Jerk off instructions
grim grimglish
great big bowl of curry and a couple of liters of vb to wash it down with
>BT saying "speak of the devil" on easter thursday pretty distasteful
Wish I was the first bloke to fuck Jules Neale after her and Lachie separated
NDIS
Dead thread
anyone else notice the birds were going crazy today? something big is coming
>>154092133seasons are changing
>>154092133Don't scare me
Lads, Logan just posted
>>154092148at least someone did. dead as fuck thread. nice going theadcunt you cunt
>>154092133Someone used a signal jammer on the CIA so they all went nuts for a bit, should be fine by tomorrow
>>154092092Does that arm belong to his ex-wife's new boyfriend?
>>154092110crazy how normieshits immediately root other people after they break up
Dad will break the tv if pies win this kek
>>154092133Massive earthquake up north set them off.
>>154092160Your TV is safe lad
>NRL>Be shit on the bottom of the ladder>Sack the coach>Winning 46-0Hope Essendon aren't paying attention to the NRL.
Id rather have 0 premierships than only 1, is there anything more pathetic?
>>154092201Fred customer...
>>154092201>is there anything more pathetic?threadcunt
>Lions with 16 marks inside 50>Pies with 4I thought the Lions were supposed to vulnerable with all their missing defenders?
>>154092204aka banepoof
>>154092208Nick Daicos missing means Pies' inside 50s have been suboptimal. Likely costing them an extra 15 marks.
none of us have any premierships champ. These players dont even know or care you exist.
>>154092208In a sport where you win by kicking more goals (and behinds), it turns out a non-existent defense means nothing against a non-existing forward line
>OP pic should be aesthetic>>154091951
>>154092218Not true, m8. One of them rooted my sister.
Degoey would rather be making furniture in his garage I reckon
turned this game off at halftime
>>154092201Fremantle supporter goes away now
Lads, Bruce just posted
Draper is never, ever going to be a superstar but he's been pretty good tonight. Is he not as shit as I think or does he just look better not playing in a non-shit team?
DADDYDADDY COOL
>9.4 = 69%>13.15 = 46%What happened to bad kicking is bad football?
McStay kicking 4 goals in a single game is extremely rare
>>154092261Scoring opportunities > Pressure gauge > Leigh Matthews rule > Bad kicking is bad football > Fantasy/Supercoach points > Run and carry
First team to 106 usually wins.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
Oscar Allen looks transformed. He looked a slow and laborious in the first few rounds.
>Pies lose>suck off Daicos even harderpathological
>Clock fucked againYoui should have insured this
>Collingwood are missing their best midfielder and defenderThe talking heads have been prattling on about this all night but the same fucking thing applies to Brisbane.
>>154091951Thanks for the early thread janny!Try learning a bit about our sport next time!
Have you blokes tried VB Mid yet?
>54 point pumpingLove a good pumping I do.
>albo to target landlord scum next budgetAh. That's why the media turned against him so quickly.
Three word analysis?
>>154092374No daicos 50s
>Package didn't comeI will fucking strangle the jeet that finally delivers it late.
>>154092379jake will arrive after jummah mate
>>154092379sorry bud easter thursday
>KFC Zinger moments
>>154092387thats 5
>Missing gamesUmps will need to give him charity 3s to win the brownlow now.
iggs
Why is there a new video of people being attacked in a shopping centre every day from Melbourne? What's going on there?
>>154092411>”students” brawl at Pacific WerribeeThose pesky students.
>>154092411Battle for the toilet paper. Going to become super scarce with the oil shortage.
Are any of you guys going to church tomorrow (or Sunday)?
>Sarah Jones: I think [Ashcroft] might be my favourite player. I wonder if he'd want to come to the Bombers?>Dunstall: I doubt that.
>>154092458I'll be giving a sermon at the Church of Hostility Towards Jeets.
>>154092462Based Jase. Says it straight and hates women.
>>154092458Maybe
>>154092458No but Jesus will be on my mind and I will try to devote time to think about him and the sacrifice he made instead of my own life.
Reminder the two time premiers added Oscar Allen and Sam Draper to their list, and cunts complain about muh Vic bias. Piss off you fucked cunts.
jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine.
>>154092462>Will [Levi] Ashcroft come to Essendon?
>>154092512>somebody's sinsWas a woman's mate.
>>154092512based warnie
fuck collingwood are such a gay club
takes one to know one banepoof
>>154092525uh oh melty
Tonight was a stark preview at what life will look like at the Pies in a couple of seasons. Not a lot of depth or youth on that list.
