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>>154104318Jaysies win the world series this year desu
ITFCB
dodgers
kek
>>154104337But how do ball boys and ball girls actually get treated?
>white sux
>>154104353they own our asses
Shut the fuck up doyerpacos
peepeepoodres
>>154104330appropriating vin scully's iconic catchphrase for the cubs is kind of cringe desu
AGENT ZERO DOES IT AGAIN
>Only a handful of /mlb/ threads left before /sp/ is flooded with beautiful World Cup soccer threads.
i love gimmy he grew on me a lot
>>154104361Cubs won that game.
Nervous bout my Royles?
soccer is lame
>>154104372NO!!!
soccer is for browns
We launched people going to the moon and you're sitting on your ass watching Baseball.
>delauter is backlet's go tribe
>>154104386I'm watching my jays launch balls to the moon.(into center field and thats an easy catch for out 3)
>>154104385and europoors
>>154104386link me the pol thread so I can start caring
>>154104337baseball uniforms are way too sexy for women to wear. it's unnatural.
the wind is a total meme today
a Leasurely 2 runs given up
>>154104341something like this?
I'm a little late, but god DAMN did we get our asses stuffed with cock
>>154104386Whatever it is that the white sox are doing this season can't really be qualified as "baseball"
cody is nuts
Mikolas loading up his ERA to lull his next opponents into a false sense of security
>>154104386I was listening to the game out for a walk for most of it actually
EEK OOK!
>>154104337Does she know she has a wedgie?
>>154104400especially cute perky ones
wear it and make your dad happy, you little shit
>>154104434She owes me sex
Just a tad bit low there, Kirk
Lorenzen helping his former bros take the early lead. Phillies4ever
the cope ABS
>>154104423you think women have somehow less sensitive asses? ofc she knows. she may be too innocent to care, though
>POODRESWelcome back to being in the NL West basement. BAU BAU!
>>154104434that's my body type desu. wish i had slightly bigger tits desu :/
MARSHY BOMB
attaboy kelly
Steer bomb!
>>154104441At least the Phillies can beat up on the Rockies lol, I thought they'd struggle.
>>154104434who narrates these games? having a bunch of old men looking at them for hours and commentating on what they do can't be a good thing
bullshyte!!!
>>154104434Never forgive ESPN for picking wnba over softball
gg Marlins.
guardsball doubleplay
>>154104349depends on the club but mostly they are treated well. they are however required to service the entire roster and coaching staff sexually on demand.
>>154104330Faster!
>3-0 count>watch a meat ball go right down the middleWhy do hitters do this?
Our season is now officially over.
>>154104470>sitting on a bucket for 3 hoursass endurance training. very important
>>154104478Meatballs are bad for you
>>154104448post them
White Sox loseAgain
>>154104474
>>154104478jose ramirez swings at 4th pitch ball four all the time
>needing umpball against the Shite Sox
ELLY
if the rockies forfeit they lose 9-0, it's currently 7-0
>>154104447kys
>>154104386I'll launch you to the moon if you don't wisen up, fella
>>154104493>call for umpball review>lose>heh can't believe you guys need umpballthat being said, they are playing like shit
>>154104488Faster!
>>154104507ilu too mr. pooodrepaco who keeps saying kys to me.
>cubs pitcher asks for a change 2 innings invaxx status?
go caveman go
autistic poodrepaco eternally seething lol
seranthony coming in oh shit hi Sir Anthony
>>154104510I mean, he was clearly safe
Doyerbros, it's looking like a Giants are for real
>>154104519if it was clear they would've overturned thougheverbeit
>>154104513please be patient lol
some beautiful plywood on display in Pittsburgh for opening day
I'm excited for the inaugural season of the Oakland Padres at the Alameda County Coliseum in 2030.
>>154104526>Memedani fanboy>has gay opinionschecks out
baseball is curing my depression god bless baseball and god bless all of you
Bau Bau
>>154104543you may think it is, but it's not
>>154104513>>154104517>>154104531>>154104544uh oh, autistic poodrepaco's not gonna like this kek
gay sex mariners
>o K moto
>>154104434I would absolutely not mind bending her over the dugout fence and vigorously fucking her from behind until I achieved orgasm
>>154104554that's what i call them
>>154104554Gay sex is better than no sex, amirite?
>>154104540I don't have any opinion on him I am obviously not from NYC it's just a funny image
PRRRRRRRRRT
Watch your own games doyerpacos
Wew this Rockies series might get the Phillies going... or the Rockies might just be bad.
