>Lap:#8408>Countdown to THE GREAT MIAMI HURRICANE OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>154084672>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:218>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 72 (+25)RUS: 63 (+12)LEC: 49 (+15)HAM: 41 (+8)NOR: 25 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 135 (+37)Ferrari: 90 (+23)McLaren Mercedes: 46 (+28)Haas Ferrari: 18 (+1)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 16 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 155.16 (+80.56)NOR: 139.34 (+57.41)HAM: 132.55 (+61.11)>News:Stroll's gonna do a GT World Challenge Europe Endurance Cup, this weekendA report: "This is, charitably, a complete waste of everyone's time and contributes nothing to the sport's discourse."
a happy(?) Maundy Thursday everyone!
mari boya is now a gitter3 racer apparently
Grand Prix in: 31 days, 0 hours, 35 minutes, 0 seconds
People still watch f1? Why?
i was in jannygaol. again. hope i didn't miss any formula 1 news
>>154094521lol, what a line up, and good for boya, being with aston gonna pay up
those teammates gonna shit so hard on stroll it's not even funny
>>154094602who do you think mari boya is
>>154094538SuperGT said WHAT?
>>154094538>happy MaundyYou're twisting my melon, man!
>>154094553nah, same as stroll from what i read, a moth of vacation so gonna do something until f2 returnswhat i dont understand is by merhi is there, no tied with aston, he is always with sainz
>>154094605I don't think that makes any difference
is sainz gonna be there too>>154094617yeah looked it uphadn't seen australia so didn't know
mari is a girls name
gimi
>>154094624go back >>154094598
>>154094624>José María Navalón Boya
>>154094614i get it!
>>154094644what was wrong with hosay?
who else bored
>>154094651idk, pepe is calle Josep Maria and his nickname is pepenicknames can be confusing, people always mistake my name for other because of my nickname
Have a break, have a KitKat
>>154094675
>>154094644Pretty interesting that, in Spanish, José María can be a man's name, while María José can be a woman's
>>154094687That *is* pretty interesting. Thanks!
>>154094687yeah, the same with Jesus instead of Jose, and i would guess that there are more combinations like that, but having a second name is rarer these days, in my school, that im aware, only one kid had a second name
>lando norris wins a championship >mickey mouse holds a celebratory fountain showWhat did they mean by this
>>154094792?
>>154094792>pure speculation .jpjust ask, ive seen them
>>154094802?
>>154094792choinawoman is a bushy queenalso>ferreira (brasilian)>not getting regular brasiliansi will be surprised if she has ever had a single hair
me in sakhir-21
>>154094855what's wrong with your faaaace?
>>154094521Everyone fucking quitting F1
>>154094877calm down Mike
dont worry, guys. they're fixing f1 as we speak!
>>154094941there's also a much simpler solution
>>154094970b-b-but manufacturers!r-road relevance!
>>154094941>the issues saw in the first 3 racewhat do zoomers have against past participles
fuck (((power units))) offfuck manufacturers offbring back ear fucken piercing screaming engines
>>154095020ESL
>>154095020Grammar is hard when you grew up on tiktok
>>154095040I'm pretty high up in the FIA, and reading this has been a road-to-Damascus moment for me. I'll get on it right away.
>>154095041patriota
>>154095069give the bird in reception a smack on the arse from me
>>154095070patriota
>>154092842mmm feet slut
>>154094521Fuckin' 240p ass image they got up there>>154094941So their solutions are essentially just "slow the cars down so the super clipping isn't as obvious on camera?>>154095020Even from that tiny ass profile picture I can tell it's AI generated meaning 99% chance it's an ESL JF
>>154095138yogurt slut
>>154095138begone, podophile
>>154095176TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
stroll is going to mog max bigly in the 24 hours of burgerkingyou read it here first
yogurt? kinda reminds me of...
>>154095232Would be funny to see, and I can actually see that happen as a result of amx going too amd and crashing the car into slower traffic then retiring.
is the intro where https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmAuPZbFRXc plays and it ends on a clip of vettel's eye zooming out part of every broadcast of certain era or just a special thing they did randomly for 2012? these kinda cheesy powerballads r my thing
>>154094855https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bdcSBYzIFA
>>154095308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otJ1oZhWmq4
>valencia race with florida whistle in the preshow>realize the song that i always thought was modern crap is now 20 years old
>>154095379You sure you're not thinking of a different shitty song from Florida?
