off losing and getting a decent pick or something to trade with. their main issue is very obvious and not going to be helped by the playoffs.
>>154090415nobody else threadcucked
>>154090418There was an under the table arrangement that if the Sharks made the playoffs Gary would nullify Werenski's contract over a technicality and they would get exclusive negotiating rights.But you didn't hear it from me.
>>154090415a lot of newfags and tryhards have been posting >>154090421there's one now
>>154090414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdUr43acx94
>>154090426It must be hard needing to dictate your posts to a social worker in between drooling all over yourself and playing with the strap on your retard helmet
>>154087501Who's laughing now retard?Told you it was a trap game
my nuckies are surging
8 fucking goals.... 8 fucking goals.... It's probably been YEARS SINCE THE CANUCKS HAD AN 8 GOAL GAMEWhat the FUCK
Lmao Avalanches lost to Nucks
>>154090439me because the avs lost to the worst team in the league on the 7 game losing steak lol
>>154090441
>>154090448Fair,me too lolA man who perfectly seasons his crow and cooks it properly
my macky :)
That's right 'ack, drag this sorry bunch of losers to a win
Celebrini just scored his 40th goal
>>154090472>>154090474
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS
WHAT. THE. DUCK
sharkies :)
SHAAARRRKKKKSSSSAS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
my sharkies :D
What a pass
actually crazy
Sharks/Ducks is going to be so fucking good once these kids start developing more
>shorks win in regulationBased sharkbros helping my oilyboys just barely lose the division
you gotta be fucking kidding me
>rags jersey spotted in the crowd
Bedard is such a pretender. Any retard can statpad in a shit league
Asky was so fired up he nailed Graf in the face with his stick during the hug
>>154090436I wonder if a social worker could protect me from self-sabotage and fiaskokollaps
>I will never catch celebrini in my arms after scoring a goalwhy live
>>154090507
>>154090415cry more sofpusy. no one likes you. deal with it.
Are the sharks the most autistic team in the league?
sharks are currently in playoff position
Fuck it, Macklin has decided they are making the playoffs
The Anaheim ducks recently
>>154090525has nothing to do with the op you no milly bitch. early threads are gay
>>154090531I still believe Celebrini deserves the Hart if the Sharks make the playoffs.
>>154090526
>Bedard is the next CrosbyNo, there is another.
>>154090530Incorrect
>>154090535Sure it does faggot. You seethe more about me than you do any NHL team. EmbarrASSing.
>>154090530so close
>>154090526those jets guys always look a bit off to me
>>154090543oh I didn't see that the kings won
Who in the league is better than Godebrini? Neither of the the Connors so don't name them.
>>154090539And his name is Jimmy Snuggerud
CAM ON SHARKSMAKE SUM FACKIN PLAYOFFS
>>154090545soon
celebrini cuteCUTE!
>>154090545>.527 is a playoff teamGARYYY
OUR San Jose Sharkies :)
That’s my GOAT
still don't regret trading celeBITCH in my fantasy league before the season started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbpK9SYERZU
>>154090559kongs remaining games:>preds (H)>laffs (H)>preds (H)>nucks (H)>oils (H)>krak>nucks>flamsshargs remaining games:>laffs (H)>preds (H)>hawks (H)>oils (H)>ducks>nucks (H)>preds>hawks>jetsgonna be down to the wire I think
>>154090536he would deserve it even if they didn't if the award were given based on the actual stated criteria. everyone else in the conversation has far better support.
>>154090584Both team get a slick of greasy babyshit to slide down and into the playoffs
The WHL was beneath Celebrini
>>154090556what is his nickname?
>>154090584what if they both lose to the preds twice
>>154090597gee, wonder if gary did that on purpose or not...hmmmmmmmmmmm...
>>154090597Are you implying Gary hand picked the easiest schedules for a decaying kings team and a former sub .450 lottery team?
>>154090599>Seems easy, bet I can do that
>>154090599The NHL is beneath Celebrini
>>154090600I called him snuggernutz when he was at the U of M.
>>154090601then, sadly, the preds make the ploffs over either probably
>>154090623
>>154090623wow that's a lotta words
>>154090607>AAAACk
>>154090623>GARY BETTMAN IS PAYING THEM TO BE GAY TO ATTRACT FUJOSHIS>They're gay as a side effect of misognyoh yeah?
