Footo >fred v radelaide, adelaide, NOW
Should we all do nofap?
>>154100849What's Michael Myers doing at Subiaco Oval
thought that was a tranny in the middle from the thumbnail
first for swans
poor threadsperg, this is all he has
>>154100877Join us. Restore your dignity
>>154100877I'm going to continue to masturbate because there's so little else that gives me joy in my life.
>>154100900quite dangerous - all the blood will rush to his feet
Why do you guys like the Aussie broadband ad with the fat woman and the gook?
>>154100849crisp
>>154100915
I can't do nofap I'm already doingno workno gfno friendsno life no futureno moneyno car no sobriety no family no hope
how many posts early is an acceptable bake? 20 has been accepted, so would 40 be okay? 60? 100?
>>154100903precisely because you fap
Do you guys like the taste of vaginal fluid? Do you enjoy eating box?
>>154100926same but i have work unfortunately
>>154100915I'm sure I've seen it but that doesn't even ring a bell. Have not absorbed a second of the half time slop being played in the background.
>>154100927Autistic arms race LOOMS
>>154100927600
>>154100849Corrrr red lady for mine
>>154100926no vidya?
>>154100926Nofap can change your life anon. Give it a shot.
>>154100934shits like battery acid - seen what it does to mums panties
>>154100849New thread please
>>15410092720 is allowed to stop turbo
>>154100949ehh I'm too far gone. Nofap will likely just give me more energy for my autistic hobbies but that's it. I've given up on the outside world and want nothing to do with it.
>threadwarsreminder that this is the path turbocancer chose.
>>154100926no anime?
Why does Sky News AU still suck up to Trump?
>>154100932>Everything wrong in your life is because you masturbateIf only it were that simple.
>>154100959pretty sure you did by sperging out everytime
women always be doing shit
Baking
>>154100968SO true
>>154100965Murdoch is a shabbos goy.
Why do NPCs like Sweet Caroline so much?
I can't have a gf because I get so tired thinking about all the shit she'll make me do and the places I'll have to go
Why the fuck would I want a sausage with low fat?
might bake a newy
>>154100968ive never seen a woman poo
Nofap is as gay as all the other retarded manosphere shit. Just do noporn
>>154100900Rippen
>>154100991Then what do you fap to?
If I complain to adstandards.com.au, will they finally get rid of the Jim beam ad?
its pooce making the turdbo inspired threads, hes a massive fat gay faggot
>>154100986"low fat ice cream" pisses me off the most. most of them are like that now. it's fucking ICE CREAM. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FAT AND SUGAR
>>154100879that's dani laidley mate. show some fucking respect.
>>154100991I don't have a porn addiction, and rarely look at porn.I do usually fap once or twice a day, and I feel tired and lethargic after I ejaculate. Reckon fapping has undesirable side effects.
tonight im gonna wank off to this hot tatted up fat titted big ass russian slut that fists her asshole
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>154100996Not him, but in my case, my own imagination.
>>154101012Seek Christ
>>154101012Share a pic
>>154101009>rarely look at porn>fap twice a daybased pervert
if i cum by means of anal stimulation is it considered wanking
>>154101012Name?
>>154101018>>154101019the duality of /afl/
mulga mulga
>fish only on good friday cause le nanza!
Just moved in with my misso so had sex the last 2 mornings. Probably can do nofap but wont be doing nocum for a bit.
i jacked off to a girl with 3 bullet hole scars across her stomach yesterdaystill doing nofap though
basedbane tbqh lads
>>154101028>Sex before marriageCrisp happy future destroyer
>>154000000
>>154101028i heard the vag juices give special powers or something
Why is the standard for set shot goalkicking so poor?
Fred might want to kick a goal and stop missing
bad day to be a voss
I'm watching the A-League
is serong elite?
TEGGGS D:
>>154101045CrispoHope United wins
>>154101031Yeah that's pointless mate, ejaculating is what causes the spoke in prolactin and drains your energy.
i don't hate sweet caroline or country roadswhy do you poofs seethe so much over them
>>154101053Yeah same
>>154101056popular thing = REEEEEEE
My sister and I used to mess around when we were younger.