>you blokes watch this sloplmao
>>154092529Collingwood are FUCKED
>>154092511They lost Starcevich and Ah Chee and will probably lose Bailey this year.
kek Daicos was still rated best fagpie on ground
>>154092549Who was it Mark McGuire voted as one of the best on ground in a game he didn't even play?
huh
>>154092549>>154092554rankine was listed in the best for a mighty 8 disposals and 1 goal last week
>>154092558duckduckgo has completely gimped its algorithm to the point it's becoming unusable. I can't search images for anything without getting porn related results anymore. Even the most tame search terms give me porn. Shame because they were so much better than google who gimped their algorithm long ago.
>>154092529Butters and Naicos will wreak havoc together
>>154092564yeah glad it's not just me, so much porn in any result, i just hate using jewgle but not sure how many good alternatives there are
>Carlton half differentials 2026>1st halfs +71>2nd halfs -153I really hope they're up at half time tomorrow.
>>154092511cry about it champ
>>154092576Shut up fuckhead
>>154092568google's trash.bing used to be accurate for porn specific searches but now it's good for nothing.yandex is okay but nothing to write home about.duckduckgo was good but is now shit.yahoo is trash.They're pushing us towards AIs. Finding accurate information from numerous sources independently is going to get harder and harder.
Gold Coast 1059Western Bulldogs 1048Fremantle 1045Sydney 1043Hawthorn 1028Brisbane 1023 (+28)North Melbourne 1018Port Adelaide 1007Adelaide 1000Melbourne 992Collingwood 986 (-28)West Coast 984Geelong 981St Kilda 973Carlton 960GWS 955Richmond 942Essendon 932
bought grocery store coffee. it's not half bad.
yeah it's okay
Feels too early to go to bed but I keep yawning and there's nothing else to do.
>>154092669I would go to sleep out of boredom way more if my neighbours weren't up late and kept me up.
>>154092701crisp zoo animal
>>154092511Last week alf was saying Draper and Allen were shit nohopers who Brisbane would regret recruiting
>>154092721Don't waste your time deciphering bane derangement syndrome, there is no logic behind it.
>>154092721alf would also have you believe nick daicos and bailey smith are shit
sex gifs
bailey smith is shit though
>>154092629i visited istanbul for a few days last year and found the coffee to be very nice everywhere. I would like to see much more of turkey.
IF you think bailey smith is shitTHEN you don't know anything about football
>Ate dinner like 4 hours ago>Still feel uncomfortably fullHelp
>>154092829based anaconda
>>154092833Made me laugh.
last for iggs
meant cats
surf farm is over
Satan is King
imagine being a cringe faggot from 4chan that goes to church
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxAWAQ-nDVQ
>10.5 against brisvegas' makeshift backlinegrire times ahead for collingwood
Collingwood more like noshing wood lol
Not too often you can say a 54 point flattered the loser but that should've been a 100 point loss. Pies are in for a long rebuild. They're not winning another flag with this team and now they've got to rebuild with Tassie coming in.
collingwood are a big strong club with lots of money, they'll poach some decent young talent and a big name and pull a geelong refresh
both daicoses will be inaugural devils playerscolliwogs are FUCKED
Ohayou alfies!
ndis
Going camping today
>>154092799thisgutless grub who gets nothing but cheap ball
gmadrank these bodriggys cosmic microwave beers last night that sent me to bed before the sun was down they were fucking rocket fuel carn 'burgs btw
>>154094701no you
Hoping Carlton are up by at least as 30 points at halftime
>>154094933morning mate. i'm looking forward to you coming to franga with your "burgs" so i can knock your block off
>>154095128fuck u franga dork
fucking adhd cunts trying your medication is fucking my whole weekend
post more?
Haven’t had A drink in two weeks
>>154095199the panel on footy classified this week were discussing the afl's blatant rigging of the draft system to favour brisbane and gc for ten years and now they are both good they are changing the system which will shit on essendon, carlton and port.
>>154095342you B drinking
>>154095349sup ross, spending your bye week seething about brisbane isn't going to make your team good unfortunately
Carlton wins today easily 30+ points and Harry will get 4
>>154095517
>>154095555are pigs going to fly afterwards bloosersperg?