>>154104559I don't get it
>>154104434Ass is too big
>>154104578t. epstein
Big thanks to the Padres for giving my Red Sox this much needed win.
>>154104552you retards are absolutely obsessed with me kek
>>154104318My pirates (:
>>154104568gay sex is better full stop
>team teams that can't hit, playing a bullpen game when their bullpen is deadTomorrow's jays/sox game is looking to be WOAT baseball.
Jonnie griffin with his first career hit (:
>poodres
why are the phillies bullying the rockies
>>154104386I'm watching the zogbots get launched into iran
i hate extra innings an almost unfathomable amount
Extra innings in the Southside!
>>154104603>throws 5 pitches>arm is "dead" for two daysI hate bullpen pitchers so much
he's literally mike trout
>>154104595>>154104608FUCK YOU!!!!!
the most dangerous inning
>>154104511
>swing at everything>swing at nothingJUST HIT THE FUCKING THING
>>154104434crazy how she wears a hundred outfits in her tiktok and this is her best look by far
WHAT
disasterclass from the top of the lineup like usual
Call stands
White sux lolol
KEK KWABAKAMINOT ENOUGH TO OVERTURN
NEVERMIND LMAO WHAT THE FUCK SOX
The sheer level of umpball needed to beat my Shite Sox
LMAOkami
umpie said I got ABS too pussy
>hoffmangg sox
>YOU OWE US A HIT, GABRIELjesus christ
The eternal state of Colorado Rockies
>>154104513>>154104517kys fucking freaks
blowgaydoo 'em
kirk is deadit's over
for the fucking love of god
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT KIRK
>>154104729That's what he gets for trying to reach over the plate
hoffman is rattled now, gg
can the twins please explain this delaytheir home openerdid Tim Walz do this?
Fagglio Ordonez kekk
At least Rockies fans can enjoy the outdoors at their park.
we are so cooked
good gravy, welcome to the game heineman
>blew gays
how are we this motherfucking lucky
Successful Suicide Squeeze!
>Poo Jays fielding
corn on the kwab
>Bunt single
what an hilariously bad throw
>>154104760unlucky i mean
its over
un fucking real
Are the White Sox back?!
What a fucking finish in Chicago
KILL ME
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>>154104662>>154104664>>154104676HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCK OFF YE FAGGOTS
You gotta be kidding me lmao
>blow gays
o KWAB what happened to the Jays?
theres seriously some voodoo shit going on with this team>>154104778yep just need all of their opponents to lose their catcher in the 10th
The White Sox are winning the World Series this year
Good shit, White Sox.
>>154104783
My deepest condolences, Jays.
soxgers cooked them... tf...
>>1541047894 injuries in the first 7 games
>>154104798you don't mean it
>>154104790You are so mad right now. >hoff jeffman
>>154104667>>154104760>>154104764>>154104790GET THE FUCK OUT KEK
>white sox>win???????????
>notice my cable company charged me for extra innings even though I canceled it last year>can use it for mlbtvhuh, that's cool I guess
>>154104807you mean heineman, who wouldnt be in if we didnt just get injured 5 minutes beforekeep up
>>154104809they thought they had it in the bag kek
>>154104801wait i thought it was just Nonce's knee? who else it hurt?
THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD IT IN THE BAG
>>154104821kirk now, berrrios and yesavage tooalso fluharty in one game
>>154104818Pham MINDFUCKED heineman>hoff jeffman
WAIT, THERE WERE DAY GAMES TODAY??????????????????how the fuck does this league play games when i'm not online?
Here I go being a fake sharp again.Betting underdogs is so damn cringe.
>>154104821HIS KNEE GOT THE FLU N SHEEEEEEEIT
WE DID HAVE IT IN THE BAG WE DID SHUT UP ITS MANFREDS FAULT STUPID DUMMIES
game of fucking blunders. Hoff and Heineman FUCKED us. How did Brendon Little do better than fucking Hoff. And why did Kaz do nothing but strikeout.FUCKKKKKKKChicago didnt even win these clowns just fucking lost.FUCK
i HATE baseball
>>154104822blow gays kek
>>154104839
baseball is a coinflip
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>154104839>>154104839DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154104849KEK...kek...KEK!!!