>>154101056Its overplayed
>>154101056i dont like sweet caroline
Amiss nickname should be NevNev A miss
>>154101056I don't seethe over country road.Sweet Caroline is the designated NPC unifying song that's pushed everywhere. Commercials, pre-game music, ads for shit beer, etc.
>>154101056Singing along to songs in public or a group is peak gay
>>154101056sweet caroline isn't even a good singalong songtheres so many better choices
>>154101037Because kicking skills can supposedly be taught.So they very rarely actually draft player on their ability to kick and more about their physical/athletic capabilities.So you end up with teams of player who are either tall lanky cunts, speedsters and endurance runners all of whom butcher the ball when they try to execute the basic fundamental skill required of the game.
>>154101062Yeah same . Unironically lost my virginity to her
sweet caroline is offensively bad
>>154100900one dragon of the ice barrier did this at the local YCS in town. He summon 1 tuner + 2 or more non-tuners and rippen through the hand of the guy dueling him. I guess it banish his combo starter before he got OTK'd the next turn.They still use the same deck, but there's a hard once per turn written in the effect text of every new card since.
adelaide crowd SILENCED
>>154101056SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD
>>154101056i just like it when people post the lyrics with wojaks
>>154101056It's become over used.Everything in moderation.But faggots will run everything into the ground.It's why we can't have nice things, after all.
>>154101056IDM Country Roads because it has historic meme value + that one anime movie that uses it
i wonder if it was mum or dad that decided on the name chayce
CROWS ALIVE
How can anyone with a modicum of intelligence still like Sweet Caroline after watching this 500 times?https://youtube.com/watch?v=TJVqppTP9T8
>>154101099>shit weird modern nu-nameit's always the mother
GET MINSON OFF
>>154101099/r/tragedeigh
Why do Port Power fans call Adelaide the Camry Crows?
>>154101105some marketing agency made half a milly making this
>>154101062>>154101080story?
>>154101113they called themselves the camry crows when they started champ
>>154101056I'd rather sing rihanna
>>154101105i don't watch ads
>>154101124thanks i try
>>154101102>>154101102>>154101102
>tfw parents gave me the seppo spelling of an otherwise cromulent name
kingy is back on the beers
Do any of you actually eat arse?
>>154101138crom-ulent amirite lad
>>154101139prefer shaz, me
>>154101143did once but I'd rather not talk about it
>>154101147imagine how many work trips his gone on with kath and how he thought he might be a chance to fuck herthey may have even shared a hotel room
Crows win this
freo way to goand respected by our foes
Wish both teams could loseNot because I hate them or anything -- just think it'd be really funny...
and then he sent him a fucking SCARF
anyone find it hard to watch neutral games?like my team would destroy both these teams whats the point
>>154101161Go bombers btw
Why does Trump still have so many supporters?
should i get munted over easter? seems a bit disrespectful
my goal song is the same as my mass shooting songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hLeQCnTGq8
>>154101175getting paralytic and then riving yourself is the intended behaviour this long weekend
Thoughts on Hinkley as a commentator?
>>154101174Most Americans consider politics a team sport of right vs leftThey like trump because they hate the left more. Simple really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLsmicks goal song
>>154101183doesalrightbutneedstoworkonhiseloquencyabitheisabithardtounderstandsometimes
>dropping a 5 goal lead in 10 mins
>>154101183trash
>>154101120We were sexually curious around the same age, and it lead to experimentation.
Anyone else feeling a loom? There was one in the WAFL today
Finally, a useable thread
>>154101183i like him he's chill
>>154101184never seen a 1:1 wrist to neck ratio
>>154101143yes
I told you guys Freo were no good >>154100855This is a team with a baked in losing mentality. They don't know how to respond when the heat is on.
>>154101195how did that turn out in later life
wish i had a (reasonably attractive) sister
>>154101183Not an effective communicator, how he made it as a head coach is beyond me. It's also why he probably didn't win anything either.
