SERIE A ROUND 31>Saturday 4th April 202615:00 US Sassuolo - Cagliari18:00 Hellas Verona FC - Fiorentina20:45 S.S. Lazio - Parma>Sunday 5th April 202615:00 Cremonese - Bologna18:00 Pisa - Torino20:45 Inter - AS Roma>Monday 6th April 202612:30 Udinese - Como15:00 Lecce - Atalanta18:00 Juventus - FC Genoa20:45 Napoli - AC BbilanReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, start fake summer transfer rumours, enjoy Mobile Suit Gundam, to never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and the Italian national team to play at a World Cup.Previous: >>154071186
>San Siro sale saga: the wiretaps obtained by the Guardia di Finanza are also said to include those from Katherine Ralph, a member of Inter’s Board of Directors. In October 2024, Fabrizio Grena (an Inter consultant) referred to ‘creative negotiations’ regarding the sale of the stadium in an email to Katherine Ralph, a senior executive at Oaktree, the US fund that controls Inter. The aim was reportedly to reduce the gross floor area of the stadium, with consequent benefits in terms of urbanisation charges and building density, in exchange for ‘concessions’ in favour of the municipality. The Guardia di Finanza is sifting through a vast quantity of emails, including those belonging to Ralph.
negru
Anna Ralph
jj doesn’t play until monday
>Nobody is afraid of youUntil further notice this sign should be hung up in large print in every Serie A and National Team locker room, next to the cabinet for anti-choking equipment
>>154094635monster in the closet bros...
> The Azzurri fail to qualify for the 26 mundial>Gravinna resigns >Pamela Bondi is sacked as chief prosecutor Are you finally starting to get it?
>>154094788twinkazzo lost
————-Felici - Pinamonti - Orsolini—————Tonali - Fagioli - RicciBartesaghi - Baschirotto - Gatti - Palestra——————— Carnesechi This team beats Bosnia 4-0 easy btw
>>154094788were >we the Epsteins all along?
>>154094867You mean based GODS?
Wow! gang on gang violence is getting way out of control in Italy
>>154094898I heard the gulf's countries are very nice this time of the year
Everyone fucking resigns
>Ruggeri and Raspadori playing for patetico>Bastoni playing for FarcaI really can't reconcile how players everyone that watches calcio knows are bad are being bought by teams used to far better players for quite a lot of money even
Honestly though my view is that there should be an age limit for playing in /seriea/ you can play however you likeImho 30 years maximum no compromises whatsoever
This whole thing was orchestrated by the North Atlantic Trade Association to make Italians accept the france style ngubufication of the azzurri.Phase II is going to be words like “modernizing”, “reforming”, “youth”, “talent”, “creativity”. All of those will be synonyms for the BLACKening.
>>154094788special receivership by POTUS in the SCROTUS?
>>154094965generally speaking our ngubus make it because they are stronger than the kids of the same age, not even necessarily faster. If you look at our youth teams the dribbly drobblers are mostly still Italian like Baldanzi, Liberali, Venturino, Cherubini, Mosconi... >we are claiming to go back to technically gifted players and less ngubus.
>>154094965hello saar pls redeem google cards, very special price for you saar believe me saar
I actually do have the idea that could revolutionize calcio tactics and usher in a brief period of dominance
>>154095001>Mosconidon't give me hope anon
I don't know how, when or why, but I'm 100% convinced Ketamine is the key to fixing calcio.
this tendency to constantly bring la troca into the picture risks watering down the high moral Dutch standards traditionally associated with it.
>>154095001pafundibros.... it's over we aren't even in the meme dribbly drobblers list
>>154095343It's ogre.Alexa, play De Pafundis
Imagine an azzuri team with zero Inter and Juventus players.
>>154095343he's in the dots, I can tell you who the new Pafundi is though if you'd like, and he might actually make it big even considering he plays for Atalanta.
