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victoire
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My penguins ):
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/KRAK/
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>>154097193
Habbies bro Goalfield is gonna do it
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Ersson was not the reason we lost, y'all. For the first 40 minutes we could blame the refs but that entire 3rd period is on Risto and Sanheim 100%.

Risto had that god awful jump in center ice which lead to the best American scorer of this generation to snipe it for goal 3. Then Sanheim turns it over and Risto just can’t stop the scorer from putting it in the back of the net. At worst it should’ve been 2-2 OT.

It was just a pathetic showing from that pair in the 3rd and it’s infuriating due our offense being the best it’s looked all year in terms of shots and plays. The thing we can take away from this game is that Tyson, Zegras, and Martone are the definite futures of this team. Mich was dog shit tonight and frankly it’s gonna be interesting to see how he plays next season for us. He needs to bounce back. But Martone is gonna be that guy for us 100%.
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>Bombston?
exploded
>Sabres
rattled
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Is "soft pussys" a real /hoc/ term or just one schizophrenics spam?
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EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
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my debbies :)
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>>154097214
It's been here long than you. Deal with it.
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my bruins will never defeat the kitties :(
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>>154097211
I hate reddit posting so much.
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Bedard doesnt even have a 100 point season yet. He is a total bust
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Tonight has been a sick joke at the expense of Detroit
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>garypuck
>luckswing
>college luckswing
>floorsqueak
>college floorsquak
there's too much slop to watch at once I hate this time of year
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TUSKS UP
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gg detroit :(
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>>154097235
Celebrini is twice the zoomer Bedard was supposed to be
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It’s up
Total possible points each team can get in the nhl eastern conference playoff race. Note this doesn’t include teams that basically have a 100% chance to make it
> Canadiens
112
>bruins
106
>penguins
104
>senators
102
>red wings
102
>islanders
101
>flyers
100
>blue jackets
100
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anyone here /Our Sennies/
18f btw
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my bolts!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
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>>154097226
especially because they won't be seeing them in the playoffs ;)
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>>154097259
Cunts
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You can only post ITT if your team has clenched a playoff spot
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>>154097270
Shut your fucking cunt, lady
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>>154097211
>the best American scorer of this generation
@grok is this true?
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>>154097270
i got my bussy clenched around you
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>>154097261
There is some silver lining
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bedsy's first SOG got mcdavid shaking
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>>154097261
Which team, kitties or bombston? (answer is both)
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Skinner's tides got ripped
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>>154097270
but only 2 teams have
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>>154097270
Think my Bolts may be able to tonight.
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shitlovs would've let in 11 by the 2nd period
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I actually wanna play this shit. How do I set up emulator on my smart tv? Just give me the name of the emulator
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>>154097302
Sad
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my nuckies are fierce
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Celebrini is less than 30 points behind Bedard's career total while playing a year less and he's nearly 40 points ahead of him this season.
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>>154097310
>>154097310
>>154097310
>>154097310
>>154097310
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>>154097321
bedbussi's jaw got broke though...
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>>154097270
clinch THIS
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My Golden Torts play tonight!
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lmao the Wilds celebrating the North Stars. The team that got the fuck out of Minnesota to win a cup
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fuck it I'll do it in the morning
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>>154097341
against the flim flams who tortellini tried to fight that one time
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>>154097323
based hulkamaniac dropping the leg
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>>154097341
I believe
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>>154097321
celebrini has no swag though
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>still seething about the Wild.
go to bed softpusy-wannabe.
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>>154097374
such luscious lips
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>>154097374
but celebrini has more gay sex
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>>154097379
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Heated Rivalry watchers OUT
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>>154097393
This
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Are you all excited for gary's 84-game seasons?
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>>154097410
i love more shit games i love israel
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>>154097410
Of course. The more hockey the better.
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>>154097410
Only if they are shortening the preseason
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>>154097410
NO, I want more teams
>Houston
>Atlanta
>San Diego
>Kansas City
>Memphis
>Portland, OR
>Portland, ME
>Jacksonville
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>>154097410
the nhl should just go full mlb and have 200 games or something
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Gary had 84 game seasons in the 90s and it was everything
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>>154097374
Celebrini somehow has a dating history and multiple rumors about him. Bedard, unfortunately, is a documented basic bitch hockey boy with no idea how to talk to girls.
also bald
He'd unironically do better if he switched to dudes.
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>>154097361
Norm green did nothing wrong
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*scores*
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>>154097209
/krak/
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>>154097444
Maybe Victoria and Quebec City as well?
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>>154097447
he was peak handsome then too
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>>154097459
I thought he fled the town because he did too many rapes, sort of old-timey bad guy style
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>>154097464
we don't need anymore canadian teams
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>>154097444
>Kansas City
I shit on those meth heads and I hope Mahomes never plays a full season again
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>>154097464
Actually, they are my headquarters finalist for NHL2
>I really think NHL2 might be the only way Gary can expand more teams, and also keep them
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>>154097489
based.
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>>154097463
do u think they will make the playoff(s)
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True, we need more dust belt teams
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>>154097491
Gary should just buy the AHL and call it the NHL2
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>>154097410
whatever makes gary happy
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>>154097495
hope not, but it's a possibility
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>>154097310
>>154097323
Don't bother. The gameplay is shit. The camera is following the ball all the time.

