victoire
My penguins ):
/KRAK/
>>154097193Habbies bro Goalfield is gonna do it
Ersson was not the reason we lost, y'all. For the first 40 minutes we could blame the refs but that entire 3rd period is on Risto and Sanheim 100%.Risto had that god awful jump in center ice which lead to the best American scorer of this generation to snipe it for goal 3. Then Sanheim turns it over and Risto just can’t stop the scorer from putting it in the back of the net. At worst it should’ve been 2-2 OT.It was just a pathetic showing from that pair in the 3rd and it’s infuriating due our offense being the best it’s looked all year in terms of shots and plays. The thing we can take away from this game is that Tyson, Zegras, and Martone are the definite futures of this team. Mich was dog shit tonight and frankly it’s gonna be interesting to see how he plays next season for us. He needs to bounce back. But Martone is gonna be that guy for us 100%.
>Bombston?exploded>Sabresrattled
Is "soft pussys" a real /hoc/ term or just one schizophrenics spam?
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
my debbies :)
>>154097214It's been here long than you. Deal with it.
my bruins will never defeat the kitties :(
>>154097211I hate reddit posting so much.
Bedard doesnt even have a 100 point season yet. He is a total bust
Tonight has been a sick joke at the expense of Detroit
>garypuck>luckswing>college luckswing>floorsqueak>college floorsquakthere's too much slop to watch at once I hate this time of year
TUSKS UP
gg detroit :(
>>154097235Celebrini is twice the zoomer Bedard was supposed to be
It’s upTotal possible points each team can get in the nhl eastern conference playoff race. Note this doesn’t include teams that basically have a 100% chance to make it> Canadiens112>bruins106>penguins 104>senators102>red wings102>islanders101>flyers 100>blue jackets100
anyone here /Our Sennies/18f btw
my bolts!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
>>154097226especially because they won't be seeing them in the playoffs ;)
>>154097259Cunts
You can only post ITT if your team has clenched a playoff spot
>>154097270Shut your fucking cunt, lady
>>154097211>the best American scorer of this generation@grok is this true?
>>154097270i got my bussy clenched around you
>>154097261There is some silver lining
bedsy's first SOG got mcdavid shaking
>>154097261Which team, kitties or bombston? (answer is both)
Skinner's tides got ripped
>>154097270but only 2 teams have
>>154097270Think my Bolts may be able to tonight.
shitlovs would've let in 11 by the 2nd period
I actually wanna play this shit. How do I set up emulator on my smart tv? Just give me the name of the emulator
>>154097302Sad
my nuckies are fierce
Celebrini is less than 30 points behind Bedard's career total while playing a year less and he's nearly 40 points ahead of him this season.
>>154097310>>154097310>>154097310>>154097310>>154097310
>>154097321bedbussi's jaw got broke though...
>>154097270clinch THIS
My Golden Torts play tonight!
lmao the Wilds celebrating the North Stars. The team that got the fuck out of Minnesota to win a cup
fuck it I'll do it in the morning
>>154097341against the flim flams who tortellini tried to fight that one time
>>154097323based hulkamaniac dropping the leg
>>154097341I believe
>>154097321celebrini has no swag though
Huomenta but the opposite
>still seething about the Wild.go to bed softpusy-wannabe.
>>154097374such luscious lips
>>154097374but celebrini has more gay sex
>>154097379
Heated Rivalry watchers OUT
>>154097393This
Are you all excited for gary's 84-game seasons?
>>154097410i love more shit games i love israel
>>154097410Of course. The more hockey the better.
>>154097410Only if they are shortening the preseason
>>154097410NO, I want more teams>Houston>Atlanta>San Diego>Kansas City >Memphis >Portland, OR>Portland, ME>Jacksonville
>>154097410the nhl should just go full mlb and have 200 games or something
Gary had 84 game seasons in the 90s and it was everything
>>154097374Celebrini somehow has a dating history and multiple rumors about him. Bedard, unfortunately, is a documented basic bitch hockey boy with no idea how to talk to girls.also baldHe'd unironically do better if he switched to dudes.