>>154095434>the same team but no sborrel or pastoni ok lol
i've made up my minduntil italian football gets its shit back together, i'll post this picture every day
>>154095442Vavassori or some new fenomeno?>>154094939Both of them are notoriously bad with money tbf, difference is that when their €60m signing flops, Atleti’s €7m signing from Mallorca and Barca’s newest academy grad do the job of the €60m signing and it balances itself out
>>154095068wat is it
>>154095519Fugazzola, funny name.
Funnier than Niccolò Pisilli?
>Iran says any European country is welcome to make a deal to transit through Hormuz Strait.kek drumpf and neetonyahoo btfo
>>154095533guys with funny names are desperately needed in calcio, Goldaniga won’t be around forever
What happens next to Mr. FIGC
Bing Bong Neetonyahoo
>>154095728Job at Inter would be my guess
Luciano Moggi: "They wanted to break Juventus and they ended up breaking the National Team".
>BREAKING: Bastoni has already said YES to Barcelona! [Moretto]this bitch ass nigga is actually fleeing the country lmao
Maduro's arrest picture but it's actually Bastoni landing in Spain
>barcelona's suicidal high line>bastoni's imaginary defensive skillsYeah, it'll be kinoNot to mention the La Masia twinks and Frenkie already doing the one thing Bastoni is gud at lole
>>154095532double inverted wingbacks, it would actually turn 3atb into kryptonite for most teams playing right now.
>>154095728he's still UEFA's vice president and a piece of shitwatch him sabotage any attempt to revive Italian football together with that slovenian faggot, but with a twist this time
For me, it's Sfinter's youth academy (La Fasia).
>>154095783Don't they also play with 4atb? Dude's fuckedscam of the year for Inter if it goes through, kudos for that
the original RE1, RE2 and RE3 are out on Steam
>>154096024Yeah, they're even more dogmatic about 4-3-3 Cruijffism than we are in this country. And even if they weren't they're not suddenly going to play without wingers as long as Raphinha and especially Yamal are there.
>>154095748based luciano
>>154095792umm but then no more donuts doe
One last act
>Juventus’ intention is to find Lois Openda a club on loan, unless another club makes an offer to buy him. Despite having cost over €40m, he is a highly-rated striker on the European market and Juve’s long-term plan is to sell him on a permanent basis in the summer of 2027. [Agresti]Christ I know he’s been shite but surely there’s a market for him to be sold outright. Monaco, the PL striver clubs, Saudis, etc.
Ain’t no one spending 40m for openai
Has ai gone too far?
truth is 85% of transfers that take place in this sport would be immediately investigated by the guard of finance if two private citizens without connections were to make them.
>They are already using the bad results of the NT to push jus soli
"Cow is mother!! Cow is mother!! Don't obey the laws of nature and the universe, and when they impose themselves, try to fight them, cow is mother and queen of heaven!!" thus spake Saarathustra.
>>154098630Yeah owning and selling black people is kinda illegal
>>154096302he is belgian/dutch league tiermaybe give him to a mid french team for 5m
Jus soli = people are like cattle Shitalians cowppl deserve this
Vote for me as the next FIGC president and I promise you I will abolish the pre-match penis inspections that only demotivate players
Based meds tudent
>>154100411>Rima Hassan, the French MEP from the France Insoumise (LFI) party, was arrested in Paris on charges of apology for terrorism and then, later, also for the use, transportation, and illegal possession of narcotics.Rim an Ass is french!!?
Why are they playing on Pasquetta monday, when people go on trips and can't be bothered to watch matches, instead of Friday?
>Real Madrid monitoring 18-Year-Old Atalanta defender Honest Ahanor.>Manchester City is swooping in for Longoni. The AC Milan goalkeeper, a key figure at the U17 World Cup, is out of contract in June. He risks leaving the club for free.based, finally the Italian youngsters have decided to test themselves in better leagues.
>>154100514Synthetic drugs actchually, parisian actual fagg*ts and polsci tudents use those weird products merdseille exonerated, they use good ole canabis resin mixed with tyre and goat droppings, imported from morocco in achmed ass cavity, truly artisan stuffHow is it done in shitaly?
>>154100560dunno, my only drug is caffeine.