I'm using https://www.snes9x.com/
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>>154097480
He raped the fans on the way out, kek

>>154097491
If you tank, you get relegated to NHL 2
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the next team should be in gary, indiana and it should be called gary
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>>154097494
Draft time soon bro
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>>154097408
Crosby sent a detailed powerpoint to the producers
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>>154097516
they can share an arena with the bears.
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historians now call the days rapey wasnt posting the golden age of /hoc/
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>>154097516
The Gary Garys
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>>154097512
Cool. Thanks. I'll give that a try. Maybe I'll just play donkey kong country instead.
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>>154097495
nope :)
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>the Gary, IN Bettmans
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darnell nurse hat trick incoming
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krak'd
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SEATTLE
KRAKEN
SSSSSKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>154097529
No one is saying that
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can't believe my lightning are becoming another dynasty as we speak
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gotta make quick use of tonight

get those points vegas
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it's skinner bro...
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>>154097544
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my caufield...
49 buts...
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CONNOR MCDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVID

doesn't score or do anything but I bet you thought he did before reading the rest
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>>154097577
I bet you're a fake scar poster during playoffs
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>laffs
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>>154097209
>>154097463
Steps to make the playoffs:
1. Smoke krak
2. Fuck a krak-whore
3. Party in the krakhouse
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>>154097568
he edged the rags
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>>154097582
Protip, only trust a finnish flag for scar posting
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OLD ass nigga still got it
CUP CHAMPS SOON
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>>154097410
Yeah should have happened a while ago
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>>154097542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z617jjbj1DY
just a few tweaks needed
>named for gary bettman of national hockey fame
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>>154097444
Shut the fuck up Gary
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>>154097552
cope im a degreed historian
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>>154097587
You forgot to krak open a cold one :D
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>>154097587
>>154097587
>>154097587
>>154097587
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he's off the schneid with that one
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>>154097567
this is photoshopped his head is way wider than that
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>>154097577
when you're being mean to mcdavid, you're being mean to this connor
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>>154097587
They either make the ploffs and I get an extra 4 games if krakposting, or they don't and the retards running this shit team might actually do something
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>>154097444
Fuck off Gary
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knights are on bros
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>>154097587
>S O Y WOO
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my dead wings will most certainly be missing the playoffs and "stevie why" the prince of sweden himself will be seeking employment in the offseason