>>154090623is there a site I can find yaoi nhl fanfics? I want to see how bad they are
thirsty mack enjoyers should know sharks twitter posted this smut https://x.com/SanJoseSharks/status/2039481837123403964
>>154090623What percentage of these people are white?
>>154090632Netminder was thinking too much about the counterattack, McBusta shouldn't have received the puck in the first place.
End of night Canadas before bed help me sleep so much better. My colon is relieved>>154090632Yeah here you go>>154090069
based thousand oak mooregkg
>>154090623agree about mackinnon and colorado
>>154090647https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Men's%20Hockey%20RPF/worksit's good literature
>>154090651NHL fujos? 99% white, maybe 1% asian.35% BMI minimum.
>>154090647you don't know ao3?a lot of stuff is locked these days though, for various reasons. avoiding ai, saving real people stumbling across it etc.>>154090641sports fujos are always aware of the darkest conspiracies
https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Macklin%20Celebrini*s*Will%20Smith%20(b*d*%202005)/works>Mack is 19 and exhausted. Will is 38 and married. Some things don't change.>Will Smith is just trying his best to get his teammate Macklin Celebrini to relax after a hard game.>Macklin Celebrini is a perfectionist with a flawless GPA. Will Smith is a failing student whose only focus is the ice and the secret injury that almost took it away from him.
>>154090678I wonder if they'll catch Sidgeno.
>>154090663Ive seen brown people from bumfuck Brazil and Indonesia tweeting about the sharks
>>154090688>more draisaitl/tkachuk than draisaitl/mcdavidoh boy
In a 14 goal game EP40 didn't get a single one
>>154090700In a 14 goal game, Pettersson had the same number as MacKinnon
>>154090691You can simply observe the sharks ladyfans right behind the glass. Many of them are fujos, especially if they have cameras out. Generally white or Asian, but I think anon has overstated fatness.>>154090699a heated rivalry?
playing zelda
zelda is stupid and i don't respect her
that pussy mackinnon is nothing compared to caufield
>>154090704lmao
>>154090717show me your genitals
lol what am I looking at
>>154090731Female autism
>>154090731looks like some shit stephen would write. he's always sperging out about pokemon
>>154090731It's the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
>>154090731did you think they wouldn't have opinions about the sport?
>>154090717retard zelda rules link too
this retarded korok i saved in the dungeon's name is makar
I wonder if the Sharks concession still has this
>>154090759he was in the dungeon for a reason put him back
>>154090765mogged
meanwhile... :(
>>154090771picture bud scarfing down one of these monstrosities spilling sauce and crumbs all over his barzal jersey while sitting on the subway with one arm wrapped around his anime doll in tears after watching his islanders suck dick once again
>>154090768bro the deku tree asked me to save him who am i to say no
for me, it's the gritty sundae
preds concession is good for your soul but bad for your heart
>>154090791You have to be a complete fool to buy food at a hockey game with those prices. Just go to a random burger joint after the game instead.
>>154090793>bud having enough discipline to wait until he's on the train to start eatingohoho
>>154090704>In a 14 goal game, Pettersson had the same number as MacKinnon
>>154090797How do you eat that without a knife and fork? Unless you want food all over your clothes.
>>154090793why am I seeing this through an AI slop studio ghibli filter
>>154090797some good looking scran
>>154090805You don't. You do.
>>154090797Are donut sandwiches actually good?
>>154090797this isn't just any goyslop, this is Gary approved goyslop
>>154090815I'm not surprised. Many Americans don't seem to care about anything in public, not even wearing clean clothes.
I just go for crab fries with some cheese sauce if I'm drunk and need something to eat
>>154090835Deal with it. Go get grenaded or whatever swedes do nowadays.
>>154090834>Gary approved goyslopThe goyest of slops, as it were
>>154090835we call those people in our country flyovers
>>154090820they can be fine, if you've ever had a mcgriddle then imagine it but sweeter
>>154090837>attached sauce cupnow that's some good shit
>>154090849>weyou're a faggot. kys.