>>154101102>>154101102>>154101102>>154101102>>154101102
iggs
>>154101208Well she's a dyke now, but I think that was more down to university
tan work boots sighted
just sat on my chair and something creaked and snapped
>>154101207Yes, they are truly a team that wants for nothing and therefore lacks the desire to win.
vintage Fredmantle
I feel like every single crows game is them playing average and then having a blind half of a quarter where they blow the other team away
What is the best AFL podcast?
>>154101213Why? Its done nothing for me
I'm just gonna say it, I'm sick of the foxfooty theme.
>>154101238would've helped me interact better with females better
>>154101240DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN
>>154101240I'm sick of sweet caroline
>>154101243Didn't help me
What do you guys think of the First Crack theme?
It doesn’t feel like a friday
>>154101234to the final bell with lingy
>carlton have the next 2 thursday nights
feel like a neet
>>154101087>this dumbcuntknuckle
>>154101255mum said this earlier (and i agreed)
>>154101195Free range anglo feral
POINT OF THE YEAR
>Me me me Rankine
>>154101259bravo dil
i've been neeting so long a week feels like a couple days
>>154101259Same every year mate. Remember a few years ago when they were shit and played half the friday games? Big clubs play prime time more often
>>154101207Live by the lefty homo persona, die by the lefty homo persona
>>154101253I just wanna know what's on kingys laptop
>>154101278AI nudes of kath
bad kicking = bad kicking
Why do you guys like this shit?>>>/b/947588292
All went to shit when Voss missed 30m out directly in front
jaeger bomb
And those of us with ravaged facesLacking in the social gracesDesperately remained at homeInventing lovers on the phoneWho called to say, "Come dance with me"And murmured vague obscenitiesIt isn't all it seemsAt seventeen
Crows win thisFred pathetic
BIGSEXWALKER
Nice Roman there Tex
get that up ya black dog
>>154101259How badly Carlton choke in 2nd halves is the most entertaining thing about this season so far.Worthy of a prime time slot.
two shit teams 2bqh
>>154101274>mum said this earlier (and i agreed)
Reckon freo should have kicked straighter for their set shots
theres no fun in my life
Crowd is a bit biased, they're only cheering for the crows. Seems a tad unfair.
been following Fred for over 20 years, these fucking casuals never learn anything and glaze them after 2 mid wins and a collapse 10 point loss. Purple shitters.
i remember once i had a wet dream kissing a woman's feet, i'm not even a foot guy but in that dream i found it incredibly erotic
>>154101318Based Michael Voss
ass > feet
fred will win this
>>154101326reckon nat fyfe looks a lot like hayden christensen
Take my fyfe please.
>Freo doing a bigger choke job than Carltonlel
the crows are disrespecting their foes
so funny how everyone teased banes goal songs now every crowd is doing poof singalongs
>city of churches>wins over easterrigged
>>154101223>Being such a dud root you cost your parents any chance of grandkidsgrim.
Serong has had garbage disposal efficiency all game and only seen Brayshaw kick 1 goal then disappear.
>>154101348the only one i like is geelong playing the irish music which they did well before everybody getting their own song
>>154101352these two are so overrated like 1 week on 1 week off for these cunts
>>154101356>le epic chain tat xd!!!!tradies are fucking unsufferable
STOP THE DAMN MATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKIwsTWOFk
>>154101364
>>154101352>BrayshawThis is the real one to focus on.Braysgaw has this reputation for being one of the best midfielder in the comp, and is paid as such. But keeps having games where he goes completely missing.Absolute trash heap piece of junk. Unreliable overpaid trash.
>Needs a cart for a jaw???
>Guy is standing>Crows call the stretcher to pause the gameDisgraceful.
why don't they have knockout songs?
>>154101371what an odd attack
>>154101374I GET KNOCKED DOWNBUT I GET UP AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
>>154101374SMACK MY BITCH UP
the cart should be shaped like a hotdog and play the benny hill theme
Ken Hinkley saying "nup he's done"Bit rich coming from the guy who demanded Aliir stay on after being knocked out, costing his club a $50k fine.
>awww yeah he's tough thats how you know its a bad one!do they ever call someone a soft cunt?