>>154095234sour cream
>>154095346This video is such peak soul, I wish we could get more like it.
do teams pre-pay shipping or is the cost cap going to get absolutely rekt this year?
>>154094624Only if it ends in _EN
>>154094941>Active Aero allways canCan we trust these idiots not to kill themselves with it?
>>154095234Gurt: yo
>>154094521Max is scares because Lance will destroy him
>>15409576235 years old by the way
>>15409581635 bong years is 85 in human years
>>154095773>>154095778>>154095782>>154095793calm down
>>154095762>>154095816and makeup makes her look worse somehow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYbN2OH-6ns
I've got 8 beers in the fridge and like 2.5l of drinkthere will be no superclipping f1 related because of superclipping
>gimi is happier for schumi podium than schumibased
>>154095762https://youtu.be/TZ827lkktYs?si=r-JIxF3Hm4n7JO58
>>154096179meanwhile... ;-;
>>154095702nah amazon prime shipping covers most of it
>>154096367my neurons are activated
argensimian grand prix
>>154096367that's so funny
>>154096372that's not funny
that's a little bit funny
so this is /f1/ for the next 5 weeks
>>154096623just like the offseasongimi
Breaking news: there is no news
>>15409581635 year-old woman who's LIVED
>>154096787LIVED is some kind of slang for acne?
>>154096818pozzed
sometimes i wonder if my flag elicits the same reaction as the leaf
>>154096986more of a court jester sort of thing, the drunken fool as it were
>>154096996ehh i dont deny, ill take it just dont want to know im making anyone want to telegram iran my location
>>154097014if only we could arrange for the pozleaf to be bombed in a hilarious international incident
>>154097087suspicious lone wolf incident with speculation is fine with me hypothetically created 1:1 in lego technic including the new smartbrick!
>>154096986I like having you around since it gives me an excuse to use the term "batty boy"even if I just think it instead of posting it, it still brightens up my day
>>154097127just stewing on your faggotry?
https://youtu.be/Mfwmxfn3nyMwho fryin fish at 9pm.?i hate easter
>>154096986I enjoy your presence here. The only things are that I hope you cut back on the drinking, and I largely blame you for this becoming a /twink/ general last year.
>>154096986>>154097014>>154097120>>154097178i feel fluffy whenever you post :3
>>154097420i will not unless material reality changes and i cannot help you if you also see the light of gynocentric attraction>>154097487
>>154096986Your flag makes me think of Brazil, because of that ugly green/yellow thing. And Brazil makes me think of Senna, who was the sports biggest fraud until Hamilton arrived. That's all.
>>154096787So nice to see Lando living his best life
>feel anxious about dinner I have to go to>drink a bottle of gin>no longer feel anxious, actually looking forward to dinnerany races for this feel?
>>154098220>sobers up on the way thereyoure response?
>>154094521Still can't believe I witnessed this "sport" die in my lifetime
>>1540983282014 was twelve years ago>>154098234leaving the house is the hard part, once I'm in the car it's already over
>>154098328another netflix show will save it
>>154095778
>>154096787What the FUCK
>>154096787idk how all the supposed "white people" itt are always shocked how badly Caucasians age after they reach the age of 21. I would assume you already know this, it's like being shocked someone with a widows peak starts balding.
>>154099158no thats just white americans
>>154098833>She bought?
>>154096787>>154099158>I bombarded my skin with direct sunlight for years and did drugs because YOLO! Now I'm hyperaged!
>>154096986You aren't even in the same conversation for worst poster like indo / leaf / fingols are
>>154096623/comfykot/
>>154099158wypipo don't normally age like that, keep in mind she's younger than Kelly and Max.
>>154099186>ps3-man's-hairline-at-age-24.jpg
the only racism this weekend is in japan
>>154096787i can fix her
>>154099216Shamilton is 21 in this pic
>>154099233WRONG the Bathurst 6hrs of BMW Motorsport is on.
>>154099233>when someone says "be there or be square" and you don't show up
>>154099236yeah I'm at the age now where instead of thinking "what a loser" when I see women like this I just think about how I would be happy to have someone like thatf1 related because her second cousin once removed dated someone whose mother knew someone who was a gp2 driver
>>154099237white genes will do that to you
>>154099268Sorry hon, but this is all on the black side
>>154099233when will these awful TV intros stop?