>>154090851you ever fuck with the breakfast sandwich at the gas station wrap it in a paper towel go one minute flip do another 25 secs
real schizo hours
>>154090922oh yeah? guess it must be an hour ending in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 0
>>154090222giants
>>154090909Nice 144p webm
Well, well, well. Would you look at the time, and would you look at what we have here. And what we have here? What we have here is, in fact, 14 games. 28 teams. And upon closer inspection you'll notice... you'll notice that-THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTE FUCKIIIIIING coolthanks gary
Should the NHL implement the SHL press conference system where the two coaches stand or sit next to one another to speak about the game and answer questions? I think they should because it leads to some heated kino moments.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewEWF8ta4g8
>>154090946Retard
oba rules
>>154090946seeing torts do this in the playoffs would be great
>>154090955We need fist fights at the press conference. Imagine the kino if Torts has to sit and listen to Knobhead accusing the Vegass players for diving.
>>154090987Exactly. The NHL definitely have some hotheads as coaches.
>>154090881i'll keep that in mind
>>154090987>>154090988>>154090994No way man, seeing your coach have the emotional maturity of a college kid is cringe. You want your coach cool as a cucumber and stoic. A coach's demeanor infects the team and dictates what kind of culture, clarity and results they achieve
2nd round or surprise 1st round upset?
>>154091026I mean they won the cup in 2022 with shit goal tending
>>154091026it's sad to say but a .913 sv% is basically like having a .950 10 years ago
>>154091026They won't make wcf, it's a matter of them losing in round 1 or 2.
It’s up
>>154091035>vegass 2nd highest odds of any west team to win the cupLol wut
>>154091031Counterpoint is that Scott Wedgewood is 33 and has never started a playoff game.
Good night Gary. Thank you for everything
>>154091040>strong underlying numbers>pillow fight division>method that ignores goaliesYes
>>154091044mirin those lobes
>>154091048Whoapoop
oh fuck me I'm been poastan in the rong thread>>154091037>>154091056
>>154091059No fucking up allowed in /hoc/
everyone's babying celebrini and i hate it
Yeah I'm poopedSee you guys tomorrow for what should be a pretty gud night of /hoc/
>>154091035knights should politely leave their place to some east team
>>154091025Cam Abbott was suppose to be the next head coach for the Hurricanes if he hadn't had a disagreement about the Chicago Wolves signing Cal Foote.
>>154091059stop posting shitty ai slop in my thread yah dingo
we call them bedards around here
>>154091064but he is a baby, see?
>>154091064The Sharks post incessantly on social mediums and 2/3rds of it are of babymaxxed Celebrini. like bruh it's a fucking team
>>154091076
currently taking a midnight marner
>>154091105
>>154091104we don't call those that here now bud
dapper lads
FAGGOTS
>>154091108another marner successfully flushed
>>154091125nothing wrong with kissing your homie on the lips while celebrating a big win
I GUARANTEE that my Wilds do not give up 8 fucking goals to the fucking canucks tonight. Like some faggot as softpusy bitches did last night like FAGGOTS.
>>154091075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsNHeSoABYQ
>>154091139lolwhere is michigan anyway i always forget milds and preds even exist
>>1540911491993. queer bait. 1993. Congrats on endlessly seething about a franchise that existed -7 years after that las KEKnadian cup win. You faggot homo queer bitch.
>>154091153go on
>>154091164That's it bitch. That's all I need to say. Keep replying like a good boy.
>>154091064Mad because your country won't win a cup again while Mack is slappin' shots and getting recognition in silicon valley.
>>154091048>ignores goaliesDid they find out about the tubes?
God I hope Keith Pelly stays 10 more years as laffs president and runs the franchise to the ground.
>>154091233This is what they need.
>>154091172stop posting
>>154091233Do they call him keith the leaf
Good morning! I forgot this site existedwho's hyped for game 5 QF German playoffs tonight? I sure amAlso wtf are these captchas
dear maria;count me in
>>154091249I guess it's still April Fuulç in some vicinities
Two Munich players are banned for tonight after Tuesdays game against Ingolstadt, where the young Edwin Tropmann suffered (probably) a bad concussion Wagner 14 matchesMcKenna 2 matches
>>154091269I didn't even know Tom Wilson was moonlighting for Ingolstadt
>>154091269I hope that young Edward makes a full recovery
I'll be watching Munich - Ingolstadt tonight, because ingo is >my team btwPretty hard match on Tuesday3 game misconducts3 large misconducts5 majorsIt was pretty brutal for German DEL standards
>>154091241Mad because the twink Shark fans will win multiple cups in the next decade.