>>154101374MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUTI'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
>>154101382for me, it's the gatorade mobile
back in school when girls apparently had a thing for me i never did anything about it because i enjoyed the power i had over them
>>154101387jarman whimpy
OH NO NO NO.... O BRIAN
why tf is reilly o'brien playing
THEY WERE.... R.O.B BED!
easter is built for looms
>>154101406>>154101407he's a nazi fascist chud piece of shit, fuck him
tracey used droneball there
any loomers in
>>154101382>>154101393For me it's the cenny coast sauce bottlesthis is our town's entire oikosone of my uncles used to work at the masterfoods factory; he brought a prototype smoky-bbq sauce along to a family holiday I went with them to at a caravan park in Fingal Bay once and I was enamoured immediately with the tasteHe's in gaol now for being a bigtime drug dealer or whatever
maley is NOT a loomer
>>154101428it's the worst possible margin
>>154101428Three behinds not looking so good...
Milky Bars are on me!
>>154101437i think 200 points is a worse margin
>>154101393>your odds of getting killed by a gatorade mobile are low but never zero
COX STANDSSOLID
>>154101437>>154101438four behinds though....
>>154101439Literally free money.
2 more freo points or 4 more crow points required
>>154101439well done lad
>>154101439Crisp
>>1541014472 docker behinds + crows goal.ezypzy
>>154101453>they found him in adelaide, drowned and face down in a bowl of pea soup...
>>154101453do you think its fuckable girls under there or men?
KEK the crom crowd
>>154101469
REV IT UP
>>154101439kek nice bet
Is Chayce Jones the worst 100 gamer of all time?
SEETHING
>>154101417fuck up commiepoof
REVmpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8Probably won't be very good though since they made a comeback.Still choked though.
lads, someone just posted
Lads, some guy just posted
LADS
Lads, James just posted
>>154101473zoomers cant even watch a clip without it being over edited
keays just opened a loss
and respected by their foes
adelaide chokes
oh dear
Nice game
justin longmuire finna cum in some adelaidse sluzzas tonight
GOODOODFriday
I'M GOING TO DP WORLD BABY
FUCKING BULLSHHIT CROWSFUCKING HEARTLESS BOTTLE JOBS FUCK THIS CLUB
FREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSUCK MY DOCK
Good Friday footy is pretty good desu.
>>154101508What's DP World?
>>154101507MOGGED """"super"""" saturday
Shoutout to Pearce for that ebin smother
Can't say it was great but certainly an entertaining day of footy.
>>154101515Both games were great. Who wouldn't want footy on this holiest of days when there's literally nothing else to do?
>>154101519ya mums cunt
>>154101529>literally nothing else to doChurch????????
Friendly reminder to dig your nails into your scalp and get the blood flowing to your hairStay hairy and healthy lads
>>154101526His teammates shouted, "imagine it's an innocent Palestinian child about to be slaughtered by genocidal jews" and he didn't hesitate and instinctually launched himself at the ball.
might wank my big willy with vaseline
>>154101529Kinda amazing to think they only started playing on it in 2017. But North were so shit that they were forced to put multiple games on it.
>>154101533Whether you go to the 12pm or the 3pm service that's an hour of your day then you've then got nothing else. Unless you just stand around the church all day long.
Great Friday if I may
>>154101533My local has closed down and now has their services in the rough part of town. Utterly grim.
>>154101538kek non foreskin haver
Adelaide locked down both Serong and Brayshaw. Need Young back desperately and O'Driscoll for wing running structure. 20 plus years and I won't ever believe in them until I see them lift a hip
>>154101539Multiple games is a good thing even if Norf were still shit.
>>154101532GOTTEM
I couldnt give a fuck about whatever christian bullshit this holiday is about
>>154101550I have a foreskin. I just goon so hard and long that if I don't use vaseline I get friction burns
>>154101555You wouldn't be alive if it weren't for Him mate. Be grateful and celebrate life everlasting
>>154101538Good win today, Harry.
>>154101555fuck up commiepoof
>>154101555
>Fred fly home then back to SA to play Piesrigged league
fuck off chruchfaggotsyou cocksuckers fuck you
FLAGMANTLE 2026
>>154101559Just spit on it you heathen.