Morning walk looms
Good morning alf
>>154095552nepobabby asterisk dynasty cheating scum
>>154095573>>154095617Up and at 'em
>>154095650no-one mentioned the geelong 2007-2011 premierships
planning my next move
>>154095692crisp michael voss
>>154095679far less egregious than today's rort in the north
>>154095711>literal drug cheats are worse than a few f/s picks and ngas
>>154095717i fucked up my post so point and laugh ladspoint remains - every club has ngas and gets f/s picks, its the retarded viccies fault they don't take advantage of them
Brisbane Lions, the AFLs rapespawn.
me vs a 907g tub of chobani greek yoghurt vanilla bean
the tub won
>There's a new tennis fantasy game now tooGreat now I can pull my hair out over both footy and tennis spergouts, here we gooooo
Nick Daicos plays, Collingwood lose by only 25 last night
Why cant collingwood ever sign a key forward who isnt mediocre dog ish like memebrey and McSpray? It really pisses me off, Brisbane are OP with Oscar Allen and should go b2b
>>154095993>tennis fantasy gameAre you talking about Academy Love Saga: Tennis Angels EX?
>>154095573meant wank cooms iykwim haha
>>154096120You don’t know footy obviously mate lmao, go back to bed dickhead
>>154096120McStay is too good to win, that's why he did the noble thing as the leading goal kicker and tried passing the ball to a player on his team that doesn't exist
no nick no pies
>>154096246IF Gulden, Butters, Nas and others are crucial to their teams' fortunes ... THEN there's daylight between all of them and the importance that Nick Daicos has on Collingwood.
>>154096261IF ...Leicester City won the 2015-16 EPL title and Donald Trump was voted in as US president not just once but twice ...THEN ...I suppose on the day the Easter Bunny delivers eggs to millions of people the Bombers could defeat the Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium.
garn walkabout lads*waits at gas stop*
collingwood magpies? more like collingwood gaybos amirite?
>>154095181meth mostly?
>>154096261i don't hate him as much as other journos but this is fucking embarassing, he literally goes on to admit that they were fucked even if naicos was in the team. i think that it would have helped them massively but naicos is a turnover machine because his efficiency is terrible, and the last thing you want to do is give the bane midfield more chances to get the ball. it certainly would have been a much closer contest though.gulden and butters make a massive difference to their respective teams, to the point where they would win games they'd otherwise lose. both teams were fucking hopeless without them last year, poort was fucking hopeless because of injury and still is but gulden elevates sydney to a genuine premiershup threat.
fucking cunts have to shut everything cause the sky poof from the fictional story or some shit we really do live to the jews
>fuckin jews they won't let me be a good little consumerist goyslave today huh?
Viewing the Carlton fan watchalong game against Melbourne before the game today.
>>154096527You mean SEN?
I hate israel but I would never ever ever ever ever be antisemitic I promise
>another blues win by 10 goals on good fridaythe more things change the more they stay the same
this will be another blues fadeout
>>154096457>>154096503Both of you need to go away,
Will norf tag Walsh or jagga today? Sportsbet seem to think it will be Walsh based on disposal odds
Do you blokes think Carlton are a chance today?
>>154096837YeahThey're a chance to do a good job and win the game
FUCK CARLTON
>>154096837They will easily win, likely by 30+ points and Harry is going to kick 4 goals
>>154096891
Dadza's off to the servo to hoard fuelHe thinks we'll have to go innawoods soon and he has a survival plan. Never mind that he can't move from one room to another without losing his breathe though.
Thurs #AuSport Cons+7#AFL Seven 661k: (BVOD 93k) Reach 1.717m (+4%)#NRL Nine 702k (BVOD 161k) Reach 1.5m (+1.2%)No change to last weeks dataData: VOZ consolidated.
“Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.”
it's after midday so I can get on the piss without feeling like an alcoholic
>>154096729>frogposter>posting garbageTypical
>>154097073
this fred again.. and thomas bangalter gg is bloody unreal. enjoying it so much, I just thought I'd throw it ouyt there that I think even that crankypanyts who's eternally got his man-rags would like, nay, even love this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfF8jzBVWvMLotta holes in that story. why would he pay a huge amount ofm money to 'hoard" A PRODUCT SO EASY TO TAKE FROM HIM BY FORCE?>your dad said he wants to go innawoods. boomers don't say inawoods, just aussie millenials whos knowledge of guns come from screencaps of /k/
>>154097045if you feel shame at being percieved as an alco, then you have'nt achieved the pisshead scoutbadge yet michael.
>>154097126cool!
arvo gents
thinking eagles beat swans
>>154097268Keep your thoughts to yourself fuckhead, I’m in a bad mood
now that the dust has settledashcrofts > daicoi
>>154097301very true daicos got 0 touches yesterday when he usually gets like 30 playing touch butt at the park with his "mates"
>>154097301>>154097359Dickhead idiots, you’re just fucking retards.