>>154091284Plenty of goals to expect tooOther games today areStraubing (1) - Berlin (3)Mannheim (3) - Bremerhaven
Köln, having swept their opponents Schwenningen (0:1, 4:2, 2:4, 2:1) are not playing tonight
I'm not sure why we put a Canadian on the spaceship other than to ridicule him about losing to us in every sport kek
14 games for this btw
got the master sword
>>154091233Me too only to see this dangle suffer. Or not see, because I'm not watching his stupid videos, but at least read about every now and then.>>154091370Is this the one where the guy was the former captain for the other team for 5 seasons or something?
>>154091410Yeah exactlyWagner played for Ingolstadt 11 years, 5 as captain. This is his first professional season at a different team, Ingo fans hate him now lol
>>154091149Are you getting uppity again? Do I need to remind you to stop being a delusional retard?
>>154091442Understandable. What the fuck was he thinking doing that do an old teammate? Must've watched Trouba "highlights".
>>154091456he's never going to beat the allegations is he
>>154091379based
Laps. 10. Now.
>>154091469hahaha BRUTALive noticed canadian posting being down heavily since the olympics. the archives confirm that there are fewer posts than usual now. i think if edmonton wins the cup canada will be back
Fun fact: Toronto Maple Leafs have five (5) assistant General Managers.
>>154091564it's the most valuable team in the league by a lot with a lot of money and interest going around. i am shocked they only have 5. my company is worth a fraction of a percent of the leafs and I have 6-10 bosses. i lost count.
speak no garyhear no garysee no gary
>>154091588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Am47jKUFMw
>>154091620praise gary
like a god damn hurricane outside rn
>>154091767stay safe
>>154091771can't sleep with the high wind sounds and water slamming against the window it's gay!
>>154091780well then make high pitched noises and slam the window right back! assert your dominance against the elements
>>154091790Reddit tier post
>>154091855
>Tortorella says he just wants to keep his head down and behave himself in Vegas. That's why he went back to the suit on the bench. >Says he doesn't even remember how he got away from it in Philly.kek i thought he said he got too cold or some shit so he wore a sweater
>>154091153>cheers for a cupless franchise
a Gluckless franchise
Mum says she'll find an Inglasco Bruins puck for me and send it my way. Perfect timing before they're sold out for the season I reckon!
I found the puck
>>154092252it was up Bedard's Bussy
me on the right
>De-Brett Kulakization
>>154092252April fools day is over bro
>8v6lanche
my hawkies :)
how did the worst team score 8 goals? I thought makar was elite?
>>154092444choose your destinyflawless canuckery
bros... my /hoc/ bros... i love you
>>154092652We love you too!
>>154092652>>154092660now kiss
For me it's buying a crisp new jersey with my paycheck on the NHL.com web store
>>154092676B...b...but we're both boys
>>154091565
>>154092685its 2026 :3
>>154092707
>>154092707Our love isn't romantic, it's more like the love between Gary and his fans
8 goals and only 1 assist for Petey...
Why are the new teams' names all in singular?
>>154092652I love you too <3
>>154092652y-youre not gonna do anything drastic are you? I love you too btw
>>154092766the vegas golden knight conquered nevada from the comanche and the plural form of mammoth is mammoth
>>154092652thanks anon ILU too
>>154092707Sharks are the gayest team in the league
>>154092875jlmi
Question from a jeet, how come there are barely any bald hockey players? The only one I can think of is Bobby Hull. How do they beat the Norwood reaper?
Sorry saar you must be lost, /cric/ us two blocks back
How do avsbros feel about the absolute RAPING by the nuckies
>habs heading for 7 in a rowCan they finish the season without losing? Rangers, b2b Devils, Florida, Tampa, Columbus, Islanders
>>154092919They’re heading towards a first round exit
I am farting A LOT
Imagine being a fag who watches women's hockey
>>154092973It's challenging. Why would they tune in when the men's game is right there?
gary finna bouta drop 14 pucks later tonight
>>154092889Getzlaf, Matthews, Al Iaffate's skullet. Helmets hide a lot
>>154092986Are you serious? What the h e double hockey sticks!
Our Sennies are gonna be trashed tonight lol
>>154092986That's a lot of pucks!
>>154092986Thank you for the exciting hockey Gary. I will research buying a jersey
>>154090623What makes Colorado evil?