>>154099282F1 does them and F1 is popular so if we do them we'll be popular too, right?
>look inside the audi f1 team
>>154099280she has a dyke cut now probably because it started thining out.
HEY MIKEY www.youtube.com/watch?v=hivdSwqfnwk
>>154096460boo. use the lake loop you cowards>>154096986i cannot take any jamaican seriously, you, anyone else on /sp/, 4chong or in the irl world
>>154099256i can fix her
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
you woke up this morning got your self a gun
>>154098378Coming into the pits now!
pisstree will never and i mean NEVER win a WDC
buy my meal amigo
>>154100285AMERICAN TEAM HIRES FAT! MEXICAN JUNKIEMANY P20S FOLLOW! SAD! VERY VERY BAD!
>>154100378don't post slop
>open wings anywherebased we finna get some propa fucken crashes
>>154100433Bring back Jack!
>>154100465verie dangerous track that suzuka. should be changed for safety
>>154100378This is some of the gayest shit I've ever seenHere's my 6 point plan to save F11. public apology and mass resignation from the heads of the FIA and Liberty2. don't change the 2026 rules, the damage is done and they're unsalvagable3. new rules for 2027 with NA V10 3.0L 20000rpm engines, keep the active aero4. reduced size and weight for the cars, maximum weight of 700kg when fully loaded with fuel and the driver5. new calendar with races only allowed in Europe, Americas, China, Japan and Australia, maximum 3 street circuits per year6. bring back grid girls
good morning all
>>154100890
>It would not be surprising if one as famously competitive as Wheatley – the man who bent race director Michael Masi to his will during those infamous closing laps of the 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix – were to chafe at finding this new role was not the upgrade he had expected>>>who bent race director Michael Masi to his will during those infamous closing laps of the 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.Br*tain will never get over this, will they?
>>154100933they still haven't gotten over adelaide '94 despite the fact that the crash was mental fatigue man's fault
>>154100933
>>154100933journalism is not a real profession, it's literally the same as some retard on twitter typing shit all day
>>154099280from what i heard, bald genes are mostly passed from the mother sideand, are black people bald of they shave it?
>>154099237This faggot is the same age as me, and around that time I had a cleft chin and didn't wear lipstick like some fairy-looking faggot in the mid-2000s. Basically I looked like a zoomer before zoomers had their own "identity".
>>154099233COME ON SACHA
>>154099282The moment FOM stops doing it
>>154101196what's people's obsession with this kid? i saw him on /int/ a lot during the pandemic
>>154096986each and every one of your posts is automatically accompanied by various bomboclat sound effects in my mind as I read themthe jeetleaf on the other hand is like a turd that you can't flush no matter how hard you try, nothing funny or enjoyable about his presence here
>>154096986you're gay and obnoxious but tolerable. i treat you like a court jester who is doing whacky shit for my entertainment. there are worse posters
>>154100293*buys*
>typed leo instead of f1 in the /sp/ search boxmy mind is no longer mine
>>154101252Millenial uncs felling insecure because they're old and dying out while zoomgods mog on them with their youthfulness.
>>154098833
Why does the Ferrari flag introduced in 2011 look strangely like the Marlboro logo?
>>154096986I think you’re a welcome addition to the threads but you do remind me of when I had a ruinous drinking problem and I hope you manage to wind it the fuck down sooner rather than later.
>>154098833WTF IS THISfreak
pozfags be like i hate the new regs; not enough money goes to abduls
>>154099202>bombarded my skin with direct sunlight for yearsWhy do Americans suddenly think sunlight is not good for them? What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0rV8ESJjMkyelistener kino
>>154101813Coincidence
>>154101334>not having all his frequent threads bookmarked
>>154101813It's part of the ferrari masterplan to bring cigarette sponsors back into f1 after the vaccine for lung cancer is completed
>>154101956
>>154101813smoking increases fertility
faggot
>>154102059where he goin
>>154102059cute car
START THE DAMN RACE BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>154102059>LegposeReal lanklets on the Fiat 500 pull the seat out and drive on the backseatNARBNARL
>>154102009>Carson Hovercar
>The pursuit of battery efficiency and reduced energy use has made F1 boring. More and more of the sport’s defining characteristics are being stripped away, while elements tied to TV and american style dramatic shows are increasingly added>check who actually bought the F1 rights and who’s running the show todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemIpprT_EI
>>154102059
>>154102059OOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIWANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKAHHHH
>>154102059What's the purpose of the rope
>>154102059>NARB driving the RB22
All the "twink" posters and their enablers ITT should listen to the words of the lyrical poet Earl SimmonsSHOW NO LOVE FOR HOMO THUGS
>>154099233JUJU LETS GOOOOO
>>154102059hope he falls out of that thing
>>154102081jajajjaa thats so funny
>>154102059La Classe
>>154102240Isn't she too young??