>>154097361Norm green did nothing wrong
*scores*
>>154097209/krak/
>>154097444Maybe Victoria and Quebec City as well?
>>154097447he was peak handsome then too
>>154097459I thought he fled the town because he did too many rapes, sort of old-timey bad guy style
>>154097464we don't need anymore canadian teams
>>154097444>Kansas CityI shit on those meth heads and I hope Mahomes never plays a full season again
>>154097464Actually, they are my headquarters finalist for NHL2 >I really think NHL2 might be the only way Gary can expand more teams, and also keep them
>>154097489based.
>>154097463do u think they will make the playoff(s)
True, we need more dust belt teams
>>154097491Gary should just buy the AHL and call it the NHL2
>>154097410whatever makes gary happy
>>154097495hope not, but it's a possibility
>>154097310>>154097323Don't bother. The gameplay is shit. The camera is following the ball all the time.I'm using https://www.snes9x.com/
>>154097480He raped the fans on the way out, kek>>154097491If you tank, you get relegated to NHL 2
the next team should be in gary, indiana and it should be called gary
>>154097494Draft time soon bro
>>154097408Crosby sent a detailed powerpoint to the producers
>>154097516they can share an arena with the bears.
historians now call the days rapey wasnt posting the golden age of /hoc/
>>154097516The Gary Garys
>>154097512Cool. Thanks. I'll give that a try. Maybe I'll just play donkey kong country instead.
>>154097495nope :)
>the Gary, IN Bettmans
darnell nurse hat trick incoming
krak'd
SEATTLEKRAKENSSSSSKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154097529No one is saying that
can't believe my lightning are becoming another dynasty as we speak
gotta make quick use of tonight get those points vegas
it's skinner bro...
>>154097544
my caufield...49 buts...
CONNOR MCDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVIDdoesn't score or do anything but I bet you thought he did before reading the rest
>>154097577I bet you're a fake scar poster during playoffs
>laffs
>>154097209>>154097463Steps to make the playoffs:1. Smoke krak2. Fuck a krak-whore3. Party in the krakhouse
>>154097568he edged the rags
>>154097582Protip, only trust a finnish flag for scar posting
OLD ass nigga still got itCUP CHAMPS SOON
>>154097410Yeah should have happened a while ago
>>154097542https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z617jjbj1DYjust a few tweaks needed>named for gary bettman of national hockey fame
>>154097444Shut the fuck up Gary
>>154097552cope im a degreed historian
>>154097587You forgot to krak open a cold one :D
>>154097587>>154097587>>154097587>>154097587
he's off the schneid with that one
>>154097567this is photoshopped his head is way wider than that
>>154097577when you're being mean to mcdavid, you're being mean to this connor
>>154097587They either make the ploffs and I get an extra 4 games if krakposting, or they don't and the retards running this shit team might actually do something
>>154097444Fuck off Gary
knights are on bros
>>154097587>S O Y WOO
my dead wings will most certainly be missing the playoffs and "stevie why" the prince of sweden himself will be seeking employment in the offseasonBET ME
OILIES ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>154097629IT'S KNIGHT TIME you mean
you now remember travis moen
>EAT LE BUTTWhat did they mean by this?
>>154097544darnell nurse point!
>>154097620
>>154097665that ducks fourth line was very good
Blink 182 sucks
bedard needs to play with a guy like brock boeser
>>154097676his head looks like a penis that is dribbling pre cum
My penguins need to win 3 more games
>>154097613The only thing you have a degree in is deoderant
>>154097696pop punk general newfag
>>154097696fuck you
>>154097698Can’t imagine how cool that’d be for Bedard to play with a guy he grew up idolizing.
>>154097661hart just got scored on on the fumes second shot he's just like my hill
>>154097707Source?
>>154097717i started him on my fantasy team. sorry.
>>154097717it warms the cockles of my heart that sharter fart is still in the league
>>154097731kind reminder Scorey Perry organized the gangbang
>>154097207
It’s up
Are the Habs good?