I got my annual bonus today. How many jerseys should I buy?
>>154093007Can't believe that he laughed at his dad calling Ullmark a mental midget
>>1540930280
I don't like going to the library because homeless people jerk off there
>>154093028hmmmphhh, so we must solve the equation of>amount of annual bonus>divided by jersey price and then we round up to the nearest integer, with you covering the difference indubitably...
>>154093032To be fair he probably only heard "midget" because he is effectively a moron
>>154091035Sharks still have a shot at playoffs :)
Why are so many Swedes mentally ill? Ullmark, Pettersson, Lehner etc.
>>154093046hey man what I do on my own time is none of your business, get yer yaoi and leave me to my jerkin'
I actually put my bonus into an S&P index fund. I'm not buying any jerseys
>>154091125How dare my rat cheat on Bergeron?
tallest nigga in the nba next to the cutest boi in the league
>>154093091this cannot be real
>>154093105it unfortunately is
>>154093123Somebody get that nigga a double cheeseburger
>>154091269Good. They deserve punishment
had a dream Kucherov got traded to the Habs
>>154093123i had something funny to say but i lost it
>>154093067It's the culture chud
I had a dream gary made a cameo in yvonne's bedroom
Trying to do my taxes but can't get motivated cuz I know I owe money
>>154092249Your mom is amazing. I hope you appreciate her
>>154092973I like looking at cute girls
>>154093166you're missing out on making money in oil
>>154093178That's next year's taxes
you just write it off
>>154092280I bet bedard still needs to hold hands to cross the street
Gary doesn't let us write off our expenses
>>154093150me in the back also Shannon is the better looking of the two
*audits /hoc/*turns out bud won
>>154093032What a chud to make fun of his teammate
>>154093032>this was just a couple years ago
>>154093007just another day that ends in y
>>154093166>paying taxes to pdfiles
>>154093068Do libraries in 2026 actually have BL sections? I bet they at least have heated rivalry
>>154093241Mine probably does because the town is turbo leftist, they wouldn't even allow the police to arrest the homeless who were fucking in the bathrooms
>>154093241My city's library site (Philadelphia)Also:0/75 ebook available - 526 holds0/75 audiobook available - 230 holds
i think it was a gay city
must be florida
>>154093336true its the lgbtqning
>>154092875yes :3
Tappara scaar :)
>Ekblad with a broken finger, "likely out for the season" unless he hits his secret juice supply>Kulikov broke his nose but "wants to play again soon">now even more blatantly tanking with 4 AHLers in your bottom 4 after a disastrous win over Ottawa
>>154092875>>154093352still pittsburgh
>>154093364etelän vetelä
>>154093078Smart choice. Buy it on the dip
smells like swedeSTINKS and finnSTINKS
don't like em
>>154093377Sorry I've been ripping ass non stop today
>>154093389do your nylanders count as swede?
It's GAMEDAY!
>>154093212Gary makes us interns pay for coffee and to print
>>154093377Caviar paste and Ruisleipä smell good
>>154093404is this that powerlifter that got arrested for beating the shit out of her boyfriend?
i'm not worried about the avs sorry
>>154093404>brown skin>brown eyes>brown hair>colorado
>>154093408And caviar paste on ruisleipä tastes good
>>154093404AI is demonic
>>154093365I hate that Gary will rig the lottery for them
>>154093404AI slop
I like big rigs
Lad on the excavator at work squished a possum with his bucket lmao
>>154093476Sad
>>154093488Broken bussy?
>>154093476sad we love our critters here
>>154093433She's got that Jeremy Shockey Rangers jersey, very rare
*Achoo!*
>>154093420Thats a rags jerseyI knew wrestlefags were retards but wow
>>154093496Brady laughed when his dad publicly shit on the senators and ullmark and said he can’t wait for two years when the salary cap goes up so he can get more money from the senaturds. Mouthbreathing fool shouldnt haves podcast
Is it possible for Sens fans not to yell "mental health issue" whenever Ullmark let's in a bad goal?Honestly, you wonder why there's still people who struggle asking for help. Look at how you get treated once you admit there's a problem.From what I seen in the 1st period the only mental health issue was the part of the brain the players use to play hockey. Top to bottom that entire lineup was still relaxing on the Florida beach for the 1st 20 minutes.End of rant, try to show a little class and treat your players with respect
We should squish reddit posters under an excavator bucket.