>>154102252>too young
>>154102257A very French post"In 1977 and 1979, several petitions were signed by a number of prominent French intellectuals, doctors, and psychologists calling for reforms to or the abolition of the French age-of-consent law. A January 1977 petition published in Le Monde criticized the Affaire de Versailles, the detention of three men arrested for sex offences against children aged 12–13."
>>154102059>woman fell out in between shots>narb unbothered based robot
>>154102277kek
>>154102287meh, she kinda ugly
>>154094521world class cringehe will never be AMX
>>154094855
>>154102277If nobody is hurt in any way, then there cannot be any crime.
>>154102059Literally me when doing a flying lap over "Cote D'Azur" with a Fusca/Beetle in GT4
Circuit Gilles Deleuze
>>154102127Safety.
Takuma Scato
sooooo funny, they were doing a thing in japan i think 04 for the spanish tv, and there was a japanese kid there and alonso said, look a sato kid
>>154102395>>154102406https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2X9wBPyLcs
>>154099233Ugh, I didn't know they went to that same pozzed intro in Super Formula.
>>154101978kek
We now remember peak F1 broadcast intros, before pozzed twink reality TV posturing.https://youtu.be/J24nk30EL14?si=aMchqFLvpWLHIzph
>>154101978>Droid attack line is unchangedLmao
>>154102547fuji tv still uses this theme though
>>154102574I wouldn't know. I'm only allowed to view what Apple TV and Liberty Media allow me to view. With ads. Even though im paying for it. Because liberty. And freedom. And the six million.
imagine gimi
>>154102613Damn it, now I want a Magnum bar and a Coke.
>>154102602I hope you canceled that apple subscription since there's over a month with no races
>>154102613
>>154102629right: 1st year at ferrari: championleft: 7 years at ferrari. No championships, and not even any memorable races to his name.
>>154102620Actually I did, yeah, but it's a permanent cancelation.>shitty app>ads>fake, artificially induced overtakes>ads>broadcast feed is even worse than before with driver quotes popping up during the race>ads>commentary team is still a bunch of slurping chattermouths who won't stop talking for five seconds>ads>SUPERCLIPPING!!zomgBAZINGA>adsI'm not going to continue paying for this shit.
>>154102639france 2022 was pretty memorable
>>154102691
>>154102700
>>154102639his suffering is iconic though
if gimi ever meets leo Im gonna shit cum from my nose
>>154102783it seems like Kimi isn’t into faggy dogs
>>154102783
>>154102523Even MotoGP of all things got one of those, since 2022 I guess
For me, it's chadders
>>154102819there is no animal greater than the schäfer
>>154102890Hip issues, though.
Dogs have a good tast... er, I mean, I have a good taste for dogs btw desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsEZCW3Lz90
>>154100465His backshot is absolute cinema.
>>154102059>>154102081WAVE TO THE PEOPLE, BLOW THEM KISSES!
>>154102639Silverstone 19, Monza 19, Monza 24
>>154102059Really gives me the twink urge to buy a 600 and do the same shit.
>>154102972Nice product placement.
>>154102783>>154103095fakestibut calm down anyway
>>154103095Nigger Manserr
>>154103134
they aint nail that nigga to the cross for you to be wildin
>>154102059Barbie car, Barbie boy
>>154103217if you don't sin, then jesus died in vain
my god, this season is shit
>>154103434Yes but keep in mind: Only one more F1 slurper until we see AMD AMX at the N24.
>>154094941>reduce maximum rechargeso less power?>increase the power of super clippingSo more boost?>unrestricted use of active aerodynamicsShitshow that will cause more accidentsFucking terrible
>>154103434
>>154103613business idea: active aero on at all times. would make these mickey mouse cruiseboxes be at the limit of the grip, we could again see who can take Pouhon, degners etc. the fastest
>>154103717Except that bazingaclipping would still slow the cars down for fast turns.>bazingaclipping on at all timesNow that would be entertaining.