I LIKE BIG BUNTS AND I CANNOT LIE.Congrats to all Sox bros on a hard fought victory. GG Blue Jays (non-derogatory)
>>154104852DOYERS WINKEKJAYS LOSE
>>154104839SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE WALKOFF SAAR
>another starter is outepic
>>154104849KEK WHAT A BITCH
>>154104864if you think thats bad, you should see the 500s section of the 'dome during a jays game
chikky is on the meltie of the decade right now
>>154104861hmm yeah im thinking sex here
>>154104864gurpreet is a wild ass name for a human. that's some middle earth goblin shit if i've ever heard it, maybe some weird alien space hooker anakin fucked in star wars
blow gays kek
>>154104885I work at a steel factory. 5 different Gurpreet Singh's have worked here in the past 4 years.
GOOD NEWS: Campy got a hit!BAD NEWS: The rest of the game was shit!
>>154104875you should be thinking sausages buddy, get your head out of the gutterpreet
>>154104885That's a typical name for a north york native, what do you mean?
Blue jays lifelongs of 1 year thought they were starting the season 9-0 lol
>>154104890north america has fallen
Jays fans, after the remaining two games against the White Sox, it's time for the exciting Dodgers series!
>>1541049001 year???? I started watching when they were playing the Mariners in the playoffsThere is literally no reason they shouldn't go 162-0
Fuck canada
>>154104826shitty, I'm thinking the yanks need to get hurt or they're running away with the AL
>>154104890that's pretty fucking funny
>undefeated at homeCan the Dodgers say the same?
konnor griffin is kind of a fucking unit
>>154104931Whitekees won that game.
>>154104931I kneel to the best team in mlb, the White Sox
ELLY BOMB
>>154104890We still have steel factories in NA?
Paul DePodesta sounds like he cares.
>>154104908we're just going to get all the embarassment out of the way and get clobbered over the rest of this April. Our men are beaten, battered and bruised. It's too windy in Chicago and the sun is too bright in LA. They need Jays nation behind them or they lose like bambaklots as they did today. We'll come back strong in May and June. GG WSox and Doyers, you guys are fucked when Trey and Kirk are strong again.
I thought the jays were playing a double header today
>>154104955I mean, if you can call them that. Pretty much how it works is the actual Canadians who can speak English and shit have seniority and order around the Punjab/Nigerian underclass in the workplace. Our safety training lists are wild. Like 15 different Singhs. Bipjeet Singh, Jaspreet Singh, Jatinder Singh, Gurinder Singh, every Singh you can think of. Then like one white guy named Steve Kennedy and one Nigerian named Ernest Obweje.
>>154104940On August 13, 2026, “MLB at Field of Dreams” will air live on Netflix from Dyersville, Iowa. MLB’s return to the iconic movie set for the first time in four years will feature the Minnesota Twins and Philadelphia Phillies.
cleveland HAS to get rid of their 3rd base coach
>>154104987>Netflix broadcast
baseball :)
Schwarbomb heh
>>154104987>Minnesota Twins and Philadelphia PhilliesWhitekees made sense and so did the Cubs/Cardinals to some extent. Why these two?
>>154105001Second blast over 450 feet today for the Phillies
the world series contender teams lose their home opener, we all know this
its strange that the orioles tanked and got so many good prospects>Gunnar>Jackson Holliday>Adley Rutschman>Samuel Basallo>added Pete Alonso in FAbut the team still looks so mediocreI know jackson holliday is out but he hasnt looked that great when he's out there either
>>154105025O-okay
*ahem*FAGGOTbacks! kek!
We winners today
>>154104633Okay but he's married at 19 what a fucking loser
>>154105053Of course
>>154105053I backed up the stream to watch it and the Popesox are truly blessed.
>>154105054thats usually how it goes with pro athletesthe stereotypical "chad" guys like konnor griffin are usually married very young to their girlfriend from high school or college
>>154105053nice bro, congrats
the jays dying on the field at the worst possible time is basically on par with making it out of the second round of playoffs to yankees fans it appears
>>154104835Are you a wizard?
cheating FUCK!!!
morning
What happened to the white sox fans on the verge of suicide?
>>154105054>What a fucking geniusFTFY. peak fertility is at age 20 and your chances of having an autist, miscarriage, or birth complications begin to sky rocket past 25. Time is not on your side.
>>154104649I dunno I kinda like this one
Not good
is this an acceptable physique for an MLB pitcher?
The Griffin box is full of beautiful souther belles, bros.
>>154104696seething lol
>>154105073Oh I know. People on Twitter were ripping him for being married and going to a Christian all boys school.
>>154105121>Christian all boys school.So he's gay
>>154105116Post em
I'm just accept facts that Tatis Jr and Manny Machado are the biggest flakes of all time, and Tatis Jr will never be his 2019-2020 counterpart. Team is steaming hot ass right now.
>>154105129No. They're good Christian girls.