>>154097224is that what you call some strange gay dude's bed ?tough break last night sookylala
>>154097375fuck up champ>>154097268crisp
>>154097375tbf, fucking reatrds would be a step up for most of these chaps. fucking anyone would be a miracle, but the actually retarded? thats a unicorn.
last night shows how shit collingwood is without the father son rule
>>154095349>you have to change the rules of the academy and father-son system>okay>NOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THATWhat exactly do they want?
NDIS (Nick Daicos is Shit)
>>154097390Don’t champ me cunt
>>154097484MAST (many are saying this)
>>154097472new stadiums for all the teams and the mass eradication of soccerpoofs, and their assets all forfeited.
might a margarita
>>154097585what sport is this?
>>154097585Very nice
>>154097472what we all want.
>>154097472Your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
i'm da joker baby
>>154097554crisp
>>154097280based my mate who can't handle his piss
>>154097742trip on ogre
imagine the noise toby pinks missus cheeks make when she gets pounded from behind
obesity is disgusting and obese people should be ashamed of themselves
>>154097829it's a shame reddit got rid of fatpeoplehate desu
oleg is loveoleg is lifeoleg is also delisted but is considered a shock front runner to assume Nick Daicos's position in the midfield.
the crisp bottom 4essendonrichmondcarltoncollingwood
i don't know why but i feel bad for most teams in the shitter, like the dosn and the iggs (the iggs are on the up though at least). however carlton being shit makes me laugh and i genuinely hate norf and hope they stay shit forever.
>>154097853the bottoms on the bottom of the pile.
saw people queuing for kilometres cause a petrol station had unleaded for under $2does $50 really mean this much to people?
>>154097909>spends $20 burning petrol on idle to get a $10 discounttradies are fucking retards kek
>>154097864Essendon fans go very quiet when they are in long, rough patches and if you're not in WA the Iggs are a non-issue.
>>154097992yeah but i don't even dislike carlton that much really, it's just funny to see them shit the bed all the time. the dons being shit isn't funny to me though. and norf being terrible is just awesome, though tbf that's probably because i know some mouthy fuckhead norf fans.
love her but she broke me
>>154098084crisp toby pink
>>154097864So much of Essendon's pain is self-inflicted. Their drafting has been terrible, their player development is dogshit, and they've been the most difficult team to trade with for twenty years and have shot themselves in the foot numerous times by simply being unable to get deals done and I'm not just talking about Zach Merrett.
>>154098116ben mckay contract lol
>>154097909You don't understand how stretched people are. To maintain the lifestyle they have financed car, mortgaged house, phone contract, some of them will be making payments on furniture, appliances and or electronics. Some will also have kids and spouse. So with an increase in interest rates, increased cost of living and now a fuel crisis it all ads up and puts them closer or into the red. So yeah some of them will be getting desperate where lining up for cheaper fuel makes financial sense.
>>154098123Yep. Wouldn't even be in the top 10 key defenders in the league and yet he's getting $1.4 million a year. Even accounting for front loading that is just absurd.
Fuck you.Fuck Good Friday.Fuck the appeal.Fuck the footy.
Most Australians are absolute retards when it comes to finances and money management. This "crisis" is only a crisis of financial literacy.
1.75m a year for allen and draper or 3.7m for tdk and nas
>>154098176FUCKINGT H I SHIS
>>154098176TRUTHNUKEUKE
>>154098175>LOOK AT ME, EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, I'M BEING EDGY AND SWEARING ABOUT GOOD FRIDAY.>I'M EVER SO UNIQUE, CONTRARIANISM IS MY WHOLE PERSONALITY - BECAUSE HATING THINGS IS EDGY AND COOL
i think the broadcast was trying to mention that a certain player wasnt playing last night
>>154098240You can get fucked too for all I care
>>154098176>>154098215>>154098236What a nonsensical take, no amount of "financial literacy" will magically reduce the impact upon a fundamentally needed commodity that plays a critical role in the economy. I.E food production/distribution, fuel is needed at every stage, how will "financial literacy" magically reduce those costs?
