Blues Edition Last time >>154099368
should've been ice girls edition instead
My penguins (:
Pick a Duck. PICK a DUCK. Pick SEVERAL Ducks.
>>154106068k now what bitch ass leaf?
Classic Gary with his barebones Friday night schedule.
>>154106113Cope the islanders vs flyers game has playoff implications
Imagine looking at the 90's and thinking "ya i want to experience that!" Why, so you can grow up to be a retarded millenial raising retarded kids?? Kwab
>>154106068>professional duck-duck-goose coach
>>154106074Doing research for the male-orientated Heated Rivalry spinoff I see.
>>154106125it's better than what us gen z got to experience :(
>>154106057
*ᵃᶜʰᵒᵒ!*
is Anaheim a fun town like San Diego or is it depressing like San Jose?
I had a friend who was a Bruins Ice Girl for a couple years. She didn't get dicked once by anyone in the organization.
>>154106169sad for her
>>154106169did you dick her
>>154106169i bet she would've if she was a celtics girl if you know what i meant haha go flyers!
>>154106174>>154106178I think the organization is so risk averse that they're militant about nobody dicking the ice girls so the players don't even look at them.>>154106178No she's a lunatic who sues her exes for damages. It's ill advised.>>154106180Wouldn't we all :3
>>154106197makes sense. the orgs are probably so afraid of sexual harassment lawsuits that they want to cut ice girls out
>>154106178that's no way to speak about a lady
>>154106200I'm pretty sure ice girls aren't a thing anymore. Now they have "Ice Crew" and work merch tables and attend special events, and sometimes hit the ice to throw t-shirts or escort the kid of the night out onto the ice etc. And it's co-ed.
>>154106235How sure?
>>154106245I'm majority not completely sure about this
>>154106253I'm beginning to think youre a woman
>>154106274don't be silly!
>>154106274wow you're a fast learner are you picrel?(i came to the same conclusion 2 months ago)
>>154106274there are no girls on /hoc/. they're all in /a/
>>154106286I've been ignoring this dude since he showed up
>>154106300
>>154106274You need to recalibrate your gaydar, hombre.
Gaydar that's gotta be a name in one of the muslim parts of russia
>>154106300yeah i joke with her sometimes because one of my love interests is an australian fella from newcastle so i know some aussie injokes that you wouldnt expect a swede to know and sometimes i get accused of using a vpn in /afl/ but she seems like a nice person just maybe not the brightest bulb but then again this is /hoc/ so shes still far above genny average which makes her okay in my book shes just a bit gullible and the shitty tumblr gifs arent very interesting
>>154106312>never shuts up>yet never says anything of worth>all his talking points sound like they come straight from google ai>the one that don't usually start with "i feel like" or "i get he feeling"Ya this dude is a woman
Islanders are so shit they don’t deserve to make playoffs. Can’t say I feel bad based on their fanbase of morbidly obese alcoholic Italian single fathers that throw battery’s at players.
>>154106363>their fanbase of morbidly obese alcoholic Italian single fathers that throw battery’s at playerswtf i love the jlmi now
>>154106337I guess the mystery continues >>154106335eh?
retard roy pulled the goalie with 7 minutes left again
>>154106363cope they throw beer cans not batteries
Bros, my Leafsies got eliminated last night, and they are more than likely going to go through another Decade of Darkness, unless they pull a magic rabbit out of their asses. How would (You) save the biggest NHL team? This post was NOT made by anyone affiliated with Keith Pelley.
>>154106390just add twinks
>>154106390We’ll be back. We can trade our top 5 pick for scoring support.
>>154106390unite matthews and laine
>>154106074
>>154106390The biggest nhl team doesn’t need saving because retards will still support them when their shit
>>154106390trade everyone and hire volunteers
fugg i should've went to the game
Difference between the leafs and islanders we have to earn our first overall picks were not just granted it
>>154106390trade for marner
>>154106418That is the crux of the problem, yes, but now they have the Jays not being turbo shit, and saw what a good team can be.
Our Sennies finna make dem ploffs
flyers are too honorable for empty net goals
>>154106438You should have listed to /hoc/, we give good advice
what does this E mean?
>>154106543excellent
>>154106572just like the flames
>>154106577Theyre one of the worst teams with a horrible prospects
It’s upTotal possible points each team can get in the nhl eastern conference playoff race. Note this doesn’t include teams that basically have a 100% chance to make it>bruins106>penguins 104>senators102>red wings102>flyers 100>blue jackets100Islanders99Islanders trannies…. It’s over
>>154106591Hahahaha I piss on the islanders
>>154106591It’s looking like the bruins locked up a slot
>>154106577every year it seems
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
Now that sabres made playoffs the jets nfl team has the longest playoff drought in all of sports
>>154106620Just like my islanders
>>154106620arent there shit baseball teams that havent made the playoffs in 50 years
>>154106620Have they officially made playoffs?