World Series: Phillies beat Red Sox 4-3
>>154105112she cute
The Ponce humiliation ritual completely destroyed the Jays auraJust rebuild at this point
>>154105121all boys schools are basedthe quality of the lunchtime sport is absolutely elite because theres no wxmen to distract you
>>154105132Souza has ruined their ability to punish shitty pitches. You look at some of the shit they were given and any other team would've been up 10 runs on the Red Sox
>>154105147this is true
cubbiesissies... we need a miracle
bs!!!
>another Arias homerunnot good, Bazzanabros, not good
>>154105127
>>154105031and somehow won 101 in 2023
In solidarity with my jays, every other team should take one player and break their arm, otherwise it isn't fair.
DELAUTGODalso how big is the guards stadium looks like a heckin colliseum
cubsisters.... not again....
DELAUTER DOES IT AGAINBABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>154105213hey, bro. they're the defending al champs. show some respect.
>>154105213>entire world series was just a prelude to them getting btfo'd in hockey in the olympicskek cancucks
COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAADSS
i wish chikky at least WATCHED the sports he posts about
>>154105031Crashed and burned with few saved and several still missing.
great day for MY Phillies!
>>154105223Fuck canada
Why aren't you taking your kids to go watch the Mario Galaxy movie?
cubs really let that turn into a double
omg Cruz sucks. They'd be undefeated if they had Harrison Bader playing center
Cade injured…it can’t be…IT CANT BE
>>154105238I'm going tomorrow
>>154105138Based, fuck west coasties, dixoids, fly overs, and canadians…
STEPHENSON BOMB!!!!!!!!!!
>>154104987>twinsdepressing inclusion. literally any other central team (east or west) would have been preferable
yo this whyte boi Martin fucking sucks get him off the mound
leadheads getting uppity
>>154105280leadhead genny
important reminder to any fan whose team is off to a slow start: you might be absolutely fine and win your division, or you may be literal shit. you won't truly know until july 4th, so stop being a bitch
the lead makes us stronger
>>154105291*except white sox and twins fans, you are supremely fucked and hopeles
cant wait for the loss tomorrow because the "worlds luckiest team" doesnt have a starter tomorrow due to the flu, after losing a game because of an injury, and another because of an injury
>>154105298HE GOTS THE FLU N SHEEEEEEIT
>>153419675>>153730858it’s a hiroshimanagasaki black pill ITS SO OVERIM SO SORRY
as I said before I can only make a post once every hour, so I have decided to make the most of it by mass replying to posts I would have (you)ed anyway.>>154104986I would read a blog about your workplace>>154105053no more perma whining about the plight of who sox fans allowed>>154105113no worse feeling watching this game than the kind of news like that>>154105121gl to him but marrying that young before you experience much of the world usually doesn't end in a lifetime without a lot of second guessing about choices made>>154105260F>>154105280Iowa has onme of the highest cancer rates and lowest GDP growth in the country
>sox fans are all catholic>dodgers fans are all atheistare padre fans atheist or catholic?
>>154105310>dodgers fans are all atheistarent mexicans catholic?
>>154105313california = atheist state
>>154105310I’m quite sure many Dodgers fans are Catholic.
>>154105313YepDodgers.JP are into Shinto now, though.
ATOBTTR
>>154105321you can't be catholic and live in california
nice win redhots
padrepacos...
Pray to Saint Ohtani ese
I have not followed baseball since Kevin Milwood was pitching for the Braves. I need a quick rundown on current state of braves and NL east.
>>154105344braves are looking pretty sharp this yearthats all I can give you
>>154105307Lol, there is not much to tell. It's a bunch of English speaking Canadians (white, asian, black) herding these Punjabs and desperately trying to get them to stop trying to kill themselves. These jeets really believe they're going to come back when they die, so they perform craning and forklifting and offloading trucks in the most unsafe ways humanly possible, constantly risking their lives in the process. When one jeet falls, another will replace them anyways. There is an endless supply of Jeets, Preets and Gurinder Singhs on the horizon.We had one black guy on night shift at one point. But apparently he tried to finesse a threesome with his filipina wife and some israeli slut, his wife got pissed and divorced him. Then the guy impregnated his filipina mother in law, but started smoking crack and ruined his life. He currently wanders the streets scurrying for drugs. Sad. The dude was alright before the drugs.
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
>named seranthony>translated to english is "to be anthony"what the fuck is wrong with puerto ricans
>>154105362he is dominican
CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! STUPID FUCKIN CUNT! FUCKIN CUNT!