>we're all the same>diversity is our strengthit's a weird combo when you think about it
>>154098289>le australians stick together!!!>stay at home>mask up>get vaxxed>dont buy petrol
>>154098278By not buying useless shit that you don't need you dumbass dog
>>154098278I don't disagree but I think anon was saying people are fucking retarded and stretch themselves to mortgage stress while being in debt for cars and appliances leaving themselves no room for things becoming more expensive
Can't wait to read some milquetoast political platitudes from vacuous losers ITT
>>154098278People saying that are millennials that got into the game before the housing crisis even started so their assets are sorted and they are also in senior positions at their work now by law of averages not competency. They have no compassion for zoomers who now have less buying power in the same positions the millenials started in. Basically copying their boomer parents who say the same things when they could just walk into proper jobs in the 70's without even finishing high school and buy a house of a single wage earner household.
>>154098278you should have a bunch of money saved for emergencies desu
>>154098278asking the wrong question
>people a decade longer in the workplace are better off financially than i am and this is not okay
shut up you fags
feel like getting high with a cutie and then maybe fondling each others genitals
>in: owiesKEK
You wont be laughing when owies kicks 5.
imagine how depressing it is in the carlton rooms right now knowing they're about to humiliate themselves again in an hour
>>154098504nah i reckon they'll get up, they'd be hungry for a win now
It's called having empathy for younger fucked over generations like zoomers.
>>154098465I'ma call him wowee zowie if he does. or maybe blowie owee. it all depends on how horny I am feeling. he has zero say in my decision.
>>154098518I thought that last week
would be easier to manage my finances if the funkopop market wasn't collapsing
>>154098584nendochads win again
Rest in power Dezi
i spend over $200/week ordering fast food from places only a few minutes away
>>154097472I want the first round to have zero F/S or academy shenanigans allowed.
How's everyone's Good Friday fast going?
>>154098600nonce
I go refill $50 of petrol and now instead of the petrol gauge going to the middle on the dashboard it goes slightly left of the middle. Wow this is really end of the world level stuff
>>154098661didn't know i was supposed to be fasting
>>154098677we MUST completely restructure society and move into lockyd pods
>>154098661I wasn't aware fasting on Good Friday was a thing but I am fasted even though that wasn't a plan. Just haven't eaten.
drugfucked out of my absolute mind
wog neighbours (carlton supporters too ofc) are hitting the piss early for them. tempted to rack the dad up a line or 2 of toot just to givethe arvo every a shove in the right (funny) direction.
>>154098741how's geelong, bailey?
>>154098750reckon he shaved his head 4 days into a bender.
>>154098741fuck off I didn't type that.
>>154098661had some cookies and soup
It feels like Saturday.
>>154098765that was an april fools thing apparently
Norf finna smash Carlton
>>154098790pranks and jokes are meant to be funny. what about him shaving his head is funny? >bailey shaved his head!>zomg noooo omg i am going to kill myself>loljk april fools>lol u dead now dumb bich>hahait's a little bit funny but not heaps.
>>154098809sounds like it was a "prank" contrived by a woman, so of course it wasn't really funny. only they would think something like zomsg he cut his hairrr XD would be funny
These injuries and suspensions are a rort on this game>Gulden OR>Petracca>Rozee>Xerri>NaicosFantasy and Supercoaches cannot play a game with this degree of bad luck with integrity
>>154098829Just watch a better sport then
grow up then and stop wasting time on gay arse nerd fantasy team shit
>>154098829pantywee and blooperroach are just made up jingling keys for manchildren like yourself. its quite embarassing tbqh.
>>154098785fat faggot
had a shit sleep last night and I am on edge
>>154098860Do you feel better getting that out of your system, mr holier than thou?
whats the holy multi
>>154098873No such thing. Habitual gambling is sinful.
hope i get a crowd shot of my red hair big titty north gf today
why the fuck would i waste money donating so some kid who is gonna cark it in a couple years when i can barely afford petrol
If I had a GF who had an interest in football, she wouldn't be at the ground today (she'd be at her 3pm Catholic mass)
>>154098873For me it's going big on the free bet with embarassing manchildren fantasy scoring options
>>154098893people like you are why the world is so shit
imagine being one of the fag players that reported another player for saying faggot and now you have to go through a lengthy drawn out judicial processsucked in faggot
>>154098886hey that's my wife you're talking about buddy
>Walsh and O'Sullivan are second cousinsNepobabbies or just footy incest from last gen?
she could give me a toss iykwim haha
>>154098937kys pedo scum.
Gonna make a ham & pineapple pizza for dinner to double-dab on the vatican
>>154098937
Lads, Brodie just posted
Lads, Kemp just posted
>petrol price already going back upkek, nice going retards
I have no issues against the Vatican being a non-practicing Catholic but I'm eating roast pork today.
norf are looking good
these two teams fucking stink
>>154098965Why would it stay down? It only went down because the government reduced the fixed tax on it. The supply is still low and the demand isn't going anywhere.