>>154093627I would trade 1000 reddit posters for that possum back
/hoc/ is for everyone, including reddit posters and possums
>>154093616Mental health isn't an instant cop out for not doing what is expected of you. When your team always has your back, is dealing with a ton of dmen injuries, and the team has given you a massive contract you need to be there for your team. Mental fortitude is a big part of the game and it's not something you can just brush off.
No. 1 overall draft prospect and future franchise defenseman Keaton Verhoeff expresses his desire to play for the Oilers.Make it happen, Gary.
>>154093689wow, you have so much to learn about stigma.
>>154093421Finland has such a fascinating culture. Have any kids visited your house?
>>154093698In Finland they don't color inside the lines
In Finland, squishing reddit posters is a sport.
>>154093720a country of free thinkers, of radical dreamers
*hides all of tonight's pucks for an Easter puck hunt*
>>154093634>1000Make it 100,000 redditors
>>154093720Finnish child protection services show up when your kid's drawings are too normal
who are the top 5 nhl players in the nhl
I honestly hate Finland after learning their history
>>154093720From an early age they show the autism necessary to be elite goalies
>>154093772Their stint of killing Catholic missionaries who showed up to the interior bogs to proselytize is pretty funny desu senpai
>>154093693Should just wait 3 years and sign with them
>jlmi? wtf does that mean?
>>154093915gary is reacting to trb posting some stupid bullshit again
>>154093689You’re right. Mental fortitude is an important trait for these athletes. They need to learn to not back down
actually its wrestlechad
>>154093925Gary doesn't post on /hoc/ his interns give him a daily report
>>154093957I check in occasionally anon :)
>>154093915I thought Gary’s interns shared with me a glossary of /hoc/ acronyms
*wrestles /hoc/*
At what point did we swap mangina for bussy?
>>154094061I haven’t heard that term since middle school
old gregg's got a mangina
Sex with sexy ladies
holding hands with any lady
Some pretty good games tonight. Going to be a fun Thursday!
>>154093757I’ll find them all in record breaking time
Brendan has a mangina
>>154093942Example: you shit yourself during a gameCan't let shit bother you m8
Been spendin' most my lifeLivin' in Garys paradise
>>154093693>changing favourite teamWhat a retard.
>>154094160I hid them really well!
>>154093772What’s wrong with declaring independence from Russia?
>>154094079for me it was old greeeeegggg.
just put the entire countdown to extinction record on the juke box remotely not even there yet
>>154092683>giving money to that jewrat that owns Fanatics Israel thanks you in advance for helping subvert your government
>>154094005Gary why do you hate the teams that fund your shitty sports league
The regular season is funny to watch this year.
>>154094440Funny like hehe or funny like haha
>>154094415I'm sorry you feel that way anon. Let's go jersey shopping and talk it out
>>154094440Nobody wants to cancel their Maui vacation now
>>154094440Its like that episode of south park where nobody wants to advance in the LLWS
>>154094501Good reference. Caps have a shot though
>>154094440The joke is that numbers and shit
haha its just like my cartoon from 25 years ago haha epic
We don't do jaded irony here
>>154094440>Ottowah Senaturds>+17They must have good goalkeeping.
Let me ask my nephew if he can find a similar tikok reference you'll understand
I’ve got a bad feeling that a star player for my hurricanes will get injured in these garbage games and miss the ‘yoffs
>>154094211Jen
Once again, the Fraudlunda season ends against Luleå in the SHL playoffs.
Double Garyburger with cheese, extra pickles please
carter hart starting toknight bro's
> "Brad brings a wealth of knowledge from his years of experience as a general manager and hockey executive in Calgary, Arizona and beyond. He has earned tremendous respect amongst his peers throughout his years in the NHL and has built excellent relationships at all levels within the game. We are confident that Brad’s leadership and strategic vision will elevate the Maple Leafs in our continued pursuit of a championship.” Needless to say, the strategic vision ended up being a blind sense of security and a wealth of mistakes.
can we get a domink hasek thread?
>>154094225I’ll find them before 7 >:)
I don't like where this is going
Just took a Marner. Some of it got stuck to my ass hair so wiping was hell. Might invest in a bidet soon.
>>154094710Neat
>>154094764we call that a treliving now
>>154094781OK boomer
>>1540947851945
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