>>154097743no but they released a photo of her
>>154097752Yeah
Sweet Caroline is a trash song
>>154097755my wife :)
>>154097755that's bedard in drag. stop lying.
>>154097743Crystal Magnum
>>154097746dog
>>154097622The rest of his face grew to match his nose
>>154097768okay fine heres the real perpetrator
>>154097785>The Winnipeg Jets
>canucks were legitimately playing like retards on purpose will the league do anything? this team is way better than the fucking mammoth
>>154097794post my femme colehavent had a fap since January
>>154097783good job!
>>154097764By far the shittiest one is countryroads
>>154097806
these oilniggas are psychopathshow are you up 2 goals and you're still trying to kill their goalie
>>154097810Happy 4th of July!
Nice save from Vejmelka
>>154097808>this team is way better than the fucking mammothin what universe
>>154097818YesFuck that song too
>>154097491diluting the sport needs to stop
>>154097831There was another real nice shot of him after one of his goals with two blonde bitties fawning over him
>>154097837Happy Chinese New Year!!>FIRE HORSE, BITCHES!!!
Who has the pic of the Stars fans saluting Gary?
>>154097852the tardiverse
>>154097808Are Canadians legally bound to be retarded or something? This is why you have to have people like Patrik Allvin to run your franchises. To do a rebuild correctly, to get the 1st or 2nd pick. Not like Calgary or Toronto being mid in a rebuild year.
2027 is our year
>>154097862
>>154097866planet retard finna in the verse
>>154097878
>>154097875The statistical data trends tend to disagree with you, muh lad >but, you do you, I guess, I dunno
>>154097888CheckedWhoa
>>154097871Allvin is getting fired as soon as the Canucks land the 1st overall pick. Can’t afford to have him pick a Swedish bust over Mckenna.
HARTMAN SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!
>>154097888Dyan would never
Utah is rightful Canadian clay
Fuck Quinn Hughes.
the utah mammary glands
*wins*
>>154097902McBust will be as much of a bust as the Fraudlunda bust. At least the latter has a WJC gold medal.
>clinch 32nd overall >start competing against "contenders"Foote is actually a good coach??
>>154097888>dallis
>>154097923the utah tah-tahs
Gus Bus played 59:18 of a perfect game.
>>154097938KWAB just snap the stick you bitch
>>154097913Just a part of New Alberta, home of the Rocky Mountains
SEATTLEKRAKENSSSSSSSKKKKKKKAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I doubt McMann wants to re-sign
Just heard the news.
SAVVY HATTY WATCH!!
the edmonton goylers
my graf :)
welcome to gary's league
Knights slowly dropping out the playoffs
>>154097966We're gonna get 3rdNo way Gary lets Vancouver get 1st, especially with mckenna being a potential generational player.We had to cheat to get bure
>>154097968Very nice, HOWEVER...
>4:20 left in the firstlol
>>154097963but mcmann and mccann are a match made in heaven
>>154098004I could go for a McDouble tonight
>>154097994Flames are getting him as a reward for building the new arena
Greetings /hoc/
>>154097988fumes suck kek
>/hoc/>For those who seek to see the puck
>>154098037Just like my knights
>>154098027That dude right there? Olympic Gold Medalist, but you wouldn't be able to tell just looking at his bald spot
can't see the puck
>>154098053when matthews finally goes fully bald he's going to score 90 goals
>>154098060Can't see your smol pp
MARNER SCAAAAARRRR
>jackets are actually going to miss the postseason
>>154098038Goalies are chosen because they can see the puck. This is why they always suck, half of then have no interest in hockey they're just pressed into service because nobody else can even see it
>>154098070don't really miss him tbdesu
>>154098087>small market>loyal fanbase >hockey culture you guys are fucked
>>154098066I think he should shave it bald the next time the Laffs get the ploffs.. uh.. >Yeah, shave the head bad and leave the beard.. if they ever go back
>>154098092I read ALL of this
>:(
he was probably thinking of dilly who has no milly
>>154098015I have a gift card and a stack of coupons that i'm itching to use. But i'm a bit mad at them, because they used to include "2 can dine" coupon where you could buy any 2 regular value meals for cheap, but the new coupons exclude the quarter pounder combo, which is what I usually buy with the coupons.