I'm a paganHail Odin
I tipped North on easter last year and they lost by 80 points. Then I tipped Carlton the next time they played and North won.
"blues" & "roos" both rhyme with "lose"
>>154098990cool!
Norf looking a lot better so far. Moving the ball pretty easily.
>bloos players trip each other overlaughter is the best medicine for those sick kids
>>154098990you sound like a downright spastic when you make posts like that. I imagine you as the chinktard in the tracksuit pants with the carls jnr promosluts. but you have no sluts. just the trackie pants and the slackjawed tard face.
>carlton leadingpack it up boys it's over
>>154098871actually you're right thanks for reminding me to not do that
CCJ ain't any good. Bloodman missing could be the difference.
david hale satan
>>154098995with bluesyou roos
Lads, Harry just posted
>>154099021Heh
oxys are known as blues.
Lads, Brodie just posted again
lot of posting today
>another postKEK
>boomer endcrisp takes down there i bet
finally getting out of bed
nice of them to keep them all in one place. like smokers
cutie alert
>>154099068post her
>>154099068I hope you mean in a completely non-sexual way, if so agreed. If not, you must hang.
>had awful sleep last night>tried to have a nap about 12 but took ages to wake up>only just woke up then 10min ago after finally falling asleep for a whilefucki feel better now but now tonight's sleep will be fucked as well
illegal streaming sport chat boxes attract the biggest mongoloids on the planet
>Free kick>Goal>Free kick>Goal>Free kick>Goal>Free kick>GoalHmm.
>>154099107>poor people are dumb cuntscrazy!
>>154099088LESS BLOGGINGMORE JOGGINGSIMPLE AS, FLOG
>>154099107Are those real people posting in those?
>>154099109All been there desu. These are two dumb teams.
Daniel fucking sucks.
>>154099122lol you think most of the"people" posting in 4chan even hereeb are real? lolmy sweet summer series of randomized digits
nice one fagga
interesting how simpkin has been dogshit this year ever since putting on the headband
>>154099135Daniel who?
>>154099150The twist is he's always been dogshit.
>>154099135i can't believe north don't have a better player than himthey have 100 first rounders surely any random kid in their twos can be move to HB
>>154099154Fucking
>>154099166They've got midfielders coming out their ass. McKercher and Sheezel should be locked at HB and Daniel should be in the 2s.
>>154099154*kills your mighty first round draft pick*problem?
Essendon wouldn't be playing a certain man down back this weekend would they?
>Blues aren't even getting a big first quarter leadDoes this mean they've fixed their problems and are back?Or that they're completely shit and going to get blown out by 100?
nick would have been BOG last night lads
>>154099192They're so back.
>live in tourist town>local servo limiting citycunts to 30 dollars worth of fuel >just watched the owner tell some citycunt to fuck off back to where he came from after he argued about ittop kek citymaggots btfo
burgs lost for those following along at home
You losers are actually watching Carlton vs North?
AFL were smart to play a second game on Good Friday. Every year the norf game is complete shit.
>>154099210instead he was just in the BOGs kek
>>154099213>*be me*>get $30 worth of fuel>do a lap>get $30 worth of fuel againkek are country bumpkins really this stupid
>>154099210The phrasing of this makes no sense and it hurts my brain to read it
>>154099213Being a rural bogan is nothing to be proud of
>>154099225sar I trained at the best sporting joorhn alisms spchool in all of Bihar State sar.
jagga like to flap his arms doesn't he
>>154099213>live in tourist town dependent upon tourist money>treat tourists like garbage >they stop coming >complain when your town goes broke
>>154099245more like flappa
>>154099224>>154099235Theyre heaps angry lol
kek
yummy look at that playboy bunny
lmao what the fuck was that
reminder that i said north would be good this year
Carlton man this team is great
>carltons defending is so bad a floating helicopter kick that fell just over lines only options was either a north goal or north mark
>>154099246sydney people own all the cafes and shit. accommodation is owned by big chains like big 4 and the browns just clean out all the cheap shit from coles and woolies.tourists are parasites, nobody here likes them and they do nothing for the local economy come up and get ya 30 dollars of petty kek
>>154099273Good is a bit far. I said they'd be better and I was right there.
>>154099273thanks for reminding us you're a fuckwit
farlton have given up already
>>154099277crisp Gosford resident
>>154099135>>154099166Same with McDonald
comedy football
shatleak bitch
been watching for 45mins now and im wondering, why even make the players bounce the ball while they're running? they only do it when they're not under pressure so is it just a skillcheck that you add to the game so under14s cant run with the ball?