BET ME
>>
OILIES ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>154097629
IT'S KNIGHT TIME you mean
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you now remember travis moen
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>EAT LE BUTT
What did they mean by this?
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>>154097544
darnell nurse point!
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>>154097620
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>>154097665
that ducks fourth line was very good
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Blink 182 sucks
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bedard needs to play with a guy like brock boeser
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>>154097676
his head looks like a penis that is dribbling pre cum
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My penguins need to win 3 more games
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>>154097613
The only thing you have a degree in is deoderant
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>>154097696
pop punk general newfag
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>>154097696
fuck you
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>>154097698
Can’t imagine how cool that’d be for Bedard to play with a guy he grew up idolizing.
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>>154097661
hart just got scored on on the fumes second shot he's just like my hill
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>>154097707
Source?
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>>154097717
i started him on my fantasy team. sorry.
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>>154097717
it warms the cockles of my heart that sharter fart is still in the league
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>>154097731
kind reminder Scorey Perry organized the gangbang
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>>154097207
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It’s up
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Are the Habs good?
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>>154097743
no but they released a photo of her
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>>154097752
Yeah
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Sweet Caroline is a trash song
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>>154097755
my wife :)
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>>154097755
that's bedard in drag. stop lying.
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>>154097743
Crystal Magnum
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>>154097746
dog
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>>154097622
The rest of his face grew to match his nose
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>>154097768
okay fine heres the real perpetrator
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>>154097785
>The Winnipeg Jets
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>canucks were legitimately playing like retards on purpose
will the league do anything? this team is way better than the fucking mammoth
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>>154097794
post my femme cole
havent had a fap since January
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>>154097783
good job!
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>>154097764
By far the shittiest one is countryroads
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>>154097806
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these oilniggas are psychopaths
how are you up 2 goals and you're still trying to kill their goalie
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>>154097810
Happy 4th of July!
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Nice save from Vejmelka
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>>154097808
>this team is way better than the fucking mammoth
in what universe
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>>154097818
Yes
Fuck that song too
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>>154097491
diluting the sport needs to stop
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>>154097831
There was another real nice shot of him after one of his goals with two blonde bitties fawning over him
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>>154097837
Happy Chinese New Year!!

>FIRE HORSE, BITCHES!!!
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Who has the pic of the Stars fans saluting Gary?
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>>154097852
the tardiverse
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>>154097808
Are Canadians legally bound to be retarded or something? This is why you have to have people like Patrik Allvin to run your franchises. To do a rebuild correctly, to get the 1st or 2nd pick. Not like Calgary or Toronto being mid in a rebuild year.
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2027 is our year
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>>154097862
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>>154097866
planet retard finna in the verse
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>>154097878
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>>154097875
The statistical data trends tend to disagree with you, muh lad
>but, you do you, I guess, I dunno
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>>154097888
Checked
Whoa
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>>154097871
Allvin is getting fired as soon as the Canucks land the 1st overall pick. Can’t afford to have him pick a Swedish bust over Mckenna.
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HARTMAN SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!
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>>154097888
Dyan would never
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Utah is rightful Canadian clay
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Fuck Quinn Hughes.
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the utah mammary glands
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*wins*
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>>154097902
McBust will be as much of a bust as the Fraudlunda bust. At least the latter has a WJC gold medal.
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>clinch 32nd overall
>start competing against "contenders"
Foote is actually a good coach??
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>>154097888
>dallis
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>>154097923
the utah tah-tahs
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Gus Bus played 59:18 of a perfect game.
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>>154097938
KWAB just snap the stick you bitch
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>>154097913
Just a part of New Alberta, home of the Rocky Mountains
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SSSSSSSKKKKKKKAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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I doubt McMann wants to re-sign
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Just heard the news.
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SAVVY HATTY WATCH!!
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the edmonton goylers
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my graf :)
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welcome to gary's league
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Knights slowly dropping out the playoffs
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>>154097966
We're gonna get 3rd
No way Gary lets Vancouver get 1st, especially with mckenna being a potential generational player.
We had to cheat to get bure
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>>154097968
Very nice, HOWEVER...
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>laffs
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>4:20 left in the first
lol
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>>154097963
but mcmann and mccann are a match made in heaven
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>>154098004
I could go for a McDouble tonight
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>>154097994
Flames are getting him as a reward for building the new arena
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Greetings /hoc/
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>>154097988
fumes suck kek
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>/hoc/


>For those who seek to see the puck
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>>154098037
Just like my knights
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>>154098027
That dude right there? Olympic Gold Medalist, but you wouldn't be able to tell just looking at his bald spot
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can't see the puck
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>>154098053
when matthews finally goes fully bald he's going to score 90 goals
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>>154098060
Can't see your smol pp
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MARNER SCAAAAARRRR
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>jackets are actually going to miss the postseason
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>>154098038
Goalies are chosen because they can see the puck. This is why they always suck, half of then have no interest in hockey they're just pressed into service because nobody else can even see it
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>>154098070
don't really miss him tbdesu
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>>154098087
>small market
>loyal fanbase
>hockey culture
you guys are fucked
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>>154098066
I think he should shave it bald the next time the Laffs get the ploffs.. uh..
>
Yeah, shave the head bad and leave the beard.. if they ever go back
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>>154098092
I read ALL of this
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>:(
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he was probably thinking of dilly who has no milly
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>>154098015
I have a gift card and a stack of coupons that i'm itching to use. But i'm a bit mad at them, because they used to include "2 can dine" coupon where you could buy any 2 regular value meals for cheap, but the new coupons exclude the quarter pounder combo, which is what I usually buy with the coupons.
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The ads in this game are unreal. Racemixing (bmwf, of course), domi thirst trap underwear, some balding basedlennial telling an Indian about the nhl playoffs