The ads in this game are unreal. Racemixing (bmwf, of course), domi thirst trap underwear, some balding basedlennial telling an Indian about the nhl playoffsThe white man's time is over
>>154098044cope the knights rule we won the cup recently
>>154098132Only regards watch commercials
>>154098113absolutely heartbreaking
PREDDITORS SCARRRRRR
>>154097966WELL I JUST HEARDTHE NEWS TODAYIT SEEMS MY LIFEIS GOIN' TO CHANGE
>>154098171PTTTTTTTUH OHPOOPY BRIEFS
>>154098171stupid sexy skinner
>>154098112as it was meant
Did the Maple Jeets finally understand that they have to lose to be bottom 5 and get this years 1st round draft pick?
Today was a good day.
>>154098189go back
I watch the tkachuk brothers podcast
kraken are not currently losing
UH OH STINKYPREDDITORS 2-0
>>154098145This kid needs to have sex
Not only can I see the puck, but I can also see the players hair follicles
>>154098200i like brady the most he seems retarded enough to fit in here /ourguy/
>>154098181BUSINESS IDEA:pucks composed of clear urethane >clear pucks are the future, Gary, fill 'em full of disco lights and sell ';em to the kids, Gary
>>154098224Diabolical
>>154098232dont reply to him retard
>154098224looks like someone needs another raping
>>154098224and the more skuft they get the more they'll look like the ice. and the fresh ones that are crystal clear will be injuring children because when they try to catch them over the glass they'll get hit in the face all the time
Tbg raped Mitch we have to give him that
>>154098207could never be macklin and his childhood friend gf
>>154098224your thoughts on your loss to bud?
how about they put one of those little hot pink flags on the puck like the ones construction workers use to mark gas lines and stuff
my canesies are in the playoffs
>>154098265seggs
>>154098274Eat cock Randall
neon zebra lisa frank puck
>>154098261NOOOOThat's why they have disco lights in there, so you can see 'em>also they have an audio speaker for shits and giggles
Thoughts on mitches loss to tbg?
>>154098274eat rock candy
Tbg got Mitch so worked up he doxxed himself lol
>>154097878>>154097888BASED
>>154098280cope and sneedthis is /our year/
Planning a parade (not a gay one), everyone is free to join
>>154098243I do what I want pal
willy ekky and keify sherwy
The Toronto Maple Leafs
EKLUND SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR3-0LETS GO SHORKS
this nigga nurse hasn't put an own goal in 2 games and suddenly he thinks he's paul coffey
>>154098332thoughts on his skin color?
sharks!!!
JUST TOOK A MARNER
>>154098303Mitch had to get on the witness protection service cause he got scared of TBG and told on himself
MARNER SCAAAAAAR
I’m sorry but marner is gay
>>154098361feces doesn't have a sexual orientation
>>154098376Yes they do if you're from Toronto
>torontophilia
Finland used to be apart of Russia
Jarry's net, Jarry's rules
>>154098397sweden too kwab
This season is literally just gravy, already way ahead of my expectations and they either get a taste of the playoffs or another lottery pick. You can see how good they will be in a few years already, Celebrini is going to lead us to glory. WAGMI Sharksbros
>>154098397>>154098413I'm impressed, you know history!
>>154098305To lose in the second round vs our penguins (:
>giving toronto a pp for jumping on a twink
>>154098420Just need real defense and a competent coach and the future will be truly set.
uh oh, Saint Joe>uh oh
>>154098434>he thinks that his pongs will beat the team whose help he was desperate for to stave off the jackies this weekgrim
Tohn Javares
I'm glad Johnny Pajamas chained himself to this sinking ship.Judas.