>>154103613>>unrestricted use of active aerodynamics>Shitshow that will cause more accidentsbut thats a good thing
>>154103749You can only superclip every other lap unless you come into the pits which act as a "recharge zone" complete with stupid reaction graphics on the TV and male cheerleaders doing dance moves along the rooftops of the garages.
>>154103756I like racing, not demolition derby
>>154098833Selina Bentz?
>>154103822we had f-duct
>>154103850>Selina BentzWho? Any relation to Carl and Bertha?
>>154103749>>154103768I hate that superclipping is a thing. What made up mickey mouse bullshit F1 became. I knew these new regs would be hit or miss, but i didn't expect all miss REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
not a thing
>>154103822i like watching crashes happen, spices up the race with dnfs, safety cars, potential championship ramifications, etc
>>154103988>not a thingFor F1 it is my ESL VPN user
>>154104046Jalopnik still exists? How many times do those fags have to go bust and be sold off?
>>154103934>mickey mouseBrought to you by Stefano Domickeycali.
>>154104053>Jalopnik still exists?And here I thought my day couldn't possibly get any shittier.
>>154100285>that checo picHe looks old as fuck, reminds me of that meme pic about him being given the final warning by redbull in 2043 or something.
There are no good f1 liveries this seasonBring back yellow cars and tobacco sponsorship
>>154104046fake word for a fake sport
>>154104091>Domickeycali.but he isnt irish, HMMMM>>154104053>>154104111Its a real shame it didnt die forever when HH killed gawker
>>154104165>fake word for a fake sportI agree with both, hence why it annoys me>superclipping is a thingyou cousinfucking goatshagger
>>154102059if i was him i would be maximum autistic about all the tire marks i left on the track in my f1 car while im casually driving around.
>>154104161Those must cause unbearable back pain?
am talking to another person now and just got a new crushwhat are some races for this feel?
>>154104208There are volunteers that help empty and carry them.
>>1541042292024 Belgian GP because it was won by a cheating faggot
>>154104192your insults are weak and off mark, sorry
Going to McDonald's. Anyone want anything?
>>154104304>your insults are weak and off mark, sorryKWAB
>>154104305I want that helmet.
>>154104331this country died long before yours was born, and the fakest thing of all in this thread is not superclipping, but this flag that was half-assed by some spanish bureaucrat. your insults are weak and off mark
>>154104370>>154104322also, i clicked the wrong post to reply
>>154104370You sent that PASTA MUNCHER FLYING
>>154104374For a second I thought you were making a joke about Zeon.
>>154104305a bbq zinger, thanks
Grand Prix in: 29 days, 23 hours, 23 minutes, 10 seconds
>>154104548
>cutfags arguing
>>154102127hang himself when he loses the unloseable wdc
ollie drought
https://youtu.be/lJWjdc0DFFIIt's Good Friday yall
>>154104305yeah four double whopper cheeses and 10 pieces of hot and spicy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K7uaaet3Z8
>>154104305>>154104652and fucken hurry up with it. i'm hungry
>>154104548I had low expectations for this season but it's almost impressive how well formulated this is to kill the sport. The most depressing weekend, that was so revealing even normies are getting disillusioned, and then a literal month to simmer on it with nothing to look forward to but one of the most disliked tracks. And then another three week break after that!
>fake gimi wins the WDC, thus taking the record of youngest ever WDC from seb and breaking it (probably permanently) by like 4 years>NARB gets perma-kwabbedDo we like this deal?
>>154104731>least delusional medshitter
>>154104738*taps the WDC leaderboard*
>>154104719reminder that once aston fix their car stroll will take the wdcand also stroll WILL be mogging max bigly at the open 24/7 burgerking
>>154094792Who are these people?
>>154104750>doesn't realize Kimi is going to violently shit the bed for the middle third of the seasonkek
>>154104770The future of f1
>>154104731>>154104750>>154104794but yes, I would take that deal. I would also find it very funny if that is the pathway to Max staying in F1 by stealing George's seat for next year.
>>154104731id take it because itd be funny to see the tifosis reaction to an italian winning the wdc before ferrari
>>154104794this. cunt was tearing up while still racing and nearly fucked it all up in shang hai. i have more faith in ferrari getting it together than andrea antonelli maintaining his composure for even half a season
>>154104730F1 must die in order to get rid of him
>>154104866>stealing George's seat for next year.Levels of exposure exclusive to British Mercedes drivers
name my band
>>154105148la tour eiffel
>>154105148pin verschoor on the lauer
>>154105148pæu-joe
>>154104305I want your ass
>>154105148guy on the right is paki
>>154102059Meanwhile Mr. Frank of the Cola variety:
this thread is going down like an A-10.