>if i say playoffs instead of the playoffs I'm officially a hockey expert
>>154106390>Decade of Darkness,Ayo, that's our phrase Laurentian boi
>>154106603We're going to the yoffs bro, the season will go on
>>154106673You're reading to far into things again bud
I'm in the laurentian elite and this is my official uniform
gary is NOT going to be happy with the amount of teams with 88 points right now
>>154106706oh i dont read things
Hofer? I barely know her!
duckies arena looking half empty, doesn't anaheim know they are good now?
>>154106698Against all odds, we made it :)
>>154106767They're all watching Mike Trout get drilled with high fastballs.
>>154106733rememer when tim whatley converted to judaism just for the joker
>>154106779makes sense, although it's since filled up a bit more so I guess people were just waiting in line for fries, tendies, and nuggies
Cam on blose! Score some fackin goals
>>154106767patos deportados :(
laurentian elite is an antisemitic dog whistle
the only good leaf is tye Laurentien Elite
commentators are devastated for the ducks right now
>>154107022Good. Los patos es mal
it was a gay magazine
Mitch’s reputation never recovered from tbg
listening to Pantera LIVE 101 Proof
>>154107073Dimebag Darrel was killed by a blue jackets fan
>>154107083true sad:(
Sorry Sorokin but none of your saves qualified for Volvo's Save of the Game
we got the goddamn cameras on ya
these zoomers are such fucken sissies
>>154107097Sorokin isnt an allstar I was right
>>154107151he's good, just shit himself a lil bit
I wonder if Granlund's nickname is granny
My wongs..
this next song is called Becoming
the blues are hungry like the wolf
this next one is called five minutes alone
The Ducks crowd sure are a contentious people
THE TREND IS DEAD
seems like trouba was the glue that held the rags together
Moist critikal is excited for the playoffs. He a Tampa bay lightning fan and got to hold the Stanley cup when they won it.
>>154107257did they mention dimebag?
>>154107262He’s a deftones guy
>>154107273Deftones kinda rules
ANSWER QUICK
troy terry the human berry
woodcroft needs his own team
>>154107425he's too weird to be a head coach, nhl players wouldn't respect him
>>154107197Hungry for saves?
Excerpt from Chris Pronger's book:>i play hockey. i play defense. defeneseman. hit people, big hit. punch people to. my head get bang. i no play after
>>154107442vaudevillian looking ass nigga
>>154107476On twitter he's an intellectual
>>154107476better writing than sean avery at least
>>154107487True
somebody gave sennecke a hickey during the intermission
ducks = hunted
>>154107542Ducks = shit
>anaheim cucks
Thank fuck tomorrow will be better.All hail gary.
Oilers* control their destiny for the division*reffies and Gary actually
You guys ready for another oilers vs kings 1st round matchup again? Kek
thank you gary for the games
>>154107701and this time? it's personal
>>154107701A yearly tradition
>>154107721
>>154107721acknowledge this post
>>154107701copingtard deserves a win by this point
you are going to be watching buljis big game tomorrow right, /hoc/?
>>154107762did you acknowledge anon's post
didn't watch hockey today bro's had to wage. how were they
>>154107847We don't wanna go to war todayBut the Lord of the Lash says, "Nay, nay, nay"We're gonna march all day, all day, all daaaay
>>154107847
>>154107172Does sort of fit the body language... He doesn't look hurt
ded thread ded sport ded swedes
>>154107983:(
>>154107983nah we're just all out at the club partying and having sexual relations with the female gender, as gary would have us do
>>154108051Source?
>>154107983Ready for the season to end
>4 losses in a row now>Lost to the Oilers>Lost to the Laffs>Lost to the Sharks>Lost to the BluesThis team will never QUACK again
>>154108054i uh... your call has been forwarded to voice messaging, please leave a message at the tone BEEEEEEEP
big game between vegas and edmonton tomorrow
It’s up
>>154108060they don't have the toughest of games remaining so as long as they can unslump themselves they will live to quack another day
>>154108079I asked for onion rings and got fries
>>154108112
Two weeks until playoffs starts
>>154108112I'm looking forrad to the Bruins/Bolts rematch tomorrow but I have no disillusions of what's probably going to happen
>>154108123>they don't have the toughest of gamesThey just lost to the Laffs, The Sharks and the Blues... Those weren't the toughest of games either.Oilers maybe
>>154108123They had to beat the Flames in OT last time they played them so even thats kind of questionable for them.They better beat them tomorrow though dear god if they don't..
should i call my ex
>>154108206yes. But get more druk first. That way you know that you are making a smart decision.
>>154108214
>>154108214i’m 5 beers deep and it keeps seeming like a better idea. miss 100% of the shots you don’t take right?
>>154108220MORE BEEEEEEEEEEEERS
I can hear the video games in my blue tooth headphones even though they are not connected to the playstation, they are connected to my computer that is in a different room playing a podcast. These headphones don't even connect to the console without a cord. This is not the first time this has happened.
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