>>154098430im a history teacher
>>154098485Johnny Gaudreau didn’t deserve that fate
>>154098284I think you're onto something anon
>>154098485Isles fans should be thankful that he left since if he didn't they would likely not end up with Schaefer
>>154098491God took the wrong John
>>154098485still one of the best hockey games I've ever seen and I'm not even an islesfag
>>154098470he owes the CRA $8M + interest (KWAB)
>>154098496My Vision>alert Gareth and anoint me in consecrated oils and once
>>154098498>godis that what we're calling sean higgins now?
>>154098501We don't need you :)
Never draft anyone that goes by the name John they’ll stab you in the back
>>154098497I don't give a shit about the Islels, I just don't like betrayers.
oooooooooooooooooooh mamarlade
>>154098501WHERE'S YOUR JAMMIES
>>154098508kino game
drunk but not really feeling it
fuck you refs
>so far> ABSOLUTELY NO OVER TIMES TONIGHT https://youtu.be/xo9vf9YmrqA
>>154098536being a referee is a thankless job
Wtf happened laffsbros Stolarz was supposed to lead us to a cup, I even told everyone to stay afraid
>>154098545Do zoomer even wear this brand anymore
>>
No more skinner dinner :(
>>154098507trb has been calling him that for the past 1.5 years
>>154098534same cruised on a happy dad 22oz and Evan Williams and you
>>154098557What the hell is a zoomer?
>>154098553good
>>154098571Everyone born after 1995
>>154098568Drinking some a mickeyb and a half of some shit called iceberg vodka I only have 3 shots left and am gonna have to save em if I want a proper buzz when I fall asleep. Thank goodness for this bag of dope.
>>154098574*97
>>154098574Try 2003 pal
>>154098586To 2012
dustin wolf is washed
>>154098564From Ontario I've never heard of pizza 73
>>154098599Flames ruined him this season
>>154098581yeah I'm putting a vape on top haha won't be tired until 7am haha
>>154098574cope I'm a 1993 zoomer and I'm sticking to it because millennials are scum and I am absolutely not one of them
>>154098604It's literally Pizza Pizza. Like literally the same company. The same pizza.
zoomer general'06 checking in
>>154098586>>154098593Ohnonono>>154098612>33 year old zoomer
>>154098606Hang in there bro!
>using calendars and arithmetic to decide who your arch nemesis happens to be Generation X is based, because my enemies are Reagan and Nixon, and they're already dead
I don't liked Cowan. A lot of ego coming from that boy even when he was in the O.Someone needs to give him a blast headfirst into the boards.
Vegas is horrible theyre losing lol
One time I got a Pizza 73 dipping sauce and I was like what the FUCK
i'm old enough to remember jeff cowan, the brabarian
pizza 69
>>154098638True it’s fire
>losing 0-2 to the Predatorslol what the fuck are they dewing
>>154098627Nixon died?
>>154098638>>154098648is it like garlic sauce or what
One time I was asked if I wanted extra foot shavings on my skinner dinner
>>154098655Yup, interned in his own Museum and Library
>>154098656They have like 6 or 7 sipping sauces but I usually get cheddar-jalepeno. It's pretty much nacho cheese. Garlic is probably 2nd choice. Marinara is trash.
>>154098673>sipping saucesdo canadians really
>>>They have like 6 or 7 sipping sauces
>>154098673absolutely would desu
>>154098678Bruh i eat that shit with a spoon when the 'Za runs out
confirmed jalapeno cheddar general
>that American over there is pretending that he's never sipped a barbecue sauce before to test flavor and heat, like that's actually a thing that Americans doSHAME ON YOU, YOUNG MAN
>Murphy's "pass" to Dickinson is just shooting it at his head
Pizza 73 is digusting are you people serious it’s sloppa
TRUNK DOWNTUSKS UPTHAT'S THE WAYWE LIKE TO PUCK
>>154098715What, you're too good for some sloppa, big manGo suck down some kale and dick then
>>154098678>pretending you never got saucecringe at your life
>>154098700They sell that shit at the grocery stores it's so good
>>154098341He came into the league as a RN(Real Nigga) but out of nowhere he transformed into a freak
>>154098758basedi got a bottle of Chick-fil-A sauce at Sam's yesterday just launching it into shot glass
>>154098774SMASH HIM
Golden Torts game is wild, normally the Knighties would be crying 4-0
>>154098797
>not chugging a bottle of Frank's Red Hot as a party starter
Man I miss watching hockey on TSN all the time, I can't stand the Sportsnet niggas, they're all so boring and lifeless
>>154098819Frank's is salty as hell, I'm a Crystal man
The Mammoths have turned the game around.