The white man's time is over
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>>154098044
cope the knights rule we won the cup recently
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>>154098132
Only regards watch commercials
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>>154098113
absolutely heartbreaking
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PREDDITORS SCARRRRRR
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>>154097966
WELL I JUST HEARD
THE NEWS TODAY
IT SEEMS MY LIFE
IS GOIN' TO CHANGE
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>>154098171
PTTTTTTT
UH OH
POOPY BRIEFS
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>>154098171
stupid sexy skinner
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>>154098112
as it was meant
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Did the Maple Jeets finally understand that they have to lose to be bottom 5 and get this years 1st round draft pick?
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Today was a good day.
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>>154098189
go back
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I watch the tkachuk brothers podcast
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kraken are not currently losing
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UH OH STINKY
PREDDITORS 2-0
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>>154098145
This kid needs to have sex
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Not only can I see the puck, but I can also see the players hair follicles
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>>154098200
i like brady the most he seems retarded enough to fit in here /ourguy/
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>>154098181
BUSINESS IDEA:

pucks composed of clear urethane
>clear pucks are the future, Gary, fill 'em full of disco lights and sell ';em to the kids, Gary
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>>154098224
Diabolical
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>>154098232
dont reply to him retard
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>154098224
looks like someone needs another raping
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>>154098224
and the more skuft they get the more they'll look like the ice. and the fresh ones that are crystal clear will be injuring children because when they try to catch them over the glass they'll get hit in the face all the time
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Tbg raped Mitch we have to give him that
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>>154098207
could never be macklin and his childhood friend gf
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>>154098224
your thoughts on your loss to bud?
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how about they put one of those little hot pink flags on the puck like the ones construction workers use to mark gas lines and stuff
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my canesies are in the playoffs
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>>154098265
seggs
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>>154098274
Eat cock Randall
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neon zebra lisa frank puck
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>>154098261
NOOOO
That's why they have disco lights in there, so you can see 'em
>also they have an audio speaker for shits and giggles
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Thoughts on mitches loss to tbg?
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>>154098274
eat rock candy
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Tbg got Mitch so worked up he doxxed himself lol
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>>154097878
>>154097888
BASED
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>>154098280
cope and sneed
this is /our year/
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Planning a parade (not a gay one), everyone is free to join
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>>154098243
I do what I want pal
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willy ekky and keify sherwy
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The Toronto Maple Leafs
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EKLUND SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
3-0
LETS GO SHORKS
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this nigga nurse hasn't put an own goal in 2 games and suddenly he thinks he's paul coffey
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>>154098332
thoughts on his skin color?
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sharks!!!
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JUST TOOK A MARNER
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>>154098303
Mitch had to get on the witness protection service cause he got scared of TBG and told on himself
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MARNER SCAAAAAAR
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I’m sorry but marner is gay
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>>154098361
feces doesn't have a sexual orientation
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>>154098376
Yes they do if you're from Toronto
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>torontophilia
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Finland used to be apart of Russia
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Jarry's net, Jarry's rules
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>>154098397
sweden too kwab
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This season is literally just gravy, already way ahead of my expectations and they either get a taste of the playoffs or another lottery pick. You can see how good they will be in a few years already, Celebrini is going to lead us to glory. WAGMI Sharksbros
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>>154098397
>>154098413
I'm impressed, you know history!
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>>154098305
To lose in the second round vs our penguins (:
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>giving toronto a pp for jumping on a twink
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>>154098420
Just need real defense and a competent coach and the future will be truly set.
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uh oh, Saint Joe
>uh oh
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>>154098434
>he thinks that his pongs will beat the team whose help he was desperate for to stave off the jackies this week
grim
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Tohn Javares
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I'm glad Johnny Pajamas chained himself to this sinking ship.
Judas.
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>>154098430