>>154096065>Esposito's penalty miss was like Baggio's miss from 1994>Cristante's penalty miss was like Trezeguet's miss from 2006Pottery
>>154100539>Spear of longiniMuzzies finna stop the third impact
Shinji Vicario
Me? I've always been a Pete Hegseth lifelong
Zwarte Pete Hegseth
>General Christopher LaNeve will assume the role of acting Chief of Staff of the United States ArmyTerronibros! We rule the American army!
>>154101015Does this mean Maignan will be more or less injury prone? Asking for an AWOL twinkazzo
Io non so più cos'è normale
>>154101015Pafundibros!
>Bergomi: "As for the reorganisation of Italian football, I am fully committed and ready to stand as a candidate. But personally I would nominate Maldini"
>>154094939Raspadori and Ruggeri arent lasting another season, both will get shipped back.Can you believe me when i say Araujo is even worse than Bastoni? Barça can do better but this is just a marquee signing for the sake of saying "look, our wage structure is 3% better now!"
>>154101968>RuggeriIsn't him a starter?
L’espulsione di Bastoni è la prima della sua carriera.Non sarebbe mai successo se fosse stato sereno.Siete contenti, merde?I vostri assurdi attacchi al ragazzo hanno causato questo.Gravina questo, Gravina quello.Siete voi i primi responsabili.Fuori dal mondiale.Vi sta bene, merde.Ma quanto cazzo vi sta bene
>>154101984unironically true.
*proceeds to send death threats to every Jjust shitter to push them out of the club and ruin their WCs*
>>154101984why are sfinterfags so adamant about acting like their players' mommy online instead of calling out retard behaviour when it happens?this is why nobody should trust their football opinions, it is a constant generator of metaverses
>>154100534to combat piracy
GRAVINAVIENI A PESCARE CON NOICI MANCA IL VERME
>sborletto 2 year contract instead of 1+1 t.agrestovich>cauliflower to jjust totally real trust me fra>mutts reenacting black hawk down am i supposed to rate gojbjerg?
No no but we should all stop working and making money because Jesus Christ with no actual proof managed to respawn 3 days after dying, totally believable stuff mkay Why are shitalians like this
>Negro valverde down Persian desert edition So you see goy we have to got get our good goys back, that means boots on the ground, good luck not turning into goyink mist
is there any point in finding a Gattuso replacement before the new president is elected?
>>154102144it's going to be Baldini for a while
Nicky Baldini
>>154102144Yes, there is salvation to be won
*avoids relegation to nations league c*
>>154102152
>>154102125Some things you cant explain, salvation is at hand if you believehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUVQHD6j9S0
>>154101984What a nice cope, please keep posting
>Former Pisa, Brescia and Reggiana manager Mircea Lucescu has suffered two heart attacks this morning. He was resuscitated by doctors.
>>154102200that's what youth team coaches should believe. You have the club to learn to care about winning first and foremost.
>Cell phones and drugs from the sky: how trafficking works with drones flying toward Neapolitan prisonsIf Neapolitans used a tenth of the inventiveness they use for crime to start a business, they would be the most developed city in Italy
are you ready for Fennel II?
>>154102315the man that refused to leave and then suddenly left when the ayyrabs covered him in money? No thanks.
>>154102232Mircea Jescescu
>>154102331>the manWoah there, not let's take ourselves in round. Besides, imagine the next crop of Gnonto's
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I feel for shitalians
/tv/ idea: Calcio's angels, Charlie's Angels but it's the 3 Italian managers that qualified for CUM26 fresh out of Coverciano's academy working for a mysterious figure named Calcio Who owns a private manager agency solving tactical conundrums and trying to oust corrupt player agents all over Europe.