>>154098818Would sip her sauce
How in the fuck did that puck not go in
>>154098884What is this? Real pwhl marketing?
Stolarz and Ned decided this is going to be a goalie battle now
only 2 games on 2morrow
>>154098935check out the tenth
>turn the sharks game on for 30 seconds >see this
>hoodlums openly tagging the ice with graffiti in vegaswhat has this league come to
>hating on a some faggot film maker cause he keeps it real
>>154098947Sharks are the most woke team in the league. They literally play in the Gay Area.
>>154098942gary hates fridays
predators are decimating the kongs btw
>>154098954This League is real and in your face, and if you don't like it, too bad, cause you love it and you're gonna have some more, damnit
>>154098976why
>>154098989Because the kings are SHIT
>>154098970T G I F> Thank Gary, it's Friday
extinguishing the F L A M E S
>>154098638what are the other numbered pizzas like?
this is retarded drop the fucking puck
>watching ice hockey on a late Thursday evening >>154099026Have you ever fought a kangaroo? What sort of training would you recommend?
>We have a good goal
>>154098962That's not really true. While it's true nobody really gives a shit about sexuality here, the Southbay (or the South Eastbay) really isn't super woke. It's mostly "leave me the fuck alone". Most of the woke shit is North of Palo Alto on the peninsula side and non-black pockets of Oakland and North of that like Berkley.
>>154098810KINOOO
>>154099037agreed
>>154098947Why is this so important in sports. Who cares if you stick your peepee in the stinky.
>>154099048stop posting here
>>154099065no
>>154098954>>154099023>>154099057What the hell is going on over there?
>>154099067you're boring and gay
>telling fags they can't post hereGood luck with that shit, lads
>>154099070players all got together and splooged on the same spot on the ice
I’m glad they’ve been blasting rave music at nuclear volume the entire time they’ve been fixing the ice.
If fags couldn't post here, I'd be the only one left
>>154099074warm streams of urine soaking your boyish locks
what was this stare about?
>>154099082When the plaque ceremony and will Gary be there??
>>154099070they are repairing big hole in the ice
>>154099093>Quinn, take me with you
>>154099084same
I'm at T-Mobile, they finally finished their hack job on the ice
>>154099039roos use fairly unorthodox boxing techniques, so you'll need to work on an mma skillset.
>>154099092
>>154099102How much is a beer at T-Mobile?
>>154099101https://youtu.be/JwZwkk7q25I
I like the sharks
mack using gay lasers to score goals without even having to touch the puck tonight
the marner wave was so intense back then
>>154099123Let’s break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar’s Mountain Dew
the systemis downthe systemis down
>>154099133>I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.
>>154098947Is that the fag who was drafted by the Predators? Amazing how being a fag can make people wanting to do a documentary about you.
for me it's when the linesman yells NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154099142Why did she do it
kid's name is balls kek
>>154099124Me too
>>154099149based me too
>>154099146unfortunately, it's him or lesbians, and nobody cares about irl lesbiansthe real tea would be whoever that player was who had a gay affair with a box official
What if there was a hockey player named Bovius B’Squigniew?
>>154099131And he lost all that killer instinct because Babcock made him make a list.