im a history teacher
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>>154098485
Johnny Gaudreau didn’t deserve that fate
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>>154098284
I think you're onto something anon
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>>154098485
Isles fans should be thankful that he left since if he didn't they would likely not end up with Schaefer
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>>154098491
God took the wrong John
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>>154098485
still one of the best hockey games I've ever seen and I'm not even an islesfag
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>>154098470
he owes the CRA $8M + interest (KWAB)
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>>154098496
My Vision
>alert Gareth and anoint me in consecrated oils and once
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>>154098498
>god
is that what we're calling sean higgins now?
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>>154098501
We don't need you :)
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Never draft anyone that goes by the name John they’ll stab you in the back
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>>154098497
I don't give a shit about the Islels, I just don't like betrayers.
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oooooooooooooooooooh mamarlade
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>>154098501
WHERE'S YOUR JAMMIES
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>>154098508
kino game
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drunk but not really feeling it
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fuck you refs
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>so far
> ABSOLUTELY NO OVER TIMES TONIGHT
https://youtu.be/xo9vf9YmrqA
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>>154098536
being a referee is a thankless job
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Wtf happened laffsbros Stolarz was supposed to lead us to a cup, I even told everyone to stay afraid
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>>154098545
Do zoomer even wear this brand anymore
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No more skinner dinner :(
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>>154098507
trb has been calling him that for the past 1.5 years
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>>154098534
same
cruised on a happy dad 22oz and Evan Williams and you
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>>154098557
What the hell is a zoomer?
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>>154098553
good
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>>154098571
Everyone born after 1995
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>>154098568
Drinking some a mickeyb and a half of some shit called iceberg vodka I only have 3 shots left and am gonna have to save em if I want a proper buzz when I fall asleep. Thank goodness for this bag of dope.
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>>154098574
*97
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>>154098574
Try 2003 pal
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>>154098586
To 2012
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dustin wolf is washed
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>>154098564
From Ontario I've never heard of pizza 73
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>>154098599
Flames ruined him this season
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>>154098581
yeah I'm putting a vape on top
haha won't be tired until 7am haha
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>>154098574
cope I'm a 1993 zoomer and I'm sticking to it because millennials are scum and I am absolutely not one of them
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>>154098604
It's literally Pizza Pizza. Like literally the same company. The same pizza.
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zoomer general
'06 checking in
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>>154098586
>>154098593
Ohnonono
>>154098612
>33 year old zoomer
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>>154098606
Hang in there bro!
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>using calendars and arithmetic to decide who your arch nemesis happens to be
Generation X is based, because my enemies are Reagan and Nixon, and they're already dead
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I don't liked Cowan. A lot of ego coming from that boy even when he was in the O.
Someone needs to give him a blast headfirst into the boards.
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Vegas is horrible theyre losing lol
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One time I got a Pizza 73 dipping sauce and I was like what the FUCK
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i'm old enough to remember jeff cowan, the brabarian
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pizza 69
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>>154098638
True it’s fire
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>losing 0-2 to the Predators
lol what the fuck are they dewing
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>>154098627
Nixon died?
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>>154098638
>>154098648
is it like garlic sauce or what
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One time I was asked if I wanted extra foot shavings on my skinner dinner
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>>154098655
Yup, interned in his own Museum and Library
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>>154098656
They have like 6 or 7 sipping sauces but I usually get cheddar-jalepeno. It's pretty much nacho cheese. Garlic is probably 2nd choice. Marinara is trash.
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>>154098673
>sipping sauces
do canadians really
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>They have like 6 or 7 sipping sauces
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>>154098673
absolutely would desu
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>>154098678
Bruh i eat that shit with a spoon when the 'Za runs out
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confirmed jalapeno cheddar general
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>that American over there is pretending that he's never sipped a barbecue sauce before to test flavor and heat, like that's actually a thing that Americans do
SHAME ON YOU, YOUNG MAN
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>Murphy's "pass" to Dickinson is just shooting it at his head
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Pizza 73 is digusting are you people serious it’s sloppa
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TRUNK DOWN