Game has gone past Cripps. 3 touches halfway through the second quarter and have barely seen him.
>>154099300you're almost answering your own questionkeep thinking and you will get there
I don’t think this game will encroach on 7NEWS at 6:00pm (I hope)
>>154099300>why even make the players bounce the ball while they're running?To encourage the necessity of moving the ball by hand and foot.
>>154099300being able to run without bouncing is OP
>>154099277and the tradie angle? whats the tradie angle? keep my fetish relevant lads hahaha
I'm on the drug that killed River Stevens.
and enjoy your easter. it'll be your last
>>154099317bouncing the ball isnt hard once you've been through puberty and have your adult coordination
Just notified the authorities after I was threatened at a petrol station with my wife and her boyfriend
>>154099330>they only do it when they're not under pressure
Ports Ollie Lord has done his ACL in the sanfl today. The injury list grows. Fuck sake.
>>154099329What a faggot.
gonna get a lot done on my projects this long weekend
*be's cracked*
>>154099338you've lost to north and west coastyour best player is leaving and your 2nd best player is injureddid you really think it was getting better?
>>154099347Australians be like "sweet a day off! Time to work"
take that gogglespastic
>>154099352did anyone say otherwise you worthless cocksucking spastic deadshit fuckwit dumb cunt
>>154099338i always got him confused with ivan soldo
Neither of these teams will play finals.
>>154099352adelaide weed is heaps strong. i'd believe he believed.
I feel like we're a few weeks away from mad max scenario but everyones pretending we're not
>>154099361i dont need to read your fucking crying when some c grader on your bottom 4 side is injured fuckhead
>>154099378It will be gayer and lamer.
ATTENTIONMason Cox is playing in the WAFL on channel 7
>>154099225it means give my son 3 votes or there will be hell toupee
>>154099381>nooo don't talk about footy in the footy gennyslit your throat fuckhead cocksucking dumb as fuck spastic piece of shit subhuman filth
Need a webm of those Bloos fans cheering after the Kemp tackle
>>154099386crisp, might chuck it on at half time
>>154099389Lmao you fucking loose cannon, go take your meds before I put my fist down your throat mate
>>154099369Fair. Both are out for the season with ACL injuries now. >>154099352I'd say Georgiades is ports second best player and Rozee 3rd(Georgiades will be going to the iggs in 2028 once his current contract is up)
dropping some rancid farts rn
What does Zane Duursma do?
need north gf like those two just shown
baking
>Advantage>ThatKek
>>154099383gayer than toecutter and his trap on the back of his motobike? in brazil, maybe.
Are cold showers a meme or legit?
There should be a rule where you can't reference hot girls or big tits in the crowd without showing a screencap or webm.
SURELY north cannot lose this
>>154099423Don't understand the hype. I've tried it before and it's very uncomfortable.
>>154099427I would take screenshots but I have to disable hardware acceleration and that makes my browser lag.
>>154099423Legit. There's a lot of proven benefits from them but it's so fucking uncomfortable that I'm still gonna use hot water.
>playing footyball on this most holy of daysbit cringe, no?
Half time
>>154099423I think they helped when I did nofap but I could only stand doing them in summer, too brutal in winter.
Carlton still in front at half time. Stage set for their weekly capitulation.
>>154099438you dont have to make a comment on your own post
>>154099438Jesus died for our entertainment
>Carlton quarter time lead>Carlton half time leadoh no no no
>>154099442Let's believe in Vossy, let's believe he has sorted this issue out.
>>154099438Fuck off, Caroline Wilson.
>>154099456is she still bagging on about that
How did the roos and blues get this markey game?
>>154099442>>154099455Is the cheersquad actually putting up a new banner for the second half? Bit of cheeky fun if they do it.
>>154099378Already attached spikes to my 98 Corolla and now i'm working on the spikey things that go on the chariot wheelsCant remember the name tho
My boy Lewis young is playing well :)Do you think he wants me as a bf?
>>154099459"most holy of days" is word for word what she would say every time she'd bitch about the prospect of footy being played on Good Friday. I was raised Catholic and I still want footy on Good Fridays.
>>154099427there should be a rule where you spastic coomers shut the fuck up and kill yourselves
>>154099473yes :3
I'm seeing a lot more pushbikes out around now. I'm telling you blokes, get in before you're out-priced.
>>154099473Jordan Lewis no longer plays footy but yes.
>>154099483Beyond based.