Adelaide have a way to go
classic scumpires
>>154101567Nothing stopping them from staying there.
>>154101574Families.
can't believe the uggo hornblower ends up with
>>154101567They can literally spend the week there but they're opting not to. Would've thought it would be a good bonding session for the team but I guess Longsperg has to go home and turn the bedroom lights on sixteen times or something.
>>154100999>>154100957>>154100959>turbo doesn't even make the OP>(you) still seethe about himTurbo is based, you have the audacity to call him "cancer" when you spam threads with this garbage
>>154101514crisp>>154101537kek
>>154101581hey no spoilers
turbo SEETHING
>>154101574they did that last time apparently
Freobros we are so fucking back
Peatling deserves that, dirty player and a fuckwit to boot kek
christoids getting uppity again
>staying in SA longer than absolutely necessaryshiggy diggy
>>154101536one of my mates goes out with a chick that pulls all of her hair out and has to wear a wigbit of an amber flag potentially
>>154101584you're a massive fat gay faggot
gonna go fuck my arse and sleep
>>154101574There actually is, Adelaide airport closes late at night (can't remember when, 11:30 or something), so they can't fly back.
Men who are involved in their kids lives are pathetic creatures
>>154101602yeah but it opens at like 4 or 5 or something the next morning
>>154101606What do you mean?
>>154101589>>154101599>he's still madLong live turbo
neighbours were fuming when i fired up the bbq and chucked a heap of steak and sausages on it tonight
>>154101610Yeah? They still have to stay overnight?
>>154101623fair point but it's not like a major delay
>>154101619Why?
my goal song would be the x-files theme
>>154101393I miss that little nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>154101519Formerly Pink n Stink
If you're a Sea Lion I'm probably just going to ignore your post. Ain't nobody got time for that.
>>154101632this but gaj
Why are Crows fans being so hard on Reily O'Brien? He's an ex-B&F winner, have some respect for your champ
My ancestors were on the first boat of Lutheran krauts to SA.Thankfully they got smart and moved to Perth.
>>154101641hey fuck you too faggot
remember when tom morris got kwabbed by bevo
i can't take this shit anymore
Thoughts on Rowey?
>>154101653nah i never saw it
>>154101654R U OK vossy?
Is Ed Richards a good player?
I am the Wings Of Redemption of /afl/
What's the deal with South Australians on talkback?
>>154101651Too easy
Caller on 5AA just said Reily O'Brien should be in the team every week, and that he was far better than McAndrew
>>154101669jokes on you, i'm actually a sea lion
>>154101606Men who aren't involved in their kids' lives are pathetic creatures.
>>154101612Being a parent is literally child abuse, goy
what are you guys up to?
>>154101670Nice of them to take a call from Reilly's parents.
>>154101343Nah, wouldn't have been. Adelaide were the minor premiers last year so somewhat a decent side.Carlton choked to Norf.
>>154101684watching bakeoff half pissed
>>154101684Practising my hunter eyes in the mirrorYou?
>>154101684watching pissoff half baked
Young Sherlock is surprisingly good
>It's only 10:20Feels like 11:30.
>>154101684waiting sudoku vids on YouTube waiting for the superleague to start in 10mins
>>1541017001920 in God's country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Opx9PmKzs
>>154101684lying in bed next to my wife
>>154101709Holy chad!
>>154101696the mum is hot as fuck in a homely wifey kinda way
>>154101612It's weird, womanly behaviour.
>>154101709How much does she weigh?
>>154101721120. Your guess whether kg or pounds.
>>154101719It's the way the wealthy raise their sons. Sorry to hear that you're poor.
>>154101721i don't know but she is chubby with huge tits. she just gave birth so still carrying pregnancy weight too.
>>154101726FOY
>>154101726id give her 120 pounds either way iykwim haha
>>154101717Yeah she's hot. The sidekick chinawoman too
>>154101731Do the needful and post pic
>>154101709
>>154101741fuck no.