>>154105274where i'm from only thieves and vagrants run on the road
>>154105274franco colapinto é pobre
>>154105218Your racial phenotyping calibration is off saar>>154105274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la2pDFPWVo0
Reminder that the current MarioShart-tier regs just exist because Audi is too retarded to develop their own MGU-H, forcing all other teams to handicap their engines to get down on Audi's level
>>154105328That's partially true, but if they had covered the 15%~20% loss of power from its removal with a slight increase of the maximum fuel flow to the ICE (instead of going full retard and changing the ratio from 70%/30% to 50%/50% forcing teams to have the ICE charge the battery hard as fuck so the MGU-K can reach at least 45%) then the regs would have still been fine enough even with a simpler engine.
>>154105294Where you're from is only thieves and vagrants
>>154105218>paki this paki thatcan you guys just nuke each other already? and send a few to the rest of the middle east while you're at it
>>154105218Is the concept of "tanning" really that foreign to indians?
>>154105294the thirdie yearns to impede vehiclesim not joking tvj did a two night segmentthe sidewalk is cancer
>>154105477grimi
>>154105027can't rape the willing btw
might fuck around and do grren curry pasta
>>154102059>500sudddenly i dont hate narb so much anymore
>>154102059Phwoar, imagine what a head on collision with a lorry would do to it
>>154105148verschoor and dead weights
>>154105148Massive Seat Insert
>>154105480gimi
>>154105670dori is so smol that even a seat insert might not be enough for her to reach the pedals + see over the wheelcan you install seat rails in a racing car>
>>154105701sadDAMN
why can't f1 cars look this nice
>>154105485Is that Hamilton?That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Hamilton screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Hamilton and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Hamilton, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That nigga Hamilton stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>154105745Because muh sponsors.
>>154105745f1 cars never had paint jobs like thatthey only have base color with some accents
sophia and I got engaged (in my thoughts)
>>154105760real>>154105956Finnanon will not be pleased
>>154106004>he thinks there's only one
did fuck arounddid eat my green curry pasta<formuler first driver (temporary??) max verlastname to kanke it f1 related im allowed to post pictures its an imageboard
>>154106059why's it green then?
>>154106064ancient thai secret curry folded 1000 timeswe simply enjoy
>>154106089awright
>>154102059Bro has zero aura even in a cool car
I'm also eating a green sauce thing on grain, but it's pork verde on rice. F1 related because the Aston is a green pig.
>>154106232hadn't saved this one before, thanks anon
>>154106248sounds mexican
>>154106248spic food mentioned
>>154106262>>154106270To be clear, while I enjoy cooking Mexican food, I am not very much not one. picrel
>>154106340to be clear it sounds nice and i will not be submitting an anonymous tip
>>154106340>I am not very much not oneSo you are one then?
>>154106340>hey chef>sir?>cook up something tasty>yes sir>and chef?>yes sir?>make it look like diarrhea>sir
>>154106340That looks disgusting, anon.
>>154106340poo poo and rice
>>154106254i feel like i should share my gimi folder sometime before i die
>>154106358>>154106361ay dios mio!>>154106377my version looks better and it tastes really good, I swear>>154106365>>154106384you need to see a doctor if your poop looks remotely like that
>>154106436well yeah anon, my poop doesn't look like that. but i don't have diarrhea. diarrhea looks like that, which if sustained over several days should definitely be referred to a doctorwhat's your point? stop posting diarrhea you degenerate
>>154106365>>154106377>>154106384absolute cookletsmock them, childrenthey deserve it throw unripe tomatoes
>>154106462i'm no stockade enthusiast, but i'm pretty sure you want to throw overripe tomatoes, rather than unripe, because they're extra juicy, and possibly rotten, and will cause maximum disgust
>>154106486no i want maximum density to cause head injuries.
>>154106494well you should just shoot bullets then if you really want to optimize
>>154106494Why don't you throw a rock then nigga?
>>154106507we dont want to kill them we just want to make them think twice about cooking poorlyits the marco method
crying is your choice
>>154106518how do you make them think thrice, quadrice, and quintice? more beatings?