>>154102510>corrupt player agents all over Europe.Corrupt is a bit redundant there
Gog, Magog, Prezzemolo and >>154102315
This week, Como received a lot of criticism about the lack of Italian players with playing minutes in the squad.Today, four Italians (Bonsignori, De Paoli, Pisati and Ballone) from the youth team are joining the first-team squad for training.Does Como simply not want to field any Italians, or are they not good enough?In 2023/24, Como was promoted to Serie A; that season, 56% of playing minutes were made by Italians. In 2024/25, Como finished tenth, with 24% playing time by Italians. Now Como is fourth, with 0.05%.On first look it seems: the fewer Italians, the better.Coach Cesc Fàbregas said it earlier this season as well, after criticism of the club arose: "A 19-year-old Spanish player is ready for a starting spot in Serie A, a 19-year-old Italian player is nowhere near it."
sure let’s take a leaf out of the book of Spanish football, where a world-famous 38yo goalkeeper is capable of sustaining two heart attacks just from admiring prolonged ball possession
>>154102179You think the bald guy from Brazzers is going lead the NT to glory again?
>>154102315Mo, another blocco sfinter, what could possibly go wrong?
Reminder that speaking spanish corrupts your brain, it's why La Liga is also horribly officiated. Brazil and Portugal don't have this problem. Think about it, have you ever met a bad Portuguese speaker? When I first thought about it I couldn't actually believe how true this is.
>>154102044Why are reddiventusors so adamant on blaming Inter for everything >>154102643Same goes for italian and Brazilian and Portugese, that whole language branch is compromised
>>154102586the only thing people should learn from Como is how to spend their money, especially when you look at the transfer sessions of the richer Italian clubs in the last 5 years.
>>154102701>Why are reddiventusors so adamant on blaming Inter for everythingBastoni got a red card so stupid that it would make Gerardo Bedoya blushDimarco kept on losing his man while not even making up for it in the attacking phaseFrattesi is still focussed on with what his sister is getting up to instead of playing a good game of footballPio missed the crucial first benuldyInter-coded directors like Gravina hollow out calcio for their personal gain
>>154102701Maybe because Italian football is in a bad way after tolerating such a club of parasites for too long?
unironically >we might do well at the U-17 world cup this summer, lots of promising kids, including a stereotypical giga negru in defence.
Italian academies should unironcally be selecting players based on how scary they are to play against. Kids that have
>>154102737oh the ironing
>>154102586>oy vey when we tried to buy Italian players teams asked for actual money>how dare Sassuolo and Parma not have billionaire owners and not need fat plusvalenze to stay afloat without equal tv rights
Pam Bondi to Anon FCPete Hegseth to Jjust
Pete Hegserdeschi
Kristi noem status?
>>154102910Playing Nintendogs as we speak
>Average calcio jew enters *insert lower table club DS* office>wants to buy Franchino who has impressed him playing in the Primavera 1>offers lower table club DS 8M plus a future resale clause and the promise of loaning him 3 players from their U23 squad >lower table club DS asks for 15M>Oy Vey! can you believe the chutzpah on these Calcioyim >We'll never pay 20M for Franchino, >you'll be hearing from our lawyers if you think we're paying 25M for that kid>Goes back to his office>opens his 1732 dissertation "On the adaptability of the Negro tribes to the New World working methods" written by his ancestor>Ends up spending 45M for Mbupto and Mbalaktah>both flops >desperately tries to add Mbupto to any player swap he can think of without success >ends up selling Mbalaktah for 12M with a loan with an obligation to buy because he needed to balance next year's budget >goes bankrupt after finishing 5th in the league meanwhile Franchino was sold for 17M to Dortmund and after a few seasons provided them a 20M plusvalenza After being sold for twice the price.
goymollibros..
Even the most fervent laziali will have to admit saying "chutzpah" out loud is a very fun thing to do.
>>154103147the great tragedy in all this is that poor Franchino will end up being a Blundersliga promise (of sailor) at best
Calcio /ck/ idea: Chutzpah Chups
>>154103219But enough about what rabbi's call the sucking of the [redacted] after a circumcision
>>154102732a lot of it just boils down to raiding Madrid’s academy. 75% of all good business in football is stealing from good academies that don’t care about promoting their players - Madrid, City, Chelsea
The highest graded players in Serie A this season6-10
>>154103287Players 1-5
Gradient be tripping dem niggas hatin on Locatelli
>>154103287>>154103292>another meme site of statfags overrating muh pissypassing and muh possessionHow many more do we need?