>>154099152she's a shit starter bro. an instigator
OUR San Jose Sharkies :) elimanted the >laffs>laffs
>>154099174Need someone to eliminate just like my islanders now
>>154099174
>>154099174>it's trueonly based thing the sharks have ever done
>manage to pull within one goal>fucking double minor at the end of the periodthis team never disappoints kek
Hockey players have such protruding and round butts it’s embarrassing
>The Day of the Rake came late Thursday evening on the second of April, with little to no applause
>>154099048True when 4chan went down last year I spent an extended period of time with Sharks Anon in the refugee camp and he was the most racist poster I've ever seen. I'm surprised he can even post in /hoc/ without dropping the word nigger or kike every 30 seconds. He's really racist.
>>154099197it's a hockey-specific phenomenon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hockey_butt
can one of you fags fill me in on the vegas delay thing? I was watching the sharts eliminate the leafs, but I'm tuned in now, a hole in the ice?? wha?
>>154099197That's what built legs will do to your assreally no cure for it cause that's how people are built > Maybe you just have a problem with well-built men, sir...
>Injured?>Adam S. (((Kutner)))>Attorney at """Law""" (jewish law)
>>154099197>>154099206I mean that video of Macklin and Smith playing basketball in their tights has burned itself into my brain. He's like Bob the Builder with Oprah's asshttps://youtube.com/shorts/A_u41rJ5ZN8?si=B0pwgOtcc0dsZcsV
One these days the kraken will beat the mammoths
>>154099197It makes me feel funny inside my pants when I see it >_<
>>154099215Hurt in a car???? Call William Mattar!!!!
>>154099208flames finally heated up so they melted a hole in the ice
>they are still fixing the ice during the commercials
Eichel should try and score one to win the game
>>154099230Fieger LawAll we do is win(All we do is win~)
>>>but I'm tuned in now, a hole in the ice?? wha?
Why did Gary allow Calgary to keep their team instead of beg them to build a new building
>>154099201He sounds like marriage material
>>154099241he likes them because you can't spell calgary without gary
>>154099241Because we’re building a new building
>>154099240blocked>>154099230blocked>>154099239blocked
ethel cain showed her balls on instagram go avs btw
>>154099254>go avs btwblocked
>howden do you do?
why didn't you people tell me that our boy Carter Hart was playing tonight?!?
>>154099215my dad calls him nosferatu
>>154099241Should have moved them to Atlanta and called them the Albertans
>>154099197>>154099206The guys 2 years younger than me at my school had the choice to combine hockey with school in 7-9th grade and they always wore sweatpants with the back tucked into their socks and we used to call them duckbutts when they walked around. We also used to lay up the ping pong ball to each other so we could smash them out in round table ping pong during lunch breaks and several of them ended up winning Swedish Championships for my team. A couple of them played in the NHL.
>>154099252but what if youre hurt in a carrr in buffalo?
>>154099263Nosferatjew
He would have made a great guest commissioner for a week
>>154099271blocked>>154099283blocked
>For only the second time this season, the Sharks have won a game without Macklin Celebrini getting a point>Sharks are now 2–16–3 when Celebrini doesn't get a pointjust give him the hart already
>>154099263
how is nashville and la just starting the 3rd at 1 am eastern. Finna watch this trash.
>>154099048I dumped a huge piss jug in googles parking lot when I was there in 2021
>>154099289Gary>business idea: change /hoc/ toi /gary/ forever
>>154099271>A couple of them played in the NHL.which players?
mitch has been elite since torts came in
>>154099301Based>>154099299Was 4-1 preds lolTurned of vegass vs Calgary, 5-3 knights it's fuckin over
dustin wolf? more like dustin wombat
>>154099309Oscar Lindberg and Tim Erixon.
>>154099326lindberg is a vegas legend
>>154099319I will root for a kangs comeback then
>>154099310we call that the Tortellini Effect
>>154099326wow those guys sucked, what's your excuse for not playing
rapey literally ruins the thread every time and I've lost all interest
i blame the flames loss on the bad patch of ice in the corner.
marner hatty :)
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Marner hat trick!!!
> This late evening will be forever known in the lore of the Gary League as the "Ice Patch Incident"
new thread: >>154099368