>>154101704not badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igMTH6YrAyw
>>154101746Maaaate
shove it up your arse reportsperg
>>154101744sneed
In 2016, Adelaide with their first rounder picked Jordan Gallucci over Jarrod Berry and Tim English.In 2017, it was Darcy Fogarty over Zac Bailey and Ed Richards.In 2018, they took Chayce Jones at 9. Zak Butters went at 12.In 2019, they almost ended up with pick 1 (they had Carlton's pick, who were on track to win the spoon until the last 6 games). It could've been Matt Rowell. Instead they ended up with pick 6, and selected Fischer McAsey. In the next few picks, players like Caleb Serong, Hayden Young, Kysaiah Pickett, Will Day were selected.How did Adelaide drafting get so bad? Is it because Andrew Demetriou forced them to sack Matt Rendell?
>I didn't get to go too many places because it wasn't safeBased Kenny dunking on SAfags
candace owens swollen pregnant bosoms
fuck i love gorgeous pregnant bulging milky tits
>>154101774It's a testament to the strength of their development that they can miss so, so many hits in the draft with their early picks and have still built a competitive team.
>>154101787they're even better when the milk comes in postpartum
love big black tits and arses
Need a sensual, consensual back and shoulder massage from a slim Asian lady seated on my lower back wearing no pants.
Love big, white, natural boobs with just a hint of sag
>pay for 45mins, cum in 15>uhh yeah I guess just give me a back massage or something
>>154101810>pay for an hour because it takes me forever to cum>they get uppity and i end up finishing myself off in front of them
>>154101810Massage can be just as good as sex imo.
So should I end my nofap streak? (4 days)
>>154101684about to start sharpe
>>154101825no we're just having a moment mate
Do Australia Post parcels go back to being transported over the weekend or are they stuck in place until Tuesday?
>>154101817one proszy went mental on my calfs one timecould barely walk back to the bus stop
>>154101684Watching the post match slop and shitposting here. Might watch a movie and eat some M&M's.
>>154101825trust me, don'tjust take it one day at a time
>>154101827i brought that show up a week ago i believe i inspired you :) enjoy it's great
>>154101684Thinking a milkshake from pancake parlour
broke my sunnies need a replacement rec
>>154101810Is this no longer horny brained? Or didn't opt for multiple shots at goal?Either way, thigh pillow + head pat.
>>154101829My package was supposed to come yesterday but now the status has changed to 'sorry for the delay we'll get it to you on or before the 7th' which to me means I'll get it Tuesday at the earliest.
>>154101830got a chinese massage when i was 16 and they absolutely destroyed my back, they were so rough it hurt for a week at least
>>154101056Sweet Caroline is just a shit song. Country Roads is good. Simple as.
>>154101684finna reheat some kfc but i ate all the dinner rolls sadly
>>154101834>just take it one day at a timeand know that I love you
>>154101847Sometimes they get the changs delivering on public holidays especially over Easter. You might get lucky
>>154101849>chinese massageWhat does this mean? They walk on it? A rub and tug place?
>>154101810>want a legitimate massage because my shoulders are stiff>walk into a chinese knock shop by mistakeMassage was still alright
>>154101856Possible but I won't hold my breath.
>>154101853just ordered a little top me up
i agree with tarantino, massages are inherently sexual
>>154101861Do the girls get annoyed because they don't get the extra pay from happy endings?
>>154101857it was called 'chinese massage' or something, probably a rub n tug but i didn't know better. but yeah she just dug in with her elbows leaning in attacking my back, was in pain the whole time but i assumed it would feel good after, it didn't!
>>154101866Share the delivery, m8.
>>154101861kek this happened to me and ended up getting a bbbj
>>154101866yes mate, sticky date pud from HJs is way better than it should be
>>154101849Which is rougher: Chinese or Thai massage? I get a Thai Massage in Bangkok at some street festival stall and after forty five minutes I felt crippled. Didn't want to say it hurt and look like a pussy so just let this tiny little thai chick mangle me. No idea how such a little woman could generate so much pain with those tiny hands.
do you blokes like gooks or chinks?
>>154101866>sticky date deliveredThat thing is going to be in a puddle of ice cream.