>>154106531youre stuck in the physicalmarco has shown that that mental warfare produces the best results
>>154106554sounds like rape
>>154106531It's like risotto, you add ladles of beating periodically as the previous one is absorbed.
>>154106575of the mind which is not regulated
>>154106586well in that case, spread those synapses bitchboy *unzips metacock*
>>154106598*authors note meta was cumstered in early 2026
we're still gonna kill you valebros
>>154106768go eat load buddy
>>154106797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viYNR7w4WfY
AhhhhhI LOVE DUTCH RACISMALL MY HOMIES LOVE DUTCH RACISMFUCK AMSTERDAM
https://youtu.be/UyP9Ey8T9Qci simply choose to ignore itf1 was never real
Relationship with Filipina gone downhillI'm a guy in my late 20s (in USA) been in a relationship with a late 20s filipina (in Philippines) for a few months. We traveled in person in Philippines and nearby countries: Malaysia, Thailand, Singapore. I currently have a remote job that allows me to work abroad. She also has a remote job with client in USA, but pay is low in US dollars (but middle class in Philippines).I usually pay for 95% of expenses during our travels and do the planning. I am fine with that, but I do expect her to follow my lead. Lately, I noticed more of her complaining about not getting what she wants. Sometimes she sees things she wants (food, souvenirs) or like a massage/spa and I say no. I say yes to a lot of things, but times I say no because I don't view it as necessity. Traveling is already expensive. She would become sassy or throw a tampo or raise her voice at me. If I raise my voice, she would accuse me of being aggressive. She often mentions she needs and wants to be independent.Next trip I am having her pay about 1/3 of the total expenses. Which she agreed. This relationship is getting more annoying. I do like her, but I don't want a woman who goes against me. I feel she is getting less grateful about the experiences and things I have provided. I am quite concerned if I marry her, and she comes to USA and gets a regular $50k-$100k job, she would feel way more empowered and we will be fighting a lot more.
>>154107040i cant read all that shitpost it during business hours
>>154107040>sex tourist annoyed the woman fucking him for his passport was actually fucking him for his wallet all along
>>154107040is this pasta? I generally am amazed how these flip/american relationships are always built on the most shallow personalities. You both sound like crappy people who use each other for your own goals and needs.
>>154105745because as time marches on, everything goes to shit
>>154107080>is this pasta?You really need to ask?The opening line ending without a period should have made it obvious that it was stolen directly from a reddit post
No vrooms tonight? OK THEN!
>>154105745I'm sure that enormous as fuck badge on the front won't cause any performance issues.
>>154107405Super Formula (the SUPERIOR open wheel motorsport) this weekend and Race 1 in 2 bongs you moron.
>>154107452*farts in ur face*
>all the engine split changes are expected to be for 2027 onwardThe only way that's not total ass is if they drop the electrical all together (giving teams time to adjust is reasonable), or if they go back to the old splits but with v8s or something.If they just change the split to like 60:40 but don't do it until next season, they're fucking retarded.Honestly, at this point, just dropping the electrical all together and running essentially f3 cars would be better.
>>154105745That car doesn't even look nice.
AIEEEEEEEEEE MASI THIS IS TOO DANGEORUS >>154097289
>>154108069>only woman driver has already KWABed herself three laps into the season
>ynr colapiss
>yjk
Dey do be like dat
What sort of height could he get with a solid bean powered brap?
>>154108069this is kinowhat an absolute shitshow
>>154105745that looks like slop too, 90s were peak F1 liveries and group c everything after is shit
>>154106050TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
i dont rate kubica
>>154108802piss in my mouth
>>154108802TMSS
>>154103434And their current solution is to make it worse.
how would you convince someone who is on the gayish side of life and from a wealthy family and very feminine to watch formula 1? like what race would you show to him?
>>154109525spa 2021
>>154109525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QJ-N-AQJYc
amx
>>154107489>Honestly, at this point, just dropping the electrical all together and running essentially f3 cars would be better.There is wars all over the world simply because someone can't admit that he was wrong. Asking FOM to back out is like waging war against them. Shit's about to get even worse.