>>154099487>push bike cucklmao buy a horse faggot
It's starting to get ridiculous how much hate Anthony Albanese gets as PM these days....Like is he the best PM ever ? Probs not, but he is also farrr form the worst.He cops blame for literally everything thesedays tho and it's starting to make Aussies look like a nation of wingers and cookers....Like the how is the fuel crisis Albos fault ??People blamed him for the Bondi shooting...Peope even blame him for traffic, or late trains..I honestly think most the hate he gets is coz he wares glasses or something and Australia has a massive problem with bullying and hates smart people..
>>154099506thanks albo
pol pot did nothing wrong
>>154099506>I honestly think most the hate he gets is coz he wares glasses or something and Australia has a massive problem with bullying and hates smart people..so truth
>Carlton holding a slim lead at half timeso they're losing by 10+ goals minimum
Just got called out for holding the balls on the couch whoopsie
>>154099518But it's norf.
>>154099530Carlton scored 1.6 after half time against fucking RichmondIf they keep it within 10 goals it'll be seen as a moral victory
>lyon, hawkins, lewis, ralphcould there be four bigger fuckheads on the planet? yes, whateley could be there instead of hawkins
>After Gorringe leaked Docherty's voice message he hit out at media legacy>Insulted Matthew Lloyd saying he didn't realise Lloyd had a platform>Lloyd is doing 3AW with Sam Docherty right nowThe independent AFL media landscape is weak as piss if that retard who tries and fails to be a Pat McAfee clone has any sort of following
FACT: swearing is not cool or funny
Do you pass to a teammate who is extremely good but under pressure or a spud who is mostly clear?
>>154099438footy is finetszyu boxing on sunday? absolutely horrid
>>154099542Speaks volumes about legacy media, a lot of them are jealous of him
>>154099540Footy media is a painful boys clubEsports casts are so much better then the shit they serve up.
>>154099542stop giving anyone in the media attention
>>154099486Cool. I’m not gay btw ;p
Post Straffos
>>154099557next op picture plz whichever spastic makes it
>>154099548ELITETRUTHBOMB
I can only manage one 2 hour study session per day then I completely lose it. I think paradoxically I gotta cut the stimulant use out to get better gains
>>154099578
>>154099506fake hatred pushed by the msm that's pushing for one nation with made up polls to support the made up results that will allow them to push through as many policies the people hate as possible to A deflect the backlash from the traditional major parties and B to besmirch the legitimacy of any future "hard-right" parties that might arise
>>154099578I can be like that, the trick is to just force through it and eventually you'll be compelled to just get on with. I think I did regular 10+ hour sessions working on my Masters thesis project.
>>154099557kek as soon as I saw that I knew it would end up here.
>>154099596ruck riggers and roos
bacon and snag lady rrived.
>>154099614Yoooooo epic bacon??
>>154099614thats a mans food right there
>>154099614He'll yeah brother
>>154099620it's excellent. won awards and medals at the royal over the years.
>>154099620Bacon strips amirite lmaoBacon weave
>>154099614>$30 for a pack of sausageshope she sucked your cock toojesus christ
>>154099614For tomorrow right? No meat on Good Friday mate
ooh ahh park the car said ooh ahh park the car
>>154099578some tasks (e.g editing for me) i just lose my mind after 2-3 hours and just cannot be productive after that, the time i spend beyond that is just super inefficient, like i'm talking probably 25% of what i can usually do because my brain is fried
>>154099119>>154099117>>154098996>>154097073>>154099011>>154099483Why are you so edgy? Like a 14 year old. Grow up champ, have some sex.
>Calling it a lassoo free kick when it was just out of boundsFuark this is going to be annoying
ooh ah glen mcgrath
>>154099614whens the cheese man coming?
>>154099647Yea I'm learning a language and it uses a lot of brain power I think
>>154099650i don't know how
gogglespastic
hol up lemme just go spend $80 on sausage and bacon
This thread is fucking epic
>>154099640I paid 100 cash for 3 x6packs, 3packs of bacon, bag of goujons and a few smoked cabanossis.
New in a few>>154099691
>>154099664negros speak like that but don't spend money on good food. your post is confusing.
But if you post it now we might as well
fuck off
Don't remember zombie chews being this hard to bite into
comben does some dumb shit sometimes
THESE TWO TEAMS?
HATE
Voss made them /strongmind/ ?!
jesus christ north
Lads, Zane just posted
so many posters
>>154099774Not me
he's got them moves like jagga
jacob weitering failed the clubs phishing test