>>154101871I got uber pass or whatever its calledpays for itself if you get 3 orders a month (and thats no issue for me)
because ur a bitch ass faggot thats why
>>154101877Pressure points. Should've listened to Fev.
collingwood: a gay club for gay poofters
>>154101878Yeah.
>>154101892oops sorry meant brisbane
>>154101877chinese massage is more sensualthai massage more rough
>>154101868Fuck yes. Had one in kl
>>154101897no I meant the collingwood magpie, home of the faggot duo
Have any of you eaten out a prostitute?Is it common practice? Is it an embarrassing thing to request?
>>154101868Wouldn't know, it was the fucking 60 year old madam that proabably runs the joint lmao
>>154101906Never had a prostitute never will
>>154101906ease up mate, my foods almost here
>>154101906they'll all take the condom off for a lil bit extra, maybe that's what you're into but keep that in mind
>>154101906most will let blokes coom in them for a fee so nah
>Have any of you eaten out a prostitute?Yes.>Is it common practice?I doubt it. >Is it an embarrassing thing to request?I didn't ask. She just had a really nice pussy and that was what I instinctually wanted. I'm paying for what I want, not what she wants. She loved it so I assume it's not something that happens often.I wouldn't tell anyone I did it unanonymously because it is pretty embarrassing desu.
you wouldnt believe it
>>154101929crisp my hypothetical ideal gf/wife
>>154101929based late night snack enjoyer
>>154101926>Lord and saviour is reduced to delivering goyslop on the day on which he was crucified 1993 years agoGrim. Everyone's doing it tough.
Kings vs Super Kings....
>>154101929based nazi if it actually happened
>>154101946>if it actually happenedNarrator: It didn't.
>>154101955>Narrator: It didn't.Narrator: But it should have.
>You're a midwit if you think the holocaust didn't happen
>Did the holocaust happen?I don't care
Probably did happen tho
yeah probably to some extent
>>154101977A jew died whilst showering once
for me its the holodomar
>>154101986kek
If I had a time machine I would go back in time and draw and quarter Oliver Cromwell.
>>154101747fifa 06 for minehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdT6CENHZY
weird how the 6 million figure was floating around years before the event
>>154101760DollFUCKER looks like that?
I don't think it's Turbo, he's taking a few liberties against what the TurboAutistOP template dictates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvM_Q30tSkE
>>154102020my year 12 history teacher brought in a collage of newspaper headlines with the six million figure during our ww2 unit kek
Gold Coast 1059Western Bulldogs 1048Fremantle 1046 (+1)Sydney 1043Hawthorn 1028Brisbane 1023North Melbourne 1022 (+4)Port Adelaide 1007Adelaide 999 (-1)Melbourne 992Collingwood 986West Coast 984Geelong 981St Kilda 973Carlton 956 (-4)GWS 955Richmond 942Essendon 932
my year 10/11 history teacher self-identified as a socialist, my years 8-10 maths teacher was an ethnically-russian orthodox boomer and admired the cccp perhaps a bit too much
soviet russia was kino though tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2UgXL4te_0sup fellow bums
miss the british empire like you wouldn't believe
is battlefield more popular than cod these days?
>>154102109all you have to do is follow the worms
Business idea: controlling kill drones from the comfort of your living room.
hate how most petrol stations make you use the night window past 10pm so you can’t even go inside. looking at all the options is part of the experience, and I may not necessarily know what I want until I’ve had a good look. I will drive past 5 night-window petrol stations just to get to the 6th which actually lets me inside
i am in no way shape or form involved in any niggerdom!
>>154102116no idea, lost interest in gaymen in like 2007, me
we could play cod zombies if you want
You guys aren't ready for the iggs hattrick
>>154102135i miss going to the servo at 3am tired and shitfaced and ordering food, now they're all night windows and you wouldn't catch me outside for more than a minute or two
mate got really sloppy drunk last night and went on a rant about wanting to kill trump because his super has dropped 20k kek
catch me outside how bow dat
Was SEN doing a Carlton fan game call of the North vs Carlton game?
>>154102177Freedom isn't free