TUSKS UP

THAT'S THE WAY

WE LIKE TO PUCK
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>>154098715
What, you're too good for some sloppa, big man
Go suck down some kale and dick then
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>>154098678
>pretending you never got sauce
cringe at your life
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>>154098700
They sell that shit at the grocery stores it's so good
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>>154098341
He came into the league as a RN(Real Nigga) but out of nowhere he transformed into a freak
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>>154098758
based
i got a bottle of Chick-fil-A sauce at Sam's yesterday just launching it into shot glass
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>>154098774
SMASH HIM
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Golden Torts game is wild, normally the Knighties would be crying 4-0
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>>154098797
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>not chugging a bottle of Frank's Red Hot as a party starter
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Man I miss watching hockey on TSN all the time, I can't stand the Sportsnet niggas, they're all so boring and lifeless
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>>154098819
Frank's is salty as hell, I'm a Crystal man
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The Mammoths have turned the game around.
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>>154098818
Would sip her sauce
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How in the fuck did that puck not go in
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>>154098884
What is this? Real pwhl marketing?
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Stolarz and Ned decided this is going to be a goalie battle now
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only 2 games on 2morrow
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>>154098935
check out the tenth
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>turn the sharks game on for 30 seconds
>see this
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>hoodlums openly tagging the ice with graffiti in vegas
what has this league come to
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>hating on a some faggot film maker cause he keeps it real
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>>154098947
Sharks are the most woke team in the league. They literally play in the Gay Area.
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>>154098942
gary hates fridays
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predators are decimating the kongs btw
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My penguins ):
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>>154098954
This League is real and in your face, and if you don't like it, too bad, cause you love it and you're gonna have some more, damnit
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>>154098976
why
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>>154098989
Because the kings are SHIT
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>>154098970
T G I F
> Thank Gary, it's Friday
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extinguishing the F L A M E S
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>>154098638
what are the other numbered pizzas like?
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this is retarded drop the fucking puck
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>watching ice hockey on a late Thursday evening
>>154099026
Have you ever fought a kangaroo? What sort of training would you recommend?
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fuck you refs
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>We have a good goal
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>>154098962
That's not really true. While it's true nobody really gives a shit about sexuality here, the Southbay (or the South Eastbay) really isn't super woke. It's mostly "leave me the fuck alone". Most of the woke shit is North of Palo Alto on the peninsula side and non-black pockets of Oakland and North of that like Berkley.
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>>154098810
KINOOO
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>>154099037
agreed
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>>154098947
Why is this so important in sports. Who cares if you stick your peepee in the stinky.
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>>154099048
stop posting here
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>>154099065
no
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>>154098954
>>154099023
>>154099057
What the hell is going on over there?
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>>154099067
you're boring and gay
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>telling fags they can't post here
Good luck with that shit, lads
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>>154099070
players all got together and splooged on the same spot on the ice
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I’m glad they’ve been blasting rave music at nuclear volume the entire time they’ve been fixing the ice.
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If fags couldn't post here, I'd be the only one left
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>>154099074
warm streams of urine soaking your boyish locks
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what was this stare about?
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>>154099082
When the plaque ceremony and will Gary be there??
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>>154099070
they are repairing big hole in the ice
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>>154099093
>Quinn, take me with you
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>>154099084
same
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I'm at T-Mobile, they finally finished their hack job on the ice
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>>154099039
roos use fairly unorthodox boxing techniques, so you'll need to work on an mma skillset.
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>>154099092
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>>154099102
How much is a beer at T-Mobile?
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>>154099101
https://youtu.be/JwZwkk7q25I
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I like the sharks
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mack using gay lasers to score goals without even having to touch the puck tonight
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the marner wave was so intense back then
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>>154099123
Let’s break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar’s Mountain Dew
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the system
is down
the system
is down
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>>154099133
>I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.
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>>154098947
Is that the fag who was drafted by the Predators? Amazing how being a fag can make people wanting to do a documentary about you.
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for me it's when the linesman yells NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>154099142
Why did she do it
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kid's name is balls kek
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>>154099124
Me too
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>>154099149
based me too
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>>154099146
unfortunately, it's him or lesbians, and nobody cares about irl lesbians
the real tea would be whoever that player was who had a gay affair with a box official
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What if there was a hockey player named Bovius B’Squigniew?
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>>154099131
And he lost all that killer instinct because Babcock made him make a list.
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>>154099152
she's a shit starter bro. an instigator
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OUR San Jose Sharkies :) elimanted the >laffs