Dobbiamo prenderli tutti, a costo di vendere ogni straniero che abbiamo. Voglio tenere Bastoni, Palestra, Leoni, perfino i più scarsi di tutti tipo Locatelli e Bartesaghi. Voglio vedere gli handicappati non tifare più Italia per il resto della loro vita
>A 19-year-old Spanish player is ready for a starting spot in Serie AExactly!!!
>never stop crying about a red card for Chiellini (lol) and and a Bonucci offside goal on a corner kick (lmao)>act surprised when people start shitting on your NT players
don't waste all your energy making a fuss about how to improve calcio, because tomorrow is a new day with the important Sassuolo-Cagliari
Current table based on xPoints
Predicted table taking the current standings + predictions
Do they have calcio FC futures in Italia?>https://x.com/RkFutbol/status/2040061449364509055?s=20
>not shorting calcio Futures
>>154103632i am more of a buy low sell lower type
You now remember InterSpac
https://x.com/lineajuve24/status/2039997096464466078I would rate him but >gingerNever ever
>goals scored by Barella, Mkhitaryan and Sucic combined in serie a so far this season 4 >goals scored by Casadei in serie a so far this season 4
Tiger weeds
>>154103907
Project Hail Marotta
A-10 W-ACKhog
>>154103996NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154103907And not the ref?
I got Lazio Nesta with 100 coin pull in the gacha box (im free to play player btw)I have so much luck its unreal i gonna start buying lottery tickets
Yildiz on the left, Akliouche on the right.Make it happen Grimolli
>>154104103pq is it in moon runes?
>>154104240Illustrative imageI actually play in english
>>154103848based>>154103907i believe ititaly died right when they denied airbase access, coincidence?
>In Panama, at least 150 people were injured in a bee attack during a procession, a religious ceremony in the form of a parade. Fifty of the victims had to be taken to hospital.Where the FUCK was Bangsbo during this?
https://sport.sky.it/calcio/mondiali/2010/05/02/baggio_rigore_usa_94_sbagliato_per_sennaKek and you fucking poorfags insist I'm a schizo
>>154103147This has quite literally never happened since this "franchino" you're talking about (a supposedly good shitalian player) literally doesn't exist and there's literally 0 good reasons for buying him instead of Mbongo apart from shitalian nationalism (read: poorfags who vote meloni)
>>154104340somebody took the ever relevant advice too literally
Mo Easter is an actual holiday despite the fact that sundays literally can't physically exist anymore after I retired and Senna died (godo ancora, it's his kurpa I skied the penalty against brazil)
Mo you calmly explain to me how Pio and Bryan were supposed to score their penalties if they didn't engage in any epic siparietti just before kicking the ball
Pace is needed to create space for passes in Motta's system doe, a Ndoye-like player would be perfect for that. When your game relies entirely on moving around the pitch and changing positions, having a dude who runs for the while time helps a lot.
do mongoloids ever die it is it only the good kind that leave this plane if existence?
Mo I work
where is belgium?
>>154104708Same, we are both grandi opere del genio italico
fear bambini fear
Just watched Train DreamsJoel Edgerkino/10 I'm still crying
/tv/ idea: Ternana Dreams
Fun fact: Train Dreams and Hamnet use the same font on their posters
>>154105088I will now buy your expensive Criterion BD physical edition
The Brazilian winger to jJ prophecy will come true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBC5URoF0s
The Brazilian winger Jj will sign? Crysencio Jilbert Sylverio Cirro Summerville
>>154105315another well in his home village has been drained to allow AI to remove all traces of his unibrow
>>154102586Valid criticism but manc city also don't have any english player in their starting lineup but yeah england players are supported by lesser stellar team producing good players. Also what's wrong with italian national team bros? I miss italy in world cup
>>154106435do children play football in the streets of Jakarta?
>>154106435O'Reilly and Guehi are "English" and are starters to a lesser and more extent. And if he was in better form Foden would be a starter too>>154106684All they do is smoke