>>154108802>>154109568go eat load
how you doing
Why don't they just replace these cars with f1a cars for the rest of the season?
im doing fine and u?
long night, i need to put order on my drives, i spent so much time looking for some things
how about a little nap?
no, in fact i was going to take a shower and buy a monster to not fall asleep
if u are about to drink some monster then let's go hit the gym
>>154109637>no hybrid engines>no drs/boost/other memes>equal machinery for everyoneAre you trying to kill F1? Think about Honda and Audi. Stop being racist. You're hurting the environment. Do you want to destroy the world?
>>154109741no
>kicks hole through wall of your venue>can't file a complaint because his fans are autistically deranged
>medshitters can't blame poowey for the shitting of asston shartin because then their delusion of kwablonso hanging on against all odds against vettel's red bull rocketship disintegrates
The first Formula 1 World Driver Champion
>>154109768You're being super disrespectful right now. I refuse to participate in this thread until you leave.
good that he left, i wasnt going to anwser any questions while he was here
I never left.
Hadjar and Lawson as the Red Bull line-up in 2027 is not bad. They have enough experience and they were good together in 2025.
>>154109977based
>>154109912except jones is the last world champion of driverspiquet is the first fia formula one world champion
>>154094521>Stroll's gonna do a GT World Challenge Europe Endurance Cup, this weekend>this weekendapologiesapologies all aroundit's next weekend
time for a new thread this one's stale
time for a new formula this one's stale
Business idea: v10 engines
>>154094521>Cumtoyou.
>>154110121unacceptable, /f1/ needs quality bakes
>>154094970Would audi rage quit if v10 announced?
>>154110405absolutely, and i will be around to their factory to help them pack their bags
>>154109768Based Max checking structural integrity of the building while the shoddy craftsmen seethe about being exposed for their poor work.
>>154110356
>>154096787Wtf? She sunbathe 24/7?
>>154098833She likes the bogdanoff look
Apparently this is Federica Masolin’s long term replacement as Sky Italia host (Federica can’t host the show anymore because she’s pregnant for the 2nd time in 3 years)
time for a new jamaican this one's stale
>>154099233Juju any good?Gamui not retired?Where's the wrc guy?
>>154099244Nips coulthard
>>154110494>40+ lvl pregnancyA U T I S MUTISM
>>154110366exactly>>154110379it is what it is>>154110494is that one the same as this one? booba anywayalso federica should done that literally 20 years ago, the old bitch
>>154110588Oh no, the child will have a 1.5% risk of being autistic instead of 1%.
>>154105274Why is he running on the road?
>>1541095612021 was 21 years ago
nano's child name reveal
>>154110710what a shit name, maybe he deserves the permanent nerve damagenot a big fan of calling the kids like the parents, but that was a much better alternative
>>154110710Leonardo would have sounded so much better.
Federica should be having my children
>>154110788>that extension
>>154110788well, she's notso what are you going to do about it?
>>154110710>named after a fucking dog
>>154110788>renWoah woah pal, slow down a minute, it took all that while to pop one out, I don't think there's space for a plurality of them
>>154110788Hard agree.>tfw ywn creampie federicaFeels bad man
>>154110797Dog leo is short for leopold
>>154110788Sophia should be having my children.Is she still motor racing?(Failing that, Daddario)
>>154110838motor racing more like motor boating
>>154109768He's inspecting the pillar.It's an earthquake country
>>154110710leoverse expands
>>154110494with the same guy or?
she waited 40 years to be inseminated by the right manshe can't stop now.
>>154111090The “right man” was Leclerc btwHe was unwilling but he forced the life juice out of him
I hate that dog
I love that dog
>Emely de Heus (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈeːməli də ˈɦøːs]; born 10 February 2003) is a Dutch racing driver. She currently competes for ID Racing in the Porsche Carrera Cup Germany series. De Heus is best known for her two seasons racing in F1 Academy for MP Motorsport.>As of 2026, De Heus is currently pregnant with her first child.[5]
>>154111090I could've been the right man
>>154111158too old
>>154111158Fucking women.>"I'm committed to my racing career!">meets guy with money>shits her body and gets pregnantThey're literally all wholesome using motorsport as an exposure platform.
>>154110710>LeonardReally, Nando?
>>154111158>born 2003That's a child. Where's the outrage?
It’s frustrating that the following drivers are single and childless:>Carrie Schreiner>Sophia Floersch>Fabienne WohlwendIs it a coincidence that they are all native German speakers?
>>154111214it is not
>>1541112132003 was 30 years ago
>>154111213If it makes it better, the father of the child isn’t having anything to do with her and she’s going to be a single mum
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