>laffs
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>>154099174
Need someone to eliminate just like my islanders now
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>>154099174
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>>154099174
>it's true
only based thing the sharks have ever done
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>manage to pull within one goal
>fucking double minor at the end of the period

this team never disappoints kek
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Hockey players have such protruding and round butts it’s embarrassing
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>The Day of the Rake came late Thursday evening on the second of April, with little to no applause
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>>154099048
True when 4chan went down last year I spent an extended period of time with Sharks Anon in the refugee camp and he was the most racist poster I've ever seen. I'm surprised he can even post in /hoc/ without dropping the word nigger or kike every 30 seconds. He's really racist.
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>>154099197
it's a hockey-specific phenomenon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hockey_butt
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can one of you fags fill me in on the vegas delay thing? I was watching the sharts eliminate the leafs, but I'm tuned in now, a hole in the ice?? wha?
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>>154099197
That's what built legs will do to your ass
really no cure for it cause that's how people are built
> Maybe you just have a problem with well-built men, sir...
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>Injured?
>Adam S. (((Kutner)))
>Attorney at """Law""" (jewish law)
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>>154099197
>>154099206
I mean that video of Macklin and Smith playing basketball in their tights has burned itself into my brain. He's like Bob the Builder with Oprah's ass

https://youtube.com/shorts/A_u41rJ5ZN8?si=B0pwgOtcc0dsZcsV
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One these days the kraken will beat the mammoths
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>>154099197
It makes me feel funny inside my pants when I see it >_<
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>>154099215
Hurt in a car???? Call William Mattar!!!!
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>>154099208
flames finally heated up so they melted a hole in the ice
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>they are still fixing the ice during the commercials
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Eichel should try and score one to win the game
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>>154099230
Fieger Law
All we do is win
(All we do is win~)
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>but I'm tuned in now, a hole in the ice?? wha?
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Why did Gary allow Calgary to keep their team instead of beg them to build a new building
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>>154099201
He sounds like marriage material
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>>154099241
he likes them because you can't spell calgary without gary
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>>154099241
Because we’re building a new building
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>>154099240
blocked

>>154099230
blocked

>>154099239
blocked
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ethel cain showed her balls on instagram go avs btw
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>>154099254
>go avs btw
blocked
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>howden do you do?
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why didn't you people tell me that our boy Carter Hart was playing tonight?!?
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>>154099215
my dad calls him nosferatu
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>>154099241
Should have moved them to Atlanta and called them the Albertans
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>>154099197
>>154099206
The guys 2 years younger than me at my school had the choice to combine hockey with school in 7-9th grade and they always wore sweatpants with the back tucked into their socks and we used to call them duckbutts when they walked around. We also used to lay up the ping pong ball to each other so we could smash them out in round table ping pong during lunch breaks and several of them ended up winning Swedish Championships for my team. A couple of them played in the NHL.
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>>154099252
but what if youre hurt in a carrr in buffalo?
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>>154099263
Nosferatjew
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He would have made a great guest commissioner for a week
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>>154099271
blocked

>>154099283
blocked
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>For only the second time this season, the Sharks have won a game without Macklin Celebrini getting a point
>Sharks are now 2–16–3 when Celebrini doesn't get a point
just give him the hart already
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>>154099263
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how is nashville and la just starting the 3rd at 1 am eastern. Finna watch this trash.
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>>154099048
I dumped a huge piss jug in googles parking lot when I was there in 2021
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>>154099289

Gary
>business idea: change /hoc/ toi /gary/ forever
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>>154099271
>A couple of them played in the NHL.
which players?
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mitch has been elite since torts came in
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>>154099301
Based

>>154099299
Was 4-1 preds lol
Turned of vegass vs Calgary, 5-3 knights it's fuckin over
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dustin wolf? more like dustin wombat
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>>154099309
Oscar Lindberg and Tim Erixon.
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>>154099326
lindberg is a vegas legend
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>>154099319
I will root for a kangs comeback then
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>>154099310
we call that the Tortellini Effect
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>>154099326
wow those guys sucked, what's your excuse for not playing
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rapey literally ruins the thread every time and I've lost all interest
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i blame the flames loss on the bad patch of ice in the corner.
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marner hatty :)
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497
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Marner hat trick!!!
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> This late evening will be forever known in the lore of the Gary League as the "Ice Patch Incident"
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new thread: >>154099368



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